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Worst general on /mu/

>>72283402
Worst post on /metal/

>>72283402
>the only general that isn't pure normieness and mutual masturbation along with /bleep/
>bad
spotted the /mu/shite

AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAH
SHOW ME YOUR VENOM STRIKE
AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAH
TELL ME THE PASSION TALES

>>72283402

leave the hall faggot

Name better doom metal than Electric Wizard.

>Pro Tip: You Can't

>>72283788

Uncle Acid

>>72283788
Where do I even start
https://youtu.be/JvxAjkKTge8
https://youtu.be/q_s9KE1WYK8
https://youtu.be/vioE1RP0JZ0

>>72283370
>/meta/
OP you're a fucking faggot

candlemass-like doom and electric wizard-like doom should really be two separate genres they sound nothing alike

>>72283402
leave the hall /mu/tant

>>72284137
they are

>>72284180
what are the official names?

>>72284137
you're right

Trad, glam and doom are the only genres with proper solos. Rest is eather string raping or just chord chugging for 4 minutes
>>72284213
Doom and weed metal respectively

>>72284213
epic doom
stoner doom

>>72284227
wtf i love epic doom now

>>72284221
>he's too much of a nu-male to embrace thrash solos
lmaoing @ your life

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>>72284277
same

>>72283805
>Uncle Acid

Not doom enough more psychedelic than anything. Like a super heavy Beatles.

>>72283859
first two are more heavy than doom. Candlemass is a close second though.

THESE ARE YOUR ORDERS, YOU MUST OBEEEYY

HEAVYY ARTILLEEREEEHEYYY

>>72284280
>thrash
>solos
lmao

>>72284277
YOU ARE BEWITCHED

In which album Judas Priest and Black Sabbath become metal?

>>72284423
In their debuts.

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opinions?

>>72284423
Master of reality

>>72284456
Their debuts are rock
>>72284467
Master of reality is acid rock

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I'M A LOADIN, LOADIN MY WAR MACHIIINE

>>72284423
Sad Wings and S/T.

>>72284492
Excuse me have you heard Master of Reality? It's 100 times heavier than anything else out in 71.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqis14Y0tUc
why is this song shit?

>>72284516
>linkin park
>soad
>my chemical romance
>green day
wat

>>72284492
Master of reality literally helped define heavy metal to what it is today. They didn't have all these little subgenre's back then kiddo.

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>>72284516

>>72284534
>>72284575
t. ozzy
black sabbath wasn't metal until 1980, when dio joined the group

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>>72284601
So sabbath bloody sabbath was not metal at all?

>>72284657
>what is bluesy hard rock

>>72284657
sabbath bloody sabbath is fucking psychedelic rock

>>72284657
nope, it was blue eyed soul

>>72284672
>>72284700
>>72284718

All wrong it was trad doom metal

>Its actual heavy metal you mongoloids

>>72284672
>>72284700
>>72284718
sabbath's debut is bluesy rock and that's it, up until sabotage it's all metal

>>72284744
no, it isn't ozzy, it's just shitty 70s rock

>ITT: Butthurt ozzy haters.

>>72284812
t. ozzy, king of nu-males

>>72284850
I'm glad dio got cancer.

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Does anybody here have a pillow with a metal design on it?

I'm thinking of unironically getting a pillow with Vektor-Terminal Redux as a design on it

Dio>Alice Cooper>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ozzy Cuckbourne
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhGEGIBGLu8

>>72284850
t. dio cuck
Go play dungeons and dragons nerd

>>72284941
>Nerdcore

>>72284944
>>72284957
t. ozzy fedoracuck

Bonnet>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cuckio
https://youtu.be/g2XDORONuuY

>>72284984
Nah son you are mistaken. You are the cargo shorts sandal wearing fedora flexing fingerless gloves owning lard ass.

>>72284996
>Bonnet is more metal than Cuckzzy
lmao

>>72285036
And ozzy is more metal than cuckio
https://youtu.be/qvKVxW0oYPg
https://youtu.be/8ztfjxlgor4
https://youtu.be/O_yO5OWHMSA

>>72283466
>>72283546
>>72283774
>>72284148
>implying he is wrong

>>72283402
this
it's spring break, than it's summer break
kys kiddos

>>72285284
good argument

http://astigarragathrower.bandcamp.com/album/aiako-harria
Post solid worship bands

>>72285473
>worship bands

>>>/lgbt/

who /glamfrost/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fPoyJ9XcSE

>>72284457
I love it.
Fantastic album. I hope they continue in this vein and don't revert back to industrial pop-metal.

