/bleep/

first for s/t

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpMECN-eGYU

anything posted by slav is a meme
not about the music anymore..

Not really impressed by the Pangaea LP desu

>>68524710
This is literally the bring me the horizon logo

>>68525045
you dont know

>>68525045
sacred geometry innit

>>68524080

How come no one cared when I mentioned this the other day

RA.201

any NEET man in?

I tried it with these threads, lurked for a week but I am sick of it already and i give up! all these threads seem to be is nothing about the music and all a circlejerk of Britbons getting angry at each other with all the roadman shit.

>>68525209
a tune is a tune

>>68525209
>Britbons
^______^

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REAL ANIME HOURS
POST GRIME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1g0ANpKeD0g

what kind of clothes does joy o wear?

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>>68525385
i love gundam so fucking much

that compilation of refixes was so sick

>>68525469
cav empt, palace usually what he dressed in

>>68525209
>britbons

BONBONBON

>>68525109
i get (You)s because i'm more sound than u

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>>68525469

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ok so i've been into /bleep/ for years now

started at 140, added some 160, then 125 but now listen to pretty much everything now. from bandulu to underground resistance to locked on to moving shadow

but how do i get more like ben ufo? as in, how do i catalogue all the music i listen to?

keep up to date with all the new releases as well as keep digging through old shit. how does he find the time, especially when he's playing gigs weekly?

pic unrelated

>>68525535

Dedicate your life to it

>>68525535
if it becomes a slog then basically the head life is not for u

>>68525535
for the old stuff..keep doing whatever youve been doing
for the new stuff, use nodata or get discogs/what.cd accounts

Lads...

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Y E S S I Y A H

pussyole dem nah a kno meeeeeeEEEeeeEEe

Weeeeew

>>68525535
You sound like a fucking melon desu just play tunes you nitwit lls

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big1
https://soundcloud.com/justsente/mosquito

what's the most uncompromising tune of all time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_6TTHQLp6g

ard

shit thread so far tbfh.

>>68526244
Ye but stfu tbph lls

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxXWG4nR2oc

>>68525209
proud britbon here xdddd #ledge

>>68526244
stop whingeing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM5Kw6LVYlk
post music instead

>>68526413
Batty crease

>>68525209
>Britbons

lel Britbon and proud

>>68525535
>This picture

It's Electroswing in film form.

Xpost >>68513665
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIUGC9GEa_I

>>68525535
this >>68526030

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If you don't fuck with anime grime get outta /bleep/ right now t b h
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke9rkckbc7k

>>68526788
what the fuck is this shit?

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i'll send asuka out the right side of the four door
they don't call me eri for the sake of it
spray a new bar and it's super
man are wondering how i created it
but this shit's just basic senpai
i could do this feet up
hot choc
sunday morning
i a'int gotta stunt mate keep up
never at home
mum knows why her daughter aint snoring
tryna get more in
couldn't really hear what ur doing up in them sides
heard u been trapping yeah
i heard u've got a dead line
never reach deadlines
feeling all stressed, right
ur girl getting pressed out by a next guy

>>68527026

Lyrical gaffer straight out the dugout

>>68527025
it's uk garage??? i thought you guys liked that here???

>/mu/tants in charge of identifying /bleep/ genres
lol
anyway now we're strictly 100% anime grime only until further notice

>>68527025
what?
>>68527073
WHAT?

Pearson Sound is a better DJ than Ben

>>68527147
that shit ain't garage and it sure as hell ain't /bleep/

>>68527137
I want to cry desu

>>68527335
What is bleep? 4x4 only? or grimes meme?

>>68527353
lol shut the fuck up
take your burial imitators elsewhere

>>68527353

Underground dance music in all its forms

>>68527369
>burial imitators
kek, I see now

>>68527387
not idm?

>>68527073
it's in that weird, samey sounding camp that most "idm" on bandcamp is in
100% not garage lmao

>>68527395
>kek, I see now
Please elaborate

>>68527395
no, not idm.
never idm.

>>68527419
>what the fuck is this shit?
No, keep posting grime, please.

>>68527462
Ok, I won't.

idm is better than grime tbfh.

at least the grime that's posted in these threads.

>>68527480
burial imitators =/= garage

post garage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X5_jnmM_-k

>>68527648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04IWUnBj-h4

>>68527502
callyman callyman callyman sam

>>68527318
YES
his sets are much more coherent

>>68527530
yes and then? I think you're trying to tell me something.

