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/bleep/
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first for drinking beer out of a paper bag
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Being scared of dying is so 2015 lol
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Desire is the root of all suffering.
Only extinction of desire leads to deliverance from pain.
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Went to uni with this guy https://m.soundcloud.com/do-the-astral-plane/loft-heffalump-apr105
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so how the fuck do i find out if this girl who added me on facebook at the club is into me or she just wanna be friends
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If you spin a weight on the end of a string, you feel centrifugal force, but it goes away when you stop spinning. That is because the only force that is there is centripetal force of the string. But that, and all force, is just a condition of the representation you call reality. The World is, but you can't know anything about it without a story, because without a story you could not distinguish anything from a story of randomness.

Just because you don't have a story of the story doesn't mean it isn't a story. You have recursively made a representation of your story and kept the stories that are useful to be believed in achieving your desires, key among these is survival. So, everything is a story. The story of the brain is that it is a sense organ that senses itself, then senses itself sensing itself. This recursion has taps where the World tells you whether your story is useful to be believed or it stops.

You are a story. When the string stops spinning you are not. That is because you never were.
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>>70139046
Ask
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>>70138936
but s/t i am terrified

to my very core
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Lls
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>>70139083
doesnt sound subtle
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>>70138969
That's dumb. You can be free from desire and if you stub your toe you're still going to feel pain.
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Woman is the devil
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>>70139146
we love jesus but you done learned a lot from satan
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>>70139168
>:)
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any ableton expert in? when i fuck around with the knobs its not recording my changes. i have definitely recorded them before but i forgot how i did it
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>A stream, from its source in far-off mountains, passing through every kind and description of countryside, at last reached the sands of the desert. Just as it had crossed every other barrier, the stream tried to cross this one, but it found that as fast as it ran into the sand, its waters disappeared.
>It was convinced, however, that its destiny was to cross this desert, and yet there was no way. Now a hidden voice, coming from the desert itself, whispered: "The Wind crosses the desert, and so can the stream."
>The stream objected that it was dashing itself against the sand, and only getting absorbed: that the wind could fly, and this was why it could cross a desert.

>"By hurtling in your own accustomed way you cannot get across. You will either disappear or become a marsh. You must allow the wind to carry you over, to your destination."
>"But how could this happen?"
>"By allowing yourself to be absorbed in the wind."

>This idea was not acceptable to the stream. After all, it had never been absorbed before. It did not want to lose its individuality. And, once having lost it, how was one to know that it could ever be regained?
>"The wind," said the sand, "performs this function. It takes up water, carries it over the desert, and then lets it fall again. Falling as rain, the water again becomes a river."
>"How can I know that this is true?"
>"It is so, and if you do not believe it, you cannot become more than a quagmire, and even that could take many, many years; and it certainly is not the same as a stream."
>"But can I not remain the same stream that I am today?"
>"You cannot in either case remain so," the whisper said. "Your essential part is carried away and forms a stream again. You are called what you are even today because you do not know which part of you is the essential one."
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>>70139122
tell that to the fucking monks over in asialand mate
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>>70139089
Lop just wait til you experience something worse than dying m8 you haven seen anything yet. Anyway honestly did my Kode 9 posting have anything to do with it? Would feel kinda bad if so I just thought it was funny he was his pupil I never expected bleep to be this receptive to his shit at all
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https://youtu.be/IqdFVBygl2I?list=FLI31O1VN4Ey91TRc3Muw8zA


tuuune l*ds ahhahahhahha peep this lad
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl1xmsU_EO8

man like etch
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>>70139399
loool what the fuck

he's such a flabby cunt lls look at how mans belly wobbles when he opens the door at 0:48
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i miss the old trilogy weeknd so much

i fucking hate him for becoming a millionaire, i used to identify greatly with his self destructive lifestyle
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https://kudatah.bandcamp.com/album/ego-murda-sound

do i like this
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>>70139065
nope
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>>70139216
turn on latch?
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eckies till i die im doing it
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>>70139373
no if anything it was just a catalyst that sped up the inevitable dont worry la
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>>70139120
doesn't need to be lol, just get it over and done with and if you're not able to tell now then she probably doesn't/and or you're too beta
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>>70139756
why did she add me then?
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>>70139801
lol mate are we still talking about this, shut the fuck up and ask her out ffs
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>>70139801
ask
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Is the bleep playlist on spotify?? Or any similar playlists I can follow?
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>>70139801
funny thing is you're that kind of melt who expects me to truly know xD

the only person who can do that is u bled, godspeed u dumb cunt lmao
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>>70139801
sounds like u got a lil crush :3
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>>70139122
Your toe hurts because of your desire to go through the door being thwarted by the doorframe.
If you want it to not hurt, you must cease to desire. Instead of willing yourself through that door, let yourself be willed through the door
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>>70139122
>You can be free from desire and if you stub your toe you're still going to feel pain.

