toanwood from cradle to grave edition
How do I start learning guitar?
>justinguitar.com
Guitar chords and inversions
>http://www.chordbook.com/guitar-chords/
String tension calculator (D'Addario-based):
>http://stringtensionpro.com/
Music theory:
>http://musictheory.net/lessons
Hal Leonard's Bass Method:
>http://www.mediafire.com/file/sayviwqxfcxfjon/
Steve Vai's Ten Hour Workout
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/kzw6kjuocgicwks/Ten_Hour.pdf
Guthrie Govan's Creative Guitar 1 & 2
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/bn8803xzlrbds3b/Guitar1.rar
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/9uhtufuf3z9cx8m/Guitar2.rar
Advancing Guitarist - Mick Goodrick
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/cvfno10fv4lf4a8
Chord Chemistry - Ted Greene
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/61n5op7eiifxztg
Mickey Baker's Jazz Guitar
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/zq35xorj2iaqh22
Modern Chord Progressions: Jazz and Classical Voicings for Guitar - Ted Greene
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/oflu4wdwofhqqtb
Jazz Guitar: Single Note Soloing Vol. 1 & 2- Ted Greene
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/07o65qdh5in1nsq
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/jmu86f7dj8bdxcd
Impulse Response Pack
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/svtfxjtillrdwt8/Gods+Cab+1.3.rar
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/4n28zkjw0zgmdj9/ASEM+RECTO+V30+L2.wav (embed)
Old thread
>>70853172
>>70858288
Dimebag Darnell was buried in a Kiss Casket, what a fag lol
>>70858290
>dumps trash cans
>cleans urinals
>sweeps the parking lot
>Opeth: You want to do what? Oh yeah, sure! which guitar do you want to play, man?
lol
k
>>70858288
has anyone ever used any of these links?
>>70858318
with one of EVH's shitjob guitars too
the most impressive thing he did was make one of the shittiest guitar sounds i've ever heard work in a band context
>>70858318
Would anyone give a shit about Dimebag/Pantera today if he didn't get murdered?
>>70858342
>he's this mad because I can get to him but he can't get to me
>>70858340
no
>>70858359
yes
>>70858359
they were immensely popular as soon as Cowboys hit, so yea
they would have an album or two of bad music and Down wouldn't be a thing probably, which...kinda sucks but kinda doesn't
>>70858396
so yeah, who plays guitar here?
>>70858426
not me
>>70858426
Na, I just talk shit about other people's guitars.
Did I mention Viper guy's guitar has cancer?
>>70858509
>tfw it's more fun to shit on other peoples guitars than to play guitar and we will never have peace in /gg/
Guess who.
Day 6 of waiting on my Viper 1000fm in the mail.
Paid 1k for it ausfailian, usually sells for 1600.
>outdated sounding
>all genres creatively exhausted
>limited musical range
>takes years to master
>and even when you do there's always an 8yo Asian that's better and more accomplished than you'll ever be
>if you're technical the audience will say you're just showing off
>if you're restrained the audience will say you can't play
>an electric guitar isn't a complete instrument until you pair it with an amplifier
>so it's expensive
>playing can give rise to health problems like arthritis and carpel tunnel
>all the good pussy goes to rap niggers
remind me why you play guitar again /gg/
>>70858731
because its fun you autist, and i like playing my favorite songs
>>70858731
>>70858731
>>outdated sounding
Outdated musicians who don't want to step outside of their comfort zone you mean.
>>all genres creatively exhausted
There are genres not yet discovered due to the aforementioned problem.
>>limited musical range
Yeah, every musical instrument is limited in some way, that's why we have so many.
>>takes years to master
As does anything worth doing. What else are you doing with your life?
>>and even when you do there's always an 8yo Asian that's better and more accomplished than you'll ever be
There will always be someone better and always someone worse. Just gotta see how far you can climb.
>>if you're technical the audience will say you're just showing off
That's fine because music is subjective.
