/metal/

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you are walking down the street when this skellington slaps your gf's ass, what do

>>70459538
jump his bone?

>>70459538
where can I find animetal albums?

Fuck weeaboo metal

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>>70459788
fug you doo baga :DDD

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pDWyOGdPLY

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What do "we" think of this?

>>70459526
How the fuck is Chris a pussy?

>>70460020
he has a moustache

>>70460124
Wut if anything that takes balls

Pun not intended

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Is Toxik serious with his whole "real scum" act? Or is it just his gimmick?

I mean obviously the main reason why we listen to Diapsiquir is because it's very edgy and it's funny to hear him rap about how everyone else is a poser, and how he's the only real nigga in the scene because he does heroin and once he got diddled by a priest or something, and how apparently that means he's the best at black metal cause he's got bragging rights.

But does he actually believe any of this shit or is it just a character?

>>70459526
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jlhSTflZ5os

Behold, the average /metal/ poster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-kcxm84oIQ

>>70460241
>10 views
Stop viraling your shit

>>70459526
New songs pretty cool

>>70460272
SFU is the Nickelback of death metal

>>70460265
looks like everything on that channel is literally who 5 view shit

>>70460292
This brand new song is literally all I've ever heard from them but I liked it. I only even heard about him because I was obsessed with the last cannabis corpse album and his song in particular.

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Reply to this post with that which you are currently blasting, and say something about it (rate it, how you discovered it, why you're in the mood for it, whatever).

I find pic related their least memorable album, but still solid. The real stand-out moment for me is this whole closing section on "Straws Pulled at Random":

https://youtu.be/LmVzqjycA-o?t=185

How does everyone like the new The Drip? Decibel was really strict on it but I think it's fine. They gave it a 6 but a 7 is perfectly fair.

>>70460195
i asked myself the same when i listened to Virus STN, but after listening to A.N.T.I. i am thoroughly convinced that he's 100% real

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Post your AOTYSF.
Mines pic related.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pU_ALeCVHn0

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How come every prog metal album is so fucking long?

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Anything else?

My favorite /metal/ meme is the ancient $lammer

>>70461118
Because the songs are also long

>>70461118
compensating

>>70459736
Google

>>70461171
there's Humanity Falls but they're still pretty recent
and Lykathea Aflame are releasing a new album

>>70461287
>Lykathea Aflame are releasing a new album
We can only dream

>>70461171
Probably an unpopular opinion but Dopethrone is Electric Wizards only memorable album.

>>70461347
How does that have anything to do with that chart

Can anyone recommend me some innovative, fresh sounding metal?

>>70461377
Doesn't one album wonder mean bands with one really memorable album?

you can't just blame all your problems on glam metal

>>70461387
Vektor - Terminal Redux

>>70461347
this is totally wrong
Come My Fanatics, Supercoven and Witchcult Today are as good as Dopethrone

>>70461495
Spam some gore you fucking scammer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GR35pRz7JQ8
>Black and white art with some red
>about vikings
is this black metal?

What's essential epic doom other than Candlemass?

>>70461541
only if i get trips

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>>70461387

you are no man if you dont like TSOM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEW6sq96dqU

>>70461594
>Snare sounds like dropping some metal buckets down a flight of concrete stairs
10/10

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>>70461541

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>>70461553
Discovered this band recently, they are pretty good

>>70459526
this band is a prime example of
>how to fuck up your voice with weed 101

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>>70461594
>when the tincanning hits

>>70461632
cheeky

>>70459526
>>70460272
JUST FUCK MY VOICE UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_7gtFNWM-A

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>>70460204
>all the fags in the comments defending CC and Chris barnes

It's like im in freshman year again.
>muh barnes is best det metal vokillist ever

>>70461652
But weed has no negative effects on the body

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>>70461727
he is a prime example https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIoOo0gQ--0 >>70461682

>>70461682
>>70461763
Well now I understand why this has appeared on so many bottom albums of 2016 lists

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>>70461682

>>70461788
I don't understand how people can defend this. It takes a special person to think that he still has good vocals. At least he didnt do his gay "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH' electric drill screech that belongs in pokemon not death metal.

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Why can't i get into modern metal, why am i trapped in the 80s?

anyone else making MILFs wet as fuck with your in depth knowledge of Whitesnake?

