/bleep/: end of year edition

>>69722623
nothing is good

>>69722623
fuck off faggots edm is shit
go read the wire you poseurs

>>69722676
why are you so angry?

friend of the year: s/t

>>69722666
+

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meme of the year

Any "any man in" in ?

>>69722896
jme here

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ledge of the year: LG x

any "any 'any man in' man in" man in

>track
Screamer
>ep
High point on low ground
>album
Rojus
>label
PC
>set
Autechre solid steel
>live set
highly rated evan baggs at lakota
>meme
Rootin tootin rhythm

>bottom label of the year
Hyperdub!!!

>>69722929
Supersonic innit

>>69722977
don't bully steve

>>69722956
Actually nah im giving rival consoles live set of the year

>>69722977
More like hyperflub init

>>69722977
steve is gonna kill himself if you keep bullying him

>>69723033
>>69722977
Hyperschlub loooooool

>>69723058
ini

he needs nuff support

hyperscrub lls

>>69723058
Should have thought about that when he pressed a fucking conceptual idm album about police brutality

>shag of the year
yer mum last night
https://soundcloud.com/kontramusik/km002-agaric-over-the-hill

>>69723131
Was that the fatima teletubby one

>>69722623

> track of the year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfvdEYcrNqE off Andreas "Wintermay"

https://www.residentadvisor.net/reviews/19970 also worth a read as patric fallon gets BTFO by RA commentators as per usual

> EP of the year
Probs wintermay again or maybe "house of dad"

>"In Waves" - Lord of the isles

> Firecracker Recordings

> dunno

>dunno

It was a good year for being a libertarian dance enthusiast, enjoyed watching the salty tears of the PC idiots ruining dance music.

>>69723174
Ye

Bleme of the year: A N I M E G R I M E

>>69723179
Is is shit lol i havent heard it

>>69723175
>being libertarian
Are you excited for your 16th birthday? maybe daddy will buy you a car so you can finally impress the girls

>>69723165
fucking hell m8 got any more tracks like this?

>>69723299
Complete shit, basically made for pitchfork "intellectuals" to have a wank over

>>69722808
:Dc

>>69723360
Also it sounds like it was made in garage band lls

lol whyd u even bother listening to that shite the previous one was atrocious as well

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>>69723374
pic is me biking home from work to post on bleep and talk to my mates there lol

If you are a Pard please refrain from posting. You have no taste.

>>69723303

Im sorry it was such as horrible year for you diddums. post some tracks so I can laugh at them

>>69723303
t. comrade

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Can't decide if I like White Peach or if I think it's only okay.

>>69723564

Asiatisch was p good

Pards are starting to come out.

monsterCAT xD

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>>69722977
For real, Hyperdub was fucking atrocious all year this year. It had ONE good release and the rest was all shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktzwHPCVjnU

could use a nap , **lads

>>69723880
is the 3xCD out now?

>>69722977
This doesn't make me proud to be British

>>69724064
No, some dude on FS compiled the 28 tracks off it and uploaded it in a pack. the 3rd CD mix is not in it.

>>69723891
no it was wank too cant believe people tried to call that grime

>>69724089
oh fairplay

i never learned to navigate funkysouls maybe tonight is the time

>>69724159

I liked it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-SzLpBU63E

>>69724176
It's pretty easy to navigate, it's just that it's default search settings are dumb because they are set to searching for thread titles rather then any words in all threads, you just have to change it if you use it.

>>69723201
undeniably

Took over the city off a percocet
I took her heart
She was your girl?
It wasn't working man.

