/metal/

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post NWOBHM

https://youtu.be/5j7ngKWQFe8

djent

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Glam

$lam

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>First black metal album
>Was never topped

How did they do it guys?

Blacken djent glam when?

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what are you listening to /metal/?
and can someone explain to me why the genre for this band are "Sludge/Doom/Black Metal/Post-Rock" on metallum encyclopedia?

>>71611149
Because the lead guitarist and vocalist is a homosexual

>>71611157
nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IjeqxwqKa0

what genre is this @ 3:00 mins

More Death Metal like Slipknot

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>>71611149
>what are you listening to /metal/?
Figured I'd see what all the fuss is about. It's pretty cool.

[blogpost] I can't help thinking of a big-titted nerdy girl I hit it off with on New Year's Eve, who lectured me about the untouchable glory of dadrock and -metal. But I must resist messaging her. Wizard powers are granted only to the steadfast. [/blogpost]

>>71611310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOaqcfTZgno

>>71611149
>why the genre for this band are "Sludge/Doom/Black Metal/Post-Rock"
That's how you draw in 80% of nu-males (they fucked up by leaving out the potential 20% by not throwing "prog" in there too)

RIFF TIME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VEanElFUDs

>>71611339
If you ain't gonna message her, send her number my way

In that post your favorite song from the last thread, Iron Maiden was by far the most popular NWOBHM band, but no other bands popped up more than 2 or 3 times.

>>71611419
>encucked

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>>71611290
death doom
maybe check out Withered
also, if you like Scar Symmetry, try The Interbeing and She Said Destroy

you guys ever hear about spermswamp

>>71611103
I think you forgot to post the first bathory album anon

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>>71611520
what did you say?

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>>71611149

>>71611432
I don't have her number; I meant Facebook message.

Bonus facts about her:
>has boy-short hair
>doesn't wear make-up of any kind
>occasionally wears men's flannel shirts
>is super serious about everything

real doctors know how to goregrind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4fWEifbQts

>>71611548
yep
I did not investigate, although I like some BDM and appreciate the image evoked by the name

thoughts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUGda7GdZPQ

>>71611597
The Return was the first, not Batlord's s/t.

>>71611290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJiwX0GMlMU

who /blackie-nu-male/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vk4d0mm_jKc

>be Swallow the Cum
>waifu dies out of cancer

>>71611846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d05rB5WIImQ

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>>71611889
not funny dude.

>>71611149
>most generic atmoblack ever
>called "Sludge/Doom/Black Metal/Post-Rock"
wat

Oh MA, you silly boys.

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>>71611846
'sup

>>71611889
Is this new shitty meme now

>>71611951
>new

>>71611951
>shitty

>>71611951
>meme

>>71611951
>this

>>71611951
>now

>>71611951
>Is

>

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>>71612055
>>71612079
>>71612112
>>71612128
>>71612132
>>71612155
>>71612168
stop shitposting

>>71612186
>stop

Someone here weeks ago posted a panopticon album.
>Panopticon - Living in the valley of the shadow of death
Posting again. I got hooked immediatly.

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Thoughts?

>>71611520
What's wrong with Entombed ?

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>>71611149
>tfw tired of facebook

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>>71611149
I'm listening to VtM: Bloodlines's OST while figuring out how to deal with my father's suicide attempt.

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>>71611149
Cucksphemy - Fallen Angel of Semen

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>>71612310
>Fallen Angel of Bumbum

>int memes

>>71612310
>Fallen Anus of Poo

>>71611899
6/10

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*tips*

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>>71611149
Given into my love of dick.

>>71611846
what is this meme

DMU needs to change their url as deathmetal.org is very misleading

>>71611795
this is not metal anymore

What's some top tier death doom with feels apart from Swallow the Sun, October Tide, early Katatonia, MDB, Slumber, Saturnus and Ghost Brigade?

>>71611795
is this nickleback? what happened to whalecore?

>>71611795
Sounds like throwaway QOTSA track

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>this is the same guy
What happened?

>>71611795

They've successfully turned into Queens of the Stone Age 2.0

>>71612593
(EchO), Desire, A Dream Of Poe, Evadne.

>>71612628
he grew up

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>>71612628
He looks more like singer of In Flames worship band than death doom band

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Who will be the first to fuse nu metal and hair metal and create the most horrifying abomination known to metal of all time?

