/metal/ general

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Wrong waifu

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who's your waifu or horseifu from versailles

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Hey, does anyone want to go to the architects concert in Sydney with me? We dont have to hold hands, but we can if you want to...

MANOWAR MANOWAR LIVIN ON THE ROAD

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>anyone but Onielar as Waifu
Shit waifus confirmed

currently seeing devin townsend live

ama

>>72963384
BORN TO LIVE FOREVER MORE

THE RIGHT TO CONQUER EVERY SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

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best /metal/ girl

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>Want to get Unquestionable Presence shirt
>This is on the back

J U S T

>>72963685
lmfao

>>72963685
shit

>>72963685
Similar thing happened with me when i wanted a effigy of the forgotton shirt. Had some tryhard anti-religious message on the back

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>>72963557

>>72963275
Can someone recommend me any good heavy metal from 1990 onwards? I've only really listened to Motörhead, Black Sabbath and AC/DC, stuff like that. The only more recent stuff I've listened to that could be considered metal is industrial music like Kidneythieves and Stabbing Westward.

>>72963685
Yeah many back prints are pretty cancerous, but at least they are easily covered with a zipper or something. Bad front prints are much worse imo.

>>72963737
Why and justice for all and not demonocracy? ;_;

>>72963750
looks like shit

>>72963750
Mastodon

>>72963771
meant for
>>72963737

>>72963771
Add more if u want, i posted it a few months ago telling people to but nobody did.

>>72963750
if you mean heavy metal as in the subgenre

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv6bw10es2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVU6o7xg_Lo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvu2XauRi0c

>>72963810
Thank you Mr Anon, I'll listen to them in a bit

>A thread about the sword being numale is going 10 times faster than this one.
Summer prepping sucks.

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>>72964010
>threads being fast is a good thing
They shouldn't die, but they shouldn't be spammed either.

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Is slam nu-male tier? What about runescape slam?
https://youtu.be/_LIL8GMBcY8

>>72964096
Slams generally shit, so no. Numales have some level of good taste.

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>>72963737
>no Johnny
shame on you

>>72964094
Would anyone wear that shirt outside of natsoc meetings?

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>>72964111
I wear the most recent one sometims, but only with zippers or jackets 'cause of the backprint.
But most people going to these kinds of festivals obviously hang around with people that at least tolerate this kind of stuff.

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>>72964104
>tfw sub nu-male taste

>>72964133
>that party cannon logo
kek

>>72964133
>Manowar and Helloween
>less legible than Dragonforce

>>72964133
I like slam as well, its ok. Waking the cadaver, devourment and whoretopsy are pretty fun. Also, why is cattle decap so high up on that meme?

>>72964133
Replying to my own post.
Does anyone know what the pic 2nd to last on the right is from?

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Did somebody say Metal Waifu?

>>72964161
That locrian album?

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>>72964167
>Bimbo Metal

>>72964159
Didnt make the image, but cattle decapitation is probably best band on that list.

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>bathory after hammerheart

>>72964173
Are you talking about the face in between the matrix shit and the nip metal face? Because thats what im talking about.

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Went to see Batushka the other night in Birmingham.
They were basically playing in a bar. Some retards started a moshpit and almost knocked over the fucking candles on stage. Was really fucking good though.

>>72964191
>not knowing Lain
what are you even doing on this website?

>>72964179
As in the entire list or just the category it is in? It is the best band in the secti9n of the chart it is in but if you think cd is better than vovoid, slayer, disembowelment or other bands on there you possibly have the worst taste on the planet.

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>bathory after the return

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>>72964203
Never heard of it, pretty much only listen to bdm/grind/shitcore

>>7296416
Your point being.....???

>>72964199
Saw them live in April, fucking great band to see live imo.

>>72964191
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Crystal_World_(album)

>>72964215
Slayer is the only one i like out of them and dont even listen to them regularly at all, they just get boring quick. CD is heavier than slayer any day for sure.

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>>72964184
???

