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nu-males delight edition
old >>73361530
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why are you guys so knowledgeable about what nu-males like? really makes one think...
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first for nu-males deserve rights too
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juast got this from local record shop for 35
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>>73368003
nu-male band
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>>73367981
Have you ever heard of Sun Tzu
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>>73367949
This general is still complete shit
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>>73368003
>trailer park disturbed
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>>73368003
>swamp slipknot
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I've been enjoying it
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>>73368003
>Swamp Slipknot
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>>73368003
>quagmire mudvayne
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>>73368003
>Lousiana limp-bizkit
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>>73368036
>melodeath
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>>73368036
Man what a disappointment
And I loved all their previous albums
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Is ROTN Nu-Male
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>>73368003
>cajun korn
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>OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU
metal for this feel?
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I use to lurk /mu/ from till about 2015.

why doesn't /mu/ appreciate acid bath anymore
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>>73368107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yexaCe2Yj38
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>>73368177
/mu/ decided to go 100% /v/ and just shit on everything because being sincere or forming an opinion is too hard
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>>73368107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQgUENZ25fI
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>>73368177
Because it's fun to come up with new ways of saying redneck numetal.
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>>73368226
but thats why youre a retard.

acid bath isnt new metal
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>>73368003
>incestual incubus
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>>73368177
/metal/ self-quarantined itself in its own echo chamber and all the useful posters left only to show up for 1 month in the year

this isn't to refer to acid bath specifically since people used to always shit on them but for the general phenomena of how shit the signal to noise ratio has become at peak hours
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>>73368239
Sorry anon, it is
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>>73368245
I bet you think you're part of the "useful posters" group
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>>73368130
If those are his actual legs I'd still fuck him desu
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>what about doooogs

>what about caaaaaaaaaatssss

>WHAT ABOUT CHICKENNNNNNSSSSS
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>>73368275
LIKE RATS
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>>73368285
BY FOLLOWING
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>>73368294
ROOOOOOTS
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>>73368036

That's a siq cover tbqh
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>>73368304
BLOODY
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>>73368325
BUT WHYYYY
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>>73368325
SABBAAAAAAATH
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>>73368003
>got this from local record shop for 35

Cents?
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when is tribal metal coming back?

HELLO UPTOWN

HELLO DOWNTOWN
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>>73368314
It's decent melodeath as an album but Reclaim The Sun is a legit amazing track if you like the genre imo
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>>73368379
Is tribal metal a bunch of niggers pounding on dirt drums and screaming or what
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>>73368406
You've never heard Sepultura?

Also yes
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>>73368433
I am aware of Sepultura but I'm not their biggest fan or anything, I didn't know they went by "tribal metal" at any point
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>>73368443
I'm sure someone called the Roots album that at least once before
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I like it when the thread dies
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>>73368922
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Where were you when you realized HammerFall is the best True Heavy Metal band ever?
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>>73368957
>true metal

this is easily the worst thing to happen to the genre ever
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>>73368957
Balls deep inside your mother's rancid cunt.
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>>73368957
>Listening to anything besides Key Dragon and thinking you're trve
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>>73368957

>tfw when my wife bought me this for Father's Day
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>>73369003
Did her son enjoy it?
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Out of curiosity, what's the consensus on Ghost?
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>>73369196
fuck right off
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>>73369196
They're great
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>>73369226
you're a liar and a pig
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>>73369242
What do you dislike about Ghost, anon?
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>>73369196
Good for what they do.
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>>73369209
Not an actual answer, fuck you
>>73369226
I highly doubt /mu/ would come to such a simple conclusion, let alone such a shining one.
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>>73369265
well mainly the music but also the visual aspect of it
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>>73369196
Decent, but not metal
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Where were you when you realized that /meal/ is basically 15 or so douchebags that just sit here and post the same shit over and over plus a couple of casuals that actually bring in new content?