Your mind and senses will be purified though
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>>70139801
just ask her mate, do it 4 the culture
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>>70139825
>>70139828
>>70139870
>>70139896
>>70139976
ok i just sent her a fucking message
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>>70140043
what did you say

send her some anime grime next
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>>70140043
>>70140043
post results
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Good people don't smoke marijuana.
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>>70140075
Hey, it's me, you added on Facebook a few nights back at the party. I'd like to know why? Do you wanna hang out sometime or something?
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>>70139899
ok what if you're just meditating like a good buddhist and some random guy accidentally a knife and stabs yoU.
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>>70140121
semi true desu, some of the most annoying people I ever met were potheads. While some were the chillest. Weird drug aint for me t b h
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>>70139216
make sure this is enabled
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>>70140151
>I'd like to know why?
this is very autistic and quite creepy

would have been a lot better to omit it and go straight to do you wanna hang out
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>>70140121
>>70140182
the worst kind of person is that guy who brings weed to a house party

why the fuck do u want to smoke weed at a party? gonna be a sick party with you sitting around whiteying and rubbing your eyes and mumbling weed thoughts isnt it you stupid cunt........... s m h
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>>70140151
:/
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the worst kind of person is that guy who brings weed to the club and starts smoking it in front of everyone in the fucking middle of the club

fucking hate that kind of dipshit, fucking prick
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>>70140151
lls the tone in that is awful
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>>70140180
if someone stabs you, thank him
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>>70140279
>>70140290
what did he say wrong?
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>>70140239

>the worst kind of person is that guy who brings weed to a house party

wait what?
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>>70140309
://
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>>70140284
hows that any different than smoking a cig in front of everyone?
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>>70140324
you know when youre at a house party and some guy gets out his weed and starts offering everyone sends and it completely deads the vibe
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>>70140151

Ya blew it
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>>70140290
how would you do it?
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>>70140151
mate you should have listened to me when i said ask her out and leave it at that.
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>>70140352

No? What kind of shitty house parties do you go to?
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>>70140151
i can't stop laughing

this made my day, but i also feel very bad because of it
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>>70140381
i live in swindon a lot of people have never done class as and think weed is for parties because they are idiots
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>>70140309
xDDD

Uncertain of himself, the whole thing does sounds like something I just wouldn't write back to unless he wrote something else (i.e apologising for the autistic display)

Better would have been
>Hey its me again, adding someone on Facebook is pretty much the same as sharing a bed so how about we go get some food? How does this Thursday sound?

simple guys omd
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>>70140151
this is fine. no one on 4chan knows anything about human interaction. don't overthink it and don't feel bad, just stay confident.
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>>70140349
everyone starts running to that guy and begging for weed and hes acting all high and might about it
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>>70140151
>you added on Facebook a few nights back at the party. I'd like to know why?
Fucking christ.
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>>70140404
alright big man step down and stop being a cunt lmao xD
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>>70140414
wtf thats way too direct

it could ruin all the chances he has with her and also the joke might be a bit cheesy
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>>70140309
i'd like to know why?
makes him sound oblivious at best and antisocial/narcissistic at worst
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>>70140419

Again, what kind of shitty house parties are you going to? It's nice having a little room apart from the main room/s, potentially even with another DJ as well or even just playing some more mellow music for people to rack up lines and smoke a spliff or something and just chill out and chat.

