/metal/ - Metal general

G A L N E Y R U S

post fun metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JO7TZGgBbOw

>>73332059
I really really enjoy this song and Advance and Vanquish as an album, but Deadly Sinners has like 3 false endings.
>okay now the songs over
>oh a solo
>okay..NOW the song is over
>okay NOW it's over. Oh it actually is

Wykydtron is the best track

>>73332142
actually it's Lord of the Storm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqX-BC7ImXU

metal for this feel?

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whatcha listnin to fagets

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Stop listening to Anime

>>73332231
no varg you *watch* anime

Maybe we overdid it the last two generals and that's why this one's so fucking dead.

>>73332331
you can only "t. numale' an anon so many times before his tendies arrive.

>>73332331
This one's dead because nobody made a thread before the last one died.

>>73332445
That has happened before, though. What hasn't happened in a good while is that the previous thread reached over 390 posts.

I actually did a new thread right after the previous one died but deleted it because no one was replying.

>>73332482
2nd wave black metal is the retarded lil bro of 1st wave BM

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>>73332445
That's probably why the cancer didn't migrate to this thread.

Can we attempt actual discussion? Quick, a hidden gem you never see discussed, bonus points if it's by one-album bands

>>73332541
>Quick, post* a
sorry me lads

Anyone surprised at how good the Australian BM scene is? Shits dank as fuck

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>>73332541
not a *hidden* gem since the names involved are quite high-profile, but it's a one-album duo that gets eclipsed by pretty much everything else Gaahl-related. It's a FUN, adrenaline-addled raw bm with subtle touches of industrial, and the cover art and album name are as shitty as they are memorable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqtqPm9sMpY

>>73332564
Not at all. Australia is like Wacko's bag. You never know what's about to come out of it, but you know it'll be great and much needed. Early OSDM, DSBM, Cybergrind, christian DM with angry, drunken Sprechgesang, the works. And that's just within the metal genre.

>>73332603
that looked like a Burka before I enlarged it

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rec me more waxtrax worship bands

>>73332630
thought it was burka but
was actually titties. What a juxtaposition

>>73332626
I'm from Australia and its always a welcome surprise finding hella good bands from my area. It seems like my country always takes a style of music and adds a bit of extremity to it.

>>73332648
Gentlemen, we have the key to converting all those I.S.I.S. extremists to our side.

Tactical white titty burqas.

>>73332661
>It seems like my country always takes a style of music and adds a bit of extremity to it.
Yes. Exactly. Noise Rock was born when Australians tried playing punk rock.

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>>73332603
I really like how Gaahls vocals changed so much over time. Only wish he would have used more variety per album instead of limiting one style per era, sometimes per band (his work on Trelldom's Til Et Annet... [1998] is probably his peak performance, and sounds nothing like what he does in Destroyer or Erotic Funeral)

>>73332681
exactly, shit like Lubricated Goat, Venom P Stinger, The Birthday Party, and Cosmic Psychos

>>73332509
And nobody replied because you didn't post it in the prior thread.

>>73332715
Speaking of: Did Sigfader ever.... do anything?

>>73332715
I just jammed Trelldom's whole discog the other day, their first 2 albums are very good.
It's a shame God Seed didn't work out for Gaahl, that one album was tight.

>>73332732
It was dead. Can't you read?

>>73332743
It was, though, a bit of a consolation prize for those of us who were immensely disappointed with Quantos[...] and Instinctus Bestialis and had enjoyed Twilight and AMSG greatly. Jotunspor is also really cool, but a lot more rock-tempo

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>>73332731
Don't forget these fuckers

on average 1 in 5 /metal/ posts contain the word nu-male

>>73332733
I think they recorded a demo? I remember looking for it years ago and giving up rather quickly

>>73332793
Damn this shit is thicc af

>>73332715
This is absolutely bestial oh my shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=558sI-iMbUE

>>73332541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAuCNDw5tUs
>turns out it's amazing
>4 track only EP
>band did nothing else
This hurts. I need more like this.

>>73332750
refer to >>73332445
Your thread wasn't an exception to this trend.

