/metal/

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post obscure grind

Fuck off glammies

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Quick, post your Top 3 Graham Bonnet tunes!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYVqpauiq8E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8JG2-KnlNw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29V5bPHjogo

>>72907445
gud album

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what are you snow niggers blasting?

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yall negros werent lying, this shit is amazing. Dont let the generic cover art deter you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMDEepJ3520

Technical thrash album about 80s mecha when?

>>72907471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYYHOSvE0IM

p cool band imo, especially the sonic speed drum machine

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what bands do you listen to outside of /metal/ ?

mine are
>cocteau twins
>duster
>dinosaur jr

slam is trash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWLFxLcxB2A

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>1:55
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e__VWDNZjG4

recc me some WEEEEEE WEEEEEEEE WEEEEEEEEEEEEE WEEEEEEEE WEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWE WEEEEE WEEWEWEEWEWEEE slams.

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>>72907607
We posting rare Garys now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY4r6UkX5LI

>>72907619
>not liking both $lamz and OSDM revival
thy piteous existence shall be concluded

>>72907607
guided by voices, the cure, pavement, low, neil young

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>>72907607
>outlaw country (Hank III, Bob Wayne, David Allan Coe, my nigga Johnny Rebel)
>power electronics/harsh noise (Brethren, Deathpile, Genocide Organ, Survival Unit)
>"industrial" hip hop (Techno Animal, Dalek, Death Grips)
>80s Italian horror synth (Fabio Frizzi, Riz Ortolani, soundtracks)

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Well..

[spoiler]solid 9[/spoiler]

>>72907702
>industrial hip-hop
good taste mane
listen to 2nd Gen if you haven't yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFRWUiKdp38

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PÄÄSTÄKÄÄ MINUT

>>72907725
Out of a 100?

>>72907607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a1wm3E7_wQ
my favorite band currently

>>72907743
I do know 2nd Gen, this track particularly goes hard as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bV4vwJajBU

>>72907749
I want to trinkt peer in a sauna with you

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>>72907607
Asia, supertramp, foreinger

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post MA reviews and your reactions to them

http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/Malignancy/Cross_Species_Transmutation/21476/Noktorn/29088

and pic related

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Have you become post organic yet?

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>>72907968

>>72907973
I am a techno techno human.

>>72898089
Is Tank the only band on MA whose status is listed as "disputed"?

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>>72908048
KEK

>>72908048
its true though

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Grab yourself a cold beer and post your favourite thrash metal album!

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>>72908137
>pizza thrash

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>>72908137
No Love is my favorite track on it, killer album with some solid fucking riffs, too.

>>72908137
thrash is shit

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>>72908048
>you will never be as gay as Versailles
Why even live, /metal/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1I3JLVs8YI

>>72908161
They sure no how to shred!

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>>72908161
>you'll never be in a band dressed like 17th century french aristocrats

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>>72908155
when memes take over reality

>>72908161
>Those horses are credited as official band members

Why no one is talking about new Linkin Park? Is it not enough metal for you, /metal/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY9v147BZuE

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Mental Funeral > Severed Survival

>>72908262
They're touring Europe this year with the horses

>>72908161
It's a shame their solo projects sound the same

>>72908280
That cover is still so good

>>72908279
>Is it not enough metal for you, /metal/?
LP haven't been metal for years

>>72908279
>bandwagon music: the band

>>72908198
seeing Versailles makes me sad, back when I was 14, I wanted to form an autistic medieval avant-power metal band with gregorian chanting were me and the band members would dress up as knights(with some actual armor) and sing about killing dragons and saving princesses, and other shit like that.

>>72908330
>autistic medieval avant-power metal band with gregorian chanting
I'd listen to that shit.

>>72908279
wtf is this? I thought they were playign generic rock now

>>72908330
Can I be in your band anon?

>>72908330
>playing drums in knight armour
That drummer would fucking die.

>>72908360
What about in chainmail

>>72908372
I was about to reply with that

>>72908372
Chainmail is heavy as fuck. A basic chainmail shirt (short sleeves, neck to thighs) weighs 30kg. Good luck playing with that, you also need a heavy cotton shirt undearneath of the chainmail will basically grate your skin and hair.

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>>72908330
>be in medieval themed band
>all in character
>every wears armour
>drummer is sat in a trebuchet drumming
>drummer is shot out of the trebuchet at the end of the set

>>72908408
Yeah a 30kg does weigh you down, but the weight is quite comfortably distributed. In the army you have to do a lot of shit carrying equipment of similar weight performing physical shit for hours. It's not impossible.

