/metal/

Black metal ‘elitest’ kids who have not been able to grasp or show the real essence of intolerance, nihilism and hatred in their REAL lives away from the internet, yet these ‘individuals’ claim to be some part of some ‘elite’ black metal movement that has not left any scar on humanity, these are the same people who use black metal as their crutch! I would expect some dead bodies lying around at their feet by now based on how fast they run their ‘evil’ mouths! Return to the ‘subculture’ scene that rejected you or salvage some dignity and shut the fuck up. Your need for human love and acceptance by your peers (and others) sickens me! Your epitaph will be a bar code. You know who you are yet you’ve forgotten you’re really nothing, I know who you are. These teenage scene veterans’ (a contradiction) need their fucking faces smashed in to teach them the meaning of respect and honor. With all that said, I just might hate you as much as I hate those normal human beings in the light world, I never thought it would come to this. You have once or twice judged me, now it’s my turn.

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Dear Anonymous,

What is the best Black Metal EP?

Sincerely,
Anon

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We are here to RAWK (You) and to saaaaay...
TO HEEELLLL WIIIIITH THE NU-MALE

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>>71996156
Dear Anon,

It's Destroyer 666's Terror Abraxas

Sincerly,
Anon

I hate metal

>>71996123
>click on metal thread
>someone (at one point) typed this
>these are metal fans
>muh """""nihilism"""""
then
>muh values
Just embarrassing.

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Post your fav fast-paced album

If you aren't autistic you are not white according to papa Varg.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IHaE-TXbZQ

Non-autists leave the hall.

>>71996374
Varg is the living proof that Scandinavians are actually subhumans

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>>71996299
me too

where can I find the latest ash borer lads

>>71996123
>muh values

No one can understand anything they say anyway. It just sounds cool.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eBDUC4s3bY&t=1842s

More metal with pretty clean singing like this?

>inb4 kys

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WAR.
SATAN.
SUPERIORITY.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smJOqG6EBh0

>>71996576
Stryper

>>71996196
that's my favorite Spinal Tap song

>>71996576
kys

does crossover pop punk exist

>>71996123
the ubermensch is ded fagit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2jWJELV-x0

Recc me some BM with good synths.

>>71996603
PLASMABRAND

>>71996725
graveland

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>>71996725
>>71996793

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dms2ddmnJNE&t=1174s

Sure the vocals sound like Palpatine, but the music is dreamy.

>>71996719
barely legal

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This is straight fucking kino. Why is telurian a flaming pile of shit?
Lykia is decent at least.

>>71997115
Cognitive and Lykia are awful

>>71997140
>I inhale dicks: the opinion
You really enjoyed the !NotTool album? Lmao.

>>71997175
t. nu-male

>>71997210
t. Underage meme loving fuck

>>71996123
>Return to the ‘subculture’ scene that rejected you or salvage some dignity and shut the fuck up.

what subculture that rejected me? the faggots at the BM shows i've been to make me sick.
bunch of fucking spics and leftists
this is in NYC btw

>>71997445
>fucking spics and leftists
At a Black Metal show? What the fu-
>this is in NYC btw
Oh, well no surprise there.

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>>71996123
>your epitaph will be a bar code

>>71996392
care to elaborate?

>>71997520
damn i had the red one.

>>71996725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpAtb23UUzU

wait for the synths at 2:48

amazing song

if you don't like it gas yourself faggot

>>71997499
Black metal is basically the hipster of metal. It's fanbase is nearly as bad as screamo/core

>>71997572
Other anon's just talking out of his ass

>>71997499
yeah some mexican faggot was talking to an icelandic faggot about how people judge you from what country you're from and like its some kind of big deal or whatever
then I joined and somehow we started talking about "black metal values" or whatever and they said that you can be a christian or a muslim and still live a "black metal lifestyle". i disagreed and they called me ignorant. and they told me that the idea that you have to be anti-whatever in order to fit in the black metal community was started by "nazis"

who gives a fuck though. black metal is a joke nowadays.
mgla sucks, batyushka sucks. watain sucks. all these fucking bands suck and sound the same. the only band worth a damn is peste noire and they're spending a little too much time with pathetic straight edge eastern european bydlos with their shitty folk rock screamo.

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post your AOTY so far

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>>71998027
It's barely metal, but it's good. Relaxing as fuck for that long morning drive.

