/meal/ – Metal General

reminder that varg exists

>>70466755
>being able to live in the same timeline as Uncle Varg

couldn't be happier

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I'M LOOOOOOOSING YOOOOOU

reminder to be kind and open-minded

it says meal

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This looks more like cheesy proge than funeral doom album cover

djent

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>he's a woman

Reposting this here

>>70466312
>>70466487
This list is actually missing some bands
Hanicz's song The Lighthouse isn't on youtube right now, the listmaker probably made this list after the song got taken down but when I made mine the song was still up so that's probably the reason why I know about it and he doesn't.
That list doesn't even include one of the most generic literally who metalcore acts I've ever heard in my life, Dreamers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnUDOehxuiQ
It really makes you wonder what compels Bjorn "Speed" Strid to let himself get featured in a song by a band who doesn't even have 10 views of a song on youtube

>>70466812
ye but there's "metal" in the title so plebs who use ctrl+f will be able to find it

>>70466853
this is the special music thread for /ck/ posters

>>70466823
>Ahab will never top The Call of the Wretched Sea

Funeral Doom for this feel?

>>70466880
Skepticism, Mournful Congreagation and Esoteric, as they are way better

>>70466853
Is there a metal version of macarthur park
so i can leave a cake out in the rain

>>70466812
hownew.jpg

>>70466823
Nautical-themed Funeral Doom?

I'm definitely interested

>>70466907
no they are not

>>70466938
i rarely visit this board

>>70466968
Yes they are
Ahab is Mastodon of funeral doom

CREATE YOUR ARMY

You can use one Soilwork (or Disarmonia Mundi) song and then 5 other songs that feature Björn "Speed" Strid to create the ultimate team!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7HunbrSuwI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKOlyFZLR2Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbMuyBgZ60U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5DuukqdzuQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFupTSMVpf0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woRaHKNEs8Y

>>70467037
what did he mean by this

>>70467100
that ahab is nu-male doom

>>70467100
They both have whale on the cover

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Don't understand why this album is hated.

>>70467174
Just brickwall my shit up

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>>70467174

>>70467174
because metallica became a buttrock band after ride the lightning

>>70467121
actually Skepticism is nu-male doom

>>70467100
Ahab has a whale on the cover and sucks Moby's big, white Dick.

>>70467237
You mean the band that pioneered the genre with Thergothon

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post good pop metal

>>70467267
yes, that exact band

"Yes I do consider Vektor to be the pinnacle of modern metal. Pompous and cocky? Sure, but years from now history will look back at Vektor as having the same importance that bands like the big four, Judas Priest, and Sabbath had on sculpting the sound of metal."
What did the mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EUM-a6s51Y

>>70466824
Word.

>>70467368
not gonna watch that shit, did the dude in the band say that or the interviewer?

how are they important? because they inspired a bunch of lame ass derivative neo thrash?

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>>70467099
How does he do it?

>>70467399
Band, the interviewer just nodded his head neither agreeingly or disagreeingly while DiSanto went on his rant

>>70467427
wow what a douche, no wonder his entire band left him

>>70467418
It would be hilarious if Famine and Strid made an album together because one is nationalist and the other anti-fascist

>>70467465
>being a nationalist means you are a facist

nice meme

>>70467465
>nationalist and the other anti-fascist

0/10

>>70467465
Famine doesn't like fascism either, so maybe if "Speed" isn't as retarded as every other antifa, maybe they could collaborate.

>>70467465
Björn "speed" Strid is nationalist?

"So what influences would you say you've drawn from Voivod. After all your logo looks just like theirs."
"Oh man this question, I always receive this one. Listen, I don't hate Voivod, they're a great band and I consider them one of the best metal bands period. But let's face it, albums like Dimension Hatross and Nothingface might be legendary, but they're still no Terminal Redux. Maybe if you asked the question to me back when Vektor only had Black Future under their belt my opinion would be more subdued, but since then we've grown in sound and denying how far we've been pushing the boundaries of metal is childish and ignorant."
DiSanto really thinks highly of himself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5O60qI6_N4

Paradise Lost featuring Bjorn "Speed" Strid would be nice

>>70467570
>denying how far we've been pushing the boundaries of metal is childish and ignorant

/metal/ BTFO

Why do people do this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgg9YbvqmE0

>>70467625
>people

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I've never listened to this album before, what's the appeal of it?

