atmomeal edition
old:
>>70519021
>>70519021
>>70519021
>previous thread not even at bump limit
why do u cunts keep doing this?
>>70527597
because he's a good for nothing atmoshitter
>>70527598
agree
>>70527598
the only thing /metal/ taught me is that BM is a meme, especially riffside
>>70527613
or, you know, just live on a civilized continent
>>70527613
thats cos aids comes from monkeys not goats
>>70527642
>tfw GIV is currently developing in an Arab farm some place
Great album.
>>70527652
black metal is shit
>>70527652
Black metal sucks
>>70527681
Just because you don't see the appeal, doesn't mean it sucks.
>>70527652
people need to stop jerking off to this, it's really shitty
>>70527757
yeah, same for top 40 music
*blocks your path*
>>70527762
It's not, it's better than Nightside.
>>70527774
Why does black metal suck?
>>70527807
*unsheathes Katana*
>>70527809
black metal sucks because it's shit
Well
>>70525697
>>70527838
Why is black metal shit?
>>70527852
Besides memes, why does it suck/is shit/whatever?
>>70527809
>It's not, it's better than Nightside.
"no"
>>70527920
>"no"
It is, deal with it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAajs4oMbpg
groovy
>>70527846
because it sucks
>>70527975
SOTS has a completely different tuning from metalcore bands you dumb fuck
>>70527975
Most of your "points" boil down to "WAH, I DON'T LIKE IT, NEITHER SHOULD YOU".
>>70527975
none of that means anything at all though, it's just vague characteristics of a genre written assholeishly, you could do the same to literally every single fucking genre
>>70527586
name a better track intro than the gale
protip, you fucking cant
why do we have atmoshit again?
>>70528080
>vague characteristics of a genre written assholeishly
isn't that every /metal/ post?
I AM THE HAAAAAAAAAMMEEEEEEEEEEEER
>>70528098
Equivalence
>>70528098
Majesty.
>>70527807
did you even listen to the band?
you might have them mistaken for wintersun
>Varg makes dungeon synth and shitposts on YouTube
>Fenriz makes crust and listens to butt metal
>Enslaved and Ihsahn decided to make proge
Most big arists have grown out of black metal and so should you
>>70527927
"no"
>>70527586
>Insomnium by Bob Poor
>mfw everything you listen to is considered trash on here
>>70528166
Then your taste is good.
>>70527586
is there a band with a worse good music to shit live performance ratio than Insomnium?
>>70528201
Terrorizer.
*kills a faggot with his wife-beating friend*
what is your top 5 favorite bands?
>>70527809
>better than nightside
lol no
>>70528351
It is, since it improves on it.
>>70528153
Fenriz returned to his roots with Arctic Thunder, so you're wrong.
>>70528395
improves on it by totally missing the point of black metal?
>>70528475
>point of black metal
lol
This is not that bad
>>70528544
It's not the worst thing ever, but it's quite mediocre and another disappointment in Opeth's discography.
>>70528581
>Pagan Whites
Varg pls
>>70528581
And atheists above all. ;)
>>70528516
t. poser
>>70528671
t. trvoo kvlt faget
Is White Walls the greatest metal track of the decade?
>>70528693
i don't listen to mediocre buttmetal
>>70528682
go whine about meanie black metal fans on reddit instead
>>70528699
But it's 8/10 according to Scaruffi
>>70528705
Go back to ANUS cunt
>>70528693
no, sun of nothing is
>>70528581
t. Varg
>>70528708
>but it's 8/10 according to a senile ignorant italian reviewer
What metal album will reveal me the ancient secret of war?
proge is slowly becoming my favorite genre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VmNTl6JvDY
meal for this feel?
>>70528877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObL9u7cG2wM
why does this board has such entry-level shit tastes when it comes to metal
>>70528877
Sounds like indie rock version of Leprous
>>70528877
proge is just fun to say/type out too
>>70528897
these dudes are fucking awesome too.like a not shit version of Leprous
>>70528868
...For Victory.