>>68527502
I love grime though

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>>68527678
m8

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>>68526843
>>68527137
warm and friendly reminder that dj garna is BACK and on the anime grime flexi

u n c o m p r o m i s i n g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26A_iVW5Ack

>>68527026
mc asuka here, i will duppy and bodybag u in approximately 1 hour i am gonna clean the bathroom + make a stir fry first

>>68527738
burial imitators ain't bleep

>>68526337
nice to see lexxi posted

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>>68527758
Woiiii

>>68527801
what do you want from me?

>>68528001
to get out

grime overdose

>>68528014
don't worry about me, i'll only post sub ukgarage. I swear you won't notice me, i'll post as bad as you.

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>when you find out about nodata.tv

i'm vomiting grime rn

>>68528040
thought this said something else and got excited

>>68528055
mate really, did you only just find it in this thread lol

why does /bleep/ hate lone

So I was told you guys discuss EDM here

wheres millhouse @ looooool

lads do i have potential?
https://clyp.it/froiwtjp

>>68524992
This

Needs more BON

why does /bleep/ hate laurel halo

>>68528529
looool

>>68528486
>>68528529
the most woodlouse trip

why does /bleep/ hate kode9

>>68528545
no one hates him

his life is just a bit peak right now and he looks rough as

>>68528545
chatting shit, kode9's our boi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfjHgPZ7WWA

who win would in a fight out of luke cool and kode 9?

>>68528545

Don't think anyone hates him here, he's pretentious as fuck though

>>68528522
they do? wtf

>>68528652
Me cuz we'd both be trying to kill him lol.

why does bleep hate jeff mills

why does bleep hate the grimey jeff mills

why does /bleep/ hate dance music?

Ugh the most milquetoast trip is here

>>68528775
>milquetoast
is this some pard bullshit

https://boilerroom.tv/session/london-ben-sims-kirk-degiorgio-randomer-blasha-allatt/

>>68528729
aka the grimy bruce forsyth

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Who is this?

>>68528931
>bruce forsyth
RIP

>>68528667
>I can't understand it so it's pretentious

>>68528976
I don't know who the god of eurobeat is, but the king of eurobeat is Jordan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9GK3FZH-X8

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>>68525385
>>68528976
chen is bleep as fuck t b h

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx3u6SB9ltE

>>68529088
woodlouse

>>68529111
>>68529176
well?

Any man going Gateway to Zen @ Rye Wax Friday?

>>68529196
why do you people leave these threads only pain exists there

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>>68529247
>implying it's people leaving and not shitters bringing their garbage opinions here in hope of some easy (You)'s

>>68529060

He is pretentious as fuck. I love the guy though

post high quality grime

>>68529343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8byQgeSAh4c

Am I the only one hoping that post yesterday about the screenplay is real?

>>68529400
iirc they did post an excerpt

>>68529363
In addition to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPejLVODx7o

Total Package is pretty underrated.

big up the 60% off section on redeye getting some absolute lengers for cheap

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What howls for release in eukaryotic cells, carbon molecules, nerve ganglia, and silicon chips, are the ‘thermic waves and currents, deranged particles, ionic strippings and gluttings’ that populate the planet’s seething inner core. Geotraumatics radicalises Deleuze-Guattari’s insistence that shizoanalysis should extend further than the terrain of personal and familial drama, to invest the social and political realms, and pushes beyond history and biology to incorporate the geological and the cosmological within the purview of the transcendental unconscious. Behind what seem like absurdities - such as the claim that lumbar back pain is an expression of geocausmic trauma - lies the contention that the root source of the disturbance which the organism identifies according to its parochial frame of reference - mummy-daddy - or which it construes in terms of the threat of individual death, is a more profound trauma rooted in physical reality itself, a generalised alienation endemic to the stratification of matter as such. What is noteworthy here is a certain deepening of pessimism: repression extends 'all the way down’ to the cells of the body, the rocks of the earth, inhering in organised structure as such. All things, not just the living, yearn for escape; all things seek release from their organisation, which however introduces further labyrinthine complications. Nothing short of the complete liquidation of biological order and the dissolution of physical structure can suffice to discharge the aboriginal trauma that mars terrestrial existence.

