/metal/

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underrated

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errr glam whatever

has anyone but x japan made avant-glam?

>>70496301
waiting for that new wave of Glam metal to happen

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGOO8FrSeag

Venom

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Y LMAO Y LMAO Y LMAO Y LMAO Y LMAO

le vektor terminal redux dae le cucktor xD pwn’d ftw le gojira narwhale xP

encucked xD prepthebullcerate lmao! :p

upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you, fine gentlemen ensemed ebugoktor gutting the general!!1 lel nu-male lel epic fail!!!!!!!! ;p atmoSHIT!! :DDD XD glam>:D lol SLAM111 bulldozing slamz, for the lulz!! xD le sodom cum in ass :) just epic, simply epin KEKTOR nu-males :o WE RIFFS NOW :DDDDDDDDD,

le dae numale dissoshitI!!!! le epic glamfag here, ama :D, enslaved or encucked? keke ebin… NUMALE SLUDGE :D XDDDDD, here have some $lamz, lelele so much ebin 420 smoke weed!!!!!11 dae le gojira? :D le riffs ftw! epic memes, nu-males huh!? >:) tips fedora, le any1 atmoshitter? t. blackie EBIN WOW memez? HE IS DA PAINKLLA! 8D YTMD :))))))))

EPIC $lamz!………… GLAM (im so randum :) dae la atmoshit!!! GLAM :dd dae does it djent? le sad varg faec. IM EURONYMOUS, dae VARG!? LAMPS XDddd!!!11 le NU-MALE blakie! hehehehada dh…. ATMOSHIT/ @:=] kappa :D

le glam is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. ILLEGAL $LAMZ!!!!!1 GLAM SLAM GSLAM. top kek, toppest of keks. le does it djent? hahahaha le riffs. fucking epic ass meme i love that fucking meme so much man wait let me just gets crack pipe out smoke some of that good 420 shit : rips a bong AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass M E M E

>>70496553
the only good black metal band

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>>70496555
Vektor - Terminal Redux (2016 Earache Records)

>>70496555
>no bjorn speed strid and paradise lost
6/10

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>#1 metal album of 2017 on RYM right now

is it actually good /metal/?

>>70496656
Do you like prog metal which sounds halfway between DT, Leprous and Haken with vocalist that sounds like Mike Patton?

>>70496656
It's alright but it's no Terminal Redux

>>70496656
Have you heard their other albums? If you heard Remedy Lane or Perfect Element you should know what to expect.

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This sounds like thrash metal meets post-hardcore, and i fucking love it.

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>that album you've been listening to on repeat since it came out
What's her name /metal/?

>>70496734
that's basically what it is, a bunch of grimy early thrashers listening to a lot of die kreuzen

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Q: One thing that intrigues me is how you arrive at conclusions about certain genres of music. For example, you openly dislike heavy metal. Why is that?
A: Because it's symphonic bombast without the technical complexity of classical music, although there is a lot of virtuosity. I can say this--I'm 72. This isn't the time for me to start liking really loud guitar solos. That music is so masculine in a retrograde way. I don't like it. It's a very 19th century idea of power.

>>70496264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oem_IkGnj8E

Love the solo in this.

>>70496827
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

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>>70496779

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What does /metal/ think of Nails?

>>70496869
They're good but they're no Vektor

>>70496827
>Cuckgau

>>70496606
the only "black metal".

>>70496869
Wormrot is better memegrind

>>70496555
trips = truth

>>70496724
Lel

>>70496827
>says that he likes Metallica's politics but dislikes their tough guy image
>doesn't review any Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, or Black Sabbath after the first three albums and just relegates them to his Meltdown list
>reviews one Megadeth album and gives it a B simply because he likes Dave's politics
>only reviews one Pantera album which gets a bomb rating

LOL. LOL. Lyl.

>>70496953
>The "I post in /metal/ and my taste is fucking superior" starter pack

>>70496997
thats what it says

Terminal Redux [Earache Records, 2016]
Grand, powerful, grating, and surprisingly lyrical, with words that cast aspersions on NYC (violence you know) and make me like it, or at least not hate it (virtually a first for the Vektors), this does for progressive-thrash fusion what John McLaughlin's Devotion did for jazz-rock fusion. The secret as usual is that Dave DiSanto is playing more--he does remind me of McLaughlin, too, though he prefers to glide where McLaughlin beats his wings. In compensation, Blake Anderson supplies more action than Buddy Miles. Less soul, though--which is why the jazz-rock fusion is more exciting. A-

>>70496917
>>70496881
never ask /meal/ as long as you want real opinions.

