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I love metal!

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Why did people rave about his album so much? It's a solid one, but not nearly as good as people think. It's not that far from being another run of the mill album in the genre, desu.

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Someone help me fucking choose I'm losing my mind trying to !

Devin or DHG ?

I need an answer so I can start spending the rest of the day on day 2

>>72256797
Devin desu

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>>72256788
>the nu-male opens /metal/
>not to his surprise the nu-male chart is being spammed again
>he gets slightly agitated
>when he cheks it ourt again he discovers that the awsome band he found on youtube yesterday is on the chart
>when he discovers 80% of the albums are in his most played list he becomes seething
>"im not a nu-male" he says angrily stomping around his room so violently he stepped on his wii u
>"mother you whore you promised me a switch for my 30th birthday"
>with smoke practically coming out his ears he puts on his skullcandies and blasts some enslaved"
>"this is al the fault of those glammers" he sais whilst opening gimp
>he opens the image and begins cutting out the top part
>he gives a slght peek at the image again and his anger get reinvigorated
>he bashes his desk causing his onahole to fall on the floor dripping some cum on rhe carpet
>he moves the top part on top of a glam chart
>he is now chuckling and snickering
>he open /metal/ and posts it
>he takes a sip from his kelp smoothie "your move glamcucks"

>>72256797
I don't know what this is, but Devin.

>>72256792
Had it been out 10 - 15 years ago it would have had no success at all. But these years true black metal is kind of rare, most bands are either viking/folkshit or prog post-blackgaze (or both).

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Best track?

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>>72256802
>when the glamsvestite implies xe isn't a numale

>>72256797
devin

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>>72256801
>>72256807
>>72256829
Why ?

>>72256807
>>72256801
Does Devin ever get shat on in this general? He's popular and he abandoned SYL to play prog, along with becoming a hippie. He's like, the culmination of everything /metal/ hates, but /metal/ doesn't hate him.

>>72256845
I don't personally like his music but he seems like he would put on a really good show

>>72256845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrDM6V08wcE

>>72256848
He didn't abandon SYL. He just said all that there was to say/write with SYL and had to move on.

There are two breeds of nu-male: glamcucks and hipsters. Don't let either one trick you into believing they aren't nu-males.

>>72256885
What are hipsters, again?

>Warren demartini
>john norum
>george lynch
>john sykes
>akira takasaki
>vito brata
>reb beach
>bill leverty
>mick mars
Every single one of them is better than your favourite idiot playing unriffs and hypnotic riffs
>>72256885
Glam is the opposite of everything the nu-male stands for, please come with a better name. The gay part did not work out, calling it nu-male will not work because there is no logic behind it

>>72256848
He's talented as all holy hell, still writes solid music and is just a pleasant person all-around. It's really hard to not like the guy, even ironically.

>>72256892
Pitchfork clones who are suckers for metal genres that start with atmospheric and post, as well as blackgaze and whatever else Pitchfork decides to shill.

>>72256904
This. Glam is for chads

>>72256904
There's no logic behind nu-male. No point in being redundant about it.

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anyone listen to the new Ayreon yet?

after giving it a few listens I can say it's easily ranked in my top 3 Ayreon albums

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Is Wardruna honorary metal ? Or is it some kind of hipster shit ? Honestly lost at this point

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftbPY4yVHIo

>>72256932
Aren't they neofolk?

>>72256916
Okay.

So, what if I've never visited Pitchfork and like a few bands from each of those genres, as well as pretty much every other genre?

>>72256937
You're fine then. There's more to being a nu-male than simply liking certain bands that nu-males flock to.

>>72256944
More as in anything to do with Pitchfork? That seems to be the only correlation.

>>72256922
But there is, it has a basis in reality

>>72256814
But even know you can find some, you only need to know where you look.

>>72256861
It must be nice to have a cathartic experience like that. To know that you've lived and loved, and when to move on.

>>72256848
the majority of devin townsend's shit is just glorified alt rock. he's made some good stuff though

I'm looking for some metal that has good harsh vocals but used sparingly with a hypnotic riff or atmosphere in the background, also the riffs and vocals can't be too manly or sound like buttmetal because I wouldn't like that, anything you recommend?

>>72256957
tell me then senpaï. I lust for good bm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBnEdfLmh5I

>>72256954
Right, the feminism thing. I think you're the same guy that tried explaining this to me last time, but all you did was go balls deep into hyperbole.