Daily reminder that glam is shit

>>71612818
anselmo

>>71612818
Literally Pantera

is there any djentgaze bands?

>>71612948
>djentgaze
I don't know but Inmazes by Vola is dreamdjent

>>71612948
VOLA

Post some Harry Potter Metal bands

>>71613020
Wizard metal or bands that conjure up the images of harry potter?

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>>71613020
well

post symphonic metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7IIYIFljZM

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Do you dance to djent?

>>71613147
You tell me lmao

https://youtu.be/per9Wz0N-QA

>>71613147
>buy a 7 strings
>???
>profit

>>71613172
>7string
grandpa pls

>>71613147
can you skank or or skat to djent?

Good moves there PM

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>>71610939
GWAR is the best metal band of all time. Prove me wrong...
Protip: You can't!

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>>71613163
Who actually like this kind of music?

>>71613163
this is the most nu-maleish shit i've ever heard

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R I F F S

>>71613213
Millenial campus betas that feel like they're 2cool for mainstream stuff but 2refined for actual meal

>>71613163
The fuck is sthis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7C19ZGLuhlQ

>>71613213
indeh grrlz whose bfs are into metal

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>>71613319
>euphoria

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>>71613319
>euphoria

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>>71613163

>>71611795
God, that fucking sucks.

>>71611103
Dude even the members of darkthrone say they would scrap nost of this album.

When the fuck is Dir en grey's next album coming out?

>>71612818
attila already did it

hot take: Kreator isn't that good and never has been

>>71613410
t. sodomite

>>71613410
if you think Pleasure To Kill or Endless Pain aren't fun as fuck then you have a heart of nu-male stone

Sodom/Kreator/Destruction > Tankard

>>71613410
t(h)rash is shit in general

>>71613446
THIS

>>71613446
t. newman

>>71613420
>band sings about 'crushing homophobia'
>I'm a sodomite for thinking they're not that good
>>71613426
can't remember a single riff from either aside from "Ripping Corpse Attack"

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>>71613420
do sodom fans label themselves as sodomites?

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>>71613420
>pee-in-pooper-ite

>>71613420
Not this shit again

>>71613460
How the fuck can you not recall the riff off of PtK self-titled track

>tfw you go full circle, becoming a poptimist and getting into black metal again

>>71613528
leave the hall falsie

>>71613528
shit taste all over

>>71613435
Painfully obvious. Don't post this again

>>71613528
How do you even listen to pop music past the age of 11?

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>>71611795
me no likey

>>71613505
idk

here's some albums with memorable riffs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzDoVTsaN74
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAhjWvLBXw8

>>71613561
worse than that, how do you even listen to black metal past the age of 9???

>>71613561
by poptimist I was implying I like black ""metal"" again

>>71613561
if you have good taste you will listen to pop

>>71613295
Definitely

>>71612915
kek

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>>71613574
>Slayer

>>71613505
*xylophone solo* bow da nana bwee bwee bow dananana nanana

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is this nu-male shit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdG-9ZLZYzk&t=590s

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>>71613574
>Rigor Mortis

>>71611700
Wat bout that ass pham. Is it neat?

>>71611520
Fuck off and die faggy falsie

What are the best motörhead with black metal vocals bands?

Wew which one of you wrote this
>>71613721

this is probably what most of you look like
>inbred asian fuckheads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5CN5QW4xio&t

>>71613848
i

wrote

that

got

any

problem

with

that

?

>>71613800
I honestly didn't notice -- her dress style deflects that sort of attention -- but probably, yes.

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obviously the best metal album ever made

if you don't 11/10 this,don't have an bracadabra tatto, don't have the album cover as your wallpaper and profile picture on every website you use, then you are a cuck nu male who wants to get their wife pounded by 17 nigger cocks

Post the sickest glam bangers
https://youtu.be/EXopyGexWf8
https://youtu.be/RWOLkwAWX5o
https://youtu.be/COuY4WC9b3Q

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BEHOLD!

I AM THE LORD SATAN

THE GRAND MASTER OF HELL

I HAVE COME TO BARE WITNESS

TO THE INFORMATION OF THOSE WHO DISBELIEVE

SO COME, OR FEEL MY WRATH, AS I RELEASE

THIS POWER FROM HELL

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>>71611149

>>71613848
hey that me

>>71614365
faggot, learn how to bait better.