>>70528908
>why does this board has such entry-level shit tastes when it comes to everything
ftfy
>>70528908
If it's not reviewed by their meme reviewers they don't care
>>70528910
>CH
>not shit version of Leprous
Come on dude
what's some snob metal
>>70528939
D E A F H E A V E N
>>70528950
that's hipster metal, not snob metal
>>70528939
Snobs don't listen to metal
>>70528954
It's the other way around, lad.
>>70528933
leprous are literally fedoracore starter pack.
>>70528963
how can you deny that deafheaven is the epitome of hipster metal
>>70528964
What did he mean by this
Dead's art is pretty fvcking kvlt
>>70528939
akercocke, leprous, voices, deathspell omega
>>70528964
Their music and lyrics aren't particularly euphoric unlike The Ocean or Allegaeaon
>>70528979
every time
>>70528939
>>70528970
They aren't hipster, but are snobs. They don't do it because it's "cool" or "against the grain", but because they want to and it comes off as a bit snobbish..
>>70529002
The Ocean is pretty alright dude, but that is hardly metal or prog.
Allegaeaon are brocore who figured out reddit and memes in order to entertain their fans because their music is way too fucking shit for that.
>muh sweep arpeggios
>>70529015
all great except blut aus nord
post guilty pleasures
>>70529044
>>70529044
>>70529044
Is no more color the best coroner album ?
>>70529044
>>70529073
name 3 (three) good coroner riffs
>>70529044
>>70529050
>>70529064
>>70529069
>>70529076
>critically acclaimed albums
>guilty pleasures
What the fuck is wrong with you guys
>>70529073
NMC and MV are about equal
>>70529084
Coroner had more riffs in single song than most thrash vands had in their whole career
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjgmh5-MhQ4
>>70529085
There are multiple factors to consider here, ombre.
>>70529084
this whole fucking song has god-tier riffs m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oC_52OoZz9Q
>>70529085
ill go to hell for this
>>70529095
coroner are so weird to play on guitar
>>70529095
as much as i love thrash i don't get the hype for coroner
they have decent riffs here and there but they lack something that should hook me and i don't know what it is
>>70529160
>tfw to inteligent too not enjoy Coroner
i don't get the hype for Death, their riffs are nothin special and Schuldiner's solos are shit
>>70529199
Lyrics.
>>70529199
>used to love death when i was younger
>grow up
>death is shit now
death is baby music
how do I write bulldozing Bolt Thrower riffs?
>>70529236
You don't.
>>70529014
It's just so much reddit in one fucking image
czech are weird
is there a czech metal chart?
Just found this on the depths of google, holy kek.
Is this a meme?
>>70529280
>>70529299
Who is that
>>70529304
thankz
Hailz satan hailz trve aryan warriors of northern darkness and death to trendy judeo-christian homosexual poseurs only trve vampirik svartmetall is for warriors of underground kvlt militia satanik hitlerik 666 hell militia we are united we are one against communist judeo-masonic poseur and all homosex we are trve nekro master elite of imperial nordic pagan blood AAAAAAAARRRRRGH!!!! eternal satanic aryan wytchkvlt we will conquer back europa from muslim judeo-christian invaders devilworship blood revenge SS svartmetall kommando we will rise and genocide all poseur scum
>>70529316
The drummer of Emperor who killed some faggot (?)
>>70529329
>AAAAAAAARRRRRGH!!!!
that reminds me
nice Kenji Siratori-tier shitpost btw
>>70529014
>getting cucked by a corpse
>median age of this thread: 15
>>70529520
>median age of this poster: 13
>>70529642
actually I'm 12
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHLeyF8lj2o
If it weren't for the high expectations, this would be rated a lot better
straight forward modern metal with RIFFS
shit album
Anyone heard this hidden gem?