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Most underrated Devy album

Post metal to suck cocks to

>>72285658
Ghost has been posted a lot, I'm sure of it.

>>72285658
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LW0krAXXElQ

>>72285658
Anything glam

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>>72285658
Any Glam will do

>>72285658
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOhFZGOjNS4

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>>72285672
>>72285673
holy macaroni
glamfags on suicide watch

>>72285658
Fear Factory
Paradise Lost
Insomium
Pantera

>>72285672
>>72285673
>extremecucks quickly diverting attention from their faggy genres
>>72285658
I think melodic death metal and atmospheric black metal are what you need

>>72285720
>>72285682
>>72285673
>>72285672
>>72285763
>>72285697
>>72285669
post metal is more like isis and neurosis tho

>>72285658
osdm

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>>72285763
How do you type while being gangbanged by other dudes?

>>72285763
>glamcuck detected

go put on your lipstick and blush somewhere else faggot

>>72283402
Walk on home boy

Power metal with blast beats?

>>72285672
>>72285673
>>72285697
t. extremecucks

>>72284516
I've met a lot of people who listen to everything on that list but say Master is too heavy for them.

Replace thay with some 5FDP and it's pretty gold.

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who /xtremeglam/ here?

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>>72285812
>>72285817
>"m-muh gay"
yaaaaaaaaaaaawn, fact is extremecuck metal has 0 musical integrity and doesnt even have the right to criticize glam

Is this glam?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv1ydRgeNrY

>people debating if genre progenatours are the genre the created to the point where Ozzy and Dio are called cucks
>nu-male cancer
>glam/extreme metal false dichotomy shitposting

All of you should be fucking ashamed of yourself. Why can't you be more like /jazz/ or /shugazi/.

>>72285935
Its trad

>>72283402
t. nu-male

>>72285926
>musical integrity
>glam

You know nothing about history do you?

>>72285926
>dressing and singing like woman has musical integrity

Good one you cock sucker

>>72285817
>glam
>fit dudes who left their sexual identity issues behind years ago

>extremefaggotry
>skinny boys venting their frustration

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>>72285981
>negroe music
>>72286023
>>72286033
>dressing like a failed dungeons and dragons character and playing 2 chords "hypnotically" for 4 minutes with literreal autistic screeching is good music

>>72286043
Fuck off

>>72286060
>glam trans-skellies
>fit

shiggy

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Does anyone do genre blending as well as these guys?

Churning through their discography, I'm amazed at their ability to blend so many disparate sounds and qualities together into something cohesive.

>>72286060
That was some gay tumblr shit. Even for glam

>>72286068
>2 chords

glam has ruined your ears. Glam is more rock than metal anyway. Progressive rock.

>>72286088
>tfw you haven't browsed 4chan in over a year so you forgot how to shitpost properly
I'm sorry anon

>>72286068
>insult glam
>describes black metal in an insulting way

Jokes on you, I agree with that assessment. Doesn't mean glam isn't a skidmark on music as a whole.

>>72286106
>glam
>progressive

You mean those whammy bar """"solos" or the stupid clap alongs that are in every fucking song right before the last chorus which is then oh so dramaticaly and suprisingly repeated once again only a step higher? Real progressive shit.

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wow these guys look really badass amirite fellow blackies, le epik corpse paint. lets go slit our wrists in the forest
>>72286121
the genre has talented musicians. I only compare it to other metal sub-genres, not classical or whatnot

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>>72286145
>tfw glam was just described perfectly

>>72286166
>glam has talented musicians

You're probably right, but they CHOSE to play pre-canned, trendy music that didn't challenge them in any way because the studios liked it and they could get famous.

