yuri edition
umji
babysoul
Reminder that ICC>>>RR>>>>>>>lookie
any edgy kpop songs like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PaDaLQe5a0
post idol reactions to non gooks
>>70769802
dumb dumb > rr > lookie > icc
>>70769785
The white man marches on.
dia and dreamcatcher like to use ouija boards
what about you guys, do you like ouija boards?
Simply K-Pop Line-Up 170203 11AM KST
Walwari
Mas 0094
TopSecret
Dreamcatcher
I
BP Rania
CLC
Vromance
Sonamoo
April
Hellovenus
Niel
Ravi
AOA
Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVr6yiZ9IMY
http://www.arirang.com/player/onair_tv.asp
http://time.is/11am_in_seoul
CHOA
>>70769815
D R E A M C A T C H E R
>>70769762
I like danger, romance and mystery
Article: [Exclusive] 'Breakup' T-ara Jiyeon to prepare for new solo release after 3 years
1. [+1,978, -93] Look at this media play, kicking it off with news of the break up
2. [+1,567, -79] And thus Jiyeon's media play has begun
3. [+1,351, -70] So was the break up news just the start of her media play?
4. [+1,179, -66] It's so obvious to the eye when celebrities try to market their relationships... the public can't be taken for fools anymore
5. [+185, -11] Kwang Soo is as consistent as ever... still stubbornly stuck with the same old marketing tactics. People say T-ara was ruined with their bullying scandal but I think Kwang Soo played a large role as well.
6. [+155, -13] T-ara has no competitive viability at all next to the current girl groups... it's so sad the desperate measures they're resorting to to remain relevant...
7. [+129, -15] Probably another sexy concept with stupid sexy dance moves... since she can't sing and all
8. [+113, -13] No wonder so much media play has been going on with her news about the break up ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
9. [+92, -4] MBK is so hopeless, never have I seen a company use a break up for media play
10. [+65, -2] So it's been media play all along? How trash is her agency that they thought of using her break up to promote her solo?
1. [+153, -3] Of course CEO Kwang Soo wouldn't waste such perfect timing.. ㅋㅋ
2. [+80, -4] I have no idea how Kwang Soo hasn't gone bankrupt as a CEO yet... when he pulls stupid sh*t like this ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
3. [+10, -5] She can't even sing, what solo?
4. [+10, -3] Did she time it with the break up...
5. [+8, -3] What Kwang Soo's thinking: This is great, we can media play her solo song as if it's an expression of her feelings after the break up
>>70769813
jfc what an ugly whore
>>70769811
>>70769785
As a Aryan Son of Mother Europa I approve of this thread.
doyeon + somi's dad = pure love
i keep having dreams about chaeyeon and jiae
>>70769813
let's not go crazy
>>70769824
jiyeon deserves better ;_;
>>70769833
misquote?
>>70769849
theyre asking you which is the better waifu. i strongly suggest jiae, but lovelyz as a whole is not as good as dia
>>70769785
>>70769815
thanks. on an american train so i probably can't watch
i typed up mubank already. nice show - most of those acts, rv comeback, and wjsn are on for some reason
>>70769862
that's a pretty yuri
>>70769824
>the public can't be taken for fools anymore
somehow twice is popular..
really makes you think
>>70769876
wjsn seem to have been absent recently
>>70769895
really fired up my neurons...
>>70769897
what a cute
>>70769885
>pretty yuri
Redundant.
>>70769823
Yeah those were the other things how did you know? keke
Now blow a kiss to me
that one slut from clc is really fucking hot
imagine intoing kpop and not blasting to your favorite idols
what a sad life
post these idols
>yooa
>binnie
>yeri
>irene
>mijoo
>laboum
dont post these idols
>snsd
>twice
>aoa
>>70769938
you don't mean that
>>70769928
how could I be such a goofball
>>70769938
>>70769931
she's really not that good looking she just has a fat ass and dresses like a whore
>>70769848
how does it feel knowing that pasty crackers will never have a shot at this
>>70769931
you mean fake hyuna? i agree
>>70769929
Hey I was talking about me
>Now blow a kiss to me
Norabwa ~umma
>>70769938
>mijoo
>yeri
>laboum
no
>>70769975
love this iljin
>>70769931
Which one?