>>71998027

How similar is this to their earlier work, I was thinking about peeping at it but I sorta wanted something fresh from them that wasn't bad

>>71997809
Better to not try to live a "black metal lifestyle" (whatever that means today) all rather than pretend to. Black metal was founded in opposition to religion and modern society. Those who think otherwise need a history lesson.

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>>71996156

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MY HANDS ARE CAUGHT INY MY BROTHER'S CARPET......

I'LL PULL MY PANTS DOWN......

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN

>>71998027
>>71996603
already did

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>>71997115
>mfw that fucking artwork

>>71998251

these fags are overrated as fuck, also they cant sing for shit live

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This is my favorite release of this decade, across all genres of music. The composition is a masterpiece. Literally never heard any other Cosmic BM that wasn't just garbage.

>>71997809

black metal was never about anything other than anti-christianity

you neo nazi faggots corrupted it

kill yourself

>>71998416
Na they're pretty good. Not even a big fan of metalcore.

>>71998601
>black metal was never about anything other than anti-christianity

Proof you don't know fucking shit about black metal, faggot.

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>>71998656
>code orange
>metalcore

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>>71996156
My dearest anon

this is best EP.

best wishes anon

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>>71998601
You are wrong and so is he. If there is any one thing that all true BM is about it's misanthropy in a broad sense. Everything else is unique to individual bands and they would all give you varying opinions. Some bands are inspired to make BM because of nature, others because of occultism and general rebellion against traditional sound production. But all of them are aspies who hate the general population and don't fit in, hence why they make depressing and repulsive music.

Do some basic fucking research, jesus christ.

>>71998680
What else would you call them retard, thats their core foundation. They slide the scale up to acacia strain tier deathcore for breakdowns, slide it down to dream poppy shoegaze and all round incorporate elements of industrial, but the simplest genre descriptor is metalcore. Same way Jane Doe gets called metalcore even with all its sludge and extreme/noise metal influence.

>can't think of an album I listened to around 2007
There a list of every metal release from the 2000s anywhere?

>>71998883

Varg was inspired by AD&D and LotR.

>>71997809

Nigga are you dissing m8l8th?

>>71999045
ideology aside m8l8th is fucking terrible

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>>71998922
>not understanding jane doe is 90s-early 00s metalcore
>code orange metalcore
>dream poppy shoegaze

it's literally modern hardcore m'dude

>>71998601
you probably got into black metal because the church hates homos like you right and you wanna protect all the oppressed jews yeah

>>71999242
one good song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sqzHRdoooU

>>71999491
how do you even read that name?

>>71999501
matelateth you fucking retard

>>71999501
molot-kh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpMZX1wPQ1w

>>71999491
>one good song
where is it?

>>71999501
Shit music

>>71999521
>getting this angry

lol go take your pills, autismo

>>71998957
this came out in 2007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTxby-sxh-0

>>71999539
>being this illiterate
hha go read a book lad

>>71999469
Isn't fucking dudes as metal as it gets? You are an abomination in the eyes of the Lord while asserting dominance over man with your cock.

>>71999532
in the link you stupid bastard

>>71999569
You must've posted the wrong link

>>71999562
whatever helps you sleep at night

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what you bros blastin?

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>>71996075
>>71996075
me and my band completely ripped of SUNN O))) in new zealand, same fog mechanics at the pub we play at, same robes and the same songs. Our gimmick is being silent so no one has ever asked if we are original. MFW everyone loves it and we're treated like gods playing songs from Black One at high volumes in small local clubs.

>>71999582
go listen to happy days

>>71999608
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMmlle5BmKA

>>71999608
the singers voice is awful
great artwork used though

>>71998552
Worst Darkspace album by a lot.

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>>71999554
new album never

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>>71999608

>>71999854
FLAAAAAMES OF MIGHTY DRAGONS

>>71998027
That was last year faggot.

>>71998601
T. Le fajeet

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Post better Greek black metal than this. Protip: you probably can but fuck you, I love this album.

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Post 'em

>>71999608
New Mastodon album
So far so good desu

>>71999998

Them digits are so close.

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>>71999624
>"Ok, new theory. Maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us."