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>>73332626
>>73332661
>>73332681
>>73332731
>>73332793
Meanwhile New Zealand developed a dreamy, comfy as fuck, fuzzy jangle rock scene that ended up being huge overseas. Weird.

>>73332899
I was just commenting on how I made a thread and decided to give it a mercy killing before it reached the 11th page with 0 replies.

>>73331832
I Wish > all of their other songs

>>73332939
And I was explaining the reason it was nearing page 11 with 0 replies. People generally just migrate thread to thread instead of searching through the catalog.

>>73332971
*I knew the reason, for fuck's sake*

Is it safe to post metal now, or are we still in autistic shitpost overdrive central?

>>73333203
>>>/r/metal

>>73333203
Can you for some weird reason not see how the thread's doing so far? I think it's going great.

>>73333222
>quads+trips
wooo

RISEEEEEEEEEEE

>>73333222
In that case...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDvSYFr8NKc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPIO86jTrQQ

THAAAT'S RIGHT
I'M GONNA GET BACK UP
AND SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBfoMgllphs

WHY IS DEATH METAL SO FUCKING FUN?!

>>73333385
because R I F F S

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>>73333385
Metal isn't supposed to be "fun"

>>73333415
that's a very deathlike silence attitude, bro

Guys, how do I learn to do black metal vocals properly? Planning to make a solo project in a year or two, but need to learn vocals first.

>>73333429
GOOD.

>>73333436
Just scream incoherently like you're dying.

>>73333436
>wanting to make bedroom black metal
y tho

>>73333436
In my experience you have to find your own voice. There's no formula to it. Try varying the level of pressure and volume until you find one you can sustain and are comfortable with. Otherwise try to find a way to make it idiosyncratic instead of trying to sound like people like Pest or Hoest

>>73333472
because he might have fun doing it? I remember playing with the idea some 12 years ago. Ended up writing enough material for like four albums before realising I couldn't afford the instruments on the first place.

>>73333499
Could've been a ghost writer

who /sleepy/ here?

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Thoughts/opinions?

>>73333519
Can't sleep tonight :(

>>73333513
I'm too selfish. I didn't want anyone else involved. Also the few people I knew of who could have hypothetically lend me a hand were into minimal, raw, TH worship and my brand of bm riffing and song structure was too """adventurous""""

>>73333472
For myself.
>>73333473
Will do.

>>73333519
just wokey

>>73333519
I should go to bed, have to be up in six hours, but I'm not feeling it

>>73333558
remember also that you don't need to be super loud, that's why microphones were invented

>>73333544
>>73333570
RIP, I slept all day and I'm still tired.

>>73333650
No anon, you're tired *because* you slept all day.

>>73333650
It's not good to sleep a lot.

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Rec more dank death metal that I can buy on cassette.

>>73333753
how much is a lot? i usually sleep 12 hours

>>73333797
That much

>>73333797
9-10 hours.

>>73331832

Concerto Moon is not to bad either.

>>73333786
Venenum - Trance of Death

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Riffs this album is it.

>>73333951
Their debut is ridiculously underrated. I blame the production.

>>73333871
Sounds good, but where can I get it on cassette?

>>73334024
>cassette
oh
well... it's on vinyl

>>73334058
I tried to get into vinyl, but the aura of the cassette tape is too strong. Besides being cheaper to buy and easier to handle/store/transport, there's just something really attractive about exclusive brutal artwork on a little case like that. It's like the essence of obscurity and the occult given physical form.

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>>73334096
>

>>73333786
Browse Discogs more, nigga. YouTube too.