>>70769938
Where my loonabros at
>>70769980
u wot?
>>70769952
thanks for the soshis
>>70769876
oh i think they might be doing that ballad version of 'i wish'. that's why they put it on youtube
imagine browsing this place for 16 hours every single day
>>70770029
i don't have to imagine it, i'm living it!
>>70769975
>tfw she was way hotter in this outfit than she is now
>>70770006
oh my god yes
>>70770006
>>70770006
w-why is loona child looking at me like that while sitting on a bed...?
>>70770024
i imagine having a chanmi gf would entail me always carrying a backpack full of snacks just in case she gets hungry
>tfw afraid of accidentally sexualizing heejin but she's older than somi
>>70770017
No problem.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2IuAmyfiPw
>that dbz sample
april is so based
>>70770059
that sounds nice
>>70769810
this shit grooves, ngl
>tfw no jaejin bf
>>70769977
Well I guess we have some things in common then how about that.
Did you watch CLC ASC yet?
>>70770094
do gaypops get roids or are they illegal in korea?
>>70770074
thanks for that one too my guy
>>70769811
>sweden
lmao
speaking of asc
post CUTE girls
>>70770127
WHEN
>>70770136
thanks for the chanmis
>>70770127
>jimin sperging out over Joy again
can't wait
>>70770127
cool. too bad asc has been shit since Eric left.
welp that explains
>>70770104
No but I watched one of Winner's streams I've been meaning to watch. 2016's last stream
>>70770006
here but that loli is the worst. i'd even take haseul over her
>>70770152
sure thing, I finally got around to sorting my instagram folder so its easier to post her
>>70770164
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
sooyoung wants SNSD to win the daesang this year
who's ready
>>70770174
how do you save full size images and videos from insta?
any skeng man in
>>70770195
you can either get the link from the source or use a browser extension to do it faster
>>70770112
He's all natural.
>mfw
>>70770173
>>70770127
SERIOUSLY WHEN
clc seungyeon is a fat annoying slut bitch
>>70770242
you missed it
>>70770244
thicc? check
slut? check
annoying? questionable
bitch? definitely not
>>70770259
shes a bully and not pretty enough to get away with it
>>70770257
dont say that
>>70770143
>>70770242
feb 7th 1pm kst
>>70770168
Was that the calligraphy one? How was it? I saw like, 5 minutes of it
>>70770218
if your browser makes it easy to put in global stylesheets you can toss in
._ovg3g { display: none !important }
that gets rid of the transparent square on top of the image that prevents you from dragging, right-clicking, etc
>>70770269
source?
as i suspected
>>70770237
post the pic of her feet in sandals
>>70770276
thanks cant wait
>>70770286
fat ugly dike
>>70770164
is that somi's dad? what in the heck?
lisa
what if there are no normal people here, that'd be so weird
>>70770296
1.she's not fat she's thicc
2no way could she be considered ugly when "idols" like umji babysoul etc exist
3. 100% sure she loves dick
>>70770287
this one?
>>70770277
Yeah, that's the one. It was boring so I wouldn't bother. I only watched that out of autism
>>70770299
>>70770310
there aren't any
>>70770315
no, the one where she doesnt look like a rodent
>>70770283
thanks, I'll have a look at that
>>70770310
what determines if someone is normal or not
chanmeezy...
show me a seoul 10
>>70770238
makes me wanna fucking do it
>>70770081
this is good
>>70770173
>even take haseul
you piece of shit
what if we're normal and the people that dont jack off to korean children are the crazy ones
>>70770359
look no further my man, aoa is all you need
>>70770359
https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=by78eM141IQ
>>70770374
not testing firing to somi IS crazy
>>70770331
this one? can't say any particular picture of a besandaled sorn is spring to mind
>>70770359
>>70770375
at the same damn time
>>70770374
if shes in kpop, shes a woman
>>70769809
fisting woohee...........
>>70770377
I got something right here that will fit inside her
anyone watching choke enthusiast's web drama?