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post your
>favorite genres
>least favorite genres
>your age
>your political compass

>trad, black, power, folk, prog, thrash
>death, grindcore, doom, sludge, stoner
>21

>>72964237
There's like 20 better bands than cattle decap on that chart

>>72964230
Fuck yeah thanks, only drone ive ever listened to was sunn o)))

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To that anon who recommended Monuments. This is some good shit.

>>72964237
Have you listened to any of them besides slayer and cd? Also, heavy!=good, and slayer is heavier than cd easily

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>>72964244
>BDM/Slam/grind/deathcore/
>Metal core, coon tunes, regae, country
>24

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>>72964265
Maybe if you grew up listening to them.
Forced gender reassignment is heavier than slayers whole discography.

>kerry king did his best

>>72964239
bad

https://youtu.be/xAV1sX5p1SM?t=24

Is it me or does the vocalist sound like Chuck Schuldiner

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>>72964244
>>favorite genres
Black, Death,
>>least favorite genres
stoner, heavy, most power
>>your age
20

>>72964263
Glad you like. Alas, they went downhill quickly after Gnosis.
You might also dig the following:
Heart of a Coward - latest 2 albums
Humanity's Last Breath - self-titled

>>72964314
Not particularly. He uses a similar style but his actual voice isn't all that similar

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What are the opinions on Knocked Loose here?

>>72964336
Yeah I think it's just some parts that are alike. I saw those guys open for Skeletonwitch last year and at least live, the resemblance is a bit stronger.

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>>72964244
>Black, Doom, Sludge
>Nu, Djent, Prog, Tech death
>18
>my political chart changes every time i take it, I'm usually 4 or less squares from the middle and usually in the libertarian right.

>>72964239
Their best

>>72964348
Sometimes he taps into that unique cadence that sounds like Chuck

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I guess I have to stop people nu-males and libtards now
>nwobhm, thrash,stoner, black , power
>progwank, atmoshit, djent
>21

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>>72964244
>favorite genres
Glam, Trad, Power
>least favorite genres
Death
>age
25

Fight me

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>>72964244
This is what I got last time and I don't feel like doing the test again.

(Assuming we're only talking about metal genres here)
>favorite genres
Black, Tech Death, Power
>least favorite genres
Groove, Sludge, Prog
>your age
23

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>tfw I actually really like Bullet for My Valentine's last Wacken performance

Guess I'm already a nu-male.

Anyway, is there a chart for the worthwhile black metal of the first half of the year?

>>72964862
Don't have a chart, but I'd definitely recommend new Nokturnal Mortum and Goatmoon, but those are obvious ones.
Black Magick SS, Délétère, Fides Inversa, Havukruunu, Sielunvihollinen, The Great Old Ones, Ruins of Beverast, Ungfell and White Death were also pretty decent imo, just some personal recs.

>>72964862
here's what I like from 2017 so far
>Ungfell - Totbringaere
>Pure - J'urais Du
>Runespell - Aeons of ancient Blood
>Black magick SS - Kaleidoscope Dreams
>Sarkrista - Summoners of The Serpent
>Tjolgtjar - Vruguun
and what >>72964888 said

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>>72964244
>Favorite genres
Folk, Power, Symphonic, Melodic Death
Trash and Black are okay-ish, don't listen to it every once in a while, but not my fave
>Least favorite
Metalcore, grindcore
>age
21

>>72965025
*Do* listen to it every so often

>>72964888
>>72964905
Thanks kind anons.

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>>72964244
>death, USPM, '70s heavy metal
>djent, atmoshit
>25

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>>72965129
not from 2017, but if you haven't heard these fucking give them a listen.
>Kaevum - Natur (2012)
>Nordvrede - Confrontation (2015)
>Nordvrede - Monument Viktoria (2013)
also, forgot to mention the new Goatmoon. Album is pretty decent, not his best imo but the man is a very consistent artist

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In for best waifu. I would let her ritually disembowel me as a sacrifice to whatever weird pagan god she worships any solstice of the week.

I bet she killed that pelt herself.

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>>72964888
>Check out the latest Goatmoon because of this post
>mfw find out they're playing folk BM nowadays
>mfw the last two albums are both fucking awesome and much better than their older releases
Why did I just find out about this?

