*blocks your path* edition
>>70527586
>>70533816
have you sold all you have and given it to the kittens?
djent
>tfw they're from your town
where does /metal/ get their merch from?
bonus points if it ships to europe
>it's another finnish band with obnoxious whisper screams rather than growls episode
>>70533917
>having the money to buy merch
>>70533862
6th for the power of the ancient force
>>70533892
I have partner, I have...
>>70533917
Shows
Buying shit online is plebby
>>70533912
the cat preacher posted?
>>70533939
what a thicc doggo
>>70533917
Ebay. I need to be able to see that it's durable 100% cotton and not that flimsy bullshit.
>>70533963
someone said thicc doggo
post more *blocks your path*
>>70533939
I'd like a few shirts and CDs
>>70533946
what about disbanded bands?
>>70533971
ebay seems like a nice place to start looking
>>70533917
From shows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpuYxvFFxN8
>"Sorry man I only have a card, I don't carry cash."
>>70533912
Pelican is the only notable one I can think of.
>>70534001
>what about disbanded bands?
youll have to look through google, maybe discogs
>>70533999
>>70533999
*unsheathes katana*
So we all agree WitTR is the goat atmoshit then cool consider the matter closed
>>70533999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-qd_fm7Pco
Name a worse cover than this. You literally can't.
>>70534054
what's best judas priest
>>70534084
that isn't Earth and Pillars
*carresses you with a tentacle*
>>70534113
painkiller
>>70534098
i literally can't
how does Barnes think this sounds even remotely acceptable
>>70534113
Stained Clas, Painkiller, Screaming For Vengence
Reminder that Jugulator by Judas Priest is the best groove metal album of all time
>>70534113
unhappy limbs of destiny
>>70534098
barnes dropped SO hard from BAB to the newest version of six feet under it's actually kind of funny
>>70534129
>impairor
oh shit I'm really scared.
Skynet sent a cyborg back through time and it's programmed only for one thing: impairing people.
>>70534137
Reminder that Judas Priest without Rob Halford is NOT Judas Priest.
who /forestrock/ here?
>>70534194
Forgotten Legends the best forestcore of all time.
What's your current aoty, folx?
is this the best Cannibal Corpse
>>70534238
fuck off and kill yourself namefag
Waow lads this album is actually pretty good. Never bothered listening to it because
>behemoth
Top 5 black metal genres:
1. raw
2. depressive
3. second-wave
4. third-wave
5. pagan
>>70534265
catchy pop black metal
>>70534265
maybe don't let memes dictate your taste?
>>70534265
Worst album ever
>>70534265
kill yourself reddit
Anyone heard this hidden gem?
>>70534238
sounds like mgla
therefore it's indubitably garbage
why did /metal/ turn on behemoth? is it just because FIFH shilled the satanist so much?
>>70533999
>>70534265
Nice try FIFH.
>>70534283
What's 3rd wave?
>>70534289
I'm not, I never bothered listening to it until now because all of behemoth's previous work is mediocre and unremarkable. But maybe I should revisit their older albums now.
>>70534287
Sue me. Already gone down that rabbit hole with Sargeist and Batushka anyway.
>>70534332
Everything that have released recently has been on the same levels of wank as slam
>>70534137
It's actually true. It has no right to be as good as it is but the guitarists know their shit.
>tfw your forests are burning
Metal for this feel
>>70534244
it's hard to really pick my favorites since they all have their own unique flavor, but my top 3 would probably be
>Vile
>Gore Obsessed
>Gallery of Suicide??
>>70534345
>I never bothered listening to it until now because all of behemoth's previous work is mediocre and unremarkable
not true, btw
best riffs eva
>>70534362
did you do it?
don't lie to me now
>>70534408
shit album
shit band
>>70533999
>>70534408
such a weird band, their songs can go from having some really sick riffs to being boring garbage
reminds me of necrophagist in aw ay
>>70534233
What exactly is forestcore?
>>70534415
atmofag detected
>>70534408
>Decapicucked
Whatever happened to this psychotic dude? He was a good guitarist.