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>>71999816
>Not II

looking for recs of good BM mixed with dunsynth that isn't burzum thanks

>>72000337
Mightiest/Depressive Silence split

>>71999292
Yeah but it's not that simple cause while bands like converge where doing their thing there were still unispired staple sounding bands like Hatebreed and Earth Crisis doing their brand of metalcore. Sorry numale, I know you just discovered extreme music but im well into my second decade
*tips fedora*

Why do we hate Amorphis again?

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Has anyone else ever listened to hateful transgression. I think their stuff isn't that bad and with their new vocalist they could make really good stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fvs2VCsSIw4

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>>71999989
if only havohej released more black metal
>>72000272
I feel you could have a splash of more glam in there my dear friend

>>71999989
>Offerbeest
M Y D U D E
Y
D
U
D
E

>>72000658
buttprog

>>72001264
advertise your shit somewhere else

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>>71999957
Another Greek gem.

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>>71999957
Most greek stuff is here.

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>>71996075
What's a thoroughly representative (and good) album of Folk Metal? It's probably the biggest subgenre that I've still thusfar ignored.

If you'd like a better idea of what I mean, just know that I was referred to Darkthrone when I asked this question about Black Metal and was satisfied with it.
'
pic unrelated

>>72001609
There really isn't any. Folk Metal is a much more general term than Black Metal or Death Metal. It refers to any kind of fusion of metal and folk music.

>>72001588
what the hell does warm-blooded black metal mean? black metal that isn't grim and frostbitten?

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>>72001629
Could you break down any specific subgenres of Folk Metal, then?

>>72001630
Just means Greek bm

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really makes you think

>>72001662
I'm not nearly knowledgeable enough to do that. It's just that Folk Metal is more of an umbrella term rather than a description of sound.

>>72001694
>Mortuary Drape
>Opera IZ
>Necromass
>Inchiuvatu
>Malnatt
>Stormlord
>Bulldozer (they are thrash btw)
>Spite Extreme Wing

>Greek

These are italian bands, but I see there are many albums from different parts of the world.

>>72001662
Buttfolk like Korpiklaani and Eluveitie
Ebin folk like Moonsorrow and Primordial
Atmoshit like Agalloch and Saor

Reminder to report all shitposts especially those who use the word nu-male
Only you can make /metal/ great again

>>72002280
>Buttfolk
um...........

THE BUURNING OF ROOOOOOOME

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IMMOLATION IS HIPSTER METAL

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good album is very good

>>72002407
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY

>>72002418
EYYYYYYYES.
ITS THE ONLY WAY

What's your favorite non-metal song, /meal/?

>>72002464
I can't really give that answer.
But I enjoy techno, experimental electronica, downtempo, and stuff made bye dabrye.

Give me your most brutal lyrics.

>>72002534
I can go to Slipknot to goregrind, which do you want?

>>72002534
Devourment - Baby Killer Lyrics

Here I come
They call me
A beast like none before
I suck the abscess of dead infants
I want some more
I Am Baby Killer
I kill pregnant sluts and whores!!

Splaying inside the womb
Red and wet I tear chunks from the pussy Red and wet mangled unborn baby
Eat the meat dripping from filthy...
Cumstained, blood-soaked, rotten cunt Infant skull exploding in my mouth
It's brain on the floor
I grab it's tongue and tear it out
Dead meat for me. I can't believe
How much this baby is bleeding
It's tiny stumps pours out more
Than it's dead mothers open sores
It's guts paint the floor
It's flesh I shall gorge.
It seems feasting on young infant flesh has made my semen leak.
I am aroused. Fuck I'm crazy
I fuck the blood. I need meat on my cock.
No meat can satisfy me. I must spew my seed
Spunk flows throughout the mangled infant. now I'll chop it up
Chunks of guts fly as i stand with baby skin all over me
Forcing the blood-soaked gore unmercifully down my throat
Pieces of baby are lodged inside of me
Over and over I feast on it's death
It's all gone. I want some more
I turn to it's mother
Blood is still flowing strongly from her butchered pussy
I drink from her fountain, stench of menstrual gore
Gagging on chunks of sliced up pussy
I feel pressure....
Pushing in my brain
The force caves in my head
My eyes eject slowly
Where's my knife?
I plunge my knife in
Inside my head
My veins are seeping
Warm streams of red
My tongue tastes so horrid
I must swallow it
Gore taste so scrumptious
Enough to wash it down with piss.