Seriously baffled that you think smoking weed at a house party is weird.
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>>70140446
not way too direct, that was written assuming you're a 10/10 like me xDD
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Ayy any man got a youtube link to a anime gyal doing that anime REEEE sound
need it for anime grime purposes
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>>70140309
Epic
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>>70140477
>oblivious at best
>antisocial/narcissistic at worst
lmao i see it now

idk which ones funnier
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>>70140419
>everyone starts running to that guy and begging for weed and hes acting all high and might about it

wew dude, jr high "parties" don't count
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>>70140510
what reee sound lls

like a kwaaaa~ or an ufufu~ or an eeeeehh?? nani?!~
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you lads ever entertained the thought that some people are very casual about the whole facebook friend ting and don't see it as an invitation to fuck
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>>70140559
fuck off you fucking idiot
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>>70140510
U should sample the girl from steins gate that goes TU TU RU!~~
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we /r9k/ now
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>>70140557
>eeeeehhh??
that's exactly what i'm looking for
come on hook me up my tune's gonna be lit
I'll link the bleep mandem a dub tomorrow
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>>70140559
>something doesn't involve sex
lol mate what fucking planet do you live on
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>>70140559
You should try at least lls wprst that can happen is u lose some ditzy broad as a friend lbr
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s/t is the only reason i get out of bed Lls
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>>70140625
shit lad i cant think of anything specific

u might have to do some anime cratedigging, Haruhi has most of the tropes t b h maybe skip through some episodes of that

asuka definitely goes EEEHHH?! bare though lool
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>>70140559
>Not fucking everyone on your friendlist
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>>70139399
>that "we r legun xDD" mask
>that squarepusher
>that fat ugly kid
d*sgusting desu
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>>70140725
im fuckin anybody with they legs wide
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>>70140703
>anime cratedigging
lls doing that right now
I'd appreciate any good anime samples if you can find anything up on youtube
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>>70140832
Beg man flip the tuturu~ gyal
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Laughing
Like
S/t
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>>70140866
find it on youtube for me and it'll happen senpai
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>>70140929
im a phoneposter rn senpai that's long

u could search for tuturu and guarantee it will come up
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wut about ricardo villalobos?
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>>70139574
quite a fair desu desu
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>>70140988
as bleep as dj spinn lls
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where the discord at?
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>>70140151
this could be a meme holy fuk lls
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>>70140966
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImhfIv5NSqY
this it?
I'll try to squeeze it in but I need something more shouty for the intro
too tired for this shit I'll resume my youtube anime cratedigging tomorrow lls
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>>70141175
hahahahahahahah lelelelelelels lls lelelel xdd lets all pretend what he said is funny and stupid lelel lels lls lls ls xs xd : )))

it's not funny or interesting at all, stop talking about it
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>>70141347
t. s/t the sad loser
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>>70141317
yes!! thats it

warms my heart desu
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ngl the floating points whats in my bag is really good

man knows his jazz funk and soul insidr out and seems really sound
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>>70141536
ye hes a bossman
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>>70141347
hey you replied negatively to my post a few minutes ago on 4chan. id like to know why? do you want beef or something?
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what do we think of lo-fi deep house my senpaitachi
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what do you do when random club sluts add you on fb?
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>>70141764
usually I ask /bleep/ for advice
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>>70141764
think about them endlessly until the next one comes along
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>>70141861
+1
word up

it becomes an obsession of sorts
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any lonely and cant sleep man in
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>>70141347
Weeeeew
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>>70141906
are they aware of how much torment they cause
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>>70140510
if u arent a hontoni anime head get out of ore no ends you kuso usotsuki
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>>70142002
:(
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>>70142037
sasuga.
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not enough choons bring em in
https://youtu.be/hxaGfp6uOKM

>>70141536
elaenia is fucking transcendental ngl
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>>70142112
じょうだんだけどできたならclypでアプロードしてね
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where is s/t i need a (you) from him
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>>70142191
i'm not ""jacob"" but man did say he'd upload tomorrow
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>>70142151
ok lad
https://youtu.be/qTYM36xSVBw
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>>70139009
tell him he sucks
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i saw s/t irl

hes ripped as fuck
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jq0n1vCNyE
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>>70142430
t. s/t's mom
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>>70142430
was his face cute?
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>be me in the gym doing some running
>made the sensible decision to join the 24/7 gym
>proper jumped at my own shadow in the park
>time to stop smoking weed and running circles in the dark
>run concludes, treadmill goes into cooldown mode
>playlist is Berghain techno
>entry level af but i don't even care
>ex wrote to say she got tickets for Âme with money i sent her on payday last month
>first time she has written since we left things on a bad one
>gotten out of a deep hole, one final push left
>shouting lager lager lager

i guess thas just life sometimes aint it lads?
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>>70142559
lol yes lad you've got it all figured out
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>>70142495
he had the face of david

he was standing in the middle of the club, assessing the situation, planning moves kinda like pic related
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>>70142581
not even close lad hahaa
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>>70142559
mega mega white thing
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>>70142611
rah...

