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I'M GONNA BUST WHEN YOU'RE DOWN ON YOUR KNEES
YOU GIVE ME LUST
FILTH AND SLEAZE

glamvesestites out

>>73396471
eat me

who else thinks this month is gonna be the best for metal in a long time? new albums by dying fetus, goatwhore and municipal waste.

>>73396484
>meh DM, bl*ck metal and pizza trash

>>73396471
he few for the extreme meme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYswPkpAW-s

Glamposters need to fuck off for good. Glam is not metal.

>>73396501
>doesn't like black metal, death metal, and thrash metal

are you one of those people who only listen to """""""'""nu-metal""""""""""" and pretend to be metalheads?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZSlX1zXnfM

AOTY confirmed

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>>73396584
>disliking buttdeath and pizza thrash bands = hating the whole genres
you're being a baka, anon-kun

>>73396618
>proge
>AOTY
pick one

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>>73396578
>Glam is not metal.

>>73396642
he's right

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>>73396660
but i want more fun metal that isn't Gore lmao or satan lmao

>>73396642
glam doesn't even have an m in it how can it be metal

>>73396676
>Gore lmao and Satan lmao can't be fun
t. nu

>>73396676
gore lmao > satan lmao > normie hedonism lmao

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>it will never be the 80s again

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>>73396676
Right here

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PÄÄSTÄKÄÄ MINUT

>>73396721
Good, the 80s are easily the most overrated decade of the 20th century.

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Has Anthem ever relesed a bad album because i do think they have

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzRP9TRRS0Q

A R G H O S L E N T

>>73396676
why are calling such women floofies?

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>>73396676

>>73396977
the hair

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>>73396721

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This dropped today what do u guys think?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBakgOHKI-g

>>73396885
Help pls

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Any of you lads going to this?

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I don't see why people hate the vocals that much. They're a little weird sounding at first, but this doesn't seem like the right genre to get weirded out by the way someone growls or screams.

>>73397493
wait, what is this? Is Soulfy playing "Point Blank" in full? Is Alex there?

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>>73396618
Wrong.

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>>73397515
>mfw Obituary

>>73397515
The vocals on Cause Of Death are fucking great, who could anyone whom has any interest in dm hate them? Also, Circle Of The Tyrants cover was fucking terrific.

>>73397493
those cannabis corpse goofballs are surprisingly extreme

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how bad is it?

>>73397695
Pretty good

>>73397695
better than stained class

>>73397695
its ok

>>73397695
not bad at all actually

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some nu-metal's pretty good actually

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hmmm

>>73397755
>hearing a grown ass man cry over being diddled in the boipussi is pretty good

Is Mark Hunter a cunt?

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>>73396640
>he hasn't ascended

>>73397760
>skateboarding over a drumset with weed zombies
frick that's totes rad dude

>>73397695
OUT IN THE COLD


it's not what you 'd expect maybe from Priest, that's what the fucking magazines concluded, but so wasn't Painkiller. I actually like Painkiller far, far less than the two songs from Turbo that I know of. Painkiller was just pretentious.

>>73396618
Barely even metal

>>73396618
Are you sure this isn't Native Construct

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>extreme metal band covers bubble-gum pop songs

>>73398441
>you now remember all those dumb Punk Goes... albums

Metal for DXM trip?

>>73398527
sludge made by southerners who casually use meth after shows

>>73398527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOARkwXfaoU

>>73398327
>implying Leprous is spork

>>73398633
are you dyslexic

>>73398441
Mors Principium Est covered Livin' La Vida Loca on their last album but there is no YouTube link

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>>73396752
BENIS IN VAJROINA :DDD

>>73398510
>You now remember this exists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7DUB-zLvw8

>>73398441
>bluegrass band covers metal songs
https://youtu.be/3c7bISLhVl8

>>73398884
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlsevSpfpYI
based

>>73398963
https://youtu.be/Kzb9IZcPrQE

question. why is metal so full of pussy faggot sjws now?

