/metal/

Is funk metal the least discussed subgenre here?

/metal/ is dead. You memers killed it. Every decent subgenre from metal has it's own general now, and hopefully it doesn't go down the same faith that /metal/ did.

>>71573543
Fuck off blackie scum

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This is now a BLACK METAL thread.

Falsies and glam-loving nu-males OUT!

>>71573573
What the fuck is The Somberlain

>>71573539
Rec me some funk metal apart from Primus

Gowintervektorsomnium - Terminal Time above the Weeping Magma

>>71573497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ooTXTo98cg

>>71573497
Glam??? It's gay...

First thing I do when I wake up is listen to Terminal Redux . Then I have breakfast, soybeans of course. After I eat I have my shower where I listen to Terminal Redux again. As a cleanser, I like to go for a run where I typically listen to a lighter album like Above the Weeping World or even The Congregation. When I get back it's lunch time and I'll listen to Terminal Redux while I mash my soybeans. While I eat I like to enjoy a nice documentary, specifically one about David DiSanto. Following that extended screen time I like to keep my mind sharp with some reading. So I'll read and interpret the lyrics to Terminal Redux, of course I have the album playing in the background so I'm 100% focused.
By now my day is going pretty good and I usually want to share it with somebody else. So I'll call up some friends to hang out. We like to play basketball, play tabletop RPGS and watch movies together but mostly we listen to Terminal Redux. After we all listen to the album together in our listening circle we head back to my place for dinner where I serve up a mean soybean. Just for the sake of ambiance, I'll play Terminal Redux in the background. Dinner conversation tends to be lively as we each share our favorite moments from Terminal Redux.

My friends go home after this and while it was fun, it's time to prepare for another big day tomorrow. I'm only human so pardon me if this is graphic but I do enjoy a bit of masturbation before I sleep. I'm not really adventurous, I masturbate to vanilla, lesbian sex and cuckolding but mostly just the cover art of Terminal Redux. Following that I clean myself up and unwind with a bit of music; Terminal Redux being my favorite. That's when I hop into the shower for a brief and relaxing warmth, I'm pretty clean by now I just want to ease up my muscles. Then it's time for bed. Being something of an audiophile I like to listen to music while I sleep. After I hit play to start up the song "Charging the Void" I drift to sleep.

How does everyone like the new Gorephilia? I forgot it was coming out so I'm just now hearing it.

Does anyone have any cute nicknames for instruments? It seems like they wanna do this but only did half of them and nothing very original. Vomit and battery.

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MASTER
OF
CLIMAAATE
CONTROOOOOOOOOL

>>71573855
Nice Terminal Redux rip off

I have a feeling that the new Leprous album will break this general even more than Terminal Redux did

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This is now a Painkiller thread. talk about and discuss the greatest metal album ever created.

>>71573911
It really doesn't have to.

>>71573911
No possible way.

I'd rate the new Gorephilia 4/5 on rym but I've rated too many metal albums in a row and I dont want to look like a manchild.

>>71573911
New Wintersun will be shitposted much more

>>71574013
Why the fuck would you care what a bunch of hipsters, poptimists and avant-teens think

>>71574035
If it was lower I would but its at a 3.36 so I think it's fine. I'll just assume that's a rhetorical question because I'm not answering.

>primordial/katatonia split

what the fug bros? how did I not know about this?

>>71573911
No way. Leprous gets memed a little but not much.

New Wintersun is the only album that could possibly reach the lofty shitpost heights of Terminal Redux, but even that's doubtful. Terminal Redux was a solid 'right place right time' affair. A fluke if you will.

So is Gorephilia's new album what Dark Descent is trying to shove down our throats now?

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>wintersun

>>71574084
>only 777 copies

>>71574136
>not liking Wintersun
>le cuck meme
Hello DMU

>>71574084
metal fans are more concerned with knowing as many bands as possible and flaunting their knowledge than actually exploring discographies in depth

>>71574179
>liking Wintersun
>le DMU meme
Hello cuck

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MY FACE IS COVERED WITH BLOOD
THERE'S NOTHING BUT PAIN

Symphonic Glam

Any good funeral doom / death doom that went a bit unnoticed both this year and last year? I liked the new Eye of Solitude, but not as much as Canto III.

>>71573911
Leprous is way too boring to meme

I love Italian death metal! Hour of Penance, Maze of Sothoth, the list could go on.

>>71574123
Relax, son. Dark Descent is a record label, right? Publicizing records is kind of what they do.