why my man attending the dance in his birthday suit lls
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krispy kreme
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>>70142852

aite listen...
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these man cant move to me
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holy fuck i'm dying
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Lads I need advice. I love DJing, the atmosphere of small clubs with bleep music. All the people crammed into a dark basement. I want to play these events but I'm so scared. I have the worst stage fright, drinking won't help either. what can I do friends?
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Man finds the weirdest things

I had this chiptune since forever and just now found out it's sampling the beginning of some 'ardcore track. I'd like to know why?

They both probably sample something else though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE0o5orGbj0
https://clyp.it/fx4xsnnr

help me ninj
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>>70143062
>I'd like to know why?
lls 2017 blemes off to a good start
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>>70143061
just do it innit

if you love it you will, as if no other DJ started with it and lost themselves

good luck famalam
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>>70142195
Huh
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>>70143061
tfw i'm at my most confident behind the decks but i can't get booked because these days it's either you run the party or you're a girl
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>>70143414
omg 2cute :3
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>>70143429
yea true man. Its fucking annoying but whatever that's how it goes i suppose.
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fuck off weebs
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stop watching anime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0fy3q0TXWQ
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27nsh2UD1TI

What else sounds like this??? Everything else I've found is way too bright and upbeat.

I need the slowest, darkest, trippy shit.
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>>70144235
hella trippy....... damn
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>3 good nights all on the same night
unheard of in this city
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EGYPTRIXX LEAK WHEN
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does this mean a new LP? as in, more IDM?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HR1Zl4m3zDY
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUP0Ibiu5ZQ

lads.......im crying
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>>70147134
very creative post
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>>70140625
here's the eehhh for you
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>>70147447
forgot the link sorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-abIgFesWM
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it's cold out in these streets.......
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>>70147475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VIKQKIL2ww
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it would be so cute if jessy and jeremy made an album of them doing little duets omg :3
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I know you dgaf but I won't be lurking here as much anymore. I want to give uni my best, see you in a few weeks bleep <3
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thoughts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urs3PKuAC7A
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bellend smells of skips
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fuck me some pard told me this
https://youtu.be/fsZB_TDE4gE
sounds like an aphex twin rip off
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>>70142357
Fuck you, and 6 generations of your family
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What the fuck is /bleep/ even about? I can't tell from any of the posts
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"schranz"
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>>70143679
how is it that without the beard surgeon looks about 20 even though man is pushing 50. I'd like to know why?
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>>70140151
fuck lad please let this be fake i LITERALLY have 0 friends irl and everybody i talk to thinks im some kind of autistic no hope creep because i stay inside listening to tunes all day and even i wouldn't type something so neurodiverse
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>>70150458
I don't know man every time I come here I think it's about IDM but it looks like a wall of inside jokes I'll never understand.

It's a different world in here.
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>>70150458
>>70150853
hehe
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>>70139229
Nice
A lot of the terms are wrong, but still, nice
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STk9G0EwBjI
would u play this inna dance
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>>70140151
Is this real, or makebelieve?

I can't believe this is real
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>>70150932
Hey, it's me, you said some of my terms were wrong. I'd like to know why?
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>>70149819
bb, gl
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>>70150946
yea ofc, I'll open my set with this banger
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dj sprinkles and secretsundaze next week fuck im so excited to get inna dance i wanna DANCE I WANNA FUCKIN DANCE RIGHT NOW GRRRR FUCK
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>>70151124
give Terre's stubble a bit of a feel for me lad
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>>70151174
I am going to hold up a sign that says
"I have anticipated seeing you for a while, thank you for getting me into house, I respect you as an artist and person, in addition I find your politics important and stimulating"
and then a second one that says
"can we kiss a bit afterwards"
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>>70151174
>>70151199
would give anything to be romantically fucked by terre t b h

