I found /mu/'s dream girl

>>74143146
LOL MIA WALLACE DUDE

my dream girl has a fax +49-69/450464 sleeve art tattoo

Women, yuck!

>>74143154
fuck me
you sir are specific.

Coked out white girl hipster is so overdone.
I bet she goes to political protests just to take selfies. I bet she majored in something retarded like graphic design or art history. She probably only likes music as a vehicle for drug abuse.

File: 1474331452328.jpg (143KB, 830x676px) Image search: [Google]

143KB, 830x676px

With a Swans shirt.

Her third album is shit

>>74143288
Fuck, I don't know why but I find this utterly adorable.

>tfw no ITAOTS qt
>tfw no qt at all
>tfw when autistic ex-girlfriend leaves you and starts dating a Russian memelord
Why even live?

drugaddicts
saying that word already makes me chuckle

>>74143325
That's hard

>>74143288
I say this a lot but imagine putting your dick in that

File: 1483335163207.jpg (247KB, 891x848px) Image search: [Google]

247KB, 891x848px

>>74143325
Hang in there buddy.

File: Screenshot_2016-09-21-01-32-33~2.jpg (65KB, 480x676px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 480x676px

>>74143360

I fell in love with my girl best friend and she has a bf and still talks to me knowing I like her and she listens to great music and it makes me want to kill myself everyday

>>74143265
Someone had a shitty ex.
>>74143383
F

>>74143366
she looks like a girl i hit on while blackout drunk
(truly at my social best)
we dont talk any more cuz my gut said she was trouble.

>>74143426
kt

>>74143366
Thanks anon, I'm trying my best.

Also holy shit this girl literally embodies all of my tastes, it kind of depresses me.

Could anyone recommend some great music for the feeling of crippling loneliness and longing? I need something new to listen to.

>>74143422
i think i want a girl who really hates grimes speficically

File: 1474346300188.jpg (164KB, 960x762px) Image search: [Google]

164KB, 960x762px

>>74143454
Have the last pic I have.

>>74143146
cringe

kill you are self, you filthy reddit transplant

>>74143454
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMPDzCtD0o0

>>74143501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Syg7iA4F8A8

>>74143526
they trip frequently?

>>74143493
>John Lennon glasses

DROPPED

File: 19905134_1359542834154405_2220011154243197635_n.jpg (63KB, 750x741px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 750x741px

>>74143476
Epic post.

>>74143504
She probably had an ex who liked Swans and just put it on her profile to seem cultured and edgy. She looks like a basic bitch and is probably a sociopath.

>>74143504
I feel like I'd be left missing a kidney when I woke up with her.

>>74143493
Thanks for sharing, anon. Out of curiosity, who is this girl? Is she some /mu/ waifu or meme or something?

>>74143360
In what? A potato?

>>74143524
Oh damn, I've been meaning to actually listen to Nico's solo stuff. This is just what I was looking for.

>>74143599
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPOM20kgWlc

>>74143454
https://youtu.be/bjxHy8WTgTs
This one helps me anon. I don't know how you feel about rap, but give it a try.

>>74143637
Kayler

>>74143683
Yeah, I am a fan of hip-hop. I can relate to this song quite a bit - just the sort of emotional cathartic music I was looking for.

>>74143821
If you don't know Sgae Francis, you should check out his first two albums, Personal Journals and A Healthy Distrust. The rest of his discography is spotty to me, but the first two are two of my favorote hiphop albums

Here's the opener off Personal Journals
https://youtu.be/G4vVH3hBfs4

>>74143325
>tfw when autistic ex-girlfriend leaves you and starts dating a Russian memelord
This sounds like a great idea for a sitcom

>>74143907
youre laughing now, jared, but you just wait

>>74143907
i had a friend who was a russian memelord, he's now in prison for drug dealing

File: 1468655439613.jpg (5KB, 250x236px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 250x236px

>>74143288
>tfw two of my favorite albums of all time are on that wall

Bump, post more /mu/ qts.

>>74143146
That turntable is a piece of shit

File: 0c566d432c87dc97345c43b83510c4af.jpg (64KB, 681x672px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 681x672px

Stay out of retards like these, I've dated one "/mew/ qt3.14" and can tell you for a fact that I'm glad it's over. Those chicks are retarded.
I'd post pics, but that would be insensitive of me.

>>74143146
what's she listening to?

>>74143637
wtf is snaws

>>74143558
Isn't that pharmacon?
I hate how she dresses though, I'll give you that.
The harsh noise look should be ugly or at least bland.

>>74148548
it's not Pharmakon

>>74147157
dont ever change /mu/

>>74147302
The Money Store

>>74143366
>>74143379
>>74143493
>>74148132
she almost definitely has an ig

>>74143546
Are you afraid that she'll beat you?

