ITT: Careers that will end in 2017
Scott Walker, because he's gonna die.
>>72516273
It's true
>>72516294
Scott is fine.
>>72516273
You underestimate the loyalty of teenage girls
Kendrick
Do you think that in the future, the ascendancy of social media as our primary means of public interaction will finally bring an end to the "musicians must be models" MTV paradigm of the last 40 years?
Already we have popstars who use models to represent their public personas, music projects that use attractive non-musicians as their youtube representatives, and even CGI popstars. Do you think maybe now, now that technology has made it so that you can literally hire or even design another human being to be the face of your music, we'll finally see the end of attractive women who can't sing being paid millions of dollar to sing, anyway?
>>72516376
people grow up, Lana's prime was around 2011-2012 and girls that were 12 back then are 17-18 now. It's just time catching up to her.
>>72516258
>Previous album barely existed, their first album not to go #1 since Hybrid Theory, zero charting singles on Hot 100
>Singles off upcoming album panned by all fans and critics, hype for album lowest I've ever seen for a Linkin Park album
They should've quit making albums years ago
>>72516273
Meh the witchhouse remix's will keep her afloat a while longer.
>>72516513
They can't. That's their job, to make music. They're going to try and keep it alive as long as possible
>>72516513
Please fucking this. Also radio stations need to stop playing smashing pumpkins and rage against the machine.
>>72516559
If anything if they ever stop making albums they'll just continue soundtracking Michael Bay-type films and hoping on EDM songs and probably do a few tours for nostalgia
>>72516574
>listening to the radio
>listening to the alternative rock station and expecting not to hear SP and RATM
what did they mean by this, /mu/?
>>72516258
Things probably won't get better since she made those racist comments the other day. Fans and SJWs are flipping out.
>>72516720
and that her new single with Migos completely contradicts the message of her previous new single this year
>>72516963
>>72516720
Totally agree.
>>72516503
i'm 18 now and i still love her
>>72517195
>>72516294
>implying he wont come back from the void with a stolen soul in his teeth like maldoror
>>72516258
Non the contrary, her career in porn will take off soon
if only.......
>>72516472
What i think is the last generation of pop stars who are "stars" is the one perry, swift, gaga, are in, but even they are not as big as pop stars used to be like britney, maddonna, etc.
The coming generation of pop stars like halesly arent even on the radar of the general public .
Also sex sells, and will always be apart of music in some way, there is always going to be some girl with big titties singing about lolipops or some dumb shit
>>72516301
>(and they)
This post was so epic my eyelids blew off
>>72517307
His next musical project is undoubtedly taking place somewhere in the deep void of space. It's the logical next step from Bisch Bosch and Soused.
>>72517555
Nah, she turns 30 next year and THEN her career is over.
>>72517584
why?
>>72518006
the fate of every female artist that turns 30, it's just what happens.
>>72518022
elaborate
>>72518022
there are a plenty of female artists who made some of their best albums after they turned 30, even in pop music
>>72516294
dont say that
>>72517955
>thinking bad men stay in /b/
You have shit taste in music, grow up.
>>72516301
(((and they)))
>>72516503
there are tons of new fans that love her, the whole concept of careers "ending" is over now, with the internet musicians can ride the wave of small to medium sized fanbases for decades.
>>72516258
her performance at the grammys was ridiculously bad, and the new songs are just more of the same, just like Gaga. I dont like Beyonce but Lemonade kinda stepped up the game for female pop singers, no one is interested in another generic dance album with no meaning. She's still the queen of my masturbation sessions tho.
>>72518357
tell that to kesha
>>72516376
and college gay men
>>72518022
Cool meme, bro.
Pop music is a product, pop music fans compare pop artists based on sales and not the quality of the music.
the creation of art is more than for material reasons, this is something that lasts longer, something emotional and real, vulnerable.
When a new radiohead or kanye album comes out their fans dont give a fuck if its in the top 40, they care if the songs are good .
Another thing about pop music is none of these bitches actually write or make their own music, they have to rely on others, producers, dr. luke fuckers.
You want to see mainstreamish female rebellion done right look at Courtney love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xm4cn_dKqms
>>72518060
>>72518142
>>72518541
t. 30 year old irrelevant female Artist
Your career and sexual desirability are over.
>>72516720
>those racist comments the other day
elaborate
>>72516273
Oink
>>72518466
Before or after her crazy contract troubles run out?
>>72518357 is right - successful artist's careers don't end the way they used to anymore because the internet is timeless.
>>72518466
Kesha is fine. She got a lot of support for that whole thing she went through, she could drop an album and do well.
>>72518641
Lol cool meme, bro.
>>72518676
kesha is garbage.