>>69724293
s/t tell us more about the girl mate

>Track of the year
Floorplan - Tell You No Lie
>Album of the year
Omar S - The Best
>Label of the year
Ilian Tape
>bleme of the year
LT@Corsica

>Label of the year
Lobster Theremin

>>69722848
the peak of all blemes

remember when bufo tweeted ' "blemes" '

>>69724348
>Meme of the year
Year of the _____

>>69724491
t. Untrve

BIG tip to anyone using NI massive: changing the level of the attack on your mods = instant professional sound

>track
Dygas - Even 11
>ep
Djrum - Forgetting
>album
Floorplan - Victorious
>label
Giegling (despite it being a meme label)
>DJ set
DJrum at Norbergfestival
>Live set
The Bug or Autechre, can't decide
>anything else
Lost the love of my life lads

>>69724675
lad;_;

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>>69722623
>Track of the year
Distance - Badman (feat. Killa P)

>EP of the year
Farseer - Dead Man's Chest

>Album of the year
Kid Lib & Friends - The Tow Truck LP

>Label of the year
Not really sure, maybe Myor Massiv or Teklife but there wasn't one label which consistently put out a lot of great stuff this year as far as my tastes go

>DJ set of the year
Kahn & Neek - Fabriclive 90

>Live set of the year
Didn't see anything live

>Anything else of the year
Comp of the year - Forbidden Codes 2

Overall there was a lot of really nice 12"s and EPs this year, far fewer decent LPs, comps and mixes. On the plus side, there still some okay stuff being released this late into the year so that's nice.

i really do love you lads

How did we go from this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qc9391UXPO8
...to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjTV8i_KjXM ?
adtbg help me out

>>69725013
But do you love happy hardcore?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpEA1Wjz1PI

>>69725045
nah not really to be honest mate

>>69725057
wow go away anytime

...nah, I love you too lad

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>>69725045
Listening to this right now m8.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Idziyl9emjU

>>69725171
Honestly I'm now in a brief noisecore phase, but it caught my attention and was just 30 minutes long, so why not


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCyldpAsN_k
One of the best mixes I've ever heard desu, at least the A side

any of u man want beef?

>>69724318
Like what lad

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>>69725273
It's not quite the same, but the Inoue Madness mixes from DJ C-Type on Murder Yacht School are similar to this, and they are all pretty good.

>Top 3 madmen of the year
Tyler
James
Will

>>69725448
top1 whatsapp group ;)

>>69725421
That's a lot of mad inoue-san

>>69725392
dunno, how'd u meet, whats she like

>>69723175
>andrea

my nigga

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Reminder if you go clubbing on christmas instead of staying with the f@M

ur pure scum innout

>>69725584
please post this pic everyday until crimbo like they used to do on /a/

>>69725584
I'm muslim tho m8

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s/t senpai!!!!

>>69725631
i thought brit hours were over its pard-hours now boys yeehaw

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>>69725541
Still on going but now new ones are impossible to find.

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Ben UFO @ iipoints was lit af

new track new track new track
https://soundcloud.com/decemberbeaches/shitbird-1

any padded gilet man in?

>>69725634
wtf

Aj TRacey of the YEAR

>>69726187
sometimes likkle 2 2 phone call to novelist i tell him not to wear the black nike gilet tonight because i wanna wear it this time

it's not a gilet it's a bulletproof try shoot me

hey lads, can a burger get a translation of the first 30 seconds of this? also anything after 2:45 you'd be willing to do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lXumCFCVBk
brit/pol/ said it was just jibberish, but i think there was something there.

>>69726538
at 25 secs hes talking about how his shows may look like nike tn's but are clearly Air Max Modular 98SI's

>>69726538
man ear and deaf man parkin that *lego* got 2 2 size on a roe tryna take pictures of that but it's not that guy keep runnin. it's kind of annoyin' still gotta have a sound-jina above and beyond dolphins *brow* ketchup. oh that suede like TMs they look like TMs NO not TMs rudeboy and I'm not smokin'em 98SI

>>69726538
lmao sometimes i take for granted that i can understand roadman flawlessly

>>69726856
can't tell if you're joking or you misheard like everything

fuck trump

and fuck white people

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>>69722623
shout out to the best album of 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qpt9KLRmqQk

