/metal/

>>73177331
>swamp limp bizkit edition

>>73177331
>pastebin
shit thread already

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You do know this guy is a racist, right?

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SALOPE

>>73177369
deal with it faggot :^)

>>73177372
DIE ALREADY

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>>73177331
>FAQ

yikes, nu-male thread from the get-go

I need more black metal with spectacular keyboards like these ones. Don't let me down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta4wcBPhdPE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eRb_0wgcqU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDjd8kv4MRA

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post the album you're listening to right now

>>73177438
Sabbat - Envenom

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>>73177438

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wow finally gotten round to listening to this

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>>73177331
>faq

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>>73177438

>>73177501
it's for new users, so they don't ask stupid questions here

name a single thrash album faster than /meal/ today

>>73177530
we haven't had it for like 2 years

>>73177530
Hahaha oh man, what innocence

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any DoDS worship bands? or something similar

>>73177419
>yikes

tumblr please leave

>>73177530
our single greatest defence against nu-malery is that they out themselves by asking stupid questions

>>73177585

Swallow the Sun?

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>>73177555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=965Vn87LeUY

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To celebrate the previous thread reaching bump limit so quickly, give me the fastest metal you know.

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CAN YOU HELP ME

>>73177686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j80xqDMaiVc
Everything Origin, basically.

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>>73177686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RUbFqJCiWU

>>73177555
Spectrum of Death

>>73177686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUgpSZ2XYpE

>>73177775
loser ass beta faggot

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>>73177775
>>73177806
fuck

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Post albums only nu-males could ever like

>>73177686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfhXou5CyCQ

>>73177775
Watch it be /kpop/ >>73177777

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>>73177849

>>73177911
god damn it

>>73177911
It's nearly always going to be them. They're the most active general on /mu/
Don't know why they're still allowed though, they never discuss the fucking music

>>73177331
>cajun linkin park edition

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>>73177911
fuckin gooks

>>73177657
not a fan, thanks for trying though

>>73177964
>they discuss korean girl feet without getting banned
>I get banned for posting t. nu-male 27 times

>>73177994
>this is who you discuss metal with

>>73177994
>I get banned for posting t. nu-male 27 times
and you deserve it too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I38H1cXr2qo
ME on the left

>>73177994
serves you right, you closeted self-loathing nu male

>>73177994
/mu/ mods are nu-males and take it very personally

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>>73177849
absolute nu-male band

Post the fastest and heaviest metal you got
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=De_HlGG2bN4

>>73177994
>posting t. nu-male 27 times
you should be banned after the first post desu

>>73178043
>>73178045
>>73178051
salty AND triggered

>>73178050
me on the right and u aint gettin none

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>>73178043
>>73178045
>>73178051
>>73178093
t. nova-masculus

>>73178050
>2009
those were the days

>>73178096
>>73178116
>break rules
>get banned
what a concept

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oh fugg

>>73178152
>being a rule-male

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>>73178152
>act like a nu-male
>someone calls you a nu-male
>respond like a nu-male

what a concept

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>>73178050
>Power metal with entry level growling to represent metal

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>>73177849

>>73177775
you forgot the "I'm a fa-"

>>73178063
This t b h desu

>>73178200
vovoid - terminal redux

so what did people here use to insult each other before the nu-male meme

>>73178285
>faggot
>nigger
>hipster
or any combination of those three

>>73177372
>You do know this guy is correct, right?
ftfy

>>73178285
nu-male was the first word posted in /metal/ and it will be the last

>>73178285
mostly hipster or poseur

>>73178285
blackie

>>73178285
atmoshitter

>>73178332
>You do know this goy is (((correct))), right?
ftfy
>>73178285
Atmoshitter

For some reason I always thought Vader started in the late 70s as a NWOBHM cover band.

>>73178409
I also thought they had formed the band to get out of working in the coal mines, but I just looked it up and that was Sodom.

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>>73178409
explain yourself

>>73178285
wimps and poseurs

>>73178409
I thought David Lee Roth was the singer of Led Zeppelin

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>>73177438
please notice me, only-other-Byzantine-fan-on-/metal/-senpai

What's some good death doom to play while I watch my wife's son's black friend fuck my Orthodox Christian, Aryan daughter?

