ITT: musical red flags for a girl

ween. I love ween but the fandom is horrendous and there's been a renaissance of batshit teenage girls who love ween

"I listen to everything, really"

that is my only musical red flag for anyone tbqh
be as pleb as you want, as long as you have an actual taste in music

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>he listens to eurobeat

>>68536767
"I listen to everything, really" means music is just background noise to me and i dont interact with it deeper than surface level.

>pop punk
>metal

>>68536789
>he doesn't listen to eurobeat
do you not like fun?

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>>68536802
The same can be said about anything when referring to women

>>68536745
Why?

>>68536711
>"lil"
>"yung"
>anything released before 1990

>>68536711
>she likes music

>>68536789
god damn, id love to meet a girl that listens to eurobeat

are you saying red flags for a girl as in "this girl has bad taste and I am so fucking cool when compared to this foolish neophyte" or is it the girl going like, "ew what a creep"

>>68536895
bad experience, i guess

its one of my favorite albums.

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>>68536711
As a guy who loves that album, why is this a red flag?

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>>68536711

Bazinga

>>68537182
>>68536937
>>68536895
>>68536972
Lots of newfriends in the thread

>>68537182
Not OP but girls with like sterotypically are considered to be depressed and over emotional, creating a dysfunctional relationship.

They are also considered to often try to attempt suicide when you break up with them. (They wouldnt break up with you b/c theyve become emtionally dependent.)

>>68537252
Great job defending your points and explaining your arguments.

>I'm into this band 21 Pilots, you might know them, they're kinda obscure
It could even be a well known good band, but if you pretend you didn't find them off of the radio or Spotify's first few recommendations then I hate you.

>>68537182
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borderline_personality_disorder

"I'm not like those other girls!"

they will fuck your life up

>>68536711
My gf likes Regina Spektor, Vampire Weekend and Ambient/Meditational music.

Her new obsession is Cloud-rap which is kinda strange for me

>>68536767
Sometimes you don't want to reveal your powerlevel.

>>68537406
all of the things you listed are good

>>68537317
fuuuuckin hate that. All day.

>>68537406
Could be worse. She seems like open season for good recs

>>68537252
I'm not new I'm just trying to bring change

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I wish I had a girlfriend.

Please, God: Please let me get a girlfriend tomorrow, or sometime this upcoming weekend.

Amen.

>>68536711

that camgirl who has a tattoo of that on her leg seems alright

Anything by ween.

>>68536711
fuck you

>>68537553
>>68536750
can you explain this? what's wrong with deaner and gener

>>68537602
I would assume that it's just their female fans, or fans in general, that are bad

>grimes
>angel olsen
>dinosaur jr
>nightcore
>trapstep
>sleigh bells
>nine inch nails
>kaleo
>ANY folk rock except for michael kiwanuka
>KOHH

grimes is a deal breaker.

>>68537575
Girl detected

>>68537702
>implying girls (female) go on 4chan
Good one nigga.

>>68537682

Liking Dinosaur Jr is not a crime

>>68537733
They're all broken inside but they are here

>>68537702
the awful girls mentioned are tumblrites that haven't even listened to the record
i'm different, trust :^)

>>68537737
it is in my book, u fukin fag desu

most dinosaur jr fans r pathetic like the music

>>68537406
jesus christ anon are you highschool me

>>68537753

who hurt you

>>68537753
wow anon you must be a much better person than me, a dinosaur junior fan.

>>68537781
dinosaur jr

>>68537802

is j mascis' vocals too whiny for you? I mean I could see that.

I don't know any girls who like them, but if they do then they're probably sweaty dadrockers or something.

Dinosaur jr is great dude.

