/metal/ general: mallcore edition
old thread: >>69862323
first for animetal
>>69868606
the holy trinity that will save metal
T R E N D Y
F U C K I N G
C O C K S U C K E R S
I'm writing an album in spurdo-fied lyrics.
Ask me anything
>>69868675
congratulations on your wonderful life decisions
>>69868606
DELET THIS THREAD IMMEDIATELY
>>69868675
with what kinda inflection or accent or whatever are you even supposed to speak spurdo
do only finns get that?
>>69868685
>listens to prog
>no muscle definition
like pottery
>>69868698
finns are living memes, and they're clearly better off because of that
>>69868632
10th for memes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Bm-nhnd0Nk
I am posting this on an anonymous image board to vent my anger:
Fuck you to my sister and her fake tits who wouldn't shut the fuck up while we opened presents this year you dumb fucking bimbo. I hope you get divorced, I hope your dumb fucking retard kid gets run over in that goddamn golfcart, and I hope you drive your fucking camaro into a flaming ditch.
Does /metal/ listen to metal exclusively? If so, why? If not, what else do you listen to?
>>69868722
music for this feel?
>>69868722
metal for this feel?
is this the best techdeath album of all time?
>>69868722
Either post pics of your sister's fake tits or take this shit to /r9k/, faggot
>>69868722
Nigga you need to chill the fuck out.
>>69868732
no, that would be silly
>what else do you listen to?
nu metal and djent
>>69868732
I listen to the following
>Chiptune
>EDM
>Jazz Fusion
>Celtic and Nordic Folk music
>Atmospheric nature music.
>>69868722
Why don't you relax and post some memes
>>69868732
70s prog rock and 90s gangsta rap
>>69868732
jazz and classical because i have patrician taste.
>>69868722
lmao
go back to >>>/r9k/ friendo
>>69868732
i listen to everything from Aak music to Zydeco
>>69868732
>Does /metal/ listen to metal exclusively?
No, but it is 90+% of what I listen to.
>If not, what else do you listen to?
Literally anything if I like it.
>>69868732
I listen to almost exclusively harsh noise, black metal, and dungeon synth. The trvest artforms
>>69868756
Aren't those just sub genres of metal though?
>>69868787
What's it like being a living meme?
>>69868770
What do you think of portuguese grind like Besta?
>>69868790
It's pretty great and I wouldn't trade it for anything
>>69868774
pretty much this. i spent a year or two listening to maybe as low as 40% metal but in the end i grew back into it and my love for cheesy gore and dungeons and dragons metal is stronger than ever before
>>69868770
>Aak
ikr, tosin abasi is god tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bt-RoSzsEKA
>>69868790
>not on metallum
>not metal
pick two
>>69868732
>tfw part of the thrash metal, death metal, grindcore, and anime openings master race
>>69868790
>nu metal
>djent
>metal
pick 1 option but it has to be the last one in the order that I placed them in this post.
>>69868815
patrician
>>69868787
Hey look, it's Anon's home videos!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XOibIxl3dLo
>>69868801
whoops, meant for >>69868793
>>69868790
Nu-metal is hard rock
>>69868797
it's all pretty boring, in complete honesty
>>69868810
this is aak, friendo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJdmThHkhIs
>>69868706
In sound, Church of Misery (literally just black sabbath with harsher vocals and groovier riffs)
In actual influence, Flower Travellin Band, but it's much more proggier and psychedelic than Sabbath.
pantera boys bullying yngwie was a high point
This was great. Have any of you guys listened to it?
>>69868868
>not Ningen Isu
>>69868855
fuck off weaboo faggot, AAL is 100x better
>>69868882
They're great but I wouldn't really compare them to Black Sabbath at all.
>>69868881
is that one of those former -core nu-metal revival bands? gives me that vibe fsr ngl tbqh
>>69868880
>rednecks bullying a virtuoso
of course
pantera kicks ass though
>>69868890
is it 2011 or something
>>69868922
no man it's the CURRENT YEAR
>>69868947
Judas Priest
>>69868919
Yeah. I was pleasently surprised at how good it was.
>>69868947
HEEEEEEY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXlo5CIyiGQ
>>69868947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp8DKNArRKA
How do i into Opeth?
