/metal/

IN THE JUNGLE BY THE RIVER STYX

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>black metal is good

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/Leprous/

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>tfw your lost in necropolis

>>71448709
Buttmetal edition?

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>tfw the riff at 10:17 is literally taken directly from Opeth's The Drapery Falls
>tfw the melody at 14:00 is also stolen from something but I can't remember what it was

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiPNVVOTpe8

I get that metallica isn't really metal
but how do i into metallica

>>71448754
>start as Emperor support band with family connections
>end up making better music than everyhing Ihsahn did since the 90's

Other thrash death like massacra?

>>71448765
Penismetal?

best immortal albums?

>>71448782
Literally god tier prog

>>71448779
Just listen to Kill'em All and ignore the rest

>>71448779
metallica are great and only nu males don't like them

>>71448754
>>71448782
>>71448795

This, but unironically.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78-vJwCVJvk

>>71448754
So fucking based

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>>71448779
>metallica isn't really metal

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>bands you wish would break up

>>71448769
Probably dream theater

>>71448821
who are these nu-male faggots

Leprous is objectively buttprog

>>71448779
>I get that metallica isn't really metal
Who told you this?
The first three (or four, depending on the person) are considered top Metallica, doesn't matter which one you listen to first.

hey guys we need help over here
>>71445720

thanks

>>71448852
>objectively
>buzzwords
kys

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is kate bush proge?

>>71448852
you mean buttproge

>>71448876
you don't really want this

>>71448849
Deafheaven

>>71448911
>Kate Bush cover in the middle of a prog/goth metal album

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLFKkSkX9js

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Has anyone been listening to this? It's pretty good

>>71448821
I get not liking the band but why would you wish for them to break up?
What would that accomplish?

>>71448924
I hope they have a long and successful career desu

>>71448953
Looks like some lame indie rock
I haven't been listening to indie since 2013

>>71448965
It would satify your autistic ego and people who dont like the same stuff as you would be sad for a while

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXRBLyLQtiM
Thoughts on the first metal song ever?

>>71448852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G9Qd_84YZs

this is the only Leprous song I've ever heard, but it is most definitely buttproge.
>generic chugging riff "spiced up" with a silly and pointless amount of syncopation
>played over a straight 4/4 rock beat
>trite i-VI chord progression, less harmonically interesting than an Iron Maiden song
>drops into some Muse wannabe verse
>goes back to the chugging riff for like 32 more bars

seriously how do people listen to this hack garbage

>>71449016
>basing your opinion on the "safest" song from an album that gets a music video
Try again pleb

>>71449016
That's like the worst song from the album
check these

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3ken_aH550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxAIsZldltA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nim10BdaTMw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14h8NVpBA4o

>>71449016
This isn't quite representative of their music, more likely song made for being a video clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxAIsZldltA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQYFftPr0b0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14h8NVpBA4o

>>71449048
not him, but the everything in Coal is just pop music with dream theater influences and a pseudo "art" aesthetic

>>71449074
>Forces Entry

mah niggu

The lyrics of the track are fucking top. There is no metal song about rape that is written as sublime and with as able a hand as this.

>>71449082
>Leprous
>Dream Theater influences
Are you deaf dude

>>71449135
proge is proge.

>>71449152
Is proge supposed to be bad by default.
I'm not properly educated on this kind of autistic meme buzzwords

>>71449152
Proge is a buzzword

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>new Mastodon
>this kills the hype

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ry7FStwey4

>>71449176
yes
>>71449177
not an argument

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>>71449176
>>71449177
Autistic blackies call everything proge

Here is the original official proge list

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What's this album called?

>>71449189
Why can't Brann shut the fuck up already

leprous is nu-male attractant

>>71449201
>TesseracT is on the chart but not Leprous
both are extremely similar

>>71449189
>there was hype in the first place
>>71449219
Melancholie^2

>>71449228
>TesseracT and Leprous are extremely similar
Ok you are definitely deaf

>>71449245
you're the most delusional man i've seen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKrVGQweJZM
this shit sounds like Leprous from start to finish
just imagine that leprous faggot vocals over it and you wouldn't be able to make a difference

>>71449189
>he was still hyped after show yourself

>>71449189
The hype was stone fucking dead after Show Yourself.