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>>72965306
>nowadays
Wtf even Finnish Steel Storm had a lot of Folk influences already.
>Why did I just find out about this
Because you ignored one of the best Black Metal bands until today it seems.

>head explodes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQbOA3r0Hgc

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>>72964244
>black, deathgrind, death, drone, atmosludge
>trad, power, folk, slam, melodeath
>22

Does sludge death metal exist? Does it have anything worth listening to?

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>5/7 here are lib-left
Surprised tbqh

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>>72965508
Probably NEETs or college kids. Once the real world destroys their fantasy of everyone being selfless/helpfull theyll convert to far right or become part of the corrupt system.

What do you guys think about Infant Anihilator?
https://youtu.be/O2EY6urC4tg

>>72963685
top kek

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>>72964244
Not saying genres, just bands
>The Beatles, the Black Keys, The Cure, Royal Blood, Eagles of Death Metal, Lana Del Rey, Supertramp
>dunno, Elton John, George Michael, Michael Jackson, Beyoncé, NMH
>18

>>72965815
Why are you here

>>72965916
I saw some political chart of some anon and failed to read the title

I am so sorry. Please ignore me

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>>72965815
+supertramp

Is there any supertramp style metal?

>>72965985
You obviously want to check out Trampcore. Its big in Tunisia.

What is the Smack My Bitch Up of metal?

>>72964347
[arf arf meme]

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>>72964862
This one is okay, though I'd recommend you start where black metal was born - Bathory. After you've finished with their bm era, check out the bands Bathory spawned in Norway, Sweden and Finland. Don't forget to check out USA's Black Twilight Circle, Inquisition and Judas Iscariot, Iceland has some neat bands, too, and don't forget to check out France's scene - shit like Peste Noirre and DSO. Germany also has some solid band, Fyrnask being the stand out, and also check out what Japan offers, Sigh being the most famous one.

how do I like death metal? what aspect of the music am I supposed to enjoy? riffs seem too chaotic to make sense of, vocals are laughable, I just don't get it.

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>>72966515
If you didn't like pic related, don't even bother.

>>72966515
You won't get it then, don't bother.

>>72966530
Why should he like a nu-male album?

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Did anyone else really like the first one?

>tfw going on /soc/ and pretending to be a qt girl, giving nu-males a phone number that calls up a suicide hotline
metal for this feel?

>>72966735
ulver - jewoods

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Not as good as the first two, but still good enough.

>>72966547
What's the deal with this "nu-male" meme? Its fucking 2017, haven't people figured out that trying to assert some kind of sexual identity just broadcasts how insecure you are?

Not to mention, bringing any kind of politics into music is the #1 way to ruin music.

>>72966805
Ask me how I know you're a triggered nu-male

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>>72966805
It's a meme, you dip.

>girlfriend and I have started pegging
>feel like less of a man
Black metal for this feel?

>>72966805
>bringing any kind of politics into music is the #1 way to ruin music
nonsense this is how dmshareguy went total retard and produced one of our greatest memes

>>72966840
Anything by Dodsengel, Fyrnask, Nightbringer or Peste Noire

>>72963722

>2017
>Not anti-religion

LMAO

>just found the perfect black bull on craigslist
>outside of my budget
death metal for this feel?

>>72966840
Blasphemy, Tormentor, Venom

>HRT won't get here until next week
>drag party is this Friday
Glam metal for this feel?

>>72966864
Believe what you will, but keep it to thyself.

>>72966864
being vocally anti-religion is the single most reddit thing ever

>sold all of my metal albums to pay for my girlfriend to go to a music festival she's been begging me for
>she's going with a few male friends she met online
Speed metal for this feel?

>>72966906
But that means a vast majority of metal is Reddit-tier

>>72966929
duh?

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>another uninteresting meme is about to derail a /metal/ thread
>want to leave this place for good but in the end I know I'll be coming back
I don't want any metal for this feel I just want a way out

>>72966929
You're a massive faggot if you're still bashing people for their beliefs.