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What are some bands with a discog of mediocre, unremarkable material followed by one good album?

>>70467744
pic unrelated

>>70467099
Does he do it for free?

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>>70466812
>meal
>food

>>70467675
It's good

>>70467744
spotted the pitchfork metaller

>>70467812
>pitchfork metaller
sounds painful

>>70467771
>he's a vocalist
>from the country Sweden
>in a modern melodeath band
>he does it for free
>he takes his "features" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of fame & appraise he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he breaks up bands he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he breaks up bands he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch
>he will never have a true band
>he will never move out of his poseur lifestyle
>he will never be with a full head of hair
>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends

What metal scene has the highest number of poseurs?

>>70467872
doom/stoner

>>70467872
Symphoshit

>>70467872
SUN BAT HER fans

>>70467872
"""avant-garde""" & proge

>>70467872
avant-meme and black metal

Looking forward to coldworld - winter this year desu fáms

>>70467872
Black

>>70467872
Djent

>>70467872
Glam has the least number of posers... now

This nigger literally has nearly 50,000 subs from watching basic ass entry level metal (and """""metal"""") bands and reacting towards them while making monkey noises. What the actual fuck is wrong with people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa6Je_D4HGw

>>70468018
>"WeabooReacts"

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>react videos

What makes someone a poseur in your eyes, /metal/?

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>metal-related youtube channels

What makes somebody true?

>>70468103
Liking nu-male bands like Gorguts

>>70468103
not having exactly thr same taste as me

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>react videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nndZfaLF_eA

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>>70468014
true

>>70468124
long flowing hair
blue/green eyes
muscles
band shirts
liking big boy riffs
embracing moe culture
at least a quarter of their life spent moshing and/or headbanging

>>70468109
>youtube channels other than ThuleanPerspective

>>70468103
>claiming to love a band but only knows their radio tier hits
>Pretending to know all about a genre to fit in with the big boys rather than saying that they just don't listen to it.
>uses Fantano words like brutal, slamming, crushing to describe music
>Not being able to name more than 10 bands from a genre
>Scene hair
>Vans shoes

>>70468124
gets genuinely emotional when he hears a Manowar power ballad

>>70468103
Listening to Black Metal on a computer

>>70468161
not metal related

>>70468199
this

>>70468211
Fuckin trendies

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>>70468124
Has at least 50 different band shirts, at least 25 band posters, and at least 25 waifu posters

>>70466907
Dare you forget Worship, you filthy pleb?

>>70468124
-female
-very floofy hair
-Dokken shirt
-leather jacket
-spandex or vinyl pants
-lots of belts and bracelets
-high-cut underwear

or

-male
-beer gut
-automatically starts headbanging when a good riff is playing
-cannot headbang when a bad riff is playing
-is a metal thrashing maniax

>>70468211
>not having Abbath croon nacht hymns to you in a comfy redoubt nestled deep within Blashyrk

Essential doom metal? Only doom I've ever listened to is Khemmis and early Katatonia.

>>70466666

>>70468304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYC0qgPQfiM

>>70468177
>tfw knew someone actually like this

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>>70468103
bragging about how evil you are when you're just the average chav fuccboi.

>>70468211
I listen to Black Metal on my phone when I go to sleep
what does that make me

>>70468304
Bell Witch

>>70468154
>long flowing hair
check
>blue/green eyes
check
>muscles
working on it
>band shirts
I think at least 50% of my shirts are
>liking big boy riffs
yes
>embracing moe culture
working on it
>at least a quarter of their life spent moshing and/or headbanging
working on it
>>70468268
>>-male
>-beer gut
check
>-automatically starts headbanging when a good riff is playing
check
>-cannot headbang when a bad riff is playing
check
>-is a metal thrashing maniax
working on it

>>70467675
Decent riffs from time to time and fun moments. Just listen to LCD and decide if it's your kinda thing.
Overrated, but good.