This track just beats the dead body.

>>71449233
Thanks

>>71449274
Uhh no it doesnt

>>71449274
Are you the same retard who thoght Leprous is djent? Just fuck off already

>>71449189
It's ok I guess

I swear if you imbeciles are gonna turn Leprous into a meme next I'm leaving this general for good.

>>71449298
not him but leprous is basically djent chugs without the guitar tone

>>71449189
I really can't tell what makes a Mastodon song good or not because people keep telling me Blood Mountain and CTS are not boring albums. What's wrong with this one?

@71449295
i've decided that you don't deserve (You)'s from me anymore
>>71449298
Leprous has major djent influences and you're literally deaf if you can't hear it
Also that tesseract album is barely djent

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>>71449189
god fucking damn i hate Mastodon stans so fucking much

>>71449327
>>71449339
Just because they use syncopated plyrhythms doesn't mean they are djent
But retards call every new prog metal band djent now

>>71449362
that guy needs some Immolation in his life

>>71449369
Literally just listen to the intro of Forced Entry, already linked ITT.

I like Leprous, but fuck you're retarded.

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>>71449327
>leprous is basically [word used to describe particular guitar tone] chugs without the guitar tone

What's proge AOTY so far, Perefone, Soen or Pain of Salvation?

>>71449393
I found Persefone really forgettable desu

>>71449393
Leprous

>>71449393
New PoS is their best in years, Soen is mediocre Tool/PT clone and Persefone is pretentious wank

>>71449362
lmao why do you even care lmao

>>71449387
oh fuck off it might have originally been used as an onomatopoeia but the meaning changed and the word's been used to describe a certain kind of metal for awhile

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any fan of this?

>>71449362
they're only slightly more delusional than leprous fans

>>71449426
I know, djent as a genre is used to describe either metalcore like bands such as Periphery, Monuments etc or deathcore such as Volumes, After the Burial and The Contortionist
Leprous is unlike any of them

Why does everyone on /mu/ hate prog metal so much?

>>71449466
because its fucking shit

>>71449475
:3

>>71449466
/mu/ has garbage taste? I thought we all agreed on that ages ago

>>71449362
mastodon fans and metallica fans are the same exact thing

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Can you give me Akiba weebgrind bands i forgot their names

>>71449466
inferior intelligence people

>>71449466
Because it allows non metalheads to crossover into the genre

>>71449475
Not an argument

>>71449189
honestly it really sounds like they're bored now. at least their last two albums it sounded like they were having fun with the poppy hard rock stuff but the last 3 songs they've put out have sounded like they're just going through the motions. also they're all doing side projects now which is always a bad sign

>>71449514
Shut up dumb blackie

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post great album materials ruined by shitty production

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Best Mötley Crüe cover ever?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZbJJbnN3Ws

What is the point of this general if no one even talks about new music?

>>71449568
to talk about old music

>>71449568
over half the thread is about leprous and the new mastodon retard

>>71449568
>Vektor - Terminal Redux

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>>71449506
HELP ME YOU FAGS

New Mastodon interview where they talk about how fun it is to ruin their music by shoving truckfuls retarded soundscaping elements into every track.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoCRGhe5QPY

>>71449506
>>71449622
Fuck off weeb

>>71449434
anyone?

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>>71449393
New Persefone is definitely a gower, didn't like it much at first, but it gets better with everylisten, these guys really put a lot of effort into their music compositions and arrangements.

>>71449648
>memedoom
might as well listen to pagan altar lmao

>>71449648
sure thing m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4F7B0WJZ54
my fucking jam

>>71449674
>Aathma is just #1 album for 2017 on RYM
I wonder how long it will last

>>71449695
killer track, makes me feel. I feel that lunar womb is really different from other doom records, it seems more varied to me than the norm

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REMINDER, DMDS was released 23 years ago.