>>73399039
The entire West is full of pussy faggot SJWs now so why would metal be an exception?

>>73399039
rock'n'roll was always against the mainstream bro. What do you even mean?

>>73399039
it's the n*-males

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Who else /trve-male/ here?

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>>73399039
I honestly have no idea

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What is some Warhammer metal?

>>73399039
it's accessible to any fag with a computer now

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BLACK STOOOOONE WIELDEERRR IIIIS BOOOOOOOOORRRN

>>73399109
BOLT THROWER

>>73399109
B O L T T H R O W E R
O
L
T

T
H
R
O
W
E
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>>73399116
like going to a music shop and buying a Slayer vinyl was so inaccessible in 1986

>>73399109
Be'lakor

>>73399109
BOLT THROWER

>mfw Sumerian-core nu males try to argu BoO, VoM and AtB are not deathcore

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Bolt Thrower has the ugliest logo ever

>>73399173
it's ugly yeah, but there has to be worse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwYn6-EdgkE
T H I C C
B I G
B O Y
R I F F S

>>73399092
>SJWs
>not mainstream
pick one

>>73399109
B O
L
T

T H R O
W
E
R

>>73399148
you couldn't download whatever music you want and verse yourself in metal overnight

>>73399173
fuck off heretic it's beautiful stained glass from our tech cathedral

>>73399199
T H I C C

>>73399109
>>73399109
hammerfall

>>73399250
so knowledge of metal alone doesn't distinguish the trve from the false?

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>>73399197
keydragon is up there

>>73399318
this isn't about true or false

>>73399250
are you retarded? this is a rhetorical question by the way.

I was immersed in metal the day after I first listened to Live eviL

If you didn't get into metal from playing vice city as a teenager and listening to v-rock then you're a fag. I mean I was listening to maiden and priest before that but my point stands

>>73399358
So It's just about immersion then?
Does having long hair and wearing band shirts count as immersion? The longer your hair, the longer you've been into metal?

>>73399417
not all of us here are underage

>>73399417
are you me

>>73399417
what if you liked all those bands even before you listened to v-rock?

>>73399432
Vice City came out 15 years ago
>>73399446
Then you need to take a nap grandpa

>>73399417
>get into metal from playing vice city

underage please

>>73399419
>question. why is metal so full of pussy faggot sjws now?
Is your memory really this terrible?

What kind of metal is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMTcB3N-FdQ

>>73399483
weebcore

>>73399483
idk but id smash the boipucci

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>>73399489
but how can they be weebs if theyre japs?

>>73399532
an age-old question

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>>73399532
they don't listen to their own music they just preform it

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>>73399532

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REMINDER: This is AOTY

>>73399607
nu-male band

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>>73399532
>but how can they be weebs if theyre japs?

post trve doom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHRsvzRgsLs

Any good new metal?

>>73399635
limp bizkit

>>73399635
>>73399607

>>73399635
>when you're a glammy and a weeb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PomTp-n8Yfo

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post memes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQysB8XLtGg

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>>73399698

shit thread

>>73399700
he's fully embraced his inner redneck lol

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>>73399698

>>73399718
I don't get how having an auto fvlse filter is a bad thing

>>73399432
how does that make any sense? are you retarded

>>73399765
I really, really like this picture.

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>>73399698

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>>73398510
What about this cute thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYP0VtWj8Zg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PCbJejDX3o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=971Qyl8SURc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHLJPTkQdGA

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If you didn't listen to this album while cuddling with your emo gf back in high school, then you don't know shit about metal

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>>73399197
like this?

>>73400007
t. nu-male

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who excited for new manilla road?

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this is literally nu-metal
if you listen to this go fuck yourself

>>73399882
plitty fry for white guy
https://youtu.be/WhE4wdzDso8

>>73400057
>who excited for new buttrock?

not me

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this album is good and i like it

>>73400057
>excited for buttmetal like manilla road

>>73400087
t. nu-male

>>73400065
WEAR THE GRUDGE LIKE A CROWN

>>73400065
Tool is truly the Emerson, Lake & Palmer of our times
Hated by just about everyone except patricians

Give me your best glam song, right fucking now!