>>72286077
I'm amazed by how shitty your taste is

>>72286166
Corpse paint is always a sign of trying too hard.

genres known to wear make-up, please leave the hall

i'm quite new here, explain to me the extreme metal - non extreme metal rivalry on /meal/

>>72286145
>>72286171
>making use of the whammy bar is now a bad thing
>implying these solos can even be compared to extreme cuck trash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlN3oEjMpUQ (1:58)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvyBiHGr2b8 (2:06)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COuY4WC9b3Q (3:05)
>>72286227
I don't see your point

>>72286279
this
Black metal really fucking is the only last bastion of metal

>>72286369
What a scrub shit. Even Deathcore kids
are making better solos now.

>>72286387
blackies wear make-up too

>>72286405
no it's not make up
it's corpsepaint you poser

>>72286401
no they dont

>>72286255
Thank you

>>72286422
yes they do

>>72286369
>Tryihg this hard to defend a dead genre of rampant homosexuality

>>>/lgbt/ post here faggot

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>>72286077
pic related was a better album though

>>72286427
please do show me an example

>>72286421
>Corpsepaint
more like KISS make-up

>>72286431
>homosexuality
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn. please come with something more creative when I literally posted a song about fukcing underage girls

>>72286431
>glam
>homosexual
pick one, you fucking gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjyZKfdwlng

>>72286505

Glam relies on all visual. its simply eye stimulating for fags. Its nothing but a chorus played higher and higher.

>>72286559
1 straight band does not make up for a genre of fags. Also

>1 Hit Wonder's
>Literally almost all glam

Can someone give me more black metal that's like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-xXMGSF6y8

Deathspell Omega are amazing.

>>72286622
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2XdmyBtCRQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7moa5ZiaDo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxHl3gr-WMM
I doubt there are any actual homosexual glam bands

>>72286639
literally any 2nd wave BM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JZ-8VFaGws

>>72286437
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuhNVbkANqY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz7msdJvbWc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3-LA7vZLwI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmn8hU_B4l8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvNvaaCnISQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Hnjhs6DNMU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-rg2igSo2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4clCTaO0yX0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc8aid6N5YY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS1PuE6GBko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InZnXyuIsfs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt1QVlOkRfU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YJft4ryOo8

>>72286651
>havihg to sing about girls constantly to reinforce how straight you are

>>72286684
>he knows all that memecore bands
what a nu-male

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Glam & Jesus is the future for /meal/!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGFR1nI6blo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zp5Ahx4wmgQ

>>72286722
Only to BTFO glamfigs
t. your old fassioned manly male

>>72286684
t. omega-male
>>72286688
>having to sing about le devil, death and destruction to reinforce how badass you are

>>72286772
>thinks can BTFO glamfags posting the most shitty metal that ever exists
you're are worse than them, leave the hall

>>72286809
nah, all memes aside, Deathcore is better than Glam, but than agin, eveyrithing except Czech brass music is.

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when will the glaspam end?

>>72285917
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>72286852
>all memes aside, Deathcore is better than Glam
t. literally nu-male
at least glam has more trad heavy essence than deathcore

>>72286902
>Glam
>Heavy

maybe 40 years ago

>>72286356
I'm 90% sure it's pure shitposting.

Nobody who is enough of a social failure to browse this site unironically listens to Firehouse

>>72286902
only thing traditionaly heavy in glam are those Milf fat-asses at your average glam gig

>>72286639
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHx9uoSwO7U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGh5j53PJ-E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rrbEItfJyU

>>72286954
>Nobody who is enough of a social failure to browse this site unironically listens to Firehouse
i do, they are quite good actually
>>72286971
metal shows are the biggest concentration of thirsty autistic males on earth, extreme cuck shows bring to to the extreme

Can someone give me more black metal that's like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BywgV-tKIps
Black metal where the vocals aren't dominant and the whole thing is a chaotic mess.

as a powerfag, i support glammers in this battle against the forces of evil extremecuck metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qT-kYZWrHag

Has dmshareqt ever comeback?

>>72287050
>t. Cucky McGlamrow

Extreme metal shows are true konzert culture, you philistine. Go lube your anal cavity for the bbc strapon your mom bought you, glamfig.

>>72287064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfSL-6YExzk&t=201s>>72287064

Explain this.

>>72287064
>power metal
>not a homoerotic worship

well, that what you folks have in common

>>72287138
>Explain this
explain what? it's shit, it has a woman, women are literally destroying power and folk metal

>>72287148
t. extremecuckie
power metal is manly af
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQ0fSt6q63g

>>72287105
>konzert culture
is that what you call virgin males running in circles bumping into each other nowadays, they are so thirsty for human contact the need moshpits to satisfy their needs
>>72287040
>screencapping your own post
>>72287064
glam-trad-power is the holy alliance against the nu-males that have claimed this general for years.