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MANOWAR MANOWAR LIVING ON THE ROAD
WHEN WERE IN TOWN SPEAKS EXPLODE
WE DONT NU-MALES CAUSE WERE TOO LOUD
JUST TRUE METAL PEOPLE THATS MANOWARS CROWD

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>>73178532
not him but I used to listen to them during my groove metal phase
good times

>>73178489
I really don't know anon. I had always thought it was kinda cool that they started off with NWOBHM, then moved on to thrash, and then moved on to death metal, just getting heavier and heavier along with the rest of the metal scene.

>>73178562
probably some Mournful Congregation or Officium Triste my dude

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What are you listening to right now?

>>73178690
psychedelic pop

>>73178562
how about this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFPLqeQJkcY

/metal/ is too fast, I can't handle this
can anyone reccomend me some of the slowest doom?

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>>73178690
thinking man's Manowar

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>>73178731

>>73178731
Not the slowest but bretty slow at parts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrmBnN7aQ9s

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post these

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Is slamposting dead?

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>>73178731

>>73178162
Solid. I really enjoyed my first listen. Stand-out tracks were The Aura and Cracks of Light. I think I much prefer it to Opacities, though the comparison is slightly unfair.

>>73178851
wiggers have a lifespan of 3 weeks

>>73178871
But they also reproduce like rabbits

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>>73178841
Thankfully I filled this long time ago so I don't have to do it again.

>>73178851
apparently

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goL3UZc_vcY

I dig this drummer

>>73178941
that band puts on a pretty brutal live show

good stuff

>>73178941
Good drumming makes or breaks slam desu. If The Anomalies of Artificial Origin had generic drums, it would be a completely shit album.

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>>73178690

>>73178987
would be? IT IS a shit album with plastic sound and triggered drums you fuckng pleb

>>73179022
The grooves are still tight as shit, and I don't listen to slam for production aesthetics like some kind of faggot. The Last Communion has the best drumming in slam, period.

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sumthin like pic pls

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>>73179090

Somehow I never visited the Metal Archives forums before today. Is this the cuntiest message board on the internet?

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>>73178841

>>73179156
Gargoyle sounds rad

>>73179159
nwn is worse

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>>73179167
Did you mean this album?

>>73178043
I'm in good company then tee bee aych.

>>73179186
>nwn
owo

>>73179186
I think NWN at least has the collective knowledge to back up being assholes. MA just seems like a collection of people trying to cultivate smug internet personalities.

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>>73178841

>>73179266
Turbo nu-male detected.

>>73178720
lol

>>73179321
You fucking nu-male. If I ever happen to see you in real life, i'll crush you like the worm you are.
You disgust me. You'll find out very soon that your memes are not so funny when the clench of my fist come annihilate your teeth, you sick fuck.
You're going to cry for your momma when i'm done with your spamming cuck-ass you fucking degenerate.
Come and see bitch boy, try me.

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Holy fucking shit this is a masterpiece

>>73179373
Spoken like a true nu-male

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>think the nu-male meme is really stupid in regards to metal music
>checkout line at my local record store chain
>dude in front of me has a man bun, neatly trimmed beard, braided belt, moccasins and a literal purse
>he's buying Sunbather and WITTR
The meme is not a meme at all, it's a correct stereotype

>>73179266
>WASP
MY NIGGER

>>73179413
>>73179417
Ummmm.... I'm a new-male and I'm not even embarassed about it. I fucking love Wolfheart and I can't wait to listen to the new Elder album. Sorry you guys are so fucking insecure lol.

