/metal/

Glammies out

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I literally can't tell the difference between metal, hard rock, prog rock or pop anymore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuUphbx-Tu0
bring back the old memes

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>>73405570
Not really old but pic related was posted in literally every single thread around the time when I started lurking. Haven't seen Obscura posting really ever since.

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>>73405570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFt56Qlt52M

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>>73405570
>i see people willingly walking into hell, promised heaven by a con man, and i will not tolerate him making people into victims, playing on all their fears for his own selfish and egotistical purposes.

>>73405586
HELNORSK SVARTMETALL!

>>73405699
/metal/'s greatest moment

What is the most overrated metal band?

>>73405736
Opeth

>>73405721
>/metal/'s greatest moment
that'd be the black waifus threads or the pantera mega cross-post

>>73405736
blOpeth

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>>73405570
SO WHAT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW_y31bRW3M

>>73405736
Opeth

>>73405752
neither of those were that funny

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>tfw no THICC RIFF gf

>>73405769
BRINGING IT BACK

>>73405769
SINGER SCREAMER LIAR

BRINGING IT BACK KID

>>73405736
Htepo

>>73405769
>rise of the north star
>never sampled the omae wa mou shindeiru or the you wa shock riff
a shame

>>73405769
NEVER UNDERRATE THE UNDERDOG

>>73405821
Only cheerleader concubine is allowed to sample omae wa mou shindeiru

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>>73405570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SD8ftp4ntow

>>73405769
BRING IT BACK KID
BRINGING IT BACK

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>>73405769

>>73405821
>niconiconi
>didn't sample the nico nico ni
Well, atleast the outro at 19:43 is Snow Halation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XTI3hIGCTk

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>>73405769
NEVA UNDERRATE THA UNDERDOG

>>73405769
New album when

>>73406032
They have been touring relentlessly since Welcame came out so I have no idea

>>73405736
mikael akerfeldt and the opeths

>>73405736
Opeth

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>that last track

way to ruin a perfectly good album, guys

>>73406160
>buttrock

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>>73405769
>>73405821
>he wasn't around when that one anon made and shared the Kamina edition with animu samples, better mixing and a new artwork

OTHER BANDS PLAY

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>>73406160
post more albums with shit closing songs

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>>73406203
>buttmetal

>>73405792
I wonder if she fucks like she riffs.

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>>73406231
what's particularly annoying is that this track could have been pretty good too

>>73406278
you mean like a big boy?

>>73405769
THE FURYO STYLE IS IN MY BLOOD
KICK IN THE DESK LEARN ON THE FLOOR

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Inspired by a post in the previous thread, post the worst offenders of "reissue ruined the album cover".

Starting with an obvious one.

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>>73406296
I see nothing really wrong with Through the Ages, the lyrics are cool

This shit on the other hand...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uX9e3ABDLzg

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>>73405456
This

>>73406298
THICC AND GRROOVY

HEAVY METAL

>>73406517
is shit

>>73406584
fak u numal

>>73406597
ur mum

>>73405882
holy shit

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>>73406375
good luck beating this

Be honest, bass is actually not that important in metal. You never really hear it over the guitar anyway

>>73406797
Only nu-males care about bass.

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>>73406045
2018

ROTNS ANNOUNCE ALBUM FOR 2018

Only good band releasing an album this year is Coroner. THE ONLY GOOD BAND.

>>73406767
Please tell me Blakkheim didn't approve

>>73405736
gonna have to go with either P[ryj or Iowrg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCHeGBo2jXU

Why is this album praised so much? I have yet to find a riff that has more than two notes.

>>73407262
S L A M Z

>>73407299
The $ L A M Z only really kick in in the mid-section and second half, before that it's just riffless garbage.

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name our band /metal/

>>73407451
Pantera

>>73407451
Kid Rock

>>73407451
Ulver

>>73407451
Killer Dwarves

oh wait
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GY-HGhnyfXw

>>73407451
wrong terminal to redux with

who else fuckin hates nu-males here?