>>70461873
yes and i've deleted my glam wojack feel image

Who /AlienDeathHammer/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PVXsQ5A7wE

>tfw no glam sugar mommy

>>70461929
this made me smile
just think: at least one kid will get into death metal because of this scene

>>70462024
you just aren't looking hard enough

>tfw no wicked bitch gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xS6CiSvPAIw

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>>70461659

is wearing forks in your eyes and getting your nipples electracuted kvlt?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtQuV7iM_R0

>tfw afraid of discussing/posting my favorite albums on /metal/ cause you cunts will meme it into oblivio

/whoelse/?

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>>70462338
Iktf

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Aoty

Cyka blyat

>>70462338
My fav album is already a meme

>>70462088
The show has been cancelled for 7 years so I doubt it desu

>>70462349
Everyone on /meta/ wants to fuck Mirai while Dr. Mika watches

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>lyrical themes: everyday life

>>70462434
whom are you quoting?

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>lyrical themes : Skyrim, Gay Pride

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>>70462434
>lyrical themes: atheism

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>lyrical themes: Misanthropy, Gore, Revenge, Animal supremacy
>Animal supremacy

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>>70462489
> lyrical themes: internet memes

>>70461347
Come My Fanatics is pretty good desu

>>70462531
Cattle Decap?

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>>70462536
>lyical themes
>Hair

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>dude let's make another metropolis pt. 2 except make it almost twice as long and complete shit lmao

Not letting Portnoy back into the band was a fucking mistake

>>70462536
why can't bands do this

>>70461852
Because the 80's is objectively the greatest decade for metal. Anyone who says else wise is some Pantera-worshipping wigger or "thinking man" nu-male

>>70460755
I know that he's "real", but is he actually convinced that it matters and that everyone else should fuck off because they don't have a fetish for garbage like he does?

>>70462580
>post ends in 80
confirmed

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>Lyrical themes : Genocide, female genital mutilation, ancient egypt, antisemitism

>>70462390
I liked this one desu. Some really fun riffs.

>>70462338
nah we wouldn't, because ur faves probably succ

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>lyrical themes: petroleum

>>70462580
The best decade for metal was 1984-1994
Anyone who disagrees with me is dumb

>>70462609
what is this band and where can I find them

>>70462639
Good band tho

>>70462670
reminds me of an edgy as fuck high school film project
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qO-pjTfBr_k

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Post great doom albums

Metallum says one of Leng Tch'e's lyrical themes is "Family Stories," but I can't find any songs by them with that topic.

>>70461682

His timing is absolutely appalling as well, sounds like he only ever heard the fucking tune one time before recording it

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>lyrigal dhemes: benis :DDD

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>lyrical themes: Cyber destruction, anti-emo

>>70462726
oh hey that's Blackwolf

>>70462838
that sounds p cool

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Lyrical themes: mostly instrumental, marijuana

>>70460516
Straws pulled at random is the best song on that LP. The most uplifting thing Meshuggah has written other than that little interlude in the middle of "In Death Is Death".

>lyrical themes:
>Spiders, Swamp Animals

Hey can I get some suggestions for one more metal album to fit on ipod nano?

Currently (for metal) I have:
>Death - Spiritual Healing
>Iron Maiden - Best of the Beast
>Mercyful Fate - Melissa
>Napalm Death - Enemy of the Music Business

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What is this that stands before me

>>70461171
I can only read 3 of those.

>>70462921
fear factory - genexus

>>70462934
FURRY IN BLACK

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>>70462609
>>70462663

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Meme genre

>>70463039
huh wow

>>70463055
you're the freaking meme

What Moonsorrow album should I listen to first?

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Anybody have anything like this? Fucking loving the guitar work.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ShiEuQk5agg

>>70463101
BENIS IN VARJOINA :DDDDDD

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>29minute single
>radio edit

>>70463039
such a boring fucking band

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enJiLuH9YUA

>>70461929
that was cool as shit

THIS IS HUH, WOW

>>70463476
wrong

>meet someone who says he likes metal
>it's all djent, deathcore, and modern death metal in the vein of Cattle Decapitation, The Faceless, and Decrepit Birth

>>70463590
at least he's not the
>i love metal
>iron maiden, metallica, judas persist...the list goes on
type

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>he dosen't like Glam metal

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>>70463621
WHO

>>70463590
There's nothing wrong with Decrepit Birth

>>70463614
I'd honestly rather meet an entry-level pleb, I have nothing in common with someone who unironically has Attila and Emmure as his favorites

>>70463665
this honestly

>>70463665
THIS

What a comfy thread. Seems like I have achievd my goal of saving the general. I'll be checking in every now and then to see how you guys are doing.

