ITT: albums that will get you mad pussy

not your mom's mixtape

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>>73289555
Cause the chicks dig it

>>73289571
not yours either ;)

If you think albums will get you pussy, you've got another thing coming. Girls don't care about music or art, and they're not impressed by your shitty taste.

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Clearly there is only one way to get a girl to fuck on the first date; Ringo Starr.
Play some Ringo and she won't forgive herself if you don't go all the way tonight

>>73289584
Shut up Brandon.

>>73289584
Listening to CKY, even to get pussy, makes you a plebeian of the highest order. It's better to be a virgin than to listen to that kind of pleb filth.

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Anything by these fags. Or at least you'll get a certain kind of girl, not sure if you'll want to see her naked though

>>73289597
This. You beta virgins will never learn. Ask for her number like a man, invite her over to smoke with you because girls love vapid things like drugs, play some garbage top 40 music because girls can't be bothered to look for anything else, fuck her, and never talk to her again.

>>73289635
If you're into fat mall goths that smell like sweat and cloves

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Find me ONE girl who doesn't love Neutral Milk Hotel. Just ONE.
Bitches love Anne Frank and Jesus Christ.

>>73289555
None.

>>73289635
posted this to fuck with Brandon huh?

>>73289655
What, you saying they don't deserve love too?
I'm down with that, I am a man of very little standards. I broke them faster than I could lower them

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>>73289698
Nah, I'd have posted these guys if I wanted to fuck with that dude.
But I do notice most girls like all three of these bands.

>>73289698
>>73289698
Allison, get off /mu/.
:D

Reggaeton

If u want a qt lightskin or indian put some J. Cole or Drake

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Prince stole so much from this sexy sexy creature

>>73289555
some EXTREMELY rare demo of a popular band like SOAD, Green Day, or any like those.

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For when you're trying to fuck a white girl who won't even look at a nigger.

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Conor is a woman dominator

>>73289824
And your face when she brings her best girl, Shaniqua, to come have drinks with you?

>>73289854
Kev is the one true Patrician woman dominator. Faggot.

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>>73289888
Fuck off back to /b/, Kevdog

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I can't believe this wasn't the first answer.

>>73289791
What about you get off /MU/ and go do something productive then fucking around on here at almost 2 in the afternoon on a saturday?

>>73289620
t. virgin who takes the pleb/patrician buzzwords seriously

You need to go back, buddy.

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>>73289929
At least I'm contributing you fucking plebeian, now go search through girls' FB profiles you wonky-eyed, Kanye loving, fake ass alpha being, shorts above the knee wearing, rapidly balding, hover handing your female friends motherfucker.

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MFW a girl asks me to play pretty much all the music in this thread

>>73290002
I think that comment was directed at me bud.

>>73290002
>AFI
Are you trying to pull off underage girls?

>>73290002
>shorts above the knee wearing

why would you wear shorts below the knee? they make you look shorter and like a goofy kid.

>>73290062
>cargo shorts

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>>73289555
Summer of '15 was fucking perfect.

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>>73290062
>they make you look shorter and like a goofy kid.
say that to my face kid

>>73290327
>Brandon likes Kevin Smith
Doesn't surprise me.

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>>73289555

cat

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>>73289555
duh

Girls don't listen to full albums. Do you guys even go outside? Just play some Pop music or better yet don't play anything at all. Watch a movie

>>73289677
lol

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Madonna in general

>>73290981
this

>>73290981
She might think you're gay though

>>73290997

this

t. girl

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This guy and his music taught me all I need to know about how to treat a woman right.

>>73289555
https://youtu.be/3PLmGPeLsJY

>>73290981
>>73289923
These

>>73289923
>>73290981
These and Meme Demarco

>>73291583
*tips fedora*

Beach House
Bob Marley

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>>73291669
I tried Metal Machine Music but the hoes weren't biting.
So I gave them the Lennon treatment

>>73291583
>(Bom bom bom bompa bom) Sail the ship
>(Bompa bom) Chop the tree
>(Bompa bom) Skip the rope
>(Bompa bom) Punch your wife
wdhmbt

>>73289677
unironically this

>>73290298

How is the album almost 2 years old, dafuq

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I've never heard of a girl NOT dropping her panties to the voice of Rob Thomas.

>>73289555
anything people refer to as "indie" which is released on a major label

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college girls love this shit

>>73290505
so fucking worth it.

college chicks love shitty mumble rap / trap / whatever the fuck top 40 music. fucking sickens me I gotta pretend to be into that stupid bullshit to get laid

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>>73294496

>>73294896
YES

>>73294896

>tfw no psycho gf

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>>73294919

>>73289603
Ringo Deathstarr?

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>>73295141
>clothed sex

>>73295012
I don't know why but this is hilarious.

>>73289620
I'm a patrician and I own the cd, pwned bitch

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>>73289555
duh

>>73291583
by getting fucked on acid and beating the shit out of them physically and mentally?

gud rolemodel

>>73295198
>pwned bitch
the fuck is this? early 2000s? get the fuck outta here

>>73295141
waifu anime tbg

>>73289677
i've shown it to lots of girls and often they're not feeling it. That's how I can tell they have good taste.

>>73295141

Came and went all at the same time.