>>73407711
self-deprecation is so 2012, anon

>>73407711
nu-male pogrom when?

is this nu-male https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp8rC2-zKZU

>>73406927
Both Sleep and High On Fire are coming out with new records. Shrinebuilder too.

>>73408090
>good bands
o i am laffin now

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What do you guys think of my guitar case?

>inb4 triggered DMU, thrash, and glam posters

Also, I don't play out so don't go thinking I have those stickers to show off my taste to strangers

>>73405736
Emperor

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>>73405456
IN NU-MALE SATANAS

>>73408435
At least no one else will take it if you do play somewhere

>>73405736
king diamond

>>73408435
don't think you can hide that Peavy sticker so easily anon

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YOU WERE A ROSE
YOU WERE A BLADE

>>73405617
the title track is ok the rest is disso-wank that spawned the stupid dissoshit meme that is finally going away. I much prefer the crypt lurking death metal that is coming around and hopefully staying

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Is Sabbath the only thing that can kill the nu-males?

>>73408559
nu-males love sabbath though, they're always mentioned in /mu/ "metal sucks except for..." posts

>>73408593
Except for Dio, Dio era Black Sabbath kills the nu-males

>>73408623
>Except for Dio, Dio era Black Sabbath kills the nu-males
I have bad news for you, anon.

>>73408435
>forest rock
>xasthur
>sunn
t. nu-male

>>73407451
Eric

>>73408637
Is Dio nu-male shit? What the fuck? Did the summershitters meme him?

>>73408623
no, only ian gilan era sabbath is nu-male repllent

I just browsed non-/metal/ /mu/ for the first time in years. Has this board always been this fucking nu-male?

>>73408482
Peavey makes the best amplifiers for the old-school metal sound.

Fuck Marshall.

>>73408697
it's been on a downward spiral into nu-maleism since around 2009 when vanilla "indie" shit was at its peak hype and then got really bad into poptimism when pitchfork gave kanye west a 10

>>73408516
DOWN ON MY KNEES IN THE DARK IN THE FIREY REIGN

>>73408745
It honestly doesn't feel like I'm browsing 4chan, makes me sick

>>73408745
vanilla indie shit is the most nu-male music possible

>>73408481
nu-male

>>73408481
slightly overrated, yes, but still fucking amazing

>>73408784
you'd be right a few years ago, but that shits not even that trendy anymore. I would say trap rap and tepid top 40 pop is most popular among nu-males now

>>73408856
also ""intelligent"" hip hop

Screaming, Defenders, and Painkiller are the best 3 Judas Priest albums. All those who say Sad Wings is their best are nu-males.

>>73405983
t. nu-male

>>73408949
Sin After Sin is Priest's nu-male filter.

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almost never post here but i just wanted to say that omnium gatherum is better than insomnium

>>73408989
Only a nu-male would even listen to either enough to make such a comparision

>>73408974
my man

>>73408435
>gaygoroth
>paysage d'hiver
nu-male

>>73409023

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what's meal's honest-to-god opinion on marilyn?
[spoiler]he's my guilty pleasure[spoiler]

>>73409173
i actually enjoy antichrist superstar and mechanical animals but it's not really metal, just rock with an edgy image

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhY9GOhFwN4

Post guilty pleasures

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>>73409439

>>73409439
glam priest is definitely not nu-male, but having "guilty" pleasures sure is

>>73409479
hang yourself

>>73409479
So, if judas priest is a guilty pleasure, then judas priest is indeed newman

>>73407262
>What do they make you feel like doing?
>Killing people

DUN NUN NUN

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DEATH
TO ALL
BUTTMETAL

>>73409701
guy on left looks more feminine than a lot of females

>i dont feel the need to find new music
This hasn't happened in a while

>>73409971
when your library is 1,700+ metal bands, it tends to happen

I have developed inexplicable hate for nu-males thanks to /metal/. at first I was annoyed at the meme for ruining this general, but everytime I went out to /mu/, the more I started to understand it. it's not a meme, these people actually exist and they piss me off

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>>73409701
>wearing your own band's merch
There's a special place in hell

>>73410048
t. nu-male

>>73410048
*drinks the cant-think-for-myself koolaid once*

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>>73409971
>feel the need for new music
>can't find any

I'll waste an entire fucking day trying to find new shit and it always ends with me being disappointed in the turds I dig up. It drives me fucking nuts.

