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>finally took the nu-male pill
it feels so good, comrades...

>>73361530
Second for jews were a mistake

>>73361569
You can enjoy most numale albums without beign numale yourself. Not that one, as it happens, but you can.

JESUS HITLER
ADOLF CHRIST

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give me meatl with actual vomit samples

What do you all think
of Leviathan? https://youtu.be/Qvs8caMiM4k

>>73361654
Wehrmacht - Shark Attack

>>73361530
I don't lsiten to Death, but I appreciate Chuck Schuldiner's musicianship and that's something that definitely offends his memory.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGV6bCTMM5w
Why is this shit so good?

>>73361654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KjwtakofZE

>>73361886
How do you feel about his AIDS then?

>>73361642
IS THIS THE SECOND COMING
OF THE FOURTH REICH

>>73361908
>2017
>Still listening to the bad version of Twilight Force

>>73361917
he didn't die from AIDS.

>>73361642
>>73361942

what is this song?

>>73361917
It was pretty successful too

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>>73361968
>he didn't die from AIDS.

every time

>>73361908
>listening to discount luca turilli
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uU0xnpP3D60

>>73361908
>leprechaun blind guardian

>>73361968
Carnivore - Jesus Hitler

>>73362036
what is this, a /meal/ meme?

>>73362098
thanks

>>73361654
Mr Bungle

>>73360717
Well, it's a lot more structured than anything Beyond Creation has churned out. But listen to that violin 'melody' in the left speaker channel. It never shuts up for longer than half a second. If I shift my attention even slightly away from it, the notes just become a pleasant blur. There's nothing wrong with it; it's just not my kind of thing.

hey guys did you know that technical prowess is not a valid criteria to call musc good, but atmosphere is

What's the hot new /meal/ meme this week?

Is vektorposting still bad?

>>73362337
You are, you fucking meme.

>>73362337
Fuck you

>>73362337
what the fuck is wrong with you you piece of shit

>>73362337
consider suicide

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>>73362337

I just thought up a new meme for this general, niceposting, we act like civilized human beings and treat each other with respect, whilst having meaningful conversations about music.

>>73362456
That'd be fucking hilarious

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>>73362456
Have you listened to pic related yet anon?
I think it's a nice folk metal album
Have a swell day anon, I hope your gf cooks you up some mac n' cheese :)

>>73362456
Better idea: kys yourself

>>73362456
Neck yourself faggot

>>73362337
deathspell omega

>>73362456
fuck off nu-male cuntboy go listen to some hot garbage like Ulver

>>73362456
nah, sounds like shit, memes have to be felt, communicated, not agreed upon

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>>73362493
>AFoS
>Folk metal

>>73362501
I love Ulver, how'd you know?

>>73362493
I haven't listened to this! I'll have to give it a shot. What is the album title and artist, friend?

>>73362515
Tell that to faggots from image sharing sites that go "omg can we make this into le new meem xd" every time something remotely funny is posted.

Comment sections were a mistake.

>>73362493
>thumbnail looks like a gore cover
this might be interesting
>its actually some autistic tolkien wank
fucking dropped

>>73362456
>meaningful conversations about music
the idea that conversations about music could be meaningful at all is the biggest meme

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>music

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>music

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>metal

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>Metal

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>sound

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>reddit tier reaction images

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>vibrating waves oscillating in ears

you guys are awfully cheeky today

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>greentexts

>pixels

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>shitposting

>

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>
>
>

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Stop shitposting.

Akercocke is literally the greatest band name

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>>73362876
more like Akerjoke amirite?

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fatness reigns

>>73362900
Is that The Penguin?

>>73362895
this, but unironically

>>73362912
It even has three fingers

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>>73362912
>>73362935
I can finally post this

>>73362965
No you can't, actually

>>73362965
delete this post. right now.

>>73362965
blackmetal scene on the falkand islands

>>73362965
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>73363010
Just because I'm a nu-male doesn't mean you can tell me what to do!!!!
NU MALE UPRISING NOW!