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>>72256967
Not sure if joking, anyway this seems to be what you're looking for

>>72256965
Why is it glorified?

>>72256970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekYlRhALiRQ&t=3s

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>>72256982
The term has been clearly defined

what do people think about going to gigs/festivals alone?

luckily I haven't had to yet, but considering it for a gig soon. I saw a fair few people who looked to be on their own at a festival this weekend, so maybe its normal.

>>72257014
Are you that aussie girl that's been crying about not having anyone to go with, even though you have a spare ticket? Regardless, I prefer going alone and like going to movies, there's nothing wrong about it.

>>72257014
Good question.
I might go to Hellfest alone this year, too mainstream/exensive for my friends apparently. Luckily I'm asocial and don't give two shits about talking or being with people, so I should be fine.

>>72257002
>good bm from the us
wtf

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>>72257006
Nah senpai, that's the outdated definition. This is the one we actually adhere to in every single thread.

>>72257014
I actually prefer it especially these days with smart phones. It's much easier to meet other people including the band. See a girl alone? You will literally have to avoid meeting her.

>>72257030
For music you use the nu-male chart yeah

>>72257014
I love going to gigs alone. I mean its better with friends but my friends are annoying musicians like me and most of them prefer to stay in the back and shittalk whoever is playing for whatever miniscule reasons.

When I am alone I can drink as slow/fast as I can, I can go in the front if I like the band, I honestly enjoy it often more and find it more relaxing. Also on those few times I hooked up/met girls at gigs, it was always when I was alone, never with friends.

Go for it anon.

>>72257006
But again, what does any of this have to do with metal? With music? With any of the bands that show up in these charts?

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>>72257029
I don't know if you're positively surprised or just disgusted, but US has good black metal bands. Pic related is solid, and this one ain't too bad, either.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bahrmFEVGzw

>>72257045
Exactly. Just the last show I went to with someone we almost immediately separated.

>>72257052
positively surprised. Please keep posting my dude

>>72257049
nu-males that listen to metal listen to those albums

>>72257045
>>72257035
>>72257029
>>72257026
interesting, I thought itd look autistic as fuck, but it seems like it could be nice

>>72257035 I saw a bit of a spergy looking qt alone, shoulda said hi

>>72257073
As opposed to any other album? From any other genre?

If you found out a nu-male listened to your favorite band, would you have a brain aneurysm? If you found out a nu-male could write better music than you, play an instrument better than you, would that just be it? Would that be the kill switch? I mean, what's the correlation with the definition of the term and musical taste/ability? That's what I'm asking.

Why is/metal/ so contrarian?

is devin townsend playing a character or is he actually that wacky

>>72257070
Leviathan you've already heard by now, so check this one out, but I wouldn't say it's on par with the previous bands I've mentioned, yet it's still okay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZqyA-GlFSk

Also, if you want to check out more, most of bands from Black Twilight Circle have solid shit.
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=3934927

>>72257092
>itd look autistic as fuck
think again.

>>72257101
We are very vapid human beings that encompass all metal discussion around other vapid human beings.

>>72257118
I don't know what vapid means

>>72257110
He just has a really good time on stage. In interviews, he's pretty chill.

Then again, there is this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4lo_ft86QA

>>72257101
lurk moar.

>>72257141
I've been here for 2 years or so, I still don't get it

>>72257134
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=vapid

>>72257092
>I thought itd look autistic as fuck
Oh some people still manage even on their phones. It's almost like they're trying.

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hey /metal/

i'm not usually a massive fan of metal, but i love pic related. suggestions?

>>72257148
So somebody who offers nothing to a conversation?

>>72257116
Thank you for the list senpaï !!!!
yeah true I forgot Leviathan.

>>72257147
People are tired of mainstream shit getting hyped all the time, so they resort to making it into a meme, just look at what they've done to Vektor and Sodom. Granted, I can understand that since people that are truly passionate about the medium will venture into it's depths and will try to find various obscure shit, not jerk off to Anthrax's Among The Living for the 100th time. Or, you know, it's just 4chan. That's my take on it at least.

>>72257167
I'm glad to be of help, lad.

>>72257163
Warning, Reverend Bizarre, Saint Vitus, Candlemass, Cough.