>>70529773
still not listened to it properly yet, cant get into it even though its hyped
>>70529793
yes haha well meme'd, but it is a fantastic album
My favorite atmometal festival
>>70529913
it's boring as shit. this blackgaze nu-male shit has just run its course
>>70529952
>that Party Cannon logo
Every time
>>70528693
No swim to the moon is better
>>70529044
Rings of Saturn
Devil wears prada
A day to remember's homesick album
>>70530010
new devil wears prada is legitimately good though
like srsly they matured a lot
>>70529952
literally not a single good band to be found here
>>70530042
I hate their new stuff. Plagues is their best
reminder that there is nothing wrong with ABR tier of metalcore
>>70529954
>blackgaze nu-male shit
nice buzzwords
>>70530119
The problem is there are like 3 bands in that category
>>70529085
welcome to /meal/
>>70530140
find another way to describe that type of metal. i'll wait
>>70528098
angel of death you fucking faggot
>>70530194
>Gayer
>>70528153
>grow out of black metal into prog and youtube videos about "da joos"
nigga what
>>70530204
slayer > your favorite band
>>70530227
Hahaha no
>>70530232
Hahaha yes, nu-male
>giving a shit about genres
This is why I can't really identify with most metal autists.
If it sounds good, who the fuck cares? All you're ever going to do is hear the same shit over and over and over again if you stick to genres because of metal's OCD with maintaining convention and purity.
Listen to bands and artists, not genres.
cradle of filth is the worst band ever
thoughts
>>70530251
Deafhaven is worse
>>70530239
literally autism, please leave and never come back.
>>70530239
>DON'T LIKE A THING, YOU HAVE TO LIKE ALL THE THINGS
Fuck off cunt, i like what i like and i don't give a shit if my favorite genres trigger you
>>70530238
>like Slayer
>unironically uses nu-male
Meathead redneck spotted
>>70530283
...said the liberal cuckold
I [spoiler]unironically[/spoiler] listen to [spoiler]Slipknot[/spoiler].
>>70530283
You better delete that comment pardner
>>70530297
I voted for Trump
>>70530302
Slipknot are secretly patrician
>>70530268
>>70530280
Like I said, metal autism. It's like being an otaku, except for really shitty, uninspired music.
>>70530351
just go back to /mu/ and stop embarrassing yourself with your ignorance
>>70530351
>>70530239
i agree. i love metal and used to hate nu-metal, metalcore, etc etc but it all has it's place and now i find some of the "poser shit" pretty cool and catchy
>>70530364
isnt dismissing entire sub-genres for being "not metal" technically ignorant
>>70530364
>>70530268
>>70530280
You are cancer
>>70530430
>isnt dismissing entire sub-genres for being "not metal" technically ignorant
i literally never did that and never even mentioned that, stop making shit up autist
>>70530449
it's the impression i get from most metalheads tbf
>>70530444
yeah yeah sure, please leave and go back to your Giles Corey, Taylor Swift, Coil, 21 Savage or whatever garbage the trendy /mu/ kids listen to these days
more like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LIDkXfic_w
>>70530460
Go listen to Slayer and Pantera you braindead moron
>>70530476
oh wow looks like i triggered the nu-male within you
>>70530465
Mr. Bungle
>>70530483
>If I keep calling him nu-male I will win
Fuck off to r/the donald you trash
>>70530351
Genres are specifically designed to define a range of music. Hating people for liking genres is stupid
>>70530501
kek
>>70529952
>when your genre runs into a logo-design wall
>>70529952
I recognize that Epicardiectomy logo
kasme vaade nibhayenge hum
>>70530524
t. autistic nu-male
>>70530524
This
add cuck and normie to that
>>70530543
oh yeah and these as well, forgot about those
>>70530533
i had rough sex with my gf so hard my cock bled.
Well, this was pretty weak
I loved all his previous albums but it seems he is running out of ideas now.