>>73362965
You have gone too far

>>73362965
what the fuck

>>73363089
>NU MALE UPRISING NOW!
That would be hilarious to witness

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>>73363122
wouldn't thet stop being nu-males once they rebelled?

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what is he listening to?

>>73362900
in the mall

>>73363139
That's why it'd be hilarious to see. A bunch of people ready to riot but never doing it, instead getting trapped in a hesitating pose for about three hours before finally chickening out and going home to post about how they were part of the first step of a grand revolution which will never have a step two.

>>73363139
which camo is varg wearing here?

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>>73363169

>>73363190
that was his arson outfit since he's a criminal duh

>>73363197
are those actual alben? does .....ohhhh that's what NSDM means! You guys are retarded, what are you listening to? The industry has sunk so low in trying to provoke by the cheapest way possible.

>>73362965
what

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>>73363216
stop eating vegetables

>>73363190
A Croissant variant on the Hamburglar pattern

>>73363247
how can he eat cheeseburgers with only one tooth

>>73363216
>>73363256
Telnyashka

>>73363273
have you ever seen him eating them?

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>>73363322

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>burgerposting

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Metallica is literally glam metal

>>73363756
that filename made me spit all over the screen, thanks a lot

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>>73363197
What the fuck.
Is this even real?
Are the lyrics of this build around the idea of the title?

>>73364324
does that seem far fetched in the world of extreme metal?

>>73364391
Depends on what you consider extreme metal.
But yeah i've never saw something as strange as this before. What where they thinking about?
The only thing left to answer is if this was done as joke or in all seriousness

>>73364517
Fine, extreme music in general. I mean Anal Cunt is/was a real thing, you know?

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buttmetal AOTY leaked

Amazing thread

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What went wrong and when?

>>73364906
he became a meme and just now

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>>73364906

>>73364933
>implying Canada isn't the best purveyor of metal in the whole continent
someone bought into the "US metal is good" meme

>>73364933
almost spat out my drink

>>73364548
No i did not know, I cant really give an opinion whether or not the music is Extreme because i cant even find it on youtube and hear it, but judging by the lyrics i think it might be more extreme than average extreme music. But i dont know i never had an appeal to explore this kind of stuff

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>>73364988
p-pardon?

>>73364988
English motherfucker

Anybody hear the new Decapitated yet? Is it any good?

>>73364984
>>73364149
Nigga you need a sippy cup

>>73363184
with the burger king

>>73364933
I only saw one of tehir videos once and it just sounded like a clsuterfuck of noise. I kept wondering why were those guys considered so important. It was around 2003 I think, they had come out with a new album.

>>73365108
Strapping Young Lad?

>>73364548
AxCx, SOD and the like were tongue in cheek, they were meant to be humorous.

>>73365142
Thank you for explaining my point to me, I don't know what I'd do without you

>>73364933
A

>>73365186
FUCKING

>>73365129
yes

>>73365193
LEAF

>>73365157
but you guys keep bringing up the NSDM label so I don't know if those guys are sarcastic or pretty much straight to the point.

>A band for an animated show has better music than most new metal bands

https://youtu.be/8hxUU0o10vM

>>73365221
>you guys
Who?
>keep bringing up the NSDM label
When did I do that?

>>73365232
>A band for a video game has better music than most bands from that decade they are parodying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNaTxaJyl9M

>>73365277
Love fist was the shit. Wish we saw their return in GTA V

>>73365255
hey, do you want me to fuck you up bitch? I am very tough and strong

>>73364929
He was always a meme

>>73365277
ha!

hi

This general is a travesty
Where am I supposed to talk about metal now?