Pangaea LP is fire

https://www.residentadvisor.net/reviews/19941
wew

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Anymore like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9l06zd3mX34

>>68529731
techno ruined hessle audio

Gotta get ya, gyal
take ya to strudel
keep ya fed in da fall
come summer
ur wine pay it all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rkfr2A6cgQQ

>>68529731
>https://www.residentadvisor.net/reviews/19941
DantheLEDGE1 hrs 8 mins ago
bonbonbonbonbonbonbonbonbonbonbonbon

american flag too

>>68529808
>american flag
lol knew that sperg was a pard
s m h
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Lvs1WhMS-s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXp85JrlfAU

big up the big new grime anthem by grime legends rizzle kicks

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why is bruce so dreamy lads

>Randomer is live now

woiiiii

TECHNO SUCKS
E
C
H
N
O

S
U
C
K
S

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ea73no8sKXs

>>68529928
Looks like a Chad

https://youtu.be/rpa8VBxGQAI

>>68529972
U suck ur mum lad lls

techno is good

techno is inherently bad

techno is interesting

which tune is randomer playing right now?????

Techno is dance music for the thinking man

thinking is techno for the dance man

>>68530172
that hurt my brain

bleep was actually better during the summer

grime is dance music for the anime man

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Techno is fashion for the thinking effay man

techno untz untz untz lmao

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>thinking is techno

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TECHNO IS TECHNO
GLITCHMAN WOMB
UBER THOUGHT WUMB
TECHNO ARM
THE THINK OF THE TECH

As I listen to the pulsating rhythms of Muslimgauze I am haunted by ardent dreams of incinerated cities. The dance floor reimagined as radical praxis

technow

As I listen to the pulsating rhythms of dancehall tracks I am cativated by ardent dreams of having a fine gyal wine for me. The dance floor reimagined as fine praxis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdskUzeC9HE

this is better than anything else in the thread

shouts out the b2 on every record

>>68530391
just as bryn wanted

which release are you listening to anon?

>>68530443
What is the point of dancehall, ragga is so much better

>>68530542
Heh jokes might listen to vote hezbollah later

>>68530572
I don't know much ragga. Might be, I'll look into it.

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looooooool loefah mate what are you DOING

>>68530643
lmao one of the few posts in bleep to make me crease in person

>>68530625
Listen to some Shockout releases, the first one with the bug is especially good

>>68530505
big up all the ambient mixes
big up all the paradise mixes
big up all the bonus beats
big up all the deep/dub underground mixes

>>68530670
Big up all the instrumental versions of the worst remix

has there ever been a bad paradise mix?

>>68530709
skeng paradise mix

>>68530753
i am taking that as a challenge

she off the molly smokin reggie sippin orange juice (juice juice juice)
she bust it open for the bros, yo hoe be gettin loose

she off the molly smokin reggie sippin orange juice (juice juice juice)
she bust it open for the bros, yo hoe be gettin loose (loose loose loose)

she off the molly smokin reggie sippin orange juice (juice juice juice)
she bust it open for the bros, yo hoe be gettin loose (loose loose loose)

gettin loose gettin loose gettin loose gettin loose gettin loose gettin loose gettin loose gettin loose
gettin loose gettin loose gettin loose gettin loose gettin loose

she bust it open for the bros, yo hoe be gettin loose

she off the molly smokin reggie sippin orange juice (juice juice juice)
she bust it open for the bros, yo hoe be gettin loose

gettin loose gettin loose gettin loose gettin loose gettin loose gettin loose gettin loose gettin loose gettin loose gettin loose

she bust it open for the bros, yo hoe be gettin loose

SHE SAY SHE TURNT UP SHE SAY SHE TURNT UP SHE SAY SHE TURNT UP
TURNT UP TURNT UP
SHE SAY SHE TURNT UP SHE SAY SHE TURNT UP SHE SAY SHE TURNT UP
TURNT UP TURNT UP

SHE SAY SHE TURNT UP SHE SAY SHE TURNT UP SHE SAY SHE TURNT UP
TURNT UP TURNT UP
SHE SAY SHE TURNT UP SHE SAY SHE TURNT UP
TURNT UP TURNT UP

(she off the molly smokin reggie sippin orange juice) SHE SAY SHE TURNT UP SHE SAY SHE TURNT UP SHE SAY SHE TURNT UP TURNT UP TURNT UP
(bust it open for the bros, yo hoe be gettin lose) SHE SAY SHE TURNT UP SHE SAY SHE TURNT UP SHE SAY SHE TURNT UP TURNT UP TURNT UP