>>70463590
It could be much, much worse.

An amalgamation of NWOBHM bands, mostly Iron Maiden and Judas Priest, but maybe as far as Witchfinder General and Saxon, if they're especially adventurous. Then, they try and pass themselves off as, "brutal" because they listen to Killswitch Engage and Asking Alexandria, because they scream.

That's some real cancer, my dude.

>>70463738
unironically kill yourself

>meet someone who says he likes metal
>it's only traditional 80's metal, thrash OSDM, 1st & 2nd wave black metal, and revival bands in the vein of Deathhammer, Sumerlands, and Disma
Is there anything worse?

>>70463757
What if I do it ironically?

>>70463665
This

>>70463738
Good guy

>>70463750
I've met people like that but even then they usually stray away from core stuff, especially bands with an emo aesthetic like Asking Alexandria. It's moreso "And yeah I like some really heavy bands like In Flames, Carach Angren, Skeletonwitch, and Battlecross"

>>70463750
My uncle is kind of like this.
Loves old-school and new Thrash but thinks Lamb of God is the heaviest band in existence.

any new djent?

>>70463855
Mechina

>>70463855
Born of Osiris remade their old tracks
Still sounds meh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5acEWDAsKE

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>Plebs still don't know Seasons in the Abyss is the best Slayer song

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>meet someone who likes Cryptopsy
>it's only their recent albums
>ask him what he thinks of None So Vile and Blasphemy Made Flesh
>says he doesn't like them

>>70463901
That's not much of an accomplishment

>>70463874
>>70463888
nice, thanks

>>70461171
Appalling Spawn was good too I think

i like riffs and atmo

$lamming brvtal glamz

>>70463901
>muh 6 minute groove metal meme song
anything off reign in blood, hell awaits or show no mercy is objectively better than everything else they've made

>>70464109
>It's groove metal so it's bad

>>70463590
well, he technically likes metal.

>>70463824
>>70463840
Also, why is Slayer the entry-level "brootal" band that beginners tend to meme the shit out of?

Amon Amarth, Behemoth, and Meshuggah, too.

>>70464197
They're popular and usually all those people know.

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>>70463590
> at a party
> cute girl is hitting on me
> "oh I love metal! Five Finger Death Punch, Protest the Hero..."

>>70464197
Because it used to be popular

>>70464197
>why is Slayer the entry-level "brootal" band that beginners tend to meme the shit out of?
They're the most popular. 99% of the time a person's journey into the heavier side of metal starts with the big four of thrash, and Slayer being the heaviest out of those four bands is why they see Slayer as the original brutal band.

>>70464247
If a cute girl is hitting you she is trying to impress you to make you feel good, just let it roll you fucking autist

>>70462893
Wow, this is the most I've ever agreed with someone here about Meshuggah.

>>70464258
Is he died

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>>70464296
I know but I only listen to atmoshit

> tfw to intelligent to have sex with anyone who doesn't listen to Altar of Plagues

>>70464223
Is it just too hard to discover lesser-known and usually better bands? Fuck... I'd understand if it was like the 80's and 90's, where internet was very limited, but it's 2017 and people are still doing this. Are you shitting me?

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>>70464336
yee

>>70464346
Contrary to what this board would have you believe, the average music fan doesn't care about finding lesser-known or underground bands.

>>70464346
And I'm talking about people who've been saying this shit for years.

>>70464342
atmoshit is the foot fetish of metal

>>70464407
Are you stealing my meme

>>70464407
what did he mean by this

>>70464407
lmao

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>>70464407
what?

>>70464407
>have a foot fetish
>hate atmoshit
What am I?

>>70464407
wrong

atmoshit is the ass fetish of metal

>>70464468
>love atmoshit
>hate feet/feetfags

hm

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>>70462349
you're late to the party, we memed sigh into oblivion 2-3 years ago

>>70464478
Atmo = feet
Ass = riffs
Melody = tits
Grooves = armpits
Chugs = navels

Atmoshit is the diaper fetish of metal, there is no denying this.

what fetish is thrash

>>70464580
urine

atmo = ass
riffs = tits
melody = thighs/legs
grooves = tummy
chugs = armpits


wank = feet
djents = diaper

>>70464580
scat

What's the best Pantera riff?

>>70464580
premature ejaculation

>>70464580
Anal

>>70464605
The one that goes DUN DUN DUNNNA DUN and has Dimebag whammying at the end

>>70464580
Giantess because it's an overwhelming beauty when done right

So what has Varg done now that he's out of jail

>>70464605
0:17

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YqGCs1BR9I

>>70464702
he's a full-time youtuber now

>Clogged noise
>Bright red blood comes out when I sneeze

Goregrind for this feel ?