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>>68536711
>she listens to FOB

My last gf only listened to FOB and panic at the disco and she only let these bands to be played when we were together. sufficed to say she was dumped in a few months

>>68537851
the sound just doesnt click for me, and yeah vocals are too whiny. a guy i was seeing for a little bit liked them and thats how i heard dinosaur jr's music for first time (i had only heard of them up until that point). didnt like it then, dont like it now

>>68537742
trust

>>68537670
Yeah I like death grips a lot but if I found out a girl I liked was into them, I'd get the fuck out of there

>>68537992
why? not being judgy just interested. i like em a little bit but can only truly appreciate their music when im in an altered state of mind

Melodic punk, pop punk, any kind of metal, The Weeknd, Chance the Rapper, anyone from OFWGKTA

>>68537992
I introduced my gf to death grips and she enjoyed it. How fucked am I?

>>68537938
Fair

>>68538065
You're fine, most normal girls only like the music their boyfriend shows them

>>68537182
It means ur gay lolling at you d e s u

>>68536745
get that tumblr core artwork >>>/out/ of here

>>68536711
I wish there were enough girls on here to do a musical red flags for a guy thread :(

>>68537478
rolling for this one
>>68536711
dont be stupid, joy divison is good music

>>68538129
agreed

>>68538092
I'm trying to get her to listen to some good shit but right now basically all she's likes is Tumblr shit

>>68538129
please post some im curious
get a name on or something

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>>68538129
this

>>68538175
After I posted that I realized I actually don't know of many. The only one I can personally attest to is any guy I've known who listens to shit like Kevin Gates is extremely self absorbed and usually an asshole to people who they don't need something from.

>>68538129
Conscious hip hop like Aesop Rock or Immortal Technique, for one. I feel bad saying this because I like a lot of ska, but a guy that listens to ska is probably gonna be a loser.

>>68538156
Examples of the tumblr shit?

>>68538221
Mostly panic at the disco Weezer cause she went to the panic and Weezer concert modest mouse ITAOTS and pet sounds

>>68538221
>>68538216
the entire genre of hip-hop more like

>>68538290
Why?

>>68538283
Why do girls like Panic! at the Disco so much?

>>68538221
I don't know any ska enthusiasts but I can only imagine.

>>68538290
Possibly. I'm pretty ignorant about hip hop so I just went with Kevin Gates because I've been exposed to that shit so much at the hands of self absorbed assholes that I want to Van Gogh myself.

>>68538363
No clue man I tried to listen to it but it's so shit

>>68538283

Weezer is good, tho.

>>68538363
I don't understand why someone would like Panic At The Disco when they're just Fall Out Boy but removing everything that made Fall Out Boy decent.

>>68538398
Not saying they are bad I was just kinda listing all the shit she likes

>>68537478
she's too pretty

>>68536767
But saying specific genres is hard.

>>68537286
How new can you be?

>>68538779
>yea i listen to metal
done

>>68537478
Go to sleep unty.

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>>68537733
im right here ;^)

>>68538129
pic related

>>68536802
>>68536767
>they answer to this question with "I'm into lowercase and field recordings"
It's just smalltalk. Nobody ever answers that seriously.

>>68538129
I probably don't leave my basement enough to participate in this, but death grips is one. Or if they can't appreciate trout mask, whew.

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>>68538129
POST FEET
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>>68538018
faggot

>>68538375
wtf? ska is fun,=. ugly cunts

>>68539194
>I'm a really great guy you ugly cunt
I like ska too, but you're proving their point bud

>>68538981
>yeah I listen to post-avant jazzcore
Normie dies of confusion

>>68539235
hey im just saying easiest way to get girls is to be a bit mean to them, maybe not calling them cunts but eh

>>68539252
fuck off

>>68539252
Yeh man, but if you're wearin checkerboard sneakers and holding a trumpet, they probably won't like it as much.

>>68539252
You're an idiot. That's a myth.

>>68538129
tool
death grips
weezer
killers
nine inch nails
swans

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>>68539391
delete this

>>68539391
and nmh

>>68539424
Good show. That said, you're proving buddy's point

>>68539391
>weezer
this is a double edged sword, he could either just like fun, or be creep
where are you getting swans from though

>>68539441
lmao treating shit too seriously

>>68539448
If the guy likes all Weezer (Including their shit stuff), he just thinks they're a fun rock band. If he says something like "Blue Album and Pinkerton are their only two good albums, well I mean Maladroit had some okay stuff on it" then it's a red flag.