>>72002564
Here is the song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUFnMh7lkho

>>72002550
Neither.
>>72002564
That's edgy, not brutal. There's a fine line.

>>72002598
oh well.

>>72002598
>>72002534
Cannibal Corpse - Hammer Smashed Face

There's something inside me
It's, it's coming out
I feel like killing you
Let loose the anger, held back too long
My blood runs cold

Through my anatomy, dwells another being
Rooted in my cortex, a servant to its bidding
Brutality now becomes my appetite
Violence is now a way of life
The sledge my tool to torture
As it pounds down on your forehead

Eyes bulging from their sockets
With every swing of my mallet
I smash your fucking head in, until brains seep in
through the cracks, blood does leak
distorted beauty, catastrophe
Steaming slop, splattered all over me

Lifeless body, slouching dead
Lecherous abcess, where you once had a head

Avoiding the prophecy of my new found lust
You will never live again, soon your life will end
I'll see you die at my feet, eternally I smash your face
facial bones collapse as I crack your skull in half

Crushing, cranial, contents

Draining the snot, I rip out the eyes
Squeezing them in my hands nerves are incised
Peeling the flesh off the bottom of my weapon
Involuntarily pulpifying facial regions

Suffer, and then you die
Torture, pulverized

At one with my sixth sense, I feel free
To kill as I please, no one can stop me

Created to kill, the carnage continues
Violently reshaping human facial tissue

Brutality becomes my appetite
Violence is now a way of life
The sledge my tool to torture
As it pounds down on your forehead

>>72002617
That's much better.

>>71998027
Immolation

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>>72000272
+Gorguts, fleurety, bathory, murmuure

>>71999989
+ Bathory, abigor, dankthrone

>>72001323
+DCD, Blut aus nord, Summoning, Primordial, DSO, Summoning, Slint, TROB, Cryptopsy, Burzum

>>72002402
KOC is their worst record

>>72002442
THING*

>>71998601
True Satanic Black Metal are bands such as Darkthrone, Arya Satankampf, Graveland, Gestapo 666, Satanic Warmaster, Beherit and Impaled Nazarene. You can listen to Metallica if you want, but you do not understand the true Hitleric Nazi Black Metal anything at all. You are just a poser and can **** off the whole scene.

Black Metal is real music, not intended for animals like you, but the real Satanic Misantrophics who do not care about people like you dampers. Black Metal is an elite music, and you do not understand it. None of you understand the real Satanism. You ridiculous little kids. World view is based on wotanic hitlerism, on a personal level Satanic individualism, collective level hitleric fascism. Without an understanding of the theoretical occultism, it is useless to dream of understanding wotanic worldview.

None of you can not understand Wotanism, for you are all intellectually at the same level as the earthworms. You can not reach an elite level of Satanism, so why even dream about it. Satanism and Black Metal are the elite. For real misantrophes.

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>SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
wew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTiqyL2hNUs

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Rate it

>>72003186
$mh 7bh fám

Where do I start with Cannibal Corpse?

>>72003312
Don't.

>>71996603
Holy shit that was loud

>>72003312
The Bleeding, Tomb of the Mutilated, Vile and Torture are all pretty solid albums. The rest will have a few good singles and that's about it.

>>72003345
Why?
>>72003374
Yeah, I grabbed TOTM since it honestly has the best art.

Real black metal:
Satanic Warmaster
Horna
Angantyr
Behexen
Inquisition
Infernal War
Hate Forest
Tsjuder

what is some 2010s NSBM?

AOTY
https://youtu.be/zzg90vud1y0

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>>71996075

>>71996123
What is this. Got involved with the Wolves of Vinland? Don't start lifting weights.

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Wow this is better than the glam i normally listen to.

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>>71996123
you do not understand the true Hitleric Nazi black metal thing. You just poser and you can fuck off the whole scene. Black Metal is real music, not intended for animals like you, but the real Satanic Misantrophics who do not care like you clown from. Black Metal is an elite music, and you do not understand it. None of you understand the real Satanism. You ridiculous little kids. World view is based on hitlerism, on a personal level Satanic individualism, collective level hitleric fascism. Without a theoretical understanding of the occult, it is useless to dream of understanding wotanic worldview. None of you can not understand Wotanism, because you are all intellectually at the same level as the earthworms. You can not reach an elite level of Satanism, so why even dream about it. Satanism and Black Metal are the elite. For real misantrophes.