>>if you're restrained the audience will say you can't play
That's fine because music is subjective.
>>an electric guitar isn't a complete instrument until you pair it with an amplifier
Of course, but a computer isn't a computer without a monitor. I mean there are lots of things that need to be paired with something else to work as intended.
>>so it's expensive
Not really. You can get a decent beginner setup for under $500. The price of what people spend on a decent graphics card or a console and a couple games these days. You can't use the old space or noise constraints argument either anymore because there are amp pedals now and there are these neat things called headphones that have been around for years.
>>playing can give rise to health problems like arthritis and carpel tunnel
True, but if you already have arthritis, I've heard that it can actually help those with it somewhat, by exercising and stretching their hands. I'm not talking shredding, just laid back playing. Don't know how true that is though.
>>all the good pussy goes to rap niggers
Who plays guitar to get women? I'd rather have another guitar or a pedal or something than a woman. They're a pain in the arse nowadays.
>Buying a Gibson product
>Ever
>>70858825
>Gibson graveyard
>every single headstock has "Epiphone" on it.
>>70858825
Mahogany is a shit wood for necks desu. You rarely see a Gibson with a maple neck like that.
>>70858858
Can someone come up with a riff challenge or a lick challenge or something?
>>70859189
https://youtu.be/lkOuO7tJc34
>>70859292
I should have clarified, I meant like a creative challenge, something like in the pic related. Not just learning something difficult
>>70858858
These are the same fags that act like ltds are the same as esps, or that squirts are the same as fender. Theyre ashamed of their cheap shitplank.
>>70858288
https://clyp.it/ccbaxmkx
Ignore what I say, I'm really wondering if anyone can see what settings I could change for my 286s to possibly improve my sound a bit.
https://imgur.com/a/jrLAL
these are the current settings I have on my 286s. I've tried messing with it and this is what I have right now.
>>70860298
have you tried unplugging it?
>>70860298
That's where I'd start with any compressor, what mic are you using?
>>70858858
>google image search
>"broken headstock"
Are there any recommendable books about introduction to classical playing?
>>70861149
no, but there's a lot of gay porn you could probably be watching instead
>>70861234
i think you got the wrong thread, buddy. the leather board's two blocks down.
>>70860888
sm7b, look at the imgur album, it has the settings for my pre amp on it. I have my compression dials set like this: Drive: 4. Density: 3 1/2
>>70861168
Rekt. I was going to post that too
>>70861234
I am getting so hot, i wanna take my clothes off
>>70861149
I tried looking around online real quick and couldn't find anything. I'm sure if you went to a music store they'd have a good stock of books. I've definitely seen books on classical playing at guitar center, but can't remember the titles.
Sorry I couldn't be of more help.
I've been listening to Converge a lot lately and i really dig the sound. What effects should i use to achieve similar tone bros?
>>70861149
I went to music school for 11 years, learning classical guitar.
We used no method book whatsoever (only in musical theory lectures).
What we did though was playing what was written on music sheet, and training fingers with scales and arpeggio
>>70861477
>>70861556
Thank you very much.
>>70859860
>squirts
this made me laugh
now I will meme it
Did you practice today?
>>70861858
No, I have a girlfriend you gnome lookin' gargoyle! Ficki ficki! There's a reason you're so good at guitar, Govan!
It's called your face! HA HA HAAA!
>>70858641
Postage in this country is a marvel.
>>70861911
>911 get
Call the ambulance you just rekt guthrie gayvan
synths are better than guitars, they don't hurt your fingers
>>70862194
>started playing guitar when I was a teenager
>seemed like a cool way to express yourself musically
>got really good
>considered accomplished even by professionals I sometimes associate with
>as I mature musically I realize writing guitar based music is rudimentary, simplistic and creatively limited compared to the infinite possibilities a laptop based DAW offers now
>as I mature musically I slowly realize how uninteresting most guitar based music actually is
>as I mature socially I come to realize most people have long since stopped caring about guitar based music too
>mfw guitar might as well be an accordion or a harpsichord now
>pic related: mfw I know in my heart I wasted my time on this instrument
>mfw I wish I could have all that time I wasted back
don't end up like me kids, save yourselves from my fate
>>70862227
Why do you post this every thread?
need suggestions, what song should I record a cover of? may actually deliver this week
>>70858288
I spend my time learning Iron Maiden songs and improvising solos over their songs to get better at soloing, is this a good idea for me to get better? I already know my scales and shit, im just working on proficiency.