you just know s/he would be the most tender lover
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YOU
RI...
(HE MUST LOVE YOU)
ALABAMA (alabama...)
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WANNA SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU
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someone in the dance threw an evian at the student dj and it bounced right off his swede lls
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>>70151020
looool
hope that guy takes this all the right way
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>>70142559
you give your ex money wew lad
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any of you on DB9 ?? any good stuff there ??
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Replicunts : The Future Of Cyberfeminism
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lads
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was gonna go see hidden spheres tonight but im staying in to watch psychological horrors and Fast & Furious films with my mate instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l5PODi4H2o
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUQpnS0kz6U
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https://youtu.be/_UYEOeyRm4E

cool lol
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>>70152803
this is cool
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>>70152803
go to bed, Pavel
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>>70152675
>watch psychological horrors
Check out Under The Skin if you haven't yet, it's amazing
But watch it blind, even a simple synopsis can ruin it
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>>70152692
why do the djs around here never play decent tunes like this

they just stick to playing la bomba! bait over and over again
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>>70152928
thanks for recommending this, I was going to watch Mysterious Skin with my friend in a couple weeks thinking she meant Under The Skin but realised I'd mixed up the two and I've already seen Mysterious Skin, so you've sorted out this confusion and maybe we'll watch Under The Skin instead cheers

I already know what horror we're watching today though but it's popular and I don't want anyone to spoil it
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>>70152928
its ok i think older surrealist films are way better
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>>70153022

Watch The Skin I Live In and make it a double feature.
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>>70153027
Post some you like, I've got a lot of spare time and spare HD space
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>>70150830
>>70150982
what makes it so "weird" or "neurodiverse"

>a girl at the club takes his phone, finds herself on fb and clicks on add friend
>they part ways
>hes not sure what she meant by that because she wasnt clear enough
>asks her what happened and whether she wants to hang out with him or not
>somehow hes the weird one
?
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>>70153140
The way he worded it was weird as fuck. See >>70140477

It should have been obvious to anyone who isn't literally autistic that she either a.) wanted to fuck, b.) wanted to be friends, or c.) was twatted and just being daft

Better course of action would have been a simple "yo, you added yourself on my fb in the dance lol *break* decent night then?" or something
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>>70153140
the phrasing makes it obvious that this is a really strange scenario and he doesn't know how to react
he's talking to her like she's an alien and not a human being

I can guarantee he's on the redpill subreddit right now trying to learn how to be "alpha"
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>>70153140
>I'd like to know why?
this just sounds a bit weird and interrogative in tone

>Do you wanna hang out sometime or something?

again quite strange in tone. "or something" is completely unnecessary, would have sounded much more normal without it
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>>70153182
kill yourself
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>>70153192
Um, I'd like to know why?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INqbKQUDJTw

fuk howd i not heard this til today, mental
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>>70153164

I dunno if that's big of a deal, random people are always asking me to add them on Facebook after a chat on nights out and I never even speak to them or see them again.
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>>70153226
Yeah and that's fair enough, but this kid obviously wanted to see what happened from there and totally fucked it lls

Really want to see her reply
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>>70150853
>>>/mu/
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>>70153234

Yeah it was a pretty spergy thing to say.
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lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSCVP0-_ruE
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>>70153254
I'd like to know why?
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best remix

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utAMMtddp5U

could unironically work this into a set
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>>70153269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9I3LxM_BwKE
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>>70153226
>random people are always asking me to add them on Facebook
why?
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ngl i think some vocaloid music is sick

megurine luka is good
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>>70153346
You'd like to know why?
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>>70153346

Well I mean if I'm outside chatting to people or something they're usually like, add me on facebook or something. Then they probably forget the next day
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>>70153370
fuck off dipshit

>>70153383
but whats the point if youre never going to talk to each other again
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>>70153404

Dunno mate, ask them. I sometimes chat to certain people though.
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I'd like to know why?
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>>70153440

Most of the time it's just this though
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>>70153300
wicked af
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>>70153497
fucking pricks

dumb whores
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>>70153497
lool i have so many of these, another common one is

>U got any more numbers g? 1 u gave me aint answering
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>>70153192
Don't be mean
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>>70153549
lol wtf

theyre actually calling you? that could result in sex
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>>70153140
It's weird because he sounds so confused that the interaction even happened, apologetic even
Assuming he wanted to see her again, the 'normal' thing to do would be to ask her for a coffee at a specific time, or at least wish her a mutual happy birthday and get a convo going if you wanna play the fb chat game
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>>70153607
no mate "numbers" as in numbers for pack guys

aka weedmen

conversation in smoking area always circles back to piff somehow and ppl ask me for numbers
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>>70140151
Loooooooooooool cringe
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>>70153300
>>70153301

the nightcore apocalypse is nigh get hype

https://soundcloud.com/manicure-records/oui-manicured
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebTh70KPGgU