>>69726925
>>69726902
sup cuck

>>69726538
man's 'ere and that, hyde park and that
>leggo
got 2 2 sideman about, tryna take pictures an that, man's not that guy, keep runnin.
>you're kinda bait though
it's kind of annoying, still. gotta have a sound, you know. but, above and beyond all things: bow! crep check
>oh, they're- i swear they're like TNs, they look like TNs
no! not TNs, rudeboi, airmax modular 98SI

>>69726538
"at woodside park and that" - area of london
"got two (people) to my side when I'm out, trying to take pictures and that"
"pow, crep check" - creps being shoes

>>69726983
trumpcucks are the worst people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48Zxjbk941k

>>69726538
>>69726988
2:50 on

alright, um, so, obviously, before man says roll safe; safe! cause, obviously this ting's on a different level now. it's kinda hot, it's a bit bait
>it's bait, it's bait!
i swear i hate being bait. shout out the supporters, shout out to the OGs, the man that have known from day one.
s'all mad, man needs to cut, cause these are different ends, and man don't know what goes on down here at certain times, so - safe innit!

>>69727040
how is this human garbage still alive?

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>>69727090
stop referring to yourself in the third person, trumpcuck

>>69726538
i cant watch that now that I know the guy is actually 23, all the slang sounds so over the top forced

Sirens.

>>69726538
>>69727060
>before i say goodbye, thank you!
>these videos are much more popular now
>it makes me stand out (not sure how to translate 'bait' t b h)
>thanks to the supporters, especially those supporting me back when i started
>it's crazy. i need to go, because this is a bad area, and bad things probably happen around here after dark.
>so, goodbye!

has anyone ever successfully convinced a club/ club owner to book an artist? What about convincing an artist to ask a club to play there?

>track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN9LEgWiVcU
>EP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QqoZEWxCU8
>Album
fuck i have no idea. nicolas jaar album? radiohead? good bleeps aren't on albums
>label
ilian tape
>set
glacher lustwerk didn't play too much memey lowfi house desu senpai
>drug of the year
s/t

all i can say is my AOTY is Omar S - The Best but i don't know about anything else

>>69726538
"Yeehaw rangers! Today I'm ranching at Hyde Prairie. Got two of my darn tootenest sharpshooters riding on my flank. Now before we get down to bison hunting lets check out my new boots! And no, you gosh darned injun, they aren't bison boots, these babies are pure snakeskin!"

>/bleep/ post of the year
>>69727484

>>69727484
lmao

>>69723626
Omg 2 cute

im @ the club lads

>>69727876
s/t where in the states are u from?

>>69728240
take a pic

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current value revisiting his old style
https://soundcloud.com/critical-music/current-value-unthinkable-critsys006
https://soundcloud.com/tim-e-aka-current-value/current-value-subliminal-critsys006

o

>>69725171
This picture appears 3D but only when I have my glasses on, what the fuck?

Bars, beats and banter are things I do not lack.

>>69728552
its forbodden

>>69728240
lad its 3 on the clock, you better not be a pard

>ask person next to me for some of their water
>looks at me like I killed her cat and says "...sorry, I'm germophobic"
Absolutely hate it when non-clubgoers invade our venues desu

>>69730469
who will stop you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHLaaz8j9Rk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVNAybmp_Qo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-bSDW7Nc2A
post jungle tunes with good ambience

Big up WillNE

>>69730680
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln_L6995T4E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnSSQxrsHxc

>just discovered speedcore
Holy shit this is amazing, I never want to listen to anything else ever again.
Brb putting all my deep house vinyls in the skip.

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lads :3

bleep how do i break or bypass drm on a wma file?

>>69728267
he's from chile

>>69727356
XLB is trash hahah

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whats wrong with people on soulseek?

>>69732855
what a sperg lmao just put like 1 album in your shared files and you'll get through

lads ngl jimmy just smashed it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWxMVc2LZLQ

>>69732855
lol

So let me get this straight: /bleep/ is a meme thread and no one heres listen to electronic music at all?

Can't i'm nothing but disapointed.