>>70534429
>not Decuckitated
>>70534411
Of course i didn't
I love forests and large trees
>>70534427
>>70534427
actually i'm a riffag
>>70534395
Is there any riff EVER that is more cold and hateful than the 3rd one in transylvanian forest? I swear, that riff laid the groundwork for all finnish black metal after them
>>70534444
>BC Rich
is there a bigger fucking meme in metal than these guitars
>>70533999
*blocks your path*
>>70534458
If they made ERGs they would be the meme masters of guitars
>>70534428
i get unreasonably triggered by that lazy ass album cover. like, you fags are from new york city you don't go in the woods.
the music is actually pretty good
what is it with tech death metallers and egypt
>>70534330
is it actually good?
How does Metal /mu/ feel about Cult of Luna & Julie Christmas - The Mariner?
I personally love it.
>>70534458
There's nothing wrong with them. Just because they make affordable models that dads buy for their 12 year old kids doesn't mean they aren't legitimate instruments.
how come girls dont like metal?
>>70534501
kangz
>>70534505
nu-male shit
atmosludge go to hell
>>70534509
But they do
Just not as much
>>70534509
because of it's retrogade notions of masculinity
>>70534505
One of the best albums of the year
>>70534523
Dumb riffshitter
>>70534501
ancient egypt is extremely fascinating and brutal
>>70534509
they do, they just don't want to talk to your unpleasent ass
>>70534505
cygnus is goat
>>70534509
Because its mean and scary :'(
>>70534537
not him but atmosludge is probably the lowest form of atmoshit, get some taste
>>70534523
Jokes on you i'm a nu-female
>>70534505
Julie's vocals are definition of acquired taste
>>70534505
/meal/ secretly likes it but will throw out meme-bands like Cucktor instead of admitting they listen to Mariner every night while jerking
>>70534505
Pretty good
>>70534558
>female in /metal/
post your copy of Elvenefris then
>>70534570
her voice makes my peepee really hard, especially when she puts on her creepy little girl voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIBdpFJyFkc
is this essential warcraftcore
More albums like pic related?
>>70534584
so this is how preacher games huh
Manic was the best vocalist in MayheM. PERIOD. dead was a meme because of his suicide. He'd just be the guy who did a few demos with the band if he just left and didn't an hero. And Attila sounds like a monk with down syndrome.
He butchered freezing moon on DMDS (which I will admit dead did the best version of), and every song there after. MayheM was made for harsh vocals. Not dramatic readings.
>>70534612
vektor - magma
>>70534551
Females are more scary themselves
What's your aoty of 2016? Mine is pic related.
>>70534595
why is shitty power metal so nostalgic?
>>70534244
the bleeding is
>>70534595
Shit man, nightiwsh, dream evil, hammerfall, and within temptation were my favorite jams to play when grinding back in the day. I miss 08/09 :'(
>>70534666
you can't trick me into listening to meme metal, satan
*appears to you in a gay dream*
>>70534557
you're fucking stupid, atmosuldghe requires way more talent than shitty ambient shriekcore atmoblack albums that get overhyped every year
>current year
>still no avatar-themed oriental power metal band
sigh
>>70534570
>>70534573
>>70534576
I get why its so acquired it took me at least 2 listens to really get into it but shit is it powerful, any recs for similar?
Her solo stuff isn't as good.
>>70534584
Sorry I don't listen to that kinda shit
Oh I would definitely call myself a metal patrician. At the Gates, Deathspell Omega, Ved Buens Ende, Mgla, the list goes on...
>>70534244
>listening to butt death
post autistic metallum reviews
http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/Sargeist/Disciple_of_the_Heinous_Path/95666/PhilosophicalFrog/68002
>>70534720
sigh is not power metal though
>>70534709
>manowar
>gay
posevr
>>70534720
also a posevr
>>70534725
>>70534621
2bh some chick, or anyone, really, having a copy of Elvenefris would be far more arousing than anything else
>>70534725
>Elvenefris
>I don't listen to that kinda shit
100% no sarcasm end your life fucking immediately
>>70534750
>posevr
go back to r/ShitTheFalseSay
>>70534725
>Sorry I don't listen to that kinda shit
well well well, seems like you can leave and never fucking come back then
>>70534725
Battle of Mice
Made Out of Babies
>>70534509
Girls don't generally like music, dude. They use it as a status signal and for cheap emotional catharsis. They don't listen to full albums, they don't devote undivided attention to understanding a piece, and they don't generally develop an actual taste past "I like rock', because they listen to what they think will either make them popular or countersignal the mainstream.