>>73334226

I do. Discogs is my main site. I try to use YouTube but it keeps reccing black metal and black metal is only bearable to me when it's heavily mixed with death.

awwwwwwwwww shit niggers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFoQB-q_Ji0

>>73333712
GRAAAANDMAAA

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>>73334266
USPM!

anybody have a chart that says "ancient metal" on it? i remember it has Tales From the Thousand Lakes and Epicus Doomicus Metallicus on it

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post when the first attempt at a genre or style immediately got it right

I'm pretty sure this is what Gloryhammer is spoofing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlW2poIt6nY

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>>73334776

>>73334798
well yeah, that's the Rhapsody guitarist's side project and Rhapsody is the father of those "le epic fantasy lyrics, major key, shredding guitar, orchestral synths" power metal bands

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>>73332638
>like 3teeth
>never heard of waxtrax

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R I F F S B O Y S

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krWvR0gibAI

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Any Windhand fans? Holy fuck this band is epic. It took me a very long time to get into them but when it clicked it clicked so well.

This vid is good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgs4Cy0K1-M

>>73335018
that IS epic

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>>73335018
Uncle Acid > Windhand

By miles. Most stoner doom is shit but when it's good, it's great.

>>73333786
注射針混入豚 - A History of Violence/Live Atrocities

>>73332206
Nightflight to Tokyo

>>73333301
RISE AND RISE AGAIN

>>73333712
>corpsepaint
>singing stuff like "I 'll be the first to watch your funeral, I 'll be the last to leave, I love to see you die" and describing how he laments the loss of his lover by sitting beside her tombstone

NAAAAH, THAT'S NOT BLACK METAL AT ALL YOU GUYS.

>>73334096
you get it

>>73335890
>all that over a hard rock riff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eb8HtneGiRg

>>73335890
It's not just about the image you know

>>73335977
how can you say that when black metal's principle is that it's not about a specific sound, rather it's an atmosphere

>>73335205
Uncle Acid is barely metal, and I don't like their production. 13 Candles is catchy as hell, though.

>>73334928
It was a label with lots of industrial rock bands

>>73336027
You create an atmosphere with sounds you dingus. You think atmospheric black metal is only a matter of having trees on the album cover?

>>73332681
I don't think those are exactly typical of Australian music

>>73336411
we had this discussion yesterday and it was established that Mercyful Fate were the first to experiment with disharmony.

QUESTIONS FORMED AT AN EARALY AGE
BEG ANSWERS UNASKED
SILENT CRIES
BEHIND CURIOUS EYES
RESIDES A CHILD
WHO CANNOT SPEAK

YEARS FIND A MIND ALONE
WHOSE QUESTIONS FLOW TOO DEEP FOR WORDS
CLOUDED IN A SHRED OF SILENCE
WATCHING THE WORLD GO BY
SILENT CRIES

>>73336457
I don't think that's true. I think you'd have to look into punk to know where some of black metal's ideas come from.

>>73336674
it's not about influence. Again.

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>Power Metal song starts
>DIES
>...
>IRAE

>>73335018
Yeah Windhand is great, good taste anon

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Does /meal/ like death metal?

I've never heard a good power metal riff before.

>>73337163
I liked that record when I was like 14... don't wanna say it´s "bad" but it kinda makes me cringe now

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>>73337120
>Stoner metal song starts
>fuzzy pentatonic riffing

>>73337163
see >>73337181

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>>73337271
>tech death song starts
>full wankery overload 1 second in

>>73333786
r u this fucking homo?
>>735667633

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>>73337120
>Power Metal song starts
>WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>73337181
I'm re-listening to it right now, it's actually less faggy than I remember it. Definitely a lot better than the crabcore shit it influenced.

>>73337301
>quoting non-existing post
what is this retarded meme and why is it literally everywhere

>>73331783
It was only a matter of time until designers for metal album covers started pillaging Steven Gammell.

i'm a nu-male and there's literally not you can do about it

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>>73337362
only laugh out loud in my room

>>73337362
back to your containment general
>>>/mu/metal

>>73337362
I'm nu-male and proud myself. Let's post some Glam!!! This is what real men should look like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCOrtJMQmVs

TIME IS THE HUMAN CONSTRUCT

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>it's a "power metal album where the bassist is the best part" episode

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>>73337381
Nice try, get back to your black gaze

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>black metal album is shit
what a surprise

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>>73337393
Dude bass lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9LaytkRrYs

>>73337406
Blackgaze is even worst than Glam. People are into Glam just to be contrarians and you know it.

