/metal/ general

OTHER BANDS PLAY

TORMENTOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN
BRAVO ARAYA

>>73282291
more like premature ejaculation edition

What's some actually good nu-male core, like The Angelic Process and Panopticon?

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>>73282340

>>73282339
I'M GOING TO CUM ON YOU IF YOU DONT STOP WITH THIS SHIT

>>73282340
Panopticon is pure garbage. Good nu-male core is Burzum and Gorguts.

>>73282340
Bergtatt

Can we stop with this nu-male crap?

>>73282399
It won't stop until this general is purged of any nu-males.

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>>73282291
>pre-reign slayer is the best... I'm 13 y.o. and I think I was born in the wrong generation... first wave black meetol rulez! xD fenriz told me so!

>>73282451
me but im old

>>73282451
>slayer
>first wave black metal

>>73282506
>not realizing that first wave was just satan thrash

>>73282543
>being this stupid

>>73282363
I believe you. I believe you'll cum if someone so much as look at you in the eye.

>>73282364
This is truth

I'm a christian, what are some good non-satan black metal?

>>73282559
It was though
>>73282506
>taking an ironic post to the letter

>>73282609
Deathspell Omega

Is Blind Guardian nu-male?

>>73282653
>power metal
take a guess

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>>73282653
You tell me

>>73282653
they're fedora, but not nu-male

>>73282614
Black metal was just satan thrash/death back in the 80's, but the term first wave black metal didn't exist back then so is inherently retrospective. Looking back, Slayer is not first wave black metal in the same way as Hellhammer, Bathory, Sodom, or even Venom.

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post nu-male repellents

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>>73282665
keep forcing this meme, maybe it'll stick eventually

when the FUCK will devvy do another causalities of cool

>>73282609
Black metal isn't for you. Sorry.

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Who's your favourite '80s shredder, /mu/?

>>73282693
You're beyond salvation

>>73282713
Oh boy, it sure is summer around here

>>73282775
You're dumb.

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>>73282713
If you think a) I'm the only one who posts these and b) that it's a new thing that I need to force then, well, I hope you enjoy your vacation.

>>73282789
>>73282803
samefag

>>73282796
At least I'm self-aware

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Is this considered to be metal?

>>73282821
Sure, guy.
>>73282835
No, it's classic butt rock.

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>>73282814
:((((((((((((

>>73282671
Explain this.

>>73282329
>Daddy?
>Yes son?
>W.. What does regret mean
>Well son a funny thing about regret is that it's better to regret something you have done than regret something you haven't done
>And by the way if you see your mom this weekend be sure and tell her
>SATAN SATAN SATAN

>>73282862
>going out of your way to inspect element
this is getting sadder

>>73282887
ok now you've lost me, McCain
>>73282874
as far as most people are concerned neckbeard m'lady muh atheism kinda fags aren't the same as numales. Not saying you can't be both, because of course you can. And I do mean specifically you

>>73282903
I wasn't that guy, I wanted you to explain both nu-male and fedora to me. I get what both of them are as concepts, but I don't see how they apply to the music.

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Does anybody around here like death metal?

“Nu-male” is a term co-opted for use as a meaningless pejorative in order to vaguely call someone else’s authenticity into question and, by extension, claim authenticity for yourself.

It serves no conversational function and imparts no information, save for indicating the opinions and preferences of the speaker.

Meanwhile, a market myth has sprung up around the term, as well as a cultural bogeyman consisting of elusive white 20-somethings who wear certain clothes (but no one will agree on what), listen to certain music (no one can agree on this either), and act a certain way (you’ve probably sensed the pattern on your own).

You can’t define what “that kind of behavior or fashion or lifestyle” actually is, nor will you ever be able to. That’s because you don’t use “nu-male” to describe an actual group of people, but to describe a fictional stereotype that is an outlet for literally anything that annoys you.

The twist, of course, is that if it weren’t for your own insecurities, nothing that a “nu-male” could do or wear would ever affect you emotionally. But you are insecure about your own authenticity - “Do I wear what I wear because I want to? Do I listen to my music because I truly like it? I’m certainly not like those filthy nu-males!” - so you project those feelings.

Suffice it to say, no one self-identifies as a nu-male; the term is always applied to an Other, to separate the authentic Us from the inauthentic, “ironic” Them.

