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>>73214394
why are babymetal actually good

>inb4 le nu-male tehe

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>mfw i just now realize that Epicus Doomicus Metallicus refers to epic doom metal

HEADBANGERS IN LEATHER

>>73214419
but it isn't
Lykathea Aflame is good
!T.O.O.H.! is good
Babymetal is no good

>>73214394
Finally, an OP image I can get behind

>>73214465
most stupid album title ever

GOAT song passing through
https://venenum.bandcamp.com/track/the-nature-of-the-ground

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Rate my most recent purchase.

>>73214419
Because.
>>73214490
stop

>>73214535
is this the obligatory annual Incantation worship album?

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>some nu male faggot made a new thread
Posting the almighty god of riffs, for he shall save this thread from it's demise!

>>73214558
lol how clueless r u?

>>73214394
>pastebin links to reddit
into the trash it goes

>>73214566
I thought the dude is like 60 by now but apperantly he has a hot mom who defends him on twitter.

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>mfw i realized that i had saved Diary of a Madman as Dairy of a Madman

>>73214512
I'd get behind the girl on the left if you know what I mean

>>73214568
not at all since i'm aware of what's going on apparently

>>73214592
what did he mean by this?

>>73214592
post yfw you find out she's 36

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>>73214394
>FAQ

>>73214612
:o

>>73214571
fuck off back to r/T_D

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>another shitty Summer Slaughter lineup
why even bother

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>>73214479
Here you go senpai

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hats in metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPS9fx1mU9E

>>73214659
>TBDM and Dying Fetus
Looks like a lot of fun to me, given that tbdm play Nocturnal.
Or does Dying Fetus have a new shitty album?

>>73214659
if the ticket is cheap and you don't have anywhere else to go why not

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>>73214659
>this is what passes for a metal festival in racist white amerikkka

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Mental illness or work of art?

>>73214659
>death core festivals

Why bother? It's literally the same band over and over again.

>>73214651
r/The_Donald is cancer. kys

>>73214686
Dying Fetus' album isn't out yet, but from what I hear it's supposed to be good.
>>73214689
I'm talking about all the deafcore on the bill

Jesus ...what a mind job.

>>73214566

wow wee, a WMO!

quake 3, babby, c u in the arenas \m/

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>>73214659
>When decent metal festivals randomly turn up in your local town that's never held a festival before

Neat

>>73214691
It's truly sad right now
We have no good festivals left except for MDF

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>>73214659
>all that deathcore
>"metal"

>>73214723
Yeah Death Core sucks, but depending on the price the headliners might be worth the while.

>>73214752
Hey that looks like fun. If I was in yuroop I'd go.

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>>73214726
IT CLIIIINGSSSS

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>find a black bull on craigslist for my gf
>he is mullato and my gf sends him away
>have to pay his uber
black metal for this feel?

>>73214752
what the fuck are these bands, never heard of any of them except Holocaust (didn't even know they are still active)

>>73214756
>not going to the festival from Hells Headbangers
The only festival i envy you murricans for.

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>>73214752
another bury fag lel might go

>>73214752
That's literally the worst festival poster I've ever seen.

>meanwhile in metal country #1:
>https://www.party-san.de/en/bands-2017/

>>73214787
TO YOUR MIIIIIIIND

>>73214691
>>73214761
At least ISIS doesn't shut down our gigs you nu-male cuck yuropoors

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>>73214837
>portugal
>muzzies
lmao ok burguer

>>73214801
I honestly forgot about that.
>not like it was coming to my town anyway

>>73214814
>Can't even wear half my merch
Why is germany so fucking cucked?

>>73214814
can I move there if I paint my skin brown?

anyone else find shitty nwobhm annoying?

>>73214865
>not flying to your festivals, because the line ups are that fucking good
It's not even that much work in the US
I was in like 4 countries in the last few months for festivals.

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>>73214797
most of these are nwobhm also art attack man's band is there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_aKZ5uG-FQ

NECRONOMIDOL is a better metal idol group than Babymetal.