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guys i dont enjoy this what do i do

>>73337457
Cut your genitals off and listen to glam instead.

>>73337467
its the reddit of death metal

>>73337488
This record was out before Reddit even was an idea. Are you a teenager or something?

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>>73337507

Well. /metal/ has been fun for a while but now it's just awful. See ya faggots. Keep pretending you're tough by wearing tight leather jeans.

>>73337507
>>>/r/eddit

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Thanks to the anon whom posted this, it's quite good.

>>73335018
I liked their split with Cough.

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AOTY thus far.

>>73337120
> Grindcore song sta-
> ends

>>73338160
The shorter the better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvSny73bKRc

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This girl I like is a fan of Sleep and Om (two of my favourite metal bands as well), what's some good stuff to show her? Preferably something somewhat laid back and chill. I'm thinking of more Sabbath worship, but I don't think she likes much very heavy doom. She also loves artists like Frank Sinatra Marilyn Manson.

>>73338638
that's a cartoon

>>73338638
Reverend Bizarre

>>73338638
where do you find stoner meal grills

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What do you think about this classic, guys?

>>73338699
At gigs.

>>73338699
My buddy met her through Tinder and the three of us went to Om together last November. She and I kinda hit it off.

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>get asked what music you listen to
>say metal
>actually it's 80s Hard rock

metal for this feel

>>73338942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVKy2Va7Ds0

My favourite metal genres are power and glam, i guess i am the ultimate anti-nu-male!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywFOBI0gszY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8-K4Iqjcvs

>>73338962
why is death metal so shit??, it has no rhymn, no melody, no catchiness, it's fucking shit

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This kills the nü-male.

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Metal that is literally you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIKqgE4BwAY

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What are you listening to today /metal/?

Just found out Iced Earth's new album leaked and they're my favorite band. Today is a good day.

>>73338989
finally somebody sane in this general

>>73338994
death/thrash and black/thrash are the only good extreme metal
t. powered glammie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-fT1bOexdY

>>73339022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPiLHTvHsms

>>73338989
bullshit

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>>73338989

>>73339022
I never knew I needed Iced Earth singing about pirate shit, but now all is right in the world.

This song is the prove that death metal sucks and it shows what death metal is, fucking farts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNhN6lT-y5U

>>73339101
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKpJDb2GuQw

You're wrong.

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Is this THE best thing Zakk Wylde has every one, full album wise?

Not counting Book of Shadows

>>73339114
that's black metal

>>73338989
disdain for weaklings

>>73339123
>every one
Ever done* fucking autocunt

>>73339130
>death metal album is black metal

>>73339130
>Riffside Journey
>black metal
What?

>>73339123
actually yes, but I wish it wasnt so ungodly long

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>>73338989

Black metal sucks too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jfon11JIRg

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Am I really the only one here who has listened to this?

https://youtu.be/BbyItC7L-Fo

>>73339190
Eh, it's only over an hour long, it's not so bad. Besides almost every song in this album is very good to great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjjXeq7DK8E
Always fun to come back to this.

>>73339321
CC is sellout

how did death metal go from this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRuRYm0rfPE
to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fwnuc-4pbak

>>73339364
when a genre of music is based on being offensive and tasteless you just gotta keep pushing

>>73339364
Easy, the 80s finished long time ago, the 90s killed metal

>>73339364
>tfw new Cheerleader Concubine/Dehumanizing Itatrain Worship split soon

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Listening to Riffside Journey after being exposed to heavy shilling in this thread.

[spoiler] it's good [/spoiler]

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>>73339364
>Omae wa mou shindeiru
Lost it.

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Is this AOTY?

>>73339484
What's your favorite riff thus far?

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What's /metal/s opinion on Voivod?

>>73339540
Best prog metal band.

>>73339540
Can't get into them. Don't know why.

>>73339558
Same

>>73339534
There are actually too many to keep track.

Can I get some /meal/ that will /fuck/my/shit/up/?

>>73339540
Worst prog metal band.

>>73339540
Great prog shit and one of my favorite cosmic bands.

