/metal/

First for AOTY

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second for truth

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death to blackies

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Dave Mustaine is the GOAT

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fifth for extra truth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHvHh0eJ5NQ

>>72262389
>>72262416
no memes allowed, please respect the rules

>>72262389
>>72262416


> no Y&T albums

kek

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>>72262454

>>72262416
>Shout at the Devil
>not Dr. Feelgood
wew

>>72262474
my thread, my rules

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>>72262550

>>72262568
no more or i'll get angry

>>72262568
you autist

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>>72262583
>>72262593

>>72262344
There is literally nothing wrong with Nu-Metal

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nu male cuck cuck nu glam cuck nu male nu power cuck nu male nu male cuck nu glam cuck glam glam glam male glam male power power power power power hipster hipster hipster nu male cuck cuck power power power hipster hipster hipster hipster cuck nu male nu power male power power hipster cuck nu male nu male glam glam glam male glam cuck cuck

everyone I don't agree with is a nu-male

Does anybody have that "Im 16 and progressive is my favorite genre" or something image?

>>72262819
here
>>72262474

>>72262814
Does it feature Bjorn "Speed" Strid?

>>72262832
All of it.

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>>72262688
only cavemen are not numale
>tfw you're not savage enough

>>72262832
don't ever mention Bjorn "Speed" Strid and nu-male in the same sentence again

>>72262832
>>72262849
produced by Peter Tägtgren and Dan Swanö
>>72262859
Bjorn "Speed" Strid is a nu-male

>>72262830
That´s not it. The one im refering to is a starter pack imager.

>>72262869
It IS a starter pack, it's just that the "starter pack" bit was covered with the numale banner

anyway it's not it because it's 18 and "superior taste"

google it

>>72262930
cool af

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>no memes
>Ayreon

What do you guys think of Acid Bath?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pM8AHH7xEc

how do you call the opponents of 'numales'

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>>72262979
>no memes
>entire thread consists of meme charts
>>72262997
Kpop enthusiasts

>>72262997
buttmetalers

>>72262997
normies

>>72262997
Glammers

>>72263011
nah, not in metal, I mean in general

>>72263015
t. self deluded glamcuck tranny numale

>>72263027
autists, because nobody else actually cares.

>>72263027
Agents of the Patriarchy
>>72263036
t. numale in denial

>>72263027
Übermensch
>>72263036
alternatively this

>>72263056
>Übermensch
aren't numales the real Übermensch? isn't this the reason behind why reactionary untermenschen get triggered?

>>72263027
Übermensch

>>72263108
t. obvious untermensch
If you were half as lucid as you pretend to be you'd know that only nu-males get triggered

>>72263154
>you'd know that only nu-males get triggered
in real life everyone gets 'triggered', including you.

>>72263108
Uh, no? Where'd you get such ridiculous discourse? Oh wait, you're an undercover numale, aren't you

>>72263169
t. triggered untermensch

>>72263167
>triggered

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZlZuYp1fZc
Thoughts?

>>72263180
t. triggered numale
>>72263190
the screams of a cuck numale over generic muh depreshin dsbm

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>>72263216
>untermensch being so scared of reality he sees "numales" everywhere

>>72263236
>numale tries to hide his cuck-ness under several blankets of poorly woven "no u"'s

>>72263259
>he believes he's un-cucked
>doesn't belong to the 1%
end your existence rn

Anyone know a good place to discuss metal music?

>>72263287
>he thinks there is a 1%
nu-male tumblerina confirmed for the cuck get-together this weekend

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what are some metal albums that manages to please both nu-males and untermensch?

>>72263309
Metalsucks
>>72263319
trick question: numales ARE untermensch

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post kek worthy merch

>>72263309
This is the only decent place since ANUS was closed

Isn't it nice to know that no matter how much we override this general with memes and childish bickering and autistic screeching, we'll never be as bad as Metallum's forum?

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Post gay black metal

>clearing ancient backlog, listening to stuff that was essential M-A 100% ratings core
>try listening to Ayreon's The Human Equation
>it's a concept album about a guy getting into a car crash after he got cucked

What the FUCK how did this get big

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>>72263314
>wagecuck going full cock-a-doodle-doo

>>72263344
>>72263340
Okay, off to Reddit I go then. Seems like they might actually have discussions about metal.

