/metal/

What's some metal to buttfuck a guy to

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this is garbage lol

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>tfw metal bands haven't explored the kvltness of native indian mythos

There's a few bands here and there, but there's untapped potential.

>>73375570
HE'LL COME FOR YOU

>>73375598
AT MY BEHEST

>>73375614
THIS IS HIS FROZEN WASTELAND

>tfw have listened to hardly any music because I've been so hooked on Dark Souls
Metal for this feel?

>>73375628
AND YOU ARE NOW

HIS GUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESST

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>>73375570
My local used vinyl/CD store has a few Morbid Angel albums. Which one should I buy from the following: Altars of Madness, Covenant or Blessed Are the Sick.

I've heard Altars of Madness and enjoyed it, but wanted to hear if the other two are worth a listen.

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If you have long hair and are a dude I want to fuck you already.
how does that make you feel?

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>tfw you realize niggers are exotic filthy mongrel dogs fetter to failure by a flawed genome

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>>73375698
>how does that make you feel?
Post a pic of yourself and then I can answer this

>>73375698
I cut my hair for specifically for this reason. I still get hit on by guys sometimes.

only death is real

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R I F F S!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxKU-emAPFw

>>73375698
>hair doesn't get longer, only curlier

I can never be kvlt. This is the worst part of my life.

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>>73375746
I know that feel, bro

>>73375594

Nobody cares

I think heavy music and riffs need to be based in the blues to have the effect they're looking for

>>73375582
Fudge Tunnel

>inb4 nu-male

what's your opinion of ex deo?

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Preview tracks from the upcoming Tombs album:

https://tombs666.bandcamp.com/album/the-grand-annihilation

>>73375671
why not all tthree? if they're used i can't imagine the total coming to more than $20

>>73375849
butt as fuck

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>>73375570
Existential focused and/or intelligent metal?
I guess I'm looking for melodic death metal perhaps?

>>73375947
I usually never use the fedora meme but your post really makes me want to use it

>>73375947
Animals as Leaders

>>73375882
I'll consider it, but what differentiates each of the three albums?

>>73375943
what's not butt? I'm legitimatly curious

>>73375698
Can't stand having long hair, especially when it's wet.

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I like this. I want more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WZ7q4DoFWc
thank you /mu/ for introducing me to metal.
ive saved tons of music you guys put out, and stuff ive found, including this one song, that I cant figure out its genre, care to help anyone ?

>>73375947
Cringe

>>73376302
AND anything similar to this song (minus the rap part) would be soo good

>>73376302
That's nu-metal
Check out Acid Bath, Slipknot, Gorguts, Korn, Limp Bizkit, Diocletian or Mudvayne for similar artists

>>73376230
Motörhead
That's really it, Speedböozer's possibly the catchiest metal punk album

is Korn good?

>>73376230
metalpunk is still goin on? I thought it was a 2006-2007 fad

>>73375589
Fuck you

get out injun

>>73375715
you first desu

>>73375947
Literally the most fedora post I've ever seen on /metal/

>>73376436
maybe

A R G H O S L E N T

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EcaWMa23C4M
Post crushing death metal

>>73375947
fuck off nu-male

>>73375589
LET FREEDOM RING WITH A SHOTGUN BLAST

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Holy shit guys, I'm mad.

I ordered the remastered special edition of Goat Horns and after waiting a goddamn week this is the sack of shit they sent in my package and not what I ordered.

If you never wanted to fuck a boipucci you are a nu-male

>>73376673
That's what you get for ordering nazi music

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is gojira a meme? Honestly my favourite band atm

>>73376673
FYI this was direct from the bands bandcamp page, not some third party.

I got cucked by Nokturnal Mortum

>>73376704
Treehugger metal

>>73375947
*tips*

more like Sarcófago

>your shitty country will never be this aryan and trve
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QuaVnDxTzo

>>73376753
Are you talking about the fact that one guy in the band is vegetarian and that the band helps the whales? Because then you are human scum and you should jump off a cliff.