>>70770182
that's my girl
let's go
>>70770316
Lol that sounds kind of out of character for you. Yeah that one seemed particularly dull but I did wanna watch the other ones. The birthday celebration and whatnot. It's February now. Weren't we discussing some comeback announcement was going to happen soon? I forget
this is what a natty goddess looks like in case you were wondering
>>70770465
post her sister
please tell me she's a trainee
>>70770417
too bad
>>70770414
underrated post. if she's old enough to dress like a slut and shake her ass in front of thousands of people she's not a child
Love this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvo4K0R1c9Y
>>70770465
literal goddess
>>70770374
People live pretending to love, our love is real and pure.
>>70770465
people may pretend to have forgotten, but we all know who our goddess is
i actually think doyeon is kind of ugly
>>70770481
word
soty
>>70770488
literally
>>70770461
What do you mean out of character
Anyway it's been pretty much confirmed that Winner will be coming back in March so I'm not sure what you're expecting
>>70770481
This is a top 3 Red Velvet song
>>70770485
<333
>>70770511
>Best guess for this image: goddess
based google
i voted for trump but i'm in love with a brown-skinned goddess
have you ever noticed how doyeon's ears look like that monster from cloverfield
>>70770555
no
>>70770519
>>70770553
life must be rough
>>70770515
>>70770510
There is always this one song on each their albums that is a complete standout
>>70770553
confessions of a virgin crackerass cracker
>>70770507
that's because you're gay
>>70770553
it is impossible to resist
embrace my fellow white man
>>70770513
I mean you watching something that long, especially if it's boring lol
>pretty much confirmed that Winner will be coming back in March
How?? I mean maybe you told me before but, remind me. Also I'm not really expecting anything but I wanna know where BP fits in
>>70770576
GOT 'EM
>>70770469
seconding this
>>70770576
she looks like a tranny though
how many sexual partners has doyeon been with
over or under 8?
>>70770612
zero
>>70770612
over 20
>>70770598
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confirmation_bias
kpop is for ___________
>>70770598
She does look a bit on the Thai side
>>70770612
zero
it's more of a one-way transaction if you catch my meaning
how do i get an ATTRACTIVE kpop girl
>>70770612
zero unless you count those dreams i had
>>70770587
Yeah like I said, autism
The CEO literally said that both boy groups are coming back in March, but I guess you can't really count on his word
>>70770612
we know of at least one and thats somi's dad. you cant have a white male and doyeon under one roof and expect nothing to happen
ICC
>Automatic
The Red
>Cool World
The Velvet
>Cool Hot Sweet Love
Russian Roulette
>Some Love
Rookie
>Body Talk
https://youtu.be/luaEMWmxcv0
wendy and seulgi starting this off. so nice
>>70770674
Correct
>>70770674
You must smoke weed
>>70770650
okay here's what you do:
step 1: fly to seoul
step 2: find the nearest tteokbokki stand
step 3: ask for the yellow fever special (tell him kpganon sent you)
step 4: ??????
step 5: profit
>>70770650
Be attractive yourself
Be rich
Have manners
yeojin...
>>70770637
listening to
>>70770661
>>70770164
your cracker myth was already busted retard
yozohs in for a world of hurt though
>>70770693
>kpganon
uh-oh...
>>70770695
zico suggests that 1 and 3 are optional
>Yuriposting
BASED
>be me
>live alone
>into kpop 4+ years
>literally just now realized i can have a waifu wallpaper and nobody will ever see it but me
kpop for this feel?
knock knock
who's there
nefertiti
nefer...
fuck off
>>70770650
>not knowing how to properly get a kpop star to fall in love with you
Step 1) Be attractive
Step 2) Pretend you don't know who she is
Step 3) Stalk your target. Find a routine where you know you can meet her (grocery shopping for example). Try to get there before she does so it rules out the possibility of following her. Have an excuse ready as to why you are there at a time you usually aren't if it comes up.
Step 4) Small talk
Step 5) You're in
When attempting to secure any type of friendship with a celebrity you can never let them know how much you know about them. At the most you can say "you look like so and so" or if they mention who they are you can say "oh, you were in X movie or you did Y song, right?" The inherent problem with non-celebrity and celebrity interaction is there is a huge disparity between the level of personal information available. If you let them know how much you know about them then you are doomed.