/meal/ (and /mu/ in general) is the worst website that I've ever seen in terms of being an echo chamber.
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>>73369298
>ghost is somehow not metal

Please, there's way more tenuous acts that accepted as completely metal. Don't be a trveniggvr
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>>73369290
>pretending he doesn't know what the consensus is already
go fuck a goose
>>73369306
fucking your mother
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>>73369314
It's not metal, though.
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>>73368003
anon no one cares you've posted this like 5 times now
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>>73369306
Buttfucking your father
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>>73369314
it's not metal, you mouthbreather
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>>73369314
The inappropriate metal label is what makes nu-males love it in the first place
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I wonder how /meal/ manages to get worse every time I come here, it's like a shepard's tone of garbage
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>>73369420
t. unironic nu-male
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>>73369314
Ghost is literally just rock. It would be a stretch to even call it trad, much less metal in general.

>>73369420
>it's like a shepard's tone of garbage

pic related
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>>73369420
>I've been posting here since 2015, kid, I'm an oldfag
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>>73369420
Because retards like you make posts like that
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>>73369451
Show 1 good post you made ever
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>>73369483
I think >>73369451 was pretty clever
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Anyone else collect tapes?
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>>73369500
yeah plenty of hipsters here
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>>73369494
>literally just a generic insult

If that passes for clever to you then that explains a lot.
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There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God. I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little "t. nu-male" comment up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose to type "t. nu-male". I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you type it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting "t. nu-male". Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic metalfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "t. nu-male". You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
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>>73369511
>t. triggered manlet
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>>73369510
Cool. What's your latest buy?
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>>73369003
Nerd
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>>73369530
t. nu-male
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>>73369530
t. numale
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>>73369511
Cool

>>73369530
t. alpha male
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>ask about band
>/mu/ starts shitting all over itself autistically
Fuck me, why did expect anything different?
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>>73369594
idk, best to forget /mu/ exists
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>>73369594
You forgot that /mu/ is actually terrible, and that /metal/ is the best thread on /mu/ because /mu/ is that awful.
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wich genre is the ultimate nu-male repellent?
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>>73369630
which*
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>>73369630
GLAM
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>>73369594
I don't know. You really shouldn't post anything here that isn't specifically designed to be submerged in shit. /mu/ in general is terrible and /meal/ is an even more insular cesspool of memes and people that actively kill any actual discussion.

>>73369630
Crossover thrash and HM2-core.
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>>73369630
not glam
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>>73369630
Power
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>>73369630
numale posting was started by people being bullied for liking sunbather so that I guess
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>>73369651
>Crossover thrash not nu-male

c'mon now
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>>73369677
t. nu-male
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>>73369696
nuh-uh ur the nu-male
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>>73369677
Does crossover even exist after like 91?
pic related, gay trip but cool band
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>>73369725
Crossover made a comeback a while ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUH8l1IWQaA
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is ghost good?
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Ok guys, there's a Japanese death metal album that I remember the album cover but not the album name, can you help?

Art is typical 90's b-movie gore with 3-4 guys tied up/nailed to crosses or something. Bunch of blood and people looking generally unhappy about their situation. Really sloppy artwork to add to the feel. Overall colors are a very muted white/cream color besides the wood and blood.

Band/album name is called Gutsu Tutsu Mutsu or something ridiculous.

Ring any bells? Really vague and poor description, I know. Best I can do.
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>>73369725
>Does crossover even exist after like 91?

AOTY of this year is crossover thrash.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPwPwSQE9b
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this vague undiscoverable album meme again
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best rhapsody (of fire) album?
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>>73369787
>Nightmare Logic
>AOTY
t. actual nu-male
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>>73369766
Well shit I tried to expunge all pizzacore from my memory.
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>>73368957
>European power metal
Neck yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jiga9XFxu7k
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>>73369820

t. nu-male
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>>73369818
Symphonies of Enchanted Lands
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>>73369630
Probably hyper racist, nationalist metal. The ultimate nu-male repellant might be something like nazi power electronics.
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>>73369860
so black metal?
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>>73369784
Found it guys!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S8A9FoqUis
>>73369815
Unhelpful and rude.
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>>73369787
>Southern Lord
>reviewed on pitchkuk
>Dago Nocontrasti album art
I'm skeptical to say the least
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>>73369860
>hyper racist, nationalist metal.