Grab some papes or feel free to contribute
>>>/wg/6829052
>>70530524
that's not a secret to anyone outside of the chanz and maybe other fringe-like shitholes, mate, same with all of the other buzzwords like >>70530543 i'd add degenerate too because although the word has an actual meaning this days it degenerated to ''whatever /pol/ dislikes''
>>70530558
Fuck off furfag
>>70530558
to be fair he did release a good electronic album last year, i wish he would go back to his black metal sound
Daily reminder that Czech thrash is insanely lulzy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw5mZrd2QJo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2aZD1uoE70
>>70529199
just listen to the first and leprosy
its just magic
>>70529199
Scream Bloody Gore, Leprosy and Human are still killer
don't get why everyone loses their shit over Symbolic, it's good if you like entry level metal
what's the best Thy Catafalque
>>70530690
Regneteg for me
who hype for new Vallenfyre here?
R I F F S
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zqEY86iVvk
>>70530690
Regneteg, but Tűnő idő tárlat is a close second
>>70530690
I personally prefer Regneteg to Tűnő.
I've only heard those two so far.
>>70527586
Is My chemical romance metal?
I like my chemical romance.
and If my chemical romance is metal, then Im a metalhead.
Right? Right?
;3
>>70530823
>MCR is metal
>mcr covered bob dylan
>bob dylan is now metal
:O
>>70530823
mcr is the savior of metal desu
>>70530839
:0
>>70530845
I KNEW IT! YES!
Any recs guys?
Something similar to mcr ofc
:3
>nu-male fags itt getting triggered to shit by the sheer mention of the words that perfectly describe them
can't make this shit up. inb4: b-but muh buzzwords i'm not really mad *runs away and listens to atmocuck trash*
>>70530863
panic at the disco, fall out boy, , the used, black veil brides, asking alexandria, motionless in white, falling in reverse,, escape the fate, bring me the horizon, of mice and men and bullet for my valentine are gr8 metal bands :3
and twenty one pilots of course if ur open minded lol
>>70530524
The funny thing about calling someone a numale now is that they never deny it.
>>70530951
bet ur a real hit at parties
>>70530823
>>70530839
>>70530956
remember when the shitposters here put actual effort into their shitposts?
>>70530979
i don't think that ever happened though
>>70530956
HOLY COW!!! Thank you my friend.
I'll make sure to check them all out!!
>>70530979
IDK what you mean but okayyy!!
Stop Vargposting
>>70531094
is ihsahn a nu-male now?
>>70530951
I bet you listen to weeb metal fagot
>>70530845
this but unironically
Hi, how do you like this track?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60s1lUTI5Yg
>>70530974
>>70531119
>>70531118
>now
He has been making blackened proge for years
>>70531165
but it's good
>>70531181
you dont actually think that
>>70531205
yeah I do his angL album is really good
>>70531219
There is no reason to lie.
>>70531205
>>70531241
After and Eremita are great albums
He has also been on some Leprous songs
WHISKY WOMAN
DON'T YOU KNOW THAT YOUUU
>>70531600
meme band
>>70531620
>>70531600
AREA DRIVING ME INSAAAAAAYN
WHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLEEESSSSSS
this band would be much better without all the extended keyboard/guitar duels
and really, without any keyboard solos whatsoever
Metal died in 1983. Only 12 good albums have been released since then (most of them in 1984, being already recorded by 1983). Metal achieved its creative peak in albums like Sin After Sin, Court in the Act, and Melissa, elevating the genre into a legitimate art form. Now, thanks to Master Of Puppets and Slayer, all its potential was squandered and the genre has been reduced into being mere gimmick ridden noise for drunk idiots (i.e. the lowest common denominator - stop trying to turn underground metal into AC/DC).
>>70531826
>without any keyboard solos
Then don't listen to prog metal
>>70530951
Ironically I bet u have less of a chance of getting laid than nu-male fags lmao
>>70531847
>replying to an hour old bait post
assmad nu-male detected
>>70531834
Is there a 2013 pasta with shit like Deafheaven?
>>70531826
actually, it has just the right amount of keyboard for my taste. pic related tries to imitate it and fails miserably.