Yeah boiiiii
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>>70153607
"that could result in sex"
i read this like in a really sheltered teen kid's voice
like WOAH DUDE! That could result in SEX!
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>>70140151
LADS what if english aint his first language and this is just a bad translation of what he actually said to the bird

i want to believe
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no matter how hard i try, nothing i do seems to result in sex

i'd like to know why
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>>70153771
be less weird and more easygoing

get a good haircut and dress better

ez
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>>70142472
wtf is this real?
what release is it (the pic u posted)
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>>70153786
was memeing lol
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this was really badly received, i'd like to know why?

it's good

https://soundcloud.com/resident-advisor/mumdance-logos-present-different-circles-mix-cd
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>>70153799
what if blemes could result in sex
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>>70153799
my bad bruva, poe's law and all that
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>>70140239
M8 its a fuckin house party.... Here in the US its a joke if you ARENT blazing
Now if you mentioned smoking weed in a club or venue, thats totally different
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>>70153791
looks sick don't it, ""i'd like to know""" as well
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>>70153894
American weed culture is pure cancer
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>>70153914
this
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>>70141536
Why say ngl, its fucking floating points
Mans a legend
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Gonna search for a good voice sample of a tv character saying "I'd like to know why?" to have running through my next lofi house track
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weed is fine at house parties what are you all on about
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>>70153802
Played out sound
Reminds me of 2014
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>>70153802
I think its sick
people who say it sucks don't understand weightless and should stick to listening to linkuptv-core
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>>70153914
American weed culture is weed culture bruv everything else is imitation
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>>70153811
n*rthern memester is a perfect example of how memes result in getting laid
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>>70153698
2bf DJ paypal was already spinning nightcored stuff in his sets in 2013
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>>70140151
l o l
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>>70153997
australian weed culture is the only sincere weed culture
>>
WREK Houseworks
WRAS Subterranean innit
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>>70150453
LOFT sux bro that EP was def the worst Astral Plane release + they purchase/suck penis for positive reception
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>>70140349
weed literally triggers me, as in i actually start feeling a bit dizzy if someone smokes it near me, residual effect effect from a four hour long weed induced panic attack i had about 5 years ago lls
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>>70153978
lmao you gave me an idea for a track too
>>
Floating Points is indeed god, saw him twice last year and he ripped it up both times with absolute classic disco. One of the best djs out there + top producer before he went down the jazz rabbit hole.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4pJIMSUW7oE
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>>70153497
lol i had the opposite of this once, got with a girl and she asked for my number. in the morning i got a text saying "who's this?" loool i didn't take hers and she texted first, guess she was trying to play it cool
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>>70154105
I think he had to take the turn deep into jazz, its giving his carreer and arch which is giving him far more longevity
>>
>>70153988
>people who say it sucks dont understand weightless

Whats so hard to understand about it? Do i really have to point out that weightless has been around for a good 3 full years? Its not a secret or anything.
>>
>>70154131
Yeah fair point. I'm just desperate for him to release more stuff like King Bromeliad https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q9o6sF8h59w so funky
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>>70154201
He has a trove of unreleased '08-'12 banger tunes from before he started the band thing
>>
>>70153997
Na
>>
Lls weed smokers are literally the most uncultured people after anybody south or east of the Mediterranean and/or south or west of the Gulf of Mexico

>weed culture
*breathes in*
Lls
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Rare piccy of Rei Ganjamani and MC Asuka lls
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finally ordered a Xone 23C, someone plz tell me i did good.
>>
would u rather see Father or Walton and Strict Face
>>
>>70155012
walton + sf obviously
>>
>>70155026
what if u already seen Strict Face a lot and ur friends are supporting for Father
>>
>>70154607
what a retardedly racist/ignorant thing to say
>>
>>70155086
hmmmmm tough 1 pal i'd say go with ur troops
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>>70155331
yeah that's the plan
maybe Father will end early and we can head to Walton but doubt it
>>
>>70155138
*tips gram scale*
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Jah please keep badmind out of my heart, keep negative out of my thoughts. Mi give thanks as mi wake up, cause you still make it gwan, even when highman wake up feeling down Jah still make Gangster move on. I'm forever in your hand and forever in depth with you oh Jah keep and guide highman
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>>70140151
>I'd like to know why?

