/metal/

Where do you people even find all this cuck shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOOWE2A0FVA

>>71583718
>le cuck maymays
Classic DMU shitter

>>71583754
Takes one to know one

So has there even been 1 good metal album this year yet

better than original
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_9kuHhh3jQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6YqCTOBZdk
\m/

reminder that D.R.I. ruined Thrash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mE2jmZq-eck

What were they thinking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JU5392rZoFc

Fuck Asking Alexandria and Escape The Fate, listen to real metal instead \m/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N7cInXR0hA

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remember when metal was great ?

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https://youtu.be/b0SPda0PgNQ

FIRST FOR EPIC SPEED METAL

>>71583796
RE

>>71583847
>Disarmonia Mundi
>feat Björn "Speed" Strid

AMON AMARTH BTFO
THEY AIN'T COMING BACK FROM THIS ONE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7p9xZ74qPU

Name a better metal singer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WAwU4uduCE

>>71583885
what the fuck

Based glammers going after the most fertile women. Meanwhile blackies like varg get 40 year old autties
https://youtu.be/fos6a6qGp0w
https://youtu.be/ODKqgZZJsJA
https://youtu.be/qDficqMmG84

>>71583892
SPEK

Everything I don't like is speed metal

>>71583885
is this the same kid from the iggy pop meme in thos cringe threads

>>71583826
hey play other people's music better than their own

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What's the best DT album and why is it pic related?

top albums of 2017 so far?

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>>71583924
*blocks your path*

>>71583948
wys
>>71583885

>>71583966
>anything with Anders
>best
lol

>>71583885
WHY DOES NO ONE ASIDE FROM 2 OR 3 PEOPLE WATCH THIS WHEN I POST IT

Post true death metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXmPQx3uf64

>>71583966
none it all sucks

Remember when DT did techno?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpvgHoUDHuA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F3IN0yAlN0

>>71584014
kys

>>71583934
WOK

ESSENTIAL LISTENING:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZXs5bNDRz4

>>71584021
Melodeath is a good genre they said
You literally can't make this shit up.

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Insomnium - Above the Weeping World

>>71583927
wow that is a really early dokken clip there

https://youtu.be/b0SPda0PgNQ

why is this album so shit

>>71584052
The more keyboards the better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jmj_ochRjk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHZ7FLxchQ0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vs5727QFhtw

>>71583993
>tfw the best song on the album is Shadow Duet but only because half the song isn't sung by the dying chicken Anders

Besides glam, is there any more testosterone filled genre than melodeath?
>muh necro
>muh brutality
Yeah sure thing Cleetus, keep regaling us all about how hardcore you are for playing palm muted power chords and tremelo picking minor arpeggios while an autist bangs on a tin can at 300 bpm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mebSi4PDC34

>>71583993
That's why best IF releasesd are Lunar Strain and Subterranean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs9W4uk2FeU
JUST

In Memes

Lunar Kek
Subhuman
The Memester Race
Whore Uncle
Colon
Gayman
Reroute to Rememe
Soundtrack to Your Ass Rape
Cum Rarity
A Sense of Ruse
Sounds of an Anon Shitposting
Semen Charms
Kekkles

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I finally found a girl
I think she is pretty cool
And when I see her
I love to eat pussy
Lick her clean finish
I fucking love it
She hates me and I can see
Girls that never ever call
I don't fucking care
What's fucking bitch

WE ARE
WE ARE
WE ARE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvWJIPh0J6U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faM8aZb7fd8
FUCK

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>>71584126
"TRASH" - Mikael Stanne 1994

THIS IS THE FINAL RESISTANCE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjdHgy3eZ6c
MY

FOCAL DEGREDATION BRING THE CHAOS INTO LIGHT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4O5sdS9wVyo

COME OUT AND PLAY...
WAIT FOR IT...
UHH!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oTEus3piWs
SHIT

proge > melodeath >>> djent >groove metal > pizza thrash >>>>> nu-metal > metalcore >>>>>> deathcore

>Bestiality beckons - The anger set free

What did he mean by this. Does Mikael fuck animals?