>>70496944
>only reviews one Pantera album which gets a bomb rating

desu Reinventing the Steel was shit

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So I actually listened to that shitty proge album about autism and I found out it features Arjen Lucassen and Damian Wilson, I mean what the hell?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aHoNwyhpJc

>>70496953

This is a good chart thanks

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>>70496555
10/10 read in big man Tyrone voice for some reason

>gau reviewing pantera

just imagine it

>>70496944
>reviews one Megadeth album and gives it a B simply because he likes Dave's politics

What's funny is that his review of SFSGSW complains that the album's guitars and vocals are weak when he's always ranting how mindless wankery and opera vocals aren't what rock-and-roll is about.

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>>70496555
stop getting trips

>>70497158
https://www.robertchristgau.com/xg/cg/ts94-94.php

>It's been a bad year for bad records. Eager though I was to prove my iconoclasm by flailing such variously overrated cynosures as Elvis Costello, Tony Bennett, Seefeel, Pantera, and the Pizzicato Five, again and again I found myself stricken by doubt, invariably occasioned by something even more disquieting: pleasure. So instead this year's Turkey Shoot specializes in the long-predicted Nevermind effect--mediocre pseudoalternatives from every corner of this embittered, all too grateful land of ours.

Thoughts on Cultes des Ghoules?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Se90eQhC7D0

>>70497267
Christgau is a hack

>yfw you were once a pleb and thought Master of Puppets was the heaviest album of all time

Got a new vinyl copy of Mayhem Live in Zeits 1990 from the shop in Chicago earlier, anyone want pics?

>>70497267
1994 would have been around when Far Beyond Driven came out, ie. where Phil started writing songs about his feels instead of being a badass.

>>70497328
I remember when I discovered death metal. I was like wow metal with no slow light songs. Great. All of my friends kept up with me in my metal journey until then.

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>Sunbather by Deafheaven? I love that album dude!

>>70497328
>yfw you once thought Vulgar Display of Power was the heaviest album of all time

>>70496656
This can't be the same band that made Remedy Lane

>>70497435
That's because it is.

>>70497435
>>70497476
As far as mainstream, major label stuff goes, it's one of the top 5 anyway.

>about to go out and see some hardcore/powerviolence show
>band on fb ranting about how trump supporters are not welcome at the show
really wish these fuckers would stop talking about politics

o well, fuck you acxdc

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>>70497441
That's cause it isn't

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Is there a single other groove metal album that comes even close to this?

>>70497542
>hardcore/powerviolence show
>being surprised when the bands are anti-trump

>>70497065
They were running out of ideas by that time and there really was no way they could top Trendkill.

>>70497328
And then you discovered Anaal Nakrath.

>>70497572
im not surprised people have different opinions, i just hate when people say "x are not welcome"

Where do I go next if I love Dismember?

>>70497628
Entombed

>>70497628
Entombed

>>70497032
This is basically a retro 80s album though, right down to the mixing and guitar tone.

>>70497628
Vektor - Terminal Redux>>70497628

>>70496953
I like all that stuff. Can I be 18 again?

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>>70497643
>>70497646

>>70497647
And the lack of bass. Shades of AJFA.

>>70497643
>>70497646
Enwewmbed

Let's post our guilty pleasures.
Mine is Deafheaven.

>>70497647
Kind of, but there's no solos and it's just not 80s-feeling without a cheeseball shredder solo.

>>70497776
>having guilty pleasures
>in 2017

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>>70497776
I hate myself for liking this.

>>70497830
thank you

>>70497647
Name one 80s album that sounds like it

>>70497935
There is literally nothing wrong with Dragonforce's first two albums.

>>70497984
Killing Technology

What does metal think of Ayreon?

>>70497647
Drums are too tingy for me

>>70497830
This, whats to feel guilty about? Having girls actually like a bit of the stuff you listen to, oh no, not that.