>>70862339
yes
>>70862330
Dont stop believing
>>70862266
He does it because of people like you. Stop.
>>70862339
Its great if you want to solo over music in the style of iron maiden
>>70862227
I wasted a lot of time in high school playing guitar, i should have played football. Its great now cause i learned how to rip off muscians by selling gear at a proce thats to good to be true. I cant tell you how many "fenders" ive sold that i juast changed the headstock logo on. Rule number 1 of buying gear online, people like me exist.
>>70862330
311 - down
>>70862330
hey i just met you by charlie ray jepson
>>70858812
> spending this much time responding to the 4th most stale b8 in the general
Threads dead. All the americants must be in school
>>70862471
> i am a nigger and bragging
Don't brag about being a nigger. It's not a good thing.
>>70862680
Whos bragging? I was talking about guitar with the other poster. Do you think your parents will be happy to see you using that language?
Discuss
>>70862755
circumcised guitar
>>70862755
I didnt think you could make a fender uglier
>>70862525
>>70862543
>>70862432
I'm really looking to do an instrumental cover of something with a strong vocal melody, these don't really press my buttons
>>70862808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWO5Ai_a80M
>>70862808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9Y5Dhzciyc
>>70862808
Songs from Titanic-my heart goes on
>>70862943
now this idea I like
>>70862755
It looks dumb but atleast you can play it in the classic position and the comfy one.
>anon I noticed you are using and Alder body guitar. Perhaps I could interest you in a Toanwood Paul Reed Smeeth Screaming Eagle 22 with 85/15 pickups and a nut that has aluminum powder in it?
Then you will be able to really play a great instrument.
>>70862755
but everyone who owns one
plays
shit
music
>>70863021
dunno man, is it a special reserve wood library 10 top
>I read that shit on PRS website
Can someone explain what private stock is?
Pic related is strandbergs private stock, what's so special about them?
>>70863099
hand-selected tonewoods
>>70863099
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Where's the Duo-Sonic love?
>>70862471
I'd be interested in one. Do you have contact info?
>>70863040
> “Carefully picked from my [Paul Reed Smith’s] private stock for sound and remarkable figure.” That is still true today, as all Private Stock woods are carefully housed in “The Vault” just outside of Paul’s office.
>that's right anon, I will let you have a wood from my carefully guarded tonewood vault.
>>70863149
>no AAAAAA spalted burly burr maple top
>tonewoods not hand-selected
>pickups not wound by blind nuns on a 15th century steam powered pickup winding machine
>tap the body then tap the neck , the resonant frequencies aren't a perfect interval apart
get that shit-tier toy guitar out of here
>>70863149
over at Instagram i suppose
feel free to migrate towards it
>>70863190
"Simply the best guitars ever to hang on a dentist's lounge wall"
>>70863229
Whats the dentist meme? I've seen it several times.
I didn't know where else to go, this is my first time on this board
I was just about to start this book but noticed a music piece that I guess might tie in to the book itself but I don't know squat about music
Can someone be nice enough to play this?
>>70863279
I don't think anyone will do squat if they have to turn their head 90 degrees to read that shit
>>70863241
Rich dudes who overpay custom shop-type guitars to hang on their walls and occasionally play on the weekends. They're a large part of why the vintage guitar market is so insanely inflated. Hence the dentist meme/"blues lawyers".
