Now playing edition.
NC-17 scooby doo chase music
I dedicate this thread for Nu-male posting
in for best girls in metal
post scooby-doo chase music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKxkj4OaAq4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Su3W6GsKZhk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WayVS0gnBNc
Is this still shitposting general?
>>73342902
No, it's Polish old metal general
>>73342949
Post Old Metal
post nu-male filters
>>73342963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fChbtjqtMo
>>73342797
>lost of mercy
just write in your native language you fucking culturally cucked fucks
>>73343000
you first
>>73343000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jQnZu2FJDM
any good MeloDeath charts
>>73343043
Who gives a shit. Many cult metal albums have poor english lyrics but it only adds its charm.
it finally leaked in my pants
What'cha' blastin' /meal/?
>>73343093
neo-boy spotted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zmt-2d29we0
what did they mean by this?
>>73343091
>it only adds its charm.
No it doesn't you easily entertained monkey
>>73343093
who cares about Igorrr past Moisissure, though? It's not like the album's gonna surprise you or present you with anything new.
>>73343425
I entertained your mom's ass tonight. Check her out
>>73343452
wow rude
>>73343452
Ebin reply my man
come up with the worst possible meatl subgenres
>deathgaze
>techsludge
>corsetslam
DUDE WEED
>>73343546
nu-glam
>>73343546
glam
Is Vampire any good?
>>73342797
>pic related, currently spinning
>>73343557
Best album
>>73343546
black, death, doom, the list could go on...
>>73343546
funeral screamo
>>73343585
Forgot pic, silly me.
>>73343546
glam
>>73343546
any extremecuck metal genre
>>73343587
>>73343641
fucking glammies I swear
>>73343546
slamglam
or glamslam if you prefer
>getting into metalcore
>>73343696
Alive or just Breathing by KSE is unironically good. Converge is cool too if you call if metalcore like some people do.
More like this?
>>73343716
literally every other dissoshit album
just check out the similar artists section on metallum you fuck
>>73343684
that would at least be funny
>>73343546
post-80s extreme metal is shit
>>73343546
Metalstep
>>73343738
t. numale
Rec me some Melodeath. Chart would be preferable
So I've been trying to get into Power Metal, and I noticed I fancy stuff reminiscent of Sonata Arctica. Could anyone please give me some stuff that's like them?
Thanks in advance,
The Captain.
>>73343747
like Attack Attack?
>>73343760
only nu-males listen to dissoshit anyway
>>73343767
Intestine Baalism is the best. Check anatomy of the beast right now.
>>73343000
Nice trips, checked
bretty good
>>73343798
WIMPS & POSERS
>>73343769
>I fancy stuff reminiscent
>>73343090
>>73343767
old Amorphis and Carcass's Heartwork
>>73343767
>this entire image
>that flag in the background
my sides
>>73343807
What is this, an album for ants?
>>73343847
Demons by Bloodshot Dawn, friend.
>>73343769
I don't know shit about Power Metal aside from the obvious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NR2DxSuCu3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i45qUUI1blA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPZ47_qMqYA
>>73343769
stratovarius I'd say.
>73343824
You don't deserve any (You)s glam fag
SISISI LA FAMINE !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-thS9LdGUQY
I STICK MY FINGERS IN MY--
FOO' FO' YO' LOVIN' NO MOH'
>>73343924
ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>73343873
same. i was just gonna rec Nightwish
Rec me some girlpower metal
only discovered about a month ago that Alcest had released a new album last year. I've always been a fan since their first two proper albums. Not a huge fan though. I liked their music, it sounded nice. Always kinda thought Neige was a bit of a faggot and his whole "dream world" gimmick was a bit gay desu. But I've developed a much deeper appreciation of everything they (he) has done after coming across this album and subsequently revisiting all of their previous stuff. Including Shelter, which I hadn't really given a chance but it turns out it's a pretty fucking great album even though it has no metal elements whatsoever.
seriously tho desu lads. just give "Eclosion" a listen. pure cummies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azhI9WSWpPk
The other standout track on Kodama has to be "Oiseaux de Proie".
When Niege goes full shouty mode at 3:17 tho desu lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwE5FG-pIdk
Shit's pretty fucking great, especially when you realise the song is specifically about the Bataclan attacks and/or other shitskin happenings over the past few years.