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>tfw you will never play in a sci-fi power metal band where we all dress up as mechs

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I spent hour listening to various funeral doom, it it was mostly garbage. But finally I found an album I listened to the end and liked. Many won't appreciate this, but for me this is almost ideal funeral doom death, and even drum machine doesn't make it worse.

>>72908485
Thergothon
Skepticism
Worship
Evoken
Esoteric

These are god tier funeral doom

Lads, I haven't been checking much /meal/ this year, the reccs I've checked out so far:
-Blasphemer (s/t) -8/10
-Dumal (The Lesser God) -9/10
-The Great Old Ones (EOD) -7.5/10

Recc me some shit. Hopefully good sludge or doom, blackgaze, you know, nu-male shit.

What is this, /metal/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYdb7cxsak8

>>72908472
whoa

>>72908449
On the plus side, you feel like the fucking Flash when you take it off.

>>72908602
you also feel great when you stop hitting your face with a hammer, that doesn't mean you should do it in the first place

>>72908630
post of the day.

>>72908630
10/10!

Cheapest ways to get high without drugs: hit your face with a hammer 10 times than stop!
Try it at home kids!

>>72908698
*then

guess I shouldn't hit my head with a hammer so much.

what is some metal that will cure nu-maleism?

(Note: only post-ironic nu-males listen to glam)

>>72908747
none. you "people" are beyond help.

>>72908747
Speed or HIGH speed metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IG7PjqV964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5Kqinx83og
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuM21FQ0w0U

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>>72908747
>only post-ironic nu-males listen to glam

>>72908747
Wouldn't NSBM be the cure since nu-males have an irrational fear of "nazis"?

>>72908862
but shit like fanisk and m8l8th play music nu-males would love if not for the fascist imagery

>>72908862
Fanisk is a nu-male magnet though

>>72908896
Maybe that's why they do it.
Built-in nu-male repellent.

>>72908896
>>72908898
Right Wing Death Squad grindcore when? I feel like 2min songs about throwing leftists out of helicopters would work aesthetically.

>>72908932
grindcore is for lefties just as much black metal is for nazis.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDjJCHP0gXc

>>72908932
>right wing grind

I can't see it desu

>>72908955
Yeah that's why it's great. Lefties go to local grid show and hear about fantasies of their death.

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>>72908932
our boys from Grinded Nig are the ultimate nu-male repellent

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What is genuine trap metal?

>>72909278
fuck off fag

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>>72909278

>>72907607
Literally 90% of what I listen to is not metal, but indie trash and shit hop is definitely not a part of it

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>there's an alternative timeline where Darkthrone don't sell out and break up after releasing two more albums like pic related

>>72909348
the locust were fun tho

Post god tier lyrics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuvRvsMnIe0&feature=youtube_gdata_player

>>72909365
good thing we're not that timeline then

>>72909395
Nu male detected

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KT0q88Hjbe

really makes you think

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>>72908137

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>>72909460
>Sodom

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Hail and Kill is ironically and unironically the manliest song of all time lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKaoWWC9COQ

>>72907570
>Dont let the generic cover art deter you
I was deterred by the generic crappy digital sound production

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>>72908137

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>>72908137

>>72908955
True

I like metal

metal for this feel?

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>>72907702
>my nigga Johnny Rebel

>>72909579
HEAVY METAL IS THE LAW

>>72909460
either this or M-16

>>72909579
here you go senpai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5jvUXij7nU

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>>72909554
(((((Berg)))))tatt

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>>72907968
>One day, one of the young men, Ron Kachnic (who had become quite talented with his guitar) found a very special pinch harmonic. That pinch harmonic was appropriately named Pinchy, and Ron spent all his time with that pinch harmonic. They would eat together, play together, work together, and Pinchy would even sleep at the foot of Ron's bed. They were as close as a man and a pinch harmonic could ever be.

>>72909707
what is this pepe supposed to represent

>>72909728
He's a helper; he's helping.

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Tell me. Why do they wear the mask?

>>72909791
autism

>>72909728
someone with autism so bad they literally can't do anything without the help of their government mandated social worker

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>>72909825
they seem very sad. Do you think they are feeling ok?