>>73214887
>anyone else find shitty music annoying?
yes

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>>73214857
>implying poortughaal isn't full of olive-skinned nappy headed Moors

>>73214871
NSBM fags go to Ukraine

>>73214906
Shut up hipster

>>73214394
>babymetal

>>>/jp/

stay there you pedo cunt

>>73214895
>implying I can afford to just fly to shows

>>73214938
praise kek shadilay fellow alt-righter :^)

>>73214911
>nsbm
I talked to a guy he told me you can't even wear fucking KPN merch.

everything here is so cold...

>>73215071
it's fucking hot here, what are you tlaking about

>>73215071
EVERYTHING HERE IS SO DARK

>>73215111
fuck you, faggot, I live in Denmark and it's freezing here.

>>73214752
you better not be that crusty guy with dreadlocks

>>73214752

half of these bands look like their drummers have a single pedal, wear iron cross shirts and bandanas and do stick tricks between snare hits. But on the bright side, I bet there's a lot of meth to go around between ac/dc and enter sandman covers.

>>73214535

Shit, not bad.

>>73214558

what are you smoking? There's a dose of caverncore here, sure, but this is quite clearly a babby watain type of deal primarily. Not entirely chalicecore, but halfway there.

>>73214669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzJecjdXXfI

>>73215070
that's actually really cool that famine pissed off german authorities. Probably made the guy's day.

>>73215132
Roast some polse then, dumb danskjävlar

>>73215141
best Gorgoroth

>>73215132
if you let me live with you i will let you set fire to my body flesh for warmth

>>73214938
Leave 4chan.

>>73215132
>I live in Denmark
lol that sucks

>>73215176
i don't want the flames to smell like roasted turd

>>73215198
beats both Sweden and Norway.
>>73215176
You flatter me, but the answer will always be no.

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hey this is pretty good

>>73215221
>beats both Sweden
sure
>and Norway
AHAHAHA

>>73215232
Fenriz always delivers.

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>>73214465
only took you 31 years too

>>73214814
jelly af.
r8
http://brutalassault.cz/cs/bands/

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>>73214887
>shitty nwobhm
>Implying that there is shit nwobhm

>>73215218
dat burn

>>73215249
he delivers crap too

>>73214659
>rings of saturn

has that band ever played one show outside of the USA?

>>73215267
like?

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>>73215221
>beats living in Sweden
you're tsundere as fuck

>>73215290
like i'd keep my record on shitty stuff

>>73215261

Just the usual festival fodder, you don't seriously expect me to look through this, do you? I'm sure there's a few cool bands there that aren't engineered from the ground-up to play European festivals, but it's really hard to find them.

>>73215322
Have you seen Sweden lately?

>Decide to listen to Peste Noire
>listen to their first album
>they have a folk interludes and folk metal shit

Are they nu-male now?

>>73215364
Peste Noire is the shit in terms of raw black, definitely check out Folkfuck Folie.

>>73215388

Can you imagine fucktards who say things like "raw black"?

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>>73215352
>giving a fuck about cities

Maximum the Hormone is the best metal band coming out of Japan at the moment and possibly the best band in the world in terms of making new music that is good

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>>73215430
but the gimmigrants have swede seeking benises you're not safe.

>>73215479
>>73215430
don't forget your retarded political correctness!

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>>73215471
>nu-metal

>>73215364
no since it's basically NSBM

>>73215471
>not dir en grey

>>73215410
What's wrong with it? Is it unnecessary since black metal is raw by default?

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what the fuck is this nu-male meloblack shit

>>73215513
it sounds like something a homo would say

>>73215519
>anti-islam metal
>nu-male

>>73215523
I'm sure you're one of those people to call glam "fag" metal.

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>>73215471
>best act from japan is and a nu-metal band

>>73215526
>he thinks i read finnmeme

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>>73215508
>

>>73215553
https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Sielunvihollinen/3540350838
faggot

>>73215602
doesn't change the fact that they sound nu-male as fuck

>>73215629
>using nu-male unironically
faggot

>>73215629
If you don't like it just don't listen to it fucking retard.