>>70531847
>it took this negative test nu-male an hour to come up with MUH VAGINA
holy shit lmao
Haken is the best prog metal band of the 2010s y/n
>>70531841
when you love USPM, you inevitably have to deal with some prog bands
if only they were actually good keyboard solos like Emerson or Wakeman. All Symphony X's keyboard solos are like afterthoughts compared to the guitar solos, just like in Yngwie's music
>>70528104
I AM NOT
NOT TO BE CROSSED
>>70531995
NO FORCE WILL HEED MY PACE
NO IRON WILL REND MY FLESH BEFORE
I CAN DEAL YOU THIS TRAITOR'S FATE
>>70530239
>>70532037
MY IRE IS MY ARMOR
>>70532039
This
I CELEBRATE A FAGGOT'S DEATH
Well do you agree?
>>70531630
>>70532074
imagine the metalsucks and kim kelly thinkpieces if a band said "poser fags" in an interview today
>>70532039
>>70532068
>OSDMfags
Kek most cancrous fanbase on /metal/
>>70532104
>paying any attention to kim kelly or metalsucks
what's wrong with you?
Why are there no ancient greek folk metal bands this is bullshit.
>>70532125
i don't aside from when dmu writes about them
>>70532104
> m'etalsucks
I feel so bad for them. They probably realize they have objectively shit taste but are so entrenched in being obedient SJW good boys that they won't ever change it
>>70528544
Better than Pale Communion for sure. They should stop pursing this sound though with their next album because I think this is they best they'll do with it.
Sorceress does sounds great live though.
>>70532150
Kawir is the closest you'l get
Macabre Omen have a few songs about Greek mythology too but are less folky
/metal/'s theme song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE__YoKNnho
god i hate kim kelly, her articles on Noisey stick out like a sore thumb
>>70532202
(((Rosenberg)))
>>70532202
don't feel bad for them they're paid shills
their most recent album reviews tell you everything you need to know
>>70532221
>Better than Pale Communion
I disagree, I think PC was their best prog rock album
>>70532074
>''Evil'' Chuck
how do i quit being a poser fag
>>70532284
To each their own.
>>70532275
God why are their scores always so inflated
Like I give 4/5 to 30 albums a year at best and 4.5 to like 3.
>>70532339
what do you listen to now?
>>70532339
listen to nothing but Slipknot and WBTBWB ironically
>>70532381
pop metal publications tend to be some of the most optimistic reviewers around
>>70532439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0hTE_oFOoQ
>>70532094
nice job guys, everyone in that thread is mad as fuck
>>70532381
they also gave the latest whitechapel a 4/5, they're shills for metal blade
>>70532578
>latest whitechapel a 4/5
Holy fuck really
The first salvo of the indie-metal revolution came through bands like Isis, Gojira and Mastodon who combined proto-metal with indie rock and progressive pop punk, creating longer songs that used metal riffs and aesthetics but other than superficially entirely resembled what the previous generation of indie rock and emo, notably Fugazi, Jawbreaker and Rites of Spring, had made the mainstay of their own successful careers.
>>70532640
>progressive pop punk
what the fuck is this? why does dmu use this to describe every band they don't like?
i like type o negative, what other gothic bands are worth a listen
>>70532688
My Dying Bride
Paraidse Lost (inb4 memes)
Novembre
Early Tiamat
Moonspell
Draconian
Lake of Tears
>>70532640
>indie rock and progressive pop punk
holy fuck lmao
>/DMU/
>>70532720
"People that get into metal through Mastodon are just going to end up listening to other shitty pseudo-sludge pop bands, "post"-metal, and trendy atmoshit. The kind of people who feel compelled to make it a point that they certainly aren't "metalheads" (because that's lame) but can appreciate "heavy" music, displaying their "open-mindedness", even if the 10-15 bands they're touting are just socially acceptable indie bands with a metal veneer."
You know it's possible to like both "real" and "hipster" metal at the same time, right?
I'm about to listen to Ranger
>>70532688
They're kind of unique from what I've heard.
Carnivore if you want to see the vocalist's thrash band.