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>starting to feel reinvigorated to listen to BM for the first time in a while
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

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Get it while it's hot
https://youtu.be/ZkVNWbvncbg

https://twitter.com/_Terimetal/status/875918956141334529

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>kids are asleep
>wife is asleep after I butt banged her
>listening to metal needle drops in the dark

Does life get any better than this?

>>73410267
you could stop listening to buttpower for starters

>>73410206
>>>/jp/

>>73410288

Only nu males dislike the templars of steel

Go listen to forest rock you dick licker

>>73410307
>>>/r/eddit

>>73410267
>having kids
>having a wife
Lmao'ing at your life, breeder.
I'm listening to mediocre BM at full blast in my headphones whilst my mommygf is sitting next to me on the phone talking to her cosplay friend.
She even got me Carls Jr. earlier >:)

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this is some good shit, any other great early speed/thrash

>>73410267
nu-male

fuck this place, I'm moving to /r/metal

>>73410449
/r/metal is a pretty mixed bag. I know you are memeing, but it can sometimes be a pretty quality sub. They shit on people that come off as false or posers pretty hard

>>73410121
I don't know what you've been up to but I looked at the last album that I thoroughly remember and tried to find more like that

>>73410397
Razor- Evil Invaders

from most metal to least metal:

1. beta males (edgelord)
[power gap]
2. alpha males
3. beta males (fedora)
4. women
[power gap]
5. beta males (nu-male)

>>73410502
I go through genres I've been listening to. I'll look through a shit ton of different archives and click on whatever interests me. Sometimes I find really good stuff, but most of the time I just find mediocre garbage.

>>73410481
they come off as true ironically which turns into unironically true (if they even have the capacity for irony to begin with)

this place comes off as false ironically which turns into unironically false

really makes you think

>>73410562
what's the difference between an edge lord, a fedora, and a nu-male?

>>73410676
listen mainly to riffshit, progshit, or atmoshit, respectively

>>73410705
>tfw edgelord

>>73410676
Edglords are the main dudes in the scene
Fedoras push for techshit (techgoodshit?)
And numales are just numales, they'll be gone in a year or two

>>73411009
>And numales are just numales, they'll be gone in a year or two
lies

>>73410676
>>73410705
>>73411009
edgelords: metalheads, goths, etc., 4chan autists
fedoras: geeks, reddit autists
nu-males: hipsters

Great thread

>>73410705
>tfw listening to all of them at once

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Albums that don't deserve to be forgotten?

>>73411183
buttmelo desu

>>73411183
>techmelodeath
novum masculum desu

>>73411217
>>73411234
guyz is Carcass numale metal?

>>73411248
heartwork and after yes

>>73411183
that album only had like 3 good songs but they are great

guys i bought a big packet of buttnuggets and spilled miracle whip on my shoe. the velveeta's okay tho

metal for this feel?

>>73411294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olQoFxNwtls

>>73411363

sorry i don't listen to degenerate beer rock

>>73405769
REMIND OF MY MISSION
PROTECT MY GAIDEN

>>73411422
shut up fattie

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How do I into metal? Current bleepfag looking to branch out. Been really digging Burzum, Deafheaven, and Sunn O))). Anything else in this vein that's essential?
And I know I will get shot for this, but id prefer to avoid doom/stoner if possible. I've been really bored by Sleep and Electric Wizard.