And with a 10/10 no less.

Lucky.

>>73294896
normalizing violence against women, nice job batfag

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>>73297183

>>73295141
The practical effects in this is awesome, where's this from?

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>>73289555
>tfw rosamund pike will never slit your throat while sitting on your head

why evne live

>>73290279
You trynna have kids nigga?
We're just talking about casual hookups

>>73297366
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>>73294896
how is this relevant

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>>73297376

gone girl

>>73295141
kino

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>>73297463

rosamund pike is always relevant

>>73297467
Thanks.

>>73297486
>>>/tv/

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>>73290981
This a way better album that works as a pussy magnet as well

>>73297527
weren't you literally just complaining about your posting derailing threads

did you really need to use your trip to ask that question just now

>>73297527
fuck off tripfag

>>73297555
checked

>>73297366
normalizing wasting precious liquids

Vampire Weekend

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>>73298272

wew

>>73299483

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>tfw country girl gf I had in high school told me she wanted to listen to my music because I wasn't opening up about it and was listening to country music for 3 odd months.
>Chose this as a primer (wanted to throw on the fragile or anything earlier but she was still a normie)
> By Sunspots wee were fucking for the first time.
>Stopped for a bit and threw on TDS right after because she actually liked it.
>Went fucking nuts to The Becoming and Reptile.

She went from a Johnny Cash fag to a Trent fag in one listen.

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bitches love fleetwood mac

>>73298561
where is this from

>>73289810
thats racist

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>>73291861
kek

>>73289677
>>73289923
>>73290298
>>73290981
>>73291583
>>73295535
>>73295518
>>73296341
>>73297555

>>73289677
This is not a meme 3/3 girls I've shown it to fucked with it and 2 fucking loved it

>>73289555
Girls don't like albums. They whatever is in the current top 40 on spotify.

>>73301234
i swallowed my pride and lost my virginity to a girl who only liked aeroplane over the sea. gets bitches but at what cost

>>73301264
do you mean to tell me the only music in the world she liked was itaots? how is that even possible?

>>73289677
is this because of that meme cancer book

>>73294896
>ywn have a yandere gf

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>>73289766
White girls are the only trve girls

>>73295465
you must be new

>>73289694
I don't think the women who like this album would treat my genitals nicely

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>>73289555

anything by this guy

>>73303077
I dont like this pedofuck

>>73289603
True
Ringo is the best beatle by far

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This album actually got me laid so...

>>73303077
My gf likes this guy and I don't get it. I speak French also and it's just dogshit

His music sounds like crap, just like all like music that got "popular" via nepotism. I'm talking of course about Leonard Cohen and Bob Dylan

I know I'm only taking personal experience into account but I played her Pseudoscorpion and everything went down smoothly.

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Anything by T-Swizzle

>>73295141
fuck I hated that movie

>>73303661
I played this with my (at the time) gf in the car once. She absolutely hated, and she liked basically everything else I played.

I think girls can't understand the lyrics and feels on the album.

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>>73303702
I've known girls who I've tried to show Pinkerton to and they've hated it and kind of been angry at me for saying I like it because of problems with the "lyrics"
Don't know why, sure some girls like it, but the one's I've come across treat me like a troll for enjoying it

>>73303702
>>73303741
It's pretty much about being a horny college guy. So it kind of makes sense desu

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If you want a qt patrician grill

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>>73303758
Yet somehow I'd say some of the songs on this are weirder.
Also I don't hate this album as some people do, has SOME good tracks and sounds good for what it is

>>73303809
I've never actually listened to it because of it's reputation. Might have to give it a shot.

>>73303844
It has some good tracks, the solo-Rivers acoustic version of Can't Stop Partying is completely different from the album version and gives it new life. Worth listening to.
Don't Want to Let You Go is really good and has some of Rivers most crestfallen lyrics in years.
The bonus track Woke Up in Love This Morning is pretty heavy and suitably weird in places.
The Prettiest Girl in the Whole Wide World is better than its name implies.
Put Me Back Together is also worth a listen.
The rest of the album depends on how much power pop you can stand

>>73301094

Sounds like she just really liked you.

>>73303952
Yeah I thought that was the case as well, until I ran into her a few years after High School and she was a full blown goth.

>>73304077
You created a Goth. You should be institutionalized.

>>73303323
This.

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This album like many other Cure albums are made for romance. Great for making out and definitely setting the mood.

Awaken, My Love!

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This shit right here

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how has this not been posted. also early beach fossils, nocturne by wild nothing, i love you honeybear, and vespertine. bjork really depends though.

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>be me
>in college currently
>dating this girl who listens to the Top 40 like it's the Bible
>she gets in car one day
>I'm blasting high and dry
>she likes it and wants more
>we listen to the whole album
>go to my dorm and have sex
>tfw Radiohead got you laid

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>>73303617
This
>Literally tells you "How To Get The Girl".

>>73289597
This is 100% not true.

>>73303662

its a great movie

>>73305269
>sad and slow
not my kind of love making, i am a happy fucker

>>73305516
it doesn't count if you're already dating them

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>>73289555
Girls want to be like rihanna

>>73305551
Wish I could say the same Anon. I am a sad sad man but cherish my love.