>>70532714
>(inb4 memes)
?
anyway thank you for the list
>>70532766
There was a time when PL was impossible to discuss without shitposting
>>70532780
>was
>>70530501
It's clearly bothering you, why would he stop?
>>70532744
i know it's possible to like whatever because i don't give genres social labels you massive autist, i don't give a shit about real or hipster or poser or whatever-the-fuck you fashion trend obsessed fags call it
>>70532794
smug animal thread?
>>70532836
wtf i was agreeing with u
>>70532836
>that filename
>>70532817
Why are you replying to 3 hour old post
>>70532852
We told you he was autist.
>>70532852
i think someone fucked up along the lines here
>>70532893
i wasn't even in the conversation, amigo
>>70532911
haha yeah i didnt actually mean to tag you, i didnt even greentext properly
>>70532794
what's some goat metal
Just listened to Leviathan and it was pretty good, is this the best Mastodon album? Do they have anything more melodic and drawn-out?
>>70533065
Essential goatcore
>>70533201
Can we fucking not
>>70533201
crack the skye is much more melodic and is often seen as their best
>>70533065
>>70533212
What? Why? Do you guys not like them? I'm new to metal and i'm just trying to find some stuff i like
>>70533226
alright thanks
>>70533254
Mastodon is one of those bands that triggers /metal/ and is not possible to discuss
>>70533201
I prefer blood mountain tbqhwymn. It's faster, nicer production (leviathan's production is stuck in an unfortunate middle ground between the nice rawness of remission and the crunchiness of blood mountain) and the songs seem to trail off and go to interesting places more. It's a pretty ebin album.
Crack the Skye is regarded as their best but I could never really get into it, other than The Last Baron which is an enjoyable track. Blood Mountain really just scratches the spot for me.
Nu-malestodon.
/metal/ died in 2014. Only 12 good threads have been made since then (most of them in 2015, being already created by 2014). /metal/ achieved its creative peak in memes like our boy, Liturgy, and weeb posting, elevating the general into a legitimate art form. Now, thanks to Vektor and Gojira, all its potential was squandered and the general has been reduced into being mere gimmick ridden shitposting for drunk idiots (i.e. the lowest common denominator - stop trying to turn underground generals into /kpop/).
>>70533201
Remission is the best album, fuck everyone else
>>70533201
Remission is my favorite, but it sounds like Crack the Skye will be more to your taste.
>>70533319
Kek
Anyone else picked up this new record yet? It didn't seem to get much press.
whatcha jammin
>>70533542
Only 2 good songs but yeah
>>70533542
czech madness
>Elvenefris came out 17 years ago
>the 21st century was a mistake
>>70533065
>>70533542
Swans - The Glowing Man
It's pretty good
>>70533584
>implying the 21st century didn't give us a fuckload of great motorhead worship bands
kyuss yourself
Run the jewels is pretty good
>>70533622
no, and wrong thread pal
>>70533542
LONG AGO I WANDERED
THROUGH MY MIIIIINND
>>70533542
the one and only
>>70533567
good !T.O.O.H.! worship
>>70533584
i feel like this post was made to make me upset
if it was, good job
>>70533729
I DO NOT NOTICE THEM
I SHALL NOT NOTICE THEM
YET THE BLOODBELLS CHIME
Darkspace is the best atmo band. Forget the rest.
>>70533827
You mean WitTR
>>70533840
lmao
>>70533529
i watched a video where some oldish guy had bought it
>>70533542
juss some riffans
>>70533840
>/mu/core
>>70533645
Nope
I primarily listen to metal
>>70529085
if you don't listen to something that has less than 81 views on youtube, you're a poseur
>>70529793
Liked it but these vocals are fucking Sleeping with Sirens-core
>>70533542
Awesome OSDM desu
>>70530956
YESS!! I agree with you on 21p!! But it's so weird haha x3You really have to be open-minded to get into the lyrics xDD
had more fun posting this then actually aguing with /meal/
has /metal/ heard this?
Post death metal that is doomy without falling into the atmo trap. Pic very much related.