>>69733336
aphex twin

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>>69722623
>Track of the year
At least I've listened to them more than once

Chinau - Pacific War
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6W44psXk4Qs

Mall Grab - Can't (Get U Outta My Mind)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auTI-nN1q1I

Groove Selecta–Hidden Agenda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMyI9JDG7Nc

Baltra–Tears Drop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXXMtKPfuzY

Khidja - Drums Of Taksim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2tFCOkJ9kc

Carrot Green & Selvagem–Ossain (Disco Halal)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4_SlELdWL0

Clubkelly – Mitsuki
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu5qLUxEy9I

And not related favs


Partisan – TryTryAgain (Angel Construction)
CELES7E – CRYSTALITE
CELES7E x GRASPS – BLADEHAIL
Snow Ghosts – Lied (Prurient Remix)
IVVVO – Good, Bad, Baby, Horny
Coucou Chloé – Halo
Kid Smpl – Holding Pattern
EAVES – SAY IT RIGHT


>EPs

Raw M.T. – Richard's Revenge
Antonio - Antonio EP
Kessell - Quantum Fluctuations
U - PH54
A Pleasure - Jream House LP
Baby Blue - Void Gate
y y y - STETA

>>69733463
>Mall Grab - Can't (Get U Outta My Mind)
dickhead

>>69733336

blemes are more important than music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAVsv555FKg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyd6A4ktzcM

friendly reminder that this is the best version

>>69733709
who are you

Hey /bleep/ how do I get into drum and bass?

>>69734013
Listen to some good DnB, if you like it you like it if you don't you don't. Took me a while to like but i only liked it after that for a short while.

>>69734040
there's so many sub genres of dnb though

>>69734048
i never really became aware of all those, i just ignored them really. There isn't too much difference between the subgenres i think so you shouldn't worry. I'm aware of neurofunk and liquid, what else is there?

>>69733918
who are you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyGpJEVt6mY

>>69734067
Neurofunk
Techstep
Liquid funk
Darkstep
hardstep
funkstep
jump-up
drumstep
Clownstep

>>69734158
darkstep is rip since brostep started using it.

>>69734158
Oh yeah i remember some of those now.
>clownstep
And can you tell me what funkstep, clownstep and drumstep is and how they vary

>>69734185
drumstep is dubstep at 170bpm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owvuMtOrUkY

.......

Pard here, saw aphex twin tonight

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>mfw rdj opens his aphex twin set with andy scott

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Track
>Typical

>>69734013
>>69734040
>>69734048
>>69734067
>>69734158
>>69734185
lmao

>>69730229
Bcos of the red on black, i have the same thing tho i dont wear glasses

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hello lads

hello s/t

https://youtu.be/jjHAFZHpeC8

how do you lot have the time to listen to so much music

do you not have jobs or are you all students?

>>69736839
i'm on the dole

realistically though, even if you have a 9-5 and give like an hour for day-to-day tasks like washing up and cleaning etc, that's still ~6 hours where you can be clueing up on tunes

Lorenzo Senni - Persona is the best Pointilistic Trance EP of this year

>>69722623
Track; Baepolar
EP; Workshop 23
Album; Kassem Mosse - Disclosure
Label; Perlon
DJ; NOM
Live; Huerco S

https://youtu.be/viC59TXQ2No

More like this?

>>69736501
Heh hi family. Early morning ting innit

>>69736839
dunno.
I just listen to tunes innit?
I have mixes playing all day all the time and when I hear a proper banger I rewind.

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>>69737158
ini man, only quarter past 12 here but its early stilllll

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egRb1kywlKw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0Pj_IkaQ3Y

obsession with mgauze is getting bad, considering dropping 250 bar on the chasing the shadow box, might sell some stuff to make the p

>>69733747
senpai that is shite, original is way better

>>69736981
i like you

>>69733747
Mala > Alicia > Spinn > meme grab

>>69722848
w2c??? ((where to purchase))

>>69728869
Tech Itch Recordings has been releasing stuff semi-regularly again but they've got into a habit of making their releases way too long to sit through, usually half the tracks on a release end up being average but the good stuff is really good. Looking forward to this though.