>>72256788
TAKE DEF LEPPARD OF THE CHART!
>>72256797
>not going to Red Fang
>>72256818
Last Statement

>>72257099
>As opposed to any other album? From any other genre?
Most genres are nu-males, those are just highlights for the most part. So yes.
>If you found out a nu-male listened to your favorite band, would you have a brain aneurysm?
This chance is very small, but that would make him less of a nu-male wouldnt it
>If you found out a nu-male could write better music than you, play an instrument better than you, would that just be it? Would that be the kill switch?
Im not musician, i do play some guitar but my profiance is pretty irrelevant here.
>I mean, what's the correlation with the definition of the term and musical taste/ability? That's what I'm asking.
A nu-male like stated strives to be unique and because they are very feminine and emancipated they try to compensate this lack in masculinity by listening too brootal and trve cvlt music. Thats why a nu-male sees glam as gay, he doesnt understand glam muscians have eclipsed masculinity and have no need to compensate. They are still more masculine that the most brootal chruch burner. The nu-male will stray further and further into the extreme and "unique" to to cultivate an identity. But he is still in denial, "I listen to the sickest slams and most hypnotic unriffs, no way im a nu-male". When he gets confronted
>>72256802 happens

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Why is Québec so good at black metal these days ? Also why do they sing more in French than French bands ? Are we really this cucked ?
> Gris, Sombres Forêts, Forteresse, Monarque, Brume d'Automne, Neige Eternelle....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhgWlBMUGVQ

Nu-males generally only listen to surface level metal bands that are praised by mainstream media outlets, the main one being Pitchfork. Their favorite metal subgenres are commonly atmospheric black metal, blackgaze, doom metal, progressive metal, and any variant of sludge metal or post-metal, although they will eat up anything approved by Pitchfork and the like. They do not dig deeper into the metal genre, are uneducated in the history of metal, and dismiss most metal as juvenile and regressive, especially if it is sonically harsh and/or conflicts with their liberal agenda. The typical nu-male often criticizes metal for it's expression of masculinity, elitism, nationalism and occasional white supremacism or nazism, and refuses to listen to artists who express those values. They likely support antifa's efforts to shut down the shows of controversial artists by means of terrorism, and ultimately wish for the metal scene as a whole to become a safe space, churning out bland and inoffensive music year after year.

>>72257292
>Nu-males generally only listen to surface level metal bands that are praised by mainstream media outlets, the main one being Pitchfork

>>72257243
>A nu-male like stated strives to be unique and because they are very feminine and emancipated they try to compensate this lack in masculinity by listening too brootal and trve cvlt music

Really makes me think.

>>72257300
The bottom posters misunderstands what a true nu-male is.

>>72257319
Right.

>>72257300
>>72257319
Pitchfork is run by nu-males so ofcourse they review nu-male music

>>72257326
Refer to this image: >>72257006
These people do not listen to brutal death metal and raw black metal. They listen to whatever Pitchfork force-feeds them.

>>72257341
Are you in denail perhaps?

>>72257350
Denial of what?

Caring about what others deem of you is nu male.

>>72257341
Do they all like, have a ubiquitous hivemind built into the synapses of their brain that echoes PITCHFORK every ten minutes? Are there only as many nu-males in the world as there are visitors to Pitchfork?

I'm glad we have top r/metal scientists researching the nu-male specimen

>>72257292
>although they will eat up anything approved by Pitchfork
Only if I like it senpai

>>72257367
I'm a mod on r/blackmetal

>>72257360
The nu-male is a widespread phenomenon, and not all of them are of the Pitchfork clone variety, although the vast majority have a similar mentality towards music and only listen to music that abides by their liberal values.

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How to save metal
>permaban n*-male posters
>permaban glamfags
>permaban slamwiggers
>permaban atmoshitters
>permaban weebs

>>72257438
This is a nu-male is denial lashing out, its so easy to spot

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Post your favorite album splits

>>72257358
Stop thinking stuff about me, im not the numale your the numale! I know, youre probably louis cuck king! Top kek!!! And no, im not obsessed

>>72257448
I meant ban NUMALE posters, not numale POSTERS.

>>72257423
Which band(s) in the chart exude liberal values? Which of those have intelligible vocals?

Lets save this thread. Post your dankest metal memes.