>>73282954
t. numale

>>73282941
>I don't see how they apply to the music
Then there's still hope for you. Leave, and never come back. You can save yourself.

>>73282954
t. butthurt numale trying to disarm the meem

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I'm a nu-male and I'm tired of everyone pretending it matters or that I'm less worth as a person because of it. You can all meme yourselves out of existence, doesn't change the fact that we're pretty much where humanity is headed. Yeah I might be a cucked BLACKED pegged manlet piece of shit, but soon enough everyone will be. And those disgusting, fat, triggered tumblr SJW "females" with a title in imaginary taxonomy are also the future.

It's awful and I hate it, but it's inevitable. I'm a nu-male, that's right. I listen to feelsy post-avant-atmoblackgaze and like putting things up my arse and whatever. As I said, soon enough we all will be.

Except the lucky ones who can muster enough courage to end their lives, but of course, being a nu-male, I will never know courage in my entire, possibly obscenely long life.

Pic related, it's my favourite album of all times. It gives me *mmmuh feels*

>>73282954
Wooo, more copypasta

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Show No Mercy and Haunting the Chapel kind of are first wave black metal, if only because of Slayer's image back then and how Slayer was associated with the /speed/ metal scene in the early eighties.

>>73282954
Jesus man, did your wife's son refuse to say hi to you because he saw you unsubscribed from r/atheism?

Nu-males are a real thing I just don't see how based Blind Guardian qualifies.

>>73283003
the absolute irony of this post while people meanwhile are calling out summer itt lol

>>73283019
Amerifags were so ingrate to the european extreme metal scene. They hurt Tom's feelings.

>>73283027
The only irony here is people trying to stop the meme posting turning into memes

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This is going to end, right here, right now.

>>73282941
nu-male metal
>rock oriented
>soft and accessible
>muh feels
neckbeard metal
>epic
>fantasy lyrics
>muh technicality

nu-males hate fantasy themes, hate cheese and hate hi-fi production, power metal has all of those, thus not a nu-male genre

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>it's a retards respond to bait and then cause more bait to be posted episode

>>73283038
you misunderstand the dialectic, everything is done to end of memes already

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>>73283039
Sadly, it's come to this.

>>73283049
spot the crypto-numale

>>73283062
See the irony, feel it with your meaty hands

>>73283041
>neckbeard metal
>>epic
>>fantasy lyrics
>>muh technicality

Yeah I guess a lot of ledditors appreciate this kind of music, but so do a lot of non-neckbeards.

Does the audience now define the artist?

wHaT iS tHiS mAdNEsS?

NUMALES vs. FEDORAS 2017

FIGHT!!!!!!!!

>>73283071
>Does the audience now define the artist?
It's always been this way, faggot

Summer is out in full force.

>>73283071
>ledditors
>wHaT iS tHiS mAdNEsS?
>>>/out/

>>73283089
Nice try. Numales are intrinsically non-violent and fedoras can't move themselves without assistance.

>>73283071
read barthe's death of the author and then criticism of it

>>73283071
>wHaT iS tHiS mAdNEsS?
This is sad. Do you have a yt account where you upload hundreds of YLYL I DARE U NOT TO LAFF XDD videos perchance?

>>73283092
>>Does the audience now define the artist?
>It's always been this way, faggot

Then every artist ever discussed on this board is a pretentious piece of shit, or someone that lives for solely memetic gain.

Oy vey, now everything is shit.

Is that the grand lesson of this board?

>All music is shit because every single one of you is a whiny shitlord?

>>73283119
>oy vey
>shitlord
hnnnnnnng

>>73283113
Too advanced.
>>73283119
You're not yet out of the cave, but at least you're not arguing with the other chained fucks about whether that was a vase or someone's head.

>>73283118
On this episode of: anon is a bait connoisseur.....

>>73283143
You have to go back.

>>73283137
Lead me to the mouth of the cave, please....

At least show me where to look.

>>73283137
>Too advanced
on second thought i'm inclined to agree if only on the premise of it being a person asking about the hermeneutics of power metal :^)

>>73282954
>meaningless
It has a meaning
Mostly that you embody the feminist ideal of a man rather than a traditional ideal of a man
If you think giving the women a right to vote was bad just wait and see how bad masculinity can get when women have a say in it's definition

>>73283176
>>meaningless
>It has a meaning
>Mostly that you embody the feminist ideal of a man rather than a traditional ideal of a man
>If you think giving the women a right to vote was bad just wait and see how bad masculinity can get when women have a say in it's definition

But what does this have to do with Kamelot?