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>>72263386
I'd gladly get anus-annihilated over It's Magic any day

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>>72263427
>black metal

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>>72263402
>NEETglamfag unleashing his cucktism creating a maelstrom of numale high pitched cries that breaks his glass dildos and makes him even more snotnosedly loud and accidentaly prolapses his anus *again*

>>72263442
30% of the album is black metal

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>>72263427
But that means *you're* gay, not VBE. I meant post black metal that is gay. Not gay as an insult-- post homosexual black metal.

This is the worst thread I've been in on any forum including mid 2000s GameFAQs Sonic CYOAs.

>>72263444
??????
friendly advice: end yourself

>>72263459
Yeah, the rest is dissoshit with vocals provided by a drunken dwarf

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDgQlSqzaas
can you reconmend me some good visual kei metal

>>72263459
it's blastbeats, but blastbeats are not inherently bm

>>72263484
>t. anusblasted encucked numale

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>>72263489
>dissoshit
ESAD

>>72263501
It's blastbeats + tremolo picking + shrieking vocals
How is that NOT black metal?

>>72263517
>triggered dissonumale

>>72263530
blastbeats imply tremolo picking
also the vocals don't sound like any traditional bm screams

>>72263530
That only happens about a third of the time, though. The rest is groovy, almost funky dissonance with clean vocals.

>>72263538
>triggered tonalcuck

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>>72263386
I'd fuck fembois to it.

>19p
He is here

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>>72263551
>blastbeats imply tremolo picking
wdhmbt

>>72263558
well yes, that's why i said it's 30% black metal

so i guess the janitors just turn a blind eye to these threads, huh?

>>72263571
>t. mmuh avangard cuck choking back tears

>>72263591
I know, I was adding to your point

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I am filthy. I am riddled with lice. Hogs, when they look at me, vomit. My skin is encrusted with the scabs and scales of leprosy, and covered with yellow pus.

>>72263607
>t. riffcuck choking on the fat nigger riff cock

>>72263599
If you report a few posts they'll come flying down on us and ban half the thread for a day for doing shit that everyone's doing in every single thread always all the time

try it

>>72263642
>t. pegged third wave feminist anti-toxic-masculinity glamcuckfag who only listens to P4k approved "metal" and has a lot to say about today's hottest social issues from the confort of his cumcrusted desk chair and can't handle a fucking riff to save his prolapsed ass

>>72263309
deathmetal.org

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>this triggers the unriffer

>>72263677
>death metal
>the most cucked subgenre of all
>good place to discuss metal

>>72263713
t. trannyglam nucuck

>>72263667
even bothering to write all this crap..
wew lad

>>72263722
but anon, that's black metal

>>72263767
>thinks typing words is some sort of excruciating exercise
Typical amerifat

>>72263643
i've probably reported 50 posts between the last two threads

>>72263790
it clearly reads "death" on the url

>>72263713
manly af

reposting this
Do you wear band shirts, /meal/?
Also post god-tier tshirts, regardless of the quality of the band

>>72263800
Maybe they've noticed all the reports are from the same IP and figured you're just a triggered tumblerina (which you are)

Try posting porn, that rarely fails.

Just listening Conan Friends best chorus ever cant stop singin this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GONj2xtBNwU

>>72263639
Sup Preacher

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>>72263738
Triggered beyond belief

>>72263713
looks like some 80s lesbian porn cover

>>72263828
>god-tier band tshirts
no such thing, which is why i don't wear them

>>72263845
>this level of denial
wew lad

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>>72262406

>>72263854
Beg your pardon m'nu-male

>>72263854
maybe some anon will prove you wrong

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>>72263878
fuck

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>>72263854
here, proven wrong

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Wear this and make nu-males spit out their kelp smoothies
>>72263904
lel

NITRO IS THE BEST BAND IN THE FUCKING UNIVERSEEE!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDcBKVKQizg
FUCK EXTREMEKEK NU-MALES

vektor

vektor

>>72263955
it's vector you putz

kektor

redux

memetor cuckedux

blacked future

cucktor

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What's the name of this album already?

>>72263677
>deathmetal.org
that website seems to like crying about sjws and shit more than talking about music. their most recent review is of painkiller from judas priest, like who the fuck asked for a review of that ancient shit?

>>72264038
it's basically a couple fedoras going nuts

__k_o_
T____n_l
___u_

Fill in the spaces boys

>>72264038
t. millennial wimp

V t E e K r T m O i R n a l

>>72264055
like this thread?

>>72264038
>crying about sjws
>into dadmetal
>>72264055
>couple fedoras
So it's basically /mu/

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>>72263828
I have two of this shirt, a lateralus shirt, and I used to have a bodom shirt but that got torn up in a pit. All of them are from when I was an edgy teen and now I dress appropriately, not like a child.