>>72287050
Does glam even do shows anymore?

Besides the shitty / gay bars live music. Like an ACTUAL show.

>>72287169
>Shit
>Woman ruining something you like

Gay Confirmed.

why are bothe glamfags and blackfags so insecure about their taste?

>>72287194
the genre is quite dead, only pseudo glam like steel panther is doing large shows.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rak36txIMXI
this is the only recent show I can remember together with the last motley how

>>72287192
>transfags, fedoras and LARPers

Nice fucking aliance you have there, cucktopus

>>72287252
>fedoras and LARPers
he said trad and power, not death and black

>>72287240
I heard steel panther is actually pretty good live

>>72287269
nice kindergarden tier comeback, but we both know that your typical fedora listens to either folk, power or trad (or some ridiculous shit like Cradle of Filth). And Larpers to Folk a power exclusively.
At least here in Europe.

>>72287269
Power and folk are for D&D nerds

>>72287252
>LARPers
extreme metal is build around faux satanism idiot, they have been larping for decades
>cucktopus
kek'd tbqh
>>72287279
youtube is a thing so you can confirm it for yourself, they were at the last wacken if i recall correctly

>>72287306
fuck you, we aren't fedoras, DEUS VULT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FdnA4SyYzE

HYPE
Sabaton concert in 2 days, any other /mu/tants coming?

>>72287368
>Shoahbaton
fuck those swedecucks

>>72287391
>hating sabasedton
Janissary ready to die detected

>>72287368
shit b8

>>72287471
B-but I actually am going
What's wrong with sabaton?

>>72287488
it's from sweden

>>72287555
What's a good American band that does historical power metal?

If you're thirsty for 80s faggotry then listen to synthwave you tranny bimbos

>>72287696
there's not

>>72287729
I guess I'll just have to live with swedecucks then.
The music is great and they sing about stuff that makes me proud of my nation, so I'll accept it.

>>72287728
thats big talk for a nu-male

START THE HOLOCAUST
THE REICH WILL RISE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lpk1_PWn3s

>>72287750
lmao

I thought you guys said the new Ulcerate was a meme. The first track is dank so far.

>>72287764
Can you please define nu-male

>>72287821
i can and i did yesterday, check the archive

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>>72287821
you

>>72287850
Literally nothing of that applies to me except the being 20-30 part

Nobody (NOBODY) listens to fucking glam
Take a picture of your glam record or CD collection.
There's nothing wrong with Styper and Skid Row but for fuck's sake stop shitting up the thread with this Glammers vs Extermers shitposting.

>>72287846
Lmao fuck you dude all high horse ass

What a good cover, edge of sanity is an honorary non-nu-male band even being death metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNVyrfRya_I
>>72287918
>Nobody (NOBODY) listens to fucking glam
I do

>>72287963
>Unironically listening to glam

Are you serious?

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>>72287918
>paying for music

>>72287963
>>72288019
Look, people not showing their record collections.
Can you open up Glam Metall for me?

>>72288008
Yeah, it's an awesome genre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DBNOL0k5q8
>>72288019
>literally like me
god bless you

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>>72288077
Mislabbled it...

glam isn't metal

>>72288103
No wonder you like glam your probably from some poor ass country.

>>72288225
Really grasping at straws now are we. The netherlands are not that poor

>>72288225
i'm pretty sure he's german
>mappen
>bibliotheek

>>72288269
>Really grasping at straws now are we. The Netherlands are not that poor

Sorry, let me rephrase my statement. Weird ass country.

bands like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgSn0SbQJQI

>>72288300
Its a pretty boring and conformist country though

Daily reminder: Cuckzzy killed metal and Dio revived it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBRsr7AAVbo

>>72287227
Because they dont listen to music for enjoyment, only image.

Everyone else is having bad, wrong fun.

>>72283402
Literally second best only to noise general

>>72287696
Rob Zombie

>>72288019
>Loudness
I don't believe you actually exist. But now I'm gonna relive my adolescence and listen to Twister Sister. Additionally, can you tell me the difference between Glam Hard Rock, Glam, Glam Metal, and Hair Metal?

