/metal/

https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Sloth/16591
first for a single a day keeps the doctor away

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AOTY thus far.

rec me some super obscure power metal pls

>>73415171
One of the guys from Nile was on reddit giving AMA and someone asked him "Do you kill pousers XDDDDDD". Are AMAs always that retardeD?

what's your opinion of blues pills? are they even metal?

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>>73415160
>when the 100% certified AOTY isn't even out yet

>>73415192
>Akercucke

>>73415197
there is absolutely nothing wrong with Ache Her Cock

>>73415192
>Akerjoke

where do i start with Nunslaughter?

>>73415239
Akercocke is nu-male proof soundwaves

>>73415239
oh boy

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Hey /metal/, I'm a first-time poster but long time metalhead.

One thing:

Mathcore (Monuments) is the best

Hihi xoxox <3

>>73415239
mods pls

>>73415334
>crying for mods
there is no escape, nu-male

>>73415348
/mu/ is nu-male haven, mods won't let this fly

>>73415348
You fucking nu-male. If I ever happen to see you in real life, i'll crush you like the worm you are.
You disgust me. You'll find out very soon that your memes are not so funny when the clench of my fist come annihilate your teeth, you sick fuck.
You're going to cry for your momma when i'm done with your spamming cuck-ass you fucking degenerate.
Come and see bitch boy, try me.

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It's been a year. What's the verdict, /meal/?

>>73415481
see >>>/c/trl+f"nu"

>>73415481
Still AOTY. Gojira rocks.

The band keeps pooping out quality stuff: Lowlands, Magma, L'Enfant Sauvage etc. are fucking amazing

nu-male nu-male can't you see

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Hopes?

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>>73415519
this guy

>>73415519
top fucking kek

>>73415519
7/10 bait, not bad.

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>>73415481
not even top 5

>>73415598
literally all those are garbage

>>73415598
DELETE THIS

need more nu-male metal pls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggzl1eHiE_8

death to yuropoor flower meal

what metal do guys with big dicks listen to

>>73415598
Do you think DiSanto is aware of vektorposting?

What happened to this general? I've been out for a few months and now this place is /mu/'s shitposting general.

>>73415256
just listen to their full-length albums or simple forget about that band, they're garbage anyway

>>73415838
Cock and Ball Torture

>>73415852
>out a few months
>now is shitposting

boy do i have news for you

>>73415838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfsZ4EzSn80

>>73415845
He's the one doing it from several VPNs

>>73415852
it's summer
still beter than the rest of /mu/ tho

what metal do girls with big tits listen to

what metal do old men with a lot of money listen to

>>73415940
Kiss

>>73415931
A girl with big tits showed me this when I was 13 years old. She hates metal now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW6h0lhXW3Q

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>>73415940

>>73415931
Anything from London.

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>>73415989
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

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>>73415931

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>>73416003
Plastic surgery was a mistake.

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closest thing I've found to Lost Horizion
>they became a nu/groove metal band after this album

Metal died in 1994.

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>>73416002
literally cuck metal

>>73416057
The model with big tits in the video BTFO of /r9k/ in the comments section
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iv00d82bfZo

>>73416097
Why are all akercocke and voices music videos always full of dislikes

>>73416097
I feel like I'm listening to Lulu again.

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>>73416122
haters are jelly of Akercocke's refined gentleman style

Am I metal?

>>73416033
First worthwhile rec I found here in 2 years

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>>73416170

>>73415175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QGeic8fnWw

>>73415175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-4Q7UjXNBg

http://concert.arte.tv/de/hellfest-2017-livestream

Decapitated live from Hellfest right now!

Steel Panther is literally /ourband/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUUc4Cq5NJc

>>73416258
Those guys have a shit ton of material holy

>>73416300
is the crowd always so shit at hellfest? all i see are normies with snapbacks and trucker hats

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how do i into BM ?