>>70468304
Candlemass

>>70468268
>beer gut
>had a beer gut but started to lose it out of not liking being fat
Shit, I've gone from trve to untrve

>>70468304
Candlemass, Electric Wizard, early Anathema, Reverend Bizarre

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>>70468304

Brutal death metal vs Slam

What does /metal/ think about this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEhNG2-Bzcs

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Post the sexiest men in metal, doesn't have to be current just at their sexiest point

>Mikael Stanne will always be No.1

>>70468426
>using the re-release Weighing Souls With Sand artwork
That's some fucking heresy and you know it

>>70468436
that trap from that gook power metal band

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>>70468404
embarrasing!

>>70468436
take your faggy husbando shit elsewhere

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>>70468154
>long flowing hair
yep
>blue/green eyes
Hazel
>muscles
working on them not fat but dosen't look nu male skinny
>band shirts
yep mostly normie teir stuff
>liking big boy riffs
yep
>embracing moe culture
i prefer old anime
>at least a quarter of their life spent moshing
and/or headbanging
yep

>>70466823
i like this album

>>70468434
Creator of Grunge and Dad Rock: A Headbangers Journey

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>>70468304

Ignore this faggot:
>>70468354

>>70468470
who's you're retro waifu?

>>70468429
At least a handful of brutal death bands have riffs, slam bands are too focused on wiggering to write any kind of riff that's not some Deeds Of Flesh-esque wank (Katelepsy, 7h Target, Decimated Humans)

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>>70468489

>>70468436
He looks way worse with beard and glasses

>>70468436
Alexi Laiho is pretty sexy.

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>>70468516
bretty gud

>>70468154
>long flowing hair
>>tfw balding
>blue/green eyes
yes
>muscles
yup
>band shirts
90% of what I own tbqh
>liking big boy riffs
who doesn't
>embracing moe culture
desu
>at least a quarter of their life spent moshing and/or headbanging
yup

>>70468426
What's the first album in the funeral row?

>>70468597
Stormcrowfleet by Skepticism

>>70468597
Skepticism - Stormcrowfleet

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>>70468516
>performs in seedy bars
>refuses to sell out when her agents want to make her an idol
>embraces the biker hobo lifestyle
>lives in a trailer in the middle of a junkyard

>singer in a glam rock band

damn

glam rock is the trve underground kvlt in the future.

Luckily Adam Warren retconned The Replicants into a thrash metal band in his comic.

>>70468321
>he didn't get molested by a priest and then wrote erotica about it
it's like they're trying to be unkvlt

>>70467744
that album is Dimmu Borgir–level butt-satanism

>>70468687
>butt-satanism
lel

>>70468687
>butt-satanism
sounds like Crawley would be into it 2bh

>>70468682
Toxik is the metal equivalent of that clueless guy who steps into a pro wrestling match and calls the two wrestlers "fake" and says that he could beat them both because he's got a yellow belt in judo.

you need to listen to '70s metal until you understand Heaviness

>>70468789
@ >>70468757

>>70468789
I understand heaviness

it goes kinda like this
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LaUD3BXg8Y

>>70467872
-core (except grind) is 100% poser trash

>>70468757
>logic
>meaning
>soul
well the first thing you gotta do is stop trying to write metal and write djent instead.
The procedure is almost painless, all you'll have to worry about is the occasional urine leaks afterwards.

>>70468177
vans are comfy senpai

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>>70468900
Are they still comfy when you get your poseur feet stomped to a pulp in a moshpit where everyone else is wearing combat boots?

>>70468941
>not going to shows with boots and wearing whatever the fuck you want outside

>https://djen.co
>djent creation has been automated

lel

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>>70468973
>outside

>>70468941
metalfags really are insufferable huh

>>70468976
that was never questioned

the real question is: can this machine generate even ONE good industrial riff?

