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First for metal sucks
Posting best album

Jim carrey is a poseur

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GLAM METAL IS THE WAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELtpTBf-pMU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcAl93uEYUA

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>>71989977
Ugly slut

let David Vincent show you how it's done

djent

There are no good female singers in metal. Women don't go with metal. If they do, they need precise instructions.

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START THE HOLOCAUST

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Is Graham Bonnet /ourguy/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_yO5OWHMSA

I'm trying to remember what I listened to when I was a teenager (mid 2000s), I really only knew stuff that was easy to find on youtube.. Any ideas?

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>I don't like glam

>>71990091
vektor

>>71990066
THE REICH WILL RISE!
>>71990091
Pop punk maybe? sum 41, green day and the others

>>71990027
Combat (the record label?)
Grind (core like the genre?)
Earache (the label I'm assuming made the shirt?)

I don't get it.

>>71990091
Awful metalcore that was everywhere?

>>71990004
'splain nigga

PAMPAMAPAMAMAPAMAPAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YE26AbXAZ4

>>71990036
indeed

>>71990128
Combat Grind is the opposite of Defend Wigger Slam

>>71990063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtkDfOMNBOo

>>71990091
You were listening to
- Paradise Lost
- Symphony X
- Nightwish
- Amon Amarth
- POSSIBLY some Devin Towsend/SYL
- System of a Down
- Tool
- The shitty Slayer albums
- Queens of the Stone Age

>>71990003
www.metalsucks.net
here you go buddy, that's a site for you

When will you glam shitters get tired of posting this garbage

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*blocks your path*

tatakaimashou baka gaijin...

*teleports behind you*

nothin personnel ya cunt

>>71990222
Axl pls don't come here to promote your shit

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>-Blackies bow to Glammers
>-In contact with Randy Rhodes
>-Possess Gravity defying hair abilities
>-Control LA with an iron but fair fist
>-Own Arenas & and your mum globally
>-Direct descendants of the ancient Riff masters
>-Will bankroll the first Stripclubs on Mars
>-Own 99% of Shampoo & conditioner research facilities on Earth
>-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Glam babies
>-each band member is said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>-Ancient californian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented Guitar noodling progress with them
>-They own HairSpray R&D labs around the world
>-The Glammers are in regular communication with the Archangels Marc Bolan and Razzle, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to LA in history literally a few days later to the Rainbow
>-They learned guitar riffs and licks in under a week
>-Nation states entrust their Hair product reserves with the glammers. There’s no shampoo in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Crue
>-TheGlammers are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

>>71990218
>Nightwish
i fucking hate that band, is so overrated, it's the ultimate proof that women destroy metal

>>71990063
I only like Windhand's Dorthia Cottrell.
I remember thinking the girl in Obscure Sphinx was decent, but they can't write songs so it's a waste.

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>>71990232
it's duel time

>>71990246
The funny thing is you can tell how shitty of a person she is from the lyrics. Especially the lyrics to I Wish I Had an Angel.

>>71990101
I don't know

>>71990112
I think it was metal..ish

>>71990128
Yeah

>>71990218
Thank you, I feel so nostalgic

>>71990230
>garbage
it's not garbage though, it's very catchy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixEV13jggvY

>>71990218
Pretty good taste tbdesu

>>71990063
You're right, but there are some exceptions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oc88DU8dzQg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFNTUbmzM9I

>>71990267
- Lacuna Coil
- Some flirtations with modern black metal
- Opeth (in their prime?)
- Meshuggah
- For some reason, you were listening to drum and bass
- Gojira
- Baroness
- Machine Head
- Agalloch

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what's some good 2017 metal? So far this is the only meal album that I've really dug besides White Death's s/t

Thanks to the folks that posted Zar and Ne Obliviscaris last thread. This is some cool shit.

>>71990380
New Havok is interesting.

>>71990091
>>71990218
>>71990366
Holy shit this is literally me from middle school til the end of high school.

>>71990264
All Nightwish lyrics are written by their keyboardist.

>>71990430
That guy's a fag, then.

Do people even care about lyrics in metal?

>>71990424
congratulations, you were a nu-male, i'm glad i only listened to nwobhm when i was in high school, the nu-males feared me

>>71990449
yes and epic lyrics are the best ones

>>71990454
>the nu-males feared me
Probably because you smelled like shit

https://youtu.be/hNXmKiEqVx4

Is this considered sludge now?