>>71574188
>liking DMU
>le cuck meme
Hello Wintersun

>>71574267
>not liking cucks
>le Wintersun meme
Hello DMU

>>71574228
So is Insomnium and it became a big meme here

>>71574216
Funeral doom is like post metal and shoegaze, a few amazing but a lot of mediocre clones

>>71574216
Doom metal always goes unnoticed here.

>leprous being discussed in a metal thread

I don't get it????????? How is this buttrock band with buttproge influences """"""""""metal""""""""""?

What the fuck is indie metal

>>71574292
Not nearly as big as Terminal Memedux though

>>71574305
More metal than glam

>>71574228
I personally find Insomnium much more boring than Leprous, and yet as this anon >>71574292 says, it was memed.

I also believe that any metal with Einar's style of vocal has some meme potential. Remember VOLA - Inmazes?

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how can you go from this

>>71574321
>Remember VOLA - Inmazes?
You mean that album that sounds like Djent version of Mew
It was memed as one of the few good Djent albums

>butt-

What do they mean by this

>>71574308
bedroom black/grind producers with one EP on Bandcamp

>>71573594
electric boys

>>71574333
Rightly so. Memes can be affectionate.

Why does everyone have a hard on for everything Dark Descent puts out? What's their secret guys?

>>71574308
http://www.indierecordings.no/artists/

>>71574336
It means 'basic', either literally or figuratively. The butt end of something is the lower and less useful end, e.g. the butt of a rifle or a cigarette.

>>71573497
>heterosexuality
>metal
where

>>71573957
It's not even the best JP album....

What the fuck is pizza thrash

>tfw can't get into hanging arse metal

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>>71574378

>>71574393
>hanging arse metal
what?

>>71574389
thrash that teenagers who wear denim jackets and drink lots of beer listen to

>>71574406
We DO NOT accomodate Wonking Metal/I am young and I BREAK things Metal/Winking Metal/Double Glazing Metal (aka Hanging Arse metal)/Death Metal/I make a MESS Metal/Heavy Metal/Dim Metal/Din Metal/Thrash Metal/Bone Metal/IAMRACKEDOFF Metal/Deaf Metal/Zonko Metal/From the planet Zarg Metal/I am a Lulu Metal/Petal Metal (girl singer)/I have big Army boots Metal/Camouflage metal (I have the jacket)/I am just learning metal/Set all the amp controls on FULL Metal/I am a superhero metal/Wannabee metal/Destroy the drum kit metal/Try all the gear out at 11+ because I have none of my own Metal/ bands....

BECAUSE:

WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW - GO AWAY

>>71574426
are you okay anon

>>71574407
So all of it

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>>71574325
to this?

>>71574208
This guy knows whats up

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wew lads

>>71574502
That looks like a meme album cover art if I ever saw one

>>71574502
>atmospheric black metal
discarded

>>71574510
>it's a regurgitate the word "meme" over and over concept album

I wish you retards had at least one tiny bit of self-awareness so you could step back and see just how fucking tired everything that you say is

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>>71574325
To this

>>71574548
The only thing that's regurgitated and tired is the shitty atmoshit record #578632367 that you posted.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7pqH3qDcYc

>>71574556
P2: This time it's personal

>>71574597
P3: Select Difficulty

>>71574556
>>71574597
>>71574614
don't

>>71574614
P4: We're So Fucked Shit Outta Luck

>>71574648
P5: MUH LIFESTYLE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wt_yoIoUgK0

>>71574664
P6: MUH DEATHSTYLE

>>71574743
P7: You'll Never Take My Soul

>>71574756
P8: Youll never take my nig

>>71574795
P9: The Unforgiven IV

>>71574216
these were pretty solid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbohuoXmKSk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLAjdWbSn1s

I demand a screencap showing the degree of samefag

>>71574812
P10: Vektor - Terminal Redux

>>71574883
P11: Fuck off faggot

>>71574952
P12: Jari's Sauna

P13: Dead Thread

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Childhood is worshipping Thrash
Adulthood is knowing that Glam Makes more Sense

>>71575382
Both are shit.

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Young asf bands that are good asf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jPdXoYVFiM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM2Kyj1rkkw

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LET FOOOOOORTH THE HATEFUL
THE MURDEROUS
LET THEIR MALIGNANT PRAYERS RESOOOOOOOUND

>>71573589
the somber lane in swenglish

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>>71575510
I know, right?
>pic related, its me

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>>71574839
Delivered

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>>71575706
>phoneposter

>>71575676
fuck I wanna know who this guy is i want to see more and more pics of this asshat

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>>71575568
Good album.