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>>73179441

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>anon why don'y put on something that everyone can enjoy

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>>73179489
heh, you got it ladies

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>>73178841
wew lad
>>73178910
>Mayhem
>avant-garde
Anyway, +++Candlemass, Edge of sanity
>>73179266
mother fucking Liege Lord, my absolute nigger

>>73179489
>letting women tell you what to do
Nu-male

>>73179489
why don't i put your heads on pikes you dumb whores

>>73179512
absolute pleb taste
>costanza in core
yikes

>>73179520
Last time I told a woman what to do, she left me

>>73179489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBP8imm03Mo

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>>73179489
okay

>>73179563
Do I hear competition?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzcZjkajQ8o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfU8mFjLEJo
WAR IS DECLARED
DEATH TO THE FALSE

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>>73179417
>Have a friend who is a colossal low test nu-male (he even admits it himself)
>Show him some "essential hipster black metal" chart that is full of blackgaze, post-BM and meme atmoshit
>mfw I already know what's going to happen next
>He starts browsing the chart and goes "Yeah I've heard that one, and that one, that's one of my favorites, that album is excellent, and so is that one..."
>Turned out the chart contained pretty much all of his favorite metal albums

You're 100% right, it isn't just a meme.

>>73179266
>Heavy
>Doom
>Black
>Thrash
>Death
>Speed
>Power
These are the only real subgenres here. Everything else is non-metal or hairsplitting 'tism.

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>>73177331
>faq

>>73179535
>>>/lgbt/

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>>73179489
I gochu senpai

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recommend me good post-meal lads, really only a fan of war meal and black meal right now

>>73179512
How is Grand Declaration of War not avant-BM? That being said, feel free to rec me some good avant-garde metal (doesn't have to be BM at all, anything avant is fine). It's not a genre that I'm very familiar with so all rec are very much appreciated, although I'd be happy if it wasn't Unexpect-tier circuscore.

>>73179651
wtf is post metal

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It this album for nu males?

>>73179651
Isis - Panopticon
Actually the only post-metal album that I like. It's not a very good genre so don't get your hopes up.

>>73179651
there is no good post-metal

>>73179684
It's nu-male metal

>>73179651
Post metal doesn't fucking exist. There's Solstafir, the band with that dude who was kicked out of Solstafir, and a bunch of shitty blackgaze bands. That's it.

>>73179684
i don't know that's why i'm asking here
>>73179703
>>73179701
>>73179709
wtf i hate post meal now

>>73179709
Oh I forgot atmosludge.

>>73179709
>the band with that dude who was kicked out of Solstafir,
and what would that be

>>73179651
Botanist, turns out dulcimers are fun

>>73179693
I dont like it, thus yes

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>>73179489
I think I got this

>>73179747
Katla

>>73179651
new bermuda
>inb4 memed to death

>>73179597
just seeing that album cover brings back memories of those fucking drums

>>73179751
i am a fan of dulcimers, this is interesting so far
>>73179786
>i unironically enjoy Deafheaven

don't tell anyone though

>>73179786
are you talking about this Bermuda?
http://got-djent.com/band/bermuda

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HpRiJWumGas

\m\(^_^)/m/ dude metal lmao xD rawr

>>73179680
written in waters is the only good avant-garde metal album.

>>73179597
Best bdm drums next to Lykathea Aflame
>>73179823
I fucking hate this cunt

>>73179820
no, I'm talking about Deafheaven album

>>73175984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7l9Rb1_7Vzo

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I WANNA EAT SOMBODY
EAT SOMBODY'S FOOD

>>73178841
Recommend me stuff to fill in the blanks, /metal/.

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Opinions on this? Gothic or death? Good or bad? Nice titties or amazing titties?

>>73179961
o that's bad

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>>73179976
Shit I forgot my image.

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>>73179980
meh album, meh titties
listen to pic related instead

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>>73178841

>>73179627
pretty much desu

>>73180014
now those are some titties.

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FATNESS REIGNS IN THE HALL OF THE BURGER KING

>>73179512
>Paul Chain
cool

>>73180005
>The Spectral Sorrows
>avant-garde
Eclectic doesn't mean avant-garde you tool

>>73180024
disappointing picture, looks much fatter in the thumbnail.

>>73179961
o fucking jeez

>>73179943
such nice art for an ultimately middling album that ends with a fucking beatles cover of all things

>>73179961
>>73180024
>the faces of metal

>>73180032
not the same guy but got any tips how can I tell the difference?