>>72966960
Tough shit, fucker. You're getting some metal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIcrwFldLRY

>>72966913
Savage Grace
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psMJsCvURJ0

>>72966967
Those primitive beliefs have consequences that literally affect me personally

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>>72966979
>Hansi Kursch starts singing

>>72966929
Being an atheist/agnostic isn't "reddit tier", but saying something like "all believers are sheep" is to be retarded. Fanatics are enormous morons, but many believers ain't that bad. Also, Christianity is infused with Western Culture, so fedora 15 year olds can go fuck themselves.

>>72967000
mommy made you go to the church?

>>72966979
shmup music

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>>72966735
well that sure is something

>>72966906

Reddit sounds pretty cool tbhonest

>>72966586
Yes

>>72966735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezt3wyK3oPo

>>72967055
this
let's go to r/metal and have fun there, that'd make all these elitist hipsters mad

>>72967138
memes aside, /r/metal has a patrician taste that blows this shithole the fuck out.

>>72963685

I never understood why most band shrits had all those cringeworthy back prints. Even having the logo on the back is pretty cringe. I'm now buying shirts with only front print.

>>72966805
>Not to mention, bringing any kind of politics into music is the #1 way to ruin music.
What are you doing in /metal/ then? Almost all Subgenres besides the Porn/Gore ones are (partly) political...

>>72966805

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFbgHPjFYvQ

>>72966840

Ulver and Deafheaven should be the only metal bands you are allowed to listen.

>>72967158
It's so difficult to find a decent shirt with no backprint.

>>72966913

Man, I really hope this is fake

>>72966913
Is she going to see architects in Sydney?

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>>72966885
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74JWlGp-5nA

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>>72967154
>can't even talk about Blind Guardian
never before have I seen a community of such insufferable faggots

>>72967154

>has a whole list of pleb bands you cant discuss

Nice. I come here if I want to spam Terminal Redux and call people Numale

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>>72966885

you fucking idiots telling bullshit about glam, and I bet you all look like this

>>72967207
kek

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>>72967233

>>72967252

>cuckface numale
>muh memes

Are alt righters the most cringe inducing group on the internet??

>>72967233
you can discuss any band, just not post their music for karmawhoring
t. reddit expert

isnt it funny how the numale posters never deny it

>>72967233
>can't talk about my nigga abbath
Once again, reddit living up to my expectations.

>>72967233
>Mдпo-шдr
What did they mean by this?

>>72967299

Okay, lets assume that alt righters are cringeworhty (some actually are), but HOW the fuck can you explain that 99% of all those liberal left winger male feminist cucks look almost the same? I live in a shitty country in Europe, and even here those leftist tards look like that. I can't believe its a coincidence

>>72967339
It means Man O war triggers them so hard they can't even type the name correctly in their banned list

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>>72964244
>favourite
Speed, Thrash, American power, Visuel Kei, OSDM, Slam, Grindcore, Crust, Weebshit
>least favourite
Europower, Melodeath, Atmoshit, Dissoshit, Glam, Folk
>19

>>72967386
>nu-males are obliterated by the very thought of Manowar
This pleases me

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>>72964244
>Black, Death, Thrash, Sludge
>Djent, Nu, House music
>21

Post anti-nu-male riffs

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>>72967534
Satanicunt riff is heavy as fuck.

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>>72967534

>>72967534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8qnS_X5omQ

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>>72967534

>>72967534

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvR7J4kGV10

The main riff would make a nu-male cry

keep up the riffs
atmoshitters need not apply
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDMScMEsp6o

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early Edge of Sanity done right desu senpaitachi

>>72967682

My nigga

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYBiMI0L7J0

Both lyrics and riffz are alpha as fuck

>>72967682
>>72967797
>running wild
god-tier taste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RhJ2hBNerc

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Coolest metal shirts?
>The Design Of The Shirt Is Funny And Unique

>>72967682
Riff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dE5WfB5Cl3E

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>>72964244
>>favorite genres
low cheese folk, melodeath, atmoblack, black/speed/thrash hybrids
>>least favorite genres
djent, grindcore
>>your age
39

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>>72968024
Obvious choice.