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>>72257478

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>>72257478
This ebin enough for you? :DDDDDD

>>72257468
The chart is a load of bullshit. Bands nu-males flock to usually don't directly express liberal values, but fit into their agenda of removing masculinity and controversy in metal.

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>>72257478
>>72257486

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>>72257488
If you have any more spurdos, post them. Hes the only dude that can save this cesspit

>>72257496
Wow, that sure is sneaky.

God damn, this is stupid.

>>72257527
Then stop arguing about /pol/shit and discuss metal

>>72257536
I was trying.

>>72257527
I'm honestly half serious. There are people like Kim Kelly who genuinely want to turn metal into a safe space, free of any controversial ideas and "toxic masculinity".

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>>72257525

>>72257544
Metal is a genre full of edgelord creeps and turboautists no matter how big his echo chamber is, it simply doesn't reflect reality those people are just there for the novelty and will soon leave.
Alternatively you can always just ignore the US scene like every other genre is doing nowadays because this bullshit isn't exclusive to metal, you don't even want to know what they're doing to punk.

>>72257583
>Metal is a genre full of edgelord creeps and turboautists
most of the metalheads I've met are pretty chill. fuck off with your generalization.

>>72257593
As long as you're properly educated and civilized anyone can be pretty chill, what matters is what it's on the inside.

>>72257198
thank you, my man. will check 'em all out.

>>72257583
Metal is an inherently underground genre, so I am not worried about those people seriously damaging metal. At worst, they could push the metal they don't like further underground, which wouldn't have any significant effects.

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post good lesser-known metal from your cunt
>I'll start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDSM0UOA280

pretty decent Dissection worship

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECjyYC1h2PE

is tryptikon better than celtic frost
is hellhammer better than both (without counting influence on other artists)

>>72256904
glam is literally for closet nu-males who try so hard to deny their nu-maleness that they listen to trash music post-ironically, which is archetypal nu-male behavior

>>72257800
i've been on this board for years and still have no idea what post-ironic means

>>72257814
ironic appreciation of something that becomes sincere over time

>>72257830
it's embarrassing that i can relate to that a little bit

>finally added a "nu-male" filter
At last I can read /metal/ again

>>72257867
there is really nothing wrong with the term if it's used properly. but people in the general used it as a stock insult and ruined it

>>72257851
same, i feel that way with slam / bdm

>>72257901
slam is a pretty meme-y and self-aware genre to start with, so slam being beat to death wasn't really a surprise.

>>72257653
Enjoy!

>>72256928
Oh shit, i gotta listen to that, its still the same story yeah?

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>>72258335
German black ain't bad.

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Post them my dudes

>>72256788
i only lurk here sometimes at /metal/, and always this nu-male shit comes up. can someone explain this to me?

>>72258335
kek

>>72258503
Read the thread

>>72258503
Either lurk moar or stop coming, it's simple.

my image folder just gor corrupted metal for this feel

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Any upcoming albums you're waiting for this year?
pic related. I need to see if this band can redeem itself.

>>72256970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo_VdeTYxOA&t=1139s

>>72258619
Im keen for the new dying fetus, i know they arent revered on this board but i find their music really fun. The new portal should also be great

>>72258611
New rainbow, king diamond, la guns and accept

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>>72258442
+Nile, Motörhead, Blood Incantation, Disentomb
-Children Of Tehnology, Cattle Decapitation
Check out Cruentus, Violent Dirge, Odious Mortem, Anata and Sinners Bleed.

>>72258720
Why dont you like children of technnology?

>>72258800
Didn't do much for me, same with CD.

>>72258814
Fair enough. I understand that people would rather listen to bands they took inspiration from like motorhead and sodom, but i really dig it. As for cattle decap, they are a bit too poppy for a dm band but i enjoy their catchiness and clean segments even though the drum tone is awful.

>>72258720
For good vidya soundtracks check out the hotline miami games. Illuminati is a pretty good techdeath band despite their awful name, they arent as good as nile or gorguts but they are still interesting.

>>72256788
I come here after 2 months and the first thing I see is you faggots still beat the dead horse of this stupid nu-male meme

Fuck this shit

>>72256892
They're like modern "yuppies", possessions signal all personal value, buying the latest gadgets and bragging about it, following the latest trends and fads.. except dressing to look like they have a lot of money, they spend a bunch of money to look like dirty hippies. As it is the latest yuppie fad.