>>73180233
If it sounds like circus/carnival music, has odd time signatures, uses bicycle horns and the guitarist plays his guitar like a piano, then it's avant-garde metal

>>73179627
speed isn't a real genre either, it's in middle of heavy and thrash

>>73179489
https://youtu.be/zfJxeikCtUo

>>73180005
>>73179976
>Core
Disfiguring the Goddess - Sleeper
Anima - Enter the Killzone

>Glam
W.A.S.P. - S/T
Ratt - Out of the Cellar

>Symphonic
Fanisk - Noontide
Kataxu - Hunger of Elements

>Industrial
Dodheimsgard - 666 International
Mysticum - In the Streams of Inferno

>Folk
Nokturnal Mortum - The Voice of Steel
Kroda - Fimbulwinter

>Post
Isis - Panopticon
Lotus Thief - Rervm

>Prog
Edge of Sanity - Crimson
Fleurety - Min tid skal komme

>Drone
Sunn O))) - Black One
Boris - Amplifier Worship

>Power
Blind Guardian - Nightfall in the Middle-Earth
Lost Horizon - A Flame to the Ground Beneath

>Alternative
System of a Down - S/T
Alice in Chains - Black Gives Way to Blue

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>>73180362
thus the perfect genre

What's the best speed metal out there?

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>>73178841

>>73180442
motörhead

You nu-males are literally subhuman. I would take pleasure in killing you

underrated glam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axgbToJc7TA

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>>73180445

>>73180480
t. bizarro dmshareguy

>>73180445
nice cawks :3

>>73179693
they like sleep but high on fire actually has riffs so no

>>73180491
I miss his shares. Got me into some really cool shit.
At the same time he was an annoying cunt, so I'm glad he's gone.

>>73180483
This got stuck in my head right away. ty

>>73180483
>wipes the freshly pressed vinyl with his hair
kek

>>73180418
>preferring le wacky piano interludes and brazilian bongala-bonga reggae dance to superior SataNic nvklear riffage and misanthropic totalitarian BEATZ from Silesia, Poland.

exterminate yourself my man

Is Eyehategod worth seeing live?

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>>73180483
nice

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I don't think I like metal anymore

>>73179684
Metal for mailmen.

>>73180640
Please leave the hall immediately.

>>73180640
what have you started to like?

>>73180640
you never really """liked""" it to begin with then

>>73179159
>>73179237
Pro-tip: if someone on MA has their location as either "United States" or "Canada," they're probably a smug cunt. People like forestcorpse from Norway seem patrician.

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Is there such a thing as straight edge metal?

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Wtf was Relapse thinking?

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>>73180753
new wave of tad metal

>>73179512
jesus fuck that is some mediocre-ass taste

Rec me sympho-black in the vein of Gehenna, False, Emperor, etc.

Best glam song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNaTxaJyl9M

>>73180793
I'd fuck the girl on the right

>>73180805
delete yourself

>>73180445
>>73180484
>>73180521
>TFW summer is here

>>73180801
I don't understand why people are shitting on that chart
I just checked out Solace and they're good

>>73180793
their first album is good. so good that i havent bothered listening to anything after it

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>>73180805
This sounds closer to true glam than modren glam bands

>>73180860
>TFW
summer really is here

>>73180871
I'm just saying it's mediocre

it reeks of hipsterism. Like, how far up your own ass do you have to be to have those albums as your favorites in their respective genres?

>>73180834
Suck your dads

I've heard that only nu males dislike Dream Theater. Is this true?

>>73180935
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>73180900
Autocorrect

>>73180956
Only on opposite day, pickle toucher

>>73180956
Only for their newest album. "The Gift of Music" is makes-a-grown-man-cry tier.

>>73180935
you just sound like a pleb 2bh and are bootybothered from being scarred and upset by something you don't understand

>>73180956
well it's complicated because metalsucks gave their new album a high score and that's a nu-male blog. but then petrucci came out in support of trump so they'll probably shit on them at every opportunity from now on

Does 3teeth count as industrial rock or industrial metal?