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thoughts on Sabbath with this ugly fuck?

>tfw no online version of MYFAROG to play with /meal/ autists

>>72288659
it's good
I prefer ozzy but it's good

>atmoshit with unriffs
does this exists

>>72288659
DON'T LISTEN TO FOOLS IN EVERY SONG

>>72288805
iceland's entire bm scene

>>72287696
Unleash the Archers

>>72288659
he converted sabbath into a heavy band instead of an acid rock band like cuckzzy did

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post week

>>72288870
Sabbath was heavy before dio you stupid fuck

>>72288888
QUINTSessential album list has been created.

>>72288623
There is no difference, just wrong labeling by rutracker hohols. Also loudness is good

>>72288870
>cuckzzy

Is Sharon just swimming on black cocks at this point?

>>72288958
no, ozzy was the one who cucked her

>>72288898
>Sabbath was heavy before dio you stupid fuck
No, it wasn't, it was a shitty weed rock band

>>72288888
+++++quints
+++Boris, Electric Wizard
+Kyuss, Angelic Process, Razor, Nokturnal Mortum, Oval
-Joey Badass

>>72288898
he's not being sincere, just trying to shit up the thread. no point in arguing with him

>>72288958
probably

>>72288975
>>72288996
t. cuckzzy

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>>72288888
+morhpheus descends
+incantation
+electric wizard
+boris
+popol vuh
+boris
+archgoat

>>72284502
one of the greatest groove metal albums of all time, Kyuss is sick

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>>72288980
They were considered THE heavy metal band back in the day. Just because you have stoner/doom metal that sounds like them today does not make it the same

Are there too many metal subgenres?

>>72289047
led zeppelin was even more metal than cuck sabbath, lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlNhD0oS5pk

>>72289034
>slaughter
>sun ra
>coltrane
>kreator
>DsO
great taste anon

>>72289071
there's too many meme subgenres and not enough actual ones

>>72289090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s7_WbiR79E

Cmon guy are you even trying?

>>72285489
dam...

>>72285514
Nah pham, MC Frost is superior

>>72289157
it's too slow, it's not metal

>>72288980
>band helps invent an entirely new genre
>gets retroactively labeled as one of the many subgenres spawned from their work

In an attempt to turn a troll into actual discussion, is their a chart that takes you through some of the evolution of metal?

I'm thinking something that gives you a listening order or even a playlist that you could listen to and hear the gradual mutation from Zepplin and Sabbath to br00tal Samurai $lamz

anyone know any good FashMetal?

>>72289197
Steppenwolf>Led Zeppelin>UFO>Rainbow>Riot>NWOBHM bands>Speed>Glam>American Power>Power
That's the real evolution of TRUE METAL

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>>72289157
>singing clearly
>not burping
>not making pig squeals
>well defined riff
>not playing very fast riff that's just noise

Come on not metal at all it's closer to AOR than trve kvlt metal

>>72289188
>too slow

Do you even know wat metal is?

>>72289211
Marduk

>>72289291
Yes, this is metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbQm-nSjuHI
unlike cuck sabbath which was a weed rock band until dio saved them

>>72289318
>progressive rock

>>72289345
t. cuckzzy

>>72288103
ahahahaha no wonder its always shit album after shit album in this threads, really hope you are a 50 year old man or be trolling, if not please hear more music, never coming back in these threads thanks man

>>72289188
Have you ever listened to Planet Caravan?

>>72289034
babys first jazz album

>>72289424
>Planet Caravan
more like planet weed, lmao
>>72289407
t. nu-male

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JOIN THE NU-MALE ARMY,
KEKZZY NEEDS YOU TO FIGHT AGAINST TRUE METAL

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What's with all th ozzy posting and sucking dios dick about?

>>72289564
Dio's dead baby, Dio's dead

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>>72289564
cuckzzy is the nu-male leader, fuck him

>>72289600
god damn he was jacked back in the day

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Most brutal album ever?

>>72289443
>liking HAIR metal, calling somone numale for knowing that HAIR, GLAM metal, is shit music, basing all your music discussions on puting tags on bands im like wtf

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>>72289600

>>72283370
Wow this is the first time I've seen X Japan posted on here since Taiji died

>>72289640
no, most nu-male album ever

>>72289442
They are. Recommend me some patrician shit.