>>73332519
>1st wave is anywhere close to as dark as 2nd wave

>>73339540
their first 2 albums are fun crossover thrash
the Killing Technology / Dimension Hatross / Nothingface trilogy is godly
Angel Rat and The Outer Limits are great softer prog metal
everything after for the exception of Phobos (which is an underrated masterpiece of industrial thrash) is meh

>>73339566
>>73339558
they're kind of an acquired taste
I used to don't care at all for them, but it eventually clicked
I think you should focus on the storytelling of their albums, it really fits the music

>>73338989
what the fuck

>>73339130
you have just shown your true nature, pleb

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>NSBM Mgła

wtf is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOpHDRgbeIo

>>73339675
What's an easy one to get into? I've tried a few but they got boring for me.

Any good rec. for Melodic Death/Doom Metal
Dawn of solace, Saturnus etc

>>73339874
Dimension Hatröss
it was the first one to click with me, although not on first listen

>>73339854
>Diamond Head
It's gay...

>>73339930
>not wanting to be gay

>>73339942
I prefer girls, nothing personal kid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIM4gmho8P0

>>73339976
>not preferring girls (male)

>>73339540
awesome, Dimension Hatross, Killing Technology and Nothingface are all 10/10 albums.

>backlog keeps growing but the more I listen to music I get tired of it
Metal for this feel?

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What are the worst trends in metal nowadays?

>inb4 atmoshit

thank god gl*m is dead

>>73340377
wannabe kvlt shit and over produced death/thrash

>>73340377
power metal with no POWER

>>73340377
this >>73340387

>>73340377

>muh ritualistic black metal
>thrash revivalism that's overproduced
>trying-too-hard grind

>>73339321
>that happy cartoon guitar tone
kek
>>73339342
expalin

>>73340492
>generic overproduced cookie monster garbage
>not generic

>>73338638
the machine

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>>73338638
turn her into a glam girl

>>73340445
>trying-too-hard grind
name a band

>>73338994
>tfw no Horde 2 video yet

Post /metal/ that doesn't sound like anything else

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>tfw the only good metal release this year will be instrumental
feels bad, but i'm just happy it's happening

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>>73340941

>>73340823
gl*m is garbage

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Post your red flags /metal/

For me:
>Nuclear Blast
>Napalm Records
>Band describes their music with some retarded self-invented genre
>"FEMALE FRONTED EPIC SYMPHONIC MASTERPIECE!!!"
>Groove metal
>Progressive metal
>Melodic death metal

I'm sure there's more but these are the ones that immediately come to my mind.

>>73338989

>catchiness
>in a genre thats focus is being abbrasive as possible

Dumbest poster ITT

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>>73341188
>Lyrical themes: Anti-fascism

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Opinions about this masterpiece of DUDESATANLMAO-core?

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*blocks your path*

>>73341482
HOW CAN I BE A HERO
WHEN MY DICK IS BIG AS A SHOE

>>73341386
Ketzer did it better

>>73341188
>uses HM2, doesnt have the riffs to back it up

>>73341188
Incantation worship
I dunno what happened but there are a lot of talentless hacks in the latest years who play "IN THE VEIN OF INCANTATION JUST LIKE OLDSCHOOL DUDE XDD"

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>>73341273
>>Lyrical themes: mythology christian

>>73341040
Leprous sounds abit like Devin Townsend tho.

Glamfaggots genocide fucking when

Ive never seen people talk about Cynic, why is that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-fOpoLtj7U

>>73341924
shits gay bro

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>>73341909
never since glam is needed to keep metal free from nu-males

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>>73341188
>"post-metal" / atmospheric sludge metal
>overdetailed album covers
>lyrical themes: politics
>grind album with tracks over 2 minutes
>literally WHOs bands with music videos on big labels youtube channels

>>73341924
I love them. How Could I is my favorite from Focus.

>>73341953
glam is second only in numaleness to post-sludge

How do I get deeper into Stoner Metal? I've listened to Sleep, OM and Electric Wizard but not sure where to go from here.