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>>72968024

>>72968013
>>72968027

80s german speed / power is god tier

That main riff (starts at 0:45) is literally one of the best metal riffs ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3sTe9ZLbN0

Also, early Grave Digger had some kick ass tunes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DNSM6DOW3s

Too bad they became nerdy WoW tier metal in their late albums.

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>>72964244
>>72964524
>>72964801
>>72965025
>>72965146
>>72965470
>>72968034
nu-males

>favourite
funeral doom, atmoblack, NSBM
>least favourite
anything related to hardcore punk
>age
24

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>>72968118
>right wing authoritarian
>atmoblack

Did someone say riffs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqlHxV9Pvcc

>>72967534
Every time you listen to a NAILS song, a nu-male loses his glasses.

>>72968087
>german speed/power
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTXsfX3RiCY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnFd6D8f4c8

>>72968183
fuck off /gg/ you faggots already ruined your own general. stay there.

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>tfw taake dropped so i have to endure 2 shitty beaner black metal bands before candlemass

>>72968186
>not The Martyr
Run For The Night is neat, but The Martyr is the best one on the album.

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>>72968118
You've been so close to achieving the pure edginess! Try just a bit harder!

>>72968210
>Mat Leven fronted Candlemass
meh

>>72968208
Todd Jones doesn't play video games, because he isn't a manchild.

>>72968210
>he thinks Arizmenda and Volahn are anywhere near shitty
sounds like you got what you deserved for being a pleb with taake dropping

>>72968186
>>72968211
>Not Wizard's Crown
Are you niggas even trying?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWHm1oJk_i4

HALLOWEEN

The wizard's crown I take on

HALLOWEEN

>>72968051
I have this shirt, hasn't gotten me into trouble yet

>>72968259
It's not your edginess that repulses people, it's your stench

>>72968249
fucking this

>>72968251
>>72968211
>>72968186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9WJh6ioEPQ
>Not Majesty
o-ok.

>>72966843
summer has fucking started, and people are still trying to be helpful and not shit up the thread

we need some dedicated shitposters to bring this general back to the shitpost insanity that normally happens in the summer

let us enter a new era of shitposting

>>72968259
When did they sell it?
Pretty good shirt tho, saw it at the last Hot Shower.
>>72968249
This. At least Volahn are pretty good. Don't know Arizmenda.
>>72968288
Meme somewhere else, NSBM Fans have a surprisingly low fat rate in my experience.

>>72968308
>This. At least Volahn are pretty good. Don't know Arizmenda.
Arizmenda are even better than Volahn bro. Extremely depressing and angsty music.

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>>72968306
Or we could just, you know, discover some good metal all summer long

>>72968322
Just listening to the whole Black Twilight Circle stuff right now.

>>72968288
T. Nu-Male
>>72968308
It was sold on kvlt.fi like 2 years ago

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Who hyped for AOTY here?

>>72968378
me and my wife's lover

>>72968374
there are some hidden gems in there, enjoy.

>>72968396
XD

>>72967534
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yew9L0Xjm_g

phone posters out

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>>72968436
>implying Clover isn't the superior experience
>laying in bed all day shitposting from a phone, eating candy and blasting 80s German speed metal

>>72968378
Malina is polish word for raspberry.

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>>72964244
>dsbm, pagan black, doom, sludge
>thrash, power
>25

Wow I come back here after a month this general is still complete shit
Why do I even bother

>>72968478
Because you're a virgin NEET with no sense of direction in life except browsing an Angolan bicyclist enthusiast forum

>>72968471
Czech and Slovak as well

>>72968471
Same for most slavic languages.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFESihUvYYk

>>72968478
>Why do I even bother
It's like digging through bargain bin, most of the stuff will be cheap shit, but there might be diamonds hidden somewhere.
Thats /metal/ on a good day though, normally it is like a dumpster diving.

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>>72968546
post things you've found on /metal/ on a good day

>>72968546
>dumpster diving

more like wading in underground sewage tunnels with shitwater up to your chest.