>>70770650
go to every event and take fancams of nugus until they become famous and are in your debt
>>70770725
>>70770734
he said attractive kpop girl not celebrity you virgin
>>70770650
watch a lot of dramas to find out
once you guys start dating it's important that you immediately start distancing yourself because you don't want her to get hurt
>>70770725
yuribros pretty much are objectively the best bros on kpg
Simply Kpop starting now
Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVr6yiZ9IMY
http://www.arirang.com/player/onair_tv.asp
>>70770676
They really shine in this song
SM artists set themselve apart by actually being able to properly convey emotions into the songs and tell a story.
>>70770689
I like synths and the 80s sound. Weed is for the lazy
>>70770650
tell her your uncle is JYP and he gives you free tickets to gaypop events. she'll suck your dick right there no joke
https://youtu.be/QH4e0GanaH0
Daily reminder that our luna got owned by a seamonkey.
what the fuck is this walwari thing?
hakuna matata
>>70770745
>>70770760
I usually open these threads look for Yuriposting and close when there is none. How is she so beautiful lads?
>>70770767
have any examples in mind?
taeyeon makes me feel something every time. i love her. so much that i can't think of anyone else. luna?
anyone else absolutely 100% hate twice?
i don't, was just curious if anyone else did though
>>70770782
this is the future of kpop
>>70770654
Right, now I remember. It was such a baffling decision I must have forgotten about it. We'll see if he follows through on that.
>>70770782
the fat bastard from austin powers made a korean debut
this guy's a regular michael winslow
>>70770791
only hate dubu/nayeonposters desu
>>70770791
they aren't even worth the energy it would take to hate them. if only more anons realized this...
i still need to find that early snsd variety where yuri lets the cameraman into the dorm. she's wearing a tank top and cargo pants. at that moment probably the hottest idol to ever exist
>>70770791
i'm not willing to dedicate that much energy to twice
>>70770791
i don't really like the group but the members did nothing wrong
>>70770787
It is only natural for white men to be attracted to the black pearl of the orient.
You are white, right?
>>70770813
dont be rude lisaposter
>>70770810
98% of kpg have never seen police academy btw
Who's the best Kpoop cover dancer bros?
make some noise~
>>70770796
He probably won't even keep his word, don't worry
>>70770833
>tfw you're in the 2%
>>70770841
ok. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
eli is based
>>70770833
poor bastards
>>70770834
i just don't see the point. there's always some idol thing i could watch
i literally can't think of anything more cringe than fagpop
>>70770791
i 110% love twice
>>70770813
theyre all terrible dont exclude yourself
>>70770731
Look at Chewy getting secondhand embarrassment from the retards.
Awwwww
im here for april
>>70770833
ive seen it, but im not a grandpa like you
>>70769531
sprinters have skeleton legs. they're not strong
>>70770848
he cucked his fans about as much as you possibly can
>>70770855
same
holy shit.......did time stop?
>>70770855
your life?
>>70770852
Idk some of them have nice butts
>>70770860
word
>>70770868
tfw
>>70770868
I always forget about that bit and its a nice surprise
it's pretty cool desu
>>70770870
>he clicked 9 store fronts for this comment
what
#memequin challenge
>>70770880
>not using legacy captcha
topsecret hwaiting!
>Twice is on Weekly Idol
>they do a game to test the non-Koreans knowledge of Korean proverbs
> Fill in the blank: "Cutting _____ with a knife"
> Mina and Momo's answer: Stomach
> Sana's answer: Neck
This is why Japan should not have nukes
wake me up when the straightpop starts
>>70769785
yuri solo when?
>>70770898
it's on right now
>>70770880
vanilla pleb
>>70770903
definitely isn't
>>70770889
good snsd song
>>70770898
dreamcatcher next
abril when?
>>70770898
you're missing it, get on the stream!!
>>70770845
It would be more exciting if he does desu. Imagine the drama.
>>70770918
is jinsols pussy legal yet?