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>>70469003
>he doesn't live in a hut 30 hours away from human life

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>>70469018
ikr
Good thing I'm a cybergoth.

me on the left

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>>70469032
>he doesn't live in an underground bomb shelter where the only human presence is the corpse of a nazi general who committed suicide when he heard the news of Hitler's death

>>70468849
dude no one pretends to like -core, it doesn't give you any cred at all

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>>70469088
brutal

How come no cyber metal band has ever achieved the level of lethality of this song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA

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Metal for this feel?

>>70469177
>tfw this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASeYLadHOUQ

>>70469205
>in my geometric pristine djentrified utopia I will never be bullied again
>*sniff*

>>70469266
if they stuck to instrumentals like that track and nuclear trance they'd be the greatest cyber metal band ever, their vocals are fucking ass.

What are you looking forward to this year?

>>70468941
>implying listening to metal should be comfy
So not brutal

>>70469338
my own sweet death

>>70469338
Razor hopefully
some thrash/speed that doesnt suck

>>70469338
everything

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>>70469266
>when you bout to plug into your cybermatrix 100 to download 10000 terabytes of sim-porn but the emotional anguish of the cybernetic emptiness within your soul is too strong but thankfully you still got 10 cc of xydrophenil to fill the hole of your digital existence.

If Razorfist is our boy, then you guys better start fuckin' listening to STRYPER.

>>70469291
>the greatest cyber metal band ever
that's not Herrschaft or T3chn0ph0b14

>>70469396
t. Kenji Siratori

>>70469338
Ne Obliviscaris

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Best drums of 2016

>>70469338
Immolation

>>70469477
>confusing cyber metal and cybergrind

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>>70469510
That's cute

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>>70469338
could there be a more correct answer?

>>70469526
nah, that's not a confusion, it's because Kenji Siratori writes all of his cyberpunk books (if they can even be called books) in nonsense, cut up, pseudo machine code and your post reminded me of that

>>70469576
Wait, there's a new Lykathea Aflame?
I thought their drummer broke his hand like fuck or some shit and no other drummer can keep up.

>>70469576
>he thinks lykathea will make a new album this year

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pDWyOGdPLY

>>70469338
David Vincent-less Morbid Angel

>>70469624
THERE WILL BE, ANON

>>70469647
Why is that album getting shilled so much?
I checked it out and it's just another BM album with nothing new to offer. Like it's alright but that's it.

>>70469539
meme album

what's the metal equivalent of musical.ly

>>70469669
It's a meme they have been trying to force

>>70469664
YOU'RE DELUSIONAL
You're the next level of Tool fans insisting there's a new album this year.

>>70469624
There's not. It's just preacher's delusional Pipedream.

Apparently there was a """""rumour""""" that there would be new lykathea aflame but I bet it was just something preacher dreamed about then woke up forgetting it was just a dream.

>>70469647
awesome band

>>70469678
You have to be 18 or older to use this website.

>>70469697
It's like the new Vektor but even less worthwhile to meme. I want it to stop. I even fucking like the album and I want it to stop.

>>70469703
Wet dreams are cruel.

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why is this so fucking boring? just mediocre thrash lightly garnished with some lame dissonant chords

>>70469338
I'm too busy finding little forgotten gems from other years, i'm totally oblivious about the past year releases and i think it's goingto be the same this year.

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>>70469576
You completely missed the point of cyber metal.
The point is to portray the deep emotional angst of the emptiness within your soul brought about this synthetic universe of digital memories within your soul that awakens the deep memories of your forgotten vision of the cybernetic future within your soul that tore apart the virtual romance of your lost love that created this hole of deep sadness within your soul.

And also cute robot girls on the album cover.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ayx03YkpNEc

>>70469338
SLEEP

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>>70469703
>just something preacher dreamed about then woke up forgetting it was just a dream
boy do you have no idea how close that hits home

>>70469728
You're just a pleb. Deal with it.
But you can listen to the previous albums which are more traditional and trashy, or just embrace the alien weirdness of Dimension Hatross and onwards.

