ft. /johnny/ edition
prev >>72972978
FROM THE ABODE OF DEMONS
>>72972352
Delete this.
What's some Ligotti-inspired metal?
daily reminder that if you like even a single album off this chart you need to leave immediately
>>72981803
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SO FUCKING GOOD!
>>72981868
>some random weeb sperging out over second rate Helloween clones
always makes me cringe
experience bg in 360°
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JK4OPnIUcmg&feature=youtu.be
>>72981936
I want to experience Banished From Sanctuary and/or The Last Candle live, my favorite songs from BG.
>>72981925
>second rate Helloween clones
>>72981803
>>72981868
whats the band?
also who /bolt thrower/ here?
Obligatory Slam posting
>Nu-males need not apply
https://youtu.be/2XTI3hIGCTk
>>72982025
SPEAAAAARHEAAAAAAAAAAAD
Also, the band is called Amphibian.
The only good Bolt Thrower album
@72982052
pathetic bait, no (You)s for you.
>>72982052
Not even their best.
http://www.boltthrower.com/discography/mercenary.php
link related, their best album.
Starting my day with rum & coke, what should I be listening to lads?
>>72982071
>>72982084
>entry level kiddies can't into R A W
>>72982086
Sadus's Chemical Exposure.
> listening to death metal
>>72982086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVyfapG1Kvc
you might enjoy some cirith ungol
>>72982103
Fuck me, this band was great back in the day.
@72982099
>not listening to everything metal has to offer
>>72982094
>i have superior taste because i avoid good riffs and well written, structured songs
do you know how I know youre a pathetic loser?
>>72982086
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWc_GcUYJcU
>>72982103
This album kicks so much ass, good taste anon
>>72982025
WHERE NEXT
TO CONQUER
>>72982099
>listening to music
>>72981843
>consuming impulse
>unquestionable presence
if you want to really make it 'my taste is fucking superior' replace them with Spheres and Elements
>>72982103
>buttmetal like Manilla Road
@72982232
>@
>>72982099
>>72982220
>having pictures of ugly fat men with fedoras on your hard drive
>>72982261
other than himself you mean
>>72982042
https://gorehouseproductions.bandcamp.com/album/wriggling-chrysalis-of-metaphysical-grudge-2
>>72982261
THIS IS
HUH WOW
>[autistic screeching]
>>72982298
Thank you for this
>>72981803
post anime as fuck metal
post week
>>72982417
weebslam isn't weeb, it's urban wigger-core
>>72982438
+Voivod, Current 93, Terrorizer, Power Trip and Trouble
>>72981544
Any albums in particular?
>>72982457
Black Halo and Return to Heaven Denied
>>72982479
>black halo
i prefer epica,
>>72982502
FOLLOW YOUR COMMON SENSE
Should I go see Samsara Blues Experiment live?
>>72982456
+++Voivod, Morbid Angel, Cluster, Dark Angel
+Air, Leviathan, Darkthrone, Windir, DOOM:VS, Fates Warning
~Yob
>>72982438
I need y'all niggas help. I was going to go to Hellfest in France before work fucked me over, assigning me a project that runs during it. Instead I have time off around Wacken which has a surprisingly sensible line up for my tastes. Barely any bands I haven't seen before though. Should I go?
I've been there from 2008 till 2010 and swore not to come again unless the line ups improved.
>>72982446
Im not sure if you know what slam is, but either way that band is from china.
Are you seeing bands like Devourment, Pathology, Kraanium and Abominable Putridity are wigger-core?
>>72982657
>Akercocke and Voices
my mane
hyped for the new Voices album?
>>72982657
go for it
>>72982084
Nah, The IVth Crusade is, although the title track off Mercenary might be their best song
>>72982657
Got back into Akercocke this week myself.
>>72982682
Petrograph is pretty decent so I'm pretty hyped. Don't know what to think of Akercocke returning, they do have Scanlan back, but it's been over a year since the announcement.
>>72982688
15 of the bands I'd go see I've seen before, most of them more than three times even. I don't know if seeing Kreator for the 7th time or Morbid Angel for the 6th will really get me going.
Saying that, I haven't seen Morbid Angel with Steve Tucker so maybe that'll be cool.
>>72982791
Then don't, grab a book or something and relax.
>>72982438
fantano core
>>72982657
Decent megadeth rest have no intrerst in
>>72982456
+voivod,summoning,fates warning
>>72982881
>fantano core
???