When's the last time you've been in a girl's room and she has a collection of albums? Or even an extensive Itunes library? My fiance likes folk, and she listens exclusively to the same four albums year in and year out, because it's all the same to her and those specific albums have some nostalgia value to them.
Don't try to find a soulmate based on your male hobbies. They're male hobbies for a reason.
>>70534720
Because everyone would be expecting a korrasami love balas at the end of the album
>>70534778
found the virgin
>>70534761
>>70534772
>implying Ememeris isn't overrated shit
>>70534791
it's a grower, i didn't like it at first neither
>>70534791
t. DMSG
How could you not like elvenefris as soon as you hear those ebin drums?
>>70534756
>>70534773
Will listen too
>>70534772
I'll give it a proper listen and a chance
>>70534786
>not the "gurl who likes elvenefris would make me so hard" tripfag
>>70534841
>liking St Anger drums
>>70534841
atmosludge listeners don't actually like metal
post guilty pleasures
>>70534860
everyone already knows preacher is a virgin
>>70534841
absolutely this
>>70534860
i have fucked several rusty light poles and a couple trees
liking flesh is queer
>>70534905
i'd succ his cocc
Ebin artworks
>>70534345
Wait Batushka is catchy pop BM now?
>>70534932
ayy lmao
>>70534967
Batushka is the Ghost of Black Metal
>>70534967
how is that new
>>70534983
the Ghost of black metal is clearly Hail Spirit Noir
>>70534932
>>70534345
Sargeist is black n roll now?
>>70534778
I know very, very many dudes who act the same. And I know a few girls who are contradictory to that claim.
what is the ghost of death metal?
>>70535033
This record is at least
>>70534238
Literally that. It's mgla, but actually really fucking good.
>>70535056
six feet under
>>70535056
Gorguts or Opeth if you count disbanded bands
>>70534983
>>70534996
Well??? I didn't know, I never really paid very much attention to them. I knew they had a ceremonial black mass aesthetic like Ghost but I've never found them "poppy," or even catchy per se. But I never thought they were bad, just not very good.
>>70535039
Exceptions prove the rule. And even when a dude has mainstream taste, he'll still be able to articulate why his favorite Kanye album is what it is.
>>70534244
Gore Obsessed, then Bloodthirst
>>70535088
>not liking Mgla
>>70535056
Slipknot
>>70534238
Anyone got a DL for this
>>70535133
with hearts towards none wasn't bad, but Exercises was pretty mediocre desu.
>>70535119
>And even when a dude has mainstream taste
you make it sound like the wide majority of the male population has some uber diverse taste
i don't know if it's different where you live but i assure you that's not even remotely close
>>70535155
Really makes you think
>>70534690
Ofc I can
>>70534238
this desu
also hang yourself namefag
>>70535177
RYM users are sheep
>>70535177
>rym ratings
what earplugs do you guys use at concerts?
>>70535177
>using rym ratings to argue your point
>using rym at all
autism
>>70535177
Those are some really gay album titles
>>70535177
Don't base your taste on ratings kek. That said, I like mgla
>>70535177
>RYM ratings
>RYM anything
>>70535154
There's a mortuus link, google it
>>70535215
holy shit, that has to be a joke review
>>70535196
The cover's terrible but I enjoyed the album
>>70535203
I use these for everything
>>70535177
>>70535198
>>70535207
>>70535215
RYM is normally good but it's so easy to tell which albums have genuine ratings and which ones are meme ratings
>>70535250
Yeah the last few albums have had shit covers but the music's grand.