>>71449393
Definitely PoS, it's the album that's most cohesive of the three bands

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Post your meme themed metal albums

I'll start: Chadmetal

>>71449759
I actually prefer their s/t
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9L_ruLXJ1w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blkfnKCuvTM

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https://ustalost.bandcamp.com/ damn this shit good

>>71449808
>no Pantera and Slayer

>>71449808
I don't think any Chad in the history of the world has ever listened to Disturbed.

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>>71449808
>no pantera or killswitch engage

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>>71449808
>chad metal
>not glam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMyzXybSETk

Holy fuck Converge are killer live

New album when

>>71449862
it's nu-male...

>>71449843
they work out to it

>>71449841
Which albums though, none of Panteras albums were particularly mainstream.

>>71449862
Hopefully soon. I finally saw them live after waiting for 7 years and it was so fucking cathartic. Best show I've ever seen

>>71448754
they got better with each album. can't wait for the new one.

>>71449931
...

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>>71449931
>none of Panteras albums were particularly mainstream
Are you fivking kidding me

>>71449648
i like anything wino is on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xln1phR2Zzs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u3eu-pg0IY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfnFVCHu-hM

>>71449695
>>71449813
thanks fellas good day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGQy1U41whI


>>71449684
i must be a total meme come to life cause i listen to pagan altar

>>71449808
needs avenge sevenfold

>>71448779
Their new album was good

>>71448794

literally none kys

>>71448794
At the heart of winter
>>71450033
Nah you do m8

Am I a nu-male?

>>71449931
underage detected

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>>71450058

>just realized i am being cucked by a dude from Immortal

metal for this feel, guys?

>>71450096
abbath stole your girl?

>>71450096

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQrCIYBJ6eM

well duh

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>>71449189
lol

>tfw virgem
meel for this feel?

>>71450113

the other one :(((((

on the upside, anyone want nudes of him and my grill? i have plenty now

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=irRXXjLY1l8


Vagina people can't into metla

>>71450082
>>71449962
>baiting the secret Pantyliner fans

>>71450175
Yes

>>71450096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_q-5nMQ1Se0

>>71450175
Go on, out of curiosity

>>71450182
>i was just baiting i swear!
embarassing

also; >secret

>>71449538
I'm pretty bored by them now. I pretty much listened to Crack the Skye everyday for a month, now the following three have put me down faster than Nyquil

>>71450210
Sure thing Chadlet

>>71450168
You would have to be fucking braindead to think that the new single is le brutal old Mastodonk. Literally what the fuck is wrong with these fucking retards?

>>71449813
>>71449968
sweet stuff thanks people

>>71448754
Is this Australian Leprous?
Is this djent?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObL9u7cG2wM

>>71450096

nice fanfiction asshole

How do you form your own opinion on album? What factors do you take into consideration?

>>71450270
More like The Butterfly Effect gone djent
Can't say I personally don't enjoy this tho

>>71448788
m'nigger, this is your lucky day
>anything with Paul Speckmann
>Vader
>Sodom - Tapping the Vein
>Solstice - Pray for the Sentencing (although it's kinda tech thrash more than death thrash, it still has death elements)
>Cancer
>Insanity - Death After Death
>early Sepultura
>Protector - A Shedding of Skin
>Demolition Hammer & Morbid Saint
someone should make a brutal thrash/death thrash chart


also fellas, i'm trying to get into Immolation, which albums should i start with?