>>72256797
>Corvus Corax instead of Ministry

>>72258870
HM has top tier OST, loved it. Will check Illuminati out, thanks.
>>72258876
Fuck off.

>>72258876
see
>>72257867

Why listen to cheese metal when you can listen to this
https://youtu.be/i5WoLKFPhY8

>>72258892
You first cancer

>>72258903
I'm too lazy to use filters

>>72258913
>cancer
I ain't one of those faggots to spout buzzwords, but complaining about them is pathetic. Just ignore them like the rest and enjoy.

>>72258657
New suffocation leaked. It's great

>>72257776
That's a big band

>>72258935
I didnt really like the single nukeblast released but ill give the album a shot

>>72258935
How does it fare in comparison to Pierced From Within?
>>72258944
For thee.

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>>72258442

>>72259085
rate, you piece of shit.

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>>72259085
+Slayer, S O D O M
Recs: pic related

>>72259118
ok
>>72258442

+motorhead
+ decent slayer

-rest is boring metal

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>>72259153
>cockney rejects
>nofx
>metal

>>72259153
>boring metal
>decent slayer
wew lad

>>72259118
I told him to post them, not rate them my dude

>>72259190
Rating has always been an essential part of chart posting. If you ain't gonna contribute, don't post.

>>72259200
Fair enough, but i prefer recs over rating, much less buzzwords and more new music

>>72259085
++anthem
+x japan, europe, vandenberg, shenker, ratt, wasp motorhead
-sodom

>>72256904
who the fuck are those scrubs?

>>72256818
Last track

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>>72257449

>>72259334
the finest in rock and metal

>>72256818
At the Gates of Sleep

>>72259085
>ASIA and Sodom
can we hang out some time buddy? I dont have a chart, I just dont know anyone else who likes Asia

>>72259085
Now this is memes

>>72257243
>Glam skellies
>masculinity

what the fuck are you on?

>>72259236
Recs are also included within rating.

>>72256802
This is actually really funny

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>>72259386
Sure thing buddy just you an me and sodom and asia

>>72259374
>>>/fa/

>>72256928
>01011001 is the best album

>>72256928
Arjen is the Hans Zimmer of metal

>>72256928
Does anyone have that interview where Arjen says he doesn't read books and only watches films and reads comics?

>>72256788
add sunbather and it will become the perfect meme
>>72258876
>nu male metal chart used to trigger faggots
>faggots somehow manage to laugh it off and twist it
>unironically being mad because of a failed meme

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>>72257438
best chart,

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>>72257438
>permaban everyone who dosen't agree with my metal tastes
>mom hurry up with that hot pocket you know i can't make my own

>>72257467
>I meant ban NUMALE posters, not numale POSTERS.
What did he mean by this?

>>72256788
Glam metal is some of the most alpha shit ever though, I'd rather listen to Motley Crue than whatever post-stoner-blackgaze garbage you probably circlejerk over.

And this threads gone to shit again

>>72259572
Only thing grunge did right was that it finished that faggotry, desu

>>72259572
t. closet homo

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/fa/ is stealing metal again

>Extreme metal fans and glam fans have been arguing almost this entire thread
Has metal ever been this divided before?

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>the heaviest album in existence isn't even metal
l m a o

>>72259612
Atmo vs. Riff some time back

>>72259612
>a fanbase consisting of people often arguing about what's metal and what's not
ever since the beginning

>>72259606
Anyone has the dank spurdo edited burzum t-shirt pic?

>>72259634
Post it, then.

>>72259634
>not even the heaviest SWANS

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>>72259634
true but its not your pic related

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>>72259634
>the heaviest album in existence isn't even metal

>>72259670
OAR YEW REDDYYYYYY?

>>72259634
reminded me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSSlYwVEMSM
never understood swans sounds like hipsters shit

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>>72259598
>>72259605
>glam
>faggotry
This makes 0 sense though
>thinking grunge is better than glam
ooooooh youre a nu-male. Say so imidiatly and save me the reply

>>72259687
Only milfs and turbofegs listen to glam. So it makes sense.
Grunge isn't better than glam, it only kill it.

>>72256928
Did the album leak?

>>72259464
>>72258226
it's a prequel to 01011001, there's a lot of references to previous songs
[spoiler]the end track especially holy shit what a way to close an album[/spoiler]

>>72259715
it's also better

>>72259598
only because of hipster music journos wanted it killed just to sell magazines.

but people want glam back whilst no one makes grunge comeback.