>>71990424
All these bands are better than the shitty black and glam metal this general jerks over

>>71990500
wtf is that shit hahahah, fuck metallica, they went full retarded after 1984

Is she still the queen of metal?

>>71990454
Being the alpha nu-male doesn't make you any less of a nu-male.

>>71990489
>>71990532
t. the nu-males that feared me because i was always a metal purist

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>>71990524
ah no and hasn't been for a long time sweetie ;)

>>71990091
For some reason I was really into malice mizer

Post I'M NOT A NU MALE, YOU ARE!! metal.

https://youtu.be/IIGBNc2nFZA

https://youtu.be/d35x-EpcCzw

Which Darkthorne albums do I start with?

>>71990449
Not much. I appreciate them if they're good, usually manage to ignore them if they're meh.

>>71990570
I swear there's a dick under there.

im trve

>>71990168

Not very familiar with UFO post Schenker. That guy aint half bad for being another EVH/Jake E Lee wannabe.

>>71990598

transilvanian hunger is the most well known and probably influential but im more of a fan of udner a funeral moon and panzerfaust oh and circle the wagons is amazing as well if you like metal music

>>71990614
no yov're not

>>71990594
t. nu-male
>>71990598
extremecuck metal is nu-male

>>71990594
pantera

>>71990551
How many times did blackies stuff you in a locker

FUCK POUSERS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOhsIvJGo7A

>>71990646
>>71990594

how do you not get bored of yourselves

>>71990668
t. a nu male

>>71990668
t. nu-male of nu-males

baited that exact response

ez life

I want to die.

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>>71990699

>>71990598
Panzerfaust is my favorite so go with it first, everyone knows my opinion is the most important.

>>71990711
t. New Urban Male

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>>71990699

>>71990668
even if they dont, everyone else in their life does

>>71990598
depends on what genre you like more, if you're more into bm then start with a blaze in the northern sky or pauzerfaust, if youre more into crusty punkish shit then maybe FOAD

>>71990594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1Z4htqo-Zo

>>71990711
emos, nu-males, kikes and niggers will die in the next holocaust

i baited that as well

>>71990711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTt1vk9nM9c

>>71990756

>(((next)))

Hey rabbi.....

>>71990633
>>71990719
>>71990740
Thanks fellas

are people who listen exclusively to black metal considered posers?

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>>71990756

>>71990784
you're right, the holocaust never happened but it should have happened
>>71990820
fedoras are also my enemies, i will defeat them in the name of Christ

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>>71990633
>TH most well known and probably influential
It's the weakest album in the Unholy Trinity, what the fuck are you talking about?

>>71990598
You go through their discography chronologically - Soulside Journey -> A Blaze In The Northern Sky -> Under A Funeral Moon -> Transilvanian Hunger -> Panzerfaust -> Total Death -> the rest

>>71990711
We're all going to die

>>71990851
>Christfag

Leave the hall, NOW

Fuck this thread

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is /ourguy/ Kim a small guy?

>>71990882
>weakest album in the Unholy Trinity

look i know you want to be cool contrarian guy but what does being influential have to do with how good something is? retard

>>71990851
>in the name of Christ
literally who

>>71990915
Why does he wear the mask

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Rec dsbm
Why do I enjoy wallowing in self-pity?

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>>71990904
>>71990933
t. fedoras nu-males

>>71990920
How is TH the most influential when compared to the likes of A Blaze In The Northern Sky and Under A Funeral Moon that did far more for the genre? Faggot.

>>71990915
he's small for 2 metre tall swedes

How do we fix /metal/?

>>71990851

Kys edge lord faggot

>>71990936
>happy days

Check HipsterBlaclMetal's video on 'em

>>71990971
We can't, we lost

>>71990971
gas the nu-males, subgenre war now!

>>71990936
Because you're a nu-male

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>>71990958
*teleports behind you*
nothing personnel kid

Could you guys recommend me bands where the lead singer is a man but he sounds like a girl? Kind of like this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lcm9qqo_qB0

this kill the nu-male
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HVcAauQhgw

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>>71990936
Wintercult and Leviathan are all you need.

>>71991002
pantera
wintersun
meshuggah

>>71991002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLFupEldl7w

>>71991002
Condemned

Give me some historical metal (about battles and events). Understandable vocals preferred but not necessary.