Pop artists are garbage, they are products, nelly furtado, j.lo, gwen stefani, fergie, the pussycat dolls, spice girls, i could go on and on.
None of these people matter anymore, they were big one moment, got too old, and the record company replaced them with a newer, younger, sexier, product
>>72518736
>None of these people matter anymore,
Cool meme, bro.
>>72518767
not a meme, the truth, its called the music BUSINESS
If you want music made by women with some actual depth there is plenty,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWLkoN8Zai8
The pop factory isnt the place for it.
>>72518676
>>72518700
>>72518767
It's literally what happens, it's not a meme. It's just how the pop business works.
I know you're 30 and still hoping to be successful, but it's not going to happen, no matter how good or generic your music is.
>>72516258
Katy just has terrible instincts and too much creative control
>>72516301
>t. literal who
>>72518872
he might be a literal who, but he's not wrong. He's literally as right as it gets.
Not even pairing Lana with succesful Artists and making a Max Martin sell out track could save her career, it's over.
You clearly don't know shit about the pop ((Business)).
>>72518854
>>72518842
>not a meme, the truth, its called the music BUSINESS
Business has changed 'cuz of the Internet.
It's a meme, bro. No point in arguing about it.
>>72518922
>he might be a literal who, but he's not wrong. He's literally as right as it gets.
I love reading meme opinions from people who think they can travel through time.
>>72518928
>Business has changed 'cuz of the Internet.
that didn't prevent female pop artists in their 30's from fading into irrelevancy.
It's how it works, they get replaced by a younger version of themselves. That's literally what happens to all of them.
>>72518928
>>72518952
why are you so buttblasted over this?
Everyone knows that that's how the pop business works.
Only an irrelevant female artist in her 30's would get this triggered over this.
>>72518975
>that didn't prevent female pop artists in their 30's from fading into irrelevancy.
'Cuz it hadn't happened yet.
>That's literally what happens to all of them.
Cool meme, bro.
>>72519018
>Everyone knows that that's how the pop business works.
Cool meme, bro.
A pop star like katy perry has no actual talent beyond her giant tits.
She has men who write and produce her music for her.
The only thing she has is her looks.
But that fades with age.
Actual artists, geniuses, have their talent, their skill, people anticipate every album, they anticipate the next song.
You have to have something more, some depth, some artistry, otherwise you are just a product, a fad, something that can be replaced.
>>72519018
>why are you so buttblasted over this?
Nah. I just like toying triggering hopeless spergs like you. You take yourself so seriously ITTs it's hilarious.
>>72519021
Lana del Rey, Lily Allen, Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Nelly Futardo, Kesha just to name a few.
You clearly don't know what you're talking about.
>>72519080
>You clearly don't know what you're talking about.
Lol. no u
>>72519068
Sure.
>>72519106
Why so serious ITTs all the time bro?
u2
>>72519130
We're having a serious discussion here, but I don't blame you.
You were born this way, Autism is terminal.
>>72519165
.t No Sense of Humor ITTs
Why such a sourpuss bro? This is /mu as in music - as in Entertainment. If you aren't having fun here than you aren't doing it right.
>>72519165
>We're having a serious discussion here
>We
You have discussions with yourself often?
>>72519209
Just because music is suppossed to be Entertainment doesn't mean you can't have serious discussions about it, you just randomly decided to say "xD I was just kidding lol".
>>72519237
>suppossed to be Entertainment
It IS entertainment, bro. Stop being such sourpuss ITTs.
>>72519237
>serious discussions
>he takes 4chan discussions seriously
LMAO what a sperg
>>72519249
I have had it up to here with you, we're not talking about what music is. We're talking about irrelevant female pop artists.
You can derail the discussion all you want, every female artists career is over the second she turn 30.
You're not smarter than me because you put periods at the end of all your posts.
>>72519130
>Why so serious in this threads all the time
>bro?
underage newfag
>>72519249
Dude, I'm trying to follow these fucking posts, and you keep fucking saying ITTs. That's not how you fucking use it you fucking newfag redditor.
>>72519292
>We're talking about irrelevant female pop artists.
>We
Seriously, what is up with you and all this talking to yourself?
>every female artists career is over the second she turn 30.
Lol it's almost like you think saying it enough times makes it not a meme.
>You're not smarter than me
>t r i g g e r e d
Lol chill out bro.
>>72519209
*t.
pls
>>72519372
you genuinely sound like a 30 year old trying to be "modern" "young" and "hip".
I wouldn't be surprised if that's actually the case considering how you got triggered by something that everyone knows by now.
>>72519372
>meme
not an argument
>>72519368
>ITTs.
ITTs = in these threads
Feel better now grandpa?
>>72519384
SH-SHUT UP!
MY SKY IS A STAR! SH-SHE'LL BE IN TWIN SPEAKS!