They label themselves as metal but I'm not completely feeling it. Like, they're not using the right scales or something.

Either way they're the best thing to come out of industrial rock/metal in the past 15 years (not counting hybrid subgenres ofc)

so, will Snorre and Hellhammer ever record new Thorns?

>>73181034
Snorre is too busy fucking around doing harsh noise at art exhibitions like a fucking loser to actually make cool music

>>73179961
literally blackie

>>73181063
source?

>>73180956
It's not.

It's more that only fedoratippers like it.

>>73180956
Dream Theater is the ultimate fedora prog though.

>>73180956
I only like it for guitar practice

>>73180640
I don't think I like you anymore, anon..

>>73180442

what's the best slowness metal?
this shit's clearly made up

>>73181175
it's called funeral doom you insufferable cunt

>>73181189
wow rude

>>73181189
not really, since speed metal =/= power metal, then slowness metal =/= doom metal

>>73181321
speed and power are two distinct genres
funeral doom is its own thing too
""""slowness metal""""" is just your failed meme and you should kill yourself

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So here are all the answer when I asked you guys your favorite metal album. In order to keep a nice symmetrical 5x5 chart, no meme replies were omitted. How does this selection of albums make you feel?

>>73181690
no one fucking cares

>>73181690
>When Babymetal is the best album in the image

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>>73181690
>babymetal
>ghost
>ulver
>Sodom
>SODOM

>>73181690
7/10 I can dig it.

>>73181690
people on /metal/ have a well varied taste

>>73181690
feels good to have put black sabbath in it

>>73181690
>How does this selection of albums make you feel?

like i'm surrounded by nu-males

BEWAAAAAAAAAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON TONIGHT
BEWAAAAAAAAAAAREEEEEEEEEEE
THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTTTTTTTTT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEUSGEkij80

>tfw started working a few months ago
>tfw I should be in bed right now since I'm going to work in a few hours
>tfw instead of becoming a functional, well-adjusted adult like I was lead to believe I would become, I just became an extremely self-loathing borderline alcoholic
>tfw my work contract runs out at the end of this week
>tfw I've never hoped for anything as much as I'm hoping for them not to renew that fucking contract

wish me luck lads

>>73181781
>tfw I was the one that posted Babymetal
Feels really good

>>73179489
mfw this happened in real life and it no one complained.
>everyones high
>put on Tiamat
>everyone enjoyed it, even the turbo normies

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>>73181873
you are ok

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>tfw only listened to 100 new records this year
I need more. Post new albums from this year

pic related was good

does it annoy anyone else that music venues seem to play the same records everyone's heard a million times in between bands? like, can't we get something more obscure than Death or Suffocation for a change?

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>>73181873
>Posting a well known meme album instead of some obscure less obvious one
I hope you understand that you've failed as a memeposter

>>73181958
Rarely anyone talks about Babymetal anymore. It's always Vektor - Artificial Exuvia or >Sodom

Last summer I asked you all what all of the meme bands and genres were, and this was the list:

Vektor - Terminal Redux
Decapitated - Winds of Creation
Fear Factory - Demanufacture
Pantera - The Great Southern Trendkill
Sepultura – Roots (before Roots is not meme)
Gojira - From Mars To Sirius
Pantera
Gojira
Memeshuggah
Memetallica
Paradise Lost (“Paralyzed Loins”)
Repulsion
Opeth
Suffocation
Artillery
Lich King
Soilwork
Fallujah
In Flames
Machine Head
Liturgy

Meme genres:
Powerviolence
Emoviolence
Dissoshit
Techwank
Slam
Beatdown
Sludgewave
Djent
Cybergrind
Atmoblack/Blackgays
Atmosludge
Hipster Grind
Anything "Hipster"
Pornogrind
Nintendocore
Psychostick
Nu-Male/Cuckcore
Mumblecore? For El Mudo – Chacarron Macarron
Crunkcore
Caverncore
Norsecore

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>>73181982
That's why we need sabbathposting

>>73181939
Goatvermin

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>>73181872
nice blog post

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>>73177438

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>>73177438

>>73182017
DUDE WEED LMMAAOOO

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>>73177438

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>Implying she isn't the best metal waifu

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>>73181958

>>73182132
>implying dumbo could ever be my waifu

>>73182132
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XchX-gstDBE

2D>3D

>>73182132
I'd hold her hand
if you know what I mean

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>>73177438
Really enjoying the vocals

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>>73177438

>>73182188
If by "hold her hand" you mean "lick her sweet pussy and give her multiple orgasms every single day" then sure, I know what you mean.