Daily reminder that when he was a teenager, Niege recorded a demo tape called "Aryan Supremacy".
>>73343958
Unironically Evanescence. Listen to their self-titled album.
>>73343980
Wtf I love Alcert now
>>73343988
>Evanescence
nigga
At least rec Within Temptation or something....
>>73343958
Dark Moor first three albums
>>73343958
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hraBdfH2xfI
>>73343546
US metal
>>73343182
>Liquid
>>73343738
>dissoshit
It sounds like your average modern well produced black metal, dude.
Do you like it, anon?
>>73343716
https://www.metal-archives.com/band/ajax-recommendations/id/3540292116
>>73343988
that's death metal
>>73344072
Ebin meme my friend
>>73343980
Le Secret and Souvenirs D'un Autre Monde are absolutely amazing and essential, not to mention influential
Écailles De Lune is """"ok""""
Everything else is unironically, truly, literally, legitimately numale shit that you should only listen to if you consider music to be yet another accessory to adorn your lacklustre, lame, crippled personality.
>>73342797
https://youtu.be/0yCzN7pPQHE
https://youtu.be/eaMbKZPBruU
https://youtu.be/RSI0Kj5aclg
https://youtu.be/8brHIRqvoOw
Memedoom
>>73344059
yes I like
>>73343798
THE CLASH OF HONOR CALLS
>>73344059
Are you promoting your channel by any chance?
>>73344099
tangg u :-D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNGEQmzDLR0
I love this album so much !!
>>73344114
add Pallbearer and Elder
WHY WONT THE NEW DYING FETUS ALBUM LEAK ALLREADY AAASDKUDFNGHDGKN
>>73344156
wtf
>>73344177
It's a good album but who cares
>>73343775
Kind of. I was thinking of bro-metal (such as Five Finger Death Punch) mixed with brostep if you catch my drift. Thanks for the example too.
>>73344196
Because they're the wrong band to leak with
Artificial Vektor - Wrong Magma to Fuck With
>>73344192
Elder and Pallbearer? Anon.. I think I love you
>>73344228
Sorry dude, it's not late winter/early spring anymore
>>73344114
>>73344281
>nu-doom
Do you like this one, anon?
>>73344114
>>73344425
Warning and Reverend Bizarre
Whoever put this in the numale chart needs to get fucked.
https://youtu.be/HEFZiG_kNLQ https://youtu.be/0y2g0g3r6hY https://youtu.be/0yCzN7pPQHE https://youtu.be/N99KPZ2RsoM https://youtu.be/RSI0Kj5aclg https://youtu.be/eaMbKZPBruU https://youtu.be/8brHIRqvoOw https://youtu.be/tqMfWwnLtKg
Updated memedoom
>>73344472
Are you trying to make some kind of a joke?
>>73344472
>cascadian black metal
>>73344510
seems to me he IS some kind of a joke
A R G H O S L E N T
This kills the numale.
>>73344617
>lyrics about rapes, infant slaying, torturing, gore etc
>It's OK that's how death metal is
>lyrics that hint at racist ideas
>Wtf that's over the line >:(
>>73344665
This shills the nu-male
>>73344679
Being an intolerant shitlord is worse than being a pedophilic sadist murderer
>>73344718
>shill metal
What is essential /jew/ metal?
>>73344774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq1_i-5FU2E
Where do I start with 5 fingers death punch?
>>73344809
5 fingers death fisting your anus
>>73343182
A great fucking album
ZOMBEEEH CIRCLE PIT
SHOW ME SHOW ME
This kills the numale
>>73344862
me on the left
>>73344824
>t. nu male
>>73343182
furious crust
>>73343182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J9MDi-Twuw
>>73344862
if you're gonna have a nigger in the band it might as well be anti-numale
>>73343546
Djent Glam
>>73344679
literally who thinks that way
the people who cry because hurr racism are also quick to denounce pretty much any metal lyrical theme that isn't muh fantasee dragen forest tfw-no-gf numale bullshit
>10 page sociology paper due at midnight about the empowering qualities of wearing a pantsuit
>too busy blasting obscure Czech tech death
metal for this feel?
>>73344957
Pantsuits are objectively hideous
listen to glam I guess
>>73344957
Just kill your prof with steel, duh
>>73344742
earn that paycheck commie
>>73343182
A-am I a nu male...?