>>73411703
>Anything [...] in this vein that's essential?
no

>>73411725
Understandable.
Whats some essential metal then?

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>>73411741

This is the greatest metal album of all time. If you don't like it, don't come back.

>ctrl+f
>1 out of 4 posts (40/161) in this thread contain the word "nu-male"

I know you guys are quick to hide behind buzzwords but this is ridiculous.

>>73411741
black sabbath

>>73411703
Listen to the entire Judas Priest, Dio, and Manowar discographies to cure yourself of being a fucking nu-male.

>>73411760
what's funnier is that the phrase was entirely absent from almost the first 50 posts and then it all came flooding in

>>73410539
Malicious Intent was better

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>>73411814
>hiding behind buzzwords because he doesn't have a constructive criticism

>>73411841
Either go back where you came from, or know your fucking place.

>>73411841
>recommending bands isn't constructive

>>73411703
just listen to more 2nd wave black metal since you already started with burzum

>>73411841
>using smug reaction images to deal with the fact that you're a textbook nu-male and upset that you're receiving an appropriate response to your requesting to be spoonfed when you could literally search "best metal albums" on google to find list upon list which all have the same ~50 albums in common and just fucking download and listen to those

>>73411885
>he thinks "nu-male" is a legitimate argument

>>73411841
haha, why are nu-males so predictable?

>>73411877
I'll gladly leave. For being a music board there's a serious lack of music discussion, just shitposting and buzzwords.

>>73411931
>constructive criticism is bad
>being this retarded

>>73411841
>radiohead
>/mu/ memes
does it even need to be said?

>>73411939
for being an anonymous poster on a music board there's a serious lack of attempt to actually listen to the music that's being recommended to you

don't get pissy because we're calling a spade a spade over here - you're a nu-male, like it or not

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>>73411703
How about listening to a band that became bleepfags after they had already released three black metal albums? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVcjf_p5pDY

>>73411917
Is there anything like Burzum out there? Especially like Filosofem or Hvis Lyset Tar Oss? I know true kvlt is supposed to be mastered like shit but this is a tad unbearable at times. Immortal is pretty good tho.

>>73411966
>3
you mean 1 black metal album, 1 folk metal album and 1 neofolk album?

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scritch scritch

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are we all his guest?

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>>73411966
>Ulver

>>73411964
>proving my point

>>73411976
fucking DARKTHRONE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDi99nXhObs

then, Bathory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJeLYvc7sXk

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>>73412004
you asked

>how do i into metal

you were told to

>listen to judas priest and dio and manowar

but for some reason you don't want to. i'm sure pic related is more up your alley though, knock yourself out

>>73411703
this isn't the place for you, go on pitchfork, i'm not joking

>>73412029
>then
You fucked it up, faggot. It's Batlord first and foremost then Darkthrone and the rest of the 2nd wave.

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>>73411982
My bad, I should have said two. Also Bergtatt's not folk metal, despite how badly you want to make it so.

>>73412029
Transylvanian Hunger sounds like a high school demo tape. Its good tho. Ill check out bathory when im done.
>>73412037
OP on the "how do I into metal" post here. Ill start at Judas Priest. Should I do reverse chronological, or is there any particular order? Same goes for Dio and Manowar.

>>73412003
Fuck you, ulver's black metal trilogy is perfect

>>73412066
nu-males favorite JP album is Sad Wings of Destiny, so start with that, then go chronologically from there until you reach Painkiller, which will purge all nu-malery from you

>>73412037
I wasn't the one that asked, i called you out on trying to use buzzwords as an argument, i already listen to manowar, judas priest and dio

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>>73412073
>ulver's black metal trilogy

which three albums are we talking about here

>>73412066
listen more and contextualize the music more with basic reading on where black metal is coming from (and for music in general)

it's supposed to sound like shit (to the uninitiated), that's what contributes to the overall experience

chronological is best because it lets you see how sounds evolve and to relate influences of earlier bands to later bands

>>73412093
i wasn't using them as an argument i was using them as an insult, thanks

>>73412094
This

It's more one and a half.