Post essential pedocore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2EY6urC4tg

Genre descriptors power rankings:

Acceptable tier
>xth-wave
>any genre fusion (metal genres only)

Pushing it tier
>Old school/___ revival
>-core

Pretentious tier
>progressive
>post-
>symphonic
>avant
>any other nonmetal tag

Useless faggotry
>atmospheric
>melodic

>>71583718
Who is this boner condoner?

Is there any metal out there made by furries?

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>>71583718

>>71584284
Forgot "brutal" and "technical" under 2nd tier

>>71584281
>Soil the Stillborn
more like Soil the Strid Bjorn

>>71584298
Powerwolf

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>Yeah I like metal
>Incantation, Slayer, Immortal, Blasphemy, Immolation, Arghoslent, Absurd the list goes on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umeM2CcWB6k
UP

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>>71584298

Is Mikael Stanne the most intellidjent lyricist in metal. I mean the sheer wordcraft this man wields is astounding

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>>71584284
move -core to useless faggotry and you're onto something

>>71584322
Wew what the hell is this

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>>71584307
Jesus Christ how are melodeathfags ever supposed to recover from this?

Wow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFMYHEczWmY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=It4aMV6u5nw
SENPAI

>>71584338
He's pretty good without being too pretentious or going full emo like Insomnium dude

Is this the peak of /metal/ memes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZhyP_71gJw

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>melofag goes nuclear and starts crying like a little bitch because nobody liked that shit
>melodeath gets meme'd into the ground

>>71584433
that one guy looks like the drummer from nirvana

>>71584455
It's actually the same guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_1_HWxYOTQ
>feat Philip Anselmo

>>71584321
what the fuck is wrong with incantation and slayer

>>71584467
I don't understand

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DAMNED IN HELL TONIGHT I'LL FIGHT

>>71584479
It's nazi music, if you listen to D.R.I., Discharge and S.O.B you might realize it

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>>71584479
>Slayer

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>>71583885
I literally couldn't watch this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9ekv3aRcmg
>W/Philip Anselmo

>Paradise Lost, the greatest doom metal band of all time gets memed into oblivion by /metal/
>Vektor, the greatest thrash metal band of all time gets memed into oblivion by /metal/
>Mgla, the greatest black metal band of all time gets memed into oblivion by /metal/
>Melodeath gets memed into oblivion by /metal/
Gee I wonder what this says about the genre as a whole.

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>when someone spells Dark Tranquillity with one L

>>71584507
can you show me any nazi promotion in incantation
>inb4 craig pillard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ma7DmgtEgNs
>Ft Phil Anselmo

List of bands undiscussable on /metal/

>Sodom
>Vektor
>Paradise Lost
>Opeth
>Dream Theater
>Gorguts
>Enslaved
>Batyushka
>Mgla
>Myrkur
>Any metal with a pre-fix of post
>Any metal with a suffix of gaze
>Anything atmospheric
>Gojira
>Decapitated
>Artillery
>Devin Townsend
>Necrophagist
>Wintersun
>Fear Factory
>Deathspell Omega
>Necromantia
>Burzum
>Spawn Of Possession
>Soilwork and any band who's featured Bjorn "Speed" Strid
>Sonic Syndicate
>Butcher Babies
>Pantera
>Ghost
>Any nu-metal
>Any djent
>Any sludge at this point
>Slam
>War metal
>Metallica
>Mastodon
>Slayer
>Death
>Ulcerate
>Insomnium

I’d just like to thank the true supporters of the funderground for being unwilling to put in the effort (and/or lacking the ability) to differentiate between shit and quality music, as well as funneling their money, attention, and praise toward useless idiots, egomaniacs, has-beens, shills and scam artists so they can keep up the horrible farce that has been the state of metal music for many years. Please keep supporting wannabe rock stars, hipster douchebags, egregious masturbators, corporate shitheads and your stupid friends so anyone who wants to hear some quality heavy metal has to wade through a nearly limitless sea of excrement, soullessness, and pre-chewed candy corn to find something remotely interesting. I know you need something to distract you as you while away your meaningless lives, and I’m so very glad you’ve chosen heavy metal to be your host.