>>71613163
i'm deaf now, thanks asshole

>>71614389
teach me

blackheart
your soul is mine

>>71614511
Name your top 5 riffs.

>>71614572
I prefer vocals over riffs

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>>71614604
>I prefer vocals over riffs
Leave.

>>71614615
>falling for bait

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inverted riffs or paraleled riffs?

>>71614615
look you guys! I learned to bait! Are you proud of me?

>>71614622
>>71614659
>falling for the bait
t. nu-males

>>71614676
t. nu-male

>>71614676
>>71614696
t. nu-males

>>71613935
fucking mint, post noodz m8

>>71614659
You failed me, pupil.

>>71614655
gorguts - inverted

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it's the sameold nu-male meme

What is the cuckiest metal band of all time ?

>>71614755
your favourite band

Metal bands don't use 666 enough nowadays

>>71614755
annihilator

>>71614763
i'm deaf

>>71613605
wew

THIS SUICIDE SOCIETY

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCR8Hh1cfQc

R I F F S

give me your best melancholic metal

hard mode: no atmoshit allowed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuPUMaVXJyM

Fromage for Satan - Cheeicide

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>>71614816
R I F F S
I
F
F
S

ANTI-RIFFS

Is it "lame" to like metal?

>>71614916
>Is it "lame" to like metal?
No if you like R I F F S

>>71614830
>>71614816
These are great. More R I F F S?

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>>71614820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4x_2T1i0lAo

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>>71614943
Think of MA what you will, but this album is packed with R I F F S.

>>71614943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ5ETJFIlGc

>>71613756
kinda is but it there is no denying that the author is a very telented artist

>>71614966
*cracks knuckles*

This band is full of clowns. Here are Trey's thank you notes from one of their albums:

Ultra Mega Tron Atari Collecting C Station Veratech Battletoad Mode Switching Lounge Act From Hell Cable Boycotten Headstockless Guitar Playing Primal Rage Routing 1950s Tube Radio Clock Having Masterful Mixing Magician Punchy P Punchy the Mixing Master!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Go ..GREEN RANGER Go ..GREEN RANGER GO!!! Thanx So Much Power Rangers For Being There in the Morning To Help Me Get Ready For the Day's Tasks. Being an AGELESS BEING is Kinda COOL. Sometimes You Get To Be Aged By Earth Years Yet You Still Enjoy the Power Rangers and Play With Your STORM POWER MEGAZORD For Why Should One Lose Out On So Much FUN Just Cause Others Think It Uncool and Unsafe?

Sissy Slapping Server Bully Insta WOW Slow Rail Reload Standard Gravity NO Hiding Behind A Nudge Time of -50 Thanx to the Sailor Quake 3 InstaGIB Rail Clan, Pin the RAIL on the Donkey InstaGIB Server, and all those Mean Ass Bully Railwhores who hang out there and frag me even right through my SILLINESS SPIN. Quake 3 InstaGIBBERS are the most fun of all people me thinks ....... >:) WOW WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

>>71613756
I don't know what nu-male shit is.

>>71615086
Anything you dont like can be labelled as nu male
For example, 'glam is nu male!!!'

>>71615136
t. nu-male

>>71613633
Literally only nu males and tryhards say the first 5 albums of Slayer are bad or even meh

I just finished work at my construction job and then watched some old eps of ninja turtles and transformers. Anyone got any pizza thrash recs for this feel?

>>71615041
What did he mean by this

>>71615187
Dont worry about him, hes a dmu escapee

>>71614966
Why someone should hate Morbid Angel? The only shitty album they did was Illud Divinum Insanus. I personally even like Heretic.

>>71615208
/metal/ is full of memeing retards, that's why I said that.

Anyone have that Apator interview saved?

>>71614820
Is Swallow the Sun and Katatonia atmoshsit

>>71615177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pQYtmb-f0w

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>>71615177

Is Hybrid Theory worth a listen

>>71615299
Yes

>>71615041
Still better than Seven Churches
>Mike T would like to thank all the sluts and groupies

>>71615268
>Swallow the Cum

>>71615316
Death Metal

>>71615177

Fits perfectly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlfjNTqbFLA

Mastodon; great band or greatest band?