>>72909853
>they seem very sad
That's just how Polish people look

>>72909866
I'm Polish and this is true
We are a sad people

>>72909791
They are so up their own asshole with muh nihilism black metal money that they have to wear masks to avoid laughing at the depressed virgins in the audience that buy it,

>>72909882
a drunk people too

>>72907968
>pinchy

Hohohoho

>>72909853
Legitimate question, how the fuck do they see out of those things?

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>>72908102
Nah m8, their music is fucking gay as shit too

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>>72909882
You're good neighbors though

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>>72907562
Mostly Burzum to keep the sun out of my life

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>tfw your voice will never be as powerful as atilla's

>>72910023
And your band as shitty and generic as Powerwolf

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>>72907607
I really like the aristocrats and a few other guitar focused jazz fusion type things. I also really like celtic folk music, but thats probably more common around here. I highly recommend everybody watch the entire live set because Govan is a guitar god https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r69ikFzUsHM

>>72910048

powerwolf is amazing

>>72910023
Saturday Satan and Christ and Combat are actually good songs desu

Ace Still from goatlord and doom snake cult died today

>>72910070
Who fucking cares. Do you want us to cry and jerk ourselves off because some d-list metal musician died as if we are teenage girls crying over dead actors that retired before we were even born

>>72910098
t. nu-male

>>72910070
F

>>72910070
>RED FLAG
THE MEDIA ISN'T REPORTING THIS
>RED FLAG
THE MEDIA ISN'T REPORTING THIS
>RED FLAG
THE MEDIA ISN'T REPORTING THIS
>RED FLAG
THE MEDIA ISN'T REPORTING THIS
>RED FLAG
THE MEDIA ISN'T REPORTING THIS
HIS NAME WAS ACE STILL
HIS NAME WAS ACE STILL
HIS NAME WAS ACE STILL

>>72910098
>he wasted time replying to a post that was a waste of time

Very meta my man

THESE ARE YOUR ORDERS YOU MUST OBEY
HEAVY ARTILLERY

>>72908161
honestly not my cup of tea, they sound like a more symphonic dimmu borgir without any of the heavyness i rather just listen to fleshgod apocalypse so i can feel like motzart and still wanna punch people.

>>72910322
>i rather just listen to fleshgod apocalypse
But FA post-Mafia is utter fucking garbage.

>>72909278

Thats a kick ass album

I CANT FIGHT THE NIGHTS WITHOUT YOU...I CANT FIGHT THE NIIIIIIIIIGHTS

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>>72910015
Thanks german bro
You guys make good metal and for that I am thankful

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>tfw nobody talks about the electric wizard debut close to as much as anything else
I don't understand why it's so underappreciated

>>72909791
I really like that look, but I hate how other bands ripped it off.

>>72910581
Because nobody fucking cares about Electric Wizard except for marijauna addict stoners

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QUIZ : FIND THE BLACK METAL BAND :

BAND A

Old school - Moonspell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYNhdLSnJ8k

>>72910581
everything that isn't dopethrone is underappreciated
I seriously think /mu/ users don't listen to anything that isn't on some chart
>>72910607
I love ew and I never smoked weed
my stoner friends don't listen to metal while they're high

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>>72910636

BAND B

>>72910655
OUR BOY GEORGE

>>72910581
Electric Wizard sucks

>>72910655
>black metal
>behemoth shirt
Holy shit, you can't make this up

looks like a desu senpai

>>72910655
lmao. that numale guide is so spot on.

>>72910655
Is that Dick Spencer?

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>>72910655
PURGE

>>72910636
I'd succ Morissey 2bh

>>72908330
I'm surprised more bands don't do gregorian chanting, it can sound really cool if integrated right

>>72909983
There's a type of fabric that you can see through if you're close to it, but not from a distance. They use it in Halloween masks and mascot costumes

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Inquisition was the best thing that happened to black metal prove me wrong

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hey /metal/, enjoy the greatest gig ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fh2jlZ1m4V0

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>>72910966
you were right until Deafheaven happened

>>72910984
>black metal

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>>72908137
I really dig either this or Beneath the Remains.

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>>72911056

>>72911056
>Sodom

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>>72909492
>mfw listening to manowar

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>>72911056
>Sodom

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>heaviest album in existence isn't even metal
l m a o

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>>72911056
>Ulver

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>edgiest album in existence isn't even metal
w e w

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>>72911105
>mfw listening to mayhem

>>72911081
>>72911129
>>72911099

Explain me the Sodom meme edgefags.

Sodom (or Wodos) are one of the greatest thrash bands that appeared on the earth.