SHE SAY SHE TURNT UP SHE SAY SHE TURNT UP SHE SAY SHE TURNT UP
TURNT UP TURNT UP TURNT UP
SHE SAY SHE TURNT UP SHE SAY SHE TURNT UP SHE SAY SHE TURNT UP
TURNT UP TURNT UP TURNT UP

off the molly smokin off the molly s- off the molly s-
juice juice juice
bust it open (loose loose loose)

SHE SAY SHE TURNT UP (UP UP UP UP)
SHE SAY SHE TURNT UP (UP UP UP UP)

uh uh uh
juice juice juice juice juice
uh uh uh
loose loose loose loose
arghhh arghh ah
uh uh uh uh

i like pizza • i like currrrrrrrrrrrry i like breakbeatz i like beatz that makez me ed nod i h8 foolz who talk jazz thatz all ......peace 8)

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>(MAW Dub)

>tfw im s/t
>tfw im hating on people who are more successful than me because im a frustrated little pathetic piece of shit

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>>68527026
alright den
ok

you can shout inna clash
you aint gonna win though
teks will open your face like a window
mash
rudeboi, i don't think so
talk about steel but you ain't got tin bro
let you show you a ting bro
it's a clapton ting bro
gonna get clapped and ting bro
went in got jacked on the ring road
eri got slapped on the ring road

you roll with snakes
they ain't gonna back you
i'm on arms like a west ham tattoo
merkin pricks like black juju
shower with the mac too
leave you stiff like a statue

>>68530666
I'll have more time in a couple hours. Listened to that one for now and wasn't very much into it.
Found this release by them and it was more my kind of tune.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQFqObzxsdM

>>68530977
t. sad bored loser who never accomplished anything in his life

>>68530999
fuck off retard

>>68531038
i'm not Feloneezy, Feloneezy is in london right now touring with hyperdub :)

>>68524992
I agree, seems like Hessle really fell off
I really enjoyed the Ploy record tho

>>68531091
kill yourself manchild

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Shouts out to rabit

>>68531285
cool anime pic! ^_^

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>>68531308
U kno

>>68531285
lol i knew this one asian chick at school who actually lived like this
she was fucking obsessed with anime and undertale and acted like a 13 year old all the time lmao
got mugged on the street one night by some thugs who beat the shit out of her
haven't seen her in class since

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Weightless masterpiece lads someone call stephen hawking or some ting
https://youtu.be/Kjq-yL80v-A

>>68531415
The dude barely did anything on this track tho the whole thing is samples

any techno man in?

i want to go see someone ergo ben sims/luke slater in london soon, where should I go?

How can i resist u
how can i resist u
how can i baby

>>68531344
weebs and otakus are the scum of humanity

>>68531081
lol mate i don't know your music at all but please just stop posting it's pretty embarrassing

got a ting thats HTT
whats that
Head Top Turner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzQ6gRAEoy0
wew

this boiler room has been great desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlD3MvFc5Ks

here's aj tracey explaining grime to all you pards who don't understand this ting

just won £4k from betting on the champs league lads

drinks on me at corsica this friday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnA0UBJf4ko

D4NNY FIRE IN THE BOOTH OUT NOW FUCKING HELL BRUV

big up benga
shame he killed all his braincells tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiWNw5trbB4

>>68527678
jesus christ what the fuck?

what an absolute cunt

if i was burial i'd track this dickhead down and kick his fucking teeth out the back of his throat

>>68531876
can i come

>>68531915
that track is better than anything burial did after truant/rough sleeper though

>>68531915
if i was burial i'd be happy that someone liked my tunes enough to copy them and go back to playing video game

>>68528217
ye lol

downloaded so much shit from there the website just died looool

can't even load it atm!

>>68528055
>>68531970
embarrassing

https://www.residentadvisor.net/reviews/19941#1117031

https://www.residentadvisor.net/reviews/19941#1117031

https://www.residentadvisor.net/reviews/19941#1117031

fuckin ell

so is etch in the USA now or something>?

someone check his twitter lol

s/o 2 whoever posted that tune last thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ockhq8E2FrA

>>68530832
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

h**ry m8 ;')

n****ern m***ster x'DD

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FW7JApBoF_8

Do you guys lke techno?