>>72259791
This general (and my ex) is the only instance I saw Glam mentioned in positive way in years, I don't know man.

>>72259765
weak bait
>>72259838
The 90s made popular music either electronic or pseudo-intellectual drivel about killikg yourself. Now its just electronic

>>72259687
>>72259936
Alice in Chains and Soundgarden are much better tthan your gay garbage

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>>72259960
my last (you), savor it

>>72260013
He's right you faggot

>>72256814
are you implying this is true black metal ?

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>lol look at me i listen to obviously shitty music because i'm such a uniquely hipsterated faggot you just don't get it lmao

>>72256797
>hm will i listen to masterfully executed avant-garde metal with interesting soundscapes and technicality and songwriting
>or will i listen to some bald faggot that 12 year old Opeth fans listen to (devin)

Really, nig? If you choose Devin Plebsend over one of the best avant-metal bands out there I will personally send you my fermented piss in the mail.

72260037
I would also be suicidal if I had your """""taste"""""

>>72259451
bless you anon

>>72259682
SOME
FOIT
SOMTHINAMNAEENAHOO
SOME
FOIT
SOME THINGS THEY FOIT

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Anyone?

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>>72260498
yes

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>>72258720

>that Darling Violetta song

mah nigga

>>72259403
how is it memes?

>>72260904
How is it not?

>>72260918
Explain, what makes it a meme?

>>72260936
>all that glam
>Sigh
>Slayer
>Metallica
>Asia
>Sodom

>>72258876
what else would you expect from /metal/
they're the glorification of every negative metalhead stereotype
aka manchildren

>>72261191
Fuck off

>>72261209
fuck you you cuck glam numale

>>72256788
>>72261191
Needs more Necromantia

>>72256791
good for you i guess

>>72261215
Yyou fuck off you numale power fag

There is one really angsty blackie in this thread

>>72261191
now THAT'S a trigger I can get behind

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>thought this would be just another overhyped meme
>it's actually pretty good
Best thrash album this year by far

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>>72256826
pretty good filename you got there

>>72261264
And a whole horde of angsty glamfags and powercucks
>>72261278
thrash is for numales

>>72256848
Everything gets shit on here
People on here are really mixed about prog metal though

>>72261298
Its you

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>>72261278
Not like it has any competition worthy of mention, but it was a solid album. Liked the one from 2010 or 2011 more and it had a bit too much breakdowns for my taste, yet I still liked it.

should I see Suffocation and Morbid Angel this summer?

>>72261358
Yes.

>>72261315
It's you, too
>>72261358
If you're a cuck, sure

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might as well go all the way

>>72261278
Saw these guys live few months back, their music isn't fantastic live but they got some killer energy. Seemed like they were having a lot of fun

>>72256818

The Killjoy. Honestly, I think Across the Dark is better.

>>72261402
This comes off as awfully try hard, but it serves it's purpose.

guys stop making nu males chart I use them as recs but now there's way too many I can't keep up

>>72261486
>I can't keep it up
spoken like a true nu-male

>>72261402
That's such a strange list. Doesn't look like an essential dm chart. It's like someone picked a bunch of lesser known, average dm albums, like it's a completist's list of stuff you might have overlooked

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BY RAISING YOUR VOICE
YOU WILL INVITE DEATH
STAY CLOSE TO THE SWARM
AND YOU WILL COME TO NO HARM

>>72261554
Hah, that one's actually almost as accurate as the original one

Why did the term mallcore fall out of favour? It encapsules the essence of those bands so well..

keep em coming

>>72261608
now that is one randomass list

>>72261555
Nice buttmetal

>>72261675
Damn...

>>72261675
ok we've gone too far

>>72256788
I literally haven't heard of any of these albums.

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Arjen really hit it out of the park this time.

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>>72261701
now is time to start to become a real man

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>>72261682
Wrong chart

>>72261741
one of the more passable traps, desu

Stop

>>72261738
Shit is Ziegler-tier

>>72261799
continue

good thread

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Only good atmoshit album ever made

bad thread

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*fucks your gf*
heh, nothing personell nu-male

>>72261861
Ulver and Burzum did it better

>>72261882
>Ulver

Nu-male as fuck

>>72261895
Atmoshit is a nu-male exclusive genre, so, good deduction work, I guess?