>>71450324
>The Butterfly Effect
Damn I miss those guys, they were the best Australian proge band with Karnivool
Dead LEtter circus was also decent, but their new album was totally forgettable

>>71450342
thanks man, dunno about immolation though

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>>71450342
>Sodom

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>>71448788

Also from France
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV4ZbnkgfG4

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>>71450342
forgot Psychopath - Making the Transition

>>71450377
np man, hope you like them

>>71450342
Close to World Below or Here in After
The new album isn't a bad entry point either

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AM I SAVAAAAAGE
HOWLING AT THE DOOOOOR

>>71450270
why do all neo-"""""""prog"""""" bands sound the exact same

>>71450365
TBE's debut is one of my favourite rock albums.
Liked how it was darker than the rest they did.
Since I see you enjoy aussie alt-proge too I'll go ahead and recommend you a little know band I consider a gem too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsIEsXT-GG4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzQ5TMGE1YM
Their girl singer kills it too. Check it out

If I like black/thrash and I like black/death, but don't like Burzum, Emperor, or Darkthrone, which pure black metal bands should I check out? I feel like there has to be value in this genre somewhere, because I really like black fusion genres, but I haven't really liked any of the pure BM stuff I've checked out so far.

>>71450342
I liked Here In After more than their debut, which are the only two I've listened to so far. I really enjoyed the intro track on Here In After, it's got this sorta dizzying quality to it.

>>71450426
Because prog isn't progressive.

Avante-garde is progressive.

>>71448788
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs_DY8uS5Us&t=296s

>>71450426
Listen to more prog

>>71450427
TBE was fairly decent buttrock, but Imago and Final Converastion were really great and accomplished records

>>71450270
This just sounds like it could be any alt rock song I heard on the radio all the time back in 2006.

>>71450432
>>71450417
thanks fellas

also i'm not the same fag that posts this but
>does anyone have speedboozer in a quality superior to 128kbps

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>>71450096

>getting cucked by a literally who blackie

kys my man

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>>71449560
i like it

>>71450460
>Avante-garde is progressive
>dude sporkcore lmao

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Is death/thrash just death metal tuned up an octave?

>>71450533

What is "sporkcore"?

>>71450475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNIP5LPuLHo
There's some strong 10 Years vibes here I think

>>71448709
what the fuck its crystal meme about anyways??

>>71450432
I am not confident in these recommendations because they ride the genre edge pretty hard
>Havohej
>Keep of Kalessin - Through Times of War
>Grand Belial's Key
>Absurd
>Immortal

>>71450548
Devy, Mr Bungle, Primus, BTBAM, STGM, Diablo Swing Orchestra, Crotchduster, SOAD, Maximum the Hormone, motW, Arcturus, Sigh and ther shit

>>71448808
This is true

>>71450548
Music equivalent of this:

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

>>71449798
can't wait to see them do it in full this fucking month

>>71450181
these ladies are great live!

>>71450593
You leave System of a Down out of this

>>71450552
Is this the new Baroness? It's handsome

>>71449982
kek

>>71450593

Not a single one of those are actual avant-garde.

>>71450616

Literally proge.

Actual avant-garde is widely considered to be random noise or "not even music".

>>71450637

plebbiest of the pleb metal desu

>>71450592
Thanks for the recs, anon.

>>71450637
what a splendid pie. pizza pizza pie.

>>71450654
This
15 year olds like it because the singer does the strange meme shouts

>>71450654
Still good though

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>>71450649
I'm not joking

>>71450684
SOAD is secretly patrician

>>71450175
nigga wat? kek

>>71450175
Yeah ....sure

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This is fantastic. Anyone got recs similar to this?

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Name a black metal artist with a more blood curdling scream than Neige

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLSUQYzqXZ0

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rec bands similar to this

>>71450710
lel

>>71450823
Warning
40 Watt Sun
Khemmis
Pallbearer

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>>71450744
>>71450805

you niggers, why would i lie about something like that?

>be me
>meet qt3.14
>she seems to like me
>smiles at me all the time, talks to me
>do a screening on icloud
>she has literally dozens of pictures and videos of the dude beating his meat
>they keep texting to each other how they're gonna do anal
>b-but she was so beautiful and pure

i am seriously suicidal, don't fuck with me bros

>>71450965
Post pics lmao

>>71450965
link/pics

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lol

>>71451124
xD

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>>71450965

wait, nigga, what?!

>smiles at me all the time, talks to me

so she's not your girl, then?

