>finally get gf >her third eye isn't open

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z-twig
2016-12-26 07:03:17 Post No. 69894380
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z-twig 2016-12-26 07:03:17 Post No. 69894380 [Report]

>finally get gf
>her third eye isn't open

Anonymous 2016-12-26 07:05:25 Post No.69894408
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Anonymous 2016-12-26 07:05:25 Post No.69894408 [Report]

>get bf
>his pineal gland is calcified

Anonymous 2016-12-26 07:09:37 Post No.69894459
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C O L G A T E
>-gate

Anonymous 2016-12-26 07:11:57 Post No.69894497
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>finally get gf
>she is 18 year old girl who live in small city in Japan

Anonymous 2016-12-26 07:14:22 Post No.69894524
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Anonymous 2016-12-26 07:14:22 Post No.69894524 [Report]

>Finally get gf
Oh wait, I haven't

Anonymous 2016-12-26 07:25:01 Post No.69894662
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>finally gets gf
>doesn't believe in aliens
>doesn't know about pangea

Anonymous 2016-12-26 08:11:31 Post No.69895125
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Anonymous 2016-12-26 08:11:31 Post No.69895125 [Report]

>>69894524
I know this feel all to well.

Anonymous 2016-12-26 08:19:52 Post No.69895189
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Anonymous 2016-12-26 08:19:52 Post No.69895189 [Report]

>finally get gf
>has a penis

Anonymous 2016-12-26 10:38:03 Post No.69896515
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Anonymous 2016-12-26 10:38:03 Post No.69896515 [Report]

>>69895189
what a fag

Anonymous 2016-12-26 10:41:41 Post No.69896569
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>finally get GF
>have sex ONCE
>"anon, I'm pregnant... with quadruplets"

Anonymous 2016-12-26 11:32:14 Post No.69897288
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Anonymous 2016-12-26 11:32:14 Post No.69897288 [Report]

>Finally get a gf
>Call her a mutt and spit on her when fucking
>Beat her when drunk
>Think i'm gonna get dumped or arrested
>Turns out she likes it more than most things and asks me to do it more

Truly, the reddest pill I've ever swallowed

Anonymous 2016-12-26 11:48:35 Post No.69897496
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>finally get a gf
>she doesn't leave her bf

Anonymous 2016-12-26 12:58:22 Post No.69898639
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>>69894497

Anonymous 2016-12-26 01:02:09 Post No.69898709
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Anonymous 2016-12-26 01:02:09 Post No.69898709 [Report]

>finally get gf
>it was a dream

Anonymous 2016-12-26 01:04:26 Post No.69898754
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Anonymous 2016-12-26 01:04:26 Post No.69898754 [Report]

>>69897288
anon please stop fucking your dog

Anonymous 2016-12-26 01:06:29 Post No.69898781
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Anonymous 2016-12-26 01:06:29 Post No.69898781 [Report]

>>69894380
>>>/r9k/

Anonymous 2016-12-26 01:09:48 Post No.69898838
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Anonymous 2016-12-26 01:09:48 Post No.69898838 [Report]

>>69898709
wow...

Anonymous 2016-12-26 01:23:14 Post No.69899096
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Anonymous 2016-12-26 01:23:14 Post No.69899096 [Report]

>finally get gf
>wont let me near her brown eye

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