>>70535252
>RYM is normally good
absolutely not
it's the best example of an extremely useful site populated by a terrible community
>>70535196
Xenon is still their best album
Should've stopped there
>>70533999
>>70535215
this is creepy
>>70535265
Kinda like metal-archives
>>70535265
I wouldn't say rym is terrible in my experience genuinely good metal albums get the high rating they deserve even if they're of a genre that /mu/core loving numales (which seem to be the prime rym constituency) don't typically like, case in point
It's 4:20
Post meme metal
>>70535155
Mdlosci was better than both
>>70535373
>>70535373
mastodon
>>70535373
https://youtu.be/tPIO86jTrQQ
>>70535373
Please don't
>>70535474
Used to love this band unironically
>>70535373
>>70534098
to be fair that is one the worst Iron Maiden songs
>>70535198
>>70535200
>>70535207
>>70535215
There is nothing wrong with RYM
Their rutings are morer reliable than on other sites
>>70534505
Same girl, What does /Mu/ thin of Drugstore Fanatics?
Personally i think its criminal that there still unsigned.
But yeno go listen to em.
>>70534054
Crab Society North demo
>>70535545
>PNG
>220x220
How does this shit even happen
>>70535574
>rutings
>morer
lel
I agree though
I trust them more than M-A at least
>>70535574
>Their rutings are morer reliable than on other sites
Eloquently put anon
>>70535574
>Their rutings are morer reliable than on other sites
don't you have dangerous wild life to fight
The sample size is way too small for most entries on MA.
where are they now?
Behold, today's metal masters
>>70535056
every deathcore band
>tfw i've been nu-maled
metal for this feel?
>>70535739
go listen to alcest sissy
>>70535713
That picture for Amaranthe almost looks like the lead-up to a porno
>>70535761
kek
>>70535713
>Whores
what
is this some kind of meta ZOG in-joke i'm not aware of?
coming for you, watchmojo.
>>70535713
what the fuck is Whores doing amongst these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVqeoI4klLE
Glammy whammy
>>70535801
it's an meta-joke on how metal as selled out
>>70535739
How should I know?
>symphonic glam
Is there any symphonic technical brutal death metal?
>>70535944
Fleshgod Apocalypse
>>70535318
>>70535574
yeah truly a great site >>70532725
>>70535944
Fleshgod Apocalypse fits the bill
>>70535944
Persefone
Post albums that aren't Hammerheart
>>70535956
that's their worst release though
>pop-punk trying to pass as stoner/sludge metal
what the fuck
>>70535994
I got u fám
>>70534584
>elvenefris
>good
Pick one
>>70535975
>Yeezus now bolded despite 3.42 rating while
we /celebrationofmediocrity/ now
as if we weren't before
>>70536061
why would you lie like that
>>70536024
quintessential nu-male sludge
>>70536024
what if it's sludge trying to pass itself as pop punk
Metal that is close to j-pop?
>>70536141
I've yet to hear this
>>70536082
>>70533351
this is hilarious
>>70536167
kys
>>70536167
Babymetal's first album
>>70536174
eh, i'm not surprised
pretty much every facet, ever clique if it were, on RYM is stupid, as stupid as the delusion of having any identity at all
>>70534503
It's pretty good. Pretty difficult to digest considering it's 2 hours long, though. Their album Contradiction is better.
I love Galneryus a lot, but their lyrics seem to be power metal giberish for the most part. Is there a power metal band with good lyrics?
>>70536356
Demoniac
anyone know of metal that sounds similar to the ending part of this pallbearer song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkQ_GliI4co&t=6m47s
maybe like bell witch but a little faster or warning but a little less cheesy? help me out here
>>70536356
Galneryus still sound too close to helloween
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhJqiMQsYMI
Is this metal and where I can get more?
>>70536429
I am thoroughly enjoying this album so far but the singer is hard to get used to. So far.
>>70536522
Burzum where really power metal that went wrong
>>70533999
>>70536429
>band and album named after two unrelated masterpieces of literature
>lyrics are tolkienshit
guess bad hobbits really do die hard
I demand more Barbarian metal!
>>70536356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGMx0YkeTFQ
>>70534343
Finnish-style bm (Horna, Sargeist, etc.)
>>70535618
>I trust RYM ratings more than M-A
(pic related)
>>70534238
The Flight of Sleipnir - Skadi
>>70536642
HIGH ON FIRE
>>70536493
The singers sound similar but the music is very different because of the cultural differences.