>>73182222
disgusting quads

>>73182188
you sick monster

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>>73179961
>>73180024

>>73182188
hand holding is the thinking man's fetish

>>73181031
They sound more like rock to me, like a heavier NIN

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>>73182188
>Not wanting a fat, sub-white power metal gf

>>73182270
>female power metal vocalist
no thanks

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>>73182229
>Implying you wouldn't do the same given the chance
>Implying there's anything disgusting about those quads of truth

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>>73182132
Her ears look weird

>>73182286
>Not liking Ancient Bards
>Not liking Dark Moor
>Implying Dark Moor has put out a decent album since the gril left
Kill yourself,cuck

>>73182311
Dark Moor's vocalist is the exception. Every other one sucks.

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Hi guys, I've started listening to metal recently so I don't know that much

Is there such thing as desert metal? Not as in stoner metal, but like folk metal or viking metal soun northern, is there anything that takes you to a desert or sounds egyptian or something like that? not sure if I make myself clear I'm quite drunk

>>73182081
Smoking is bad
Stop

>>73182291
>>73182308
>>>/kpop/

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It could be worse

>>73182323
Somebody post the aladdin metal chart for dis nigga.

>>73182323
Do you mean Aladdin metal like Myrath or Al Namrood?

>>73182332
the babymetal general is at >>>/jp/ tho

>>73182066
this shit wanks so hard

>>73182323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IArBw3XIzF4

>>73182323
Orphaned Land
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAGV67gDq4c

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>>73182323
>>73182344
This?

For when you're sober: look for guitarists that use the scales phrygian dominant and harmonic minor like Malmsteen

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>>73182344
>>73182350
>>73182386
>>73182422
Holy shit exactly what I was looking for

>Somebody post the aladdin metal chart for dis nigga
that would be awesome

thanks famalams

>>73182323
posting the obvious since nobody else has and it isn't on that chart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6XB9twmpUw

>>73182535
>not Unas Slayer of Gods or Ramses Bringer of War

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>>73182325
/pol/

>>73182577
Don't be acting all loopy around me, ok?

>>73182556
considered posting unas but that one is more pyramid chamber metal than pure desert metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmX_lGwL1l4

>>73182323
Maybe you'll like these albums:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPMoJYm_64w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxN8bSohJCU

New thread

>>73182676
>>73182676

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>>73182323
we wuz kangz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5rs-3RcBCk

>>73182622
ok man, i'm with you

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>>73182132
>ephebophilia

>>73180017

>Omen

I like you

>>73182457
these types of charts are neat, should have more of them alongside the cosmic chart

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I'm a nu-male and I'm tired of everyone pretending it matters or that I'm less worth as a person because of it. You can all meme yourselves out of existence, doesn't change the fact that we're pretty much where humanity is headed. Yeah I might be a cucked BLACKED pegged manlet piece of shit, but soon enough everyone will be. And those disgusting, fat, triggered tumblr SJW "females" with a title in imaginary taxonomy are also the future.

It's awful and I hate it, but it's inevitable. I'm a nu-male, that's right. I listen to feelsy post-avant-atmoblackgaze and like putting things up my arse and whatever. As I said, soon enough we all will be.

Except the lucky ones who can muster enough courage to end their lives, but of course, being a nu-male, I will never know courage in my entire, possibly obscenely long life.

Pic related, it's my favourite album of all times. It gives me *mmmuh feels*

>>73182457
needs: Nile, Lykathea, Demigod-era Behemth and

A L

N A M

R
O
O
D

Is pantera nu-male

>>73183693
duh

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>>73177438

>>73183693
no, it's just shit