>>73344984
You might be nu-male curious
>>73344984
half the album is power metal and the other half is nu-male
>>73344984
you might be an ant
meal for this big mac combo?
>>73344957
>10 page sociology paper about the empowering qualities of wearing a pantsuit
I refuse to believe this is real
>>73345020
top fucking kek
>>73344984
Iced Earth is alright in my book
>>73344957
found the nu-male
>>73344774
https://youtu.be/C09XcI7eJTA
>>73345019
>he needs to open album-arts to full size on 4chan
btw you must be that faggot right? >>73343847
>>73345035
Well it is a meme field after all
>>73345058
try again sweaty
>>73345048
In all likelihood what you found is a Trigglypuff
>>73344984
No you just prefer the boring bands over the good ones it seems
Is this the catchiest Death Metal song ever written? Honestly how can you not headbang along to the chorus every single time.
https://youtu.be/UBfoMgllphs
>>73344984
For saving thumbnails yeah.
>>73345385
not even the best song on the album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxkwxY_8Rg8
>>73345385
Holy shit I forgot this band existed for years
>>73345416
I know that, but we are talking catchy here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izpqDWN5iVQ
post superior power metal
>>73345404
>If you posted it that means you saved it
new?
>>73345440
>>73345439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bF3vck3cL3c
>>73345439
https://youtu.be/U5lXZEawufc
Lost Horizon is the best Power Metal band to have ever existed.
>>73345439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRQ6thP8D0w
>not having tits in your power metal video
>>73345439
Can't go better than this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VC4nE6M1-v8
>>73345494
What tits?
>>73345439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hL-iO86vdI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-YInkeNl54
>>73345543
I would hardly call those tits.
yo anyone can post the nu-male chart?
girlpower metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K74cqulhsMM
>>73345548
G A L N E Y R U S I S B E S T
https://youtu.be/AZIm--AVkp4
>>73345494
>not having porn stars in your glam metal video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZvZLJedEcw
>>73345575
>>73345439
>>73345470
>>73345483
>>73345494
>>73345507
>>73345525
>>73345548
>>73345592
POWER METAL is the only form of metal that is PURE
>heavy metal
too much blues/rock
>thrash
too much punk
>black
too much punk
>death
too much grind/punk
>doom
too much rock/blues
>power metal
PURE METAL
>>73345631
Did someone say pure
https://youtu.be/SYdbLfLnIHk
>>73345631
THIS
>power metal
Too much glam. Oh wait, there can't possibly be TOO much glam
Perfect
fuck entry level glamvestites and powernerds
Post /meal/ videos with big meaty tits in them.
https://youtu.be/LqAkH583oCQ
https://youtu.be/pl7SonqCNzI
>>73345594
god weren't the 80s just the best decade for everything
>>73345656
glam is IMPURE too much rock in it
>>73345677
who is this slampig
>>73345594
I am now very hard, thanks.
>i hate glam and power metal
>>73345762
glam and power are for fags
>>73345470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc0UcttnLA0
far superior hammerfall song
>>73345775
>t. Huge fag
>>73345428
THIS is the catchiest Bloodbath song though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NV8dV23SLY
>>73345800
Still like eaten more desu. The intro on that track is very very nu-male tbqhwy
>>73345775
better to be a poofter than a nu-male listening to extreme meme genres
>>73345859
extreme meatl is the only good meal
>>73345851
eaten is a fucking meme, it's their worst song
give me death metal that goes like dubnm dubm dub mdbu mdbnum at 60 bpm
>>73345687
AIDS
>>73345943
Please describe that again using vocaroo
Can we all agree than Mikael Akerfeldt has the best growls in metal?
>>73345932
The guitar tone on the track you posted is a meme desu
>>73345965
No we cannot
>>73345965
Mikeals harsh vocals are very underwhelming, like most of Opeth.
>>73345983
I didn't post I hate bloodbaths first album desu
>>73345999
What are you talking about? He has the strongest growls
>>73346047
No, he really doesn't. There are loads better harsh vocalists out there.
>>73346069
yeah, like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MLrWgXAOyo
>>73345677
pig nose
>>73345677
>tfw had 2 gfs that had a similar body type in high school
>never saw them nekkid or did the naughty
metal for this feel?
>>73346165
>never saw them nekkid or did the naughty
You didn't have girlfriends. You had girl friends.