How come Opeth gets shat on again?

good thread

>>73215680

What band doesn't get shit on?

besides Candlemass

POst weeb metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQbOA3r0Hgc

>>73215660
>>73215671
lmao cucks

>>73215680
Orchid is their best work, haven't listened to them post Blackwater Park, but I did make an exception for Sorceress and it was just another dull prog wankery. What happened to them?

>>73215499
>>73215549

Where did this "nu-metal is bad" meme come from? Shit hasn't been popular for 20 years almost you're not being rebellious anymore retards

>>73215680
memes

>>73215680
bland nu-proge

>>73215714
>What happened to them?
Åkerfeldt overdosed on Deep Purple and season 3 of Seinfeld

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>opeth

>>73215743
How much has he distanced from the metal aspect of Opeth?

>>73215708
this is fucking great

>>73215775
imagine Deep Purple's Stormbringer x Yes's Fragile
That's Opeth now

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>>73215680
Opeth was my favourite band from age 13 to 15.
I generally disrespect people who still listen to the music I grew out of in my teenages.

>>73215796
that sounds like a good mix

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This is Kreator's best album

https://soundcloud.com/akerstache/akerstache-cusp-of-eternity

>>73215790
have some moar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsa_LofMrGE

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>>73215847
>those ridiculous 80s electronic drums

Preacher, got a question

>>73215847
this is synthpop
>>>/mu/

>>73215845
Tell me something I wasn't aware of.

>>73215906
It's cock rock you absolute shitter

>>73215714
>Sorceress was wank

Shit isn't synonymous with wank my man.

dick

>>73215814
>I generally disrespect people who still listen to the music I grew out of in my teenages.
Given the image, I can't imagine you're older than 18, so nothing you say should be taken into account.

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>>73216000

>>73216048
high five
>>73216020
he has a point though, shit band

hiding in the fog

>>73216020
t. assblasted opeth fag
it's okay if you listen to shit lad

>>73216145
brainlets shit on bands like Tool and Opeth because they're too dumb to process those odd time signatures and philosophical lyrics

>>73216145
Just pointing out the underage for mods

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fffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnneeeeeeerrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaallllllllll

>>73216281
FOG

>>73216180
brainlets listen to opeth, dream theater and tool because they're afraid of actual prog

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How did such an excellent band manage to make such an awful cover?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3lxuFn0R78

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>>73216311
What's good prog that isn't fates warning

https://youtu.be/6ad4MH7fMLs

Where we at with Baizuo's of Rage

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>>73216180
is this bait?

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>>73216281
>>73216292
CAUSE I'M THE DEEVIL

>>73216360
Atheist, Cynic, Death, Emperor and Arcturus

Whats your guilty pleasure when it comes to metal?

>>73216423
Babymetal - S/T
Linkin Park - Meteora

>>73216423
>2017
>having guilty pleasures

>>73216360
Heir Apparent

>>73216430
Måneskyggens slave

>>73216430
>youtube comment sections
never go there the fuck is wrong with you dude

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Is this album metal?

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I really like this album cover

>>73216423
ghost
pantera
job for a cowboy
vektor

>>73216598
>job for a cowboy
actually a really good band that still gets flak for their one deathcore ep

>>73216572
More like rock. Sounds good tho.

>>73216608
>job for a cowboy
actually a band that is known for their one deathcore ep

>>73216423
Metallica
FFDP
Alestorm

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WAAAAAAAAAAAR
WAAAAAAAAAAAR
WAAAAAAAAAAAR

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>>73216423
i have no guilty pleasures
i openly admit i like glam, weeb bands and bands where members are dressed like traps, and weird bubblegum pop metal

>>73216598
I never thought of pantera as a guilty pleasure till I came to /meal/, my current guilty pleasure is early amaranthe. I also can't wait for cyhra to drop their debut album

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I like this album.

>>73216693
>Nu-Slayer

>>73216679
>weird bubblegum pop metal
dude, have you heard the children of bodom cover of oops I did it again?
https://youtu.be/K84j7CJIUKU

>>73216693
What's wrong with this album?

>>73216755
and also here's a really good version of linkin parks crawling, by anglezoom
https://youtu.be/WLrzUlIUHTY

>>73216572

It always sounded like metal to me.