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>>71584585
>Semenslaved

>>71583868
looks like a bald manlet got stuck in foreskin

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>band is so boring they call themselves Dark Tranquillity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hf132ENHmKw
>& Phil Anselmo

>>71584585
>Sodom

>>71584513
>Show no mercy
>Hell awaits
>fucking sucked

lmao
>>71584587

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>>71584585
nice

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>listening to Dark Transexuality

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yx_m39zfC0
>Phil Anselmo &

>>71584676
why does he only wear Blasphemy shirts?

>>71583868
I've always thought that it's just photo of a frown taken upside down

>>71583868
OH WAH AH AH AH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFMYHEczWmY
>( with Phil Anselmo)

>>71584733
Already posted
>>71584373

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TP0GgGhPv-8
>feat. Phillip H. Anselmo

>>71584743
but it wasn't ( with Phil Anselmo)

>>71584710
looks like apocalyptic raids to me man

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>me when listening to Meshuggah

where does one start with Toxic Holocaust?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCUbzOIWCxY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNxB4vsvAMU
>w/ Phil Anselmo

>>71584776
>listening to pizza thrash
Don't

>>71584776
Blasphemy - Fallen Angel of Doom

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>>71584775
metalkino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7Jf-S0vMFY
>AND PHIL ANSELMO

Is Havok pizza thrash?

>>71583966
Thats an odd way to post a blaze in the northern sky

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>doom metal is so boring there are bands called Sleep and Slumber

>>71584845
>not Terria

>>71584687
what did he mean by this

>>71584585
why are they ? Seriously asking

>>71584536
>Vektor, the greatest thrash metal band of all time
I fucking love them but they're far from being the greatest Thrash band

>Cotoner - Mental Vortex
>Vektor - Cosmic Cortex

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Cucksphemy - Fallen Cuckold of Doom

Is Pizzaface the ultimate pizza thrash?
https://vimeo.com/11748603

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>pizza thrash
Why am I laughing at this so much

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrGF2ozCRJW39jbwW5uPagg/videos
WEABOO NATION, WHAT THE FUCK'S GOIN ON

One pizza thrash album a day keeps the blackie away

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>>71584931
That chart spelt numale repellent wrong

>>71584866
>being a brainlet
>being ADHD

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>>71584585
>He said sodom!!!

>>71584990
Stop bying my T-shirts

>>71584841
they're just plain neo-thrash

>>71584931
>Condition Critical
>a band playing thrash Demolition Hammer-style
>pizza thrash

Bonded by Blood (the band) would fit better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD9VQfRvUSk

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Where do you stand on Bölzer?
I have nothing but faith in them despite Hero being flawed.

>>71584990
>*blocks your path*

>>71585066
buttmetal

>>71585059
>band is from New Jersey
>not pizza thrash

what is the most metal food and drink?

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Why are pizza thrash shows so much fun?

>>71585113
steak and beer

>>71585113
pizza and beer

>>71585113
cum

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Are his newer albums worth listening to?

>>71584990
where to cop this?

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*blocks your path*

>>71585221
HUH

>>71585257
WOW

>>71585150
Rare steak and whiskey

>>71584866

I find the older I am, the less I can stomach doom metal. It's really just atmoshit only with power chords. Even bands I used to really enjoy like Tyranny - now I realize they are little more than glorified bwoomcore.

As for classics like Candlemass, it's mostly just stuff people say they enjoy because they're afraid somebody will call them a homo. Which is, ironically, very homo behavior. Double homo because doom metal is involved.

>>71584776

DRI and Razor.

>>71584733
>>71584745
>>71584785

Scary shit. You just know one of these days you're gonna be spring cleaning and find and old tape with your mom and him on it.

It can happen to any of us.

>>71584607

It's really easy to tell if something is gonna be good by the cover art. Don't make a mountain out of a mole hill.

>>71584520

This is my favorite fucking song, this is even worse than the mom tape. Jesus christ. Stop posting dude, I don't need to know about this.

>>71584567

Jack Owen. He probably played in Incantation at some point because everybody else did. I'm pretty sure I was in Incantation for a while.

>>71584281

I wonder how after effects programmers feel about having enabled the creation of this. There's like 10 dudes working on AE, nobody in adobe gives them any funding and the vast majority of content created with it is COD frag compilations and lyric videos for shitty metal distros. And you take a wild guess if they ever paid for the CC license.