>>73365505
>>>r/metal

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when a nu-male says they dont like manowar

>>73365505
Travel somewhere else with your travelsity kid

>>73365544
freddy krueger strikes again

Official meatl ranking of numaleness from most to least

Gl*m > Grind > Power > Symphowank > Thrash > Trad > Black > Doom > Glorious Alpha dude bro OSDM, Hardcore and $l@mz

>>73362115

An anus.com meme. Just ignore it, don't respond.

>>73365706
t. nu-male

>>73365706
t. nuevo-masculino

>>73365011
>>73365035
Ok.
I find this disgustingly unique and im surprised some crack heads took time and effort to do make this.

>>73365544
What was he saying?

I'm just starting to rediscover Dethklok. Actually saw them live and I liked them when Season 1 came out, now I'm late to the party with everything else. Loved the Duel from Doomstar Requiem (haven't seen the whole thing yet though). And now I'm finally listening to Dethalbum I and it's pretty good. What else should I listen to? The other Dethalbumbs? Galaktikon? I love Brendon Small's style, what are the most interesting interviews with him? What are similar sounding bands? I can hear a lot of similarity with In Flames, Children of Bodom, but also more standard death metal like Cannibal Corpse, Suffocation, Deicide, Cryptopsy, Dying Fetus, etc. I prefer the more melodic bands though.

>>73365706
ت. دكر جديد

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>>73365794

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>>73365794
t.

>>73365775
>im 12 and wat is this

>>73365807
>that face
I choose to believe that guy's being facetious

>>73365805
kys

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2qnD_n_AT4

>>73365885
>;_;

>>73365807
>>73365805

Dethalbum II used to be posted here all the time 2009-2011, fuck off kiddo.

>>73365907
I know. I was there. It was a fucking shit meme then and it's a fucking shit meme now. Do you believe Aesthethica is a good album, too?

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>>73365907
>kiddo

>>73365907
It's butt-melodeath f@m

>>73365826
yeah something like that. hope you are not too ofended

>>73365956
>Aesthethica

No idea what that is but since you're implying it's bad I assume it's actually good.

Brendon Small is an excellent musician and songwriter. Some of his rhythm riffs sound but his leads and melodies shatter other metal bands in memorability.

>>73365987

So? What do you listen to so I can add butt- to it?

>>73366004
>hope i didn offend u xd
Don't give yourself too much credit

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>>73366017
>Brendon Small is an excellent musician and songwriter. Some of his rhythm riffs sound but his leads and melodies shatter other metal bands in memorability.

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>>73366017
>tries to pull the "im an oldfag" card
>"No idea what that is"

>>73365956

PS, >implying this isn't awesome, especially after the 2:16 mark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSgoefp8Ol0

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>>73366052

>>73366050

Been here since 2007 and dropped it after the board became insufferable in 2011 and full of turdlets like you. Also most polls showed the average mutard was 17-18 years old so I just gave up replying to asinine posts. Now I realize why I left.

>>73366078
>le meme face

This is shit even for shitposting

>>73366083
>I totally left, look how not here I am
Why can't you follow through with one thing, ONE thing for once in your fucking life?

>>73366083
>I'm too mature for this board
>t. 20 year old
>>73366104
>This is shit even for shitposting
for you

>>73366119

Why didn't your mother abort you? I'm sure she regrets that decision.

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what should my opinion be of this?

>>73366017
>Some of his rhythm riffs sound but his leads and melodies shatter other metal bands in memorability.
Lemme translate that
I'm an entry level cuckboy who is into basic melodies and pinch harmonics and I try to hide my shit taste with the oldfag card
Ps f@m, here's some real memorable melodies that are not marketed towards edgy adult swim watching emo teens
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0Wi0Kr41-50
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ROHsnsZaVIY
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Egw9BCKjHqk

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>>73366142
oh man you absolutely destroyed him

>>73365232

Hey buddy, just saw your post, can you answer my question here >>73365794

>>73365907
Dethalbum II is great
Kalmah is the best metal band of all time
Mors Principium Est is a close second

What is the most disgusting, vile, and putrid excuse for metal that you can possibly throw at me?

