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/metal/ general
cleansing of the plebs edition
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>genre: melodic death metal
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HQIvwXENx0
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Why do we hate melodath again?
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>>71542922
americucks were a mistake
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>>71542922
Those subs are fake, right?
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Is he right?
>>71542371

>>71542922
lmao where do you autists find this shit?
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>you will never see eluveitie with anna
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>>71542977
no, it's a real show. look up "you're the worst".
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>>71542885
>plebs
>posts Overkill
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>>71543011
Who even watches shit like that?
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>>71543033
no one, fxx is a shitty expanded cable channel that mostly shows simpsons reruns
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>>71543033
melodeath fans
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>>71542977
it's real, try reading their lips
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Stop hating melodeath
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djent edition when
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is the melodeath autist from the last thread still around? or did he rage quit after that meltdown last night?
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What did they mean by this
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>>71543126
>>71543150
I see DMU drones from last thread are still around
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>he doesn't listen to thinking man's melodic death metal
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WE WILL WALK
ALL OVER YOU
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>>71543182
>>71543200
t. falsie
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stop making fun of melodeath this shit isn't fun anymore
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Why are melofags incapable of ignoring shitposts and just talking about their music with other fans? instead they have to throw a fit and cry "DMU neckbeard" every time someone says something negative about it
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HORROW SHOW TIME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufv8GIvnCY0
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fuck melodeath and fuck nu-males
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Kalmah is the only good melodeath band. Prove me wrong.
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Why do all melodeath covers look so ugly?
They always have this washed out tacky look, I don't have anything against the music but get some better art please.
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>>71543226
t. low IQ blackie
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>>71542956
because it's just glorified metalcore for people who don't want to say they like metalcore
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slam
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Tbh I didn't even think there were people who still listened to melodeath in this day and age.
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>>71543266
t. nu-male
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>>71543242
That doesn't apply to them, there are many fanbases that hate when people insult their taste with no argument

>>71543256
Great post

>>71543258
>hipster CoB
>good
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>>71543260
Yeah because Cannibal Corpse and Morbid Angel have beautiful covers amirite
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>>71543300
Great post
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djent
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>>71543267
>glorified metalcore
but it existred before metalcore retard
Do you just call everything you don't like metalcore

>>71543282
It's not as popular as it used to be, but bands like Insonmnium and Be'lakor still put out good albums
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why there are a lots of /(putgenre)metal/ generals in /mu/? is /metal/ in civil war?
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You guys really think hipsters and nu-males would listen to melodeath?
The new Persefone album just reached #1 on RYM and it got instantly massively downrated by them
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>>71543321
altars of madness has a really good cover
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>>71543267
>glorified metalcore
If you can't tell the difference between Metalcore and Melodeath, your opinion is as worthless as your ears
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>>71543367
do you really have to ask? this general has been shit for 2 years and the nu-male meme was the nail in the coffin
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>>71543367
no, it's just that the funniest person on this website had some spare time
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>>71543379
Dan Seagrave makes top tier album covers
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So the only argumets prople have against melodeath are

>it's accessible
There is nothing wrong with that, you can't expect people to get intometal through Gorguts or Immolation
>it's not death metal/it's pop music with harsh vocals
Only semi-valid complaint, but just because it focuses more on being memorable doesn't make it bad
>it inspired shit music
You can't fault bands for that

Like seriously, djent and deathcore are much worse genres with much fewer good abnds and they don't get nearly as much hate here.
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>>71543379
>>>/deathmetal/
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Let's talk about this new album. I liked it a lot. What did you guys think about it?
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Ed Repka used to make cool covers now every shitter Thrash band has his art
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Death to the False
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIYKxKEXwhA
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>>71543475
it's a meme nowadays
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>>71543475
>>71543497
you got a problem?
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>2017
>melodeath fans still exist

unbelievable
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blackies and melodeathies are both shit, glam+power metal is the way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibt_dzMRHW0
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>>71543505
I quite like his old stuff, it had a nice Troma-like flavour but he stopped giving a shit and now he just rolls in the money every third-rate pizza thrash band gave him.
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So what's wrong with adding a bit of glam into metal why would anyone want to be that greasy looking guy in t-shirt and jeans.
Black metal gets it it's just a shame the music is all riffs no melody
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>>71543545
>black metal
>no melody

how musically ignorant are you? that's objectively untrue
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>>71543300
If by hipster you mean superior in every way, then yes.
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>>71543508
>posts overrated hack