>>71584122

leave the hall homo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Y9UFlkwH30

>>71584021

Sometimes I wonder who the people doing remixes for pseudo-enlightened "open minded" bro metal bands are. Friends of the band most likely. Nothing more obnoxious than a band member "getting into electronic stuff lately" and employing randoms to enable his newfound epiphany.

>>71584013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYjkU52Ij8s

>>71585221
I GOT
NO MORE
GOD DAMN
REGRETS

>>71585369
TLDR

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>>71585369

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Should I see Sabaton next month? Usually not a big power metal fan, but they seem fucking awesome.

>>71585369
Based autism poster

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Anyone know any albums like this gem?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTAYLA6hIis

also >tfw no cancer-stricken doom metal gf

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>>71584866
lmao

>>71585654
Vektor - Terminal Redux

>>71585654
>cancer-stricken doom metal gf
What does that have to do with your pic?

>>71585654

dragon age soundtrack or something i dunno man

>>71585468
yes, very fun live shows

>>71583948
Everything I like is speed metal

>>71585369
holy autism

is it really metal if chicks play it?

note: jo bench is a honorary dude

>>71583817
'splain nigga

>>71585779
Girls should be banned from metal altogether desu

>>71585798
proto pizza-thrash

>>71583754
it's their fetish, so obviously they have massive collections saved away

>>71585113
Smoked Salmon.

Water.

where the $lamz at

>>71585697

Look up Aleah Stanbridge. She is the vocalist of this album and did some work with Swallow the Sun and a few other bands. She recorded really ghostly vocal for this album and then died of cancer. Pretty sad desu

>>71584796
wew lad

>>71585814
wew

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Did we like it?

>>71585135
beers

weebslam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvWjwYQswqY

>>71585169
ironically this
>>71585150
unironically this

>>71585859
>She recorded really ghostly vocal for this album and then died of cancer.

Gee, I wonder why.

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it's not real death metal if your instruments aren't made out of parts of your victims

>>71585100
wew pham

>>71585859
>Swallow the Sun
No wonder she got cancer

Ok, we done making fun of the lady for getting cancer?

I feel like a total turd now.

>>71583868
What IS this a picture of?

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black thrash revival when
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAnEtxs7ljk

>>71586064
We're all going to die horrible deaths anyway, might as well make fun of others before it's our turn. Looking at you preacher

>>71586134
tuff grungy dude is angry

>>71586145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJvTodICIVU

: ^ )

>>71586145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEnCmmaH3ac

>>71586203
Is there metal for this line of thinking?

>>71584513
So edgy

>>71586238

lol what is that snare

>>71586247
still less edgy than Slayer

>>71585859
>Swallow the Cum

>>71586246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6397BdJHNRA

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>>71586145
>bought a sick Aura Noir shirt from Trevor of TBDM last night

>>71583718
Is this a tv show?

>>71586334
Yes a Swedish one

>>71586334
It's a clip of your average melodeathfag talking with his wife

>>71584321
You only named two bad bands.

>>71586439
>wife
>listens to melodeath
pick one

>>71586203

Ok, so she was in a lamestreamer wackencore band for wacky video game bros. Probably wasn't the worst person in the world. She got involved with the normie metal crowd, probably was a little bit dim herself, who knows. But come on. It's not like she got AIDS or something, where would she get AIDS from? She was probably a sweet gal. Not really my type but I wouldn't wish cancer on her.

>>71586208
what the fuck is this

>>71586238
damn passed over these guys for a while thanks man

>>71584990
Pizza thrash is numale thrash.

>>71586489
Who?

>>71586489
I didn't wish cancer on her, I just laughed at her situation.

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>>71586322
what is it look like

>>71586501
Prog thrash is. Pizza thrash is just for people with low iqs

>>71586519
Aleah Stanbridge. She will be sorely missed.

>>71586533

It's not really funny though, how would you feel in her place? This is not a funny death like anal cunt seth, the dude from windir, chuck schuldiner or when of those russian/ukranian satanic junkies does something stupid and the dude on nwn with the skull gives you his biography and brags about it like he did it himself.

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Okay. Which one of you autists did this?