>>71996844
My personal favorite of Graveland. Probably the only album that shows Slavic Heathenry before Fudali went full viking.

>>71999624
I called Greg Anderson and he said he's gonna sue you.

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>>72003616

>>71997445
Old black metal is good. The newer shit you mention is nu-male shit. REAL Eastern European black metal is racist. Some of the older bands dropped the ideology in their recent works but they themselves have still the same mind set. Black metal is a parody of itself now, there is a few bands that still stay true but they're looked at as nothing but troglodytes not experimenting with their sound. Fuck the black metal Instagram barbie dolls.

don't listen to babymetal guys
this do the same thing whithout being awful https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjTXeJZM8wg

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>>72003616

Has a single good metal record come out in 2017? I don't think so.

>>72003979
Atonement was ok

>>72003979
not a single good album regardless of the genre has been dropped yet

>>72003954
Disapointed this wasn't a rainbow cover

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Give me some lo-fi recs.

>>72002748
reflets d'acide is music now? dafuck

>>72004365
idk senpai it appeared
episode 16 was pretty nice though my favorite period is still around 10-13 as the hype isn't that strong today

>>72004435
Also the pic is quite ugly

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Nothing yet? any leaks?

>>72004474
numale band

>>72004474
No leaks to my knowledge

>>72004488
Numale post

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>>71996156
This.

>>72002464
I'm in love with this song recently https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNxa0odpCJU

but other than that this is amazing too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-YdFVJ02Sw

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>>72004474

>good christians illuminate the [what?]
>human candles burning under Roman skies
what did they mean by this

>>72002464
I have no idea how to pick so i'll drop some of my most listened non metal songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th7QmZiz6Lc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JKJEhgOJ0E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkPy18xW1j8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR45WPnM3qU

>>72002464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNt714UhylQ

>>72002464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGGidnZtQUE

fast-ish crusty metal that isn't on the motorhead with black vocals chart recs?

>>72005288
norwegian black metal

>>72005288
repulsion ?

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>i like death metal

>>72005362
>I don't like death metal

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>>72005362
>he doesn't like death metal

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>>72005362
>he doesn't listen to death metal

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>>72005362
>I don't like death metal

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>>72005362

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Hey, what are your thoughts on pic related? Do you like them?

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>>71999608
Chunky riffs

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>>72005362
>He posts bait posts with hats

>>72005362
bad post

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Stop wearing sweatpants.

BLAAAAAACKKK!!!!
BLACK THRASH'N'ROLL!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7j4f4BGE9E

>>72005616
>>72005616
HELL'S ROCK 'N' ROLL!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-58k6MFP1qU

Motorhead with BM vocals is my fav /metal/ meme

Please rec me mid pace metal with thicc shredding like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifhDe6xELhM

>>72005665
>>72005616
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME
BLACK
COCK
AND BALLS?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxMOM8qtAvg

>>72005717
>Decapiwanked

>>72005717
>decuckpitated

>>71999628
top
zozzle

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>I don't like glam

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>>72006289

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>i like post-metal

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>i like symphonic power glam

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nu-male: the band

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May I have black metal recommendations based off of my taste in black metal? This is my chart. Consider my chart the collateral, seeing as I'm basically sharing 100 albums with you.

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nu-male: the band

>>71996306
>>71996540
>>71996667
>>71997445
>>71997520
>>72003630
>being this easy to trigger with pasta from a Xasthur booklet
>not knowing it's pasta
>not knowing it's from a Xasthur booklet

KILL YOURSELVES, you're precisely the people he's referring to

>>72006625
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiw_ERDRkgA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bPg0RO5U0Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhseAfX8GRU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29XocBPXdKs

>>72006593
>Oh what a brave soul. He’s proud to be straight, but like a host that feeds, bigotry inebriates. No one’s ever been compromised for being a white, straight male with two blue eyes. And thus, a declaration of unwavering pride walks hand in hand with Jesus, matching every stride. Pew by pew and row on row, they’re taught to revere him. But when they’re taught the wrath of God, they only learn to fear him.