So Fanisk and Arghoslent?
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>>73368957
yeah hammerfall are real good especially their bassist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jKBLjxiZtI
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>>73369867
I was looking for it, but damn, your description of the album cover was crap. Also I'm really frustrated about you almost, almost giving the full band name.
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>>73369860
Isn't that what the guy in Deathspell Omega used to do? I don't get why people call DSO nu-male then.
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>>73369871
Fanisk is too instrumentally similar to other Cascadian shit to be the ultimate repellant. Arghoslent is a good candidate.

I'd say something like Xenophobia would be the ultimate repellant.
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Wargrinder?
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>>73369900
Yeah I know. I just got the colors right haha. No blood at all. I knew I was close with the name and jsut tried variations on the spelling until I found it.
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>>73369906
>I don't get why people call DSO nu-male then.

Everything in /meal/ is a reaction to a reaction to a reaction to a circlejerk and so forth.

Everything is nu-male. Nothing is permitted.
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>>73369906
DsO = Numale
Mikko = not Numale
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>>73369933
>>73369928

This makes sense.
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I hope that the guy who counts numales at the end of the thread dies in his sleep tonight
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>>73369864
Maybe really raw black metal. Blackgaze is right in line with the nu male ethos because it takes something "dangerous" and makes it soft and emotional. I think Arghoslent might be pretty good nu-male repellant from their lyrics and world view alone. But arguing about nu-males is pointless here because this is a metal general on 4chan.

Pic related. It's me irl
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desu this is both the ultimate pleb filter and the ultimate anti-numale weapon

no wonder it's not on MA
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>>73369962
Most 90s era black metal has alot of nationalistic views put into this stuff, yes its anti-christian, but it is technically still nationalist, which is poison to the nu male
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>>73369979
If you want to promote your own band, just say so anon.
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Hate Forest
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if your first thought when somebody says black metal isn't first wave, nsbm or bestial clones you're probably a numale desu
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>>73370011
Do you seriously not know who fgucking Henrik Nordvargr Björkk is
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>>73370022
Guess not.
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>>73370019
The more norwegian it is the better.

Varg did nothign wrong Euronymous was a faggot prove me wrong protip you cant
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>>73370019
>nsbm
I guess early norwegian 2nd wave isn't numale then
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>>73369997
Any nationalist music. Look up a list of bands antifa has black listed and you can find some good anti-nu male stuff unless it is gay enough to qualify. I think war metal is pretty much the antithesis of the nu male ideology whereas a lot of grindcore fits in perfectly.


>>73369979
Reminds me of a few bands. This is pretty good nu male killer stuff too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMgqjBmVMLA
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>the more norwegian the better
the boldness of the year 1 listener to flaunt that he watched until the light takes us once
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>>73370038
Well, if you like no-holds-barred, raw, aggressive, fucking hateful nihilist whatever adjective you care to add, basically this >>73369860
>The ultimate nu-male repellant might be something like nazi power electronics.
without the "nazi" bit (although I can't be 100% there's no nazi shit in there since I don't speak swedish), then give it a listen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEpiuQzAvjI
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>>73370053
>tfw we now listen to stuff antifa opposes just becuase antifa opposes it
feelsgoodman
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>>73370060
I don't like bands that sound bad on purpose.
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>>73370058
I haven't watched that, and don't think I ever will, but going by numbers alone, the norwegian second wave IS the best black metal.
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>>73370061
jokes on your i listen to stuff antifa explicitly endorses to oppose the people that oppose that opposition

the negation must be negated
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why do I keep listening to Havukruunu's debut on repeat in my car on my commute for months on end

post your commute/driving music
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>>73370073
I guess you can say goodbye to most metal then. Filth is and has been a key element in its identity and evolution. since the very early 80s
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>>73370089
This.