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>Ulver

>>73412103
>implying that's any better

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>>73412120
well since your complaint was that i was trying to use buzzwords as an argument then yes i imagine it would be better

>>73412066
Priest: Sad Wings of Destiny through Painkiller
Dio: Holy Diver through Strange Highways
Manowar: Battle Hymns through Warriors of the World

wikipedia has chronological album lists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSYhd787FjQ

>mfw a violin cover of arghoslent the most racist band on earth sounds like classical music, unlike most metal done in classical instruments that just sounds like shit

REALLY makes me think

>>73411986
actualy sounds kinda folkish

you know

like gypsy music

>>73412476
Anything with speedy riffs played on a fucking violin will sound like mediocre classical, yes.

the only relevant use of a violin in metal is on red in the sky is ours

>>73412525
Not really, a slayer song isn't gonna sound like decent classical music

>>73412530
*blocks your path*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjZ1B897Tuk

>>73412551
A classic of the epoch

>>73412548
You're actually wrong, listen to this

https://clyp.it/x4bnzcoo

>>73412600
uhm...

>>73412548
best meme covers of slayer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LOarjz5EeY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkNcIcrFJnU

Death to false Black Metal and Death Metal! Also to the trendy hardcore people... AAARRGGHH!

same but literally unironically

WOW, SURE THESE GUYS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH BLACK METAL YOU GUYS! DON'T EVEN TAKE IN CONSIDERATION THAT THEY ARE FROM SCANDINAVIA, THAT COVER, THAT AGRESSIVENESS COMBINED WITH OBSCURITY IN THE SOUND, THOSE LYRICS, NOR THE FACT THAT SLAYER TRIED TO IMITATE THEM IN ONE OF THE HEAVIEST ALBEN OF ALL TIMES APTLY TITLED HELL AWAITS! DON'T FOOL YOURSELVES, THIS HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH BLACK METAL!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVPKZhdBzp0

>>73412882
fucking this

>>73412066
>Transylvanian Hunger sounds like a high school demo tape

that's because it is.

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aoty

heavy metal up your ass posers

learn to enjoy the stoke instead of trying to impress magazine writers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bn-76i3D3UY

>>73413000
best

>>73412991
>>/r/eddit

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>>73412882
yeah, pretty much. of course they're first wave. being first wave does not mean mutual exclusivity from being heavy metal (in the case of mercyful fate) or thrash (in the case of slayer), none of this 'influence of influence' nonsense

there's always the internet revisionist tryhards though that try really hard to flex knowledge for having read a wiki article on norwegian black metal or watching until the light takes us once

Holy shit I just found out about this split and its a killer
https://veinband.bandcamp.com/album/split-w-gif-from-god

hello meal
give me crust with growls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h0KYTFyxy8

>>73410539
Executioner's Song is superior

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Damn Seagrave's artworks look way better without the logos.

most artwork look way better without logos

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>>73413446

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>>73413458

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>>73412991
>generic wank with stalker cutscene samples pt2

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>>73413457
not this one

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>>73413467

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>>73413457
yeah no.

>>73412991
Sugogochii - gdmmdgeddoi

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>>73413457
of-course they do

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>>73413485

>>73413476
>>73413501
>>73413526
most (good) artwork look way better without logos

dunno how you gathered that i implied most artwork were good to begin with, moreso without logos

>>73413526
looks so bad it looks kind of good

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post yfw 10:03

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eg5BEgKh4WM

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>>73413542
I was jut meming. Most logos are horrible.

Artworks without logos > Artworks with logos

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>>73413627
another good example. That's how I've tagged the album on my phone.

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>>73413627
>>73413642

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>>73413656

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>>73413656
Speaking of Mortuary Drape

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>>73413689
Nu male but that artwork is gorgeous

https://youtu.be/wYvjaVO4ws8
Some great heavy metal revival right here.