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Stop shitposting and post music, fucking faggots.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGnggfB_U5s

Helios has blessed this general for months to come

>>73283202
>Throne Of Katarsis
more like music for fucking faggots

>>73283202
>Throne Kriarsi?

I miss the days when we shitposted about riffs vs. atmoshit

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>>73283240

>>73283244
Do you remember when everybody was shitposting about eating cum? Those were the good ole days.

>>73283240
same shit different name

the 'other' used to be hipsters a decade ago when wittr and electric wizard were flavor of the board, then riffs vs atmo to represent the two sides of the coin as the 'other', now 'nu-male' is the 'other'

the faster you adopt a jaded cynicism to the ephemeral monikers of whatever is fundamentally the 'other' the faster it really does become meaningless

>>73283240
>I miss the days when we shitposted about riffs vs. atmoshit
It's the same exact thing, just replace atmoshit with nu male

Can I get some recs for riffy/melodic blackmetal?

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Remember me, /metal/?
>>73283345
Tarnkappe

>>73283385
Always

>>73282693
I don't know, Slayer's first album sounds like something Norway would later take for their inspiration along with the rest of first wave bands.

>>73283623
It's not like Slayer didn't have any influence, but obviously not nearly to the same level as the most recognized first wave bands. If you added Slayer, you would also have to lump in a bunch of other thrash bands the aren't really associated.

>>73283678
people that aren't pedantic already do that. Just because early Slayer and other dirty thrash on the peripheral of influence for early first wave like Kreator or Destruction are considered as such doesn't mean they aren't also squarely thrash. Genre considerations are on a spectrum, not in clear cut delineations.

>>73283725
>Just because early Slayer and other dirty thrash on the peripheral of influence for early first wave like Kreator or Destruction are considered as such doesn't mean they aren't also squarely thrash.
Huh?

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>>73282803
Wow what's wrong with being a nu-male they seem like they have good taste

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>>73282340

>>73283871
That's a gay cover

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>>73283878
more or less agree there. first was better, good ol' Bierstadt

>>73283871
>>73283895
Is this good? If yes, got a DL Link? Can't find it on ru, slsk or hammerstorm...

>>73283895
There should have been a giant hidden in there somewhere

who wants to subscribe to my death metal playlist on spotifty

>>73284003
>spotify
Why
90% of my music isn't even on there.
How can metal fans use that shit service?

>>73284021

i have no problem with it... its got lots of shit on there

>>73283992
https://uppsalantemple.bandcamp.com/album/land-of-giants

can stream from here.

will be on slsk shortly

>>73284040

i will admit it is missing some lesser known shit like Lord Gore, Psi Kore and Lykathea Alfame

but then again it has goratory, abramelin and blood duster

>>73284058
while spotify is terrible in the same way netfix is, its missing most things that people want. it does have a good selection of entry level stuff and the classics.

>>73283992
on slsk now

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This album is good

>>73284123
My favorite.

>>73284086
Spotify's library is much better than you give it credit for.

>>73284046
>>73284112
Great thanks, going to listen into it, might download.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Xbf9WY_ukA

look wat i fouend on youtuebe

>>73282945
No but I do like shitty reposted "memes"

>>73284229
sounds better at .75 speed.

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Opinions on Nails?

>>73284308
hard as nails

>>73284308
they're okay.

>>73284308
nu-male

Give me doomy songs with even doomier riffs

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>>73284308
Good stuff. What about Vektor and DiSanto in general? I fucking love Terminal Redux.

>>73284363
How so?

>>73284365
Maybe this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjXEYXesX4E

>>73284391
Redux was neat, but Black Future reigns supreme and they have better records.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN

Why neck is fucked from headbanging, any tips how to fix that?

>>73284434
Maybe don't headbang for a while?

>>73284401

Duly noted, but that closer track, Ultimate Artificer, and LCD are really groovy.

>>73284365
Also, this isn't doomy exactly, but it's heavy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3dR6Iu8xTA

>>73284434
Practice, and don't headbang so hard. Gotta work them neck muscles out like any other muscle, then you can get to that Danzig level. Epsom salt baths and ibuprofen help recovery.