>>73416505
Hellfest is full of normies nowadays
70% of the people going legitimately only listen to ACDC, Iron Maiden and Metallica

>>73416517
listen to that

>>73416300
what is this numetal

>>73416512
Isis, Cult of Luna, Pelican, Deafheaven

>>73416533
and then what ?

>>73416549
Burzum
Emperor
Judas iscariot
Setherial

>>73416505
It's the state of European youth. They play nice.

>>73415175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLU_A7OiMrY

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>>73416517
>>73416549

>>73416594
>discounted Judas Priest riffs and Rob Halford: helium edition
>black metal

>>73416621
kek

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So let me get this straight /metal/

Doom, Black, Thrash, Death, Symphonic, Industrial, Heavy, Speed, Power, Grind, Slam, and Djent are all nu-males genres.

What ISN'T nu-male then? And WHY do you even browse this general?

>>73416671
no one said this, go away nu-male

>>73416671
Anything that's not ''extreme'' metal you millenial nu-male.

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Is powered glam the ultimate metal genre?

“Nu-male” is a term co-opted for use as a meaningless pejorative in order to vaguely call someone else’s authenticity into question and, by extension, claim authenticity for yourself.

It serves no conversational function and imparts no information, save for indicating the opinions and preferences of the speaker.

Meanwhile, a market myth has sprung up around the term, as well as a cultural bogeyman consisting of elusive white 20-somethings who wear certain clothes (but no one will agree on what), listen to certain music (no one can agree on this either), and act a certain way (you’ve probably sensed the pattern on your own).

You can’t define what “that kind of behavior or fashion or lifestyle” actually is, nor will you ever be able to. That’s because you don’t use “nu-male” to describe an actual group of people, but to describe a fictional stereotype that is an outlet for literally anything that annoys you.

The twist, of course, is that if it weren’t for your own insecurities, nothing that a “nu-male” could do or wear would ever affect you emotionally. But you are insecure about your own authenticity - “Do I wear what I wear because I want to? Do I listen to my music because I truly like it? I’m certainly not like those filthy nu-male!” - so you project those feelings.

Suffice it to say, no one self-identifies as a nu-male; the term is always applied to an Other, to separate the authentic Us from the inauthentic, “ironic” Them.

>>73416671
>What ISN'T nu-male then?
Manowar and Manilla Road, now shoo

>>73416671
If you have to ask what is and what isn't nu-male, you don't belong here and you're a certified nu-male

>>73416671
war metal

>>73416710
>things nu-males say

>>73416697
Glam is hard rock, not metal

Go away

hi all

im looking for stuff with similar sound + album art

https://devilmaster.bandcamp.com/releases
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFvx2RAYWUU

personally black magick ss comes to mind

but i guess im just bad @ music

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Really, really good and I'm glad Nils Patrik Johansson left Civil War

>>73416734
fuck off shill

>>73416726
I never even mentioned Glam. Why are nu-males so easily triggered?

>>73416717
>the only genre that isn't nu-male is the one a black guy helped found
really got the wheels turning

>>73416734
>hi all

how to tell a poster is a shill 101

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>>73416717
>war metal
>not nu-male

>>73416751
>>73416768
what the fuck do you mean, you fucking fags?

>>73416767
negroes are alpha af

replace every instance of nu-male used in the last 100 threads with 'hipster' and it'd be like reading 2007 threads all over again

>>73416787
t. nu-male

>>73416671
epic doom

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>>73416780
t. can't handle S A V A G E riffs

>>73416790
now that i think about it, this pasta >>73416710 was about hipsters originally was it not

>>73416671
PROG
R
O
G

>>73416806
that's the joke

>>73416804
>Pallbearer isn't nu-male
wew

>>73416790
What is this age-old retarded 4chan mythos that life was somehow much different in 2007?

>>73416569
>Judas Iscariot
>Setherial
Wtf man. What's with people reccing 3rd tier bands as "essential?"

>>73416790
In highschool it was ''poser''. It's just how metal culture works I guess.