>>71586723
>how would you feel in her place?
If I was in her place I wouldn't browse /metal/, and even if I did I wouldn't care about what anonymous fags think of me. Stop whiteknighting dead girls faggot

>>71586728
that comic is old as shit lol

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>>71586546
Says sons of hades on the back

>>71586746

i don't know dude, you seem like an asshole

>>71586723
dude you're not getting any ghost pussy, might as well give up

>>71586751
>writing on the back
I thought this was a meme

>>71586769
Yeah man, laughing at people that will literally never read these posts is such a terrible thing to do. How will I be able to live with myself?

>>71586751
that's a nice fuckin shirt
take good care of it

>>71586842
Yeah I think I'm going to only wear it to shows.
I also picked up a Dethroned shirt from him which will probably be a show-only shirt too.

>>71586826

I'm just saying people would like you more if you were a bit nicer.

>>71586871
People love my banter though, I have a very nice doom metal gf and she doesn't have cancer to boot

>>71583718
this gave me a crazy hardon

>>71586728
instagram metal pages are the fucking worst

>>71586867
lucky guy have fun

>>71586867
>>71586751

yeah it's a really cool shirt dude

i bet all your friends on shows will love it, it's a really nice one

it's really cool how we have our own industry in the underground and how we can support bands by buying merchandise, it's like our own little circle you know, we don't need anyone else!

total support man you're a TRUE FAN

>>71586918

ok dude, it's just not a cool thing to say, you know. I get that you are joking but some people don't like that kind of humor

>>71586939

lol me too

shes got mondo tits

>>71586715

prog thrash is for ponytail dweebs who play ibanez. They're not always nu males though, oddly enough. Pizza thrash has a big ironic nu male following, if pizza trash is still even a thing.

>>71585899

album of the year so far, fags will meme it once they discover it. Give it a bit more time.

>>71585190

I don't know, I haven't listened to them yet. Are they good?

>>71585066

faggots.

>>71584904

dude that's not funny at all, don't be a homo. Delete this post, come on

>>71587045
nice meltdown

>>71587045
you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded

>>71587045
>some people don't like that kind of humor
And? What are they going to do? Make a petition to stop me from making shitty jokes on a shitposting general on a shitty board on 4chan?

>>71587045
why are you so triggered over someone's tshirt faggot?

>>71587116

I'm just telling you to consider decorum when talking to people. You strike me as as a very spry person and that's commendable, little bit of dark humor never hurt anyone. Some people don't understand it that way though. I know it's unfortunate, but consider their feelings when addressing them. Otherwise you will be misunderstood.

>>71587149
>I'm just telling you to consider decorum when talking to people.
You're in the wrong website

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fucking competent troll at work here

>>71587168

I'm just saying man, I'm just saying. We joke around and poke fun at things here, but it's often very different in real life.

And I'm sorry for calling you an asshole, that was out of line. You know how it is, sometimes you just have a bad day and it's like everyone seems like a bad person. I hope we're cool.

>>71587207
No problem nu-male

>>71587045
I have never understood what liking something 'ironically' requires. I know what irony is, just never understood why people can get into things they dislike. I was at a stage where i found anal cunt very interesting and found seth a very funny person, but thought their music was poorly made. Is that liking something ironically?

>>71587207
you're a good person, keep being good please.

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>>71587207
>Mfw i realise someone else on the board isnt underage

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>he says he's a "serious" metalhead
>he doesn't even have his own review site

>>71584307
See, this further proves that coalburners are just mad at their fathers and white men.

>>71587207
then you know what you said to shirt anon came off as facetious and mocking?

>>71587207
Good anon
Peace

>>71587235
>Is that liking something ironically?
Last year when travelling across Germany in a bus we got drunk a lot listening to Schlager and Volksmusik (which is German singalong drunkaholic pop music) and initially I thought that that was having a good time "ironically", because it's "ironic" that you have a good time listening to music you usually dislike because you are drunk. So I told someone that we listened to this music "ironically" and he said I sounded like a fag.

I don't know

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i fucked up

>>71587378
We all did

>first half of thread is relentless shitposting
>second half is anon getting mad over cancer joke

>>71587318
Allinall just sounds like a buzzword used by nu-males and people in this board.