>>69731506
The Japs make good Speedcore, check out some labels from over there like Psycho Filth and Maddest Chickn'dom.

>>69734013
Listen to everything on Metalheadz before before 2000, everything on Moving Shadow after 98 and everything released by Photek, Omni Trio and Source Direct, and then explore further.

>>69736839
Just listen to shit after work and on weekends.

>>69737549
what's cracking ninj, how you goin'

>>69723626
can someone explain this anime meme to me?

>>69737594
The anime meme: anime girls are cute and anime grime is sick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QIRqeXX5bw

>>69737591
Alright. Fucking FS has changed from using mostly ifolder to uploadboy and uploaded for their scene releases and neither of those work in my hospital flat so I'm having to wait until I come home to listen to all that shit. New Naibu LP was nice, Sven K - Paranoia Aspect was a really good Footwork LP, new Taso on Teklife was alright, had a dubstep sounding track on it which was unexpected and Om Unit - Cosmology Vol. 3 was awesome, more people should rate Cosmic Bridge, it's kind of like Exit but smaller.

Also gotten back into Thrash Metal again for no reason.

Also also, how have not heard this until recently.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L73naVjDzYc
Total Package did some awesome sets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPejLVODx7o

>>69737504
cheers lad :^)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQLBwA6x9mM

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eayohQ4wPDQ

how many bong dollars a month do you get when you're on the "dole"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKravG9YhqU

>>69737646
ninja, i need to ask you a personal question

who is your favourite 2hu

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>>69737919

>>69737938
wait how can anyone live on that monthly? I know about council housing, but do you also get the equivalent of food stamps?

https://youtu.be/vg1bhaK2dPA

>Track of the year
Hannah Wants - Mercy VIP
>EP of the year
DJ Metatron - 2 the Sky
>Album of the year
Nicolas Jarr - Sirens
>Label of the year
Ed Banger Records
>DJ set of the year
David Guetta at Tomorrowland
>Live set of the year
Lindstrom at Au Bord De L'Eau
>Meme of the Year
This post :'-)

>>69737774
This is pretty cool, never knew that this kinda harsh breakbeat was coming out of Australia in the 90s.

>Album
Skee Mask
Omar S
Jessy Lanza
>EP
Asusu - Hallucinator/Sendak
Nocturnal Passions II
Karen Gwyer - Prophase/Anaphase/Telophase
>Label
Ilian Tape all year every year
>Live
idk not seen much live this year
>track
stenny - lights on

>>69738092
oops forgot this

>>69722623
>Track of the year
https://soundcloud.com/k7-records/alcatraz-harry-ode-to-frankfurt
>EP of the year
Neuroshima - Rave Archive
>Album of the year
Rhythmic Theory - Circulation
>Label of the year
The Trilogy Tapes
>Bleme of the year
s/t-posting

wish i was a goth in the 80s

>>69738017
geez ed banger is still kicking and cassius still make music

>>69738137
peak really

Why are cunTROLLers sold the most? Because now every Sucker without skill and/or a real music collection, can "DJ" with a cunTROLLer. It's all about being a Ferengi nowadays. They were also successfull in the Star Trek World even though nobody really liked them. And how did the Ferengis eat? The let their food pre-chew by their females. So remember cunTROLLer-"DJ" = Ferengi Male and Not-moving-platters/buttons = Ferengi-Female (so no danger involved of breaking a tooth/dj-set...since everything is taken care of). With that extratime at hand, people like Ean are now toping cats like Shadow on the production-tip, Q-bert on the scratching-side, DJ Precision on the beatjuggles and are dissing DJ Craze from the "being-a-complete-DJ"-tip...

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>>69737928
Sakuya Izayoi. It isn't even close.
>Maid
>Also DIO

Fairly decent themes sometimes as well.

>>69738152
DJ Meido

>>69738017
don't you mean Joy Orbison & Boddika - Found the Ground - Boddikas VIP

>>69738041
surprising what ya find
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGp9L362At4

what you guys think about this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riZxiR9sCTY

>>69737785
>>69737919
Nice.