>>71991002
anything with king diamond in it

>>71991002
periphery
dream theater

>>71991108
Bolt Thrower

>>71991002
Children of Bodom

>>71991108
Sabaton

>>71991108
Sabaton and Civil War (both are power metal bands)

>>71991002
any power metal band

>>71991108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aB6CPyO0Ww

>>71991108
Ex Deo

>>71991108
Arghoslent

>>71991108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5TUqTWYKGc

Any bands like electric wizard, windhand and bongripper? I prefer when there are vocals but they're kinda drowned out by the instruments but instrumental is fine

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>listening to !.T.O.O.H.! while watching porn

Not many people have the ability to understand Iron Maiden, as most people live in the lies of duality of good and evil of the mind and are just walking "reactions", and lack the consciousness. But, Iron Maiden = Easily the greatest & most beautiful Metal band in music history. No band writes such depth in their lyrics of the overall human condition with such intelligence & wisdom, bringing light to Truth, combined with such beautiful depth, grace, and power in their music. Absolute masters of their craft and creativity. They are untouchable. All you have to do is read Bruce's published books to see these guys have tons of direct Spiritual experiences. These guys know truth and fully know and see right through the lies of society's game, and they see right through all the lies of Religion (and when I say religion I am talking about the lies churches teach, not true Spirituality, as spirituality and religion are nothing alike). Maiden is so much better than Metallica in so many ways. Much better musicians, better singer, far better songwriting. Much more melodic, melody. More "pure" energy. Have almost twice the albums of Metallica, far more longevity and have so many more great songs, and Maiden never wrote a bad album ( you could say they had a sub-par album in the 90's, but remember that was with half the band missing doing their solo stuff). Metallica never really had much to say, while Maiden has so much to say that allow you to really question so many things. Maiden never sold out by producing garbage albums like Metallica's St Anger to appease popularity and the current music "trends" of society, that always pass away, are totally meaningless, and are fake anyways., And you definitely won't see Iron Maiden prostituting themselves in silly reality TV shows like Metallica, Kiss, and Ozzy have done for years. It's just not Maiden's style. They have absolutely no interest in being "celebrities", or any gossip and drama, and avoid it at all costs.

>>71991119
>>71991218
Great bands.
>>71991207
Having a hard time getting into them. I'll keep trying. Album rec?
>>71991124
>>71991146
Hm preferably not power metal.

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Why is Morpheus Descends so perfect, r/metal?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9zFiza86jk

>>71991386
>preferably not power metal
t. extremecuck nu-male

>>71991386
Romulus....

no offense but sabaton is really gay

>>71991410
>>71991386
To not stir confusion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLeWnnPnY_k

>>71991108
Hail of Bullets

>>71991403
I wish I had the time to shit post as much as you fuckers.
>>71991410
Thanks.

>>71991364
Calm down preacher

>>71991435
Pretty cool. Thanks.

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>tfw constantly stuck in the 80s

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>>71990380
what did he mean by this

>>71991108

everything Iron Maiden

i can't believe im the first to suggest this. this general is literally full of nu-male faggots

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Threadly reminder that this is what glam does to you

>>71990091

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNDo7ILysKA

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>>71990598
Underground Resistance

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>>71990936
this shit be bangin yo

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>>71991709
It's not even good glam

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>>71990380
Really enjoyed this shit.

>>71991283
>>71991684
are you fucking retarded? Also who reccs iron maiden in a metal thread anyway?

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>>71991807
montsegur is a pretty deep cut desu

>>71991807

shut up faggot

>>71990091
Drowning Pool - Bodies
Evanescence - Bring Me To Life

>>71991420
No offence taken

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What's his favorite band, /metal/?

>>71991807
>>71992048

found a picture of (You), faggot
>>71992105

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>>71992105
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkUI-Y4svWo

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>>71992105

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>>71992131
haha stupid faggot this is what I look like

>>71992105
Bolt Thrower

>>71992175
But they're all about Warhammer and Warhammer says men are superior to women physically, which triggers nu-males.

>>71992105
Pantera

>>71992171
I miss Xasthur vs Striborg posting

>>71991336
Pls answer

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Ahahahaha not even the hipster king likes their new album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbS0PRslyJs
Mastodon are officially JUST tier now

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>>71992340
>the hipster king
holy shit never seen someone missing the point so totally

>>71992340
>not even the hipster king likes their new album
He's just got awful taste in metal, not really hipster

>>71992366
What do you mean
Hipsters get almost all their music from P4K or Needledrop

>>71992366
>defending Fantano
are you tired of feeling unmanly because you enjoy your girlfriend strap-on too?