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>>72263854
Wrong!

>>72264059
cukhol
trannal
anus

>>72264072
I don't want to read reviews of music that everyone has had a go at, I want to find new music. Fuck me, right?

Go circlejerk your old pop music somewhere else, old nigger.

>>72264133
>Fuck me, right?
In your dreams
>I want to find new music
>implying anything of value has been released this decade
>nigger
le_edgy_metaller.jpeg

Anything similar to this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=255_yiCkhaM

>>72264212
Vektor - Terminal Redux

Recommend me some pizza doom (with Motorhead vocals)

>>72264212
>that thumbnail
not clicking on this nigga

>>72263955
>>72263961
>>72263972
>>72263999
>>72264006
>>72264009
>>72264014
>>72264017
>>72264036
>>72264039
>>72264083
>>72264141
OMG THIS IS EPIK
*passionately upboats every single post*

>>72264059
fuck off
toenail
fuck u

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>>72264256
>triggered cuck

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>>72264237
go on click it you're missing out of some riffs

can someone identify the song playing in the beginning of this video?

http://www.menshealth.com/24-hours-with-the-mountain

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Last 7 Days, post them!

>>72264288
I clicked it

fuck you

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any recs?

>>72264382
Vektor - Terminal Redux

>>72264405
oh yeah i forgot that
it's pretty good

>>72264159
>triggered by nigger

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wtf is this shit???

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>>72264459
some fucking good speed metal with a twist of glam about it 10/10 album

>>72264382
Check out bands from Black Twilight Circle and Cynic, along with Edge Of Sanity seem up your alley.

nu-males fear the trve metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xCDF0tTgQw

>>72264622
tokyo blade? it's gay..

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>>72264367
+Goatmoon, Darkwood, Insect Warfare
~Lifelover, Agalloch, Blink 182

>>72264808
>Blink 182
I think you read something wrong there.
+Bold Thrower, Diabsiquir
~Immolation, Cryptopsy, Archgoat

>>72264856
oh fug

>>72264459
what my young self would masturbate to with eternal guilt

>>72264415
pointing out that you're a teen edgelord is not getting triggered, edgelord

>>72264808
I thought we were done posting those fake "essential nu-male" charts

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What do you guys think of my custom built guitar?

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>>72265199
Back side


Whole thing is made from spare junk I had in my collection.

>>72265111
well anon that's not a very nice thing to say

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5eA2c60SOg

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>>72265199
>>72265243
>no whammy
>no killswitch
>only 6 strings

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open thread
crel+f
"nu-"
never change /meal/

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>>72265341
/METAL/ PRAYS FOR DEATH
I ANSWER IT'S PRAYERS

>>72265199
>>72265243
It looks pretty

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What does /metal/ honestly think of Anaal Nathrakh?

I've literally never seen the mentioned here. I just started listening to them and think theyre pretty decent. How "nu-male" are they?

>>72265707
i have no thoughts, only memes

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>downloading every dokken album
feels good man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQb1t_Yw0S8

>>72265707
they're p catchy

>>72265707
>How "nu-male" are they?
If you have to ask, you're a nu-male

>>72265707
>extremecuck metal
it's shit then

I really hate it when I listen to an album and nothing sticks afterwards

metal newbie here, does anybody else think that black metal vocals are way more accessible than death metal ones?

>>72265707
>I've literally never seen the mentioned here
Are you some fucking weakass troll or is this the first time you ever post here?

>>72265835
yes i agree

>>72265835
With what definition of "accessible" are we working here, and how does that not depend on individual, subjective, personal taste?

>>72265755
Dont forget up from the ashes

>>72265837
I've been on this thread about a week, never seen them brought up.

Sorry I'm not a no life faggot who spends years on here.

>>72265882
>IM NOT A NOOB IVE BEEN HERE A FUKK WEEK
>literally had a discussion about AN two threads ago
>SORRY I'M NOT A LOSER LIKE U ;_;
It just sounds like you're retarded or lying or both

>>72265862
yeah I guess

OH NOOO
YOU'RE SO DAMN WICKED
YOU'VE GOT ME BY THE THROAT

>>72265882
>this_triggers_the_numale.exe

>>72265936
OH NOOO
GOTCHA CLAWS STUCK IN ME
YOU'LL NEVER LET ME GOOO

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Inside of me there is a lonely place
Sometimes I just don't know it's there
But when I'm all alone
That's when I have to face...

The part of me that needs someone
To be by my side that's when I call on...