>>73416828
Elitism is necessary and essential to metal as a genre

>>73416856
How so. To make sure the genre doesn't progress? Metal are literally the nazis of music.

>>73416871
>Metal are literally the nazis of music.
that's very kind of you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG0NkesIc-Q

Give me black stuff that has more of 00:32 - 00:47 type guitaring (I dunno how it's called), this part which is my fav repeats one more time through the song unfortunately

>>73416897
have you ever heard any hard rock

>>73416871
Actually it's the total opposite, without elitism the genre would already be dead

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>>73416702
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_6xH12LjhY

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Not ranking the albums, instead ranking the title tracks:

Fear of the Dark > Powerslave > Number of the Beast > Iron Maiden > The Book of Souls > Caught Somewhere in Time > Brave New World > Killer > Dance of Death > Seventh Son of a Seventh Son > Final Frontier > No Prayer for the Dying

>>73417551
powerslave is the best

>>73417551
idk I like no prayer for the dying, also Iron Maiden should be lower, killer hould be higher,

>>73417551
>Killer that low

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>>73416300
i cant belive them old sacks are still able to rock the stage this hard

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what are your thoughts on early speed/the roots of thrash?

>>73417584
Maiden or Anaal Nathrakh?

What is /metal/'s most talked about band?

>>73417949
Vektor

>>73417949
Manowar

VROOOOOM VROOOOOM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLPyySN9Czw

>>73417949
this "nu-male" band sure does gets quite a lot of discussion around here

>>73417949
Limp Bizkit

I need Ayy Metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgOn9VP9Gtk

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post GOOD prog metal albums
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNjdLGUj7a4

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>>73418375
right here pal

>>73418096
Ultra Vomit is so fucking fun if you speak french

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-VhB7rhGqQ

I like this.

>>73418544
lmao, are you digging for bands in the power metal section on MetalArchive?

>>73418589
No, it came up as suggested on jewtube. Also I wouldn't call it power metal myself.

>>73418544
nice

>>73417551
>The Book of Souls
Please erase this shit from history. If that ends up being Maiden's last album I will not be happy.

>>73415159
Jesus christ.

>>73416097
this is really bad

>>73417551
Dance of Death should be way higher

>>73418096
It this the same Ultra Vomit that recorded m. patate album? what the fuck is this garbage

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When I first came here in 2013 this general was dominated by bands such as Agalloch, Neurosis, and Liturgy. Sunbather was the most hyped album, and trve genres such as OSDM and power metal were barely represented beyond the occasional "entry-level" album.
Then the word "atmoshit" was used to strike against these pitchfork reading posers, and the noble followers of trve metal rallied in the name of RIFFS.
Now /metal/ lambasts the nu-male in all his weak guises and by the Gods of Metal, the false have been driven unto the far corners of /mu/ and reddit.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9CDnY3rDjY4

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post metal to crush the heretics and infidels to

>>73419035
Virgin Steele is the greatest metal band ever.

>>73419035
VICTORY IS MINE

I need some Nu-Glam bands. Any suggestions?

>>73419230
Vektor

>>73418899
this

>>73419035
goes to show that nothing can defeat autism

>>73415150
>last Kalmah album was 4 years ago

>>73415598
>3 of those are finnish
FINLAND STRONG

>>73419440
Swamplord was 17 years ago...

>>73419461
Tää

>>73419211
UNDERNEATH A SAVAGE SKY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGEL
LAAAADYYYYYYYYYYYY IN WHA-ITE
STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
YOUUUUU KNOOOOOOW MY FOR-CES

>>73419470
my heart just sank
i've known them since before black waltz released...

>>73419513
C
U
N
T

>>73419526
DANCING WITH ME
FOREVER THE BLACK WALTZ

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>>73419712
DID YOU CALL ME NU-MALE?
GET OUT OF MY SWAMP

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>>73415150
Give me some swampy-froggy-slimey metal!

>>73419768
Woah, I forgot about Acid Witch.