>>70464722
i wonder how many people even take his rants seriously considering his crimes

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>>70464702
He got BLACKED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DOvQvLhIcI

stop watching porn

>>70464596
What about scat

>>70464904
noise

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>>70464522
Makes sense to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NylMxvLo55I

Slam is just for the lels, right? There can be no serious slam enthusiasts.

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What was the most recent thing you've blasted, /mu/?

>In Mourning - Afterglow

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>>70464830
>those snownigger bonga bonga scribbles in the thumbnail

>>70464754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxIQ113pKnM

>>70461387
Vuvr - Pilgrimage

>>70464966
yer mum :^)

>>70464830
It amazes me how he always finds a way to shill for neo-paganism no matter what the subject at hand

Alright let's try cataloguing all the components of metal
>riffs
>atmo
>djents
>chugs
>grooves
>slams
>breakdowns
>melo
>wank
>disso
What else am I missing?

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>HE

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>he's a human

Is 3:00 and on the most hype moment in metal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTVgUrRNM7E

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>listening to atmospheric thrash metal

>>70465115
not metal

>>70465166
>"This song is a diarrhea donkey turd"
What did he mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71_ZJe6BKEs

>>70463103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XkdD34yKis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oT9_1zEDEA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXLl68Llf8E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6tRJmCTVSM

who's /OurGuy/? do we have one?

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*deletes Rundtgåing av den transcendentale egenhetens stotte*

>>70463763
No.

>>70465212
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>70465198
we don't have an /OurGuy/

/metal/ a few years ago had a bunch of /OurBoys/

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>>70465198
Fenris

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>>70465198
WE KNOW HOW TO
SPIT OR
W
A
L
L
O
W

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>>70465198

where the fuck did all the newtrip faggots come from and why are people replying to them?

>>70465275
I haven't seen this image in ages lad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6G2eSpXmUI

post metal about trannies

>>70465291
>he doesn't immediately filter trips on sight

L O V E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSySpZH9Bzc

>>70465366
I like preacher at least

>>70465390
Preacher is the only trip I don't have filtered
he's probably homeless right now

>>70465408
i unfiltered dmshareguy and i've been waiting for his inevitable return

>>70465422
F A S C I S T S

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>>70465422
>you will never discuss shota with dmshareguy in /metal/ ever again

>>70465422
I wonder if he offed himself on November 9th

is fifh rip?

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Is this the best glam metal album??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oh9TajFhD9Y

>>70465532
He's still here as anon.
Can usually tell it's him when someone's posting a lot of dissoshit

>>70465185
Thanks. Always nice to have new tech death/melodeath to listen to.

>>70465532
just post some dissoshit

>>70463103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu-NvEec8y8

What's the best Sodom song from 2001-2016

which is the most THICC metal genre?

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Threadly reminder

>>70465696
OSDM

>>70465696
>thiccest people
Symphonic Metal/Corsetcore
>thiccest sound
Funeral Doom

>>70465696
thrash in the 90's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp9ca3EUj3I

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>>70465690
is it gonna be impossible to discuss Sodom now because of a stupid raid that happened more than 2 weeks ago

>>70465696
sludge and stoner

Sodom is my fav band and the only band I listen to now because they do not have a bad song and their quality is unwavering from in the sign of evil all the way to decision day. And they tweak each album so it's not repetitive and Tom angelripper's voice is just badass. They sound great when live which can't be said for most other bands. GET SODOMIZED

>>70465595
Seen these guys around, but never cared to check them out. Sounds pretty good.

I think metal is a dead genre, we should look forward new things now

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>>70465799
t-thanks

>>70465843
it's boring because it's all tryhard edgy shit and no listenable fun

>>70465843
>>70465876
Metal died in 1993. Only 12 good albums have been released since then (most of them in 1994, being already recorded by 1993). Metal achieved its creative peak in albums like Onward to Golgotha, Pure Holocaust, and The Red in the Sky is Ours, elevating the genre into a legitimate art form. Now, thanks to Slaughter of the Soul and Gojira, all its potential was squandered and the genre has been reduced into being mere gimmick ridden noise for drunk idiots (i.e. the lowest common denominator - stop trying to turn underground metal into AC/DC).

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>tfw there will never be a tech thrash concept album about mecha

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who else here /fapswhilelisteningtometal?/?