>>73400065
you're literally underage

>>73400125
glam isn't metal, start a new thread if you want to post rock music

>>73400125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffrvqkH5MEE

>>73400125
best weeb glam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQbOA3r0Hgc

>>73400121
>patricians listen to nu-metal
And I thought these people were supposed to be respected

>>73400143
I haven't seen a single Tool fan over 15

This faith has restored some of my faith in metal with the calling out of nu-male and nu-male bands. Bolt Thrower is my favorite band but I havent been listening to metal for a while because it was becoming reddit hugbox shitwhenever you tried to talk about it with anyone

>>73400087
probably the best album of that whole blackgaze movement other than perhaps ecailles de lune

it's pretty gay but i like it too

>>73400183
that's funny because the average tool fan is 25 years old at this point

>>73400212
>Bolt Thrower
nu-male garbage

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>>73400183
I know one who is literally one of those coffee drinking, look i'm so mannly i have a beard and has a child nu-males

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfU8mFjLEJo
poseur genocide when?

Post your Its friday metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKFpr_76uJs

>>73400261
t. nouveau male

>>73399173
Why? Because it's readable?

>>73400308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwZ2p5HKiWE

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>>73400267
>has a child
you mean his gf's child?

>>73400290
sooner the better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBHIi1-1sdQ

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>murrica hours
>thread is full of nu-male posting again

>>73400290
no one can define "poseur", it'll just turn into a sugbenre war
death metal idiots would attack their own troops
black metal kids would go into battle armed only with their natural edge
glamvestites would go around with "make love not war" signs
traditionnal metal grandpas would throw their false theeth at people
doomfags would kill themselves before anyone could kill them

>>73400261
wouldn't be surprised if that was their fanbase now nu-males take over everything. good thing ive been listening to real cowboy shit my parents like such as marty robbins.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XxYwWg7F8I

isnt this the most glorious anti-numale thing you have ever heard

>>73400143
>licherally
underage spotted

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>>73400377
the child's hair is blonde but neither the parents are

>>73400219
i tried pegging so i dont mind gay music

>>73400121
Tool is just post-grunge with a few uncommon time signatures and shitty trying too hard dudeweed lyrics.

>>73400413
...but blond hair is a recessive gene, so this makes perfect sense

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>>73400290
I like what i'm listening too?

>>73400445
um like okay???

FAGGOT BOLSHEVIK
FAGGOT BOLSHEVIK
FAGGOT BOLSHEVIK
FUCK YOU COMMUNIST

KILL! THE TYRANNY OF THE DUMB
KILL! THE LEFTIST SCUM
KILL! THE TYRANNY OF THE DUMB
FUCK YOUR REVOLUTION

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>>73400440
i'm too ugly to be gay but godspeed

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Hey /metal/, Nergal from Behemoth here
My fight with cancer really taught me an important lesson in life
White is right.
I mean think about it, I became a decaying husk when my white blood cells died and the same can be said of society when white people are gone too.
Es ist Zeit für Säuberung!
Es ist Zeit für Rache!
Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten!

what some non buttmetal

>>73400529
Blind Guardian

>>73400529
G A L N E R Y U S

>>73400529
Black Sabbath

>>73400529
Ephel Duath

>>73400212
>>>/pol/

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJOKnGeJufs

>>73400404
>muai thai ladyboys

pfffHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA that's an awesome name

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this is pretty good

>>73400501
i dont find men attractive so that's why im not gay. otherwsie i'd be

>>73400290
it's memey, they 're forcing it
it's like they 're following a recipe

>>73400622
Great album

>>73400404
you actually uprgaded to the better Lividity album, gj

>>73400697
what did he mean by this?