>>73366027
Yeah i think you sould lay back and listen to your Hitler shit eating themed album before you start crying.

>>73366157
Don't spoonfeed the basic bitches

>>73366157
>if it's obscure no one can make fun of it!

Retard.

Also Arghoslent is just power metal with a cold, Dethklok literally is more brutal and doesn't just play pentatonic shit.

>>73366172
SUN BAT HER

>>73366176
>;_; b-bullies go away

>>73366177
>I'm a failure in every aspect of my life so I make up some arbitrary criteria on the internet like "being good at metal" to try to not seem like a total loser

it's not working

>>73366197
nice meme dude i feel it's 2013 all over again

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>>73366178
>obscure
oh my god
>>73366205
>straws straws straws
oh god

>>73366177

please spoonfeed yourself some cyanide faggot

>>73366178
>arghoslent
>intestine baalism
>obscure
>Deth 'the show equivalent of videogame ost to metal youtubers' Klok
Anon... I....

>>73366172
fuckin bleeeaasgfgdoalxmzjuosdfg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5OU6eCUWzA

>>73366229
>you
>not getting your shit pushed in

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>>73366226
you're SAVAGE, TONE IT DOWN

>>73366222
>le reaction faces
>>>/leddit/

>>73366240
I'd rather listen to Last Days of Humanity and Cock and Ball Torture than this, it's not even that disgusting he just makes a lot of wet noises.

post your favorite bands for the following 4 genres

black: darkthrone
death: dismember
thrash: slayer
power: manilla road

this basic bitch is even more annoying than the glamfags

>>73366258
That picture predates reddit, basic bitch

>>73366290

And lebbit predates chans in your browsing history, go back

>>73366266
I was trying to post something a bit new, but in that case have a classic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YN-O11Ygq08

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why was I never told of this masterpiece

>>73366201
You are the one who sounds all butt hurt because someone doesnt share the same opinion as you.

>>73366315
Nah, you're reading whatever you feel like reading into this shitty narrative. Like a good 12 year old.

>>73366272

black: it's shit
death: it's shit but I'll go with melodeath so Children of Bodom
thrash: Metallica (not just pioneers of the genre but everything after Ride the Lightning in thrash was redundant)
power: Blind Guardian or DragonForce (a legit good band in the 00s overshadowed by meme nonsense)

Feel free to argue with me on any of my choices.

ever single person in that dethklok oldfag/newfag debate is a nu-male

>>73366304
10/10 would read again

>>73366305
Swarming of the Maggots is a goregrind classic yeah.

I want like disgust and putridity turned up to a fucking 11 though, I want the music to seethe with decay and filth, to absolutely wash over me with it and suffocate me, and goregrind doesn't oft do that for me desu

>>73366342
your mom must love nu-male dick then

IRON MAIDEN IS GOING TO GET YOU HOW EVER FAR YOU ARE FROM HERE !!

>>73366306
newfag

>>73366335
>death: it's shit but I'll go with melodeath
>Dragonforce (a legit good band
t. neu mannlich

>>73366342
You do realise that by posting that you've just included yourself "in that dethklok oldfag/newfag debate"

>>73366334
>Nah nah you are the one who sounds underage ;_;

>>73366377
3/10, try again but with an actual comeback

>I ate too much and now I feel sick
Metal for this meal?

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>>73366355
>>73366368

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>>73366404

>>73366272
black: darkthrone
death: i can't pick between entombed and carcass
thrash: kreator
power: helloween

>>73366417
The day someone posted about that clinic must have been the happiest day of your meme loving life

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>>73366365
what did you just fucking call me

>>73366404
>moved into new place
>don't have an oven installed yet
>eaten nothing but Taco Bell and Pizza Hut for the last 3 days
>shit myself 4 times already; liquidly shit that seeps out with no warning
metal for this feel?