>>73284463
>are really groovy
they certainly are.

>>73284434
cyfaws

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71n1JuRcgcQ

>>73284365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhnnVUgQPBU

>>73283623
this is always fucking stupid. stop talking about "influences", you have no idea what the people in question listened to or whether what they listened to even made it into their music. Quorthon put fucking Jaws in a song, I guess Jaws is ultimately responsible for fucking Funeral Mist.

h o m o

hey
i said hey

metal is not a wikipedia article!!!

>>73283293

namaste motherfucker

still, nu male music is homo and the meme is pretty cool as it calls out homos.

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This is still my favourite album. Granted, I listen to all sorts of other artists and groups in and outside of the metal genre, but this still holds sway as the leader, the pinnacle. Is there something wrong with me?

>>73282609
immortal
negura bunget
volahn
agatus

just google non-satanic black metal

>>73284577
>Is there something wrong with me
If you really need other to validate your opinions, there certainly is.

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>>73284577
yeah man

the album is a disgusting lack of taste and songwriting sense. It's fucking Enya meets Maya The Bee meets Chuck's Flying Circus. From the former gets its aesthetics. From Chuck, the inability to write coherent songs, instead relying on non-sequiturs as structure. Prog is everything wrong with music. People came together, brought guitars and drums and started playing rock and roll. Then the autists came to ruin it all, firmly believing that their sperg outbursts must equate genius - after all, mommy said so. You had a loving mother, you best fuck off out of metal and take your Dream Theater collection with you, you fucking spaz.

>>73282291
Slayer sucks

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>>73282609

Black Metal will be co-oped by christians, just like rock was by the whites. Varg still has a very lucritive and successful status on youtube to spread his messages. Black Metal was merely a stepping stone to the next media platfrom for Varg.

>>73284607
>>73284649
Oh fuck me, I knew I was right that I was wrong somehow. Thankfully I peruse this board for my summer vacation.

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Going to a /metal/ festival soon. Do you see anyone interesting on this day before Alcest? I don't know most of those bands.

>>73284662
But their first 5 albums + that one EP are worth listening to.

>>73284577
It's a good album

>>73284649
Is this pasta lmao

>>73284664
>million reddit extreme
>>>/pol/

>>73284666
Steel Panther are a good live band imo
Always good mood.

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>>73284671
>>>/pol/
Already there buddy

>>73284662
Metal sucks.

>>73284686
Fuck you, Primus sucks.

>>73284683
>implying anyone on /pol/ would read as much as the artists of Arghoslent
lul
Maybe 1% after the reddit muh trump wave

>>73284666

There are better bands than Alcest on that list. How you have the balls to waltz in here without that trip and expect not to get burned and died. Best run while you still can, it's nu-male season in here.

>>73276609
>Is Wolfgang Von Poserkila /ourguy/?
haha that's the guy from Speedböozer

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>>73284705

Good point, fun album. All the smart ones moved to /biz/ and bought before BTC and ETH surged, most got fucked on shitcoins though. Gonna be a sunny summer. Don't invest in the Moon.

Gonna keep it fun and get some "Metal" going:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPW0AWDmfJQ

>>73284734
Really?

>>73284734
how do you know?

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heavy metal AOTY right here

>>73284877
>female vocals
Are they any good? Most of them tend to be shit.

>>73284896
I think the chick sings great

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Hi, I am middle-aged shy men looking for kvte metal gf to make out, listen together to metal and play rpg pls respond.

>>73284896
They're good on first listen, but end up being just ok at the end 2bh

>>73284925
That dosen't sound very tradtional

>>73284914
>>73284935
Will give it a listen after I'm finished with german kino.

>>73284925
Ever tried going to a show? I heard that's a good place to start with.

>>73284896
Warlock, babymetal

>>73284980
>babymetal
no thanks.

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>listens to Panopticon once

this is pretty good trad metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXJpPEXfN9E

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>>73285003
I think you meant to post this

gimme crusty black thrash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK1vwSbZySU

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>tfw 4hours of glam metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ggg11xjQq0I

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>>73285018

If only I could be as chipper as that ignorant fuck.