>>73400308
now this is heavy metal

>>73400739
the dual solos part was just fanservice

it was like a recipe; "dual lead part, lyrics that emphasise true vs false dichotomy, standard dynamic riffs"

Still fucking mad that Nokturnal Mortum's merch team cucked me out of $25. They were supposed to send me the 2016 remaster of Goat Horns and instead they send me Verity which is not what I purchased, fucking terrible album too.

They aren't responding to my email either.

>>73400773
That's what you get for supporting Nazi music

>>73400308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mHDAYutrC0

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>>73400769

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Daily reminder that HammerFall is only band keeping true 80s metal alive now that Manowar are quitting.

>>73400404
why is it brootal shit now instead of atmoshit

>>73400769
>fanservice
wew lad
this track will really trigger your autism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqkhZyN_FiA

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You're at an atmoshit gig and these guys roll up on you and call you a nu-male
wat do?

>>73400773
>They aren't responding to my email either.

lmao sorry lad. thats a pretty bad move on their part.

>>73400839
play Riffside Journey

>>73400804
Isn't Manilla Road releasing an album later this month?

>>73400816
>>73400797
you guys are posers. No joke.

Listen to some real shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mst3csxmiVw

>>73400897
>has a project named after a Judas Priest album, sounds like a third rate Priest clone
>has a project named after a Running Wild album, sounds like a third rate Iron Maiden with sea shanties clone
>has literally who projects named Breitenhold and Cloven Altar
>is a member of The Storyteller, one of the absolute worst dogshit power metal bands ever
thanks but no thanks

>>73400804
what are you talking about, there have been a plethora of trad revivalist bands lately

>>73400773
That's what you get for listening to forest rock

>>73400961
>sounds like a third rate Priest clone

dude, you better check your ears. You could say they remind you of bands like Runnin Wild or Helloween, but the musicianship is far superior than Skelator and the songs are actually stoking.
As far as the other info you submitted, what the fuck does this have to do with the actual playing? Are you retarded? Who the fuck cares?

>>73400961
even Rocka Rollas is a more appropriate and better name than Skelator. All power metal bands have traditionally paid openly tribute to Priest. It actually sounds "true". Because that guy or guys who do it are actually unapologetic for their love of heavy metal.

>>73401021
>>73401113
>unironically defending clone bands and by extension the shitheap that is trad revival
I bet you think Eternal Champion and Summerlands are good too you buttmetal loving fags

##73401180

>>73401180
>Eternal Champion and Summerlands

I don't know what these are.

I don't have a problem with revivalists of any sort, as long as they are good.

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>>73401218
>I don't know what these are
do you even like metal or are you only pretending to get rep on r/metal?

Reminder that if you browse r/metal under any circumstances you should be banned on sight

Here have some hot riffs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3manK8oLAc

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metal or psych rock?

>>73401246
I like what I like mate, I don't pretend to like something by exposing encyclopedic information.

>>73401433
heavy/doom like Black Sabbath
>inb4 Black Sabbath isn't metal

>>73399173
Heretic

>>73401471
>I don't pretend to like something by exposing encyclopedic information.

get a load of this pleb

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>>73401471
>the extent of my knowledge about metal is water cooler talk with my normie co-workers

>>73401510
I knew Rocka Rollas. How many people outside of the rock community know them? How many within it even?

THERE IS NO ESCAPE
IT'S THE ENDING OF YOUR PRECIOUS LIFE

>>73401412
>from Puerto Rico
huh, that's rare
What are some other Puerto Rican metal bands?

>>73400839
offer them by boipucci

>>73401538
Pretty much everyone when The Road to Destruction and Pagan Ritual was released on iTunes and had front page reviews on metal observer and sputnik, dumbass

>>73401639
>I use iTunes
>I read metal magazines

ok poser

>>73401542
YOUR SOUL SLIPPED AWAY
IT BELONGS

>>73401744
>implying I use them
>not being aware of nu-male influence and guarding yourself from it

>>73401775
whatever you say poser

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>urge to flog the cargo increases

>>73400839
ask if they know where i can buy some illegal slamz

>>73400839
Those are big guys

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>>73401980
4u

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>>73400839
ask if they're sodom fans

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hello darkness my old friend

>>73402155
do i know you?