>>71992404
>>71992401
???
you guys have no clue what 'hipsterism' is about, gosh

>>71992424
huh

>>71992424
actually yeah, Fantano has more of a nu-male taste than a hipster one

>>71992434
wow

The only thing wrong with Fantano is sometimes he gets carried away with his first impression of an album.

>>71992463
*and that he has beyond redeemable taste in metal

>>71992477
But that's wrong.

>>71992354
kek

>>71992463
>>71992477

>earnestly dsicussing an e-celebs opinions

you are beyond hope

>>71992493
Nope

>>71992463
He really should stick to indie and meme rap
He's especially embarrasing when he tries to talk about prog

The Needle Drop's Anthony Fantano lists out 5 albums that would make great starting points for anyone looking to get into death metal.

1. Possessed - Seven Churches
2. Death - Symbolic
3. Cannibal Corpse - The Bleeding
4. Carcass - Heartwork
5. My Dying Bride - Turn Loose The Swans

Where's the flaw here?

>>71992354
>301 views
2k likes
kek

>>71992515
What is your point?
that's just a generic list of entry-level DM albums
even my grandma could make this shit

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>>71992515
no glam

>>71991575
>tfw Trump will bring back the 80s
can't wait desu

>>71992533
THE POINT IS THAT HE'S RECOMMENDING ENTRY LEVEL DM ALBUMS, AND YOU CALLED THEM ENTRY LEVEL.

YOU'RE LITERALLY GETTING WHAT YOU ASKED FOR.

YOU ARE FALLING FOR THE MEME.

I swear, even channers have their heads up their own asses half the time.

>>71992515
the flaw is that Alters of Madness isn't on this

>>71992527
some new videos have more likes than views because views are computed slower on youtube

>>71992559
Your "argument" has nothing to do with what we're debating about you cuck
>channers
kill yourself

>>71992580
Hey, there you go. Now THAT'S a fair criticism.

>>71992589
Yes it does. Your head is so far up your ass I literally can't even.

>tfw assumed for years that Stryper were Poison with gospel lyrics
>realize they're Judas Priest with gospel lyrics

listen to Stryper, nu-males
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bRlsI3iIPdA

>>71992582
I thought that glitch was fixed

>>71992589
Oh, right, sorry, I forgot you're a ledditor. How's summer, kiddo?

>>71992515
Replace Cannibal Meme with first Dismember or Entombed
Replace MDB with early Katatonia

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>>71992625
>glitch

>>71992640
You're missing the point.

>>71992658
Your life is a glitch

>>71992515
choice of Death album
choice of CC album
carcass
my dying bride

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>>71992684
Nothing fishy has ever gone on with YouTube, guys.

>>71992630
holy shit you're autistic

>>71992699
Yeah, those aren't DM albums. They're not even albums. Fuck. What kind of nu male listens to Death?

>>71992715
Do you know where you are?

>>71992742
>What kind of nu male listens to Death?
unironically all of them

THERE IS NO ESCAPE
IT'S THE END OF YOUR PRECIOUS LIFE.
YOUR SOUL SLIPPED AWAY
IT BELONGS TO THE QUEEN OF THE RIECH

>>71992756
>>71992762
Jesus it's like arguing with children

>>71992757
YOU'RE IN THE JUNGLE BABY
YOU'RE GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE

>>71992771
YOU'RE FADING AWAAAAYYYY

>>71992777
Right? can't believe anyone past 15 still listens to garbage like death

>>71992777
>says jesus
>gets jesus trips

nice

>>71992791
>>71992815
Thanks for proving my point
Now go listen to glam underage cancer

>>71992834
go back to your Deafheaven and Deathspell Omega you clueless kid

>>71992354
I can't find it on youtube

Why don't traps unironically listen to glam? It's perfect for them. I'm being serious.

>>71992515
It doesnt have dawn of possession, probably the best entry point to actual DM and not memelodical or technimeme

>>71992847
>comparing Death and Carcass to Deafheaven and DSO
Ok you're fucking retarded

>>71992863
Kill yourself

>>71992864
Glam is exclusively for well-endowed heterosexual men and women.