>>69868947
literally the rapping for jesus of metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Gm7aDXNBxc
>>69868989
>Watershed
>Blackwater Park
>Morningrise
>Still Life
>>69868989
How can Jewish law oblige a husband to satisfy his wife whenever she desires it, or even, with a specific frequency? Doesn't this ignore human nature--the fact that a man isn't a robot, and can't just make himself perform sexually at will?
>>69868993
This is the greatest thing /metal/'s exposed me to.
>>69868993
>tfw I don't know if it is satire or not because a mexinigger made it.
Is this really the level of intelligence that race is dealing with?
>>69869074
The man's an australian and the woman's a canadian. It's next level proto-post-irony.
>>69869074
>mexinigger
Italians are not Mexican REEEEEEE
>>69869089
>The man's an australian
confirmed shitpost
>>69869109
>Only racial accomplishment is pizza and donkey/slave sex orgies.
Your right, they are worse.
>>69869135
>implying
>>69869135
>donkey/slave sex orgies.
p sure De Sade was french
>>69869147
me second from the left
>>69869148
>who is caligula
Literally pissing myself with ur lcak uv nolege retard
>>69869147
if you're going to post an Italian band at least post a good one.
>>69869168
>Caligula
>not just some weirdo with a quirky sense of humor who got defamed through Damnatio memoriae dishonor
lmao look at this guy
All leading scholars agree that Caligula was the true originator of pornogrind
>>69869214
>everything from 4:20 and onwards
Is there a greater feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RX5SkpGw1wM
>>69869221
>implying a good emperor would ever be dishonored through damnatio memoriae for any reason other political which would then have disputing records from his supporters
wew.
how do i join the Wehrmach
>>69869304
kill yourself and go to hitler in hell
Wtf did i just listen to
Post-avant jazzcore is better than avant-thrluigi
>Canadian metal: shit-tier alternative rock influence buttmeme like Annihilator and Devin Townsend whose lyrics are about fast cars, women with big tits and cheeseburgers
>Quebecois metal: Extremely complex and intricate compositions coupled with coherent lyrics exploring the discourse of various ideologies and abstract metaphysics
>>69868732
I only listen to spurdo metal
>tfw your favorite band ruins your favorite song live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsoakxBaQfQ&t=181s
Why you do dis to me Famine :c
>>69869330
Razor shits on your pseudo-intellectual frog metal to be honest lad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxSTCv_JZ50
>>69869304
shitpost on /pol/ hard enough to be accepted in their ranks
>>69869330
t.Pierre-Francois Rene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAZnHJ9-0EA
>>69869330
leaf metal's good at shitting out fantastic riffs and quebecois metal's good at being pretentious.
>>69869348
I never understood why people even liked KPN at all. Alcest is way better
>>69869304
>Canadian metal: cucked
>Quebecois metal: cucks speaking French
>Jap metal:
>>69869214
Bulldozer
>>69869330
I can't recall a single Quebec metal band that has memorable riffs, it's all wank.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sV82mFzC4tY
>>69869330
FUCK OFF FAGGOT
ONETWOTHREEFOUR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE8ckGBZQMg
>>69869452
>I can't recall a single Quebec metal band
me neither
>>69869480
pretty sure anybody can recall quebec metal, they have one of the most influential death and prog metal scenes in the world, but it's all wank death and quirky prog.
>>69869480
i often time forget Quebec is inhabited by real people
how do i into underground releases?
Some of the most pretentious metal bands are from France and Quebec
>>69869540
>be buried alive
>>69869563
And some of the most retarded special snowflake bands, too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVwl3kZwRX0
>>69869563
that's why they're also some of the best
>birthday sex
>>69869563
God damn I hate the French
I'm so mad I'm going to go shit talk them on /int/
>>69869595
what the fuck
>Roadrunner Records
>>69869595
Nuke Quebec now.
>>69869595
this is great.
>>69869603
Leave the hall
>>69869653
pretentiousness is F U N you should try it out
>>69869595
>>69869663
Who needs pretentiousness when you have R I F F S
>>69869595
this is the musical equivalent of getting gangraped by clowns in a mcdonalds ballpit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1lb6WgdfT8
Post manly metal
>>69869701
>>69869711
https://youtu.be/PVfj-ceF-TQ
fucking underrated and T H I C C
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8RZw3-R620
>>69869711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7AgrN6PNQY
>>69869595
it's like if Ronnald McDonnald and Fred Durst raped a senile David Tibet
>>69869729
>dude weed lmao
>manly
No.