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HYPE AS FUCK

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>>73216676
*blocks your path*

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>>73216987
*clears the way*

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>>73216987
Superior album coming through

>>73217030
Bathory - Enter the Eternal Fire and Other Songs (1986)

Provide me with the worst sounding and/or worst produced album possible. I wanna hear some shit.

>>73217047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42iQZXs23ng

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>>73216987
*blocks your path*

>only 24 hours in a day to listen to music
How can we fix this?

>>73217088
hallucinogenics to distort the flow of time and space

>>73217030
That's not Hammerheart though.

>>73217088
speed up your metals by 200% on audacity

>>73217088
>Usurp the shackles of time and space imposed upon us by bourgeois gatelords for perpetual existential atonement

>New Inquisition song

>>73217144
That sounds really shitty for music
I usually do it for movies though

GULAG TO ALL OF YOU

BOW DOWN TO OUR GOD

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yes

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LOOK AT HIM WORK

>>73214938

>>/jp/

Baby metal? nah.

>>/trash/

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>>73214659

>>73217398
what the fuck

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>>73214394
>mfw Mike Conte is recording again

God I want Early Man to tour with High on Fire so fucking bad

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>>73217150
lmao, I could see Inquisition or Bal Sagoth with this on an album

Hellkrusher rips desu imo lads

LONG LIVE ROCK N ROLL

>want to listen to blasphemy
>cant because there is a nigger in the band
Metal for this feel?

>>73217780
The Big Pissbabies

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>>73217398
>Exclusive performance "Carolus Rex"

Is realmofmetal down for good senpais?

>>73217879
I was hoping so but unfortunately not http://ww2.realmofmetal.org/

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>>73214394
Are you ready for /AOTY/?

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wtf I love doom metal now

>>73217047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La0QLyAJwMg&t=861s

>>73217088
time is a decadent capitalist luxury

>>73218188
I have a question for you

>>73218188
>tfw the bourgeoisie frivolously waste their capital and time by growing indulgent and fat off of excess at the expense of proletariat labor
metal for this feel?

>>73217780
I would let Caller of the Storms unironically fuck my wife

>>73217030
That's not Return of Darkness and Evil.

>>73218305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb7MHI1tMFs

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>>73218305
>metal
>music whose instruments require more money than the traditional handmade acoustic guitar and lyre, therefore being emblematic of the frivolous excess of western capitalism and THEREFORE being a anthem for their expense at hands of the proletariat
1000 YEARS IN THE GULAG

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>>73218305

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>>73218398
>metal music instruments are expensive
>as is music education required for its advanced composition
>this is why GOOD eastern European bands (with the exception of Poland and Ukraine) are relatively rare
this also explains the low cost low effort of Russian wigger slam

>>73218476
>(with the exception of Poland and Ukraine)
>not even mentioning czechnigger land

you're doing me a trigger, anon

what are some good czecholosvakian grindcore bands?

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>>73218398
it explains why ruskies can't do glam

>>73218521
!TOOH!

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>>73218441
look at this fucking nu-male

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>>73218476
>he fell for the Ukrainian and polish bm is good meme
embarrassing

Colour Haze, yes or no?

>>73218476
>with the exception of Poland and Ukraine
list of good bands from these countries:
oh wait there aren't any
I hope you won't make me laugh and say behemoth, vader or ukrainian bm garbage

>>73218521
404

>>73218521
it has to be some pretty fucking early grindcore for being made before 1993

grind itself only became really big with Scum (in my knowledge, Repulsion were just considered their own kind of hardcore punk at the time) so that's a 5 year time window

Unless if you just mean Czech Grind in which case you can't go wrong with !T.O.O.H.! and Contrastic, although there are many more like Ahumado Granujo and Alienation Mental.

>>73218572
>>73218554
>they don't like Iperyt
wew laddies

>>73218476
what did he mean by this
>>73218554
>>73218572
fuck off hipster cunts

why does vodka and metal go so well together?

>>73218688
because you're a slavnigger who just go nazi trips and meme blood goes through your veins

>>73218703
damn

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What is the most capitalistic Metal genre,band, album?