>>73346165
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBwf0asrvG8
>>73346194
>when the riffs are thicker than the girls
>>73346194
>>73346194
Post metal with great lyrics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnuckdJxyU8
Burying swords into emaciated ribs
Tired naked souls
Could no longer walk
Exotic filthy mongrel dogs
Fettered to failure
By a flawed genome
With laziness indelible and inherent
The pitch brutes lived
At the end of the whip
Burying swords into emaciated ribs
Tired naked souls
Could no longer walk
Exotic filthy mongrel dogs
Fettered to failure
By a flawed genome
>>73346284
t.
>>73346284
How is this post-metal?
>>73346284
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fxFRS4d9O0
The European taste for sugar cane
Tobacco in thick
Precious leafy fronds
Amenities not found in colder climates
Are sought
Above the steaming jungle
Lies snowy heights of honor
Foundations of empire are laid
On sweating backs of nigger slaves
To alien invaders flesh was made
An offering for economic gain
Lives traded for tusks of ivory
Are sought
Above the steaming jungle
Lies snowy heights of honor
Foundations of empire are laid
On sweating backs of nigger slaves
I'm a nu-male and I'm tired of everyone pretending it matters or that I'm less worth as a person because of it. You can all meme yourselves out of existence, doesn't change the fact that we're pretty much where humanity is headed. Yeah I might be a cucked BLACKED pegged manlet piece of shit, but soon enough everyone will be. And those disgusting, fat, triggered tumblr SJW "females" with a title in imaginary taxonomy are also the future.
It's awful and I hate it, but it's inevitable. I'm a nu-male, that's right. I listen to feelsy post-avant-atmoblackgaze and like putting things up my arse and whatever. As I said, soon enough we all will be.
Except the lucky ones who can muster enough courage to end their lives, but of course, being a nu-male, I will never know courage in my entire, possibly obscenely long life.
Pic related, it's my favourite album of all times. It gives me *mmmuh feels*
>Eyehategod have started recording a new album
Oooooo
>>73346598
why, what made them think it was necessary
>>73346598
Let's they finish before Mike IX almost dies again
>>73346598
cool, hope they will finish it in the next 10 years.
which one of you numales wrote this shit
https://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/Cannibal_Corpse/Butchered_at_Birth/1525/drummingnerd99/381902
>>73346734
"I know entry level DM bands and that's it," - the review
>>73346734
that review might be amateurish but the album is good
>>73346333
ILL-SUITED FOR LEADERSHIP
NATURE BESTOWED HER FOULEST PIGMENTATION UPON THEM
MUCH LIKE A SCAR
>>73346775
t. drummingnerd99
Recommend some metal for this gent.
>>73346817
Arghoslent - Incorrigible Bigotry
>>73346817
motley crue - dr. feelgood
>>73346817
raven breaking the chain
what do i listen to after this?
>>73346919
whatever the fuck you feel like, you numale
>>73346943
you nigger loving swine, do not call me a numale. i just wanted something that would be a step up from obscura.
>>73346959
>step up from obscura
You're hopeless
>>73346969
ive been listening to brutal prog like cause for effect and ebu gogo, but i need something more. what you said is true.
>>73346998
Those bands sound nothing like Gorguts. Also I guess you could try pic related, as long as you don't mind the fact that, technically, it's black metal
>>73343546
Slamgaze
>>73346998
>ive been listening to brutal prog like cause for effect and ebu gogo, but i need something more.
>>73347017
i know they sound nothing alike but they share intensity and technical proficiency. been listening to a lot of chaining the katechon.
>>73347027
dont you even start with me boy.
>>73344788
based
>>73343546
blackened nu-metal
>>73347039
How about Ulcerate or Portal?
>>73347072
not too into ulcerate but ill check portal out. any specific album i should listen to? thanks
>>73345594
miss arkansas is the best
>>73347118
First one. Murky and claustrophobic; it sounds like hell. Second one is their most lauded but I think it pales in comparison with their debut and their third album.
>>73346184
what if he made out with them?
>>73343767
you've heard Slaughter of the Soul right?
>>73347168
thanks again. will definitely check those out.
post god-tier live albums
>>73344809
you don't
>>73347240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6L7equt5ZM
>>73347177
Girls sometimes make out with their friends. Doesn't mean shit.