>>71992891
>mfw /metal/ breeds this type of tumor
Let it die

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>>71992864
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND GLAM

Post cancerous numale bands for children and hipsters
>Melvins
>Annihilator
>Autopsy
>Darkthrone
>Dissection
>Forbidden
>Voivod

>>71992864
I've never met a tranny or trap that didn't listen to glam

>>71992897
>>71992908
I guess not. Recc me some.

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>>71992923
literally anything off this

>>71992923
Everythjng remotely critically acclaimed is for nu-males

>>71992906
The only tumor is you

>>71992968
xD

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>>71992941
I'm planning to expand this chart further

>>71992999
I dunno man, this is what my friends's older brothers would listen to. Is that the point?

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Has it leaked?

>>71993058
wow nice comeback dude you sure showed me

>>71992941
WASP s/t can cure nu-maleism.
Skid Row s/t is a lot of fun.
For a more melodic/soulful take, all Dokken albums from the 80s are great.

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>replying to "t. nu-male" posters

STOP

>>71993011
>>71993042
>>71993091
Kill yourselves

YOU'VE GOT YOUR BALLS TO THE BALL

>>71993126
maaaaan

>>71993126
WALLS TO THE WALL

>>71991336
Last bump out of desperation
Stop nu-male posting and answer guys

>>71993151
conan

>>71991336
Cathedral- Forest of Equilibrium

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgTxDq2zSgE

Jesus fucking Christ these /metal/ threads are pure cancer.

>>71993242
t. Deafheaven biggest fan

>>71993242
but which kind of cancer prostate or testicular?

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>>71993189
>>71993208
Stop flooding

>>71993242
not as cancerous as the people genuinely defending Anthony fantano at least

>>71993242
we already know, what did you hope to achieve with this post?

>>71993298
Please. You just hate him because everyone else does.

>>71993298
I never defended Fantano

Nu-male and hipster metal used to be just shit like Deafheaven, Liturgy or Boris, but now it;s literally everything critically acclaimed, you people are fucking reatrded

>>71993318
I hate him because he has entry-level shit taste in everything

>>71993340
>entry-level shit taste
t. nu male

>>71990449
yes, unless it's gore-based, then all the songs start sounding the same

We need to ban Americans from /metal/

>>71993350
t.nu-male

>>71993358
it's the shitskin third worlders, we've been over this

>>71993373
t. dumb Amerifat

/metal/ is always worse at these hours

>>71993358
>>71993373
Post American metal.

>>71990936
happy days is TRASH
the faggot's lyrics are cringe-inducing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HF4_z3D0E8I
hypothermia is good dsbm though

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>>71993428
europoors can't write riffs

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>>71993462
this is what your shit-tier education system has told you

>>71993428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEkXyEIu3OU

>>71993428
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Du3dPe3kxWU

>>71993428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh4B3eA-GIk

>>71991336
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=se3uweDPJYA
you're welcome

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>>71993462
Americans BTFO

>>71993428
Judas Priest

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>>71993462
you what

Well, that was fun. What are you blasting, lads?

>>71993715
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_1ruZWJigo

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Looking for some Motohead inspired black metal. Black n roll i think it's called? I know there's a motorhead/black metal chart out there but it isn't really that good. any suggestions?

>>71993741
i

>everything that isn't gay dadmetal, ultra brootal goregrind or nazi metal is nu-male

This is what this general has devolved into

>>71993512
>>71993513
>>71993737
whoa, I'm no longer a nu-male

>>71993769
t. anu male

>>71993763
Nazi metal is objectively 1000x better than your cherished Boris and Liturgy, cuck

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>>71993715
Arkona, specifically this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtUMD88q_zY
It takes a while to get going but holy shit is it good.

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>>71993741
Speedwolf, Kvelertak, Joel Grind (I am also interested in finding more)

>>71993741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaI4uPBQfqY

>>71993788
Nazi music is objectively shit dumb /pol/tard

>>71993741
Whiskey Ritual
Chapel
Bunker 66
War Ripper
Bulldozing Bastard
Cruel Force

some of these are blackened speed but it's the same thing really

>>71993818
laughable opinion and proof that you're ignorant

>>71993741
Midnight, Hellripper, Infiltrator, Speedwolf, Toxic Holocaust

>>71993837
Name ONE good nazi metal band

>>71993860
Goatmoon
Don't bother responding

Why no Trad-con metal?