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Im going to see morbid angel tonight lads.. it would be a bonus to get laid ... easiest way to pick up a chick and get laid?
>mfw 2017 girls go to metal shows now

>>73396633
What do you listen to ?

>>73402249
>having pre-marital sex
fuck off degenerate

>>73396676
then listen to trad, power or speed you fucking goof

Is this metal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEdKcblmctA

>>73402249
just don't give a fuck if it happens or not
have a drink
don't be a dick


and those were the fundamentals of getting laid at a rock concert®

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>>73402249
>metal show
>girls

>>73402505
>I have never been to any metal show: the post
There are actually quite a lot of girls at metal shows but literally every single one of them (and I literally mean literally) is with their metalhead boyfriend so trying to get laid there or find a metalhead girlfriend is completely out of the question.

>>73402553
if you can't meet metal girls at metal shows because they're taken by metal guys, then where the FUCK can you find a metal gf?

>>73402553
you forgot to add


>but literally 9 out of 10 of of them (and I literally mean literally) wish they were with someone else there

it is a majority I have noticed. Of course there are couples there who sincerely are together, but it will happen more often than not that you can fascinate a girl there and she will barely hide her new infatuation with you.

>>73402595
metal girls are posers. the kind of girls who pretend to be into things just to get attention from guys they think are hot

>>73402634
>finding metal guys hot
lol

Metallica's actually the best metal band, if we're being honest.

>death metal

>re-issue is released
>has different album artwork
this should be illegal

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>>73402595
>then where the FUCK can you find a metal gf?
At school when you were 14. If you missed that train, well, too bad. I honestly don't think I've met even a single free metalhead girl during the last 7-8 years and I've pretty much lost all hope at this point.

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Metallica is literally glam metal

>>73402249
are you at least going to see the Steve Tucker Morbid Angel? If yes then have a good time.

If youre going to see the David Vincent memeshow then I hope you catch an std.

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>Friend recommends me some metal
>It's atmoshit with no riffs

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>>73402595
[spoiler]facebook[/spoiler]

>>73402703
The old cover was some complex as shit oil painting and the new is some generic-as digital painting.

>>73402766
>being friends with nu-males

>>73402664
yep, which is another point, they have trash taste in everything and are likely psycho

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>>73402703
Hello

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It only took 37+ years for a non-shitty glam album to come out since the genre started

Morbid Angel can get fucked, tomorrow im going to see this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEGgflM9OuQ
Get on my level, nerds

>>73402703
I'm totally with this

>>73402741
wait, isn't Dave Vincent the original vocalist? I 'm not following the death metal thing almost at all.

fuck, Rocka Rollas is so good

>>73402979
he is, but he's also responsible for illud

>>73402868
sonic shock is the best track on that ep

>>73402979
he is, but he currently occupied himself with being an utter embarrassment. Have you not heard Illud Divinum Insanus?

>>73402888
metal was a mistake

>>73397755

I tried to give this a listen but I just couldn't get over the lyrics on Faget.

>>73403061
>>73403094
oh I heard that their last album was considered subpar

but then again, isn't almost all death metal?

to be honest I 've never lsitened to it much. I somewhat enjoy Deicide's debut and Obituary.

>>73403169
heretic was subpar, illud is a fucking travesty

>>73396952

Well some of their albums in the early 2000s were average at best, but generally they're a consistent band like Motorhead.

>>73403169
Illud is way worse than subpar my man.

>>73396573

It's good but overrated. Not album of the year material.

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>>73403675

>>73399832

Opeth is babby tier

>>73403702

man these normie's make terrible aoty lists

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Just downloaded all of Sarke's production

>dem Nocturno Culto vocals

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>>73403729
It's not even a list, it's statistical measuring of ratings on a scale from 0.5 to 5 by tens of thousands of people
>yfw Vektor - Terminal Redux is empirically, scientifically, the 2016 AOTY

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>>73403786

Please go fuck yourself already

>>73403702
its fucking real

>>>/v/380773364

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>>73402634
There are some legit metal chicks out there that are actually into the genre.. for some reason there are also a lot of black metal chicks. Black metal's sound would be the last pick i would think a chick would dig

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>>73402728
Is there hope for us single metalbros?