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Moametal is the only one who is actually metal and not playing a part. She's the only one that belongs here.

>>73218554
fite me fggt
Graveland and Hellveto are the metal equivalent of top shelf puss

>>73218703
speak english you fucking monkey

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>>73218715

>>73218703
sippin' that syrup again, lad?

>>73218753
>he doesn't daa nyinaa bome nnwom
lmao, i'll moma yendodo, you medofo

>"vintage" worship
>revivals
>muh legacy
jeez, I fucking hate these types

>>73216593
why do twisted sister hate krokus so much?

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>>73218783

>>73218784
why are you here?

>>73218783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aythwr9-k38
What in the actual fuck

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>>73218783
>>73218854
>moma yendodo

what even is this

>>73218784
2nd wave worship is legitimately the blandest kind of black metal there is, except maybe the waves upon waves of raw black metal where every "riff" is just the same dull tremolo picking for 9 minutes straight.

Some bands can pull off some of it when there's more to them, like The Arrival Of Satan, but it gets so boring when it's just DUDE 2ND WAVE BLACK METAL LMAO. All it does is remind me that i could be listening to Immortal.

>>73218854
Haha, i didn't know you lads would search for it.
Ata Kak is great, probably my favorite african musician.
Probably the cleanest hip hop there is too.

I don't like metal anymore...I used to like metal until one of my friends pointed it out and they asked me "why do you like metal?" and I said because I can headbang to it, and that's really not a good reason. And they had me look up the lyrics, and I looked up the lyrics and I noticed that just about every metal song is angry, some of it's violent, and pretty much all of it is insulting to Christians. Also you can tell the metalers really don't have any talent in singing, in any other type of music people show their talent, but metal...you can growl like cookie monster. Big deal, who can't? If you like metal, go you but I don't. I mean, ask yourself which one's better. Let's listen to Cannibal Corpse - Hammer Smashed Face https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNhN6lT-y5U [Embed] In case you couldn't hear what the lyrics say, they say: Something, inside meeeee, it, is, coming ouuuuuuuuut, I, feel like killing, yooooooooooou.
...What the hell? Who listens to that? I mean I know there's people that listen to it so don't get all offended, but I don't like it. Personally I like Smells Like Teen Spirit much better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg [Embed] I like that song much better, the lyrics actually have meanings to it, it's not all about killing, violence, and hatred. So that's why I don't like metal anymore.

>>73217045
that's a funny way to spell Call From the Grave
>>73217047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-Ru8phxhHg

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>tfw more hardrock than metal

>>73217047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dzgrv6kSkvk
Echoes is top kvlt

>>73218888
>Something, inside meeeee, it, is, coming ouuuuuuuuut, I, feel like killing, yooooooooooou
wtf i hate metal now

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>>73218956
Good job, you've proven just how much metalheads actually care about songwriting!

>>73218977
riffs are the only thing that matter f@m

>>73218977
The only thing that matters in life is riffs

>>73218997
>>73219011
atmoshits are better

>>73219022
You fucking nu-male. If I ever happen to see you in real life, i'll crush you like the worm you are.
You disgust me. You'll find out very soon that your memes are not so funny when the clench of my fist come annihilate your teeth, you sick fuck.
You're going to cry for your momma when i'm done with your spamming cuck-ass you fucking degenerate.
Come and see bitch boy, try me.

>>73218997
>>73219011
>>73219022
it's all about breakdowns, nerd

post metal for when telepaths read your mind and stole everything

>>73219177
Metallica

>want to be the emperor of my country
(power) metal for this feel?

>>73219274
bal sagoth

>>73219274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zVGeeztbD4

>>73219274
Fleshgod Apocalypse

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Post some SPEED

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>>73219657

is thrash dadcore

>>73219688

How come I've never heard this before? Cool shit man..thanks!

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Pls rec me some good, SHORT (25 mins or less is ideal, under 30 is fine) grindcore or slam releases. I think furiously heavy metal styles work best in shorter bursts, I invariable get bored when it goes on for 45-50+ minutes.

Any essential classics that fit the bill?