>bands where they changed their style mid-career, but the old fans hated it and pressured them to change back, so the band caved in and went back to their original style, but it wasn't as good or interesting as their experimental period

What's her name?
Also this is 100% the story with Death Magnetic and Hardwired

>>71615395
Arctic Thunder

>>71615395
who cares

>>71615458
this is the part where i call you a nu-male
and then you reply and call me a nu-male

>>71615468
t. nu-male

>>71615468
>>71615485
/metal/ in a nutshell

>inb4 nu-male

>>71611597
Literally Venom's first two albums

>>71615395
>metallica
>experimental period

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yuwi-metaru desu :3

>>71615608
t. falsie

>>71615650
St Anger was an experimental masterpiece

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>>71615177

>>71615683
Iron Angel is not thrash ffs

Slaughter in the Vatican, Beyond the Unknown, Torment in Fire or None Shall Defy would fit better

Still great list tho

>>71615683
I would replace Morbid Saint with Intruder, it fits better compared to the rest of the chart.

Which Leprous album should I download first?

>>71615904
Terminal Redux

>>71615904
self titled.

>>71615904
Bilateral.

>>71615904
prepping the bull

>>71615904
Filosofem

ZOMBIEE CIRCLE PIT
SHOW ME SHOW MEEE

death metal sucks

>>71615208
More like the only good album they did was Altars of madness

>>71616322
I love Altars Of Madness too, but isn't this being extremely picky? Covenant and Domination are great too, and even Gateway To Annihilation has great moments

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What are some otherwise great albums that get ruined by shitty vocals

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>>71614830
SOLOS
O
L
O
S

>>71616395
Blessed are the sick and Covenant are average, the rest isn't good

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>>71616452
Saturnus - Veronika Decides To Die
[spoiler]I still love it[/spoiler]

gateways is the best MA album you baka plebs

>>71616452

>Angel Witch
>shitty vocals

u just went full nu-male

Rage Against The Machine is the best metal band of the 90s

prove me wrong.

>>71616452
vocals in that are ok

>>71616503
Blessed are the sick is objectively THE Morbid Angel album, only nu-males and mongoloids still stuck in their \m/JUMPDAFUKUP\m/ phase would disagree

>>71616575
>muh slow riffs
>muh breakdowns
Literally subhuman

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HA

How do you get into brutal/slam death metal? I hate to be that guy but [spoiler]most of it sounds the same[/spoiler]. I mean I like some bands that could fall under the sub-category of brutal death metal like Cryptopsy, Putrid Pile, Dying Fetus and some of Suffocation's stuff, but a lot of the rest sounds really similar. I've tried Devourment several times and couldn't get into it.

I also have the same issue with grindcore. I like deathgrind like Exhumed and Cattle Decapitation, but pure grindcore like early Napalm Death, early Carcass and Repulsion I find to be a bit repetitive and hard to get into. Like, I enjoy the sound but the problem is that when you listen to an album it sounds like the same song.

post big dick grooves

NOW

>>71616707
If you don't enjoy it then why are you trying to get into it? And you're right, most of it sounds the same.

>>71615904
Tall Poppy Syndrome

>>71615363
Either one would be acceptable if you ignore everything after crack the skye

>>71614774
was 666 the first meme in metal?

Daily reminder that Mastodon has always been a one hit wonder and Leviathan is their only decent (not even that good) album

>>71616753

Well because I always try to understand the appeal. If I don't like something I try to understand what makes others like it. Usually by hearing their perspective, it eventually allows me to see what they see and grow an appreciation for it myself.

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>>71611597
No, pic related was the first ever proto bm album.

>>71616261
>Greee gree gree greee
>come on everybody
>let me see some hammers

>>71616814
>literally one song that could be considered proto-black metal

>>71616843
I would do anything to time travel back and go to that concert
I would also love to meet the guy in the individual thought patterns shirt that was there in the crowd. Seems really cool

>>71616707
Listen to modern stuff like napalm deaths time waits for no slave and cattle decaps first few albums if you havent checked them out. That should help you get into grind. As for slam, listen to brutal death like dying fetus and the other bands you listed, then move on to the more technical slam like abonimable putridity and analepsy and see if that works. You just need to get used to the genre

>>71616801
umlauts.