>>69737995
Haven't listened to much minimal stuff in a while, thanks ADTBG.

>>69738152
good taste

i like mokou a lot, shame she's being memed a lot recently. same goes for momiji (best 10gu)

>>69738152
>12xxxxxxxxxxx filename
also very admirable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgYQtj7MZVk

Lads, if we're being honest, I reckon h**ry deserves to be memester of the year desu

I should say all the memester had a good year, and I wanna give an honourable mention to b*ris, the westmemester, for all his work this year. really broke out of the woodwork init

>>69738293
i wish you and your mates would get perma-rangebanned

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qua-kOHHHsE

>>69738314
t. feloneezy

pards don't know music

>>69738236
I like Mokou because she was the first extra stage boss I managed to beat. I'm not really that into any Tengu in 2hu but I do like their completely impractical geta.

I also quite like Yuugi Hoshiguma (I like any reference of Shitennou in Jap media) and I like Mima from the PC-98 games, her theme was great.

>>69738250
Pretty sure that was my MSN display pic for a while.

>>69727198
i think its a bit of a joke in that way

https://youtu.be/UeOJdg2hExM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFqX2DhKNdc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlvSW9utJLE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVIUEm1tPyI

https://youtu.be/HeWa-VFRnXw

>>69737995
They can't. The whole point of the entire dole regime is to force as many people off it as quickly as possible. The government doesn't actually want to pay anyone benefits lol.

pards don't know music
they think they do
but they dont

best tune 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKxY9tS1UlE

imo, there should be a minimum squat/bench/deadlift requirement in order to get into the party

lbr, this policy would eliminate most lads, auroras and violet-hair-dyed weirdos, and uggos from entering my safe space and would make my night 50x better

>>69738481
yee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDRfMxxGxlE banger on the same EP

>>69738519
Fuck off idiot

>>69738519
this is a safe space senpai

>>69738553
and i wouldnt have to deal with snarky cunts like u!!!!

>>69738529
That ep might be my fav of the year. the other 2 tracks are serious too. fun release

>>69738529
remember when everyone got aggy at tzusing on discogs because he used the word 'whores' in a track title

pathetic

>>69738519
are you against women being there?

because that's what will happen

plus I'm weak as fuck but generally keep to myself

>>69738519
and instead the club would be filled up with /fit/ jackasses, good good, also are you seroiusly saying lgbtq peeps shouldn't be allowed in "your" safe space?

>>69738586
why are you taking that clearly tounge-in-cheek post seriously lls

>>69738584
no, men and women would have different bench/squat/deadlift requirements of course

i just dont want like, the black madonna, dancing near me, taking up all the space and her SJWeat touching me u feel?

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>>69738586

>>69738610
lmao no

really don't care who's dancing near me as long as they don't bump me or smell

the person being attractive is a bonus

>>69737646
That total package set is the best grime set I've heard so far. I like how lo-fi it is.

>>69738639
>I dont really care who's around me
well then you seem to not have a whole lot of self-respect for yourself!!

>>69738654
actually wouldn't mind a qt boy desu

>>69738598
because i'm autistic and take everything at face value lad

Like, I'm not even saying that the requirement should be that high u know

Like only 1.5 plate bench for 5 reps; 2 plate squat for 5, and 3 plate deadlift for 5

this is something achievable with a small amount of effort for like 2 months

This would show that you show yourself some self-respect, and thus, respect those around you

I havent come up with figures for the ladies.

I also just realised that this has another great effect - no pakis!!!!!!!

We've all been there when Rajesh has started dancing for a few minutes and starts sweating and all his paki food starts sweating through his pores stinking up the dance floor

You literally cannot disagree

Why am I the only one who liked the new Demdike Stare album?

this guy is even more ridiculous than the "production quality and sound design" kid from a few days ago.

>>69738730
you're obviously not?

i just want those dj wanka tunes
this is legit great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMCTyP8H3Yk

>>69738720
rude, i'm a paki (iranian)

i don't smell and hand out evian inna dance, you'd love me

>>69738730

I literally just posted a tune off it

what is the most bleep way to get a girl in the dance?