>>73376710
>direct from the bands bandcamp

The people in these bands are always idiots, why did you think they could ship out a package?

>>73376793
Apparently it's not a matter of sending a package but that they can't even read properly.

Goat Horns =/= Verity

>>73376757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Umpzgb9SyU

>>73376849
i already knew this album, thanks though

>>73376704
that's really fucking nu-male, my dude

>>73376894
Explain why dude.

>>73376776
treehugger isn't an insult, calm down
I'm a treehugger myself

>>73376904
post-the way of all flesh gojira is watered down death metal for people who don't like death metal
pre-the way of all flesh gojira is good

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/week/ my dudes

>>73375589
I remember trying The Blackening once and turned it off about 2 minutes in
It's kind of mind-boggling that it's decently rated on RYM

Groove metal is fucking garbage
The vocals are so lame too

Are Toxic Holocaust pizza thrash?

>>73376964
yes and no

>>73376933
If you had to choose one album pre-woaf, which'd it be?

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>>73376941
++ Godflesh
+ Toadliquor, Bathory, underrated Morbid Angel

>>73376964
very slightly pizzaesque

>>73375947
Why is he tearing his arm off lol

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>>73376941
+Manowar, Batlord, Mahler

>>73375947
is that fucking Aquaman?

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>>73376941
+all of it, glam is still a meme tho
>>73377062
drunkdriver - s/t
>>73377128
NME - unholy death

>>73375594
Or just the violence of the old west in general

>>73377493
has anyone made a song about scalping indians?

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Why is this so damn good?

anybody know any good metal related IRC or Discord servers?

>>73377829
bump for interest

>>73377022
fmts, altough the link is also really good

>>73375594
>There's a few bands here and there
i demand names

>>73375698
pretty good actually

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>>73376949
>mfw going from Jag Panzer's first album to their second

>>73376949
The Blackening is actually the only good Machine Head album

>>73375671
All three are great, but I'd go with Covenant.

>>73377778
It's quite solid, but new Epping Forest album is better.
>>73377829
There's that one IRC channel that's filled with reddit members, but it's neat. Google it up.

Terminal Redux is the album that got me into black metal

>>73375671
Covenant is peak Morbid Angel.

>>73378214
phew, I don't know any of these, I guess I'm off the hook

>>73378233
>t.

>>73378214
>when your meme is actually a pretty helpful chart
However you could have put in better albums from Gorgasm, Lividity, Waco Jesus, Skinless, Deeds of Flesh and even Wormed

>>73378233
literally all memeslam

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>>73376776
>the band helps the whales?
most nu-male activity you can endure

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>>73378379
>when you cant even recognize slam

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>>73378214
literally who

>>73377778
dat sax

I honestly am drawing a slight comparison to Agape by Lantlos

Agape had this jazzy atmosphere at times offset by a loud tremolo climax after that part finished. This really is a better Agape

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>>73376941

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QSP51TNTdQ
reminder that dimmu borgir is top tier industrial black metal

>>73378626
+everything

What's some essential gay metal? Pantera, Death, who else?

>>73378758
alcest for when you transition into a woman

>>73378758
Cynic, Brutality

>>73376704
You picked their worse album.

>>73375594
Volahn you dumb beaner

>>73378380
I know your game Nip.

>800 album backlog
>don't know where to start
>just keep listening to Judas Priest

>>73379113
Black Twilight Circle has some hidden gems

>>73379180
Randomly click somewhere

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>>73379208
what if he clicks on a JP song doofus?

>>73379216
Doesn't matter, he'll start going through the list at least.

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any of you cucks listened to this?

>>73375947
>I guess I'm looking for melodic death metal perhaps?
No you don't.

they may as well just call groove metal nu male metal. shit is so fucking bad

>>73379272
looks like pretentious hipster bullshit

>>73379303
it is to an extent but it's still pretty good

>>73379294
groove metal is pleb nu metal

>>73379272
>flowers on the cover

Guaranteed to be shit

>>73379321
nu metal is just as bad.

im going to see yngwie meatballsteen tonight, what should i throw at him?