You, You make my life complete
You give me all I need
You help me through and through
I'm calling on you

I can't explain just what You do to me
My love grows stronger everyday
You give me love, You give me company
And when I have to face the rain
You bring sunshine into my life

>>72265964
Happy Easter

reminder that you can't outnu-male the nu-male master

>>72265989
ozzy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6n1kMsLbc8
god bless

>>72266011
"no"

>>72265989
COREY TAYLOR

>>72266011
it's me actually

>>72266022
white power brother
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4E9ky7Ntns

>>72266028
>>72266046
t. ozzy

>>72266050
F*ck off you wh*te piece of racist, misogynistic, xenophobic trash

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>>72265835
Depends on the artist, doesn't it?
I know different BM Bands with quite varying vocals, same goes for Death Metal.

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>>72266078

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>>72266011
>>72266071
come on somebody explain Ozzy is nu-male?

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>>72265964
No!

>>72266111
well
it's actually very simple
here's the thing:

>>72266111
ikr being in prison at 14 and trying to murder your own wife doesn't seem nu-male to me

it's retarded, but not nu-male

>>72265835
yes very much, high end vocals are more accepted than, low.
Most accesible to least
Non extreme-->Shouting (Thrash)--->BM vocals----> DM vocals---> Pig Growl (Slam)--->Ved Buens Ende Vocals

>>72266111
ozzy is a nu-male fedora kike, he's is the reason why extremecuck metal exists, fuck him and fuck pre-dio black sabbath and fuck their shit tier psychedelic rock

I'm cringing so hard at this thread right now
Do you really think you are funny?

>>72266195
xd le cringe
fuck off to /b/

>>72266195
>cringe
t. gay nu-male

>>72266222
No you fuck off
Only /b/tards would find retarded shitposting like this funny

>>72266276
>>>/b/

>>72266287
>desperate /b/tard links his home in a respectable metal thread
t. underage b8

>>72266287
>unironically uses terms like /b/tard
go back to your containment board

>>72266303
>>72266343
>repetitive buzzword shitposting is so funny XD
Kill yourslves cancer

>>72266371
t. vektornaut

I see this general is still awful

>tfw I come once every while to /meal/ for new music
>it's gets shittier and more spamming every time
Gott Strafe /metal/

>>72266371
>complains about buzzword
>"cancer"
6/10 had me going for exactly one post

>>72266407
save it, djentshareguy

>>72266311
>66
we need 666

This is the best general
It still amazes me how it repulses nu-males so easily

>>72265199
>>72265243
so bland it's turning me into a normie just looking at it. the only thing I like is the headstock but the body is god awfully boring.

>>72266482
Nobody even fucking talked about music

Not even meme shit like Winger or Sun Bat Her

This thread is disgusting and you should all feel bad

Go take a shower and listen to some Nokturnal Mortum

>>72266499
t. extremecuck gay nu-male gay

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>>72266499
I don't listen to meme forest rock
but thank you regardless

Paul Speckmann is the best DM vocalist

>>72266499
Winger is legit trve kvlt

Daily remember: AOR is honorary metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xji5tRVxTI

>>72266558
:')

>>72266499
I asked about Acid Bath and I don't think anybody even responded. This general is beyond repair I think.

>>72266672
t. nu-male satan

>>72266429
and yet you keep coming, like you keep cumming to sissy hypno porn you nu-male

>>72266558
why can't metal be this fun

>>72266528
No, I am.

t. ye olde male

>>72266669
>ghost bath
It's shitty numale metal

>>72266680
>what is glam

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>>72266669
>I asked about radio buttrock and I don't think anybody even responded

>>72266680
You know glam exists rightttttt

>>72266715
terrible nu-cuck tranny shit

>>72266515
t. nu-male

>>72266680
Its glam
>>72266735
You are getting stale

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>>72266494
All black and boring is the trvest style of guitar

>>72266775
as glam already is since the fucking 80's

>>72266715
>>72266718
>>72266775
t. samecuck

>one day /metal/ memes will take over this shit-tier board
this WILL happen

you glamcucks are literally subhuman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxJiW1rXWcE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGwWNGJdvx8
objectively better than anything posted here.

$25 for Taake & Helheim but at a shitty venue
Fuckkckckc

>>72266926
What are you doing here mom

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>>72266871
t. gay subhuman nu-male

>>72266931
There will be loads of BM girls there with fat asses

You should have SEEN the ass walking around the Mayhem tour

recs for something similar to todbringer by ellende?