Metal must devolve to preserve itself. We must unlearn music.
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post-90s PE is so trendy, at this point noise is way better for being abstract and non-representational of anything

fuck compose fuck ideology PE is dead
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>>73370078
So you listen to Leftover Crack, Chumbawumba, Andrew Jackson Jihad and Johnny Hobo
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>>73370096
>>73370089
There's a difference with sounding bad and trying to create a sound. Some people think it's just about making music with crappy equipment which just isn't true. It's all because of that 2nd wave worship where they had no money to buy gear so they went along with it and made the ''necro sound''. There's no point in doing that anymore.
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>>73370136
Sometimes the chaos that is the current sound of metal is actually beautiful anon. Only once you learn to appreciate the vocalist as the instrument, can you appreciate it.
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>>73370080
>post your commute/driving music
No, instead I'll post what your pic sounds like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VlPDx_zDts
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>>73370112
What's the point in even being aware of power electronics after 1985? Are people still falling for that birdseed album? Don't they realise it's to PE what SUN BAT HER is to BM?
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>>73370156
Yeah but if you can't even hear the vocal how can you appreciate it?

This thread needs more powerviolence

https://youtu.be/dTpKjuCuh8Y?t=17m2s
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>>73370188
I want to listen to brutal technical death metal on spanish guitars
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>>73368957
>mfw Infected
What made them think that album was a good idea?
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Why the fuck didn't any of you nu-males tell me about this fucking album?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPU_xMwcFg4
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>>73370188
Some guy I met on /b/ showed me this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcYRJLi_lZA
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>>73370268
Go away shill
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>>73370268
Because we don't post good albums here.
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>>73370279
Sounds like a sober, formal Laetitia In Holocaust
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>>73370224
You arent supposed to, the vocalist is a fucking instrument, not a vocalist.
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>>73370311
I don't mean the lyrics. I don't give a shit about the lyrics.
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>>73370073
look, the ultimate pleb filter/anti-numale weapon is working
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This is one of the dumbest Thrash albums I've ever heard
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>>73370328
I just listened to enough metal to know when someone is trying to create an atmosphere or he just doesn't know what he's doing.
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>>73370351
Yup. Listen to something good now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHRKGEW8xXc
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>has stayed consistently good for over 30 years
How does he do it?
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Does any one know wich art artist did this album cover?
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>>73370406
Adam Burke.

Encyclopedia Metallum is great.
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>>73370352
>create an atmosphere
bang, the numale goes down
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>>73370440
lmao, good point
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New Hell full-length in a month.
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>>73370308
what the fuck am I listening to
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>>73370263

I like that album though
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>>73370523
Maybe it's fine and I'm just a jaded faggot. I really miss their early sound and I'm glad they didn't play anything from that album during their recent US tour.
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>>73370541

I like most of their stuff, Legacy of Kings is still my favorite but I thought Infected had some great tunes. Dia de los Muertos especially.
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>>73370572
It had a couple of good ones but it just felt so uninspired.
>LoK
my nigga
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What was the best decade of metal for you /metal/?
84-94 for me
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>>73370644
1987 - 1997

Roots DM and TDM before it started getting prettied up and numaled.
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>>73370644
pretty much, yeah
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>>73370644
1802-1876
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>>73370644
>>73370655