What did they mean by this?

>>72006625
You don't deserve my recommendations. I don't give a fuck about the "100 albums you're basically sharing with me", since most, if not absolutely all, I've already come across and listened to, and if I haven't, it's probably because they're shit. Fuck off.

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No black metal album can ever come close to matching this. Try and prove me wrong.

>>72006771
You're an edgy teenager. Seek help.

>>71996123
>>72003650
This is why I listen to hipster black metal. You guys are awful pathetic embarassment

>>72006859
Dude, it's copypasta
The first one is from the inner notes of a Xasthur album

>>72006625
>has Odium but no Limbonic Art
>no Darkthrone at all
wtf mate, In Abhorrence Dementia and Panzerfaust for life
Check there out, some of my favorites that are similar to the stuff you have.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWviWkXQNaY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdNDm40-6CU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6LkDmU_fE0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqwuHkbcGQ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k1Kdw6zQLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzpxGO1mxWo
There's 1 black/death band in here but it's GOOD and greek BM-inspired.

>>72006859
t. nu-male

>>72006883
Thank you for the recommendations. Just a heads up though, a blaze in the northern sky is right under the top 10.

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>>72006794
Easy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajNXN5_cayc

>>72006794
It's literally just the logo superimposed onto a black background. This had better be irony.

>>72007165
>thinking Finland's meal could ever compite with Norway's
Wow it's like you're trying to be retarded

>>72007203
Holy fuck anon that was embarrassing.

>>72007203
It was meant to be the last Mayhem release ever before they ultimately disbanded forever, yet they realized they could keep making cash grabbers and nu-male shitters would keep giving them their money.

>>72007165
he's angry cos the moon isn't a goat

Dax Riggs is kind of an autist
https://youtu.be/UOAPVEYGr50

>>72007222
Says the talentless limp dick

>>72006625
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6KdzdAQHJk

>>71996123
This is a classic quote from Malefic back when he was one of the darkest Black Metal philosophers on the planet , you fucking newfags

>he does not play shovel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tAEAyHgCec

Agoraphobic nosebleed, !T.O.O.H!, Napalm Death, Brujeria and Gridlink are buttgrind

>>71997809
what a whiney little faggot
waaa people judge me for being a spic
who gives a shit?

Those people will never understand Black Metal in the fucking slightest. Sickening!

>>72007239
top post

>>72007379
you forgot Pig Destroyer, Nasum, Terrorizer, Brutal Truth, Assuck and Repulsion

>>72007266
So you're not distancing yourself from the hordes of nu-male modern Mayhem fans but instead take their side and defend them? I see. I enjoy post-Euronymous Mayhem just as much as the other stuff, both musically and artistically, yet I can still see how they're trying to put out cash-grabbers for shit-for-brains as (apparently) yourself, and distance myself from them.

Even Euronymous said this towards the end of his carreer. He knew many people who would end up listening to Mayhem would be moral, idiotic losers, yet some people would also understand what it's really about.

>>71997809
Those guys sound like faggots and so do you
There are much better bands than paste noire, like Moonblood

Anyone knows here can I find Darkthrone albums with commentary in reasonable quality? Managed to get only Plaguewielder in 320kbps, everything else was in shitty 192. Btw if you haven't heard those go get em, they're great.

>>72007363
how many levels of irony is he one

>>71996576

LORDIAN GUARD

>>72007427
If people don't like it, fuck them. Fuck you faggot.

You obviously have no respect for such great innovators as Necrobutcher who continues to be a respectable musician

>>72006625
Arzimenda, Volahn. Ashdautas, Judas Iscariot, Cosmic Church, Midnight Odyssey, Helheim, Fyrnask

>>72007526
I feel like we shouldn't really be arguing, but still, there's literally nothing as directionless as Esoteric Warfare, for instance. I'm even listening to it as I type this to double-check I wasn't just being close-minded, but my point still stands.

Every album with Maniac on vox has been insane, while Attila has made every Mayhem album he's been featured in plainly usufferable.

>>72007604
Fuck off, with your mental anal masturbation, faggot!
Attila fucking ruled in Tormentor and he was Dead's favourite vocalist
He was the best man for the job after the death of Dead
His vocals on De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas were excellent, bringing forth a dark aura from a truly His work in Tormentor has proved that he belongs in true Black Metal

Kill yourself!