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>>73375570
I wish early Abruptum got more praise. They were so radically original it's scary. Also it's pretty sad no one expanded on the idea of improv freeform black metal.

>>73379356
riffs

>>73379335
>nu metal is just as bad.
false leave the hall

>>73379356
love

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>>73379393
kek


death metal without death metal vocals is the best death metal.
death metal.

>>73376673

Nothing wrong with the new album

>>73379436
>death metal without death metal vocals
is thrash metal

>>73379272
>As We Cup Our Hands and Drink From the Stream of Our Ache
Literally the most tryhard hipster name for a metal album I've ever heard. Combined with that album cover I'm pretty much 100% sure this is some 3deep5me atmoshit.

>>73379456
Well he didn't get what he ordered
>>73379458
WDHMBT

>>73379356
fred durst

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>>73379368
>I wish early Abruptum got more praise
Definitely. Even by today's standards they're pretty damn original. I can't really think of any other band that's released hour-long ritualistic experimental ambient noise BM or whatever the fuck their music is. Not to forget their earlier more straightforward stuff that sounds ridiculously evil too.

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I SAID:

Bon Jovi are my favourite band.

Anybody? Is everyone THIS new?

>>73379590
me in the middle

won't anyone reply with "more like bomb jovi amirite"?

I 'm not even a /mu/ resident

>>73379627
/meal/ isnt mu

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Post metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2uD47htdi4

>"Jairo, wanna see something really extreme?". I said "sure". We were eating bread with Bolão, which was grounded meat leftovers, with onions and grated cheese. So we were munching on some bread at 3am, drunk. He wispered into his girlfriend's ear, she shoved her finger up her throat and threw up all over the floor. "Damn dude, that's gross" I said. "You haven't seen anything yet", he took his bread, dipped in the vomit and ate it right in front of me. I realized that it was turning into more of a freak show. Competition to see who's the worst.
holy fuck huezillians are nuts

>>73379709
aww come on now, that's just sweet.

>>73379709
They're not nuts, they're genetically impaired. Be respectful.

>>73379709
yeah theyre all mentally retarded, its something in their water

a b s o l u t e m a d m a n
>Q: The point was to be extreme.
A: Yes. Like Sarcófago. They played like they look in the cover of their first album (INRI for those of you who for some reason don't know). People would shock, stab each other, bleed... Gegê from Sarcófago, the bass player, in a show with Sepultura, we were playing and they were banging their heads against some boards and construction materials. I was playing and I saw him bang his head on a nail. The nail went into his forehead and he got stuck. When he tried to get it out the nail and the construction screen it all came out with him. The other guys managed to get it out and still he kept thrashing, I thought "man it's gonna get to a point where this is gonna turn into Iraq". There was no hospital, nothing.

>>73379744
It's something about mixing the worst brand of american natives with nigger slaves and a failed european empire

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>>73377493

>>73379899
KEK, based Speckmann

>>73379748
they are like little baby
watch this
>G.I.S.M. were notorious for their confrontational attitude and violent live performances; frontman Sakevi was known for being particularly dangerous and unpredictable during live shows. Sakevi's live antics include running into the crowd with a chainsaw, attacking front rows with a lit flamethrower, beating random concertgoers with a club, and firing gun shots on stage with a revolver. Sakevi is also known to attack journalists and photographers who try to approach him.

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>You once stated that "metal is nigger music", do you still believe this to be true?

>Yes and no. I think the metal culture is nigger culture, in the sense that the traditional metal people look like, behave like and think like a bunch of "white niggers". It's (at least often) an extremely primitive, unintelligent and pointless subculture, like all rock'n'roll subcultures are. I too listened to metal music, but I never behaved like a nigger just because of that, and I don't understand what the point with this metal subculture is. Smoking pot or getting drunk, sleeping around and giving each other venereal diseases, partying all the time, going to concerts to meet other vacuum-heads, and so forth. What's the point? Even bush-niggers can be more sensible and constructive, and deeper than that.