>>73404031
Are Carach Angren not considered black metal here?

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>>73404031
sometimes theyre into nazis

>>73404031
>women into a genre known for its overly theatrical dressing
Women like putting on a shit ton of makeup and pretending they're unique, who woulda thunk it

>>73400151
Why even bother playing guitar if you have the pitch sensibility of a brick?

>>73404084
twice as crazy as metal girls

Why do so many hate glam when it's so fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5lVKhGzCdg

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I unironically and literally always turn the bass dial all the way to the right when listening to raw black metal

>>73404236
thats the most disgusting thing ive read today

>>73404084
MILK

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this general gets worse every day

what's the best Blind Guardian album?

for me it's somewhere far beyond

>>73396501
pizza thrash is best trash

>>73396573
I like this album yes haha

>>73404060
No. We are dead and stupid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kze6ULtcIlE

should i listen to the new Kreator album? i heard the song Satan Is Real and thought they'd gone JUST

>>73396425
what power metal bands recomend me /mu/?
blind guardian apart

>>73404864
bands Kai Hansen has been a member of or collaborated with

>>73404864
Galneryus
heaven's gate
riot

>>73404864
wrong general pal
/mu/ is 2 blocks down the road

>>73404864
>/mu/
you must be lost

>>73404783
this is the only Satan is Real youll need
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrUk1ua8ZqI

>>73404864
Out you go

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rec me an album based on this image

>>73405046
formulas fatal to the flesh

>>73405046
that image tells me OSDM
something like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_AiZnYZwiE

>>73405046
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhY8-iJnZ-M

>>73405046
Effigy of the Forgotten

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I'm a nu-male and I'm tired of everyone pretending it matters or that I'm less worth as a person because of it. You can all meme yourselves out of existence, doesn't change the fact that we're pretty much where humanity is headed. Yeah I might be a cucked BLACKED pegged manlet piece of shit, but soon enough everyone will be. And those disgusting, fat, triggered tumblr SJW "females" with a title in imaginary taxonomy are also the future.

It's awful and I hate it, but it's inevitable. I'm a nu-male, that's right. I listen to feelsy post-avant-atmoblackgaze and like putting things up my arse and whatever. As I said, soon enough we all will be.

Except the lucky ones who can muster enough courage to end their lives, but of course, being a nu-male, I will never know courage in my entire, possibly obscenely long life.

Pic related, it's my favourite album of all times. It gives me *mmmuh feels*

Found this a while back, it's worth a quick listen. I liked Paroxysm a lot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exF_EQSX8Ok

Hello humans
I came here to share with you an old school /metal/ meme
https://clyp.it/wj4b4kzz

>>73405347
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>73405370
I especially like how I can click randomly around the trackbar while it's playing and it doesn't change how it sounds. At all.

>>73405370
>11 months ago
jesus christ time flies when you're a shitposter

>>73405046
Goreaphobia used his art for a cover once

>>73405370
this is how Castigation And Betrayal would sound if it was made out of memes

new thread
>>73405456

>>73405347
Woops thats not a glam album lol

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"nu-male" count for this thread:

16 instances of "nu-male"
1 instance of "numale"
1 instance of "nu male"

for a grand total of 18.

Avarage "nu-male" posts per thread: 25

>>73405548
based poster

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>>73405347
>we all will be

take solace in your "comfortable" idea of the future, feeble shits like you can't do much more than that.

If you think that because we have numale this and sjw that, there should only be one outcome, you're wrong, grab your dildo once more, faggot.

>>73399122
I love you

>>73405548
that file name tho

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jg73qXLFTHE

I unironically must listen to this every time I go drinking with my boys.