>icloud screening

holy shit this grand wizard stumbled through a random girls photo library and realized she is banging apollyon

>mfw

(post the nudes, tho)

I finished my first track mix ever i just wanna know what you guys think. I'm really influenced by opeth, wintersun, amon amarth, agalloch,etc.

https://clyp.it/mi2nneup

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>>71451141

>>71451177
You want my honest opinion? It's unoriginal drivel. Just stop trying to play genres that were topped in the 90's jesus

>>71451124
>>71451200
You just took these from Mikael Åkerfeels faggot

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>>71451177
>I'm really influenced by opeth, wintersun, amon amarth, agalloch,etc.

>>71451177
I think its pretty decent.
Probably better than a lot of what /mu/ listens to

>>71451177
>that song title

unsubbed

>>71451177
Drums sound fucking awful
>>71451224
go back to cutting yourself faggot

>>71451177
is that someone blowing a beer bottle in the background

>>71450965
>no pics
I want some black metal porn to laugh my ass off

>>71448794
Sons of northern darkness

>>71450168
>le metal elitist meme
when will this stop

>>71450318
if I like it or not

>>71451446
When fanboys and jerkers stop trying to blame all criticism on fictional h8trs and elitists.

>>71451446
Metal elitists do in fact exist, but a lot of people, namely JewTube commenters, use it to describe anyone that dislikes what they like.

>>71451446
>>71451481
Butthurt elitists spotted

/meal/, hit me up with some good tracks that a human being who doesnt smoke several packs a day can perform, and would actually be available to do for karaoke

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buttmetal

>>71451563
https://youtu.be/lDK9QqIzhwk

>>71451601
fucking falsie

>>71451563
Here's /meal/'s anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0hXoShBQ7c

>>71451634
kek

>>71451601
leave the hall

>>71451634
top kek
aint gonna be able to get that at karaoke i dont think, my dude

>>71449808
Rammstein

>>71451758
If you can sing decently pick any Iron Maiden song. Maybe some Diamond Head so you can pretend you're having an orgasm

>>71451514
kill you're selve

>>71449189
I hated Show Yourself but this is pretty fucking great

I don't get why people dislike Sultan's Curse and this new one

>>71451816
Butthurt elitist spotted

Damn I love Manilla Road

>>71451563
Lost Horizon - Think Not Forever

Hey my local karaoke place has it. Fuckin Koreans man.

>>71451563
here's a couple
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS6-vI70oc0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7297O8Dl7A

>>71451632
>>71451721
nah dawgs Manowar blows

>>71451861
the longer tracks on that album are almost hypnotic

>>71451859
t. nu-male

>>71450823
Fucking love Procession and this album, cant wait for the next one

>>71451917
Butthurt elitist spotted

>>71451947
t. nu-male

>>71451958
Butthurt elitist spotted

>>71451977
t. nu-male

>>71451986
Butthurt elitist spotted

>>71452011
t. nu-male

>>71452025
Butthurt elitist spotted

>>71452025
Suck my cock dude

>>71452041
>>71452048
t. nu-male

>>71452061
Butthurt elitist spotted

Power Trip - Terminal Redux II (ft. Björn "Speed" Strid)

motorhead riffs

>>71452078
t. nu-male

>>71452103
Butthurt

>>71452125
t. nu

>>71451859
>>71451917
>>71451947
>>71451958
>>71451977
>>71451986
>>71452011
>>71452025

knock that shit off

>>71452149
elitist spotted

"Björn" Speed "Strid" Leprous - Terminal Redux II (Power Trip)

>>71449193
Neither is "proge is proge."

>>71452182
t. male

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>>71452082
>>71452183

More of this.

>>71452204
t. butthurt elitist hurt (but does it slam? Speed """Björn" Strid """"Bulldozing Slam Death Metal" Maggotface

so what did you think of mastodon's new single?