>>69869737
lmao what the fuck is this
it's like death metal disco
>>69869755
u wot m8
>>69869595
>yfw this actually has pretty dank RIFFS
>>69869778
>death metal disco
you asked for this f a m
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcrvdWkE6Uc
>>69869778
>death metal disco
trve black metal disco hours.
>6:08
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpGbcxq4SnQ
>>69868606
Perfect Circle > Tool
>>69869882
trve
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Su3W6GsKZhk
>tfw reaching metallic saturation
metal is just so predictable now
I used to search for literally who czech death and finnish doom but soon enough it was all the same and now I've reverted to entry level taste by playing the very beast of Dio on repeat
>>69869968
maybe you should try a different genre, anon
there's lots of stuff outside of metal
maybe you should try to get into a different art form
fuck man, i don't know
>>69868732
>80s Hardcore
>Funk
>Hip-Hop
>Prog
>Buttrock
>>69869968
Try Rainbow then
Merry Christmas, faggots
Merry Christmas, /meal/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaSkRbbBBUg
>>69869968
>metallic saturation
That's a great term. I find myself listening to a lot of Judas Priest recently for the same reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMVV_HsHcX0
>>69870105
gwar makes me hard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6HIifwp4MM
>>69870215
They fired tit monster mcgee last year because she went full SJW and tried to derail the band into making her a strong independent womyn instead of a sex joke. Good on them.
More like this please
>>69870493
Deathcrush
>>69870429
She fucking joined Gwar, the band with some of the most blatantly sexist characters in metal. Fuck was she thinking?
>>69870493
Edgy cunt
>>69870507
>I'm going to smash the patriarchy by feminizing the most offensive metal band!
>oh no they fired me :(
>>69870507
>>69870527
womyn amirite
>listen to this album anon it's patrician as fuck
>it's 65 minutes of soulless guitar wank with 0 lyrics
>what anon, you didn't like elevator music number five?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_p_6_AGR_e4
happy yuletide /mu/
Is Dirkschneider doing a bunch of old Accept songs worth seeing live?
in for light metal / glam metal producers band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQAXpPYBTZM
Wtf is going on this is literally 60s psych rock King Diamond. Guy created the image and vocal style even.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQEmvXFBY78
RIP Lemmy
>>69871476
yeah mayne
Fire was one of the best top 40 songs ever
>listening to brutal dm on new headphones
huh
Can anyone recommend me more music like Pallbearer and Warning?
damn it i hate chrismast
metal for this feel
>>69872128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvfQqJeNF08
>>69872019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cng2DEH5IYI maybe
>>69872128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlBXd6FE2ic
>>69872337
god damn i love this goofy song
>>69872337
Better than glam
>>69870493
Horna, Gorgoroth, Behexen, Graven
SWM is one of the best bands straight up
>>69869882
6:08 onwards is one of my favorite parts of a song ever
>>69869882
>>69872674
it's just a god-tier album
>that solo in Dreamsphere
>all of Bring Back the Dead
>synth solo in Born Condemned Criminal
>when the synth hits in the beginning of Corpsecry
>>69872019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PGVOv5J9Gg
This thread is missing doom qts
>>69872784
Again, only the middle one is cute.
>>69872784
>>69873039
4 > 3 > 2 > 1 >>>>>>>>>>> 5
>>69870493
>tfw you found out Werwolf is a weeb
>>69873185
>tfw Morbid Angel's guitarist is a weeb
>>69873185
Wait for real?
>>69872624
>SWM is one of the best bands straight up
Indeed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgASEtnXoJA
>>69873202
isn't that dude straight up autistic?
self shill my own bandhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9Iz3ePKMRs
igmore 2;57 onwards as we changed it
MERRY CHRISTMAS U KEKS
>>69873525
Fuck off
Kill yourself
>>69873546
god bless
>>69873039
second from the right is cute mum tier
>>69873554
god bless
>finally, after all these years, manage to track down a high resolution scan of GCD cover art
>on Christmas day no less; "this can be my present!" I thought
>it's got this fucking sticker on the corner
There is a God, and he is laughing at me right now.
>>69873721
>>69872784
Am i the only one who like 1 the most?