>>72968501
>>72968523
Do you think it was inentional? Are we going to witness the birth of a progressive berrycore? Sweet yet full of thorns, not for everyone?

>>72968537
sounds like a heavier ayreon

>>72968546
Your taste is obligatory related to the nu-male chart

>>72967534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_oyRUEpMvc

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>>72968573
Best chart I found here.

>>72968573
Thrawsunblat, Panopticon, Havukruunu, Hoth

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>Welcome to /meal/ enjoy your stay

>>72968573
The best stuff I've ever found thanks to /metal/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9LaytkRrYs&t=745s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2aWfbcFZ3s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7oKmMcaBWA

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>>72968573
As a glammy this was enjoyable

>>72968636
>the water isn't flowing with lightly transparent "t. nu-male" spam

>>72968648
Amphibian slays, so fucking good!

>>72966215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkFqg5wAuFk

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>>72968118
>1767+250
>being pro-capitalism

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>>72963750
>Motörhead
strap in tight nigger

>>72968376
>>72968118
are you samefagging? cause that's quite pathetic

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>>72968915
>not knowing that the top hemisphere implies state regulation
>can't read a political compass
lad

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What's the most nu-male album you like?

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>>72969009
obviously

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>>72969009

>>72969045
>Cirith Ungol
>nu male
Fuck you.

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i didn't ask for this
>favorite
thrash, death and any combinations of the two
>least
trad, prog
>age
19

>>72969009
I'd love to answer this question but first you have to define what counts as nu-male. In its current state /metal/ calls pretty much anything nu-male to the point where the word has lost all meaning.

>>72969096
look in the mirror

test

>>72963503
I want her to wrap her super long hair around my neck and choke me while pegging my tight virgin boihole

>>72968186

>Scanner

my fucking nigger

>>72969096
It hasnt lost its meaning at all
If you can't differ regular nu-male posting from ironic nu-maleposting you have a problem

>>72969003
>hemisphere
>on a Cartesian plane
boi

>>72969201
>implying nu-male wasn't a meme from the word go

>>72966906
Nah

>>72964301
fuc u

>>72964199
who fucking starts a pit to fucking Batushka

>>72969383
>colliding with people to the sound of ritualistic chanting
Who wouldnt?

>>72969400
not retarded people

>>72968573
A couple good charts and albums, but when I first came here, I found this here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PmUQU8Mk4o
(I think its debatable if its really metal tho)

>>72969342
yah, the only exception is Islam

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>>72963275
ALL you metal plebs don't even listen to the Great Kat.

>>72969424
nay, all religions are fucking corny

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>>72968024

>>72969383
I see nothing wrong with it, buttushka is a butt-metal band after all

Why is ROTNS the only legit metal band in the world today?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1z8gK_KeEIM

What's some metal like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iATlLwwryAw

Phat, simple riffs with driving rythm preferably with no vocals? I'm sure there is some in the industrial xy sub genres but I have 0 clue about that stuff. (Is there maybe even a chart of the various industrial flavors?)

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ONE TWO

ONE TWO FUCK YOU

>>72969182
>her

>>72970013
>666x666

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>>72966805
>Its fucking 2017

If you think there is a better song,
you should be hanged for cuckoldry, desu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndFF-8Rdc1A

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From this point onward only top quality metal allowed. Requirements: at least 15 reviews with an average of 95% or higher on Metal Archives.

Starting with pic related

>>72970531
>Metal Archives.
>a valid assessment of quality

>>72970565
On a scale of 1-10, how buttblasted are you that your favorite metal album hasn't received universal acclaim?

>>72970696
4

>>72970696
universal acclaim is generally a sign of a poor album

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>>72970832
>universal acclaim is generally a sign of a poor album

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>>72970832
You literally can't get more contrarian hipster than this. I hope this is bait.

why is melodic death metal so boring

>>72968523
Todd Jones can learn any language in under five days.