>>70465909
Nocturnus bro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGg11znHPA8

>>70465920
fuck off

>>70465843
>>70465876
>>70465896
That was a very good laugh. Thank all of you for that.

>>70465896
where is this pasta from

i bet Varg is a fucking degenerate

>>70465275
Nice

>>70466000
what makes you say that, anon?

>>70465922
>at work
>can't post images
>someone posts a good album
>imagine mfw

>>70466000
Totally agree bro, that piece of shit should be dead

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>>70465909
do you want to join my gundam thrash band? so far im the only member because i thought of this just a few seconds ago.

I'm fucking done with this general. Holy fucking shit you guys are beyond helping. You're like pigs who roll around in your own shit and shit in eachothers faces and then spitting it out at eachother. Every thread for months has been people throwing shitposts and memes at eachother. People derailing threads for the sake of arguing and stomping out whatever tastes they don't like, and autists giving shitposters the time of day by replying.
You're all immature faggots and ruined one of the only things about this website that keeps making me come regularly. Shitposting between both sides of anything have completely destroyed /metal/ in its entirety and I don't see how /metal/ can recover from this if it doesn't stop. You're all cancer and /metal/'s on its death bed.

Have a last recc from me. /metal/ general belongs in the /trash/ with this level of shitposting and flaming, not /mu/.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trVk6i_FazU

>>70465920
kys
>>70465896
nice pasta

>>70465275
Who are the guys between Niklas Kvarforth
and Famine

>>70465909
make one

download some DAW and plugins. learn some basics about mixing and you're good to go

i trust in you.

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>>70466064
But I'm already in a slam/doom band

>live in ghetto
>been blasting Sodom all throughout the neighbourhood all day
>still haven't had any big black bulls come up and Sodom my bom

What gives?

>>70466077
infernus and frank watkins

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>yfw Code Orange just got Fantano approved

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8rY_gfWOsI

>>70466153
suddenly I love code orange

>>70466153
wtf I love Code Orange now

Can I post the new and improved list featuring all of the bands that have featured Bjorn "Speed" Strid or will the mods still remove it for being spam?

>>70466230
>that that feel when when

>>70466230
>subjecting yourself to the anti-intellectual blind populist trite that is /pol/itics.

Bad anon.

>>70466230
>done that /tg/, got the infinity general to blame all their problems on glam metal

>>70466230
>tfw you accidentally start a /metal/ on /a/ and its literally weebgrind and weebslam for 50 posts until mods delete it

>>70466245
Someone on RYM already made it

https://rateyourmusic.com/list/Coldplaz/bands-that-have-a-song-featuring-bjorn-speed-strid/

>>70466307
the joke threads on other boards always end up being better than this one...

>>70466245
Only one way to find out.

>>70466153
still nu-male hardcore

>>70466312
>even has the Jotnar song Bjorn was featured in a few days ago
I'm impressed.

>>70465546
Quite possibly

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kind of a dumb question but any /metal/ approved movies? I checked out Combat Shock since it's sampled in one of my fav sluge albums a few times. (Meth Drinker's S/T) Really good movie.

>>70466312
Why is he in so many songs jesus fuck

>>70466487
He is the third most important man in the metal industry

>>70466000
>t.euros ghost

>>70466487
He's the Pitbull of metal

you lot like death metal?

i do

>>70466502
after varg and ...?

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The logical conclusion to metal

>>70466591
All djent albums are terri-

>>70466591
*The logical conclusion of the pussification of metal

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metal needs to ...

>>70466654
slam

>>70466654
$ L A M

>>70466666
checked

>>70466666
S L A M

L

A

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHME2KkfP-Q

>>70466666
SSSLAAAAAAAAMMMMM

>>70466724
>>70466724
>>70466724

>>70466312
>>70466487
This list is actually missing some bands
Hanicz's song The Lighthouse isn't on youtube right now, the listmaker probably made this list after the song got taken down but when I made mine the song was still up so that's probably the reason why I know about it and he doesn't.
That list doesn't even include one of the most generic literally who metalcore acts I've ever heard in my life, Dreamers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnUDOehxuiQ
It really makes you wonder what compels Bjorn "Speed" Strid to let himself get featured in a song by a band who doesn't even have 10 views of a song on youtube

>>70466067

Shit bait
Shit rec

Fuck off

>>70466882
it's a pasta u dip

>>70465198
CoverKillerNation and RazorFist

>>70465546
You know it.