>>69873817
>liking 50-year-old crackwhores
Why anon
>mfw the riffs are too T H I C C
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaHogECEJjw
>>69869595
>post circus metal
>people wonder why it's weird and almost random
>>69868732
post punk, alt rock
indie, noise :^)
early industrial,
90s hip-hop,
and jazz if im feeling intetectual
>tfw to glam for any other decade
>>69874176
Glam is fun
Fun good
But actually good? I dont know
Its like death metal
Fun good when its just mindless death metal
But actually good? Not really
>>69869330
>>69869595
I fucking hate Qubec
you have 10 seconds to post some good melodeath
>>69874313
TABARNAK
>>69874320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-et1avPAIY
Merry Christmas you miserable cunts
29mintues of syphonic progressive powerglam
>>69868732
I also like Grunge, Shoegaze, Prog, Jazz rock, Post-rock, Math Rock, Industrial Rock, Dark Ambient, and Classical.
>>69868746
Probably not, still awesome tho'
>>69868732
Nope.
>Rap (US and French)
>Old School French songs
>Jazz
>Video games soundtrack
>IDM
>Classical music
>Prog rock
>Japanese funk
>Electro
>>69868675
Jesus fucking Christ
I want to hear it and avoid it like the plague at the same time
>>69869348
Famine and KPN never wrote the tabs of their songs, so during rehersals they just try to sound "as good as" the original song. But since they're not good musicians, they often deliver poor performances.
But this doesn't mean they're a bad band.
>>69869388
Try comparing two similar genres instead of just being a faggot.
>>69868732
instrumental rap and anime theme tunes
>>69874574
>they're shit and can't play any of their songs but they're a pretty good band
>>69874590
Not being able to reproduce your tracks live doesn't necessarly mean you're a bad band, it only means that you're not fit for live.
They've released tracks that are impressives and well structured, but they're just too lazy and too drunk to write anything.
>>69868675
Korpiklaani is that you
>Tfw no genocide of germanicucks
Metal for this feel ?
>>69875191
>tfw no metal about bombing dresden
>>69868606
Who's the guy on the left?
>>69868746
Human by Death, no doubt
>>69875464
>he can't differentiate prog dm and tech dm
Out
what's wrong with the track listing?
>>69872760
You're forgetting the best song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOyniHxtXsc
what an underrated 2000s spurdo melomeal gem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnSUx3SswhQ
https://deathgrind.club/gary-mother-fucking-oak-critical-hit-2010
Ok.
>>69875455
Joakim Brodén
Favourite doom release(s) of 2016?
>>69876233
(EchO) - Head Fist Into The Shadows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpZPUogAzzQ
post guilty pleasures
>>69876560
I don't have any, guilty pleasures are for losers who have to act like they don't "really" like something when they actually do
>>69876582
guilty pleasure means admitting that you enjoy a certain thing that is objectively shit
you might be a closet homo though.
>>69875191
>when you ruin europe three times in a one hundred year time span
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPJKzRQ4Wc4
>>69876590
>guilty pleasure means admitting that you enjoy a certain thing that is objectively shit
nope, it's specifically not admitting that you like something in the same way as other stuff because you're afraid of what people think about you
>>69876820
>Syrian roman emperor lets in german refugees and assimilates them into the legion which was one of the more important factors that led to the empire's demise
FUCKING KRAUTS
>>69876590
>art can be "objectively" judged
this meme again
>>69876590
Nah, there's plenty of things I consider guilty pleasure-tier that are still great musically.
>>69876990
no but there is objectively shitty art and you fucking know it.
>>69876233
not as good as their debut but it's still pretty solid
>>69877006
as long as a piece of art is genuinely appreciated by at least one person, it can't be objectively shit
>>69877040
christ you fucking neo liberals are truly cancer
>>69877070
I bet you browse /b/ kek
what's some metal with qt drawn on the cover
>>69869330
t. Despised Icon
gigantic plebeian here. What's the /metal/ verdict on The Black Dahlia Murder? Good or teenagecore shit
>>69877275
Nothing terribly shit just very mediocre and subpar. For every thing that they do, there are bands that do exact same shit but way better, depending on what you like.
>>69877275
mediocre as far as melodeath goes
which is already a mediocre genre on its own
what bands would you recommend to a co-worker who likes lamb of god and protest the hero?