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>>73366402
Just gave you a taste of your own shit. In case you forgot your previous post

>>73366454
I don't have an oven and don't eat fast food crap. Do you not know how to cook? Just google some recipies or look up some videos on youtube, man.

>>73366454
>>73363197

>>73366464
>n-no u ;_;
>lol jokes on u i was only pertandin
Oh my god please go on, you're sending my sides into orbit

>>73366454
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QwqfgT2r-A

>>73366465
>clearly states he doesn't have an oven, range or stovetop
>DO YOU EVEN COOK BRO

>>73366501
>clearly states he doesn't have an oven, range or stovetop
>range or stovetop
>clearly states
>range or stovetop
Where

>>73366454
>liquidly shit that seeps out
That actually happened to me last night
I held my shit in during the day because I couldn't go shit where I was
When I got home I felt something wet come out, went to the bathroom, pulled my pantaloons down and some of it dripped on to the floor

>>73366514
I think here in first world countries all 3 appliances are bundled into one big 'ol thingamajig

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>>73366528
>pantaloons

>>73366539
Way to out yourself as a clueless fuck.

>>73362337

Riffs are a pretty good meme.

>>73366484
Whatever kid, continue to listen to your obscure Diarrhea album if it makes you feel so special.

>>73366466
Fucking kek

>>73366564
you what now

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>Whatever kid

>>73366575
>uuuuh whatevs kid
Haha yes! Another!

>>73366576
>if no have oven then kitchen no work bc life is like sims videogam wer white cube has oven and fire and wifout it no kitchen work
The funniest part is how you threw an impromptu "hurr I life in first worl" as if it has anything to do with kitchens.

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>>73366594
>>73366600
>Being this desperate

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>>73366626
I think a nice kitchen with all the amenities is a indicator for quality of life, you Guatemalan shitter

>>73366662
keep goign now

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>This entire thread

You know something is wrong when summer makes 4chan less tolerable than reddit.

So what are you guy's listening to? Anyone else Destroyer 666 Unchain the Wolves?

>>73366354
I really tried familia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMDkd4cMhzI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhSLM73JZi4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oJntDxMMO8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSX1ymz8y9Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo_zIcZoLC4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6AzN2xU474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WbzdHyhhbw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhwaXKs6wik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0mud2ZGAfc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EfsNB99Y_g
https://www.youtube.com
/watch?v=Q1yp8ATQ3CA (not meatl, but I wont miss a chance to shill Brainbombs)

>>73366674
A kitchen doesn't have "all the amenities" if you depend on a single block of steel to do all your cooking, you fucking deprived retard.

>>73361569
unironically my favorite album

>>73366689
I gather this is your first summer here
Also:
>lol reddit tier board
>spongebob MEEM pic

>>73366699
oh wow, no oven, no microwave, not even two sticks to rub together for fucking fire
How am I gonna heat something up, Chef?

The nu-male is immunized against all insults. One may call him a cuck, a beta, a wimp, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a nu-male and you will be astonished how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "I've been found out!"

>>73366679
No you keep

>>73366689
Borborygmus – Diarrhea of Anne Frank

>>73366725
judging by this string of posts, you should try sticking it up your arse
>>73366729
t. numale

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>>73366719

Yes, well done, continue to not talk about music. I look forward to your absence when school resumes.

>>73366747
he just keeps going it's amazing!

>>73365794

pls respond

>>73366766
Whatever kid

>>73366765
To be this butthurt

>>73366777
waste of trips desu

>>73366777

>Wasting trips

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WE DESECRATE AND LIVE IN SIN

>>73366783
>>73366794
Whatever, kid

>>73366802
fuck off

>>73366775
Whichever*

>>73366843
psh, whichever, kid

caring about post number is unironically the most summershitter thing conceivable

>>73366864
>wasting a 64

>>73366864
t. nuevo-masculino

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Strewth! I loike whats garnon in this thread, mates!

>>73366864

Fark off, Bruce! Ya didn't even get dubs, ya dopey cunt.