>>71993860
Amon Amarth

>>71993860
Burzum

>>71993860
Rammstein

why is DMU so obsessed with kim kelly? this is /v/-tier shit

http://www.deathmetal.org/article/kim-kellys-hand-rehosted/
http://www.deathmetal.org/news/kim-kelly-whines-facebook-censors-fan-page/

>>71993860
hat band dragonforce used to be before being dragon force

>>71993924
>reading DMU
kys

>>71993924
Stop reading DMU.

Is there any good industrial black metal besides Samael and ...And Oceans?

>>71993924
>why is DMU so obsessed with kim kelly?
Literal, unironic autism

>>71994079
snorre and hh did good ibm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mrY9u3KUUY

>>71994142
I'll check it out, thanks

I hate this post-blackmetal/blackgaze/alcestesque bullshit, but this is really good, very cool riffs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diCNA8YrOyw

Why is there so much fucking irony here

God this thread is a cesspool, posting "nu" should be banned on sight just like how posting Multi Bottle Rocket without an image is an autoban

>>71994235
spoken like a true nu-male

>>71990003
t. actual nu-male

>>71994297
>Multi Bottle Rocket
What

>>71994235
>cool riffs
I'll stick to my grim and frostbitten riffs, thank you very much.

>>71994377
t. poser

>>71993924
>2 articles
>obsessed
Look up dave mustaine and metal sucks and you'll get the same amount of articles the Huffington post writes about Trump. THAT'S obsession

HOOOLY SHIT
https://www.magisto.com/album/video/Kz0jUl5EAQo-KHEPYnZLBns

>>71994396
those are just the most recent ones, they had a whole #metalgate thing with her a year or so ago

>>71994400
he actually seems like a chill funny guy

>>71994400
>your average Isis fan

>>71994400
lmao

>>71990936

Get a grip. DSBM ain't even any good. You should just lift some weights and listen to heavy metal, then the path will get more agreeable forwards.

>>71992105

Wolves in the Throne Room or something

>>71993755
mah nigger

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>>71994675
I lift weights and listen to heavy metal and I still wallow in depression and self pity all the time

>>71993741

Here's a couple of good tracks:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPoSGWPqNw4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-iuIArton4

>>71990366
>For some reason, you were listening to drum and bass
I also remember when Pendulum was a thing

>>71994745

Well good on you; then at least replace Lifelover and the likes with more Type O Negative and Carnivore. Or B-side of Black Flag at least, anything but gothic tears We're all gonna make it and eat tons of pussy draped in skin tight Judas Priest tank-tee showing bulging muscles.

>>71992946
>if you listen to the most recognizable album from any metal band you're a faggot
just go listen your avant-garde metal you fucking braindead

>>71994873
Being sometimes sad is healthy.

>>71994400

>turns out hes cooler than most of the people making fun of him

lol

>discussing metal in /mu/
jesus, just kill yourself fast and clean, no need to suffer this hell

>>71995055
True Satanic Black Metal of bands like Darkthrone, Aryan Satankampf, Graveland, the Gestapo 666, Satanic Warmaster, Beherit and Impaled Nazarene. You can listen to Metallica if you want, but you do not understand the real Hitleric Nazi Black Metal anything at all. You are just a poseri and you can sink ******* whole scene.

Black Metal is real music, which is not intended for animals like you, but for true satanic Misantroopeille who do not care about people like you dampers. Black Metal is an elite music and you do not understand it. None of you understand the real Satanism. You're ridiculous little kids. World view is based on wotanilaiseen Hitlerism, on a personal level satanic individualism, collective level hitleriläiseen fascism. Without an understanding of the theoretical occultism, it is useless to dream of understanding wotanilaista view of the world.

None of you can not understand Wotanismia, for you are all intellectually than earthworms. You can not reach an elite level of Satanism, so why even you dream about. Satanism and Black Metal are the elite. For real misantroopeille.

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>>71994991
I'm sad all of the time because I've never had a gf

>>71994991

I agree, being sad is inherent in any real human being; but your outlook must still be towards the glory of steel. How else can you be greeted as a 'true friend'?

Wow and other metal threads are still worse than /metal/
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>>71995194

Maybe you should aquire said type of vaginated friend, my friend. Let iron glory lead your way. Take this gem for inspirationtowards your gf goal -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlNmID78QUw

>>71995091
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>71990958
>Phone god

>>71991153
>What is Helloween

>>71996075

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>>71991376
>I actually read this