>ywn fuck the singer after a symphonic corsetcore show

>>73341995
Reverend Bizarre and Saint Vitus. Warning and Cough, too. Desire and Doom VS I forgot to mention.

hey I'm back

>>73342020
none of those outside of Cough are stoner metal

>>73342088
The bands he listed are more doom than stoner

>>73342062
We missed you anon, but now that YOU'RE back, perhaps the nu-male menace can be repelled after all

>>73342215
heh, YEAH!

liking traps is not gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1I3JLVs8YI
t. powierfag

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>>73340941
prove me wrong
(please)

Truth bombs: glamfags and weebpowershits are nu-males in denial

>>73342088
They're virtually the same thing. If you like Sleep you'll 99% sure like Reverend Bizarre and Saint Vitus.

>>73341188
>it's from the U.S.
>was released after 2012
>was released after 2009 and isn't at least somewhat experimental

>>73342298
Fleurety, In the Woods and Solefald

>>73340377
"""dissonance"""
>>73340408
also this

>>73342301
>""""truth bombs"""
>proceeds to post something extremely obvious
Wow, you must be some sort of genius

>>73340844
all of them

>>73342330
No. No, no. I love those bands, but they never released anything that sounds like WIW.

>>73342301
no, power and glam are best buddies that fight against nu-males

>>73341960
>lyrical themes: politics

just leave

>>73342301
t. insecure extremeshitter

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have prog album covers gone too far?

>>73341995
>Stoner Metal

just stop

>>73342301
mediocre bait

>>73342298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlY6fnwgElU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXWUHJYrKiA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_YNGyY4r_A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQQK2fGDQbA

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>>73342251
There's nothing wong with liking versailles

>>73342372
There's nothing wrong with not listening to metal injected with someone's inane political opinions

>>73342372
t. pizza thrasher n°1

>>73342416
Versailles is great

>>73342372
pizzathrashnigger please leave the hall

>>73342411
>Czral's rock project
>two imitators
>a band that while innovative and unique, sounds nothing like VBE as already established
Well at least you tried.

>>73342416
Versailles makes me feel like a girl (no homo)

>>73342460
Virus, Manimalism and Whirling still sound a lot like VBE, as you requested

>tfw look like fag
meal for this feel?

>>73342430
>>73342450
I have never had a trip here, nor do I lsiten exclusively or mostly to thrash

>>73342422
why don't you just go listen to Christina Aguilera then? Nothign worng with that either.

>>73337120
Metallica set starts
>YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!

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>>73342481
They really, really don't. Even pic related sounds more like VBE and still it's far off the mark

>>73342514
They do though, whether that's of your liking or not

>>73342507
>he doesn't listen to Christina Aguilera
t. pleb

>>73342394
thanks

>>73342528
sure

>>73342482
>glamtrannies and powerfags vs blackies and deathfags
just a normal day here in /meal/

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>>73342470
Versailles makes me feel like like i'm 15 again, sexually confused

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>>73338962

Guys we shouldn't have battles amongst ourselves
we must unite to t.nu-male this board and take over it

https://youtu.be/eaMbKZPBruU
https://youtu.be/RSI0Kj5aclg
https://youtu.be/8brHIRqvoOw
https://youtu.be/0yCzN7pPQHE

Just listen

>>73342637
>Electric Wizard
Anon, I...

>>73342637
>Just listen to memedoom
lol no thanks

>>73342637
DUDE

>>73340602
thats not the definition of a sellout

>>73342721
CC sold, just look at most of their records in early 2000

>>73342678
It's not all just doom metal, there's like a mix of stoner rock/doom metal and sludge.

>>73342779
fuck off namefag

>>73342797

>>73342779
Stoner and sludge are both doom subgenres you clueless fuck

>>73342786
The originality

>>73342779
>namefag
KILL YOUSELF YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

>>73342862
<3

AM I GAY?
YES I AM!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbgv587ooNM

>>73342803
I had no clue, makes sense how I transitioned from listening to stoner rock into doom metal. My bad, still learning the ropes.

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