>>72289651
You're just salty 'cause Motley Crue ran a train on your mom back in the day

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>>72288888
+archgoat
>>72289034
+DSO

r8 my shit taste

>>72289681
moms not a coke or heroin adict whit aids, so no

>>72289670
t. nu-male

>>72289670
t. nu-male

>>72289744
>>72289745
t. nu-male

Reminder that glam isn't even metal

>>72289318
Sick song. Still does nothing to prove your point

>>72289744
>>72289745
>>72289761
t. nu-male

>>72289741
That song ''merry go round'' is about your mom

>>72289640
>>72289670
>>72289744
>>72289745
>>72289761
>>72289782
t. New-mail

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i like glam but the glam meme is getting out of control just like the nu-male meme

>>72289674
well you need to know all the Miles Davis and decide on your own man, from the metal perspective maybe you like more Bitches Brew than the others, will rec some Mingus follow the ones you have here

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>>72289819
>you have received a nu-mail

>found this song after searching for a kkk song on youtube
god damn, it's actually pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYbKsUlNAfM
white power!

>>72289733
Chvrches is shit, those are the worst Deafheaven albums, by the other choices you a girl or a fag

Posting nu-male should be an automatic ban.
Better discussion about jazz than metal over here.

Favorite NWOBHM band? I always liked Tygers of Pan Tang

>>72290096
>Posting nu-male should be an automatic ban.
well in the meantime, t. nu-male

>>72290133
I wouldn't mind getting banned if
>>72290133
>>72289782
>>72289761
>>72289745
>>72289744
>>72289670
>>72289507
>>72289821
>>72289600
>>72289443
>>72289392
>>72289022

happy metal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oICvpXQmT4

>>72289034
Pretentious little faggot poser

>>72290451
Let me guess, you're an offended industrial music defender.

>>72290711
I've just started taking all these nu-male charts as recs since they're all that gets talked about.

>>72288854
>Unleash the Archers
>A Female fronted Heavy Metal Band from Vancouver, BC Canada
Anon hates Sabaton because they're swedish

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I listen to elegant metal art exclusively

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sleazy proto-glam

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I can explain

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>>72293143

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>>72293143

>>72293143
>I can explain
Oh I'd love to see that

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>>72293143

>>72293197
>>72293253
>>72293306
At work, my coworker and I listen to either the worst album by bands we like or the best album by bands we hate based on ratings on review aggregate sites.
So of that list, only Ulver, Avantasia, Twilight Force, Theocracy, TBDM and ASOT are actually what I listened to myself this week.

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lets see those last.weeks anons

>>72293987
I bet we'd be good frie-
>Impaled
Begone, thot

Post battlejackets

>>72294090
b-b-but I can change for you senpai :(

>>72222222

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>>72294861
>tfw nuclear war will bring an end to kpop ruining gets

>>72294888
checked

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>>72294888

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>>72283788
Get rekt

>>72295025
HAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>72295139

Glam needs its own general. Glamposters dont get triggered, blackies dont get triggered. Problem solved.

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>>72295260

>>72295317
They do, its called:
>>>/hm/

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>>72295359
how can they even recover

>>72295341
Ayyyyyy

>>72295359
>>72295381
Look, i dislike glam as much as the next guy but this is why they need their own general, its making this board almost unusable for actual discussion

>>72295381
these nu-male charts are dank as fuck memes, can you dump more of them pls? this general isn't cancerous enough yet

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>>72295463

>>72295443
nu-male shirt with a nu-male behind it

>>72295452
Nobody is stopping them from having one.

>>72295381
Can I enjoy getting pegged and not be nu-male?

>>72295381
>>72295482
The jaggy border on the top always gets me

>>72295502
no

>>72295482
This is actually perfect. Thank you based anon

>Why invent a story about something you can experience first hand at the local fagparade? Are you hoping someone will send a video?
The dmu journalism isnt great, but its worth visiting just for the banter. Also, you pick up some good recs.

>>72295668
>Cashing out and looking for new avenues of profit,Effigy of The Forgottenhas never carried such meaning to a Suffocation fan. If you still want to support this band, perhaps you might want pick up one ofTerrance Hobbs meme shirts