>>71575731
I dont think many people know who it is, everyone just saves it from that 1 numale poster

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What kind of metal is this ?

>>71575783
Prog

>>71575783
Really gay

>>71575916

>really gay
we're talking music here my man, not your dad's sexual status

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>>71575935
>Getting this salty

Keep it coming baby

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the only good sub genre of metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKtQpgXiYII

>>71575916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fScQo9jA9VI

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>Artist: Sodom

>>71575916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ox9zpLT1OtQ

I dare you fags to find an edgier name than Eyehategod

>>71576194
Rotting christ

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>>71576194
>anti-christian
>anti-religion
>edgy

>>71575783
buttprog

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Can someone recommend me some black metal?

>>71576665
Mgła
Batushka
Deafheaven
Liturgy
Ghost Bath
Krallice
Deathspell Omega

>>71576665
living colour

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>>71576747
>>71576744
thank you

>>71576665
Black Death

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thoughts on this? Listening now, pretty good so far but only on like the third track

nice spooky scary skeleton

Is Nomvdic and Nomadic the same band?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0pcO7AekZw

>>71573957
I don't know about best metal album, but it certainly is the most metal album ever created. Nu-Males can never understand Painkiller.

idk where to start with metal

>>71577191
what do you like?

>>71574136
I mean, it was a pretty funny meme anyways. I wonder how many men have felt trapped into something like that.

>>71577193
Cats , food and eating dicks

>>71577217
try sunbather

>>71575783
Overly popular

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>>71577217
Start with Glam and Visual kei

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>>71577217
Here have a chart just for you.

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>genre: glam metal

>>71577463
t. falsie

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>>71577463
he's confused Glam metal for deathmetal

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Thoughts?

>>71573957
I am okay with this

recomend me some good glam and heavy metal albums

top kek

http://www.deathmetal.org/article/lucky-charms-metal/#more-29140

>Gothenburg bands were merely hiding the most generic butt rock and heavy metal chugs behind New Wave of British Heavy Metal influenced guitar candy. This was pioneered in 1990 by Kreator on Coma of Souls. After turning Sodom into a second-rate speed metal band on Agent Orange, Frank Blackfire jumped shit to Kreator. Kreator was winding down their hyper aggressive random riff salads on Extreme Aggression before Blackfire was brought in to change their ship’s course completely. Kreator could hide all of their “Highway Star” tendencies behind marshmallow candy that idiots would be content to drink from the industrial runoff of the music industry. Coma of Souls was among the first boxes of Lucky Charms metal: repacked animal feed with added sugar for perpetual children.

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2016 Black/Thrash AOTY?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eThxnbB1NPU&t

>>71578103
>True metal is intolerant of stupidity. Glam rock encouraged stupidity.
Glamfags BTFO

>want to buy Master t-shirt
>all of them have some shitty words on the back
i guess i'll have to bootleg

If you hate all glam then you are a talentless heroin addict hack

it's so great. and yet you fags don't even mention it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQTED_-ec8s
metal, I am disappoint

>>71577463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caxCV9jov6g

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INSURRECTION
GOD'S ERECTION

>>71578793
Saved

wake me up

>>71577087
tiny bit overproduced but over all...good stuff

>>71579308
can't wake up

>>71579308
WAKE ME UP INSIDE

>>71573957
This album changed my opnion on JP completely. I thought they were shitty dad-rock pseudometal but Painkiller is legitimately the most metal album ever recorded

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post some REMOVE KEBAB metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqOkWTFmC6w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc0UcttnLA0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2HM71E-tyw

who likes Korn here

>>71580000
post kebab metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GtKpIc_mxM

Rec me bands like Arghoslent without lyrics that were written by an insufferable small dicked redneck neckbeard in their mom's trailer

>>71580154
Iron Maiden

fuck blackies and deathies, glam metal is the true metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgcMXSkvERk

>>71579777
before you go go

>>71580154
what a fucking nu-male

>>71580230
Edguy is buttpower not glam

i don't listen to thrash since two years ago but i want some good thrash today!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVX4tumzsn0

>>71580230
Thats fake glam, dont sully the name. Have some real glam
https://youtu.be/tMWvrE5udIk
https://youtu.be/n1sFCszjBoc
https://youtu.be/6j7E7pvLxmI

post crossover glam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUWLCqSAcwk

glam-kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrUoPJNIXpQ

>>71580333
Not quite my tempo

Is there a better metal song than this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9bf1_cLSU0

>>71580333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8WJBZxbFDI

>>71580523
>not Mammal Sauce

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Where do you stand? Personally, I think Hero was imperfect, but I have nothing but faith in them.

post stuff that will make you shit your pants, pussies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFI_oKo95S8
watch at your peril

pizza thrash chart WHEN

>>71580572
So it's agreed then? Mammal Sauce is the greatest song in metal?