>>73347240
>>73347347
>ywn get high and play Halo all night while watching scene girls make out ever again
>>73347372
Never did that, and I'm pretty glad. Sounds like a pathetic way to spend a night.
>>73347369
probably my favorite grind band ever but the Doombringer setlist could've been better desu
>>73347403
Still, though, the sound, the energy, the tight interplay
>>73347390
>hahaha, joke's on him I'm actually gay
i wonder if wonderbeast still posts as anon and how he feels about power metal being memed more than death/black nowadays
is slam nu-male?
What's some good experimental metal besides Gorguts - Obscura?
>>73347527
be more specific
>>73347502
it cant be any less
I spent the weekend in jail, what albums did I miss?
>>73346284
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qx6mPlQ30g
So you're proud of being poor
Nothing changes nothing
You eat your skin
'Cus your soul never existed
Screw you and your world
Perpetually cut with lies
I could stand the pain for long enough
But the taste is just too bitter
Good NSBM?
>>73347969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nadR9ih6gCg
Can anyone explain how Deafspell Omega is black metal?
>>73348088
Can you offer an explanation on how it's not?
>>73348088
Because they're a Blut aus Nord clone
>>73348113
>how
can my numetal tastes be saved?
>Deathspell Omega
>>73348180
>no deafheaven
>no deathspellomega
>no alcest
are you even trying to bait us
>>73348199
i forgot alcest but i ran out of space anyway
dont like the others
>>73348221
>dont like the others
You don't like any of the albums you posted, you weakass troll
>>73348235
but i do
>>73344108
ecailles de lune is goat, what are you on about
>>73348318
It's bland and uninspired and it only manages to stay afloat because Alcest was already an established name by then and everyone was expectant of what was to come after Souvenirs
>>73348294
I miss Jesse posting
>>73348401
you're seeing it
>>73348414
seeing what?
>>73348360
yeah idk i like both ecailles and les voyages
>>73348427
>les voyages
There is literally nothing wrong with atmoblack.
EVERYTHING YOU SEE, I SEE
EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH, I FEEL
ALL THOSE LITTLE THINGS YOU DO
TRUST ME, I KNOW THEM TOO
>We are confined, to the nature of reality
>Where the failure of our system, will be the end of our dream
>Between the fields of darkness, before and after we exist
>Earth is a spiritual place, but there is nothing after this
best tech death album of the 2000s
>>73348105
there's no riffs
>>73348817
a) legitimately wrong
b) how would that prove it's not black metal
>>73348830
if there's no riffs it's not metal
>>73348817
>DsO
>no riffs
>>73348846
That doesn't make sense in at least three ways
>73348866
t. professional cockgobbler
>>73348866
t. hasn't listened to SMRC
>>73348830
>>73348851
>>73348867
>>73348881
It's a meme.
But besides that, if you came to /meal/ for any kind of actual discussion, you're retarded.
>>73348912
>if you came to /meal/ for any kind of actual discussion, you're retarded.
The first half of the previous general, when all the summerchildren were presumably asleep, was great.
>tfw horny
/meal/ for this feel
>>73348978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMTAkIDRHiA
qt
>>73348978
Here's some meal for you
*unzips dick*
>>73348978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GHLG6S4b2A
>>73349010
>*unzips dick*
ouch
New thread >>73349101
"nu-male" count for this thread
15 instances of "nu-male"
10 instances of "numale"
2 instances of "nu male"
for a grand total of 27
>>73343000
i'm a nu male and I love Razor
t. nu-male
>>73349220
Don't forget "nü-male" with an umlaut.
>>73349434
Jokes on u, chrome pick up ü when searching for a regular u
>>73349220
Are you going to do this every general now? It'll get old quickly
>>73349220
What about versions in other languages, or pictures of nu-males with greentext?
>>73349706
Im just a simple accountant
>>73346734
>I'm pretty sure for 1991, that NO ONE else was doing what Chris Barnes was doing with his vocals, or playing death metal the way these guys do.
lol what a dumb newfag
Hey so Dragonforce and Pallbearer are coming to my home town and I was wondering if they are worth going to? Are they any good live? Any of you had experience going to there shows?
They arent super priey being 50$ Australian for Pallbearer and 70$ Australian for Dragonforce.
>>73350423
no, no and no
>>73350423
Pallbearer rips, DragonForce may as well just be a backing track played from an ipod