>>72982881
+JP, Amphibian, Summoning, Crüe.
name my band /metal/
>>72983159
le Fagettes xDDDD
>>72982042
you might want to fuck off with those bass-drops
>>72983189
what do you mean?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAXDi35Zxz0
>>72983225
This doesnt justify anything.
>>72981793
A WING OF THE PENTAGRAM
>>72983159
this is the height of german metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkUI-Y4svWo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3YH0toLQWA
Welcome Home (Sanitar~
U-uh, I mean Welcome to Dying
New ELDER album leaked. I love them but they need to come back from outer space and riff a little more like they used to.
https://mega.nz/#!70JgDTLa!dp0jzaNeyJw07BoDyw4Z2hWp-vJp6RiV4-5ND6saMkY
finally starting to learn double bass drumming today
ideally i'll be able to play through none so vile by the end of the night
>>72983549
do you have 10 grams of fresh, uncut top notch meth to ingest? if so, yes you might.
SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN
>>72983549
If you can't then just quit playing drums forever
>>72983583
>Araya is actually a christfag
wew
>>72981843
Nice strategy anon. Say the good albums are bad so that the numales don't give them any attention.
>>72982103
>slough feg
>cirth ungol
>Brocas Helm
>manilla road
That is what I call fedora metal.
>>72983580
I have two monsters and a bag of skittles
>>72983759
they're called "epic heavy metal" so I guess you're not far off, but I love it anyways
>>72983759
Fedora metal is already shit like Dream Theater, find another term
>>72983759
no that doesnt make any sense. thats what goofy prog falls under.
>>72981768
Sure Johnny is strong
But can he defeat Randy??
>>72983759
All metal is fedora so you better get used to being called a fedora by nu-males.
>>72983189
>>72983337
>babby cant into slam drops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o7AmyEamVM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8p9yMWHCjI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yL7-Z6TAN8
need more $labz with drops boys
>open my new Darkspace CD
>take the disc out
>notice that even the back side of it is black
can anyone rec me some stuff based off my week?
>>72984448
I just started listening to these guys, goddamm they are amazing.
Shirts when though?
>>72984485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EwyI0o0dwg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9HYXwjB62E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hg3INmTE56Q
>>72984448
>Darkspace
nu-male metal
>>72984221
Yea a lot of the goofy prog metal is extremely cringe today. Though the bands I mentioned are just as fedora cringing as them.
>>72984606
BASED SCALZI
Call them what you like, but anybody that doesn't like Slough Feg or early Hammers of Misfortune can get fucked.
>>72983393
dammit, Metallica.
>>72982052
>>72982084
>>72982708
Excuse me but it seems you've all forgotten about Realm of Chaos.
>>72984606
I truly don't see what's cringey about epic heavy metal in general
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fh2jlZ1m4V0
The best in finnish heavy metal
>>72983583
Flesh starts to...
A) Burn
B) Twist
C) Deform
>tfw haven't listened to enough music to fill a 5x5 chart
What a shitty week it has been
>>72982438
~At the Gates
-Swans
Can't say that I like your chart
>>72982456
+Wu-Tang Clan, Darkthrone, Windir, :Of the Wand & the Moon:, Summoning
~Leviathan, Taake
>>72982657
+Akercocke, The Ruins of Beverast
~Megadeth, Opeth, Alice Cooper
>>72982748
+Bloody Kisses, Lykathea Aflame, Akercocke, Bathory, Falkenbach
~Umskiptar, Dauði Baldrs
-Moëvöt
>>72984636
Sweet, so that means I can get fucked? It's been too long.
I'm gonna see Megadeth later this year and it's pretty much the first gig I've ever been to. Anything I should be aware of? Do I need earplugs and do they sell them at the venue?
>>72984833
always wear earpro and expect a washed up thrash band that should have quit 15 years ago
>>72984833
>Anything I should be aware of?
Megadeth's bad
>>72984833
>Do I need earplugs
Yes.
>do they sell them at the venue?
Some do, some don't, and most of the time they're cheap foam ones you can buy from the dollar store.
Get you a good pair of Etymotic plugs.
>>72984448
looks like a ps1 disc
>>72984935
it is the same thing really
post albums you like a lot
>>72984772
Lord Satanachia is quite the fella.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=If-I3_QA12U
Their stuff isn't half bad but all of their gigs are more or less this.