>>70498016
Arjen is based, but he relies too much on guests preforming his material instead of collaborating with them. The Theory of Everything is just so monotonous and shows signs of him wearing out
Oddly enough his solo album was great though

>>70497999
I know. I just can't ever mention dragonforce without someone bringing up through the fire and the flames and shit. It's a shame because inhuman rampage and ultra beatdown had some good songs too (just not as many)

>>70498004
Nice b8

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What is /metal/'s AOTY for 2007?

Pic related is mine

>>70498177
Mekong Delta - Lurking Fear, but pretty shit year desu

I'll check that one out though, looks kool

>>70498194
It's good. Sounds a bit like a mix of Demilich and Incantation.

>>70498223
>Demilich worship before the 2010s
Now I definitely have to hear it

>>70498253
I wouldn't exactly call it worship; it's distinct enough to have a unique identity.

Who is the Castlevania of metal?

>>70498282
Sadist (at least on one song)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQIUrGop0jU

>>70498282
Ignore the space lyrics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqEsq8QpNIQ

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>>70498282

>>70498177
>>70498194
>that Nerlich album
>Kiss of the Thorn by A Tortured Soul
>The Curse of the Crystal Viper by Crystal Viper
>Urn Of Blood Cemetery Urn
>The Last Sodomy of Mary by Goatlord
>The Funebrarum/Interment split
>Alal by Misanthropy Legion
>Satan's Cross by Nocturnal Graves
>Envoy Of Lucifer by Nifelheim
>Profanatitas De Domonatia by Profanatica
It was an alright year

Name an edgier band than Iperyt

>>70498488
Tyrepi

>>70498488
Babymetal

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>>70498362
>this is considered black metal in 2017

>>70498488
Behexen

i have ableton live 9, if i get a cool guitarist can the two of us make metal

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What You Blastin' /Metal/?

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>>70498562

>>70498533
if one of you can scream good then yes.

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>>70498522
>Ignoring the "symphonic" in front of it and the "Technical Death Metal" after it

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>>70498586
>putting keyboards over tech-death riffs means you play symphonic black metal

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>>70498177
has it really been ten years since this masterpiece of atmoshit was released to the world? my god, i was still in high school unironically telling people my favorite genre of music was "cascadian black metal". how the time flies.

>be boring unoriginal forest rock band
>have 20 fans
>be boring unoriginal forest rock band but put a swastika on the album cover
>have 20,000 skinhead fans trading your demos and buying your T-shirts

it's like the underground black metal equivalent of becoming a Christian rock band

>>70498584
my plan is to just write out some drums in ableton with a cool synth progression and just have him jam over it while i scream

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>guitar solo in A or E minor

>>70498702
Best WitTR album desu. Probably one of the only atmoshit I like.

>>70498704
Name a band that does this

>>70498772
every ukranian band ever

>>70498772
I thought he was referring to Fanisk

>>70498772
Astrofaes, Dub Buk, Hate Forest, Kroda, Svarga, the list goes on...

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>>70498723
>death metal band
>tunes in drop C

>>70498626
That's basically what constitutes Symphonic Black Metal, yeah.

>>70498817
No it isn't. There is no such thing as black metal without black metal riffs. Metal is defined by its riffing style.

>>70498800
i was going to ask you how the fuck any of those bands are forest rock but then i realized i don't know what the fuck "forest rock" is.

literally what are you talking about

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>>70498810
>Tunes to F


fugggggggggg

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>band name has three or more words in it

>>70498868
>band name is an entire sentence with structure and punctuation

>>70498850
>being this retarded

>>70498841
Someone hasn't ever listened to a symphonic black metal band.

>>70498868
>band name has an umlaut and they're not Motorhead

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>>70498868
>band name is one verb conjugated with an -er at the end

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>>70497564

>>70498850
You must be new here

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>>70498868
>Band name starts with a preposition

>>70498424
What a trash list

>band literally names themself after a piece of furniture

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mXlJNKhzzk

>>70498868
>band name ends with a ...

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>>70498868
>Band name follows "Verb the Noun" structure

>band is named after an historical person

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>>70498950
>band named Immortal
>slowly dying of alcoholic liver damage

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>>70498995
>historical person's first name is Oliver

>>70498893
>>70498927
i can't help but notice neither of you explained what forest rock is

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>band name is a common word with one misspelled letter

>>70499033
atmofolkshit

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>Band is named after a video game character

>>70499044
>>70499019
>>70498987
>>70498977
>>>/mu/
>>>/reddit/

>>70499033
Fuck you

[spoiler] it's nature-inspired atmoshit [/spoiler]

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>band names one of their albums "[color] [adjective] Black Metal"

>>70499058
NO MOSH
NO CORE
NO TRENDS
NO FUN

>>70499058
Thanks for your contribution to this thread. Quality post.

what is portal tuned down to?