>11 years is a decade

What are they teaching you nu males in school these days?
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>>73370658
That should either end in 1993 or start in 1985
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Fucking hell this is the best album ive ever heard
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>>73370644
well duh, you picked the years when half of metal subgenres were born
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>>73370673
1997 - 1987 = 10
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>>73370644
Both the 80s and 90s were fucking amazing decades for power metal and thrash metal. Too bad about pretty much everything else.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7_1TEK4ro8
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>>73370717
A decade is defined as ten years
1987 - 1st year
1988 - 2nd year
1989 - 3rd year
1990 - 4th year
1991 - 5th year
1992 - 6th year
1993 - 7th year
1994 - 8th year
1995 - 9th year
1996 - 10th year - a decade is now complete
1997 - 11th year: This year is A DECADE apart from 1987.
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>>73370769
Listen, you can use all the bullshit logic you want. It doesn't change the fact that the math proves me right.
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>>73370769
1985-1994 it is then
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G A L N E R Y U S
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDrof73swuM
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>>73370789
No, the math proves you wrong. 1997 - 1987 = 10 because those numbers are 10 units apart. That is to say that you need to go through the whole 10 units before getting to 1997. That's a whole decade before 1997 starts.
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>>73370808

>haha I'm pretending to be retarded on the internet
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>>73370808
Exactly, ten units. That's why I said it, because we're talking about a DECADE and a DECADE is TEN UNITS.
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>>73370819
>>73370828
>lol meta ironic retard humor gooooo
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>>73370837
>I'm so butthurt aobut being wrong that I'll just pretend that you're pretending to be retarded
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>>73369869
It's an ok record, their debut is superior.
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My favorite century of music goes from 1900 to 1999
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>>73370967

Weren't quite ready for the fun to end eh?
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>>73370967
My favorite century of music is better because it goes until 2000 so it has a whole extra year.
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>>73370992
I just opened the thread and felt left out :(
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>>73370799
My nigga
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super rhythmically tight metal? not just blastbeats
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>>73370967
top fucking kek
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any other essential numale bands/albums?
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>smell burning
>coming from outside
>check around house
>see nothing

What is some metal to listen to while your house burns down around you?
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>>73371148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQea937ggCU
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>>73371111
Time to throw my Melvins shirt away
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>>73369265
>bland, generic, non threatening, soft rock music
>uninspired, boring vocals
>cheesy, slightly edgy halloween costumes

You might as well listen to Sinead O'Conner while flipping off a bible in a candle lit room
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>>73370717
>>73370789
>>73370819
>>73370828
>>73370859
do we have some 12-year-old stragglers from that /v/ thread?
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>>73371628
>outting yourself as a vidya playing manchild
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>>73371633
No, someone linked a /v/ thread on here a couple generals back that was filled with obscene levels of stupidity.
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how come Papa Emeritus is a qt twinky guy
>wish I had Papa bf
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>>73371697
How did a nu-male like him actually make decent modern death metal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hA6rLKknO7U
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'Modern metal' is simply a form of equipment fetishism. Most of it has no content: no emotions, thoughts and originality at all. "Oh we used this rare custom 10000$ bass to record third chorus of yet another trite derivative track no one will ever care about". There's only one real genre of modern metal and it's called 'salesman metal' This genre has been bought and sold thousands of times over, it's even worse than mainstream rock, because metal always has this pretense at being totally underground. Prove me wrong.
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>>73371707
because death metal is a nu-male genre, newsflash
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>>73368070
Not really, its just bad
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>air drumming is causing unexpected bicep growth
metal for bicep expansion?
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>>73372217
air drumming > air guitar
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>>73369335
>>73369354
>>73369396
>>73369434