>>71543525
Fuck off
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>>71543545
Join us brother. Leave this den of nu-males behind you
>>71542881
>>71542881
>>71543567
>blackie pretending there is any musical merrit to black metal
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>>71543545
Don't talk shit about black metal m8
But I agree, glam needs to make a comeback. Not the music but the style
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>>71543579
>listens to melodeath
>calls other musicians hacks
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>>71543612
Better than musician who invented nu-metal
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>>71543545
this
>>71543567
>>71543579
t. nu-males
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>>71543638
Kys glam shitter
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Another cover artist who clearly became a meme is Chris Moyen, who's probably made a pool out of south-american pesos
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>>71543654
kys extremecuck
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>>71543654
i found this picture of you
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>best black metal is blackened glam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fPoyJ9XcSE
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The biggerst meme artists is easily Cameron Gray, first he made covers for those awful djent and proge badns and now his pics are used in that brain meme
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>>71543632
slaughter of the soul did more to invent numetal than mp ever did
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>>71543321
morbid angel do have beautiful covers tho
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I unironically like visual kei, fite me niggers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oKDGRpJbds
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>>71543679
>if you don't like gay metal you're numale
epic
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>>71543691
intellidjent
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>>71543692
I'm pretty sure Korn, Limp Bizkit and Slipknot were more inspired by FNM and Mr Bungle than At the Gates
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>>71543739
>riff pauses
>GO
>riff resumes

and with that, nu-metal was born
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>>71543713
>glam
>gay
Hahahahah this nu-male confuses the forced over-compensating masculinty of his favourity blackie hack for real masculinity. top kek. Glam artists are so masculine they have come fulm circle, they can dress like females and still be masculine
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>>71543739
Oh an let's not forget Sepultura and Pantera
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>>71543713
>thinks glam is gay
t. the nu-male of nu-males
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>>71543774
You done it now anon you opened the can of worms
Now watch as the thread devolves into 200 posts of discussing where to draw the line between gay and straight
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>>71543712
post more good visual kei
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBbvxOPf2Z4
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>this general hates melodeath but circlejerks glam
Top kek how pathetic
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>>71543774
>>71543795
Glam is more gay than fappping to traps
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rec me some good caverncore
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>>71543596
>thread is already dead

top kek
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>>71543819
>but circlejerks glam
It's just a bunch of autists taking a meme too far.
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>glamposting STILL isn't dead
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>>71543838
Ebin Google sucking the fag
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>>71543819
t. melodeathie nu-male
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>>71543543
lmao
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>>71543819
t. falsie
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>>71543812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9Jg4M7hOuk
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>>71543849
Autists taking a meme too far is all this general is anymore.
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so what's the point of this general again?
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>>71543835
Excatly it's not gay
fapping to a trap with a feminine penis is not gay

But honestly Metal has to be more than greasy looking guys squealing like a pig about death
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>>71543898
Being an assblasted autist and posting metal, mostly the former.
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>>71543871
>>71543884
t. flaming homosexual
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>>71543898
the point of this general is kill melodeathies and blackies nu-males
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CDnY3rDjY4
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>>71543911
>feminine penis
Hahaha
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>>71543911
>fapping to a trap with a feminine penis is not gay
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>The other generals have actually decent discussion and recs
>/metal/ is an orgy of shitposting
Really makes you think. Also while we're at that anyone has that Jesse pic that was spammed to hell and back last year?
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>>71543898
Calling each other nu-males and forcing low quality memes.