>>71580607
Is Vektor pizza thrash?

>>71575783
Filler-core

What is the essential pizza death?
Or pizza doom?

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>>71575557
CODE ORANGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqXBQ2H1h3s

>>71580726
>tfw you will never achieve pizza death

You do know that pizza core is basically pop punk?

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>>71578862
I fucking love Therion. I listened to 4 of their albums back-to-back last night.

>>71576194
Dying Fetus

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Reminder that Fleshgod Apocalypse is literally spghetti metal

>>71580803
Fleshgod Apastalypse

>>71580760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBRB61Q0uqs
at some point they had all greatest scandinavian musicians in the band

>>71573497

glam is for faggots

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>>71581174
t. nu-male

>>71580726
see
>>71580801

>>71581195

triggered dragmetal queer

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>>71581253
t. nu-male

>>71581314

>wearing make-up and hairspray and eyeliner

lol faggot kys

Glam is for ______

>>71581428
>wearing make-up
Like your favourite blackie """""""artist""""""
>>71581445
alpha-males

>>71581445
not me

>>71581458

black metal is just as gay

want to try again?

>>71581445

drag queens

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>>71581445
super duper people with super taste

>>71581445
coke addicts and trannies

>>71581445
Nu-males

>>71581445
beings of a higher form

>>71581314
That is the mother of all neckbeards.

>>71581445
posing in the internet

>>71581445
People who think fapping to traps is not gay

>>71581474
Progelard? trash babbie? atmoshitter?

>>71581516
t.trapfapper

>>71581558

keep going

>>71581558
Powerturd?

>>71581445
weenies

Care to recommend me some metal please? I've really been enjoying it recently.

Here's a list of some bands to give you an idea of what i like:

Deftones
Isis
Capricorns
Russian Circles
Karnivool
Kyuss
O.S.I
Only Living Witness
Palms
Pelican
Tool

Thanks

>>71581674
unironically Gojira

best metal thread
10/10 okay to b gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONy9ttYU4AQ

Is there such a thing as noisedjent?

>>71581716
that's just normal djent

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>>71580607
now

>>71581591
i cant come up with any more funny names

>>71573594
infectious groove?
maybe suicidal tendencies

>>71581745
Keep ghoul away from this ;-;

It's great to see so many Absu fans on here

>>71581758
smyphonphilliac

fuck absu

>>71581793
That list was made for Ghoul.

>>71581716
Nemertines

>>71581745
remove toxic holocaust

>>71581674
Latitudes
The Mire
Mouth of the Architect

what's some good metal?

>>71581879
djent

>>71581745
is there supposed to be something wrong with the music in this chart?

>>71581870
>over-saturated ed repka cover art
>2 minute long songs about zombies or something
>not pizza thrash

>>71581879
Neoanderthal

>>71581879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKtQpgXiYII

>>71581745
all shit

>>71581876
>>71581681
Thanks. Are Neurosis worth checking out? They always seem to be recommended for fans of Isis

>>71581893
the people who listen to it are usually kinda stupid but whether the music is good or bad is anyone's judgement to make

>>71580417
holy shit. i thought the lead singer was japanese singing in english so i gave him the benefit of the doubt but then i saw he wasn't.

>>71581674
Leprous

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Caligari Records has put out some nice stuff recently.
https://caligarirecords.bandcamp.com/album/sokea-idiootti

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>>71581674
The Fucking Champs - III
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2LUgK36UOZg

Dystopia - Human = Garbage
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sn34tjvZ1-Y

>>71581879
Wintersun
Insomnium
Soilwork
Vektor
Machine Head
Crotchduster
Rise of the North Star
Zierler

>>71581745
Pizza thrash is nu-male repellent

Pizza black chart when

post covers
hard mode covers of non metal songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKzWZqG8YGQ

>>71581991
sounds like you need to grow up but ok

What is the X of Metal?

>>71582095
Liturgy

>>71582095
Static-X

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>I'll just keep regurgitating the words meme, cuck, and nu-male.. that will surely be hilarious.

Fuck! I remember when the metal generals used to be full of cool music, new bands and the occasional actually funny jokes. Now it's just a bunch of assclowns spewing memes like a character from a Louis Theroux documentary about Autism. You buttnuggets are spending all of your time and effort on trying to think of "clever" ways to shit out the same old tired memes and buzzwords.