Their first fuckin' album is pretty damn metal, dumbass hipsters.
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>muh hipsters
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Listen to the AOTY, faggots.
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>>73372217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sFT_kt-04M
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>>73372343
pure sex
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this is the single least nu-male album of all time

you may not like it, but this is what peak trve machismo sounds like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6IA-e_XbRI
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>>73372372
>Marvel Thor
>not nu-male
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>>73372372
Good/interesting vocals really save some 80s butt metal
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>>73372343
jeez, it's egyptian riffs
>>
Why cant I access sputnikmusic since yesterday?
Whats wrong with this fucking site?
>>
what does Piero Scaruffi think of your favorite band?
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>>73371111
Motorhead, the ultimate numalers
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>>73372667
"they're fucking nu-males" 7/10
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>>73371182
this
>>73371835
nah
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>getting overly attached to anonymous individuals online
metal for this feel?
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>>73367975
>death and black metal exclusively
yeah right lol
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>>73372927
I love you
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>>73373038
if you don't like most of the albums posted on that picture you're a certified nu-male
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>>73373052
Thanks man, appreciated!
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>>73367975
>>
>>>/adv/18418221
Is this the faggot that fucked that ausie chick?
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>>73367975
>morbid visions over beneath the remains or arise
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>>73373174
>BTR or Arise over Schizophrenia or Bestial Devastation
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>>73373174
Schizophrenia >
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Is it better if I made my own bullet belt or should I just buy one?
>inb4 don't get it at all
they look neat
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>>73368342
HIS GUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>73373381
IT CLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGS
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>>73371799
I do find that modern metal has stagnated. Still some good stuff here and there, but nothing really ever fresh and new anymore. I kinda blame the elitists who cry "not metal!" at virtually any form of experimentation that wasnt already established decades ago, resulting in too many bands that simply play it safe in fear of being labelled "mallcore" or whatever.
>>
anyone got charts for
>folk metal
>aladdin metal
>spork metal
please and thanks
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who /glam/ here?
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>>73373483
bon jovi are my favourite band
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>>73373483
glam is the only non-gay metal genre. It's also not just music, but a way of life, too!
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>>73373499
Bon Jovi is based, good taste anon! Mine are wasp, anthem and dokken
>>73373527
very true. Extreme metal is for pseudo-satanist manchildren. Glam respresents a post-masculine society where men have eclipsed masculinity and live for the sole purpose of carnal pleasures
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>>73369839
nice meme
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>tfw can't pull off bm aesthetic
metal for this feel?
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>>73370080
Havukruunu best BM
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>>73373578
>>
Man i love the /metal/ lurking experience
>>
https://ironboneheadproductions.bandcamp.com/album/cult-of-eibon-lycan-twilight-sorcery
this shit rawwwks
>>
>>73368003
t.
>>
REMEMBER NOW

THE PAIN WE TOOK ON THE RHAOAAAAAAOOOOD
>>
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Extreme metal literally a parody of metal
>>
What are the essentials for industrial black?
>>
>>73373760
Thorns - s/t is quintessential
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RRxT8aRUr8
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>>73373483
>>73373499
>>73373546
>>73373755
Memes aside glam/classic/prog metal is the best type of metal, objectively.
>>
>>73373066
t. /mu/-male

they are easily spotted for their black metal fetish and unwashed illfitting european shirts
>>
>>73368079
>be me (le me xD)
>enjoy most of these albums
>currently wearing a flannel and boots with cuffed jeans
:^)
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>>73369651
I thought we agreed that Nails is nu male and they're essential hm2-core.
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>>73373883
>tfw too intellidjent to fall of the extreme meme
>>
>TFW Galneryus merch is all ugly as shit
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Eat your pizza
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>>73374359
IN THE PIT
>>
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the fuck are you so inactive
>>
>>73369928
This whole general is incredibly fucking dumb.
>>
>>73374465
WALK ON HOME BOY
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>tfw dying because it's over 20°C
Give me some scorching hot metal for this feel. Something that acts as a suitable soundtrack when I'm lost in the desert with no water.
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>>73374518
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7W5xmWm5lo
>>
>>73374518
>tfw there are parts of the world that consider 20°C hot.