>>73366698
Only ones on here I'm not familiar with are Corrupted, Rectal Hygienics and Brainbombs, I appreciate it tho senpai and I'll check them out.

>>73366864
Stop everything for a second.

Do you really, really think the idea of "gets" was invented just now? Are you fucking deluded?

>>73366902
he didn't imply that all your sperglord

>>73366902
how the fuck does that follow you mongoloid

nobody that isn't fresh off the /b/oat cares about post number

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>>73366902

>There has only ever been one summer

woooooowwwww

>>73366913
>nobody that isn't fresh off the /b/oat cares about post number
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure
>>73366908
>>73366930
stay out of this, bobby

>>73366930
"gets" weren't the product of any summer, but nice try

>>73366960
Doesn't make them any less retarded

>>73366943
spot the year 1 shitter

>>73366960

actually most of the original oldfags were underage summerfags at the time, so it actually was.

>>73366978
Suuuuuuure you did
>>73366979
"gets" started appearing subtly and randomly throughout the year, less than 8 years ago

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>Time is a flat circle
>Everything we have done or will do we will do over and over and over again- forever
>The primacy of the driving will, which generates perpetual conflict with no salvation or resolution ultimately
give me some metal to quell my depression on the realization that I will literally be shitposting here for an eternity even after death, just to be rephased and reconstructed again just to be a shitposting virgin all over again

>reads a meme article on post number once
haha bros EPIC GET XD CHECKEM DUBS

>>73367012
>I just read wiki's article on Nietzsche-core
So, you want tryhard pseudophilosophical shit that ultimately doesn't hold up, yes?

>>73367019
>I wasn't there, therefore no one was
>I didn't know it, therefore you googled it
God you're so sad I almost want you to be right

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>>73367043
hit me up senpai

>>73367043
>late-era Death

>>73367070
Shit, I don't even know where to start, I guess try Obscura or some similar fedora-tier wanky modern brutal tech death
Also this >>73367083

>>73366698
you anon

my nigga

>>73367012
Nothing helps the overwhelming despair, anon. It only distracts you from it.

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>>73367012
>he believes in eternal return

>>73365778
that he doesn't like Manowar

>>73367243
>>73367012
idk

yeah thats all true, but can't you try to do things to be happy and comfy until youre dead?

like yeah life is suffering whatever, so I just suffered though school and drug addiction and mcdonalds wage slave jobs until I had my degree. Now I have a programming job I like and make a lot of mmoney to be comfy and buy whatever I want drugs or otherwise.

if you don't like programming, why not "suffer" through it, it doesnt make a difference anyway. otherwise enjoy McDonalds]


women are fun but they are overrated

>>73367320
>women are fun but they are overrated
well that came outta nowhere

>>73367012
>Everything we have done or will do we will do over and over and over again- forever


no we will become extinct anon. this is it. we do not live in an eternal loop

Recc me power metal if I dig Galneryus, Falconer, and Blind Guardian

>>73367335
>>73367335
sorry I forgot this was not r9k

and yes maybe projecting a little

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>>73367344
I hope you're right

>>73367344
Shh, the dude's been exposed to entry-level philosophy; let him enjoy the afterglow, before he has to put his trousers back on and go back to real life

>>73367344
what this guy said

>>73367335
and it actually didn't come out of nowhere. he suggested he is a shitposting virgin for eternity

N's not just asking you to imagine the convolution of an actual eternal return, this much should be obvious

it's whether you would have lived a life worth living enough to be able to make the choice of reliving every moment over and over again, asking whether you could justify your existence to that end

This general went down a very pathetic path. Yes even more pathetic than numale posting.

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>>73367386
I guess it's appropriate to post atmoshit now

Woud you relive your shitty life if it ment you could listen to your favorite album?

>>73367320
If I have to work whatsoever I don't think I can really be happy

I'm a piece of shit, I know.