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>hardest metal in existence isn't even metal
j e j

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>>72911189
BENIS IN ANUSE

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>>72911189
>Sodom (or Wodos) are one of the greatest thrash bands that appeared on the earth

>>72911208
I really, really like this image

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this is actually pretty nice

>>72911227
i realy, realy like you, man

>>72911242
This is arguably one of the finest power metal albums despite what nu-males will try to say against it

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Post albums that you listened to just because of the cover

(this one is pretty good tho)

>>72911310
that's a nice pair of tits

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>>72911310
pretty nice

>>72911189
/int/ did it

>>72907607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8H6IFD-2ro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de1bt5dc2t0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEFO_i8iUWY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B83hX18NL4o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jERzLseoAOM

>>72910636
>moz
>numale

delete this

Should I cop Death Metal by Dismember for $50 in excellent condition? Discogs says that the price is fair but why is it so high?

>the faggots actually adopted that shitty /int/ meme
You disappoint me

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>SODOMizer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaFZsmagGNQ

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>>72907445
Mosh 4 Christ

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>>72911497
t. ANALLY hurt Sodom fan

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good thrash for those on the other bus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKH1pPxUvBQ

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>>72911595
>Sodom

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>tfw want to listen to immortal but there's no winter blizzard outside for me to go and into and run around half naked with my headphnes
wat do

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>>72911611
>Immortal

>>72911611
it's almost summer, time to listen to summer metal

>>72911640
like what

>>72911653
sunbather lol

>>72911653
War metal.

>/mu/ makes fun of the great band Sodom which is named after this, just to disturb normies
>listens to nu male black metal bands that actually take it up their ass

>>72911653
sludge

>>72911653
greek black metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PtrgYw2KBI

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>>72911653
Glam

>>72911653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTshhfUoluw

>>72909348
I don't understand this chart

>>72911733

>protip : Nikki Sixx actually banged all those chicks
>he even banged Bruce Dickinson's wife
>he is the man who cucked bruce dickinson
>/mu/ neckbeards make fun of him, while listening to nu male black metal and fap on fury porn on their mother's basement

>>72911780
>protip

thats not how that meme works

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I want to love it but the snare sound is ruining it for me

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>>72911780

The glamvestives are so mean black metal is trve kvlt

>>72911716
>Greek black metal
How are you just not gonna post the GOATs, Rotting Christ
Necromantia are good too though

>>72911881
I like Necromantia a tad more.

>>72911733
He said metal

>>72911896
Fair enough
I love listening to Rotting Christ in the summer
Any other good hellenic black metal bands?

>>72911611
go outside and reenact this with some friends

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-VBdAY8eA9w

>>72911913
>friends

>>72911881

Greekfag here...the only good thing that came out of this shitty country is black metal. I'm gonna post some GOAT greek bm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v881e_L2oXQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6S-fIM0ixbU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG0Ykfs0vaU

>>72911933
Just buy some facepaint and go on a black metal vision quest

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Just took a 5 mile wilderness hike to this album. What did you sheltered bums do with your Sunday?

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>>72911898
>glam isn't metal

Why don't you guys ever talk about good bands like Mastodon, Sleep or High on Fire?

>>72911940
Thanks m8

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>>72911999
>glam is metal

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>Glam is metal

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This is the best BM album of 2016

Shame about how triggered the drums sound though

>>72912000
bait

>>72912000
Because nobody tries to talk about them.

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>>72912047
>best BM album of 2016
wrong

>>72912103
That's a great album cover

Power metal and glam metal>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>extremecuck """metal"""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOAl0enE7kI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDK9QqIzhwk

>>72912126
please refrain from posting non-metal in the metal general.

>>72912126
Bon Jovi isn't glam metal anyways you genre illiterate retard, they are hard rock

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what went wrong?

>>72907445
Anyone else pumped for the new Dying Fetus album coming out next month?

One of their new songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRnBMDiTWpE

>>72912264
I am, honestly.

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we avant garde now

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>>72912264
I WANT THOSE SLAMZ NOW

>>72912284
Fuck yeah, here's one more off the new album. Also, sweet album name: Wrong One To Fuck With.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-79b3VblUyw

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>>72912210
>>72912230
t. gay nu-males

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>glam is metal

>>72912103
nu-male album

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what was his best work?