>>70770921
>mouses over mpv
oh wow you really got me there....NOT
our cool as heck ninja girls on next... dreamcatcher hwaiting!
>>70770918
in two months
straightpop live
sua...
post rachel
why do you guys watch shows live? why not just watch the ones you want to later?
that way you don't have to watch gaypop
>>70770894
i wish sana was in a better group, she seems fun
>>70770787
I honestly don't know but I'm glad she is
>>70770948
so i can post about it
gotta fill my post quota for the day
>>70770918
when you start exclusively posting jinsol
i would have liked this jrock concept a lot more if they didn't cover themselves up with those stupid kimonos
>>70770948
it's more fun this way
why watch a football game when you can just watch the highlights the next day?
>>70770945
>>70770926
I don't get why people complain so much, as long as it's not on the same week I don't get it
>>70770961
mao sena...
>>70770961
i don't think my (legal) wife would appreciate that
>>70770963
it's about the music idiot NOT their nubile bodies
I love the instrumental to this I track
>>70770948
I usually only watch if there's a soshi so I can make webms
is there a show on right now?
simply kpop is the best music show
prove me wrong
>>70770978
jinsol is legal what you talking about m8
>group name is related to american indian spirituality
>debut song involves koreans and a chink in kimonos
do americans hate them for cultural appropriation yet
How do you watch a show and post on kpg at the same time?
>>70770993
word. I love the vocals too, it's a great song
>>70770999
I literally can't, the attempt would be futile.
>>70771007
>he doesnt have two monitors
>>70771007
i have four monitors
>>70771006
americans are too busy with protests and shit
>>70771007
multiple monitors/devices. or just put them on two separate windows next to each other and deal with them being tiny
>>70770999
it's literally the best
>>70771007
multiple monitors, multiple windows, open it in a media player and float it on top, watch the show on tv etc. there's a bunch of ways
>>70771002
>December 4, 2001
>legal
what third world country do you live in
>>70770999
i can't
smores are the best part of any kpop show
we make arr own....destiny
>>70770945
4th time today
>>70770999
the host is doing that for you
>>70771051
dude....STOP
>>70771051
i want to like wendy but i just know it's straight hamburger down there
is this alex's last performance?
>>70771039
mrj3.webm
>>70771023
are you commandeering a tank or some shit
did alex leave rania? it's kind of weird seeing them together
>British Petroleum Rania
what did they mean by this?
lol, they let her perform with the rest of rania?
>>70771067
>>70771074
wait did she finally give up on being in a group where nobody understands her
>>70771078
It's obviously Black Pink Rania
its benzoyl peroxide rania, retard
post jinsoles
alex being a sjw on american issues and shes getting cucked by koreans lmaooooo
if i see one more non korean i'm going to vomit
>>70771051
i want to do something to this piece of canadian bacon
>>70770790
Wendy, Luna, Seulgi, Wendy are at the top female regarding this for sure. For gaypop Shinee pops into my mind, but I also don't know the older groups like TVXQ that well.
Sunny is another example. She's best at acting her persona out and has a really flexible vocal texture.
apparently this perf is prerecorded?
>>70771072
it's not that simple
there's another law according to which it's considered rape if you have sex with a minor while you're in a senior position
>>70771051
*autistic shrieking*
>>70771105
simply kpop records on monday
>>70771112
>having sex with your waifu
arrest this man
>>70771100
>twice shopping at target
eunbean is hilarious
>>70771104
unfortunately sunny never gets a chance to do anything. they should just turn off the mics for everyone not in tts
>>70771072
so their 12th birthday could be december 31st and they'd be legal on the 1st of january? what the heck?
i want to plop my ____ into wendy's _____
>>70771100
based koreans
in an ideal world yujin would be transferred to twice
>>70770975
I think iKonics and Incle are just extremely sensitive. They have been hurt too much. They have that in common so I would think they'd be very supportive of each other but apparently not.
>>70771143
engagement ring
ring finger
>>70771143
shit
toilet
>>70771111
what a fucking GODDESS
>>70771143
money purse
>>70771101
>>70771143
tongue
mouth
>>70771143
Spare change
Open guitar case on the streets of Toronto in the future
>>70771143
bacon
leaf