Everyone who actually likes metal left already.
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>>71543953
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Thoughts?
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I'm so done guys SO FUCKING DONE
MELODEATH IS A GOOD GENRE
A
GOOD
GENRe
STOP IT
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>>71543835
fapping to traps isn't gay at all because traps look femenine
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>>71543911
>fapping to a trap with a feminine penis is not gay
typical glam faggot
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>>71543983
Not really.
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>>71543968
What pic
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Guys! GUYS! I think I found a hidden gem:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7jiRU9vm1w
It's some weird, aggressive version of symphonic black metal and the album title translates to "Churchdick". The vocals are also awesome.
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*block your path*
>"you going some where nu-male?*
*teleports behind you and casually fucks your boipussy*
>"nothing personell kid"
*leaves to the nearest motel motel with the ladiea*
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>>71543993
WILLY WILLY I LOVE WILLY
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>>71544008
hahahaha wtf is that nu-male shit mate haahahaha
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What the fuck happened to /metal/?
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Wow I had no idea Quorthon made shitty grtunge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHk9EYeJ-7o
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>>71543968
If you want actual discussion visit the genre-specific threads of the /metal/ general network :^)
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>>71543983
Gay false nu-male shit
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What you faggots blastin'?
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>>71544049
it's in civil war between falsies (melodeathies and blackies) vs trve metalheads (nwobhm, speed, glam)
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>>71544049
The election.
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>>71544081
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GQsLQVm8Lo
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>>71544049
We've taken shit posting to a whole new level we've entered the shitpost equinox
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dude vektor lmao
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>>71544093
one def leppard please
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>>71543997
Thanks lad

>>71544071
>/metal/ became a mini-4chan and /metal/ is /b/
Whoa
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>>71543819
>metal is one guy
is this b8?
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>>71544049
It became /v/ with metal
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>>71544081
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQwu1PhxMiY
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>>71544151
>metal is one guy
It really might as well be.
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>>71544152
What would a genre called vetal sound like
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>>71544151
metal is gay
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>>71544202
heavy progressive riffs abit like gear shifts in a formula 1 car
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I need more albums with a production job like City by Strapping Young Lad; heavier than a black hole, but absolutely huge sounding
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The Jester Race is the VH1 version of Slaughter of the Soul. In Flames are not a poorly-done, warmed over Iron Maiden or Artillery; In Flames are the type of lame sing-along lite rock that can otherwise be found on the heavier Motley Crue LPs. The closest comparison I can think of would actually be the speed metal influenced Skid Row – Slave to the Grind but In Flames have more estrogen in their bloodstream. Medical literature reports that listeners testicles retreat into the body cavity upon hearing the opening riff. To make an In Flames album one must merely kidnap five relatively sane beer metal fans in Iron Maiden t-shirts, inject them with potent cocktails of various benzodiazepines, and buy them an afternoon of studio time. The Jester Race is what would result. In Flames were not a band who wanted to kill everyone like Metallica in 1983, rather they were the assholes in Animal House with the acoustic guitar attempting to make New Wave of British Heavy Metal music a few years later for born again Christians. In Flames are the Swedish Stryper.
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>>71544157
just seeing this cover gets my neurons twitching... hnnng
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>>71544259
>In Flames are the Swedish Stryper.
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>>71544093
hey dude do you have some Poison ?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYKocAF3Rl4

RIFFTASTIC
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With Oden on Our Side is another Amon Amarth album of mediocre speed metal with riffing incluenced by Metallica, Slaughter of the Soul, and Kreator. Song structures are again rock ‘n’ roll constructions with catchy leads and choruses for drunk frat boys to sing along to. Everything Amon Amarth play here is forgettable, generic, recycled, and nondescript stadium heavy metal. With Oden on Our Side is one of those albums of entirely rehashed filler produced for an experienced band to tour behind and sell something for the label. Listening to it is like reusing tea bags or old coffee grounds found in a trash can. Occasionally riffs are so awful to be metalcore breakdowns as that wasn’t coffee, that was dirt. Amon Amarth ultimately sound like Opeth trying to be Iron Maiden and failing just as hard at playing heavy metal as they did at death metal under the Bloodbath moniker. Amon Amarth need to throw the towel into the shower in hope that they slip on it and crack their skulls open. Being found dead with their brains all over the floor like Dead from Mayhem on the cover of Dawn of the Black Hearts would be the closest Amon Amarth will have ever come to well-written metal music.
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>>71544252
Not even memeing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duvEIDNNyhQ
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>>71544317
sure thing m8
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>>71544317
ONE LOOK
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>>71544259
Are In Flames Christian?
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>>71544259
In Flames were good you fag.
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>>71544347
>implying anyone in this general doesn't already know this band and album jesus fuck
Better suggestions please
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>>71544386
In Flames were always garbage
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>>71544403
You don't have to yell at me.
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>>71544422
Fuck you
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>>71544433
I won't do what you tell me
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>>71544259
How cringeworthy