::tears::
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>>70155765
lls it's so bad
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Can any German man tell me if this is a decent translation
https://youtu.be/ZRBklTYkGcY
>>
any cute man in :3
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giea5R9RotA

big korean grime tune
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>>70155968
wagwan
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>>70155968
in :)
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>>70155968
Man is never cute
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any the chase man in
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I was seriosly thinking about my decision when I heard a very strange noise that kept saying the reaper is coming your end is near. Each time I herad it it was louder and closer to me. After about ten minutes I heard a knock on my bedroom door and a voice outside said the reaper is here and has come for your soul. I grabbed my swords preparing for assasin from hell to come through the door to claim me. Suddenly the door was knocked down and to my horror it was in fact what I dred it was it was the Grim Reaper. It said to me hell awaits you. Then it sliced at me with its sickle and badly cut me left shoulder. Then it raised its sickle to finish me off. So I said to myself I will die but I will die a fighter. So I charged it and sliced it in half but as I did saw it disappear so I sliced through black robes. Then I heard a voice say I'll be back! I didn't sllep for the rest of the night.

This really happened to me
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My anime grime banger's almost done
need to cop a couple more anime and gun samples and add a couple square waves hehe
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>>70156187
not a single word
>>
my unbelievably fit friend from work just split with her bf

how do i go about this

she's grinded pon mi cocki pon di dancefloor before so she must think i'm at least somewhat attractive
>>
>>70156256
give it a week or two then ask her if she would like to go out for a drink after work one day????????
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>>70153610
The fb chat game is so hard.
>>
how do i learn to write bars
my flow is impeccable i can ride any riddim perfectly whether its eski or animegrime, i just can't write bars
if i do grime i'm gonna spit over bare experimental beats because no one does that anymore. fuck that stupid trap shit that so many people are doing
>>
Hi guys!

I'm so glad to see there's such a thriving electronic music discussion thread here on 4chan, I can't wait to become a full fledged member! Usually I'm just a huge Monstercat head but lately I've been loving the HUGE work being put out by Liquicity too! Being a liquicitizen isn't just a label, it's a way of life and a mindset where everyone just loves each other, I mean did you see that Maduk Pokemon theme remix! I'm sure you have, being such a knowledgable group though.

Can't wait to discuss all of the big releases with you guys going forward, have a picture of me so you can put a face to the post haha :)
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>>70155086
If any of my friends liked Father or any of Awful Music ide politely roast them
>>
>>70156510
playboi carti is pretty sick though
>>
>>70156459
r u white?
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>>70154607
>proceeds to swallow a Chinese made "mdma" pill cut with industrial waste
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>>70156553
mixed race
think chris brown
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>>70156510
he makes fun songs but it's more about exposure for them
>>
https://soundcloud.com/senate_perth/pugilist-dub


laad
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>>70156504
lol
>>
yoo blad
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>>70156566
Exposure to an artist who was relevent 2 years ago? For what purpose? Wait are you guys 16?
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>>70156211
yesyes i'm excited for this
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>>70156562
ok lad
you should read more; books, articles, poems, lyrics, anything that will add to your vocabulary and possibly inspire you. i know too many rappers who are fucking illiterate and you can tell because their bars are shit

write about what you're living, if you live a middle class suburban life don't expect your bars to come out like ruff sqwad unless you've got good imagination
also you just need to have a natural talent for coming up with stories, nobody can teach you that
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>>70156557
I'm not located in Canada lls
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This tune they released sound like an interlude cut
What gives? Hope the other 2 have more to chew on.
I think the 1st Bruce record is still the best.
Hemlock in recent years has been crass.
Untolds put out like 3 fucking versions of Doff but acts like hes sitting on 1000 tunes.
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>>70156785
honestly don't care much for his whack releases, I think he's a sick DJ and mad good looking
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>>70156859
Its just peppy broken techno
Are the over the top breakdowns what makes it "whack"?
I love his mixes and think his own tunes fit in them like glove
>>
new 1 >>70156963
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>>70155968
Hiya! Currently listening to v cute track on the bus, DJ Wave - Above The Clouds
VERY cute and positive!!
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>>70157159
mad about you off that ep's better imo
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>>70153894
end it you melt, weed is not for partying you stupid pard
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