HER NEXT ALBUM WILL BE A BIG HIT!
>>72519391
God you are a fucking retard. I understand what you are conveying, but that's not how it is meant to be used, newfag.
>>72519389
>not an argument
Exactly my point, bro. Your death at 30 meme isn't an argument worth taking seriously. So why so serious about it ITTs?
>>72519408
>triggered
>>72519409
Not the other guy you were arguing, retard. Also, I was saying that you saying it is a meme is not an argument. If your reading comprehension wasn't shit you would understand that.
>>72519409
It's not a meme you degenerate, it's just how it works. It has always been so and it's not going to change any time soon.
>>72519420
newfag
>>72517307
Patrician reference
>>72519425
>it's just how it works.
Lol, nice meme bro. Nice samefagging too >>72519423
>>72519439
Lol see >>72519420
>>72519456
Stop saying nice meme bro. it only shows how you're out of arguments, you haven't provided any valid arguments in your last 20 posts.
>>72519456
>>72519292
>stop trolling my troll thread
Lol u mad bro?
>>72519462
newfag
>>72519479
I didn't even make this thread.
>>72519475
>>72519476
>>72519485
>t r i g g e r e d
>>72519498
not an argument
>>72518648
also something about appropriating Asian culture but who cares
>>72519494
t. Sourpuss
Pro-tip: If you aren't having fun posting on /mu than you aren't doing it right, because music is all about Entertainment.
>>72519502
Lol nice.
>>72518581
are you implying that Cuntney Love writes her own music?
>>72519529
Nowhere to really go from here, huh?
>>72519509
that's a painfully unfunny joke, but it's quite a stretch to call it offensive.
Someone post U2.
>>72519509
Wow what a bitchy response to a literally harmless comment from a fan. It's not like she's some diy act, she's literally one of the biggest pop stars of the last ten years and she's this butt hurt about some nobody saying they liked her old hair better
>>72519384
She's gonna be in Twin Peaks tho
>>72517195
wew laddette that's embarrassing
>>72516258
hopefully Beyonce, Disturbed and 21 Pilots
>>72516574
They still play those songs decades later because they're timeless.
>>72516513
To be fair, The Hunting Party was a step in the right direction after they'd started really going to shit. I had high hopes for the new album, but it was clearly in vain.
>>72516258
Our boss has the top 40 station on during the daytime shift. Her voice is embedded into my head and I need help.
>>72516258
shell be fine
my dubs said it
>>72520872
>hopefully Beyonce
why? have you even listened to her music?
>>72520872
Disturbed have been irrelevant for a while, they just got lucky with that cover song winning the Grammy like Tenacious D did a few years back with their Dio cover.
Beyonce has cemented her legacy, so whatever the fuck she puts out will be relevant even if it's shit.
And TOP aren't going anywhere for a while, they're still riding on their hype, it'll probably die down in a few years, probably before 2020.
>>72516301
>last bid effort
>>72519292
Lol sorry for ruining your epic meme, bro. But much like the careers of all the popstars (male and female) whose appeal exists solely in terms of their looks and live performance abilities (both things which change over time) rather than timeless skills like song writing or music production, it was bound to fade.
Find a new meme, bro. "Cuz this one's nackered.
>>72517584
>>72518022
>this idiot strikes again despite being proved wrong so many times
>>72517555
Her career will not end too soon. Just to annoy you, cunt.
>>72524200
>>72524394
I know your 30 and that you will never have success, might aswell accept it now than doing some cringy shit for attention.
>>72524421
>persistent idiot refuses to learn his lesson
>>72524489
What lesson? You haven't provided a single valid argument in the 3 days this discussion has been going on.
>>72524421
Not an argument, bro.
>>72524504
>every person who disagrees with my memes on 4chan is the same person
Lol
>>72524758
>>72524779
I can tell it's the same person because only an irrelevant 30 year old or a sperg would get this triggered by something that has been known for more than a decade now.
>>72518581
>courtney love
>career
choose one
>>72525105
She's easily on par with Kurt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbfHrjBAuFA
>>72516513
>They should've quit making albums years ago
They never should have started
>>72521624
NOFX will always exist as a gateway for edgy teens to get into actually good punk music.
>>72525549
At least Hybrid Theory was new and unique at the time. I heard one of their latest singles on the radio a few days ago and I wouldn't have known it was them if my lcd screen didn't say their name. Its the most genetic pop shit I've ever heard.
>>72524815
>known for more than a decade now.
Anon, it STOPPED being true a decade ago (due to the rise of the internet as a viable independent distribution platform.) thus why your whole point is now a meme.
>>72526736
So they can have minor success, even after they've hit 30. But that doesn't change how it will a significant effect on their fans.