>>72266976
lol what a skelly

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>>72266871
BEGONE EXTREMEKEK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpUMvlwXdLM

>>72266926
WTF? I love glam now!

Legit nu-male here. I have low testosterone (cuz of growth hormone treatment at young age) and I got into hipster metal in my 20s.

AMA

>>72267092
me3 i love hipster metal and eat soy every day to keep my numale blood flowing

>>72267092
Can you leave please?

>>72267063
perscutie mania

This kills the nu-male
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFfIYOWxh-4
Glam/AmericanPower/NWOBHM>>>>>>>>>>>>>Extremecuck

>>72267140
no

>>72267147
this kills the glamfag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylrnhRt5u2E

>>72266993
They're usually fucked in the head though
I don't what to have anything to do with them

>>72267092

Are you me? Superior betacuck numale here, listening to harsh noise and NMH everyday all day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DelhLppPSxY

>>72267182
I know this is bit but holy fuck 300k people watched this?

>>72267182
you're going to need sothing stronger than that
this is literally stronger that that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6PJdJvMt2U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca2EszjyjVw
this slays every single nu-male on the spot

>>72267309
medieval themes are automatically numale

>>72267350
says the nu-male

>>72267378
takes one to know one

>>72267394
no u

>>72267350
medieval themes are anti-nu-male, you fucking nu-male

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Why do glamcucks think their music is manly?

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>ctrl+f "nu-male"
>34 results found
>ctrl+f "numale"
>22 results found
Get your shit together /meal/.

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>>72267484
No they aren't you cuck in denial

Imagine if Motorhead's debut album was released in the 80s lmaoooo

>>72267487
The jews

>>72267587
Imagine if Motorhead's debut album has black metal vocals

>>72267487
It is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33jsQcS_hmI

>>72267487
Because it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKtQpgXiYII
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlN3oEjMpUQ

>>72267611
It doesn't?

When will we finally purge the glam and weeaboo cancer from his general?

>>72267611
Imagine Iron Fist with BM vocals

working on a melodeath project, r8 my first few riffs /metal/ . Gonna add some bodom-style synths soon

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uP0X41P5UG

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Imagine Pure holocaust with glam vocals and guitars

>>72267669
>working on a melodeath project
Don't

>>72267669
I don't like melodeath but you have some good riffs. Get them tighter tho.

>>72267669
don't upload on vocaroo they reencode audio with really low bitrate and it sounds like shit, use soundcloud or something

>>72267669
>melodeath
leave the hall

>>72267697
Quick rundown on these guys?

>>72267738
This meme was never funny.

>>72267738
>-Blackies bow to Glammers
>-In contact with Randy Rhodes
>-Possess Gravity defying hair abilities
>-Control LA with an iron but fair fist
>-Own Arenas & and your mum globally
>-Direct descendants of the ancient Riff masters
>-Will bankroll the first Stripclubs on Mars
>-Own 99% of Shampoo & conditioner research facilities on Earth
>-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Glam babies
>-each band member is said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>-Ancient californian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented Guitar noodling progress with them
>-They own HairSpray R&D labs around the world
>-The Glammers are in regular communication with the Archangels Marc Bolan and Razzle, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to LA in history literally a few days later to the Rainbow
>-They learned guitar riffs and licks in under a week
>-Nation states entrust their Hair product reserves with the glammers. There’s no shampoo in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Crue
>-TheGlammers are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

>>72267623
>>72267630
That's sounds like gay anal sex from my friends porno movies, desu.

>>72267786
>my friends porno movies
Yeah right.

>>72267698
>>72267727

S..sorry we j-just really like Bodom, Lamb of God, Born of Osiris type stuff. I realize thats pretty 2000's of us but fuck it

>>72267701
I'll tell the guitar player to get his shit together. I'm just the lowly synth player that arranges/tabs out/the songs and gets spit on by metalheads for playing a keyboard

>>72267710
huh never knew that. now that I listen it does sound shitty. thanks

>>72267795
my friend's (girl) ex-boyfriend I sort of consider friend literally did gay porn

>>72267771
kek

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>>72267786
>friends porno movies
were these the ones that your friend directed but you starred in

>>72267803
>Born of Osiris

I used to fucking love that band

>>72267803
Riffs are never tight enough. No matter who you are in your band, you can always demand tighter riffs because they're just too damn important. Also stop playing melodeath.

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>>72267669
ditch the intro riff, and make the verse one more interesting (perhaps some sem-counter pointed second guitar) and you got a nice start

nu-thread
>>72267908

>>72267660
I've listened to latter era Darkthrone, yes