>>68538179
This piece of shit is a red flag for either gender.
>>68537927
>it's just a phase, mom

>>68539476
what if he just likes blue and maybe white

>>68538129
all metal t bh

>>68539304
Not if you're decent looking or big. A happy medium between being aloof and straight up rude gets any college girl, which is exactly why college girls aren't worth a damn

>>68539502
You're fine buddy

>>68539476
thats some prententious shit i just read

>>68539525
black tho

>>68539597
It's not like girls are smart enough to be able to think in those terms anyway man

"arctic monkeys"
I've had bad experiences with girls who worship this garbage: they've all been pseudish whores with undeservedly high opinions of themselves and their tastes

>>68537478
Yo bro fucken maintain jesus.

Shes looks like she has leukemia at least post a better bitch.

>>68539641
This

I've dated girls who are really into music and had pretty great taste, I've also dated complete plebs who are only into the radio as background noise. Though I love having a GF who I can relate to in taste and discuss tons of music with, they're usually not the best people to date. Manic, obsessed, crazy jealous, usually into drugs (which is bad for me considering I'm an opiate addict and we usually end up becoming codependent.) So yeah taste in music shouldn't always factor into wanting to date someone.

>>68537478
I hope you get her soon anon. I'm an athiest but I pray for a gf too. ;_;

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>tfw too intelligent for gf

>Taylor swift
>Kanye
>Justin Bieber
>Eminem
>Fall Out Boy
>21 Pilots
>Radiohead

>>68539959
why did you put good music in with shit music

>>68539476

wtf those albums are the great.

shit you can get people into weezer just from those 2 albums

>>68539252
That's really not true. I'm not saying being a doormat male feminist-type dude is any better, but when a guy is "a bit mean" to me, I just walk away.

>>68539974

cause some shits dope but some not and people have a mix of shit and good music to your personal taste cause theres no rubric to music.

>>68536767
But I listen to a lot of different genres. And instead of listing them all and I'd rather not sound like a pretentious autist

>>68539974
Explain what's good in that list

>>68540007
radiohead are obviously good and kanye is sort of good

>>68539978
Then let's fuck cunt

>>68540036
>falling for the obvious b8

>>68539977
I didn't say they're not good albums. I said that they're red flags for guys.

>>68540007
Every guy likes Eminem, you sniff your own farts if your a guy and you don't like him. Same goes for girls if its a red flag for them.

>>68540047
No thank you.

>>68539978

Guys never ask the prey how to hunt.

You ask hunters how to hunt they actually get kills

>>68540058
>every guy likes eminem
only if you're a faggot

>>68540072
****tips****

>>68540072
>You ask hunters how to hunt they actually get kills.
sound like a middle schooler playing call of duty right now

>>68540072
Ok well I'm glad that method works for you then. I should have said that every girl is different so it probably works on some, but it was just my opinion.

>>68540067
That guy was so mean to you, m'lady. I apologize on his behalf. *tips fedora*

>>68540057

I'd like to know why?

They bump this shit on the radio for a reason they classics well at least the blue album.

Pinkerton is only somewhat good some songs that dude has issues being a weenie.

>>68540058
Eminem put out two decent records and a bunch of mediocre to absolutely shitty records.

Eminem has the technical ability but he seems to be stuck in the same lyrical bubble for twenty years. Eminem blows

>>68540096
My point earlier was there is a middle ground between this pandering bullshit and calling girls ugly cunts.

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>>68539635
the shit i read on this board

Not sure how many of you could relate to this, but back in the days of MySpace there was this girl I was interested in, and under what music she liked, the only thing she listed was a top 40 radio station. Not even the name of the station, just the number.

>>68540131
Dodged a bullet right there, senpai

>>68540128
wearing girl clothes and bleaching ur butthole doesn't make u a girl

>>68540112
You can still say hes alright based off those 2 albums, hes created a legacy and is culturally significant based off those 2 albums for people in their 20's

>>68540107
>that dude has issues being a weenie.
That's the problem. Guys who are REAL into Weezer's first two albums are usually pretty whiny and possibly creepy.