>>70536574
The vocalist has a bit of range my man, he changes it up quite a bit.
to that anon who asked the other day, if you skip to 42:45 you can hear the interview from /ourgirl/
http://thefivecount.com/interviews/an-evening-with-the-great-kat/
>>70536649
MA ratigns aren't worth shit, especially with all tohse meme reviewers
>>70536536
also Morrow - Covenant of Teeth
>>70536522
VARGMOJO 100% CONFIRMED
BEST FEMALE FRONTED BLACK METAL?
BEST FEMALE FRONTED DEATH METAL?
BEST FEMALE FRONTED THRASH METAL?
BEST FEMALE FRONTED SLUDGE METAL?
BEST FEMALE FRONTED DJENT?
>>70536687
at least even the lowliest MA reviewers are actual metalheads, whereas rym is infested with hipsters
>>70536746
is that a guy or a girl
>>70536642
>>70536681
>>70536522
you'll never play Bolt action with Varg
>>70536642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwXEQbeh2Sk
>>70536749
metalheads are cancer
>>70536844
then why are you here?
>>70536413
>this singing
my ears!
>>70536865
I like metal
>>70536902
therefore you are a metalhead
are non-redundant guitar solos still a thing?
post the greatest guitar solos from 2016, like the ones that actually were worth putting in to the song
>>70536794
>>70536681
she's cute!
CUTE!
>>70536922
>liking metal makes you a metalhead
>>70536794
>>70536681
Still have no idea who this is and why I should care about her
>>70536844
still not as cancerous as indieheads or hip-hop faggots
>>70536995
She's very cute and she makes metal.
>>70536765
Both
>>70537008
She looks like she has daddy issues
>>70536922
i also like cheese, but you don't see me going round calling myself a cheesehead
>>70536844
people who stick to one style of music are cancer
>>70536972
well yeah
if you're a fan of metal, then your opinions on metal are trustworthy
if you only like metal that has value to hipsters like Deafheaven then you are not trustworthy for metal recommendations
which is why ma is better than rym
>>70537067
MA likes a lot of hipster metal
>>70537008
I thought the whole point of Kat was to educate metalheads on classical music.
>>70537087
not nearly as much as rym though, and even if they do like hipster metal, they also like "true metal"
>>70534883
Im an ausfag so its not as bad
>>70537064
I'd rather have one truly passionate fan that only listens to one genre than some faggot who listens to the most entry level bands from many genres and brags about how eclectic his taste is afterwards
>>70537165
>some faggot who listens to the most entry level bands from many genres and brags about how eclectic his taste is afterwards
so /mu/ then
>>70537190
yes, fuck them
>>70536167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzCWuLu-Jq0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7DYlEBVKLI
>>70535713
>From thrash to prog and everything in between
>Only have big 4 thrash, nu metal, metalcore and sometimes symphonic metal
>>70537165
You can be passionate about more than one type of music
>>70537272
the drummer is not as cute as this one.
>>70537420
yes, those were just examples
Now that the dust has settled, what's the verdict?
>>70537506
Only the first 2 songs move me
>>70537506
extremely overrated
What drug is the most /metal/? (Other than alcohol, of course)
>>70537577
hentai
>>70537506
literally who
>>70537506
Need more Advanced Squad Leader
>>70537506
First 3 songs are top tier, last howmanyever are trash.
Currently listening to a record which is painfully bad cos I have to review it, support me /meal/
>>70537601
that's varg's daughter on the cover
>>70536746
is that a guy dressing like a girl or a girl dressing like a guy. id still ravage that booty tho
>>70536666
Fucking check em
>>70537577
memes
>>70537636
supported
Let's have a comfy thread again
>>70537590
what is this general's constant obsession with cucks and nu-males. are you all secretly craving effeminate boipussy?
>>70537736
>>70534544
Cygnus is swan actually ;)
>>70537742
I'm not very secretive about my desire to shatter a female boy's cock sheath.
>>70533912
Homewrecker
>>70534283
>No blackened death metal
>No 1st wave/black thrash
>No industrial black metal
REEEE
>>70534332
The Satanist is actually their weakest album. (That I've heard at least).
>>70534505
It was ok/10
>>70534612
Kvist - For Kunsten Maa Vi Evig Vike
>>70537742
>secretly
I'm pretty open about
>tfw no qt effeminate to sexually bully when he tries to listen to twinkly faggot metal