>>73219776

>I think furiously heavy metal styles work best in shorter bursts

Completely agree man. Even Thrash albums that are longer than 30 mins are boring

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>finding out Alaskan called it quits

I'm sad now. I really liked them.

>>73219776
>>73219866

I totally feel it, always around the 30 minute mark when I get kinda antsy for something different, seems to drag on after that point

>>73219688
Holy shit this rules

>>73219900
NUMALES FROM OTTAWA
WHAT ELSE IS NEW

>>73219657
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM17rAWKbIM

>>73219776
>>73219866
>>73219904
t. falsies

>>73220578
oh HEY EVERYONE CHECK OUT THIS COOL ASS CAT WITH HIS MIGHTY LONG ATTENTION SPAN DOESNT EVEN COME CLOSE TO THE LENGTH OF MY DICK FAGGOT ASK YOUR MOM

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>>73220578

Agreed, fellow truey. All albums should be as long and drawn out as possible.

>>73220635
>>73220688
t. nu-males

>>73214554
asd

I started listening to Atomic Rooster and I like it a lot

>>73217953

Why do you want it down?

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>>73219776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71uNeZPvZUI

>>73221723
Being Jews and having shitty ads + BlockAdblock enabled on the site.

post alpha male metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp8rC2-zKZU

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>>73221865

>being Jews and having shitty ads
>using 4chan in 2017

NIGGER, YOU FUCKING WHAT?! Lmao

You're either bating or ridiculously unaware of the current state of this website.
Pic seriously related

>>73222026
Atleast 4chan doesn't have that BlockAdBlock shit

>>73222026
>2017
>not using an adblocker
>not blocking ads on nipchan
You have no right to lecture me on shit you cockmongling faggot.

Any underground metal tours this summer I should know about?

>>73222128
dick and the grabblers reunion tour

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>>73219657
MASTERS
OF
METAL

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>>73222116
>2017
>not just ignoring ads

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>>73214691
This lineup's pretty solid.

Anyone here in a band/write music? I'm finishing up on our last song and i'm a bit stuck

what do you guys usually do? i don't want to drink/do drugs, i work tomorrow

>>73222504
Blasphemy usually does a powerlifting session to get their creative juices flowin'

>>73222522

nice. i might do some exercise/lift.

thanks m8

>>73214659
I'll still go

>>73222754
t. shit taste deafcore kid

>>73214952
this

>>73222765
t. clueless virgin

>>73222765
>still hating on deathcore in 2017
>not realizing that atmoshit is and always will be more contrived and shit

>>73222847
Irrelevant as there's no atmoshit on that flyer

>>73222887
>implying dying fetus isn't atmoshit

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imagine having so little perspective on death metal you think people are defending atmoshit when they point out that deathcore sucks

>>73222922
how?

>>73223238
>responding to the most obvious of shitposts

>>73214659

i wouldnt go to this if ti was free

>>73223296
how?

>>73223033
i only recognize 1 band on there
am i numale?

Anybody have some black metal suggestions? I've kinda hit a dead end. I feel like I should enjoy more black metal than I do. Darkthrone is super awesome. I enjoy the atmospheric part, but also the midpace riffs on A Blaze... Earlier stuff like Bathory (even the viking stuff) and Hellhammer are great. Mayhem is all right. Most stuff I've tried isn't bad, it's just not scratching the itch. Like Immortal for example Pure Holocaust is good, just didn't really blow me away. At the Heart of Winter for the other side of them was fine, but was slightly too technical and thrashy. (Not a big thrash guy.) The albums I listened to of Taake had some good parts, but lost me in a bit in others. Just trying to find something that blows me away like Darkthrone while not just being a copy.

>>73223893
Satanic warmaster

Is the sword nu-male? I really enjoy their riffs.

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>>73224061
yes

>>73224084
AW man death is in the chart

Literally what the fuck is the mixing on this album?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrNmRABuqHo

What would a doom metal waifu dress/look like?

New thread
>>73224454

>>73224255
The bass guitar isn't bassy enough that kind of guitar playing and it's not mixed enough to the side that the lead guitar is on

and their compression is fucky at some parts