>>70469812
>dream ends with LET YOUR STEPS BE BLESSED AND GUIDED BY LIGHT

>>70466724
album is dope, tons of NGE references lmao
and killer lyrics actually

>>70467675
doesn't take itself too seriously but is still musically impressive and full of great riffs. just a good time, one of my favorite metal albums for sure

>>70469862
i'm pretty sure the entirety of The Inalienable Dreamless is about NGE, actually

REMINDER:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84cInzx4SZI

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Rec me some Power Metal with low pitch/baritone singers

>>70469832
get ready to RRRRROOOOOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>70467675

It's for die hard Dani Filth fans.

>>70469978
>low pitch/baritone singers
there's versailles, but everything else about them is gay so you're better off not listening to them

>>70469919
>this kills the Dmshareguy
Based Coverkillernation, anyone who doesn't wear sunglasses indoors and has Opeth and Dream Theater as their favorite bands is a false

>>70469438
lol that cunt looks greasy as fuc, needs a shower lmao

>>70470105
filtered

>>70467744

>album about satan
>good

I bet you don't even KNOW what astrophysics are. I'll have you know I've been watching Neil DeGrasse Tyson's videos on youtube for 3 entire months, and I couldn't be further beyond your juvenile satanic music intellectually at this point.

Go spend your next neetbux paycheck on make-up.

>>70470133
3/10 because i can see this make some autist sperg

i wish i could be instantly good at playing something on guitar without getting sick of the song because of the time spent trying to play it over and over
where's the fun

>>70469442
I think you meant S.M.E.S

>>70470201

This, it's just not worth learning an instrument unless you have the talent to write your own music. If you're just going to play other people's shit, don't bother. You'll only ruin your favourites.

>>70469978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiGVp-f-9uU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zS30Jjo5A5s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIHsy8W3YDw

Can i get some rec's for some prog metal thats 80% prog/20% metal?

>>70470312
dream theater, not even memeing

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>>70470312
Riverside

>>70470300
Thanks senpai

how does Lykathea Aflame just gets better and better with time

>>70470312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSEQZ8reJA4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6PXgeJLLt8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wnbIIfReaM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa6dFgcoeb4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bb87NtY6gGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dufJczX_PH8

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>Pantera isn't at the Make America Great Again! Welcome Celebration

>>70470391
their guitarist died

>>70470391
anon...

>>70470379
new age energies that go through your brain every time you listen to it, giving it a new found appreciation for the album every time you listen to it

>>70469978
Iced Earth

>>70470391
Megadeth is tho and also the Dimebag thing...

>>70468721
kek

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Frost is love, Frost is life

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>>70470791
poser detected

>>70470791
frost is a faggot, nobody will ever take him seriously again.

czechify thyself

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>>70470924
yes, my lord

>go check out new black metal albums on YT
>comments are always something along the lines of "I listen to this while playing dark souls"
Every time

>>70468103
Attacking someone for enjoying entry tier stuff unless they listen to the bare minimum hits everyone knows only

comfy thread

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>>70471113
>reading youtube comments ever

>>70471113
There are already 3 metal bands with lyrics themed around Dak Souls kek

http://www.metal-archives.com/search?searchString=dark+souls&type=band_themes

>>70471113
>listening to buttcore meloshit

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>>70471157
fuck off tripfag

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>>70468436
Don't know about sexiest because I'm not a fucking faggot but he looks like my dad and my dad is a cool guy

>>70470846
a faggot for sure, but a god-tier drummer

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what r u listening to lads

>>70470846
i will, because varg is a faggot

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is there a more beautiful album?

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>>70471212
Fantastic live album

>>70471212
kill yourself tripfag

>>70471261
>another atmoshit record

eh do I really have to add this to my library? It's got a high rating on rym but I have so much atmoshit in my collection already that it starts to all sound very samey.

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>>70471261
maybe

THIS IS HUH, WOW

>>70471300

i think most atmoshit is boring and derivative, and i love this album. take that as you will.