>>72007741
*truly dark soul

>>72007221
hEY NIGGER dick I have seen a lot of people who have really bad taste in album covers. Sometimes nothing surprises me when it comes to human stupidity wahahahaha why So sErious? \m/

>>72007741
Wow what an idiot. Go to bed Necrobutcher

>>72007244
He's kind of cute in an awkward idiot sort of way. Also I thought his voice would be deeper.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2W5CP0c4KJg

this is one of the worst threads i've ever seen
is this what the numale/vektorposting was protecting us from

>>72007830
Yeah fucking right. Just kill yourself you fucking clueless hipster faggot, you don't know shit about metal if you bitch that Attila's vocals don't sound ''nice'' to your ears.
I bet you never even heard of his dark compositions in Tormentor, which proves he is a dark soul
You're just an ignorant faggot posing like you know jack shit about metal
Kill yourself you fake subhuman trash!

>>72007909
True Satanic Black Metal are bands such as Darkthrone, Arya Satankampf, Graveland, Gestapo 666, Satanic Warmaster, Beherit and Impaled Nazarene. You can listen to Metallica if you want, but you do not understand the true Hitleric Nazi black metal thing. You just poser and you can fuck off the whole scene. Black Metal is real music, not intended for animals like you, but the real Satanic Misantrophics who do not care like you clown from. Black Metal is an elite music, and you do not understand it. None of you understand the real Satanism. You ridiculous little kids. World view is based on hitlerism, on a personal level Satanic individualism, collective level hitleric fascism. Without a theoretical understanding of the occult, it is useless to dream of understanding wotanic worldview. None of you can not understand Wotanism, because you are all intellectually at the same level as the earthworms. You can not reach an elite level of Satanism, so why even dream about it. Satanism and Black Metal are the elite. For real misantrophes.

>>72007909
This is just embarrassing. How can you be so mad dude? Attila sucks dick. He's a vegetarian.

>new cheerleader concubine/dehumanizing itatrain worship split within two months
Is metal saved?

>>72006701
damn, this caveman cult band is good.

>>72007936
And so was Adolf Hitler, your point?
You clearly have no understanding of the point of Black Metal vocals which is to convey dark and/or sinister energies

In my dreams Varg is being backed by Melt-Banana.

If only.

>>72008035
>tfw had a dream where varg started dropping really vague, cryptic references to obscure 80s and early 90s weebshit in his white nationalist videos

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i'm looking for a black/doom metal album i listened to a while ago. I don't remember the name or band but the cover looks a little bit like this.

anyone know what i'm talking about?

>>71996075
The beauty of Varg is was the vocals were casual as shit.

Like an angel even better than Satan.

is dsbm dead?

>>72008143
Too weird.

Seek a handgun.

Look into the hole.

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>>72007948
no. the guro shtick is dead.

>>72007948
for real ?

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>>72007830
>Go to bed Necrobutcher

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>>72008247
Yeah, the album cover's fucking nasty desu.

>>72008176
https://mizmor.bandcamp.com/

>>72008299
N-NANI ???

Slam is saved

>>72008214
>suicidal
Yeah probs

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>>71996075
herrwulf.bandcamp.com - pagan black metal

kekbm.bandcamp.com - kekistani black metal

>>72008408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUNh3Lylfr0

>>72008408
memes have gone too far

>>72008432
>its actually pretty shit
What a twist

>>72008322
Not him but thanks. Pretty cool.

>>72008527
lol maniac

>no

>>72008408
https://maytag235.wordpress.com/discography/

this is the only parody metal band worth listening to

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>>72008558
you're forgetting https://artistsareidiots.bandcamp.com/album/duckgrind-blitzkrieg

>>72008527
Why did you delete it?

>>72008322
thank you kind sir

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>>72008527
YOUR SHITTY OPINION SHALL NOT BE FORGOTTEN

I miss Daveposting

>>72008527
are you deleting this so we dont send dickpicks to rannyturtle

Where do I start with Mayhem? Very new to black metal. The vocal style has been a turn off for years but it's growing on me. So far really enjoying Immortal and Judas Iscariot.

>>72008818
Start with Deathcrush, then Live in Leipzig, then De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas, then Wolf's Lair Abyss, then Grand Declaration of War, then Chimera, then stop.