>>71587235

No, that's not it. Maybe you're too pure hearted to understand this faggotry. Some fags get lost in self-referential humor and liken their life to some sort of stand up show. They think somebody is paying attention. Who'd guess that a cool, stylish, intelligent dude like myself would be into something so caveman like thrash metal? But hey, I'll surprise you now and then, don't assume you've figured me out. I've got a bit of a brash side - but before your simple brain veers off those rails and assumes I'm some dumb metalhead, I'll remind you that I'm not *really* into this. Honestly, I'm only into it for laughs because frankly, it's all a bit below me, you know? *flicks a zippo open and lights a marlboro*

>>71587250

Hey man, I try, you know? I try. It's not always easy and I slip up sometimes, I just do my best to own up to my mistakes and do better next time.

>>71587285

Hey, I didn't mean it like that, what gives man? I just think it's a cool t-shirt, who wouldn't?! I wear metal t shirts myself, it's part of our culture dude. It's like our thing. You see a brother in the street and you nod to each other - you may be strangers but you both get it. And then out there, during shows, you can just feel the energy in the air. Stomping those fists and banging those heads, thrashing to that sound, faces melting down. all together in that moment, it's fucking great man. Wouldn't trade this life for anything!!!!!

>>71587318

You do sound just a tiny little bit like a faggot to be honest.

>>71587415
why don't you stop sperging out over a t-shirt

>>71587415
So liking something ironically is like a guilty pleasure you tell everyone about but deep down you dont even like?

>>71587415
maybe you are being sincere

>>71587462
No. Liking something ironically literally just means liking something because it's bad.

Hey /metal/, I'm new to the genre, explored the essentials chart a bit and was wondering if y'all could give me some recs.
I like these releases especially:
Filosofem
The Mantle
Sunbather
Exercises in Futility
Welcome to Sky Valley (absolutely love this)
hvis lyset tar oss
Meliora
By Inheritance

>>71587526
if this isn't bait listen to the classic heavy metal and thrash metal bands

>>71587499
new thread boys

>>71587543
>if this isn't bait
That's where you're wrong buddy

>>71587550
Too early, commit suicide

>>71587526
stop using ebonics
>>71587550
you're retarded

>>71587550
way too early senpai

>>71587592
>>71587585
fellas you dont understand, this is A SPECIAL edition thread

>>71587462

Man, that may not be a bad way of putting it.

Bottom line is, I'd say there's a difference between a guilty pleasure and an ironic pleasure. Guilty pleasure is something silly that you otherwise wouldn't enjoy, but you acknowledge it's not all that bad for what it is, even if it's definitely not your thing.

An ironic pleasure is something that you may not even like, or maybe you like it, but maybe you don't - wow, aren't you a bit of a mystery, huh? It's what happens when you get the impression anybody in the whole wide worlds gives a faintest fuck about what you like and you desperately pounce on that belief hoping to turn it into a personality accessory to add to that special snowflake mystique that is you.

Sometimes guilty pleasures and ironic pleasures overlap. Just look at necroheads rediscovering glam. It's a genuine guilty pleasure for them, but it both clashes and doesn't clash with their persona. On one hand, you can't be into fucking moyencore vacuum cleaners and like glam, but on the other, it's increasingly common. There's a sort of a bullheaded I-don't-give-a-fuck pride associated with a dude who can admit to liking glam and that attitude has become trendy lately. So you tread that territory lightly - on one hand, you want to be that bullheaded guy. It's cool. Besides, it's a 80's thing, glam. '80s are cool. '70s are cool. Old things are cool. You RIP'd David Bowie and George Michael in their nwn RIP threads. It's good stuff, it's what your old folks liked. You had a tape when you were a kid. Motley Crue is similar, it's old stuff. Real stuff. On the other hand, you still want to draw a line and make sure everybody knows you're not *really* into glam, you're still a necrohead. It can get a bit tricky in your head and little do you know you're just a homo.

>>71587663
>That video
What the fuck man, how do you even find that shit?

>>71583754
It's not even realistic. How can such a little beta get such a thick wife with cow tits?

>>71587723
Are you mocking GoingSenileNow users?

>>71587731
i know a guy whos ""friends"" with him, keep an eye on /mu/ over the next few months ill be dropping more of his sick tunes

>>71587526
>By Inheritance
Unexpected, but cool pick.