This is dank.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHbQZMriSTE
someone rate this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUJnAi0DFxs
>>69876233
this one >>69877110
watcha listening to on this fine christmas morn, /metal/?
>>69877470
>protest the hero?
voivod?
This has surprisingly good lyrics
Kinda reminds me of some Discordance Axis
post metal
>>69877542
cool cover art!
now I'm going to listen to it!
>>69877515
this is good
>>69877515
sounds like a gayer tool, not bad for what it is though, my one friend will love this
album is good
Album is screaming
>>69869968
You can always branch out to other genres of music. Whenever I'm feeling like giving metal a rest for a while I go to the good ol' dadrock, some classical music, Django Reinhardt, hard rock or even The Prodigy
>>69869968
instrumental rap is a good altenative
>>69877635
we /nu-metal/ again?
>>69877681
this meme needs to end
>>69877692
you cannot kill what you did not create
>>69877540
too bad the pig squealing makes most of the lyrics sound like nonsense or something retarded
>>69868722
>>69877720
you can still hear them with the lyrics in front of your eyes
i think the pig squeal is appropriate to the music 2bh
>>69877713
I can kill you tho
>>69877742
m-mom? what are you doing here
>>69877713
8/10
>>69877681
aye
>>69877733
>i think the pig squeal is appropriate to the music 2bh
it absolutely is, but that's never gonna stop me from hearing "they ate our arms" instead of "only murmurs" on Entombment
WHEN THE FUCK IS THE NEW TOOL ALBUM COMING OUT
IT'S GOING TO BE 11 YEARS SOON
>>69877876
// H O P E F U L L Y
N
E
V
E
R
>>69869595
Kek I used to be really into that band. Still think they had some great songs tho https://youtu.be/wLvxyNU5OV0
>>69877921
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>69876560
>>69877110
prog
>>69878052
ressive
>>69878062
how do you pronounce proge anyway
>>69878084
like doge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41VYKiMEKSY
Hey skramz-metal can be good guys
>>69878084
Praw-j
>>69878084
dr-ee-m-fee-a-taer
where do i find christmas themed prostitutes to make me company during the day
>>69878084
it-s-ch-ee-t
>>69878121
Vegas
>>69878121
North Pole
>>69878105
doome
>>69878121
ask your mom
what's /metal/ opinion on symphonic metal
>>69878228
can be good be that is rare
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eqmkgSeYjI
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PPHnly1hp-Q
Fucking czechs and their memes
>>69878430
Wtf is that accent
>>69878481
Chinese accent
Thoughts?
>>69878657
i wished i'd died eating the turkey
Es ist Zeit für Reich!
m e m e
e_e
m___m
e______e
SUOMI ON PARAS :DDDDDDDD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48MnZKUSXbI
WE
WE
THE SILENT EMPIRE
WE
AWAIT
WE
AWAIT
THE SILENT EMPIRE
YOUR
EMPIRE
name my band /meal/
>>69874577
^this
also shit like nothing,nowhere and generally atmospheric shite
>>69876820
>he believes in the germany started both world wars meme
neck yourself
>>69878743
Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5EV_s_cSx8
>>69879264
OF
>MOON
AND
>DREAM
AND
>ME
>>69879276
Black sabbath
>>69879276
Boko Gore-om
>>69879276
Dragged Into Sunlight
>>69879276
Zulu dawn
Whats the average lifespan of a /metal/ thread
>>69879697
depend the time it's started
>>69879276
Between the blacked and me
>>69879697
7 hours
I BELIEVE
IN THE MADNESS
CALLED "NOW"
>>69879780
well i believe in a thing called love.
>>69879780
PAST AND FUTURE
PRISON MY HEART
>>69879805
TIME IS BLIND
BUT I WANNA TRACE MY LOVE
someone make the next thread with a picture of varg that goes well with the santa hat.
why is everyone copying wolves in throne room and no one is trying to copy muh Forgotten Woods?
>unwittingly bought my dad the Rust in Peace remaster for christmas
>WITH THE RERECORDED VOCALS
>mfw hearing the new Five Magics
Last fucking time I "blind" buy a physical album. Fuck everything
>>> https://discord.gg/Py8pHFX <<<
join for metal and porn
>>69868632
Is that cover inspired by Akira? Or vice-versa?