>>71544404
kys DMU shitter
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>>71544259
Except Stryper has been better than In Flames, and for much longer. Sad fact, great irony.
For the simple notion that Modern Metalcore is the direct fault of In Flames, Stryper is officially more metal than In Flames.
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I love amorphis and i dont care if they are melodeath or not.
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Reminder that if you unironically browse DMU you are the cancer killing this general and need to GTFO
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>>71544357
COULD KILL
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Immolation are creatively bankrupt, paroding themselves yet again more verse-chorus-verse style songs. Immolation haven’t release a worthwhile record in fifteen years. Atonement even makes liberal use of the “Ride the Lightning” breakdown like a second-rate Sodom record. Riffs are arranged randomly as in Satyricon or metalcore rather than in the modal riff mazes of most of the better done death metal. How the mighty have fallen! Echoes of Here in After through Unholy Cult litter this record but just make listeners want to go back and listen to those infinitely superior releases rather than Immolation turning themselves into C-list speed metal for a lowest common denominator festival audience. The gig is up guys.
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>>71544523
found the upset melofag
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I like Limp Bizkit
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The general needs a restart, this one already got out of hand and it's a mess
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>>71544548
KORN IS BETTER YOU SHIT FUCKER
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>>71544555
what a waste of trips...
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>>71544553
There was never a hand to begin with.

There are other metal threads on the catalog, post in those. The posters in them probably even like metal.
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>>71544489
>modern metalcore is the direct fault of In Flames
Sure, they had an influence. They can't be held accountable for its creation though
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>>71544544
Found the dumb /pol/nigger
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daily raminder: black sabbath was a mistake, it's black sabbath's fault why extremecuck metal exists
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>>71544592
>The posters in them probably even like metal
hahaha are those fuckers for real?
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>another /melodeath/
oh boy
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>>71544606
>not liking melodeath makes you a /pol/ neckbeard

melodeathfags are officially out of arguments
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>>71544640
No, but reading DMU does
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>>71544606
>if you dislike melodeath then you're from /pol/
melodeathies are very funny
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>don't like melodeath
>never heard of DMU until butthurt melofags start spamming
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What exactly is the grievance against melodic death metal?
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>>71544657
even dmu has better taste than you faggot. fuck off
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>>71544669
Says the fag defending DMU

>>71544684
Lmao only if you are a contrarian faggot who hates everything
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Not everyone you disagree with is a DMUfag or a melofag holy shit. Is this actually the state of shitposting /metal/ is in?
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Sabaton.
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>>71544698
>DMU
what the fuck is that?
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>>71544702
t. nu-male
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>>71544544
>>71544640
>>71544669
>>71544684
>call out DMU drones
>they get butthurt and keep shitting up the thread
More proof that you are cancer that needs to leave

>>71544683
Memes
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>>71544709
Sabatoff.
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>>71544709
>band members are nu-male af
>fans are redpilled
how??
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>>71544698
i'm sorry for disliking shit music. now fuck off
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>melodeath, metalcore, proge, groove metal and djent posters are always civil and on topic
>blackies, power, thrash, glam and death metal posters are obnoxious shitposters who ruin threads with memes and bait

Really makes you think
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>>71544743
>melodeath, metalcore, proge, groove metal and djent posters
>not shitposting everytime
pick one
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just listened to a bit of Death's "Individual Thought Patterns" without having really listened to it before. Listened to a lot of Human, Symbolic, and The Sound of Perseverance though

Damn, the recording on this album is perfect. Allows you to really hear what Steve Di Giorgio is capable of with that bass.
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>>71544740
Just kill yourself you cancerous prick
We don't need toxic people like you here
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How the fuck disliking DMU makes me melofag, I barely even listen melodeath, Gates of Ishtar and A Canorous Quintet once or two for an year and that's all.