Alternatively, just listen to Horde - Hellig Usvart and skip Mayhem.

>>72008818
>>72008846
>skip Mayhem

this, some of my favorites: Bathory, Darkthrone, Behexen, Craft, and Graveland.

>>72008846
Thanks. I'll give a listen to everything you listed.
>>72008882
I can't get into Bathory unless there's something I'm missing. I like Darkthorne. I'll give the others a shot. Thanks.

threadly reminder that if you don't listen to these bands you have no right to say you like black metal:

crow milk
ungulate
bayou silt
satanicide
angry phillip
vulture apocalypse
ugu~
vektor

i think satanism is as cool as the next guy, but when bands are trying to be anti-christian to be cool, i can't buy into it. it's so overdone. maybe that's because i went through a very religious phase, then a very anti-religious phase.

>>72009027

anti-christian music shouldn't have to remind you every song that it's anti-christian. it's the metal equivalent of virtue signaling.

>>72006737
god rody was such a shit-tier lyricist, he's gotten better though. at least when arif was writing the lyrics he'd mask the sjw shit with some metaphors

>>72009027
it started because christians used to be the moral police but that's not the case anymore

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Wtf I love power/prog now!

>>72009104
if it's a 90s album, i don't mind, but i just listened to jupiter by atheist and the fuckers are complaining about pedo priests and the fact that jesus existed/didn't exist.

you can talk about them, but fuck man, they didn't say anything new.

>>72009104
>christians used to be the moral police
also, you don't need to tell me because i was listening to slayer when it was edgy as shit to listen to slayer.

>>72006593
Lyrics aside I fking love their music

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>>72006593
jesus fucking christ, i've never seen a picture of these guys before. now i know what to avoid looking like. god damn.

>>72009200
alright anon, stop expecting people to know everything about your life, anon.

>>72009291
i'm not upset. we're all friends here.

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>>72009234
post a picture of yourself to prove you're not a nu-male

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>>72009318

>>72009327
not a male so not a numale by default

>>72009327
lmao, you look like a typical numale

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>>72009318
this is me t b h

>>72008214
Everybody playing it already killed themselves, so yes, quite literally

>>72009306
that wasn't what I was trying to say, you expected us to know something about your life on an anonymous image board.

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why is odraza so based?

>>72009460
no, i didn't. you're a numale.

>>72009234
Just shave your facial hair, don't use retarded hipster glasses if you need them, and get a decent haircut, preferably one that doesn't make it look like you have a receding hairline

>>72009476
>also, you don't need to tell me because i was listening to slayer when it was edgy as shit to listen to slayer.

>>72009505
THAT'S NOT ME YOU FUCKING IDIOT.

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>>72009318
Im the one on the left

>>72009534
How was he supposed to know that in an anonymous imageboard

>>72009557

unironically wife material

>>72009534
why respond

>>72009557
>fatties in america would rather do coke to forget how awful their life is than lose some weight

>>72009582
that's not me

>>72009612
why respond

>>72009582
>>72009612
That was me, idiots

>>72009612

i'm me

>>72009602
t. bitter eurocuck who's too poor to afford enough food to get fat, much less cocaine

>>72009619

hmm that wasn't me either. i have millions of holograms and you'll never guess correctly.

>>72009634
if you're out here and we're in there

>>72009557
Not saying I would actually fuck her, but she eternal broship pass.

>>72009634
And the "smartest anon" award goes to...

>>72009612
>>72009582
>>72009634
the caveman

>>72009655

goes to who?

Bake new bread blease

>>72009676

me

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>tfw hand still smells like dick even after washing up

metal for this feel?

>>72009637
>healthier food isnt cheaper than trash in his obese cuntree
Keep going to them Walmarts on the mobility scooter fattie ;)

>>72009676
slim shady

>>72009701
that is some of Montreal shit.

just as good desu my nigger.

>>72009701
Vektor - Black Future

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>>72009730

>>72009756
man, i want to be the giant brain that takes over everything. metal for this feel?

Build new halls faggots

>>72009783
Anal Cunt

>>72009783
Vektor - Black Future

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Build new saunas faggots estate record

>>72009821
fug got my captcha in the post

Raise new fortress ye blackguards

>>72009681
>>72009789
new
>>72009879