>>73285011
Will listen to later.
I've been binge listening to tad heavy metal(new or older) the past couple of days
Now listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2Mb2sq3PaA
and it's great too

>>73285036
This is a great yt channel

>>73282291
The only good thing Slayer ever released.

>>73284666
Chelsea Wolfe and Nails.

>>73282835
Not even close. Early hard rock.

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>>73285003
>listens to Spite Extreme Wing once

>>73284666
Monarque is great live. Monolithe is alright sometimes. If you speak french go see Ultra Vomit for giggles. And go see Saxon because it's fucking Saxon.

>>73284914
4 songs in and it's solid thus far.

>>73284682
>>73285083
>>73285125
Thanks for the answers guys, I'll check those out.

>>73285163
check this one too >>73285036
Great riffwork

>>73285266
>great riffwork
I'll definitely check it out, thanks for the recc!

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Who would win in a wrestling match? Lee Aaron or Lita Ford?

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>>73285292
whoever's watching

>>73285397
great band

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Daily reminder to listen to Riffside Journey.

Is there any blackened yacht rock?

>>73282665

lol this is just chart of most of the best power metal. of course they're going to listen to this.

any metal fan who likes power metal should know these albums. fuck this nu-male shit is stupid.

> be me, 30 year old lifelong metal fan and this is all bullshit.

>>73285839
>>73283293

>>73282291
One of the best albums ever.

>>73282986
Ignore it you thin-skinned fuck.

>>73284664
It already was co-opted in the early 90s. As soon as Varg got out of prison he became the meme he deserved to be (truthfully, Until the Light Takes Us started it). Be more worried about metalcore and "safe space" punks/crusties taking it over.

>>73286058
Fuck 'em and their pc bullshit in metal.

Nu male posting should result in an instant rangeban desu.

>>73286205
Good thing it doesn't, heh nu-male?

>>73286293
heh, epic my reddit friend

reminder there are 18 year olds RIGHT NOW shitting up this thread with their "opinions"

if you're an adult you should probably leave this kiddie general

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post your favorite Gojira album
pic related

Who knew 80s most majestic hair in metal was found in a Doom band vocalist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jwv61NxHTS4

>>73285025
wassat?

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>>73286389

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>>73286389
They really reached the pinnacle of their career on this one. The carefully crafted music that they'd been improving finally blossomed into a gorgeous soundscape that blows most of it's other contemporaries away.

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For the weebs out there, what's your opinions on Onmyo-za?

This band is one of the GOATs from Japan. Just a hnnngh band all around.

>>73286793

https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/%E9%99%B0%E9%99%BD%E5%BA%A7/18168

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the ultimate nu-male repellent

>>73286821
Or this, yea its not metal but it works
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MErDNv1Qroo

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>>73284980

>babymetal

One of the worst bands from Nippon. It's disgusting people aren't aware of their quality bands like Ningen-Isu.

>>73286849
Just found their discography on some weeb blog
should I go for it?

>>73282291
recommend me some metal to get me out of neetdom

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SOME PAIN WILL LAST

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>>73286991
BLACK METAAAL!

SURRENDER OR FIGHT
THERES NOWHERE TO TUUUUURN
*DARANN DARANN DARANN*
https://youtu.be/bF3vck3cL3c

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ffuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrraaaaaaaaaalllllllll

>>73285125

>Monarque

Mah snow nigga

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is cynic neckbeard metal?

>>73286972
yeah it's pretty fun Bubblegum pop vocals with a death metal intruments

>>73286972

This is a better link anon. Such a hnnngh discography too.

http://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2019589

>>73287507
Cynic is for open-minded progressive people who appreciate gay musicianship

>>73287507

yep I get numale vibes from them

>>73287283
bière

>>73284308
overrrated as fuck, and the vocalist is a complete twat

>>73286838
lel that's a good one

>>73287532
bad link filled with Russian AIDS
use this instead
>http://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2019589

>>73284877
Calling it AOTY is stretching it a lot but its good nonetheless.

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the man behind the Böozer

>>73287532
>0 seeds
>1 leecher

>>73287626
>the single least nu-male person on the planet.jpg

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>>73287548

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>>73287670
>Kindly Bends to Free Cum

>>73287682
kekus maximus

>>73287634

well that blog you found is good too, there was seeders when I downloaded a year ago

>>73287664
>beard
>probably balding under the hat
>grind patch
lol ""ok""

>>73287565

certes

>>73287935
>>beard
>>probably balding under the hat
these would make him a numale if he were a lanky shit, which he doesn't seem to be

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>>73287935
>beards are nu-male
stop this meme

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Anyone here like buttrock?