DMU is not even a meme metal site, it's a goddamn metal journalism abomination.
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>>71544743
>melodeath, metalcore, proge, groove metal and djent posters are always whining and shitposting
fixed
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>>71544763
>>71544804
Wrong
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>>71544767
It's a shame they ditched fretless bass later. They only went downhill from there
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>>71544787
>Gates of Ishtar
good taste anon
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>>71544767
Obligatory Link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnMgUBZ3H9c
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>DMU in a nutshell
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>>71544726
>>71544787
>>71544854
>DMU
?????????? what is that????????????
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>>71544874
deathmetal.org
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>>71544854
are you that intent on ruining this general? just stop posting
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>>71544874
melofags' boogeyman
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Everything DMU says is the objective truth
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>melofags in a nutshell
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>>71544595
Yes they can. They are the reason it exist. They are the ones who married elements of Melodeath with elements of metalcore, all while inspiring young emo kids who wanted something heavier than MCR and Fall Out Boy.

Another early example of pioneers to Traitor Metal is As I Lay Dying.
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>>71544743
:)
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Which one of you is this?
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>>71544885
>open site
>first picture is horse with a dirrhea
>the article has a picturee of a fractured skull
Wew lad wtf is this
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>>71544912

this guy >>71544474
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>>71544890
The only person who's ruining this general is you, fuck off and stop poisoning this thread

>>71544891
>>71544896
>>71544897
And you too, fucking scum
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Let's stop.
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>>71544897
Only fedora tippers read DMU unironically
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>>71544931
>getting mad on 4chan

top fucking kek
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>>71544885
>the horse with diarrhea in the first page of the site
wtf hahahaha
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>>71544898
Wow, stop pulling bullshit out of your ass you retard
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The Jester Race is the VH1 version of Slaughter of the Soul. In Flames are not a poorly-done, warmed over Iron Maiden or Artillery; In Flames are the type of lame sing-along lite rock that can otherwise be found on the heavier Motley Crue LPs. The closest comparison I can think of would actually be the speed metal influenced Skid Row – Slave to the Grind but In Flames have more estrogen in their bloodstream. Medical literature reports that listeners testicles retreat into the body cavity upon hearing the opening riff. To make an In Flames album one must merely kidnap five relatively sane beer metal fans in Iron Maiden t-shirts, inject them with potent cocktails of various benzodiazepines, and buy them an afternoon of studio time. The Jester Race is what would result. In Flames were not a band who wanted to kill everyone like Metallica in 1983, rather they were the assholes in Animal House with the acoustic guitar attempting to make New Wave of British Heavy Metal music a few years later for born again Christians. In Flames are the Swedish Stryper.
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So you guys don't even talk about music here? It seems you spend all day angrily shitposting instead. What the fuck
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>>71544938
We can't stop until we purge the cancer