>>73419768
how about no

What's the easiest way to detect a poser/nu male?

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>>73419768
Vektor - Terminal Redux

>>73419768
I have this shirt

>>73419835
He's on a computer. No metalhead with self-respect knows how to use a computer.

>>73419835
He likes metal

>>73419835
he's actually obsessed over this idea of "nu-males"

>>73419848
I have the pants
Wanna fuck?

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Which one of you fuckers did this

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>>73419835
Ask the guy if he listens to black metal. If the answer is something like this:
>Black metal? Yeah, I love black metal. Burzum, although only Hvis lyset tar oss and Filosofem, Wolves in the Throne Room, Alcest, Deafheaven... the list could go on and on really
Then the guy is a nu-male

>>73419918
top jej

>>73419834
what about you give me or ill catch you with my tounge and eat you for dinner

>>73419937
good i'm into vore

Reminder that the ''nu-male'' meme originated on a feminist website. It's literally a male bashing term. If you think about it, the only ones immune to being a nu-male are women. They want us to destroy each other from the inside and they struck at the very heart of what they consider toxic masculinity in musical format.

>>73419967
all feminists are nu-females and can fuck off

>>73419967
then we'll call them nu-females

>>73419993
they'll take it as a compliment

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Holy shit, you people are still shitposting about nu-males after a year? How pathetic

>>73419967
>feminists consider deafheaven fans to be perpetrators of toxic masculinity

i'm okay with this

>>73420026
Holy shit, you still save thumbnails in this day and year ? How pathetic

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>>73420026
>anime

>>73420039
>he needs to click on every image
>he needs to inspect dimensions of images
autism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GmLBXvFjTg

My favorite Sigh album, fuck you

>>73420119
>WWII sonar tech
I'm still mad

>>73419035

So are you saying this general has gotten "better" then?

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Is there a better modern prog band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZSlX1zXnfM

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>Capitalism, racism, sexism
>The foundations of cock-rocking idealism
what a bunch of nu-males

>>73420119
Since when was B grade dragonforce considered black metal?

>>73420236
no shit, you're just now realizing this?

Anyone have some recommendations for songs like Art of Life or A Change of Seasons?

>>73420228
leprous is the apotheosis of nu-male """""""metal"""""" how are they accepted here when classic black and thrash metal get shit on

MULTI

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How do i stop being addicted to the new wave of dad metal?

>>73420295
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71muyUCpTgs

>>73420322
stop being a nu-male and listen to sammath

>>73420322
nothing wrong with listening to new bands making true metal

>>73420340
>enforcer
>nu-male

Is this doom metal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OexeAtxr24E

another day another retard finally catching onto the absolute meaninglessness of nu-male

>>73420330
I used to listen to this in high-school, good memories

>>73420301
They are friends with Ihsahn

>>73420322
At first I thought Enforcer was a parody band.
>>73420378
Doom Pop

>>73420340>>73420392

>>73420395
Fuck off

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>>73420378
really wanna put the benis in her

>>73420442
>>73420458
Fuck off

>>73420228
video is gay, but music is cash

high quality discussion

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>First of all, Ihsahn wouldn't know what Black Metal was supposed to be. He was one of those death metal musicians who all of a sudden wanted to play Black Metal instead in 1992, long after Darkthrone and Burzum had released their first so-called Black Metal albums that year in February and March respectively, and this new thing was already turning into a trend in Norway. So his death metal band "Thou Shalt Suffer" changed name to "Emperor" and all of a sudden claimed to be Black Metal band instead. Okay, fine, they changed style, and of course were free to do so, but they didn't know the idea behind the concept, they didn't influence it in any way and they were just like the other followers – only they were very early followers; if that makes a difference.