>>70862755
I kind of like it, not as much as the regular Boden design though. I'd definitely get one of those before an American HSS strat. But do they make them with maple fretboards? It would look a lot better
>>70863241
they're guitars for people with loads of money and no taste in guitars who never go out and play a gig, in fact they never even play the guitar, it just hangs on their fucking wall because if they took it out of the house and it got scratched then that's $5000 off the value
>>70863279
>>70863307
I P H O N E
P
H
O
N
E
second part
My apoligies with the rotation, just your your monitor or something, I swear I took the picture correctly
>>70863321
>not "tone attorneys"
>>70863354
yeah, not gonna do that soz m8
>>70861149
Frederick Noad's books are pretty good as an introduction. Otherwise a typical classical student will learn from a combination of performance pieces, etudes and scale studies (usually Segovia for guitar). It's the type of study that is pretty difficult without an instructor, unfortunately.
>>70863360
better call Paul
>>70863375
I don't get it
>>70863375
>>70863360
Had to stifle a guffaw to be quite honest lads
>>70861521
I know Kurt used something like a Providence Stampede DT for the distortion on You Fail Me
>>70863365
Okay fine, let me try to correct it
>>70862330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM17rAWKbIM
>>70863030
Please leave grandpa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZUdXcfI0jo
>>70863410
It hurts to live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OaQfSuYGPQ
Fuck me in the ass
>>70863446
Got it corrected now, can someone play?
>>70863461
no
but thanks for editing
Buying my first electric.
Telecaster or DuoSonic?
Post these
>>70863509
Try and decide for yourself. taste in guitars is subjective
>>70863509
Telecaster for the love of god
>>70862755
Is that a Strat trolling a Les Paul with broken neck?
poorfag here. I'm trying to learn needle in the hay by Elliott smith. I already have the tab, but my acoustic has too reverb. What's an inexpensive home remedy that can resolve this?
>>70863509
>tele
vomit
>>70863534
Do you listen to your own music?
>>70863573
>my acoustic has too reverb
>>70863624
Yes, but I'm not a band.
>>70863626
*my acoustic has too much reverb
sorry abut that.
>>70863641
Reverb comes from the room or it's an artificial reverb coming from a pedal or whatever.
Check what "reverb" is or explain a bit better what your problem is
>>70863461
I'll do it, just let my find a mic
>>70863666
Thanks, guy
Witnessed those trips too
>>70863446
>>70863461
Don't have a mic, but definitely not worth your efforts
some very basic melody
>>70863509
Try them out. I've heard great things about the DuoSonic and I love my tele.
Figure which one you like more. The sonic has a humbucker so that's the first main difference you should check out. You might really want that over all singles. That might be enough on it's own to help you decide.
It's all about the feel maaaaaan.
>>70863446
>>70863461
That stuff is just bugle melodies
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0obKa1udng4
>>70863901
Was just about to post, but you sound much better than me, so yeah, it's just army sounding stuff.
>>70863901
lol
>>70863534
>UK
Poor ol' chap. It just gets worse and worse the more you post.
>>70863523
Do you have a template?
Any bassists in here?
I want to learn to funk.
How do I funk?
Any good links where I can learn how to funk (muting, how to practice rythm, approaching chords, etc)?
>>70864014
beat your strings like you'd beat your meat
be black
>>70864040
>beat your strings like you'd beat your meat
I don't think that'd help, but I will try it the other way around. I bet it's gonna be some 15 minutes of fun.
>>70858812
you're wrong. a computer is a computer without a monitor. but as with a guitar without amplifier, you can't use it to its full extent
Reminder that if you don't strive to have a technical mastery of your instrument then you shouldn't be a musician at all
>>70864160
What is mastery?
>>70864190
Not possible to achieve, which is why you need to apply yourself to improve every single day until you die
>>70863901
Thanks, chief
I'll remember this when they mention it again, I think they have the same notes on one of the last pages, must mean something
>>70863996
Got my new guitar today you guys want to see it?