>>69738178
I quite like NIMH, yee

I have three of their releases

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwHPMervUyg

>>69738852
smoking area desu, floor is for tunes

>>69738951
best smoking area lines?
i need help for situations when they don't actually know anything about the music that's playing and they came just because they saw it "looked cool" on facebook or something

>>69738985
whats gwarning chica

>>69738985
I would probably go with something related to their obliviousness about the music, ask if they liked it, if it was what they expected, maybe ask how their ideal night would be, then share your thoughts on the matter as to not overburden some stranger with questions

>>69738985
lad senpai you like these choons

>>69738985
can i borrow a lighter

cheers

oy lads can I get a crep check

>>69739173
ye post em rudeboi what u got

rogue one is pretty sick mates

>>69739210
izzit i'm gonna catch it tomorrow

apparently there's a sick scene where vader merks off bare man

>>69739230
ye had me absolutley gassed when it came

>>69739230
yeah man, the last 1/3 of the film is just star wars porn, its exactly what you want.

>>69739244
>>69739249
proper

to be fair star wars is probably one of the sickest things in the world i'm not even that into it but let's be honest it's fucking mad

>>69738202
pretty average desu

>>69725584
>not going do the senpai ting and then going with friends later at the night on NYE & christmas.

its like you don't live in a city and gotta do the the 1 hour communion with train.

word filters were one of the best things to happen to this site, jokes seeing everyone say desu and senpai

>>69739481
innnit lool gets me every time senpai
i can juss imagine some prang autistic pard tryin to decipher why we keep saying senpai

>>69737253
Hehe was like 700 when I posted that here lol you must have bare money to spend that kinda change on it but it looks cool senpai post pics here if u do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujH9F3n6qu0&feature=youtu.be

new wiley tune
very hard
godfather soon come thanks for all the support
-eskiman

>>69739575
ty eskiman, nuff respect

>>69739493
lol trust

>>69739524
rah what u doing up at 7!

nah i really dont lls thats what i mean, gonna sell bare records and clothes. need it in my life though, the book looks sick and the whole package is gorgeous, A+ from me RIP bryn

>>69727090
BTFO by
>>69727161

>>69739575
it's ok.
at least it's not Can't Go Wrong

if a girl is dancing near you at the club and she keeps making glances out the corner of her eye does she want 2 bang

>>69739754
that or she thinks ur a weirdo

>>69739754
mb ur gurning 2 hard

>>69739766
i dont take md/beans that often

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this is without doubt forever the greatest dubstep tune of all time

fucking hell man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfjOHHB4Pi8

kind of feel weird listening to new wiley because he's literally an old man going thru a midlife crisis

can't take him seriously

>>69739904
snakes and ladders wasnt that bad 2bh

>>69739904
this is a advert for the new strawberry jam!!! from me the advert man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQq3-DW1gf8

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>>69723943
That track with Spinn and Manny is tight as fuck.

>>69724779
Still have to listen to Farseer.
Been enjoying this one though:
https://soundcloud.com/repertoiresound/tim-reaper-lanterns-dead-mans-chest-remix-reprv008

>>69734013
Start with Dom & Roland and end with Dom & Roland.

>>69737084
https://www.discogs.com/label/124-Good-Looking-Records
and mid 90s Moving Shadow

>>69739640
I'm always up early family I don't get much sleep. Thinking bout seeing a doctor but seeing how this is America I can't afford it rn desu loool
What's in the book exactly?

>>69739770
but when you do 100% you are gurning 2 hard.

>>69739754
asking for a friend

>>69740231
asking for meself m8

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>>69740293
I'm not a hardcore /bleep/ memer, pls explain.