>Black Metal was a new concept. The name itself came from a Venom album, because Euronymous was a Venom fan, and the concept was named by Euronymous, but it had nothing to do with any particular music style (save any type of metal music in general, of course). The whole point with Black Metal was that each and every band should be different from all other bands – in contrast to the ultra-trendy death metal bands who by that time all sounded the same. If a band didn't have it's own style, it's own originality and a special approach then it wasn't Black Metal. When the rats in Emperor and Enslaved very quickly dropped their death metal dreams and all of a sudden started to copy (!) Darkthrone and Burzum we – Euronymous and myself – were bloody pissed at them. They didn't understand anything! All they had done was to exchange their death metal icons with Black Metal icons, and all they did was to rip off and copy Burzum and Darkthrone and to some degree also Immortal instead of ripping off and copying Death, Morbid Angel and so forth, as they had done before, when they played in their worthless death metal bands.

>>73420467
Fuck off

>>73420507
Fuck off

>>73420454

What a qt. Also apparently she's into NSBM

>>73420551
Fuck off

what's some metal to get fucked by a pig to

>>73420564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scNOFv2JVEs

>>73420588
>tfw you'll never retake the holy lands in the name of allah while blasting OSDM
why live

>>73420500
>doesn't mention ripping off Bathory once
this is... huh

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>>73420564

>>73420626
varg never even listened to bathory

>>73420642
>that logo shape
$LAMZ?

>>73420652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7Y24bYGGQA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiHMy6V5Qjc
wew lad

Wtf happen to Venom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKBb24JaLXM

>>73420585
Fuck off

>>73420757
Fuck off

>>73420652
>varg never even listened to bathory
Dude what

http://www.burzum.com/burzum/library/interviews/scream/
>What kind of music inspired you when you recorded "Balder's Dod"?

>Hmmmm, I listended a lot to Bach, Grieg and Beethoven at the time, and put in some old Bathory as well, and I think I have mentioned them all.

And this is just one example. Varg has mentioned many times that he likes old school thrash like Destruction and Bathory (he classifies Bathory as thrash, not black). Read his interviews, watch his videos, it's not that difficult.

>>73420717
Fuck Abaddon and Mantis, they're worse than Jews, Dio forgive me for uttering this word, nu-males

>>73420717
>Nuclear Blast

>>73420807

As if Cronos version of Venom is any better nowaday

>>73420819
Fuck off

>>73420652
this is the type of person who reads a wiki page once and will tell people that have been listening to metal since the 80s that venom or mercyful fate aren't first wave

>>73420815
>nu-clear blast

>>73420844
At least it's not Marilyn Manson tryhard shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FRXwYeMzcw

STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND POST WHAT YOU'RE LISTENING TO

>>73420891
porn

>>73420891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV8Bor8btfI

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internet revisionist tryhards fuck off

>>73420891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9056hf9ehM
Not even kidding

Wait there is two versions of Venom now?

>>73420905
nu-male shit

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>>73420905

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>>73420932
>Finnish Black Metal freaks called him up and yelled over the phone.
>These Finnish dudes ended the call with a children's song sung over the phone

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what are some other good ultra racist metal bands?

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>>73421021


m8l8th

>>73420891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXxDMsXTjzs

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>>73421013
We are natural-born shitposters

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Daily reminder that, now that Manowar is calling it quits, HammerFall are the only band keeping Traditional Metal alive.

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Swampy enough ?

>>73416736

There are like 20 bands that have used that shitty font for a logo. Screams low budget to me.

Why doesn't Denmark have notable black and death metal bands?
My collection of Danish bands is pretty sparse too
>Mercyful Fate
>King Diamond
>Pretty Maids
>Artillery
>Royal Hunt
>Saturnus
>Wuthering Heights

>>73421042
An Iranian girl showed me M8l8th

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SEkiWESw5Q

>>73420807
>Dio forgive me for uttering this word
cringe

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>>73421530
it's a reference to this

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>>73421585
oh so that's the original

>>73419035
>please notice my old-fag credentials, they're my only credential
I've been here since 2008 (before the idea of generals was established) and things are as shit as always.