>>73413703
nu male shit usually has great artworks

>>73413589
How the fuck can anyone find entry-level sludge groovy chugs entertaining?

What the fuck is wrong with people?

>>73413781
are you trolling

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>>73413589
DUDE
but it is a good album

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>>73413759
True.

>>73413753
the riff at 11:50 is so good

>>73413821
this was released on dark descent funnily enough

>>73413863
Still nu male though.

>>73413821
This artwork is mediocre
and so is the music

>>73413942
Yeah pretty shitty album.
It got hyped to high heaven though.

>>73413953
It's basically a deathspell omega worship for pitchfork readers, don't know why it got hyped so much

>>73413972
I think it has to do with the artwork. It's gloomy and edgy, and would work well for some noise or post punk album.
It's like inviting nu males to come in. The music is a little basic and not that aggressive, so there's that too.

>>73406385
PRRRREEEEEEEEEYYYYY

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>>73414002
>It's gloomy and edgy, and would work well for some noise or post punk album.
I think you're right, it would also apply to this one, which is even more hipster

>>73413526
I wonder how a band can be so un-self conscious as to release something with such a horrid artwork. At the very least they could've used a pentagram or some generic photo of a castle. Holy shit.

>>73414138
t. nu-male

that artwork is great

What metal has the greatest grooves, guys?

>>73414327
i don't know what groove is

i'm actually a nu-male t. nu-maling people as a hobby

>>73414345
and I'm a straight guy who has sex with gay men so they turn straight too.

>>73414387
lel, thats was fucking awesome.

>>73414407
post it on reddit for me pls

>>73414435
oh it's already done

>>73414444
nice digits friendo

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>>73414455
naht too shabby yourself

>>73410267
Does your wife's sons listen to buttpower metal too?

>>73410267
I wish I had a gf who would let me plow her ass

reminder that if you're a NEET you're automatically a wimpy nu-male and you should probably kill yourself to dsbm

>>73414517
But it's summer

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>>73410267
if you read "Dalhalla" backwars then it is Allah Lad

>>73414517
that would mean that Varg is a nu-male

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>>73414536
Sweden never fails to assume

>>73414544
yeah, so he is

it's this one of those things that look ultra-gay on the surface but it's actually super manly like say, jojo's adventure?

damn, thanks to the skelator autist yesterday I listened to the whole promo. All these years I was stuck to Heavy Metal Kings, because of Wolfgang, but now I discovered how much of a good time this is.

ROAD WARRYAAAAAAAAAAA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fqYf_BBDbQ

>>73414568
peter tagtgren ruins the production again

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omg i'm literally cumming

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>>73414585
>still salty a day dater
baka

>>73414568
>actually super manly like say, jojo's adventure

This board is useless.

>>73414597
>>73414585
battle of the autists 2: the return

>>73414597
where do you taste the salt?

ROAD WARRYAAAAAAAAAAA

>>73414595
Is this Sandra and Modern Talking?

post some more /metal/ pasta

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>>73414667

>>73414741
lol, excellent

>>73414741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvAOxYnAp7Q

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Whattya guys think?

>>73414941
looks like nu-male shit

>>73414952
Try it out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1C2nnOk5djg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba-P-xtkUH0

>>73408481
fight me

>>73414967
Meh
sounds like blackened bong rock

>>73414941
it's not on MA, it's not metal
stop shilling your band

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wtf I love power metal now

>>73415116
>MA has authority over my ears.
Not my band, I just heard it on and old Radio Fenriz.

New thread >>73415150

>>73415155
an*

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"nu-male" count for this thread:

42 instances of "nu-male"
5 instances of "numale"
5 instances of "nu male"

for a grand total of 52. Close to your record guys!

Average "nu-male" posts per thread: 29

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>>73415202

>>73408086
Yes, not even good nu-male metal

post nu-metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF-ji6R5B2w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QG0JHlkTzcI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7lxanOzQCY