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>>73288070
>craft beer
>(((gourmet))) man food
>all that entry level shit

>>73282746
Shawn Lane reigns supreme

>>73284671
>>>/safespace/

>>73288102

>Not sneaking in shooters and beef jerkey

>>73288070
>DragonForce not even a main attraction
how the mighty have fallen

>>73288070
>Korn
>Ozzy
>Rob
>Anthrax
>Megadeth
>Lamb of God
>Meshuggah
>Dragonforce
>Code orange
>multiple of other shit no ones care about

literally t.nu-male the concert

>>73288070
>Megadeth
>Meshuggah
>DEP
>Clutch
>Pig Destroyer
It's not that bad, would've included Korn, Slayer and Anthrax 10 years ago. Also, I though DEP called it quits.

>>73288345
needs more atmoshit and blackgaze

>>73288345

I went to ROTR in may

>only saw one venom shirt
>it was worn by a 15-16 year old with braces
>deafheaven had by far the smallest crowd out of 100ish bands despite them performing later on in the last day

That's when i realized /metal/ is just a bunch of hipsters when it comes to judging mainstream bands

>>73288414
>implying hipster is a bad thing
>implying we're not wanna be elitists instead

>>73288345
it's buttmetal, not numale you cocksucking faggot

>>73288431
jokes on you i'm an actual elitist

>>73288451
Same

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>>73288451
>>73288477
>they call themselves elitists
>they don't think Tokyo Blade is the best NWOBHM band

>>73282291
you can never stop us

>>73284308
Overrated. They are to pv/grind what Deafheaven is to black metal

>>73288414

You forgot something

>Attila played a good set

fuck /metal/

>>73288070
>enyoing craft beer and gourmet man food while pig destroyer is playing
Ironic enough to be patrician

>>73288648
I work as a physician and blast pig destroyer on my office every now and then. I work with junkies, so they don't usually care.

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>>73288070
>gourmet man food
What?

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>>73288687

http://chicagoopenair.com/gourmet-man-food/

>>73288687
pizza, hot dogs, the list goes on

>>73288709
that's some metalocalypse shit right there

>>73288709

The names of these restaurants sound like stuff you would find in GTA

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Metal version of the english version of the Moomins when
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_A9n8zsqxo

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What a sad general. Everyone's a numale fedora cuck redditor /pol/tard neckbeard nazi liberal triggered gay homophobic entry-level hipster retro nu revival hair fag anti auto proto semi demi quasi pseudo pepe loving autist Araya loving MMORPG murderer ageplay enthusiast. I am made of summer. Sweet meems are made of this. Godspeed and see you all late September.

>>73282451
To be honest, old Metal could still hold up today. Black Sabbath would be still popular if they would came up today. War Pigs is probably my favorite Metal Song of all time.

>>73289230
>Black Sabbath would be still popular if they would came up today
Of course they would. Why else are all these talentless unoriginal revival dude lmao weed bands so popular?

>>73283196
>Kamelot
>Camelot
>White knights
You just got BUTTSLAMMED!

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>>73288070
>godsmack
>seether
>kiss
>behemoth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-GD_WnZO24

>>73287145
hammerfall is nu-male repellant

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>>73289319
>listening to post-1983 Venom

>>73289319
>>73289358
the first two songs on this album are deceptively good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlBXd6FE2ic

>>73288517

>toyko blade best NWOBHM band

Who was Blitzkrieg and Satan?

>>73289376
>venom writes a christmas-themed song
NO
THANKS

>>73289376
I love this album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9k95vOqJo0

>>73289398
t.pagan

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あなたのパスをブロックする

抜き放つ カタナ

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>>73289434

>>73289376
>>73289422
I don't follow post-Possessed Venom (and even then I think Possessed is pretty underwhelming). Is this the album right after it?

Tokyo Blade is the way!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp1YesgkKTw
Fuck nu-males!

>>73289475
Yes. And you're right. The albums afterward are pretty disappointing.