>>70499081
Holy shit, I was the one who originally took that screenshot. My screenshot has exactly the same dimensions and size as your file

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Don't mind me, just posting /metal/ related tits

>>70498533
Use reaper and bias fx

That was you can use a shit guitar and make it sound real good

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>bassist has more strings than the guitarists

>>70499081
>band names one of their albums "[area they're from] Black Metal"

>>70499118
what on earth is tattooed on her hand?

>band as two drummers
>both of them play in 4/4 simultaneously

>>70499086
My nigga

>>70499089
/metal/ is bad enough as it is

>>70499153
Her stillborn child

>>70499168
Then contribute something of substance, you stupid cunt.

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>band has two self-titled albums

>>70499193
>band's entire discography is self-titled albums

>Band only has lyrics with themes that relate to their band name

>USBM
what a joke

>>70499193
>self-titled album has an eponymous song

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>>70499234
forgot pic

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>band releases their own brand of spaghetti

>band has a guitarist

>>70499256
>uses an Absu album
>it's their fucking death metal album
Favorite meme

nu thrash?

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>>70499257
>it's real

>>70499257
I gotta admit I like this song from them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXOucG8rM5k

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These guys are better than voivod and vektor combined

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>>70499257
Italians are just on another level

>>70499309
2clean4me

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>open note chugging on the bottom two strings followed by dissonant chords on the higher two strings

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>>70499266
>band uses instruments

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Why is the production on this one so much more hollow than the previous album? Still love it, though.

>intro song is an acoustic track

>>70499343
>Band has no land

>>70499348
they mixed it in the guitarists basement

>>70499351
>outro is a piano track
>band doesn't even have a pianist

>song titles are just roman numerals
I fucking hate black metal some times

>>70499386
>not having man boobs

>>70499386
I wish I had this problem

>>70499386
>Being enough of a skeletor/having a fat enough girlfriend for your shirts not be cute and loose on her.

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>guitar solos in C major

>check out tracklist
>album name I
>album name II
>album name III
>album name IV
>album name V

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>Power metal chorus in major scale
>literally resolves leading tone -> tonic

>>70499499
Literally Mgla

>>70499436
>>70499431
>>70499398
You must have triggered the skeleton

>song namedrops previous album and song titles

>>70499546
No anon I just wish I had a metal gf who would wear my shirts

>song lyrics include titles of a previous album's songs

overzealous mods are watching this thread like a hawk for some reason

inb4 i get banned for posting this

>>70499348
the lack of good songwriting is a bigger flaw on that album than the production

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>>70499499
>check out tracklist
>Ilahiya Khinzir! (All Hail Allah the Swine)
>Fornication and Murder
>The Fine Art of Arrogance Part One (The Icon and the Cattle)
>Collective Suicide in the Boudoir (Feeling Wonderful Tonight)
>Puking Under Radiant Moonlight (Followed by a Century Long Ejaculation)
>Misogyny When We Embrace
>Necronarcos (Tame You Death)
>Curses! Curses! and Never Sleep...
>Thousands of Pissed Motherfuckers...
>Such a Beautiful Day! (The Exaltation of Saint Francis)

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>>70499574
>overzealous mods are watching this thread like a hawk for some reason
how can you tell

>>70499636
Post pictures of metal girls with big tits while also posting a YT of some R I F F S

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>80s band names their demo [adjective] metal

>>70499584
>Puking Under Radiant Moonlight (Followed by a Century Long Ejaculation)

10/10 song title

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>>70499673
meh

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yud0AmTYrfg&t=79s
>1m 19s

>meet girl who is extremely backwoods country
>invites me to a party
>hijack the audio
>put on Hank 3
>She's drunk as shit and into it
>Anon your so dark and scary but I love you
>tfw satan is real and I'm going to hell but you better pour me one more round

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMIXkjGBhgc

>>70499913
Reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iDKQCpnvY8

Vektor - Terminal Redux

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>>70499673
>try getting gf into metal
>she used to be a scene girl into screamo so it shouldn't be too hard a transition
>show her Grave Digger, Running Wild and Slayer
>completely backfires
>she now only listens to Agalloch, Deafheaven and Lantlos

I just wanted a trve metal gf...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xmwHCZ9_4s

>>70500036
Agalloch and Lantlos are pretty good. Show her some OSDM.