I seriously hope you don't act like niggers /metal/

>>73379952
Attacking other people will always be easier and less extreme than attacking yourself, stooge.

>>73379992
I can't, I have no social life.

>>73380011
t. Kvarforth

>>73379992
I appreciate metal as I would classical music and find its composition to be superior to other forms of music

>>73380053
more like t. maniac
>>73380081
nice meme

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what the fuck
this is just Opeth tier song structure, Deafheaven tier screamo riffs, St. Anger tier trash can lid drums and pig squeals

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>>73379699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4m1zaQzIUI

>73380169
1/10 you had a perfectly potable blueprint and ruined it with nonsense

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>rec my pop culture studies professor some nu-male metal
>he eats it up and asks for more stuff like it

>>73380270
Burzum

>>73380266
What did they mean by this?

>>73380169
I honestly don't get what people like about this album so much.

>>73380326
It's pretty great, you just don't like it and that's ok

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>>73380169
>those disco beats on "On the Way Home"

SEE YOU IN HELL MY FRIEND

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>>73377974
start here

>>73380575
>crepusculo negro
Fake-ass spic-americans

>>73380575
thanks
>>73380607
not me

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>>73376941

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>>73376941

Peak MA>>>>Peak Suffocation


Is this correct, /meal/?

>>73381315
yeah

>>73379992
this dude is seriously out there...I can understand listening to him if you want to relax, with his soothing voice and accent and witty remarks, but that dude has it completely wrong.
Also, is he seriously asking what's the point of hanging out and smoking pot and getting venereal diseases? Did we just forget he murdered a guy for not releasing his record?

>>73380573
SEE YOU IN HELL MY FRIEND

Jesus... what a mind job

>>73381301
apart from Waking the Cadaver I really like you

Any good grindcore releases this year?

>>73381615
thank you but i fuck with waking the cadaver because i'm an OG wigger

>>73381365
>he murdered a guy for not releasing his record?
We both know that was not the reason, but regardless, how is killing someone out of tune with the righteous path? Literally every religion, for example, has more of a problem with having sex and doing drugs than with killing people. Almost all revered figures in history have killed people, yet a good number of them were also revered for their temperance. Meanwhile drug addicts and sex-crazed characters are only idolized by the youth, and it's a fairly recent phenomenon.

I'm not taking sides or implying he's right, I just don't see what's so hard to get.

>>73381627
then I can respect that

Water is the best beverage

>>73381691
Maybe from a health-centric point of view

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>>73379590
what's wrong with this photo of bon jovi?

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>>73381315
>peak Suffo
sadly they were only good for one EP

>>73381671
thank you pal

Who /removekebab/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NS73YZgqGx0

>>73381717
how's that fucking stupid saw supposed to work

>>73381669
>Literally every religion, for example, has more of a problem with having sex and doing drugs than with killing people

source: your ass

and if you can't get the comparison between murder and just having a good time, you 're stupid.

>>73381620
"Disgust" by The Arson Project is pretty dope. Also Birdflesh just released a split album with Organ Dealer and that looks pretty gud. People hype up the new Full of Hell album, but its just kinda okay.

And if you fuck with powerviolence then check out the new In Disgust EP and "Forced Subservience" by No Faith (although the lyrics are fucking awful)

>>73381752
I meant every major religion
>and if you can't get the comparison between murder and just having a good time, you 're stupid
I don't think even you know what you meant there

>>73376343
Acid bath is sludge and it does not belong in that shit list

>>73381739
Looks more like a flat mace with spikes, i guess

>>73381739
maybe like those pizza slicers

>>73381752
>just having a good time
That's deviancy and a sin
>>73381791
>swamp hatebreed

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>>73381791
>Acid bath is sludge

>>73381791
Acid Bath is a Nirvana clone buddy

>>73381801
*how would it rotate*

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WINDY!

>>73381875
maybe that twig is split and the blade is placed betweeen it

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Anyone have a donwload for this?

Is there a metal equivalent to this.
sort 80s style riffs with keyboards thrown in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9EMhFQrCoQ

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>>73381911

>>73381761
Can you rec me some more powerviolence?