>>71544951
Suck my cock faggot
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>>71544985
someone already copy pasted that ITT, good job retard
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>melodeathies going nuclear
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>>71544990
Some guy started sperging out yesterday because a few people disliked melodic death metal, it's usually not that bad but he's been shitposting nonstop since then
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>>71544971
I'm giving you a fucking history lesson, pleb. Take notes.
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>>71544731
>redpilled
back to /pol/, underage
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>>71545017
This didn't start yesterday, lad. Try December of 2015.
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>>71545019
>taking history lessons from contrarian site full of alt-right cucks
kys
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>>71545003
With Oden on Our Side is another Amon Amarth album of mediocre speed metal with riffing incluenced by Metallica, Slaughter of the Soul, and Kreator. Song structures are again rock ‘n’ roll constructions with catchy leads and choruses for drunk frat boys to sing along to. Everything Amon Amarth play here is forgettable, generic, recycled, and nondescript stadium heavy metal. With Oden on Our Side is one of those albums of entirely rehashed filler produced for an experienced band to tour behind and sell something for the label. Listening to it is like reusing tea bags or old coffee grounds found in a trash can. Occasionally riffs are so awful to be metalcore breakdowns as that wasn’t coffee, that was dirt. Amon Amarth ultimately sound like Opeth trying to be Iron Maiden and failing just as hard at playing heavy metal as they did at death metal under the Bloodbath moniker. Amon Amarth need to throw the towel into the shower in hope that they slip on it and crack their skulls open. Being found dead with their brains all over the floor like Dead from Mayhem on the cover of Dawn of the Black Hearts would be the closest Amon Amarth will have ever come to well-written metal music.
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>>71545034
I was talking about this incident in particular.
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Alright lads, how can we make /metal/ great again?
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>>71545017
i think it's a shitposter that just wants to ruin threads falseflagging
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>>71545017
Wrong, he asked why people dislike the genre and everyone just kept insulting him.
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>>71545056
By posting metal and metal-related discussion.
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>>71545056
Kill DMU immigrants and glam posters
Permaban all shitposters
More tripfags
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Cynic moved on from the promising death/speed metal of their demos to present a queer techno smorgasbord of random jazz fusion on Focus. Funk bass lines mix with techno beats, speed metal rhythmic riffs, bouncy Pantera grooves, ambient interludes, bluesy guitar leads, and shred solos. Tracks are made up of a bunch of random shit thrown onto a tape and held together loosely in a verse-chorus-verse fashion with a common chorus. Vocal styles are similarly a random conglomeration of castrated choirs, Enya, a vocoder, and rasps. Cynic’s composition is awful, atonal, off-key, and gives the mood of a conga line rather than a death metal head trip through time and space like Demilich‘s Nespithe. Cynic is a turtlenecked Pantera for pudgy Berkeley Jazz Institute douchebags wearing blazers over t shirts with pitiful goatees to add a jawline to their corpulent faces. Without the straightforward single-mindedness of a straight, sober, and strongly heterosexual songwriter such as Chuck Schuldiner, Cynic could never hope to equal their contributions to Death‘s Human.
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do you remember the great riffcucks-atmofags war?
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>>71545067
No, he started screaming that /metal/ was shit and that no discussion was possible even though OSDM discussion was relatively shitposting-free, he became jealous and started having a seizure over it shitting on death and black even though there's not been real black discussion here for months
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>>71544731
Not sure how you could even say they're nu male based on the picture. I guess you don't actually know what a nu male looks like. Here, I'll show you.
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>>71545076
that's fucking disgusting posting metal in a metal general
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>>71545096
Yes, that was what first divided the posters and the beginning of the end for /metal/.
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Kraut version of Grim Reaper?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxl8pSU3akI
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>>71545093
This makes me want to listen to Cynic. That was a really interesting description of their music.
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>>71545107
Neige a cute
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>>71545096
Of course, it was the beginning of the end
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>>71545124
Gravestone mien gentleman of africa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRhMsh1iIjI
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Am I the only one here who likes something from every genre of metal?
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opinions?
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>>71545096
it never ended
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For you guys wondering, /metal/ seems to have the least amount of shitposting and a good amount of actual discussion early in the morning Pacific Standard time.

Around noon the autistic glam and numale shitposters start flooding in. Friendly advice
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>>71545176
that's just called having no taste. Not necessarily "bad", but just "no"
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>>71545178
Fenriz rules on this
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>>71545200
>if you are open minded you have no taste
Classic
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>>71545178
fun a shit, only bootyblasted people don't like new darkthrone

>>71545176
i have my problems with lots of thing in metal, but I don't make it everyone's problem
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>>71545198
Yeah I noticed the same
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>>71545229
What did you expect, most mealtheads are extremely closed minded.
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>go full buttproge
>worst album to date