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>>71581900

>>71582095
X Japan

>>71582136
t. nu-male

>>71582136
t. nu-male

>>71582136
unironically t. nu-male

>>71582006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JU5392rZoFc
>amorphis

>>71582136
t. falsie

>>71582139
now thats glam kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaEYkr5kdDI

>>71581968
Did you actually think that this was going to be funy when you were typing it out?
Why are you guys so intent on turning every metal general into a fat sack of tired, half-assed, zero-effort memes?

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>>71582251
>be me
>be 16
>get into glam metal
>stumble onto X Japan's jealousy album and get blown away by it
>X Japan been on constant listening rotation since

looking foward to there new album sometime this century

>>71582136
t. NEW MAIL

>>71582166
>>71582167
>>71582233
>>71582249
Do you even get anything out of this anymore? Do you even enjoy doing this? It's like you are just operating by rote at this point.

>>71582351
t. nu-male

>>71582351
t. nuevo masculino

>>71582363
actually made me giggle with that one

>>71582363
kek

>>71582136
>I remember when the metal generals used to be full of cool music
Stop pretending this place was good at some point

>>71582351
t. falsie

>>71582434
>>71582363
>>71582355
>>71582334
>>71582249
>>71582233
>>71582167
>>71582166
t. nu-male

>>71573957

https://youtu.be/b0SPda0PgNQ

where were u when a disabled boy sang better than rob halford

Hey everyone, I found a band that I think all of your will really like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b58J8hUNCI4

covers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JRC2LQIqTc

great cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qrtf43qANkE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dSNracKs4k

H A I R
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOvah-TNZWY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5lBiyTwcR4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrVUADWCrTA

>>71577665
no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq6-VPL7wl8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtREbcYjZaI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vItIuOHO1ok

https://youtu.be/6ho9T2RmMJ8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZXs5bNDRz4
i don't think i can find anything to top this

>>71582819
How about this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKR5g8tAmz4

>>71581745
remove D.R.I.
all the bands on that chart are reviving a genre that D.R.I. killed along with S.O.B

>>71582842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVPrjGw3qIw

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>watch live performance recap on youtube
>mfw see myself in the mosh pit
i wish i discovered black metal way earlier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kmybPy1Nqg

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>>71582897
>moshing to black metal
>all the No Mosh No Fun No Trends No Core kiddies lose their shit but are too afraid to approach you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca9GwAVDcq8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL2Hq4edGzU

>>71582493
is no one fucjing watching this???? its literallt god tier

>>71581745
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9bf1_cLSU0
is there term for album covers like this? They're painfully silly

P14: Nu male

Does /metal/ like gothic metal
>inb4 it shrinks your testicles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EllNlYIxaoo

I am the guy responsible for dmshareguy's spergout, AMA

>>71582262
It's funny because some of these bands are actually good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrX2DHysKOg

>>71583040
ignore that link oops

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1UcCdTG_gw

>>71583077
I like Paradise Lost

>>71583077
what is gothic metal ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_ny-ghcSpw

Best cover.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNvRMBqqvrs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm3DzHOmSDs

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>Children Of Bodom and Arch Enemy fans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X49s1ZgVRzk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hd8VBT1il0

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>Melodic """"""""""""death metal"""""""""""""

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>>71583040
most of them are either done by an artist named Ed Repka or just make attempts at copying his style

Great song from a great band, keep the spirit of metal alive \m/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD_DeNmFdAw

>>71583534
>DMU shitter shitposts again

>'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''melodic'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' or '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''symphonic'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' anything
>metal

choose one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XknSZNYTkkQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk_nWhPPKzQ

This is so fucking heavy, fuck gay shit like Justin Bieber and Black Veil Brides listen to real metal like this \m/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLzwW_4gs_0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7M2NTwfO_w4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2L28dLudXqc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8h0DMAvcuN0

New thread faggots >>71583718

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guDkCgSQuTs

This thread is all the proof I need to see that melodeath is a literal meme genre, fuck off with your br00tal radio rock bands

>>71583774
BUT MUH NIGHTWISH

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Is there anything more metal than a bulldozer?

>>71583774
>Autist screaming about how good *insert mid to late 90's gothenburg album here* intensifies

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>>71580731

>>71581674
Melvins

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>>71573594
This is pretty good

>>71581745
rad

>>71581896
nah pham remove em
>>71582872
wew lad, but yeah that's crossover so remove em
>>71583614
ed hit rock bottom

>>71583888
Literally autistic
Try smoking up when you listen to the jester race. Best way to enjoy that shit.