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>>70468109
>Fucking stock images
I don't get it

>>70471347
this is war, huh? wow

>>70471300
How is that album atmoshit? Are you deaf?

>>70471406

it is technically atmospheric, but in a doom sort of way rather than atmoblack.

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>>70471406

>>70471449
>>70471460
Eh whatever

>>70469978
Running Wild

Did Varg do it out of genuine self defense or is he just crazy

>>70471271
yes

>>70471578
He did it to ascend to the status of trve kvlt.

>>70471578
He didn't do it. Euronymous fell on a lamp

>>70471578
I mean, there are multiple sources that said Euronymous personally told them he was planning on tasing varg and taking him out to the woods to make a snuff film. Varg went to him unexpectedly because he knew that if he met on Euronymous's terms there would be a trap

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>>70471650
Why would you tell your potential victim you are going to murder them?

>>70471578
euronymous actually fell on a lamp

>>70471728
23 TIMES

>>70471727
He didn't tell varg, he told guys from mayhem and other bands.

>>70471748
he's a clumsy guy

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>>70471641
>>70471728
>>70471650
smells like VIDF up in this bitch

>>70471578
>>70471727
can you newfags go watch until the light takes us or watch one of varg's videos before you ask this shit

>>70469669
It's just one guy mate. Probably his band.

>>70469669
>>70471859

it's a pretty good album, by a pretty good band

a couple spammers have decided to force it into meme status

>>70471901
You're not fooling anyone.

>>70471932
lmao okay dude, aosoth is already an established band, they don't need to come here and shill. one of the fags that has been spamming it even said a few threads ago that they get into IRC and plan out forced memes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQyvPfHvz6s

>djentlefaggots

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Flying V or SG?

>>70472149
SG because HHH uses one.

>>70472221
For a second I seriously thought you meant the wrestler

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POST RECENT PICKUPS BOYOS

>>70472271
>vinyl
>hipster metal

Figures

>>70472271
Got Battlefieds by Hate Forest and the new Mayhem live album

>>70472221
Not to sound gay, but I wanna watch HHH fuck Famine in the ass

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>>70472330
famines buttcheeks would rip his dick off

>>70472149
the SG is a perfect guitar (except for being manufactured by Gibson)

>>70472359
>nationalist conservative
>fat

the memes write themselves

>>70472453
Do you like your men thin anon?

>>70472453
He's ripped not fat

>>70472359
I got my strong European men backwards. I'd like to see Triple H fuck Neige while Famine cheers him on

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>>70472520
well now that i can totally see happening

>>70472494
>Saggy triceps
>No obvious bicep head
>Head to neck ratio is pitiful
>No V taper in core

nah he's fat

>>70472549
Who's the Jewess?

>(feat. Ihsahn)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giM4llxgNbI

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Why do people despise this album?

>>70472696
Songs go on for way too long

>>70472696
Dum OSDM fags who think everything after Leprosy sucks

>>70472696
Awful vocals, filled with weak saccharine riffs that sound like unused waste from the Symbolic album, and despite songs averaging 6 minutes they rarely go anywhere that couldn't be explored in 4-5. This album is a true example of why people associate prog with excess.

>>70472696
Would have been better as a Control Denied album

>>70472696
Same reason people despise anything in the metal world.

>>70472775
Symbolic rules

>extreme metal has more in common with classical music than any other genre

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXGSfJn3nKQ

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>>70472894
>>70472908

>>70472887
which band is on her sweater meal?

>>70472915
>just listened to Necrophagist yesterday
>suddenly a Prokofiev sample

>>70472942
Suffocation

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>>70472942
It's from the Vetements clothing brand, not a band

Let's have some fun this thread
>>70472971

>>70472723
everything after demos sucks desu

>>70469205
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58aSJQ9d_cQ

>>70471650
The problem was Euronymous was a faggot who probably didn't mean it and Varg was an autist who took it as a credible threat. I think that mankind can be divided neatly into to these two categories.

>>70472696
I personally love it. It's not my favorite Death record, but it was one of those albums that helped me get into death metal.