>>70864305
If its a viper then no
>>70864305
sure thing
>>70861521
HM-2
>>70864322
>>70864362
It's all mahagony. Extremely heavyweight guitar. I love it, good pups too.
Guitar is a boring instrument. Try listening to an album of nothing but guitar solos. Youd have to be an aspie to listen through a steve vai double album.
>>70864670
There are no boring instruments, just boring players.
>>70864670
Sure thing bro.
Being an idiot alone, playing the same thing all over again is boring.
Playing with other people, different things in different ways is never boring if you are not a boring player
>>70864397
Looks good. Im saving for a silverburst one with emgs.
>>70864670
>steve vai
well there's your problem
>ywn get to use the fucking fucker
>>70864736
Cool. Don't EMG's have that sort of hi gain fuzzy tone like the metalzone gives off?
>>70864799
>yellow
gay
>>70864706
Guitarists are boring
>>70864725
Please structure your sentence so that people can understand it
>>70864742
Ill admit i cherry picked on of the worst examples, but theyre all pretty bland. Theres a reason most guitar solos are 30 seconds and not 30 minutes.
>>70864670
>Try listening to an album of nothing but guitar solos.
I have. It's pretty great, thanks.
https://youtu.be/3TaSJdhimuo
>>70864799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rgg1a19cfvU
>>70864670
Your bait is boring.
Guitar is not all about Steeve Vai/soloing.
Kiesel
>>70864902
>that beautiful noise
>>70864891
Thats a cheesy meme title and band name
>>70864919
I never said it was, smarty pants. I said guitar is boring, and then i noted a type of guitar music that is especially boring as an example. You'll never get a good score on the ACT if you don't work on your reading comprehension.
>>70864988
>metal guitar
>those colors and numbers
Literally pulled from a toddlers room
>>70864902
This sounds like shit, my friend.
Please recommend a first guitar for me. Something fun and cool looking.
>>70864988
>Crin
>>70865008
Fl studio
Guys I bought an epiphone thunderbird bass.I have EMG 35HZ magnetics.Should I put them in the thunderbird? I'm in a grunge band and I like playing metal on my own.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY7c3nlF6Jc
Thoughts on the 2017 Gibson M2? $400 for a USA-made guitar seems like a pretty good deal.
>the comments
>>70865108
>skipping on quality control entirely seems like a pretty good deal
>>70864670
You're right
Everyone should start playing an actually interesting instrument like the drums
>>70865153
thats enough, thanks
>>70865142
>drummer
>>70865120
Works for fender
guitar newfag question:
can i use this little dot mkii amp with a guitar (currently using it as part of my turntable setup)
>>70865142
At least drums have merit. Drums have had more of an influence on music. Drums also sound good with jazz, unlike guitar. If you wanted to play in an orchestra youre not going to be able to do it with a dean and a tiny terror. Youll meed an actual classical guitar that most players wouldnt be equipped to play. You cant just jump to cello cause you play guitar, where as with drums a lot of the technique transfers between instruments
>>70865223
Probably, but itll probably sound like shit.
>>70865262
holy kek
>>70865262
>with drums a lot of the technique transfers between instruments
yeah bro I blast beat on my saxophone all the time, sounds sick
>>70865283
it'll sound probably okay if you're using a guitar speaker
>>70865323
>being this retarded
Percussion instruments, dipshit
>blast beat
How fucking neckbeard are you?
>>70865283
it's not a high end amp by any means, but if it plays records fine why wouldn't it able to produce acceptable guitar sound?
>>70864670
it's the guitarists who are boring
I feel like musical advancement has stopped/slowed down and it's all a rehash of previous genres and shit
>>70865363
Itll reproduce all frequencies, including the ones that make guitar sound not so good
>>70865262
>guitar doesn't sound good with jazz
>>70865386
That picture is a good representation of adding guitar to jazz. Good job.
>>70865401
It's a good representation of your post.