Glam is the way, fuck nu-males
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y3CMlvrkN0

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>glam is the way

>>72912522
Rocky III and Rambo I

>>72912572
>not Cobra
shiggy

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>albums women will never understand

>>72912568
Dios salve al Rey Carlos II de España, también Rey de Nápoles, Sicilia y Cerdeña, duque de Milán, soberano de los Países Bajos y conde de Borgoña

>>72912635
Absolutely none. Woman have the exact same capacity for aesthetic judgement as men do.

check this yt comment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56jDbL6dzLw

0:32 Disturbed riff intro
0:36 generic stop and start, (here come the vocals) riff
0:38 Triggered drum shit blast beat with heavily filtered bullshit vocals
0:44 Deeds of Flesh Tekdeaf pedal point metal core riff
0:56 wow so much groove and funk in that very tasteful double bass
1:12 Rings of Saturn infinite double bass crap generic deathgrind riff
1:20 entry level transition riff very tasteless generic use of odd time
1:46 This sounds like Mortician more than Suffocation (not a good thing)
2:00 more tasteful double bass, slow riff feels at the same dynamic pace as the rest of the song
2:11 kick drums do not pause on accents they hit on every single count, as if a computer designed it.
2:17 the fuck is that a tambourine? guess it was next to the hi hatkey on the drum program.
2:25 Rings of Saturn sweep picking with weak tone 2:36 wow he didn't just sweep the whole time, okay... 2:49 wasn't that a great solo? Just makes you want to eat another handfull of chips
2:50 start and stop shit, didn't see that coming.

Alright and just repeats itself: I'll give this a Apology needed/10 Bout twelve days late releasing this guys... but well, I guess all good things must come to and end.

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>>72912635

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>>72912635

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>>72912673
>Woman have the exact same capacity for aesthetic judgement as men do.

aahhahahahahaha

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>>72912635

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>>72912635

>>72912683
>This sounds like Mortician more than Suffocation (not a good thing)
this guy has no idea what hes talking about

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>>72910581
Because The Ethereal Mirror and The Carnival Bizarre already existed.

>>72912673
>Woman have the exact same capacity for aesthetic judgement as men do.
t. extremecuck gay nu-male

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>>72907562
buttblack

>>72912673
>Woman have the exact same capacity for aesthetic judgement as men do.
hahaha dumbass

>>72912710
>>72912748
>>72912757
>>>/b/

>>72907562
3TEETH

>>72912763
>>>/r/eddit

>>72912673
fucking lmao

>>72912779
>>72912787
found the 14 year old virgins

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>>72912763

>>72912794
joke's on you

i'm 18

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>>72912303
>now

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>>72912763
>>>/tumblr/

>>72908330
>t.chris bowes

>>72912797
>>72912804
>>72912833
How badly did your mothers abuse you to think so lowly of women?

Pantera's greatest song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vesdBImFZ6g

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>>72912847
keep em coming

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>>72912688
>>72912728
>women will never understand non-metal that panders to them

>recently saw Russian Circles and Mastodon live
>Russian Circles stole the show
>Mastodon and Eagles of Death Metal were way too loud for the venue distorting the music, vocals were way too quiet, couldn't even hear EoDM's bassist singing

I thought Russian Circles was going to be kind of boring considering most of what I've heard of theirs tends to drag on a little bit, but they were great. Mastodon's and EoDM's sound techs should be fired though.

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>>72912847

>>72912710
>>72912875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1fC-fYHXbg

>mfw i see kids that listen to dungeons and dragons metal posting nu-male memes

for what purpose?

This kills the feminist cuck nu-male
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQ0fSt6q63g

>>72912916
>>72912875
I'm so sorry for you, hopefully you get over your childhood trauma. But that is still no excuse to hate women.

>>72912910
russian circles>>>>mastodon>le pray for paris

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>>72912969
>recognizing that maybe 0.5% of jag panzer's fans are females means i hate women

ok bud

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>>72912969
>I'm so sorry for you, hopefully you get over your childhood trauma. But that is still no excuse to hate women.

>>72913038
That is not what you wrote, who are you quoting?

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>>72913073
who are YOU quoting big guy

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I'm a nu-male and I'm tired of everyone pretending it matters or that I'm less worth as a person because of it. You can all meme yourselves out of existence, doesn't change the fact that we're pretty much where humanity is headed. Yeah I might be a cucked BLACKED pegged manlet piece of shit, but soon enough everyone will be. And those disgusting, fat, triggered tumblr SJW "females" with a title in imaginary taxonomy are also the future.

It's awful and I hate it, but it's inevitable. I'm a nu-male, that's right. I listen to feelsy post-avant-atmoblackgaze and like putting things up my arse and whatever. As I said, soon enough we all will be.