File: 1490822789421.jpg (94KB, 601x508px) Image search: [Google]

94KB, 601x508px

>>74143379

>>74148736
someone find it pls

File: av.gif (67KB, 149x150px) Image search: [Google]

67KB, 149x150px

i just want a dominant thin qt with black hair who will do drugs w/ me. i don't even care about being dominant in our social life, i just want her to make me her bitch in bed.

why is that too much to ask for in this cruel life? what did i ever do to deserve this cursed sexuality?

File: 1485999212196.jpg (78KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 640x640px

>>74148548
>>74148611

>>74149066
great, another bitch to the list of people who have to kill

>>74149066
She's literally perfect

>>74150020
Except she thinks you're gross looking and likes to be treated like garbage by her Chad bf during sex

>>74150058
>>>/r9k/

>>74143558
still better than listening to swans because a bunch of anonymous internet strangers told you to and making bitter comments about people you've never spoken to.

File: 1475521473807[1].jpg (70KB, 554x921px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 554x921px

>>74143504
>5'11

>>74143288
She really botched the stars on that dress. Sewing skills are a MUST.

Wow yet another OT thread that hasn't been removed just because OP's pic has a record in it.

>>74148902
>>74148736
https://www.pinterest.com/jenjenbengbeng/ashleigh-f/

>>74150492
If she's willing to accept the "king of manlets" then she'll probably have tolerance for people even shorter than that.
As long she's not a +6'0 elitist heighist is fine I guess idk.

>>74143558
dude i matched with these girl and talked with her for a bit and the ex bit is literally true

>day one of 3 day bender
>text small land whale to come over
>lick pussy and fuck around and she puts on Death Grips-i'm temporarily infatuated
>get black out drunk at bar and treat her like an asshole
>wake up in dorm common area
>black out again
>wake up with stolen panties (different girl)

that's when i realized i was a degenerate despite not using piss bottles anymore.
:(

>>74143146
so cringe

>>74150794
Fuck you, now I'm sad I'll never meet her.

Also, it looks like she's from England.

>>74147354
the snaws berries taste like snaws berries

>>74147223
>for a fact that I'm glad it's over.
>Those chicks are retarded.
I've also dated /mu/ girls and they are fucking crazy/retarded.
For that matter, any girl from 4chan is bad territory.

File: 493bf4c94dcac.jpg (60KB, 600x339px) Image search: [Google]

60KB, 600x339px

>>74143288
>Wild Nothing album

>>74152416
holy shit what a pathetic nu-male excuse for a bender

neck yourself

Shit plastic turntable, I'm good OP.

>>74143326
>implying coke isnt safe with moderate usage

File: 1373009456041.jpg (832KB, 936x1248px) Image search: [Google]

832KB, 936x1248px

>tfw no nattie gf

>>74148736
>she

>>74143379
when you're fucking from the back it's gonna look like you're fucking a small boy IM ALL SET WITH THAT

File: Admiral-Ackbar-large.jpg (18KB, 720x450px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 720x450px

>>74153411

>Crosley

File: 1500036805862.jpg (97KB, 500x667px) Image search: [Google]

97KB, 500x667px

>>74153530

File: tumblr_nl4cht1y3D1u0pcako1_500.jpg (174KB, 500x750px) Image search: [Google]

174KB, 500x750px

>>74153587
I got some too

File: cat-kek.jpg (107KB, 500x334px) Image search: [Google]

107KB, 500x334px

>>74143429
>cuz my gut said she was trouble
Yeah, I'm sure that was it.

>>74143454
>this girl literally embodies all of my tastes
In that she has a vagina

File: 1483048101469.jpg (128KB, 1270x720px) Image search: [Google]

128KB, 1270x720px

>>74153092
>tfw no coverfu

>>74153816
She's petite (but not too skinny), she has the bobcut, she likes pretty good music, she wears cute skirts, she's got a cute face, and yes she has a vagina.

[spoiler] Just like my ex-girlfriend :( [/spoiler]

>>74143383
Stay strong.

>>74143265
agreed

>>74154600
aint she doing hardcore porn now?
her covers were so soulful tho :(

>>74143146
I think I know this bitch
anyone got the source?

>>74153644
That album deserves better.

>>74155224
SAUCE

>>74155224
Name?

So I can look up her covers, of course...

File: 11312114_1424192421238163_275368070_n.jpg (107KB, 612x612px) Image search: [Google]

107KB, 612x612px

>>74155224
>>74154600
>>74155346
>>74155433
>she is with chad now (going to have a baby btw)
>procede to get fatter
LOL ;_;

>>74155262
I didn't want to say anything

>>74153608
>>74153629
>>74153663
>>74153644
I feel nothing since its exactly what those albums deserve

>>74155433
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DvMmUK_8kY

>>74156463
>THOSE PANCAKES CHEEKS
lmao'ing

>>74143504
2 years too old.

File: large (8).png (329KB, 500x489px) Image search: [Google]

329KB, 500x489px

Do you think that straight girls are into traps?

Not like, any trap. But an extremely rich, talented, successful, artsy, extremely famous empress kinda trap. A goth princess.