really makes you think
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>>71545229
Being open minded about any subject is a sign of not knowing enough about the subject to know that certain parts really are objectively bad/false.
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who here is a bad boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrT3XEATurs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-JNrZ_CX9U
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>>71545298
It's better than the first desu
Way worse than SR or OBAB though
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are there any bands that do this kind of washed out guitar sound for other kinds of metal? I'm dying to hear something like this but drone metal.
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>>71545313
>Being open minded about any subject is a sign of not knowing enough about the subject
This is what arrogant closed minded people actually believe
>objectively
Ok so you're fucking retarded nevermind
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>falsies can't accept melodeath is shit
>proceed to shit up every thread
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>>71545404
>DMU shitter trying to pretend he dindu nuffin
The only people who shit up these threads with you with your arrogance and contrarian mentality
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>>71545404
>>71545428
stop
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>>71545298
>be'lakor
what did you expect
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>>71545390
>>
Pure autism
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>>71545447
another solid meloshit album
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>https://www.discogs.com/Chuck-Schuldiner-Is-Gay-Chuck-Schuldiner-Is-Gay/release/3776455
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>>71545428
>muh DMU boogeyman
Piece of shit falsie.
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>>71545448
Not an argument
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>>71545463
Top kek
>>
>>71545133
Neige a fag
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>>71545404
>>71545471
>false
Drop dead you cringeworthy autist
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Listenin to this and enjoying too
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>>71545529
t. false
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>>71545404
>hurr durr this music is shit because I said so
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>>71545571
now you're understanding how to argue on this board
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>>71545548
Cradle of Filth makes some enjoyable music... you know, BEFORE THEY SOLD OUT
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>>71545553
t. neckbeard
>>
Post god tier metal cover songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JU5392rZoFc
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>>71545571
t. nu-male
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>>71545571
t. nu-male
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>>71545615
>>71545629
Not an argument
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>>71545571
t. nu-male
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>>71545613
Dude I actually like Amorphis but that cover is terrible, really doesn't do the original justice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO_rneGMMR8
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>>71545638
that's the most nu-male sentence that people post on 4chan
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>>71544669
t. buttblasted blackie nu-male
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>>71545615
>>71545629
>>71545647
Shut the fuck up
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>>71545638
see
>>71545669
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>>71545056
>implying it was ever great to begin with
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>>71545610
t. nu-male
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>>71545669
>>71545689
>implying Molyneux is nu-male
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>>71543540
this
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>>71545699
we dont even need to imply that
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qn_zZk1DjIs
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>>71545553
>>71545610
>>71545615
>>71545629
>>71545647
>>71545678
>>71545698
Have we really devolved to this?
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>>71545607
Dusk and Her Embrace is one of my fav metal album, not even kidding.
Aside from the clownish and mallgoth appeal they got some subtle touches going on in their music, from the more traditional metal riffing that reminds me of Mercyful Fate and Sabbat, and also the lyrics, it's nice every now and then to hear and extreme metal band spit more than two words without being needlessly pretentious
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Will Dir en grey ever come back to save metal?
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>>71545765
It's been happening at least weekly
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>>71545679
Get off this website you retarded idiot. You voted for Hillary didn't you.
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>>71545778
dmshareguy leave
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>>71545778
They already did. Arche is for me the best metal album of this decade.
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>>71545778
yes

the only way to save metal is to finish destroying it
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let's make the rest of this thread nothing but t. nu-male
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>>71545765
t. nu-male
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>>71545774
That was always the appeal. They were a goofy band with heavy "Satan" imagery. It just sucks they abandoned all of their black metal and extreme metal influence.
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>>71545768
Jesus Christ

>>71545796
I'm not American and I would vote for Trump you insufferable fucktard
Kill yourself
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>>71545858
>>
Can /metal/ destroy /mu/ on its own? Or will it destroy itself before that can happen?
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>>71544347

Perhaps the most overrated album in metal.
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>>71545848
>I'm not American

t. nu-male
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>>71545880
>most overrated album in metal
>not Master of Puppets
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>last track
but why? i thought this was hipster black metal
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>>71545879
We won't go down alone. We should at least take out /kpop/ while we go out in a blaze of shitposting glory
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>>71545883
>he's an Amerifat
top kek
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>>71545880
Who overrates it?
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>>71545841
well the new album has got some tracks with more "extreme" riffage sprinkled here and there
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>>71545899
The only good blackgaze band after Alcest
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>>71545906
/kpop/ is way too self-contained to deserve that in my opinion
I think the indie faggots who have been pushing AnCo for years need to go though
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>>71545879
We'll do what we did last time (and what's kind of happening right now) and just split into subgenre metal generals. It actually worked for like, a day.
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>>71545932
sure, whatever, but this song is way too cheezy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4niekJi_L28
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>>71545940
Link me a thread and I'll help you raid them with t. nu-male shitposting, it's the /metal/ signature
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>>71545428
wtf is dmu
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>>71546279
deathmetal.org
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>>71546369
need further explanation

just went to deathmetal.org and still don't know what I'm looking at
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>>71546447
kek
don't even try
the only section that can actually be worthy is their FAQ
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