>>73381958
>sort 80s style riffs with keyboards thrown in
are you fucking serious

>>73381726
B-but she is literally kebab herself

extreme metal was a mistake

>>73382037
Have you never seen a pizza cutter?

>>73382093
This world is a mistake, I replied

>>73382119
Not one that had the handle tied with jungle rope to the centre of it, effectively immovilising it, no

>>73382093
Upvoted!

>>73382148
The string isn't tied around the blade, it wouldn't inhibit its movement.

>>73382201
It's tied to the centre of the fucking blade just look at it

why are you defending it, it's a stupid saw that wouldn't work

>>73382051
from this year? Because I cant think of any more good pv from this year.

But if you mean in general, then:
Classic shit:
Infest - No Man's Slave
Despise You - West Side Horizons
Dropdead - Self Titled 1993
No Comment - Downsided

Modern shit:
Magrudergrind - S/T
Nails - You Will Never Be One of Us (>inb4 meme band)
Hatred Surge - Deconstruct
Iron Lung - Sexless // No Sex
Sex Prisoner - Tannhauser Gate
Weekend Nachos - Still

Further listening shit:
Yacopsæ - Tanz, Grosny, Tanz...
Spazz - Crush Kill Destroy
Lycanthrophy - S/T
Low Threat Profile - S/T
ACxDC - Antichrist Demoncore
Gride - Možnost Volby?

>>73382222
It's not even a saw
The perspective is fucky and it's more likely that that beast thing is holding a spiked mace
Look at the bone fragments; there's bits and pieces scattered around, meaning instead of there being a clean cut, he just fucking bashed and smashed things to death

>>73381791

>Literally marshland mudvayne
>Literally swamp slipknot
>Literally sewer staind
>Literally dirty drowning pool
>Literally mud machinehead
>Literally muck mushroomhead
>Literally silt sevendust
>Literally gunk godsmack

>>73382325
i see a fairly clean cut on that bone. Also if you bashed things to shit with it, that bloodsplatter on the weapon would look different

>>73382363
you literally done the meme correctly 2 out of 8 times

>>73382390
>>73382325
>>73382222
>>73382201
>>73382148
>>73382119
>>73382037
>>73381911
>>73381875
>>73381801
>>73381739
autism

>>73382427
Where do you think you are?

Also that thing is obviously poking his stick through a portal

>>73382267
Thanks man, I recognize some good ones already, but there are quite a few I havent heard yet. Feels kind of hard to get into this genre, maybe because there isn't that much of it. A shame since I really dig it.

>>73382325
It's clearly designed to recall the idea of a circular saw, which is a power tool, and the fucking stick is supposed to be at the axis of rotation, so whoever drew that clusterfucked reindeer monster fiasco thought it'd be clever to make it so it's tied like a prehistoric pike, except that doesn't make the least sense, and is aesthetically retarded. I guess I shouldn't complain since it fits the retarded music perfectly.

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*blocks your path

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Turn shuffle on then queue your entire library
post the album cover of the 7th song

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>>73382870
oh boy

>>73382902
GO!

>>73382902
delete it now

>>73382902
baka

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>hey anon do you want to go to a show together?

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>>73382870

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>>73382861
*throws Batlord album like a frisbee over and past him and watches him run after it like a black labrador retriever*
>>73382961
Depends; do you put out?

>>73382961
Shit man, she's actually pretty cute.

I have that same shirt but it's 3 years old and I cut the sleeves off it. I think it has about 5 holes in it.

>>73382961
I bet she hasn't even heard En ås i dype skogen

>>73383079
That is a really clever and probably true joke

>>73383079
>>73383122
How is it clever it's the closer for the album that's on the very shirt

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>>73382961
you metal chicks are all falses who love cucking trves into melancholy. i'll pass.

>>73383182
Because it means she hasn't even listened to the full album, and probably heard the title track and decided YAYY I LOVE THIS ALBUM OMFG I BET ILL LOOK SO UNDERGROUND IF I BUY THE SHIRT

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Who else deleted the live tracks from Terminal Spirit Disease and pretends is an EP?