>>72984950
>>72984863
>15 years ago
More like 25
>>72984950
>>72984950
>>72984950
>>>/tv/83179810
What did he mean by this?
>>72985209
He's right though
>>72985209
no what did
>>83180352
mean by this?
>pantera
>not loved by nu-males
>>72985237
i mean
>>>/tv/83180352
i'm retarded
>>72984950
>>72985128
>>72985189
>>72984950
>>72985128
>>72985189
>>72985303
>>72984433
This is what i friccen needed
>>72984950
>>72985128
>>72985189
>>72985303
>>72985322
>>72985342
How long have you been waiting to post these
>>72985252
>linking to /tv/
End your life.
>>72985350
about 36 seconds
Haha that thread got btfo thanks to nu-male mods
>>72985387
Yeah we saw that last time you posted it
>>72985387
>reposting your own le meem xddd
>>72985402
>>72985418
Stfu numales gtfo of my thread
>>72985335
sir please watch your language; this is a worksafe board
>>72985387
>death metal is chunky chords
Death metal is DUDE STANKY RIFFS LMAO.
And I love it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZpLlwxk7XQ
>>72985429
>thank you nu-males!
>nu-males gtfo my thread!
>posting a drawing of the nues of all males
Your shit's retarded
>>72985464
Maybe if you weren't such a numale you wouldn't be this illiterate. Go back to your baby metal garbage thread bitch boy
Pic related it's nu-male (You)-male
>>72985535
1/10
>>72985535
>sodom
>72985535
Why are you posting pictures of yourself?
>>72985629
>>>/v/eddit
you gaymen manchild
ok why is no one reporting this
old school shit
>>72985629
huh?
>>72984950
good ass album
>>72985629
Sodom is Kojimbo approved I swear
http://www.strawpoll.me/13040494
http://www.strawpoll.me/13040494
>>72985838
I'm 25 but there are two options that include 25. Which one do I pick?
>>72985917
Are you closer to 25 or 26?
>>72985932
More like "post-thrash"
>>72985639
>listens to metal
>calls anyone else manchild
lol
>>72985928
I'm closer to 25. But It's not like I'm going to go backwards in time. I answered the second 25.
>>72986008
Wrong
>>72986013
Well, guess I fucked up.
>>72985535
but who was taking picture
>>72986118
A camera
>>72986135
But who is behind the camera?
give me death thrash or give me death
>>72985432
Frig off
>>72986281
probably a wall or a door
>>72986296
Nocturnus The Key
terminal redux
>>72986296
>>72986353
Woah woah woah there pal...
did you just say TERMINAL REDUX?
as in, the GREATEST thrash album is HISTORY? You heard me right! Vektor really managed to destroy the whole genre with this album. The riffs, the atmosphere, the EVERYTHING god damnit! What's there not to love?
Recharging the Void is straight up there with Mozart's Requiem and Beethoven's 5th Symphony!!
And the sheer beauty of Collapse!!!
This is legitimately the greatest album of all time.
All hail Terminal Redux, all hail Vektor.
I just blasted Deathspell Omega to my mother AMA
What is the metal equivalent of the Metal Gear franchise and why is it Leprous?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nim10BdaTMw
>>72986296
1985 vintage
>>72986404
Vektor - Terminal Redux
>>72986461
I'm pretty sure a 48 year old mom is behind deathspell omega's unriffs
>>72986463
>why is it Leprous?
because they're both gay and primarily appeal to teenagers
>>72986480
Wouldn't that be cool as fuck
Like an avant metal Vi Subversa
>>72986461
Which album? What did she think of it?
Recommend me tech-death similar to Necrophagist, Spawn of Possession, etc please
>>72986536
30 minutes on pornhub should do the trick
>>72986551
oh i get it, a wank joke lol nice one bro
>>72986536
Actually good:
Anata
!T.O.O.H.!
Appalling Spawn/Lykathea Aflame
Continuo Renacer
Pavor (especially their sophomore; their debut is a lot more old school)
Decapitated
Neglected Fields
(early) Ulcerate
Theory In Practice
Not necessarily bad but more clones than anything else:
Gorgasm/Gorod
Obscura
Ouroboros
Shit Tier that you still might enjoy:
Fallujah
The Faceless
Job For A Cowboy
>>72986659
Thank you!
Btw, new Decapitated is shit tier but the early stuff is strong.