A few recs yer way, some of my all time favs
>Cathedral - Forest of Equilibrium
>Sepultura - Beneath the Remains
>Ancient - Trolltaar
>Mercyful Fate - Melissa
>Carnage - Dark Recollections

>>71588632
Silencer, forgotton tomb, exiled from light

I need some doom recs. A few nights ago some anon recommended candlemass and cathedral. They sounded good but too gothic for my taste. I need more stoner, less black. More like Electric Wizard, Kyuss, Sleep, Om, etc.

>>71583718
Holy shit, they're self aware.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWjnAQYgdUs

is there a USPM chart out there?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwhvFLHIlBs

>>71583754
Mainstream American television

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damn numales they ruined metal

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>>71589744
Yob, Pallbearer, Kongh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEFZiG_kNLQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFH4ZlDLJME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSe4c8TOvN4
You might already know them, I'm pretty sure they've all been the doom FOTM on /mu/ at one point, Yob's 2014 especially (but their older stuff is definitely worth checking out as well).

>>71592547
Okay I posted Kongh's link twice but you get the point, and everyone's heard of Pallbearer anyway because they're the Mastodon of doom

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>>71592547
I've definitely listened to Yob And Pallbearer before, but thank you for reminding me they exist. That Kongh video isn't available in my country, I'll see if I can find an alternative link.

Oh also you reminded me that Old Man Gloom is a band I haven't listened to in years. Thanks anon you're a cool dude.

>>71589744
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_MWpcL4Y2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_klwCLnpLdU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwlB_NX9npM

wew why was the new thread deleted

>>71592783
too many nu-males

Is instrumental (instrumetal?) still a thing?

Being Opeth fan must be terrible

>too soft for metalheads
>too formulaic for prog fans
>too mainstream for hipsters
>too heavy for normalfags
>a lot of people felt they sold out when they stopped being metal and started playing mediocre prog

>>71593023
i was in that thread too

>>71592783
The amon amarth skyrim posters

melocuck

Cucksphemy - Fallen Cuck of Doom

>>71593023
No, cus if you're not autistic, you won't give a shit about what other people think about your taste in music.

>>71586203
my death will be peaceful and painless

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What does /metal/ think about Joel Grind?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-3liHqANyg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKGemFNpgg8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ugIeUzUSAY

>>71584127
constantly drunk

racist as fuck

probably back on the drop

...Phil's the best

>>71593011
Try these. Toundra in particular is my favourite. I think II is their best album but my favourite track of theirs is Black Sky off III.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JzEzhiwxz8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6kftVrEv-I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFzAd4PNCaY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdqRK7D3Qvc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpmvj5bgY_g

>>71593252
he's not racist

>>71593252
i.e. a retard

>>71593296
>>71593273
two really wrong dumb posts in a row
>>71593283
oh shit wait 3

>>71593347
oh damn, 4 now

>>71593347
>wrong dumb posts
look at this motherfucker, do you think he still has some brain cells left?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPq9BZkebrQ

>>71593450
it couldn't have a brain because if he had one he wouldn't had givenb up on GLAM

>>71593247
poses HARD

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What are some good instrumental metal bands/albums, or at least some shit where the vocals are more subtle and don't drive the song?
It's so hard to find vocalists that I like that I've given up on the prospect and have been indulging myself on instrumentals of everything I can get my hands on. Nadja's something of a blessing to me, it hits a lot of my sweet spots even besides the lesser focus on vocals, from keeping melody in intensity to the soft points it has.

hi all!

rec me some stuff like this

https://devilmaster.bandcamp.com/releases
https://blackmagickss.bandcamp.com/track/darklord

Anyone remember Mister Sister Fister ?

>>71593939
Sigh

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Best thrash album of all time.

>>71593996
not even close now kys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3npl36GWeg
discuss

>>71594301
bad even for thrash

What happened to the new thread?

modern day tv in pure trash fucking c uck jokes on tv

makes me puke

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>>71594044
Oops sorry, wrong pic :^)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-yE036UiFk

mfw Xibalba

>>71594596
>>71594596
>>71594596

>>71585369

why though man