>>73382861
Fenrits?

>>73383234
shit ep t b h

>>73375709

>got called a racist in Greggs lad
>"why"
>said the cashier should be bound in coffles as he is to his maleficent rhizome

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>>73383234
Who else deleted the subsequent albums from their discography and pretends they were a kvlt as fuck band?

>>73383230
I honestly doubt someone who has the foresight of going to wherever metal shirts are sold and decides to buy that one hasn't listened to the album. It's not an Iron Maiden shirt; I'd be hard pressed to believe someone bought it by chance because they saw it while window shopping

>>73383282
Only numales care about their kvlt status so much to ignore such a perfect four album streak

>>73383282

>listening to Amphghps at all

poseurs out

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>why does no one love me??

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>>73383337
>Amphghps

>>73383340
who are you?

>>73383412
I'm At The Gates' most overlooked and underrated album, out off ALLLLL of them

>>73382961
>hooking up with metal chicks
Really hope you lads don't do this.

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What are you blastin' lads?

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>>73383531
Worry not, I hook up with no chicks, or anyone at all.

>>73382222
>hole in the center for something to support the blade
>string there to hold the support in place

Even if it was directly tied to purely the center (how the fuck would that even work?) it wouldn't inhibit movement.

Is it still cool to hate Watain?

>>73383531

did this once, she was alright I guess. It was kind of funny how she abruptly flipped from being LE ALL BRUETAL ALL THE TIME METAL WHORE tryhard to completely normie straight-laced after I knew her though. Bet her dad was relieved.

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>>73383565
I went into this expecting it to be more extreme, but it's still tite af by 1987 standards

>>73383588
>how the fuck would that even work?
THAT'S THE FUCKING POINT
>it wouldn't inhibit movement.
Yeah it would, because that fucking rope can't both rotate freely and hold onto the blade like a power tool can. GODDAMN.

>>73383597
Who cares? Doesn't change the fact that they suck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HckCCGL6AUk

>>73383597
post-2007 Watain is pretty tryhard shit, but their first three albums are legit good

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>>73383643
>t.

>>73383609
>more extreme
...how? That album is INRI levels of extreme

>>73383643
Hey come on that's a nice cosy ballad. It makes me wish I was still 17 so I could invite a girl to prom and slow-dance with her to that.

>>73383681
Why are you posting pictures of yourself?

>>73383708
FUCKING

S A V A G E

>>73383665
post-2007 Watain is ambitious and pulls it off very well, their early records are bog-standard dime-a-dozen disposable BM. Pretty good, but forgettable.

>>73383633
>THAT'S THE FUCKING POINT
I was referring to the autistic assertion that the string was tied to the center of the blade. It's a flat surface.
>Yeah it would, because that fucking rope can't both rotate freely and hold onto the blade like a power tool can. GODDAMN.
The string isn't the support.

>>73383708
>"no u"

>>73383633
the rope ties the stick to the whatever is rotating how is that hard to understand?

>>73383633
what if the blade is fixed tho?

>>73383731
How do you get something so backwards

>>73383733
ok I'm being trolled

congrats you got me good, really fucking A

>>73383759
by listening to it instead of fixating on the image

>>73383773
>shitskins don't understand basic support structures: the post

>>73383797
Ok now you got things wrong twice in a row, but whatever: What image? The music is legitimately good, especially Casus and Sworn. Their debut is a bit cookie cutter, I guess, but it's perfectly fine by 2000s standards. The next two are innovative and entertaining. The rest of their discography is just further attempts at making Sworn II

>>73383831
This level of ragequitting should be illegal

>>73383860
>ok I'm being trolled
>congrats you got me good, really fucking A

hmm.....

>>73383860
>>73383880
Can you two faggots just get a room already?

>>73383880
What else am I supposed to say when you're clearly being a fucking troll. Either that or should update your prescription eyeglasses.

>>73383903
Oh, sorry, I almost forgot where I am. I'll resume my "t. numale" spamming now.