>>72986722
No problama
>Decapitated
Yeah I only care about their debut to be honest withcha
Who lust for freedom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82ATECjrJ04
Post Metal about freedom
>>72986501
>Vi Subversa
;_; she was a lovely old tart
>>72986750
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_E4suqdKx4
>>72986750
Personal favorite freedom song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raacM4mEQ5c
Hi glambrothers!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o6_COmXy4E
>>72987071
Funny meme, definitely upboated
>>72986404
So why does /metal/ vehemently hate this album? Is it because it is over hyped?
>>72982303
*inaudible screeching*
>>72987165
begging the question
stop making shit up
>>72987204
What exactly am I making up?
>>72987225
>/metal/ vehemently hate[s] this album
No one vehemently hates it. We just have fun memeing it and being contrarian faggots. Calm down.
>>72987225
>implying /mu/ has a universal, homogeneous opinion towards any album, ever
>implying anyone here feels actual, vehement hatred towards anything
This is a deadbeat board of irresolute teens who have yet to know real hate, or love, or anything.
>>72987258
>No one vehemently hates it
t. neo-man
What does /metal/ think of Cozy Powell?
>>72987300
I made the nu-male chart and I like more than half the albums on it
the nu-male pretext is just used in order to keep the general void of /mu/ scum
glam? power? how 'bout both you fucking niggers?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQZakNbYdVY
>>72987258
>Y-y-y-yea it's ust a meme you are not a numale if you like it!!!
Anti-Ulver plebs eternally BTFO
>>72984825
+Exodus, Testament, Helloween
>>72987374
nice strawman, faggot
>>72986527
I only played three minutes of Abscission. She didn't care about it because she was chatting with her friends
>>72987343
Rising has some of my favourite drums
>>72987368
nice try kiddo, i made the nu-male chart
>>72987378
Bergtatt is unironically better and more memorable
Signed: An absolute fan of everything Ulver has ever done except that snorefest cover album
>>72987423
Nice try fag, but it was actually I who made the chart.
>ulver
>>72987412
>she was chatting with her friends
Wow, you're an absolute cunt. I thought the situation was you asked your mum to listen to something and ask her what she thought of it. Turns out you're being a shitty son and throwing noise in her general direction when she's trying to have a chat with her friends.
No wonder you listen to metal.
>>72987439
>Saxon
>PrepTheBullver
>>72987438
How could you have made it if i'm its creator?
>>72987444
She was on Whatsapp or fb Idk and I asked her if i could blast something for her. Wasn't trying to annoy her or anything.
>>72987412
do you have actual autism?
>>72987427
Bergatt was a nice fusion of folk and black metal elements, but Nattens Madrigal is their definitive work. It's unrelenting brutality and beautiful usage of romanticized themes put it leagues above Bergatt in every aspect. And it's also their best pleb filter.
>pUlverize my rectum
>>72987479
How could any of you have made it if I am its one and only true architect?
>>72987492
>pleb filter
i agree, if you like ulver you out yourself as a pleb
fuck here it goes
>>72987492
I, too, can purposedly dedicate three or four neutral words to an album and then a whole dolled up sentence to another album to make it seem like my argument is valid.
They're both amazing albums and they do what they do best than any other album, but Bergtatt was a staggeringly original piece, while Nattens was the logical conclusion of a pre-existing sound. Again, both are immensely impressive achievements, but one wins in tems of precedence.
>>72987423
no, I made it.
What are some anti-nu male bands? Darkthrone started as one, yet turned their way pretty well with Total Death.
>numales madrigal
>>72987500
I think you mean "ass" sempai
>>72987548
Why arsenic?
>>72987535
Faggot.
>>72987591
D':
>>72982042
Meme genre indeed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxeSjfC--Eg
>>72987513
Great album
>>72987535
>precedence
You wish. Bergatt was neat and all that, but their potential was fully utilized on Nattens where they truly showed the nature of their ability as musicians. It was tighter, conceptually better and displayed everything that worked with the second wave quite well. Also, those fucking guitars and vocals just absolutely killed on Nattens!
>>72987658
I'm not sure what you think precedence means, but either way your argument doesn't conflict with mine.
>>72987693
Bergatt isn't better, especially not because it came before or was more "original". Originality is overrated anyway, execution is of greater importance and Ulver killed it with Nattens in that regard.
>>72982395
>>72987735
>Originality is overrated anyway
Yeah ok, I suppose OSDM Band n#93864 is better than the actual old school bands just because they got bette, 21st century equipment to reach those low notes more clearly.