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>>73289455
Skullfist is literally tokyoblade worship
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaaETKxFkWQ

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OK everyone, while the summerfags are still asleep, let's have a proper metal discussion.

I think this album (and the one before it) is insanely underrated and only hated on because Infernus fanbois outnumber King-Gaahl fanbois (assuming there are any, really). Prosperity And Beauty, I think has their most beautiful riff since Odeleggelse Og Undergang

In fact, I find the much expected Infernus comeback album was a bland, lukewarm, underwhelming disappointment. Instinctus Bestialis is musically much better, and would have made an amazing comeback instead of Quantos, had Pest been featured also. But by then the damage was done. Is anyone really expecting another Gorgoroth album? Any other good album overshadowed by the drama surrounding it?

>>73289505
saw them live in a bar last year

Is Enforcer glam metal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv1ydRgeNrY

>>73287670
Cynic's great.

Suggest me albums with cthonic, prehistoric megalithic feeling.

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>>73289518
Also, if any of you like AMSG, you should check out God Seed, another band that flew completely under everyone's radar because hurr Gaahl is shit and because of that desaster that was Ov Hell ruining whatever credibility the duo had. Their sole album I Begin is basically AMSG part II, but in a good way. Also there's Trelldom but I'm assuming you know about their third (and final?) album from 2007, Til Minne. It also got a lot of flack, but I think that was mainly because their previous album was a) released almost ten years before and b) absolutely amazing. Possibly the best black metal album Gaahl has ever been involved with and his top performance mos def.

I have yet to listen to Jotunspor, but I've been told is also rather similar to King-Gaahl era Gorgoroth. Anyone has any words about it?

>>73284564
Just take a look at black magic, it's literally black metal.

>>73289576
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aWRh0IkRtc

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whoa this is fucking rad

>>73289579
>Jotunspor
Anything Kvitrafn has my immediate seal of approval

>>73284564
>nu male music is homo
your summer is showing

>>73289579
>>73289518
Shall give it a listen, lad. Thanks!

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thoughts on this? bout to give it a listen

>>73289687
AOTY 2017

>>73289687
good shit, desu.

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ARE THESE FUCKERS EVER GOING TO RELEASE ANOTHER NARCOTIC BLACK META EXPERIENCE PLEASE GODDAMN

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Opinions on this album? I was led to believe it'd be much, much weirder than it actually is.

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What y'all think about this album?

>73289745
AH, FUCKING THIS!

>tfw picky about metal
>tfw numale taste

>>73289878
Their first three albums are really cool, but kinda pale in comparison with their most notable contemporary black/viking peers such as early Kampfar, Windir and Einherjer. Still, it's pretty essential 90s viking black

>>73289708
>>73289732
hmm it was abit too heavy metal for me at first, but now on track 4 it's really good. might be a grower

>>73289745
>one song
Is this some kind of meme?

>>73289955
Let's not forget their swedish counterparts Thyrfing, Mithotyn and Månegarm

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>>73290011
Really? Is the concept of an album-long song new to you?

>>73290011
Is this really first time you've come across a full length with a single track? How new are you?

>>73290045
It's just that there's so much gimmick metal out there that some albums just exist for the sake of being a joke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iV4xVaMv-8

>>73290070
That doesn't count; it's a glitch in Bulldozer's discogs, just like Celtic Frost's Prototype.

Anyway give it a listen. It's got R I F F S, atmosphere, like ten top-tier guest vocalists and it's pretty sick overall.

>>73289612
skip their 2nd album
>>73289843
it's funny deathrash with some blackish riffs

>>73288976
What would we get if we were to de-numalize this album without having to sacrify the key elements that make it what it is?

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>>73290372
This.

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

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>>73282609
Try this, you might enjoy it.

>>73290522
>Fuzzy w/o being harsh
>a lot of mid-tempo but still plenty of blasts
>atmosphere carried by memorable but repetitive riffing
>folk elements both as standalone and mixed with the metal
>considered a classic but hardly discussed
>band stopped doing black metal in the late 90s

Whaddya know, it checks out

>tips on how to not immediately get wiped out in the pit

i saw dillinger last night and i instantly got dry mouth 4 lines into prancer. it was bad enough that i thought i'd puke or pass out. i drank a fair amount of water before hand.

are intense shows just doomed to always be about trying to sustain yourself through the set rather than go balls to the walls non-stop?

maybe shouting really loudly fucks your moisture levels or something, it was instantaneous for me.