>>74143383

I know someone who knows that feel...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYkbTyHXwbs

>>74143558

lmao i know it's 4chan but shit like this is so retarded and sexist. It's a fucking tinder description.

>>74150020
>>74150058
>>74150095
That's Chad's shirt she's wearing.

File: dope.jpg (72KB, 288x367px) Image search: [Google]

72KB, 288x367px

>>74155262
found on /b/ @ approx 07/25/17(Tue)01:04:43
source: i am op

How come most of the pictures here are of really meek, boyish looking girls? I know /mu/ is filled with so much self-deprecation that it probably drives some to suicide but I didn't know that a lot of straight guys here we're in the closet.

>>74157611
>Do you think that straight girls are into traps?
first thought was fuck no, but maybe, since it's a lot easier for women to go gay than men
>Not like, any trap. But an extremely rich, talented, successful, artsy, extremely famous empress kinda trap. A goth princess.
you sound like a high key hon

>>74157808
>I didn't know that a lot of straight guys here we're in the closet.
a lot are full on gay
there used to be a few general threads for /lgbt/ /mu/ crossover, but i feel like the only one who remembers /gmg/

>>74152515
Glad you're out of that mess fellow anon, be careful next time.

>>74157853

Yeah I know that a lot of people that browse /mu/ are gay but I don't really care. Just that a lot of women posted here have male characteristics and one poster pointed out that if you fucked her from behind she'd look like a little boy. I'm sure there's a more fucked up, freudian analysis that applies perfect to this situation but I hate freud because he's a cunt.

>>74143154
my dream girl is 2D

>>74157884
>I hate freud because he's a cunt.
thats exactly what i was going to respond to you with before i finished reading your post
it's a wonder how anyone takes that horny cokehead seriously

File: Screen Shot 2017-07-25 at 10.12.10 PM.png (50KB, 198x170px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 198x170px

>>74157905
same desu~

>>74157910
because a horny cokehead knows humanity's core best.

>>74157808
Girls who like dudes with long hair are secretly lesbians.

>>74143146
why the fuck does this thread have so many replies?

>>74155224
she would never, she's pure

File: Into-the-Void.gif (775KB, 288x368px) Image search: [Google]

775KB, 288x368px

>>74158440
this is the only thread ive ever made that has had more than like two replies.
Ever.
It follows the long established rules of a successful thread:
1. fundamentally there must be a specific subgenre of bait in the thread subject (ie there must be bait)
2. the humor / content cant be too elitist / erudite/ esoteric - typical /mu/ isnt that old nor that well informed culturally - though there are clearly some deeply studied nerd fags of esoterica (like what joe strummer wore when he was 19 - are you fucking kidding me? No.)
3. Girls. Boys love em. Boys with em love. Boys withlout em lovem. Gay boys love em. Girs love em.
4. eternal return of the waifu. you can negate kpop and grimes, but lol girls.
5. did i mention GIRLS
WITH BLOW AND DEATH GRIPS?

>>74150058
i would choke the shit out of her and treat her as rough as she wants

File: 1500342238208.jpg (16KB, 500x565px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 500x565px

>>74154600
the eternal feel

>>74152475
Which part of England?

My gf is a pleb and doesn't dress like a hipster or appreciate art/music. She's cute tho so idk guys

>>74143154
my dream girl don't exist

>>74160407
there are parts?

>>74157740
and yet it is true with 100% certainty and you are lying to yourself if you think otherwise

>>74143476
>no patrician gf
why live?

>>74143265
hey now, graphic design is a respectable field (in certain cases)
t. not a graphic designer, just someone with an interest in design

>>74162210
nevermind the bollocks m8

>>74150794
what a qt

i used to like crystal castles

thats a new zealand learners liscense, anyone got any more info? i want to find her

>>74163959
i have to drink just to get away from you
On fucking 4chan

>>74163992
you think you're better than me?

File: is-this-wise-2.gif (23KB, 290x174px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 290x174px

>>74163992
OR YOU COULD, LIKE, CLOSE YOUR EYES AND GET OFF YOUR COMPUTER

>>74163453
>that forward nerd neck
LMAOING IRL

>>74164189
the better to look over your shoulder and make sure youre doing it right

File: annieclark.jpg (35KB, 500x747px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 500x747px

>>74164180
how dare you deface annie like that

File: 2017-03-17 09.00.40.jpg (699KB, 1149x1148px) Image search: [Google]

699KB, 1149x1148px

>>74150492
>tfw king of stocky manlets

>>74143383
I know that feel too bro. Stay strong.

>>74164301
i have liberated her sex
just wait for the next album
>take out the garbage bone anon

mos def this chick will never suck your dick, and the only chance you'll have to keep her is to never truly let go and open up to her. this would probably lead you to resent her in one year and ultimately get sick of her and hurt her by cheating on her. you'll split up and it will be hard because she had her on way to take care of you and you wonder if you loved her or the image she projected.
in the end you will know yourself more but you'll still wonder if it was worth all of that frustration.

be careful what you dream for, fellow anons