I'm still wearing a jacket when its that temperature.
>>
>>73374518
>20C
>hot
I want snowniggers out of my /metal/
>>
>>73374558
>>73374563
Africans please leave. How can you even wear a jacket when it's 22°C? I'd be drowning in sweat.
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>>73374563
anything over 20c is tropical for me
t. balkanite
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>>73374578
barem nisi primorac
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>>73374586
i said balkan not western europe
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>>73374566
>>73374578
If you don't find pic rel comfy you're a nu-male
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>>73374611
>optimal weather
>not extreme cold weather
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>>73374611
always funny to see what arbitrary standards of masculinity people who say "numale" have
>>
>>73374611
There's absolutely nothing comfy about sunburns, being dehydrated all the time and literally feeling the heat on your skin. Only Africans enjoy that shit but that's because they're built for it.

Comfy is like the exact opposite of that. Around -10°C, have some cozy winter clothes on and walk around in snowy woods. Literally can't get more comfy than that. Too bad you desert people can never experience that.
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>>73373883
Memes aside, glam isn't metal
>>
don't humor glamshitters they're mostly insufferable, they're the kpop posters of meal
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>>73374714
>glam isn't metal
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>>73374679
t.nu-male
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>>73374765
With the current state of /metal/ I can't even tell whether you're serious or not but I'll humor you anyway just to reach bump limit faster. Glam is actually the worst /metal/ meme of all time. People come here and post glam inspired AOR and pop rock like Bon Jovi, Poison and Europe and think they're super epic when they call it metal and shitpost every thread with this stuff. At least in the past all memes were on-topic but now the threads are being filled with off-topic garbage. Why not start discussing Nickelback at the same time? Definitely my favorite alternative metal band. Totally metal my d-dudes, right haha?
>>
>>73374759
>>
>>73374826
Don't give shitposters ideas, when they get tired of shilling dadrock they'll move on to something just as bad like nu metal or crunkcore.
>>
>>73374852
crunkcore is the only real form of metal
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eqmkgSeYjI

Any more songs like Art of Life that descend into chaos only to come back into clarity?
I liked especially the later parts of the piano solo.

Dream Theater's Change of Seasons was quite lacking compared to Art of Life.
>>73374987
tfw read it as cuckcore
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>post arghoslent - flogging the cargo on r/metal
>get banned
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>>73375058
>tfw reddit is even worse than I thought
>>
blackened speed
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>>73375093
https://www.reddit.com/r/Metal/comments/6h3knb/arghoslent_flogging_the_cargo_death/?st=j3yj951g&sh=f3f7ee9f

here's the thread, some autist mods deleted everything a day after they locked the thread anyway

some guy started talking about race and how different races should have their own countries

can't have that :)
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>>73375058
Why does that subreddit ban discussions of certain bands?
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>>73375129
Because they can't accept that niggers are fettered to failure by a flawed genome.
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>>73370361
shits poppin'
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>>73375129
Apparently you're not allowed to discuss any racist bands.
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>>73373656
patrician
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>>73371799
Then stop listening to djent.
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Gimme some nihilistic metal, not necessarily DSBM though.
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>>73375325
we appreciate Federal ammo for bringing us this post
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>>73375376
>Mgla Exercise in Futility is litteraly just 100% nihilism if you look at the lyrics
>>
>>73375376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffrvqkH5MEE
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmfcepYkU_g
>sped up Riot with lamer vocals
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>>73370019
But I like both first and second wave. I listened to Sabbat - Live at Blokula yesterday and it kicked ass. One of the best live albums I've heard
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>there are people in this thread right now that can't appreciate a good ol' BRRRREEEEEEEEE

What's it like to not have fun?
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NEW: >>73375570
NEW: >>73375570
NEW: >>73375570
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"nu-male" count for this thread:

34 instances of "nu-male"
14 instances of "numale"
7 instances of "nu male"

for a grand total of 55
New record, guys!
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>>73375325
It is in fact used in M2s pretty often, though it's primarily used as a sniper round.
>>
>>73368200

That shit is dope.
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>>73369530
shut the fuck up you autistic nu-male
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