Anyway, that stupid point aside, you're not making a much better argument as to why Nattens is better (i.e. it's better because it brought a preexisting sound to perfection, which doesn't carry much more weight as an argument than saying Bergtatt is better because it brought a whole style into existence).
As I said thrice now, both albums are the best at what they do, but Bergtatt has the upperhand as a creative force. The distance between 0 and 1 is infinitely bigger than the distance between 1 and whatever infinite positive quantity you may name.
Still, two of my favourite bm albums of all time, period.
>>72987793
>OSDM Revival* Band n#93864
I meant
Bit mainstream but still delivers
Black > AJFA > RtL > MoP > KeA
>>72987841
>Gojira post 2005
>good
>tolerable even
>>72987793
That's like saying Bathory is better than most black metal bands just because it created the sound for what was to come and did it first. There were many other acts that were inspired by it and lead the sound to perfection and beyond, thus improved on it and made better shit. Even though Nattens is a pretty straight forward album and doesn't break new ground like Bergatt sorta did, it's better and there's no denying that fact. Have a good one.
>>72987852
RTL > AJFA > KEA > MOP >>>>>>>> Black
>>72987864
:'(
>>72987926
>That's like saying Bathory is better than most black metal bands just because it created the sound for what was to come and did it first.
No. That'd be saying like their debut is better than The Return....
> it's better and there's no denying that fact.
Again, you have yet to make an attempt at explaining that "fact"
>>72987926
Black was the most successful album for a reason m8 and that's because it was the magnum opus
>>72987539
Manowar
>>72987539
versailles
>>72988035
guitar work on their records is bretty gud
>>72987852
RtL > AJFA >> MoP > KEA > Black
To be quite honest with you my famalam
>>72987492
>>72987658
americans and black metal was a mistake
>>72988179
>Inquisition
>Judas Riffscariot
>Black Twilight Circle
>Leviathan
>mistake
no, you
>>72988179
I agree, but how's that related to Ulver?
>>72988211
Inquisition is a CHI-colombian band
>>72988381
fucker released his mediocre debut in his homeland and then went to the states to make a name for himself. It's a US band as far as anyone should be concerned
>>72982395
fuck you
>>72982438
>>72983583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9R3_cS6jsk
>>72985125
Great taste friendo
>>72988638
haha gay
recently got a last.fm account, am I doing this right?
>>72982438
tell me how much of a nu-male I am
>>72988825
If you've only scrobbled those six albums then yeah, you're doing it right.
>>72988675
Holy shit
>>72988962
Last place I expected a jojo reference is here
>>72989051
JJBA is ultimate nu-male-killer.
>>72988149
FLCL > GitS > NGE > SEL
we /a/ now
why is voivod so good lads
>dis self titled track
>>72989388
Voivod was only good between 1987 and 1997
>>72982438
>it's all numale and sad shit
pls no bully
>>72989416
a decade of great albums is still better than most bands
and their early material is not that bad
>>72989274
/metal/ ? more met/a/l
>>72989459
++++vallenfyre
still a nu-male though
>>72989471
I'm not dissing them, though
>>72987635
I swear this shit is becoming a parody if itself.
>>72987635
wasn't this originally a /meal/ meme
>>72985647
It's a shitty forced meme
Why the fuck does Quorthon sound so much like the dried up old lady fish from SpongeBob that asks if they're selling chocolate
Compare the two
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y02frMUKTM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xj9-z58XCp8
>>72989742
holy shit, you're right
>>72989637
it's an obvious joke using a meme as its cover art, how is it "becoming" a parody of anything
>>72989742
quorthon? more like queerthon
Are the Tucker-era Morbid Angel albums any good? Apparently that's all they're playing on this tour.
>>72989775
Do you know what parody means?
>>72989839
yea
>>72989839
tucker's MA is more THICC and weird tbqh
Power metal is the way, this kills the nu-male
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmP4iTGY97Y
I'll just ask this question here because whatever. Is there any way to stop last.fm from autocorrecting? I hate when it keeps "correcting" a band to a different band.
Name a better symphonic-anything album, I dare you.
>>72990221
t. nu-male
>>72981768
>comedy music is shit in every single genre
why is this?
>>72990221
I already posted >>72985101 some time ago but it's not necessarily a better album, just roughly at the same level. It doesn't really get much better than Goat Horns.