>>72970881
Because it's a garbage genre with no redeeming qualities

>>72970881
you're boring

>>72970913
dumb kid

>>72970859
>>72970875
isn't it?

lykathea aflame doesn't have universal acclaim, only very concentrated acclaim from a certain group of people, and normally that's a much better indicator of quality than "everyone likes it"

most people are completely vapid and don't have anything even approaching a nuanced appreciation for music, so if the unwashed masses generally like something then it's probably shallow and worthless

the highest rated albums for 2017 on rateyourmusic are sufjan stevens, fleet foxes and mount eerie, and they're fucking gay

>>72970859
>>72970875
>being this fucking serf-tier

I feel sullied just looking at these comments

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>tfw enjoying nu-male metal regardless of how much /mu/ shitposts about it

Feels good

>>72970988
>reddit spacing
you have to go back

>>72970988
Mount Eerie is good though.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRIYxuyQB98

I feel the pain inside my heart
Like a knife it tears me apart
My tears they shed I have no one
God, please tell me what i have done

I have no friends, no one who cares
Nobody with love they can share
They laugh at me! I don't know why!
I lock the door and i cry!

I see myself I am a man
Just like you and all of your friends
My heart so warm shattered like glass
Don't know how much longer I can last

I have no friends, no one who cares
Nobody with love they can share
They laugh at me! I don't know why!
I lock the door and I cry!

Alone again! I'm . . . alone again!
Alone again! I'm . . . alone again!
Well that's how it will be 'til the end

So when I die no one will care
I ask you do you think that it's fair?
Soliloquy! Well that's my plea
Won't someone please believe in me?

I have no friends, no one who cares
Nobody with love they can share
They laugh at me! i don't know why!
I lock the door and i cry!

Alone again! I'm . . . alone again!
Alone again! I'm . . . alone again!
Well that's how it will be 'til the end

>>72971368
anon go be gay somewhere else

>>72971401
fuck off back to /r/metal, chad

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>>72971401
>warlord
>gay

Post nu male anti-riffs

>>72968940
Thank you friendo

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So Summer Slaughter has been teasing the new lineup on facebook like they usually do. Does this list look accurate? The phrases are:

woke up this morning..looked out the window.. and coulda sworn i saw ascendants in the aftermath of a chronic slaughter.

sometimes when I feel Nocturnal, I get out of bed and start pissing in the mainstream.

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HELO WERE IS THE FLOOFS :DDD

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>>72971718
>those profile pics

>>72971757
russian glam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrSKG3TS0uE

>>72971809
nice!

>>72971718
>the aftermath

Add Origin perhaps?

>>72971718
>this list
chugga chugga bwow chug ch-ch-chug CHUG bwoweeee

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About to watch this, metal for this feel?

No fucking Bumbum

>>72972312
Blind guardian - nightfall in middle earth

>>72972312
Summoning

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such nerds XD

>Bruce Corbett of Rigor Mortis and Warbeast confirmed has cancer

very unexpected feels...

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>>72972312
>Thorr-Axe / Archarus - The Hobbit Split
>Moonsorrow - Suden Uni
>Summoning - Minas Morgul

>>72972312
Blind Guardian - Lord of the Rings

>>72972369
n-no...

>>72964199
Saw them in Belfast. Great show.

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>>72964244
>Death, grind, doom, thrash, black
>alt rock, punk rock, melodeath, metal/deathcore
>20

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Why are Al-Namrood so underrated, bros?

>>72963318
i want to cuddle with Nanami

>>72972848
she's just a drawing

>>72972858
You don't have an anime body pillow?

>>72963318
I would touch hands with you but you're far far away...

>>72963737
The fuck is the album in the top right?

>>72972911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XTI3hIGCTk

new thread
>>72972978
>>72972978
>>72972978

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>>72964244
>Death, prog, heavy, doom, power
>Grind, stoner, nu-metal, glam, djent

>>72967534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WFGutHR1as?t=1s

>>72972763
pussies cannot into anti-islam meal

I came to realize my best and only friend is a dead weight to my personal life.
DSBM for this feel ?

(i already know the genre pretty well, please give me something deep)

>>72973295
this