>>73367401
I miss forest rock

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>>73367401
Yep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaoVdzo00lI

>>73367344

>no we will become extinct anon. this is it. we do not live in an eternal loop

really think about this.

you are not some refugee rapped and torn away from their family.

you are not some brainwashed suicide bomber trying to kill western culter because bush bombed your family.

you are not a brainless slut who accidently into heroin and now has 3 children.

you are smart enough to be posting on the internet, assuming a lot.

use your time left. carpe diem. then die.

>>73367432
fuck off redditor

>>73367432
always do the opposite of what Reddit says

>>73367432
carpe diem has no point

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Quick, while everyone's distracted, post your favourite atmoshit

>>73367432
>>>blogger.com

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>>73367461

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>>73362493
>gf

What's that

>>73367452
It's pleasurable, and seeking pleasure is the closest thing to a meaning of life we'll ever get as people (as humans, though, the meaning of life is no mystery)

>>73367012
Time is a measurement of our point in space you fucking pseudo-intellectual serf.

only death is real

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does anybody have a source to the place where you can make these things? I lost it

>>73363043
Wat fookin island r u talkin about

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>>73367461

nuance and metaphor is lost on the materialist larper

it's like poetry

>>73367492
>i_get_that_reference.gif

>>73367499
It's not lost, it's just discarded once it's accomplished its goal, which is mere aesthetic pleasure

>>73367482
is this the new nu-male chart?

BURYING SWORDS INTO EMACIATED RIBS

>>73367533
more like exercises in nu-maleism

>>73364906
He stopped doing drugs

>>73367533
Why do so many people cream themselves over this particular album? It sounds like pretty much every other album by the band, which sounds like pretty much every other 3rd wave overproduced bm album

>>73367572
marketing

>>73367533
FIfH tainted this general more than any other tripfag combined

>>73367584
By who?

>>73367572
It gives limp wristed p4k readers "da feelz"

>>73367482
seriously, somebody halp

>>73367606
You're hopeless, sorry

>>73367597
northern heritage

>>73365065
your post made me erupt fluid from my mouth

>>73367606
www.google.com

>>73366827
Whomstever* ye ol' cowfucker

>>73367622
better your mouth than your ass

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WHATCHA BLASTIN?

>>73367593
not really, all he did was post his vice noisey tier taste and get told to fuck off

>>73367593
As bad as the constant shitposting is here, at least we're rid of that cunt and his disposable pathetic 'tastemaker' recs.

Dead Embryonic Cells by Sepultura is the best metal song ever created in the history of music.

>>73367479
Therefore jerking off is the meaning of life you asshat

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>>73367646
Good shit.

>>73367572
idk, maybe I just randomly jump around genres but I happened to pick this album one day and I really enjoyed it.

I;m a metalhead for years btw

>>73367674
How is this wrong

>>73367674
it isnt?

>>73367671
this guy here


didn't even see >>73367646 but i'm listening to Arise by Sepultura

>>73367674
>reductio ad autismo

>ctrl + f
>(You)
>34 matches
it's a slow day

>>73367708
>ctrl + f
>(You)
>154 matches
lol

>>73367674
if i jerk off too much my weener turns greener

>>73367726
>ctrl+f
>(You)
>browser freezes
Eh, could be better 2bh

>>73367732
I've jerked off so much that my dick literally becomes bruised and sore for several days

I still jacked off during those several days ofc

>>73367617
>>73367606
>>73367521
thanks /metal/ lmao, you guys are literally worse than /pol/

>>73367797
t. asshurt nu-male

>>73367797
Cry harder, computer illiterate

>>73367797
go ask /mu/, falsie

>>73367797
here's another (you) my child, don't spend it all in one place!

>>73367646

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUTs7HUtFo8

>>73367797
http://collage.topsters.net/

literally googled how to make music albums collage

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>>73367646

>>73367593
no that would be dmshareguy

for all the good sharethreads he did, he was an insufferable musical positivist which set precedence and gave way for the extreme metal hegemony to fall off