>>73383908
>This level of ragequitting should be illegal

>>73383942
If I wanted my comeback etc

>>73383841
okay here's the thing: Rabid and Casus are the forgettable ones. Sworn is the turning point to much catchier and ambitious songwriting with fittingly strong production. They have different strengths (Sworn has an amazing closer, Lawless has more consistently catchy songs, and Hunt is more dramatic and diverse) but fundamentally they're all on a much higher level than their first two albums.

That's the truth of the matter.

>>73383963
I guess we're going to have to agree to disagree. Officially, though, I'm right.

>73383930
Better than you and your buttbuddy having a slapfight.

>>73375947
holy shit

First off, fuck melodeath. It's nu-male shit and this is not even a meme.

Secondly, I know what you're talking about and I actually collect it. Esoteric/occult death metal.

Mitochondrion - Parasignosis
Antediluvian - Logos
Abyssal - Novit Enim Dominus Qui Sunt Eius
Irkallian Oracle - Grave Ekstasis

Start there and see where that leads you.

>>73383963
>Lawless has more consistently catchy songs
Name one song from lawless as catchy as Legions of the Black Light or Sworn to the Dark

>>73384005
Is... is this the freshest new meme?

>>73384020
Wolves curse.

>>73383963
So you like warmed over black 'n' roll.

>>73384064
I bet he loves latter-era Satyricon

>>73384064
I like black n roll, yes, but Watain is black n roll on steroids with extra-thrashy riffs

>>73384033
Yes my friend, freshly picked from the memefields.
Come on dont be shy now!!
Just help yourself to the memes!!!
Oh me?
I am used to meme hard back in my day!
Ho ho ho!

>>73384086
No, because unlike Watain, later Satyricon is fucking flat. No sense of dramatic structure, soft mid-paced grooves, weak production.

>>73382961

my gf of 10 months literally looks like this

>hot-blooded black metal

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>>73376673
>>73376710

>order Blood Incantation - Starspawn on cassette direct from the label through Bandcamp
>get nothing for two weeks
>email the label asking where my shit is
>wait two days
>they email me back
>they were "out of the office" for two weeks because of MDF
>they also need to check their inventory because they might be out
>mfw
>wait another day
>they email me again
>they're out of fucking Starspawn tapes
>they promise to refund my money and send me a free Starspawn tape from the second run

Never ordering direct from that label again.

>>73384129
>literally looks like this
>literally

>>73384137

unironically she does, faggot

stay jelly

>>73384161
post pics of her ass

>>73384185

'no'

>>73384161
She can't figuratively look like her, can she?

>>73384194
please?

>>73384199

i want rebbit to leave

>>73384214
Then stop using "literally" like a fucking redditor

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>>73384241

New thread >>73384269

>>73383565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3ZUUCMWLqA

>>73384271
>informal
When they put "informal" before a definition, what they mean is "so many idiots are using this word wrong that we're forced to acknowledge it"

Congrats.

>>73384288
Language literally evolves

>>73384301
Because of idiots like you. Congrats again.

>>73384331
Are you trying to argue that language should be constant?

>>73384331

rebbit leave the hall

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>>73384331
Irregardless it bemuses me that you literally think I'm being ironic

>>73384271
>the word "literally" appears in the definition for the word "literally"

literally makes you think

>>73384367
Of course!

hit me with some power metal that would even make a memelord cringe

>>73384527

sabaton

>>73384367
>>73384368
>>73384376
Who linked us to reddit

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>>73384527

migrate
>>73384729
>>73384729
>>73384729
>>73384729
>>73384729

>>73384736
There's already a new thread you dumb fuckeroli

>>73384277

>>73384736
You stupid fuck

>>73384765
excuse my blidness

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"nu-male" count for this thread:

8 instances of "nu-male"
3 instances of "numale"
1 instance of "nu male"

for a grand total of 12. Lowest one yet guys!

Avarage "nu-male" posts per thread: 27

>>73384797
I appreciate you.

>>73384797
I hope your mother dies in her sleep tonight