>>70500000
checked

>>70499954
>1:52
average mainstream metal fan

>>70500000
WHAT ARE YOU DOING

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>>70499673
No riffs, only doom and depression now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05FrWBYBMgU

>>70500000
All those 0's and all you said was "Vektor - Terminal Redux".

>>70500036
>Grave Digger
I jerk off to the vocals
How can she not like it?

>>70500000
YOU FOOL

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>message qt metal girl online while on klonopin
>actually get a response and manage to have a decent conversation
>several months later
>she is willing to travel across country to visit me on her dime
>has hinted she might want to move to live with me
>was neet until last summer and still live with my parents
>she knows this
>mfw

>>70500000
The meme will never end

>>70500000
nice script

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>>70500213

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>>70500296
I'm living it and I don't believe it.

>>70500000
How can anyone deny this album's perfection after this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwwzhikajLE
>northern hyperblast
this album is the metal version of Canadian shitposting

>>70500380
[[shitposting intensifies]]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbFKKjDHIg8

>Dokken, Skid Row and Ratt aren't glam
>Cinderella, Kix and Poison are

wtf I hate glam now

>>70500498
Is Cinderella any good?
I get really spooked when getting into glam that I've never heard before

>>70500564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCOrtJMQmVs
shitty soft rock funcore

Who is the Mr.Bungle of metal?

>>70500661
FANTôMAS

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This qt 3.14 Norwegian ph.D holder in cell biology bellows out death growls better than most men
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZ57PS-5bhM

>>70500768
Impressive for a girl but you can hear how often she runs out of breath trying to belch out those vocals, to say it's better than most men is really reaching to try and shill for this band

>>70496656
It's #1 on Sputnik right now I think too. Never heard of the band

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>he isn't going to NAMM

>>70497547
Daniel *is* Pain of Salvation

>>70496909
I think you're forgetting Living Color, friend

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>>70500941
>tfw used to get really excited for namm but now you dont give a shit and are years behind

do they have 10 strings yet

>>70500837
>shilling for a 20 year old 4 track EP
sure thing fag

>>70501017
first time going, so hell if i know

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>I FEEL THE XRAYS ON MY BRAIN

>>70498702
That logo fucking sucks.

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>>70498747
Their first album is their best, but only because they literally rip off a better band to a T.
>>70501160
Yeah I guess that's what happens when you are so desperate to be Weakling you steal their logo and shove your shitty name in it

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Post progressive death metal
>inb4 Opeth
>inb4 Edge of Sanity

What is some essential cancerous metal?

>>70501551
Cancer

>>70501551
Semargl

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>band is an "international collaboration"

>>70501064
THE PROFESSOR WAS RIGHT

>>70501551
ghost, vektor, gojira, and deafheaven are the big 4 of contemporary cancer

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>djent album's lyrics AREN'T about abstract philosophy and ethnomathematics

>>70501551
Opeth, Vektor, Gojira, Insomnium, Agalloch, Mgla, Paradise Lost, Gorguts, Deathspell Omega, Darkthrone, Be'lakor, Lykathea Aflame, Batushka, Burzum, Deafheaven, Enslaved, Isis, At the Gates, Ced Buens Ende, Krallice, Alcest, Lantlos, Mastodon, Mayhem, Oranssi Pazuzu, Ulcerate and Wintersun.

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>>70501675
>metalcore album lyrics aren't about machines

>>70501686
/general

>>70501686
>Darkthrone

nice bait

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>>70501686
>Oranssi Pazuzu

Finally

Alright /metal/, give me your most mournful, sorrowful, depressing metal songs

>>70496553
Listening to everything today

they are really good

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>>70501686

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>>70501695
>death metal album lyrics aren't about death

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>>70501799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS-PzYrFuHw

>>70501709
Darkthrone is posercore.

>>70501924
at least put a little effort into your bait

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>>70501799
https://youtu.be/ZmqdXG_Fv-c

>>70501956
>death metal to black metal to crust back to black metal
trendy fucking cocksuckers

>>70501964
My only problem with Woods of Ypers is they feel like a less charismatic Type O Negative, which means a bad Type O Negative.