>>72990250
>Crotchduster
>shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra6XQMjWPoc
how are they so loud and heavy? how can other bands compete? others just play, MANOWAR KILLS
>>72990146
>Power metal is the way, this kills the nu-male
power metal fans were nu male before nu male was even a term.
>>72990221
in the nightside eclipse
>>72990265
ALL MEN PLAY ON 10
>>72990238
Do you even know how slavic right-wing and national socialist Nokturnal Mortum is?
>>72990257
>>72990221
Come on everyone knows VoS is the best NM
>>72990300
>national socialist
super nu-male
>>72990331
Yeah but Voice of Steel isn't really symphonic, it's just folk black. Goat Horns is keyboards: the album.
>>72990331
i like Weltanschauung
>>72989839
Summoning Redemption is the best tbqh, why do people hate the frog into so much.
>>72990266
dubs speak the truth
>>72990300
only nu-males are right wing desu
>NSBM
>melodic death metal
>>72990591
>losing to a roidy pajeet
What's some goth influenced metal that actually sounds like goth rock that isn't bland and hammy symphonic shit?
>technical brutal slamming death metal
Post some insane thrash music
This is the most insane and fast thrash album I can think of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6VXVZLY2uY
>>72990647
t. worked nu-male
>>72990733
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bpuUZdAoe4
>>72990591
You dont actually like Orton do you?
>>72990738
>finna seething
>>72990769
>current year
>not liking Orton
>>72990769
He's better than the shitskin.
But nah, that match overall was lackluster and Orton didn't save it. The UK championship was like a hundred times better. Hell, the fucking Fabreeze match was better.
>>72990841
best part was when orton dropped the mini pajeets on their heads and corpsed
>>72990858
>when orton dropped the mini pajeets on their heads and corpsed
Seriously either Orton doesn't know his own strength or those poo-in-loos weigh like 90 lbs.
>>72990858
>>72990886
Those men are legitimately tiny. Do you think a guy who's been wrestling for years doesn't know his own strength?
See >>72986084
>>72990886
'wrasslin is faker than Alestorm, Gloryhammer and Twilight Force combined
>>72991448
Gee who would have fucking guessed pro wrestling isn't actual fighting
shocker
>>72987926
Are we all going to pretend like Bathory isn't the best black metal band or what? But I agree that Nattens is much better than Bergtatt, then again I hate Bergtatt but the point still stands.
>>72991472
>Are we all going to pretend like Bathory isn't the best black metal band or what?
Maybe if you're new to Black Metal
take your faggot sports and get back to /asp/
>>72991472
That fact that Bathory is the best band of the genre it created doesn't say much about black metal at all
Also, Bathory being the best BM band ever is actually objectively wrong when Immortal exists
>>72991472
>I hate Bergtatt
you're such a cool guy
>>72991448
It's not fake. It's pre-determined.
People break bones, bleed and even die in the ring. THe drama for anyone who isn't retarded is seeing how they manage to make it look natural and organic without fucking dying.
>>72991645
>People break bones, bleed and even die in the ring.
That also happens while filming movies. Doesn't mean they're not fake. You can die faking something, of course you can.
>>72991690
But you don't need to point out that the "product" is fake when no-one but children and retards watch it for the product.
>>72991755
>need
You don't need to say anything about anything unless someone's on fire or something's about to explode
>>72991773
Nice reductio ad absurdum. Instead of facing how fucking stupid your own understand of the situation is, just use bullshit reasoning to jump around the fact that the product being fake is literally irrelevant.
>>72991830
Baby I just joined this convo two posts ago to point out that wrasslin is fake and that it doesn't matter, much like your bitch ass
>>72991888
Wrestling isn't fake.
>>72991979
Sure, much in the same way the costumes and props in a film aren't fake, because they're real tangible things that exist.
Damn, bozo, let me ask you in a serious manner for a second: art thou bothered?
>>72992046
Yes, I'm bothered when people like you don't understand the basic premise of pro wrestling.
Do you go to /tv/ and tell people "hey man, those fucking TV shows aren't really happening"?
>>72992097
Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalse
EQUIMANTHORN
the point of those things are that they're completely detached from reality (you're watching it from a screen!!!!!!!!!), while rasleen is presented as something to be taken seriously (evidence: the thousands of retards who think it's real, and posters like you)
>>72982052
That's definitely the best but not just the only good one brozum.
>>72992117
>while rasleen is presented as something to be taken seriously
lol
I can't take you seriously at this point.
>>72982115
you just can't into raw f@m. sad!