>>71452254
t. nu-blackiecore Abominable Redux - Batyu$|4m ft. Apollyon the cuckmaster

>>71452263
I like it
Blood mountain vibes

http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/Gorguts/Obscura/3009/BastardHead/44563
The madman

>>71451601
WE WUZ KANGZ OF METL N SHEEEIT

>>71452320
People having absurdly bad opinions are nothing new.

>>71452320
>it's a faggot writes 0% review for an acclaimed album episode

Oh I love these

http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/Deathspell_Omega/Si_Monvmentvm_Reqvires%2C_Circvmspice/39107/Napalm_Satan/357873

>>71452306
yeah and tbf almost anything would've been better than show yourself

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>>71452358
>it's a DsO is a christian band episode

http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/Deathspell_Omega/Si_Monvmentvm_Reqvires%2C_Circvmspice/39107/Kruel/132884

>>71451859
>>71451917
>>71451947
>>71451958
>>71451977
>>>
> Anonymous 03/07/17(Tue)23:16:40 No.71451977 ▶>>71451986
>>>71451958
>Butthurt elitist spotted
>>71451986
>>71452011
>>71452025
>>71452041
the logical conclusion of /metal/

>>71452183
kek, try harder faggot

>>71452543
the logical conclusion the nu-male

>>71452593
I don't know man, that sounds like the logical conclusion of the spotted butthurt elitist to me

>>71452358
Anyone besides Bitterman and UltraBoris should be barred from the 0% score

>>71452304

my sides

>>71451601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYoB2Tj3LR8

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I spilled beer on my dad's macbook pro and it doesn't work anymore. I have to buy him a new one or he kicks me out of the house

meal for this feel ?

>>71452790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TINbuKejTjs

>>71452790
Here's a solution to your problem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrsH8KFzwxY

>>71452790
Korn, Coal Chamber, Otep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyDKezDLGTM
this is pretty fuckin metal

>>71452320
This review made me lose some brain cells
>>71451861
meh ass record

>>71450852
idk wats this thrash?

>>71453052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS32r5ubmy8
yes

>>71451008
>>71451015
no fucking way, this
>>71451322
also this
>>71451154
kek

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SAINT VITUS WAS A YOUNG LAAAAAD

>>71453213
buttdoom

>>71453052
then listen to bands like Gama bomb, Lost Society, Violator, Ultra - Violence, Hyades, Bio-Cancer, Exarsis, Condition Critical, Distillator, Infinite Translation, Exeloume, Warhead (local cats), and Hammercult. Idk if you might like half of em. I just pulled band names outta my asshole

>>71453072
see>>71453376

fuck this is so good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRDsF4Yh3C0

>>71453245
fuck off and die

>>71453376
I prefer Vektor - Terminal Redux (DJ Varg REMIX)

>>71453677
XDDDD

>>71452790
Better hit a lick on a old lady or something
Also listen to wigger slam while doing it

>>71453684
t. nu-male

anything good happen in 2017 yet for metal

>>71453757
gods of violence was fun
i've been too busy with school to keep up with anything else

>>71453793
>thrash
dropped

>>71453757
Immolation
Ungfell
Power Trip
Overkill and Kreator
Pain of Salvation if you're into proge

>>71448769
Haken has always been known for Opeth's heavy influence on them. The dude's Youtube channel had some great Opeth covers before Haken got big.

>>71453754
>t. nu-male
XXXDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>71453810
drop muh nuts in your mother

I laugh everytime I see a "t. nu-male" post, even though I know it's bottom of the barrel shitposting. Am I autistic?

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*Blocks your illegal download*

>>71453963
I think you're underage.

>>71453982
t. nu-male

>>71453982
I'm not underage though.

>>71454005
mentally then

>>71453998
t. underage

There needs to be an underage chart now

>>71454047
You might have a point there

>>71454079
it's called european power metal

>>71454142
>Hating on Helloween

>>71453963
I laugh for different reasons than you, but I still get a little chuckle out of it. My reason is mostly because a lot of these people only have a tenuous grasp what a nu male is.

>>71454688
>>71454688
>>71454688
new