>>70501924
That's alcoholic-core you retard

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>>70501799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbQlJ0VcGkw

>>70501964
Listening to woods as somebody from southern ontario is such a trip because of how many blatant references to locations in the region they make.

>>70501973
t. first year listener blackie tryhard

Is Dirkschneider doing a bunch of Accept songs worth seeing live, /meal/?

>>70502324
I mean if Fast as a Shark is one of them, that alone is worth the price of admission

>>70502324
>not wanting to hear Balls to the Wall and Fast as a Shark live in 2017

>>70502324
>questioning going to a proper metal show
Go

>>70502324

Redpill me on Accept, are they good?

Post songs that make you want to fuck dragons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHlU1jaFcaQ

>>70502429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVy7YPNP_zI

Pillorian album is pretty good. Up on Soulseek for those interested in Agalloch, part 2

>>70496362
Scene bands like Asking Alexandria, Attack! Attack!, etc were technically that 2nd wave. The music was different but the style was all there. Steel Panther don't really count as they're a tongue-in-cheek comedy act. Falling in Reverse are exactly a glamcore band, You're never going to get a 2nd wave exactly like the first.

>>70496869
Once you listen to an actual powerviolence band you'll probably forget about Nails.

>>70501799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5qnyrCec5w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyDH2vl2D4I (great cover)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Awg99tk6vys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQLndlzHHxQ

>>70496210
agreed

>>70501799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADzeM3VsgFg

>>70496862
This album is fucking amazing, anyone got anything like it?

HEY HEY HEY

>>70499309
They have genuine potential but they need a better production job imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajBVCMiaNjE

i need more lo-fi edgy metal, this and hatred for mankind are great but i need more

>>70502922
Mithras is a pretty unique band, anon. Check out the rest of their discography

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>>70502963
yeah?

Any new grind/powerviolence albums out besides The Drip?

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What genre is this? Definitely not metal but it's not really rock either... Not nu metal because there's no rapping or hip hop elements to it. Genre-less?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOsgRnneLZw

>>70503359
They like play more in pulses than riffs. It's like Tribal Metal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhE1dwb2mzk

>>70503326
>new grind/tech
Demonseed - Human Disposal Syndicate
December 30, 2016

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>>70503310

>>70503326
If you really want some try googling

"bandcamp released January 2017 tags powerviolence"

>>70503405
>>70503359
nu-rock

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what's the metal equivalent of pic related

Why the fuck would anyone do this to themselves?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijs6gc75VNM

>>70503753
Listen to atmoblack?
Dunno anon, beats me

>>70500971
not metal bih

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>>70496779

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>>70496779

>>70496779
It's a real shame that their vocalist is completely ordinary

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>>70496779

>>70496623
I want to pop the designer for putting that logo in the top left. It'd look about 300 times better without it.

>>70501064
CEREMONIAL GENE SPLICING

https://youtu.be/6W-yXMcHv2Y

Anyone else find the drums on this song (mainly towards the second half) really enjoyable? I don't know anything about music theory so I can't explain why. It just sounds nice.

>>70504596
>This video is not available

>>70504685
Eh it's an obscure upload of DsO's Dearth with better quality than the more viewed ones didn't expect it to be unavailable in some countries

>>70504728
Well I got it in my music library don't worry senpai I can listen to it whenever I want

>>70504596
DsO's drumming on that album and everything after their trad black phase is incredible.

How do I get into Death Metal? What's a good first band?

>>70504796
Amon Amarth and early IF is a good pleb friendly entryway into death metal although this general will deride it for being meloshit

>>70504796
just don't

>>70504813
Why not? Is the genre bad, or is it too sacred for a pleb such as myself to go near?

>>70504833
Neither, you sound like a /meal/ newfag. This shitty general loves its memes and ironic shitposting. It will probably take you a while to get the hang of when people are being sincere or not on here.

>>70504833
it's literally the foot of metal
Wigger manchildren flock to it because it embodies the anger and bitterness(all manchild emotions btw) without the homoerotic tension black metal provides, because they're too "manly" to put on corpsepaint and listen to music about something worth making music about

>>70504885
>>70504885
>>70504885

>>70497628
Entrails