>>72261864
Top kek

>>72261895
>not liking ulver
nu-male

>>72261877
Did he just fuck my right hand? That's gay. Like, glam and power metal levels of gay

>>72261861
It's not, there's many good atmoshit albums worth listening to, one of them would be Summoning's Minas Morgul.

>>72261990
That's not atmoshit. Atmoshit doesn't just mean "it has atmosphere". Besides Summoning has actual riffs.

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>>72261895
Wrong.

>>72262022
That's the most tryhard numale album in existence

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>>72261895
stfu fuckboi

>>72262064
>;_; s-shut up
numale cuck

>>72262044
How exactly?

>>72261877
lol what a scrub

>>72262087
>guys we went too far off the gay end and we're going to lose our BLKMETTL cred
>QUICK, LET'S THROW A BUNCH OF TREMOLOS ON A FUCKING BLENDER AND PLAY IT THROUGH A RADIO, THAT'LL SHOW THEM!
>YEAH, AND LET'S MAKE IT ABOUT SATAN BUT ALSO ABOUT WOLVES AND SHIT
>YEAH AND OH! OH! LET'S SAY WE RECORDED IT IN A *FOREST*
>ONCE AGAIN WE'VE SALVAGED OUR REPUTATION
>circlejerk ensues, everyone timidly licking eachother's penises

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHvHh0eJ5NQ

>>72260089
glamfags in a nutshell?

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>>72262086
>you nu-male
>no you numale
>you numail
>you noomal
>oomal
>oogal
>ooga booga ooga booga
>ooga booga ooga
hint: kys

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wolf

>>72262169
>;_; s-shut uuu-uuup
numale cuck

>>72262172
Wolves are the very symbol of numales all over the world
see >>72262022

>>72262172
awoo

>>72262165
>glam
>hipster

>>72262116
When did they say they recorded it in a forest? Didn't they record in some small cabin that served as their studio?
>salvaged our reputation
that implies they had to
>wah wah, nu male
pathetic.

>>72262225
Of course. Once hipsters got their grubby hands on pretty much every other genre, it was natural for them to finally go to the source of all faggotry.

>>72262240
t. triggered cuck

>>72262282
Are you going to spout your buzzwords all day, little doggy, or are you going to say something of actual worth.

>>72262306
You first, hipster metal lover

>>72262243
Glam has really rustled you jimmies eh, may I ask what you listen to?

>>72262315
>ulver
>hipster
they're fairly entry tier, try harder.

>>72262316
Glam

>>72262334
Atleast you have good taste

>>72262327
Are you implying it's hard to get into hipster metal like Ulver and Agalloch? Hipsters can't go beyond entry level. Hence why you'd think Nattens to be such a good album.

NEW THREAD MOVE MOVE MOVE
>>72262344

>>72262344

>>72262344

and eurocucks say american /metal/ is bad?

>>72262345
Well, I AM a nu-male, and we have objectively the best taste in metal. Look at all these charts and prove me wrong

>>72262365
THIS is american /metal/ you cuck

>>72262403
most americans are at work or school right now

>>72262412
not NEETs

>>72262352
No, I'm not implying that, that's why I said Ulver isn't hipster, because they're fairly entry tier. Nattens is a good straight forward black metal album, regardless of what buzzword you spout at the band.

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>>72262412
>americans
>work
>education
Most posters here right now are american NEETs

>>72262430
>Ulver isn't hipster, because they're fairly entry tier
Hipsters ARE entry tier, you cuck

Do you wear band shirts, /meal/?
Also post god-tier tshirts, regardless of the quality of the band

>>72256792
>>72256814
that album is a piece of shit and far from being true anything

>>72262627
I have a Schziophrenia hoodie.

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>>72262627

>>72262684
It's not a piece of shit, but it isn't that good either.

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>>72262699
>>72262754

>>72262699
unironically want

>>72262879
I remember raging so hard back in my BLKK METH IST KRIEGG TR00KVLT days of long hair, leather, spikes and taking myself entirely too seriously when I saw a light pink shirt with Darkthrone's logo in gold, produced by a very expensive and popular brand of clothing.

Right now I would unironically wear it.

>>72262958
>back in my BLKK METH IST KRIEGG TR00KVLT days
I'm so sorry, but also glad that you're better now

>>72263486
We all went through stupid phases when we were 15