Except the lucky ones who can muster enough courage to end their lives, but of course, being a nu-male, I will never know courage in my entire, possibly obscenely long life.

Pic related, it's my favourite album of all times. It gives me *mmmuh feels*

>>72913099
Nobody, I did not quote anyone anywhere in my post.

>>72912985
EoDM is a weird group to be touring with Russian Circles and Mastodon anyway. They're alright but not really anything special, and the lead guitarist and vocalist basically hammed the whole thing, leaving the drums and bass as just kind of "there."

It was nice how Mastodon really didn't go for being overly showy or theatrical and just kind of played. After the show, their drummer Brann stopped to give some words about how his grandparents played at that venue years back and how much that meant etc. Would have been better if their sound was on point.

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Hey you! Join the nu-male army now!

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>>72913110
wrong pic sorry

>>72913113
riddle me this: if women and men have the same capacities for aesthetic judgement why are brocas helm fans not approximately 50% male and 50% female

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>>72913134
Why is ozzy considered a nu-male?

women are stupid and irrational

>>72913150
because mmuh patriarchy

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>ctrl+f "nu-male"
>22 results
Great thread.

>>72913165
Ozzy is the main responsible of the creation of weed metal
>>72913173
this

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>>72913142
wrong pic again, sorry

>>72913196
sorry pal, i call em like i see em

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/Metal/ has become complete aids over the last few months, Can't post a single album without all this nu male shit.

>>72913207
what do you mean sweet leaf is about tobacco

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Fuck cuckzzy, ok?

worst general ever

>>72913268
>>72913294
t. cuckzzy army

>>72913294
You haven't been in the guitar general

>>72913173
That's most human beings in general
>>72913294
see
>>72913315

>>72913294
at least we're not grimes or k-pop

>>72913340
>That's most human beings in general
women are dumber and less rational than men
it's an empirical fact that has proven itself to me and other rational non cucked males throughout life

>>72913369
>k-pop
I wonder what goes on in these threads. Endless waifufagging and circle jerking?

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This thread was legitimately going really well until the cuck/glam/numale shitposters showed up again

>>72913374
>everyone who disagrees with me is an irrational cuck
*tibs bedora* :DDD

Deep purple >>>>>>>> Blackcuck sabbath
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q88koeaqrEg

>>72913409
Look up SAT scores throughout history, men always score higher than women, why do you insist on being a virtue-signaling SJW?

>>72913475
Guilt and shame

>>72913268
and which albums have you tried to post? bergtatt and nattens madrigal?

>>72913409
you need to get the fuck out

>>72913409
fuck off nigger

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>>72913509
no

>>72912345
>>72912530
>>72912673
>>72912710
>>72912748
>>72912757
>>72912763
>>72912779
>>72912787
>>72912794
>>72912797
>>72912804
>>72912833
>>72912847
>>72912875
>>72912881
>>72912916
>>72912967
>>72912969
>>72913038
>>72913065
>>72913073
>>72913099
>>72913110
>>72913113
>>72913134
>>72913150
>>72913165
>>72913173
>>72913192
>>72913409

These are the posts that ruined this thread

Remember that ironic shitposting is still shitposting and replying to b8 is just as bad as b8

>>72913556
10/10 bcontribution to the thread, faggot

>>72909348
no brutal truth?

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>>72913556
>waaaa, waaaa the thread is RUINED!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>72913556
t. nu-male

>>72913475
It's almost as if a societal prioritization of one gender's education makes a difference. Why are you so insecure that a statement about human beings being generally stupid is virtue signaling?

>>72913405
just report them and make posts pertaining to the thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpRv0ZcZXPo

>>72913584
>>72913616
This thread's already over. I provided an autopsy of why it turned to shit

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Why was this riots best album

>>72913672
a) no one asked you to
b) you forgot to include meta-whiners in your list of people who ruing threads, you meta-whiner

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>>72913695
it's a tie

nu-males are welcome to stay in this thread

new:
>>72913726

>>72913712
>meta

Has this general really gotten so bad that people actually think there's a meta in a forum?

>>72913665
ummm try again sweetie

>>72913738
>there's a meta in a forum?
Do you even know how to use words?

>>72913738
>a meta
AHAHAHAHAHA THIS RETARDED KID THINKS ""META""" IS A VIDEO GAME TERM

>>72913738
>this entire post

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>>72913738