>>73290874
Does your heart rate go up noticeably after only two flights of stairs?

>>73289843
It's decent. Songwriting is somewhat distinct, though not really all that great. Title track is probably my favorite song.

>>73290932
haha, nah man, i do regular cardio which is why it's even more surprising to me. it wasn't so much the heat as it was the feeling of swallowing with a dry throat and feeling the tissue kind of stick together

>>73290874
probably the shouting.

I recall Dave Grohl used to have to chew gum to keep himself from puking when he started playing live as frontman

>>73291121
>>73290874
Yes, Gum is super good. I chew it in clubs all the time, you never get a dry mouth until you're completely dehydrated, if you drink water before it's perfect imo.
It's probably the screaming, really dries throat and mouth in my experience too.

>>73291167
>I chew it in clubs all the time
Oh I bet you do ;))))

>>73289687
Literally has cock rock solos

>>73291200
Can metal fans not enjoy club or what?

>>73291216
It was a joke about you sucking stranger cock in clubs, but whatever

>>73290559
Peste Noire is such a great band.

>>73291353
was*

>>73291410
It still is, fuck you. Didn't Famine announced split with Goatmoon coming in the near future?

>>73289687
name and band if it has cock rock solos?

>>73291429
It's not. Even after a few "experimental" albums the music has become trite and predictable, and Famine is a fucking meme. PN will never recover its ~2007 splendour and relevance.

>>73291465
>le maymays
Fuck you, they still have that raw edge and energy that made their earlier records so fucking good.

>>73291504
Translation: They're desperately trying to recreate their former glory. Trite and predictable.

>>73291429
>>73291504
>hurr fuck you fuck you fuck you
holy shit we've got a baaad motherfucker amongst us; please be kind to us, O edgelord

>>73291539
If it ain't broken, don't fix it.

>>73291612
I'm pretty sure we didn't stop using telegraphs because they all broke. It's outdated technology, and we don't need it anymore. That pretty stock phrase of yours sounds like an excuse to perpetuate idleness and mindless tradition.

>>73291695
And how exactly is Peste Noire same old same old? Their sounds changed through the last few albums and it's noticeable, they aren't CC.

>>73291787
Are you really asking me to reprise the very beginning of this convo

>>73291429
With Goatmoon and fucking Absurd.
+ he already said he regrets not taking the time for the last two albums, so the new one should be real good too.
So hyped on next year.

>>73291822
Aye, sounds interesting.

>>73291809
You never elaborated how are they, and I quote, "trite and predictable", thus I ask for you to do so.

>>73291853
How am I supposed to reduce that sentence even further? Would you like me to post the definition of those words? The music's the same only with better production and the occasional le accordion bit thrown in for lolsorandom sakes. Can't shake the LLN kvlt kiddie themes off of his guitar to save his life. They're the french Nargaroth except at least that fuckhead "Ash" actually released more than two memorable albums-

>>73291905
>L'ordure, Sanie des Siecles, Folkfuck Folie and ballade sound the same to you
Are you deaf?

>>73291933
Nice strawman, nigger

>>73291978
not an argument, faggot.

>>73292007
>hey you're not supposed to call me out on my non-argument with a non-argument that's not how it works
It wasn't supposed to be an argument, you retarded fuck.

>>73291978
You said it's the same besides the accordion bits

>>73292041
Ballade is an anomaly, I'll give you that, otherwise I was talking abourt PN post-2007

>>73292056
I could see the criticism for s/t and Chaise-Dyable,they are similar, but he already criticized himself for not taking his time on those.
I don't really get how you can see any of the others as almost the same.
But I guess tastes differ.

>>73292151
>but he already criticized himself
guess that makes it ok then...?

>>73292170
I don't see how anything can be "ok", it shows he doesn't want to go down that road any further, which is a good thing for me.
If I wouldn't like a record, I'd just ignore them.
It just shows, that the future record(s) will probably not be like them, but like the ones before them, which is a good thing in my opinion.
Opinions on those 2 records will stay the same nonetheless.

>Nokturnal Mortum went full gay stadium Finnish troll toot toot folk metal AGAIN

no wonder i put it off

What are your most autistic stories, /meal/?