>>70865470
So there's a double meaning?
fuck me
>>70865504
Are there any arguments against owning a Kemper? I've been seriously considering it, seems like amp end game.
>>70865557
You can get a good tube amp for $350 to $500.
You dont need a million amp sounds
Playing comes from inside you
You can literally sound good for $50
>>70865557
https://youtu.be/SwAHC-FoEK8
193rd for jcm 900 being the forst hybrid amp
>>70865596
I do agree with those points, and I do have a Vox AC30. But I mean, it's a good alternative to buying multiple tube amps and having to deal with the upkeep of tube amps. Sometimes I want a Marshall sound, sometimes a Fender.
>>70865557
Man I don't think there are. I know, having a real amp feels much better (not talking about the feel while playing, I'm talking about touching the knobs, etc.) I know you can get tube amps for 350$ or 500$ like >>70865596
said but the thing is, for eg. if you want a Friedman, Bogner, or any other "boutique" amp, unless you're rich Kemper will be the closest you'll get to them (both feel and sound). I think if you have the financial power, do it.
is a blues junior a good pedalbase amp
want somethign that has a solid loud clean tone that i can build pedals on, but doesnt weigh over 15# cuz i need to cart this sucker around and i aint walkin no twin reverb 5 blocks
What are the best way to turn the knobs on my blues jr to make it sound good like a tube halfstack
>thinking about buying blues jr
>have to sell fender squire to do it
>its not the fabric one
What kind of pedal would i need to play metal on a blues jr?
Hey guys, been looking at getting the Digitech Polara and Obscure Delay, really like the demos, but I'm not sure if I should be going for a regular reverb or an analog delay (MXR Carbon Copy seems really nice). Any advice? I'll be running them into a Blues Jr.
>>70865860
Metal Zone
>>70858288
Hey guys does anyone here use a Blues Jr Fender amp? I was looking into incorporating one into my setup.
Whats a good tube combo amp? I play classical. Something betweem 15w and 20w, single speaker. Onboard reverb and pristine cleans. One guy recommended a blues jr
>jamming some pentatonic blues scales the other day
>dad walks in and hears my jamming
>"that's it boy, you got da blues junior"
thanks dad
>He doesnt own a blues jr
>>70862755
>fanned frets on a regular guitar
Can a blues jr play ska like reel big fish?
My Afterneath stopped working recently and I'm not sure why.
I don't remember doing anything to cause it. It was fine and now whether I turn it on or off it doesn't make any sound at all. It does make noise when I turn up the parameters and get it to feedback, but that's it. The guitar sounds totally clean and normal when it's on otherwise.
Anyone know what to do about this? The screws are pretty big and obvious so I'm considering just opening it myself but I wouldn't really know where to start unless it was something super obvious
didnt mr keef play a princeton? isnt that a proto blues jr?
>>70865984
The blues jr has a reverb tank so you dont need a pedal
>>70865984
This is why you don't buy meme pedals. It's better that you learned this lesson now.
>>70865984
afaik Earthquaker's cust service answers pretty much immediately and they do offer lifetime guarantee with their pedals, contact them first.
They just released a new version of the Afterneath, they'll probably just replace yours.
If i run 2 power amps in series do i get twice the volume?
You diny need a lot of amp and × money to be great player
What is objectively the best scale? Is it A minor pentatonic because its easy to use or c minor harmonic because it sounds so deep and emotional
Whos the spurdo of guitar manufacturers?
>>70866244
24 inches
>ibanez
>>70866244
D minor, because it's the saddest of all keys
>>70866269
>special snowflake
>babby fingers
>>70865108
I like that they have maple necks, m2 looks kind of generic though. Would rather have the Firebird Zero
What wood has the best toan for bossa nova?
>>70866266
dean, everything they make is a meme
>>70866302
You don't want those. I was playing with those at my local store. They feel even cheaper than they look.
>>70866266
BINLANNN
>mfw da Wild win da cup
Are there any styles of music as worthless as metal? They make music for teenagers and manchildren, people who dont pay taxes or contribute to society.