>>71616484
Butchered live

>>71616556
They never made a metal song

>>71617028
my fävörite metäl meme desu

>>71617084
it's pretty sïck

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>>71616723
https://youtu.be/HHZ8uErvev8

>>71616814
I always thought if this as more of a proto power electronics album and arthur brown as proto black metal. Also Love is proto Neofolk and proto modern RnB.

>>71616723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEDzTyxTfd8

>>71617116
slams like that subgenre of HC that band from conneticut everyone was pissed about is from right?

the main reason I dislike IA is it reminds me of my ex

the main reason I dislike Sodom is it reminds me of my ex

FUCK GLAM
GET SLAMMED

You. are. fu. cking. worthless.
I. don't. giveafuck about you. . .Rooaaahr

is there an essential slam chart anywhere? I like Abominable Putridity but don't know where to go from here

>>71617290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxY-jj7CpyE

>>71617266
sounds edgy

>Someone actually went ahead and tabbed Obscura
Absolute madman https://tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/g/gorguts/obscura_guitar_pro.htm

>>71617266
but but Glam is like slam they happen to be the most fun subgenres

>>71617310
This is from 2009 too. Less impressive nowadays with HD cam footage available of their live shows

>>71616452
Any Megadeth album from the 80's

>>71617388
Peace Sells was a huge hit on MTV

>>71617549
(((MTV)))

/r/ing the nu-male metal chart, i know you fuckers love it.

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Why is N.I.B. the undisputed greatest Sabbath song?

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>>71617581

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>>71617581

>>71617641
>>71617673
lol, thanks my dudes.

some proper metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTfyXTwZS-0

>>71617634
Because Zack Wylde made me realise how much I prefer Ozzy singing it to anyone else

>>71617708
Do you like, whack off to them?

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>>71617581

>>71617673
why the fuck is pantera and megadeth on that list

>>71617757
For the same reason everything else is on that list.

>>71617757
cause it's cuckcore

>>71617673
this is literally me, specially the part where the girl is penetrating

>>71610939
Fuck you DRI saved trash.

>>71617724
i used to enjoy isis - panopticon quite a lot, but i do find these charts funny.

>>71617757
Pantera is there because it is ultimate trend-hopping posercore made by actual closet homosexuals.
Rust in Peace should definitely be replaced by something like Master of Puppets.

what are the best circumstances under which to listen to Blessed Are The Sick

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NUCLEAR WARHEADS READY TO STRIKE THIS WORLD IS SO FUCKED LETS END IT TONIGHT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6dycCqqZS0

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>tfw pizzathrash is starting to infiltrate my lists

>>71617813
They do what they were made to do, sure, but I guess the content of the past year of /metal/ threads has kind of driven the joke through the mantle of the earth. I mean, do we even make actual criticism of music anymore? Are we still capable of that? Do we promote new bands, local bands? Any of that?

What do we do here?

>>71617827
In bed dying of AIDS

is pizza thrash and calling everyone a nu male the new meme? can we talk safely about atmoblack now, then?

>>71617914
slam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nkp48SZ0Gf4

>>71617931
strange, same one as Death's discography

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>>71617913
DELET

>>71617914
can't really tell, pham. i stopped following metal a while ago since the genre was getting stale for me. you really have to crawl through a lot of shite to find anything worth listening now.

also, are most of these bands considered for nu-males or just those specific albums?

is pizzathrash allowed to be dadthrash too

>>71617967
I don't know.

>>71617913
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vifYelSTlMo

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>>71617913
>(2011 - Remaster)

>>71611795
Gay shit and the fans in the comments are circlejerking cancer

>>71617913
>Smash Mouth
top kek

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>>71617913
>Creed right smack in the middle

>>71611700
Fug

>>71617913
This is huh, wow

>tfw too intelidjent for all thrash except Voivod, Vektor, Watchtower and Coroner

>>71618155
>tfw too intelidjent for all thrash

so this... is the pinnacle... of metal (woah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SD8ftp4ntow

>>71618215
Good vintage meme

Well?
>>71611245

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>>71618215
>0:30

>>71617914
I really don't know why I bother anymore

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>>71617962
>the part where it's just kicks and bells

New thread
>>71618565

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>>71614943
the R I F F S of the ancients