>>68540131
maybe she's a slave, all she has is a radio and a shitty laptop

>>68540112

SSLP
MMLP
TES
Infinite (to an extent)

4 great, culturally and lyrically significant albums. Even on his shit albums, his lyrics are top notch, except on Encore.

>>68539391
>Tool is a red flag
Aw jeez
A-at least I h-have the n-ne-new album to look f-forward to...

>>68540091
Why are you treating this guys comments seriously?

>>68540192
Because I wouldn't be surprised if he was serious.

>>68540154

haha ok thats kinda true

But they have some dope songs in all that hotdog water.

When they bump it ask them the songs they like.

If they like El Scorcho run like a mudafucker never look back

Listening to dinosaur Jr. Its ok but I can tell this dude is a bit of a weenie. He ain't no marvin gaye.

>>68540147
>

>>68540250
hes right u know

>>68540091
Damn bitch are you fucking retarded? Girls should stick to tumblr and twitter lel

>>68540239
I am

>>68540289
****tips****

>>68540264
I'm not retarded, I know plenty of guys that say shit like that all the time. Not sure why that bothered you.

>>68540305
*tips ebin*

>>68540308
Damn girl are you fucking stupid or what? Like damn you're dumber than rock salt. Please exeunt from 4chan ight slutty bitch ass slut?

>>68540327
Ok sure, I'm stupid.

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>>68540327
why can't we all just be nice?

>>68540343
Das right baby. Now come over and give daddy a kiss

>>68540058
Every Eminem song is literally just "u gay, u have AIDS, put my bum on your face, stupid whores, listen to me rap real fast"

>>68540364
I don't know what the fuck your problem is, yeah I'm stupid and a cunt but I didn't even say anything negative to that guy.

>>68540364
Quiet Cunt, daddy is watching kino

>>68537252
>"im a avant-teen"

>>68540383
Look at this thread, if someone is being an asshole you just meme 'em or tell them to fuck off. Do you not get 4chan culture?

>>68537478
r-rollin'

>>68537553
Never met a girl who liked Ween, this would be interesting. If they mentioned The Pod, I think I'd nut.

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>>68540259
okay!! yeah!! he's totally right!! woah!

i mean actually he kinda is right in some ways. bleaching your asshole doesn't have anything to do with being a girl. some guys probably do it too idk


>>68540264
>>68540327
>>68540364
imagine actually acting like this

>>68540481
He's being a dick and I just don't get why!

>>68540481
Sorry for ruining the thread. Yes I get 4chan culture i just had a bad wn and being called a cunt and stupid multiple times set me off

>>68540526
Fucking dumb ugly cunt, learn 2 internet cunt instead of saying sowwy

>>68539701
wtf i love leukemia now?

>>68540526
Begone whore! I banish thee to reddit!

>>68537553
whaaat
why
I think that would be cool, I bet she'd be fun too.

>>68540526
cunty cunt

>>68540561
DENNIS?

>>68540633
Right-o mate! What's up w ya

>>68540523
you can be queer
you can be straight
you can be both

but if you have a penis, you are still a guy, wether you like it or not

>>68537478
satan here I got you anon

>>68540665
>665
youre just as useless as jesus

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>>68537478
>feminine penis gf

>>68540561
>>68540545
>>68540364
>>68540327
>>68540264

Holy fuck. No wonder you guys don't have girlfriends. I'm not even a whiteknighting fag, but jesus christ, just kill yourselves.

>>68537478
She won't look like that

>>68540755
He's an Australian troll dw

>>68540755
I don't have a gf rn but I've had a few, girls are easy to get. I'll never quite understand why the go-to insult is lol virgin MGTOW beta loser!! That's not it. I fuck girls but I know they aren't worth shit.