>>73421530
>cringe
original definition: "bend one's head and body in fear or in a servile manner"

cringing is not metal

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>>73421642
>I've been here since 2008
ok kid

>>73417949
Probably something obvious like Motörhead or Burzum

>>73421585
Doesn't make it any less cringe
>>73421645
>original definition
That means "outdated definition"

>>73421658
If only you knew

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>>73421678
>using "cringe" as an adjective

>>73421735
>saving probably half a dozen pictures of that guy in order to quickdraw "witty" replies
cringe

>>73421501
imagine practising drums for days on end just to be able to play something this shitty and uninteresting

>>73421833
Imagine getting pregnant and waiting, worrying and taking extra care for nine months only to give birth to you

>>73419918
lelelele

what the fuck is slam?

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>>73421978

>>73420322
fuck, you got to listen to Black Trip my dude, they are a side project of this band's guitarist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=df4iKL4ZlYw&t=341s


also, don't ever call it dad rock again.

>>73421946
at least i don't listen to tekdeaf

>>73420652
sure, just like Quorthon "never listened" to Venom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbQm-nSjuHI
SHIIIIIIIIIINE SHIIIIIIIIIIINE OOOOOOOON
THROUGH THE DARKNESS AND THE PAIN
SHIIIIIIIIIINE SHIIIIIIIIIIIINE OOOOOOOON
WARRIOOOOOOOOR

>>73422045
good?

Who the fuck is Zaredoo?

Mind Wars is the best thrash album of all time and there is nothing you can do about it

>>73422033
>I now remember that anon who told me that I'm not "into mettle" because I haven't opened a magazine since 2010 or something

so I guess my taste on music counts for nothing as long as I don't know the trends

HAHA

what a fucko po-SEUR

Is Septic Flesh a numale band?

OUT IN THE FIELDS
THERE'S A SHAKE IN THE GROUND

>>73422078
good debut

>>73422191
why not

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>tfw /metal/ is silent because everyone is listening to awesome suggestions

>>73421001
both posts are in agreement

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFuMKdrzPqU

post trve cvlt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wptKu35NblY

So GBK and Inquisition are the only BM bands that actually riff hard ?

>>73422681
Immortal's Pure Holocaust is the BM record with the hardest, most abundant riffs.

>>73422681
er, no, little dick

>>73422191
They are now

>>73422706
Immortal is nu-male shit

>>73422798
t. little dick

>>73422805
your mom has a little dick

>>73422830
technically, yeah

>>73422845
kek

>>73420500
>Immortal is more trve than Emperor
This pleases me

I am begging anyone with the appropriate capacity to make a webm from 1:04 to 1:09, soundless with subtitles, where the narrator says "his mother says he was a normal happy boy until he became obsessed with black metal".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuC5WYsDDZY

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>>73423159
Well yeah

>>73423516
Make your own subpar, underwhelming le funne meems xd

>>73419835
If he doesnt like manowar

>>73420500
Ihsahn has more talent than Varg

>>73423662
>proge

>>73421445
Iranian loterally means aryan

>>73423607
make it you fucking asshole, it's going to be epic

>>73423707
>epic xDDD

>>73423662
Yeeeeaaaaah no

>>73416671
>>73416710
>>73419835
>>73419967
Next thread will be "All Metal Is For Nu-Males Edition"

>>73423741
that was like five generals ago, little dick

>>73423683
Oh, that explains a lot.

>>73423677
>>73423727
Requires more talent to make than poorly produced atmoshit

>>73424218
>poorly produced atmoshit
>implying
You can make proge shit with mindless practice, but pulling off great music with the bare minimum requires true talent

Varg's atmoshit is the only atmoshit I like.

>>73424270
>Burzum
>great music
opinion instantly discarded

>>73424337
okey dokey

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>>73420500
enslaved has nothing to do with darkthrone, let alone fucking burzum

>>73422191
Every metal can be nu-male, that's the point. Except Glam, that's transexual, cannot be nu-male.

>>73424566
>>73424566
>>73424566
>>73424566