>>70866337
blues desu
>muh 12 bar shuffle
like kicking a dead horse over and over
>>70866350
There are tons of metal songs about torturing animals whil wearing girl pants
>>70866311
Blues jr cabinet wood.
>>70866367
and? blues is just a different version of country
>muh baby
>muh alcohol
>muh sadness
that's it lmao
>cant post my gibson because the neet ninjas will spinkick and shitpost this thread to oblivion
>>70866324
What's cheap about them? I heard they use Chinese pickups and Electronics/
>>70866337
I'll take complex time signatures and complex scales over a generic 4 chord song anyday
>>70864127
Uh, you still look cool as fuck just holding an electric guitar
>>70866411
Chinese hardware and electronics*
>>70866413
>95% of metal
>complex
Maybe if you just finished the cat in the hat for the first time
>>70866413
>drop any odd meter over a 4/4 beat
>call it complex
still works tho
>>70866429
Aspie twinks are drooling right now
>>70866441
I'm not defending 95% of metal. But you insulted 100%. End yourself pop-country faggot
>>70866445
Not necessarily 4/4, and I'm not talking only Meshuggah here. I just felt like using that pic friendo :^)
>sweep picking
Lol rip herman RREEEEEE
>>70866492
>projecting
About as much foresight as i expect from a mealchild manbabby
What's the deal with fanned frets vs true temperament frets? Are bends a pain in the ass with either one?
Pic related is all death metal players
>>70866520
>using generic retort
About as much as I would expect from someone with 47 chromosomes
I have a Thunderbird knockoff (thanks, Harley Benton) that nosedives like a bitch and ruins my playing.
Can I just glue a new holder thing so I can correct the nosediving? Or should I start saving for a headless bass guitar?
>>70866567
>metal fag
>calling something generic
Id expect you to know more about being generic than anyone else.
>>70866546
They're fat, not perfectly round
>>70866567
trisomy on sexual chromosomes doesn't impact cerebral functions
>>70866588
[muffled palm muted open string in the back]
s-shut up you don't know what you're talking about
>>70866598
I was referring to trisomy 21, thanks for pointing it out.
>>70866588
I don't see what's generic with more progressive music. Please do enlighten me.
>>70866588
MAN CHILDREN BTFO
>>70866630
>>70866630
>>70866266
fender
>>70866676
>still not answering my questions and just backpedaling on "LE MANCHILDREN XD"
so who's generic again?
>>70866630
Pic related
>bloozfags this mad
>>70866716
Fuck, is his best friend Sponge Bob?
>>70866770
>mealfag
>friends
Lol, i see what you did there
>>70866762
>>70866716
>We post le maymays so we win this discussion xD
Who was generic again?
>>70863149
I love the old school short scales
pic related Duo Sonic II
>>70866400
Blues and Country are as harmonically complex as you would like to make them.
Metal is like a razor with edges on all sides and no handle on reality.
Only shredders who can mix it up get any praise but metal itself cant stand as a genre.
The same goes for jazz.
>>70866931
Ultimately, any musical style is.
>>70866956
>Only shredders who can mix it up get any praise
it's not the 80s anymore grandpa, glam metal is dead.
>>70866884
>only one person thinks im a tool
Whatever you think lad
>>70867013
Yeah but all metalheads wish it was the 80s when they made good money.
>>70863149
>exposed poles
fuck off with that ugly shit
>>70867059
careful with that projecting mate, a little further and it's going to show up on the moon
>>70863509
>buying a fender
/gg/ memed you, G&L demolishes every fender at every price point
how the fuck do i improvise well
everytime i hear someone else do it it sounds relatively good
but when i do it it just sounds like a fucking nursery rhyme
Steve Terreberry
>>70867111
Oh yeah sorry who could forget the pure musicians who dont want money?