>>69740026
fuck, bun a zoot before bed t b h that always shuts me down. ye usa healthcare is a joke lmao, pay the fatcats and get in lifelong debt in order to not die, are u mad. thought you were in chile anyway don't they have a healthcare system

>The biography of the late Bryn Jones is comprised of a quilt of narratives from friends, family, and collaborators. Letters, articles, and interviews provide further insight into Jones, who was otherwise reclusive and highly secretive. The book also delves into each Muslimgauze musical release and its attendant (text, album and track titles and dedications) sourced.
>Section two is a first-person narrative by the author who went to the UK to interview friends, family, and collaborators to see what happened. Years after Jones’ passing, Muslimgauze is as prolific as ever with posthumous yet-to-be released material still in the works as of this writing. This narrative is set on the backdrop of even more Muslim-world conflicts, once distant in the news during Jones life and now cause for concern all over the world as the struggles are brought to our doorsteps.
>Section three attempts to grapple with the staggering catalog of Muslimgauze music and organize it in a comprehensive way. This section may be of special interest to those not completely familiar with the musical oeuvre.

>>69740315
ffs you caught me before i deleted it lol

quoted you by mistake, was talking to my buddy :)

>>69740318
There's a muslimgauze biography?
w2c?

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>>69740361
yeah man it was part of this boxset, but then they re-released the book individually in a run of 400:

https://www.discogs.com/Muslimgauze-Chasing-The-Shadow-Of-Bryn-Jones-1983-1988/master/684425

https://www.discogs.com/Muslimgauze-A-Putrid-Oasis/release/5666780

it's sold out pretty much everywhere though, occasionally there will be a copy on discogs

u can read a bit about the project here
http://chasingtheshadow.org/

>>69739158
this, the amount of times i have had to shove my lighter up my arsehole so the girl doesnt realize that i actually had one is unreal

>>69739481
>>69739493
i have seen people who literally type out s e n p a i or d e s u on other sites because they think thats what we are actually saying

>>69740492
wtf really lol

what sites are people imitating us on

>>69740318
Yea I don't like doing I feel like it's a water of tree. Lately what I've been doing is putting on videos of hour long zizek lectures and that eventually does the trick . Genuinely baffled about why you thought I was from Chile though lol

>>69740518
bare man here have said u are chilean lmao did i fall for a meme or what

zizek is a good bloke he always looks depressed tho

This shit is so gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HV-nNEXgsOk

what are some good live sets

>>69740571

Not even a live set you clown

>>69740571
>>>/mu/

arvo part is jokes

>>69740589
k

>>69740597
my arvo part song impression:

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh
laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhh
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuhhhhhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nizvopeyots

next big meme song right here folks

>>69740571
lls my man dicking on jamie xx to try fit in but then baiting himself

PSA to all my google music man out there if you take out an sd card with your tunes on it and then put it back in all your tunes disappear from ur playlists bcos google are absolute wastes

Are pards such wastemen because they never had bebo and msn and bbm?

>>69740727
bebo was sick used to crease myself drawing on peoples walls and then id get a stiffy when girls would send me love

>>69740749
Trust, bebo was so good for chatting to skets

>>69740828
i had a fake account that i used solely to chat up skets from the council estates

ngl i ended up sexting a few

>>69740850
fill me in bare deets

>>69740897
new

>>69740545
I see bare people calling him a CIA rat because of his views on Castro it's jokes but tbf he is dead wrong about him Castro is a hero. Anyway dunno about this Chilean thing still loool

>>69740862
lool can't really remember to be fair it was years and years ago, the profile pic was some scottish ned with a mic spitting bars, obviously it's 2005/06 and all the girls are using that playboy font generator and listened to dj cammy, literally all i had to do was be like "oryt bbz, saw ur pic, well fit haha x..." and then quote lyrics lls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPuCwhcg_WQ

>>69740919
>castro is a hero
wew

>>69740597
fratres is a proper belter innit

>>69740985
american detected
fuck off innit

>>69740919
>>69741018
consider suicide

>>69740571
desu this is pretty good
nice selections, nice ambience, always wanted to go to an early evening rooftop party watching the sun set while dancing

really these people seem to have a good time, why are you shitting on them?

bruh, aphex twin tho....