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>>68540526
What do you think of a 5.5 inch cock on a 6'3" dude? Would it look small in comparison? Im insecure about it

>>68540806
>>68540801
m8's

>>68540755
>Online troll=actual irl personality

Awww did I trigger you? Bitch ass

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>>68540820
Gang shit!!! <emojis went here

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>whoa, you listen to metal?
>yeah xD I like Pierce The Veil, Sleeping with Sirens, Bring me the Horizon, and Back Veil Brides
>mfw

>tfw you don't really have one favorite band
>tfw you mostly just listen to The Seer while reading
>tfw you are wary about calling Swans your favorite band because you wouldn't want to have to explain to someone what genre they are, since you know you will sperg out and explain the evolution in their style from the s/t EP onward to TGM
>tfw it's okay because no one you've ever met cares enough about music to even ask you what your favorite band might be as a topic of actual conversation, or even as fucking smalltalk

>>68540658
i don't have a penis

you literally started assuming that from this one post? >>68540128

>>68540876
Your options:

1) tits, state business
2) gtfo

>>68540876
Hello. Please answer >>68540806. This is urgent

>>68540822
omg this is why we need safe spaces, i'm going back to tumblr now. ;(

>>68540910
What the fuck are you gonna do about it even if a girl said it won't look good? Your dick is the last thing you can do anything about. Just be confident and go fuck some hot bitches.

>>68540918
Good yo!

>>68540948
When I jerk off in the mirror on occasion my dick looks tiny compared to my body. Despite it not being flat out small

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>>68540896
ok

>>68540910
it's not about how big it is, it's about how you use it :^)
but for real as long as you're decently attractive and it's not like a micropenis i wouldn't really give that much of a fuck.

>>68541020
>when i jerk off in the mirror
Good to see you here, Mr. Trump.

>>68541048
>>68540910
thats the best you're getting lad, indifference.

>>68537406
get her into Bones. Him and Chris Travis are the best cloud rappers out there.

>>68539005
it's not unty. file name isnt the name of a girl

>>68536711
Yeah, you're right. I would warn any girl to stay away from a guy who likes that album.

The girl who gave me herpes liked Ke$sha and Bright Eyes

>>68540116
friendzoned again

>>68536745
No.

>>68539476
What if i'm the second type but also into Red album and Everything will be alright in the end

brokencyde

>>68536711
Everything I listen to 2bh

>>68539478
>this piece of shit is a red flag for either gender.

eh, i don't mind it. I mean don't get me wrong it's not great music but it's a nice album to leave on in the background and chill

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>>68537478
>smoking cigarettes

>>68540090
read more

Jhyappa putali

>>68539391
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E
T

>>68541644
anything team sesh is a huge male red flag.

>>68536745
Modest Mouse is dope though

>>68538018
For me the kinda girl that I think would like DG isn't the kinda girl I'd date

>>68539016
Kek

What's wrong with Uknown Pleasures/Joy Division?

Also, I've never spoken much with her about music but I know my oneitis likes The Smiths, Joy Division, New Order, The Clash, The Specials and The Libertines.

Should I drop her?

>>68538179
>>68539478
It's a great album, faggots. It is a red flag, however, for the sole fact that those who enjoy the album are sexually promiscuous regardless of gender. Not good for relationships

>>68540523
Imagine sailing on pizza. Woah.

>>68540806
Just jelq you fucking fag

>>68545901
Yes, she watched stranger things once and got all her music taste from that. She's pleb

>>68547245
But I found all this out before Stranger Things was released.

>>68537261
Sounds perfect desu

>>68537182
Because of the shirt

>>68536745
Is it because of the awful alternative album art?

>>68541644
No

>>68538129
any metal that is not osdm, black or doom (not stoner)

>>68537478
If dubs, you will never have a girlfriend.

>>68549344
yikes anon

>>68549344
nice dubs

>>68549344
B T F O

>>68549344
delet this

>>68546657
i'm not saying it's terrible. the guys i've hung out with/dated who considered it one of their favorite albums were all incredibly promiscuous or had the most fragile sense of masculinity ever.

>>68549344
yeah boi

>>68538179
Get this garbage out of here. This album is a red flag for anyone.

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Should I or should I not?

>>68536711
>The Frontbottoms
>Kimya Dawson

Guaranteed SJW moron.