>>70867117
learn theory
>>70867117
improv is all about having something to say, a story to tell, maybe you're just a boring dude
think he'll regret this when the headstock snaps?
>>70867112
Then why is Fender far more popular at every price point?
>>70867327
sheeple
just look at apple products
>>70867352
>unironically using the term sheeple
>>70867112
>G&L
Its not 2013 anymore. The good models are harder to find/more expensive thanks to retailers and Mexican Fenders upped their quality.
>>70867461
>more expensive
are you poor or something lmao
>>70867117
Practice scales and arpeggios and practice SEQUENCING scales and arpeggios. Learn very well the chords that you're soloing over so you can target notes that make up those chords as you're playing over them.
>>70867461
Are MIM Fenders better than G&Ls made overseas?
>>70865901
post clyp of you playing classical
>my qt crush at guitar center saw me with my niece today and I now realize that she thinks I have a daughter and will never date me.
I blew it. Sucks because she always seemed to like me.
>>70867641
>not introducing your niece to your favourite employee
you goofd
>>70867641
Women are generally more attracted to men with children.
>>70867641
>not making up some story about you being a single dad
How to improve this, especially the mixing?
Can the bass be heard clearly and are the drums loud?
https://clyp.it/4cvwgq44
>>70867117
This >>70867293 is not true you can learn it as i did
This >>70867515 and the phrasing. One half is the theory for note choice and stuff and the other part is phrasing. There are lots of videos on youtube on phrasing, tricks and stuff
>>70867352
>sheeple
>>70867723
who would've thought strat with a tele head looks bee's knees
Opinions on luna guitar? Im new and theyre pretty but are less expensive than other brands even though they look nicer so im hesitant
>>70867906
what a fucking meme
This shit is cool as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqdVQ9VdoAg
>>70867906
Get a seagull or godin.
>>70868029
>it will never be the 80s again
>>70868315
thank god
>>70865751
turn every knob all the way to the right except the reverb
>>70865991
mr keef played fender twins, and on the big 70s tours played ampeg svt bass amps
is the blues junior a meme now?
>>70868410
if one turn the EQ knobs to the max, wont some frequencies be left between the bass-mid knob's frequencies?
>>70867906
They're made for women/feminists.
Tweed Harvard is the best fender
>>70867723
fuck off Samuel
A lot of guitarists on mylespaul.coml are making fun of me saying I look like an Epiphone (I'm a Gison Custom Chop!). My friends say it's because of my broken headstock but I like my tonewood splintered. What should I do? All the teasing is getting to me.
>>70867579
yes
G&L Tributes are worse than Squier Affinity, utter shit-tier plywood Chinese garbage
How do people use fingerpicks? I just got some and it feels like I'm putting a cage around my fingers.
>>70868846
How do cucks use dickpicks? I just got one and it feels like I'm putting a cage around my cock.
What should be the last song I listen to when I kill myself later?
>>70868846
fuck knows, I can just about cope with thumbpicks but fingerpicks turn my fingers into spastics
>>70868861
xD epic one /b/ro!
>>70867486
Raising the prices in Asian budget clone guitars typically kills whatever reason there was to buy the clone and not the original.
>>70868877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9Y5Dhzciyc
important reminder
>>70868359
fug you the 80s were great
so yeah, who li8kes guitars and amps and strings and stuff?
>>70869009
I can't remember, I was too drunk and drugfucked from about 1984 to 2000
>>70868609
Who is Seymouel
>>70866546
well your not wrong
>>70868846
you dont need them unless you play banjo, and if you play banjo you'll want to use them
>>70868691
>tfw I got to you but you can't get to me
>>70869165
Yeah, my friend who plays banjo has some. I just see them in pretty much every fingerpicked blues video on youtube, so I figured they'd be a huge deal or something.
>>70869269
Fucking Freddie King used them, it IS a big deal
NEW THREAD
>>70869306
>>70869306
>>70869306
>>70869269
you need them for banjo because they increase your speed and volume. fingernails work better for guitar imo