>>68532058
I'm more of an ambient donktrap man myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIbMIuEmEzc

heard u postin bare bars on the four chin
bars aint shit blud leave a man snoring
sword in your windpipe, i'm a fuckin jap cunt
it's a fact bruv, leave man fucked like a black lung

act tuff and get smacked up like a tramp bruv
ain't got no time for no wasteman, they get lapped up
listen you stupid pards, stop postin on the bleep thread
man'll cut your fuckin geek head til it bleeds red

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What did he mean by this?

>>68531902
that host dude is annoying

>>68532161
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

someone send this to aurora lmaoooooo x'DDDDDD

>>68531915
fuck that snare stands out so much lol wtf

>>68532179
has she seen the pic of dan up in the batty crease xDD

say what u will about skrillex but man knows how to play a party
he's not really someone who belongs into clubs or onto a festival stage, but he's the sort of guy who hosts the best cheeky predrinking sessions at his place before going out

>>68532161
so hang on a fuckin sec

this danposter is etch or some stupid pard?

>>68532226
blatantly some stupid pard who is in the thread rn and has added etch to his RA profile... blatantly the guy who took the screenshot

>>68532247
>blatantly the guy who took the screenshot
this. only you can see what your favourites are.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy_IdH-2WZE

This sounds like halloween to me

>>68525385
king of the waifu riddim right there

>>68532161
how did i fuckin know the danposter was a stupid fuckin pard?

>>68532159
oiii, hard

>>68532282
sorry but you can't beat the anime don Garna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMniHcW_mnw

>>68531483
Idc lad it slaps

>>68531415
the weighted edits of this track are top

>>68532316
Chun Li > Streetfighter Riddim

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>>68532316
innit, he's the sensei

do you reckon his figure collection is sick

fuckin ell can we at least talk bout this danposter for a fuckin sec

is it the pard or is it etch?

man a man is bare confused loool :'(

>>68532415
well yea the streetfighter riddim is fucking awful, because too much is going on
it's the same sort of maximalism that makes modern instrumental grime unbearable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELuAIf5Y140

>>68532437
bet he beats the shit out of everyone who insults his figures

>>68532508
find a gf mate

>>68532517
this is what i never got about the chun li myth thing, did dizzee flip garnas tune or did garna flip dizzees tune

>>68532533
garna says he flipped dizzee's, I'm inclined to believe him

Woman is the angel lads

>>68532517
really funny how until 30 seconds in it's basically chun li with slightly different sounds and then dizzee just slaps a billion things on top for no reason

>>68532523
loooooooooool :'(


i just need to know who is the autist

is it some stupid pard or is it actually etch?

>>68532540
ya i trust garna if not just for the amount of sick sets hes smashed out since day

>>68532580
nah dizzees chops are sick

so why do we need to remix this tune again
it's perfectly fine to drop as it is

>>68532642
forgot the tune looool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHKAB2ybZMM

post footwork/jungle hybrid tracks lads

om unit, addison groove and machinedrum are the only ones i know loooool ;'(

>>68532662
not nearly as hard

>>68527781
underrated post

Is there a bigger waste in the scene than chipmunk?

>>68532709
but he cant run out of bars

lmao remember when he tried to come back and started hanging out with jammer like nah ive always been grimy and tried to send for everyone and devilman just binned him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLFYQMUWOXQ

>>68532269
Hm? I can see peoples favourites. Just checked after reading this.

>>68532373
Rabit went cheesy after halcyon veil

>>68532729
Oopsy daisy riddim was fucking jokes

yo, yeah

lemme drop another quick 8 bar for the fuckin pards

ye i like that bassline. uh, ye


you fuckin pards just woke satan up,
i'll grab a fuckin razor just to your face and guts and turn your fuckin brain to mush
you fuckin up the thread with the danposting
keep it up and i'll ram your throat in with a fuckin hammer poked in
saw you talk shit about the norhtern memester, he's my fuckin G
if ti were up to me you'd be hung from a tree with your guts to see
listen, you stupid fuckin pards better stay far
my aims large so you better fuckin leave before the next 8 bar

and we out

>>68532729
lmao that is awful.

that voice
that awful flow and rhyme scheme
them awful lyircs
shit trappy beat
cringe video

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>>68532851
this is whack

u are shit

>>68532729
jammers a fuckin waste too, just a pointless hype man who has never done anything good himself

>>68532874
listen you fuckin weeb anime poster

don't make me draw for anotehr 8 bars

>>68532871
lmao you think he gives a fuck, devilman has always been in it for the jokes. just a man having fun, his bars are pure comedy hes not trying to be hard or impress anyone which makes the chipmunk reply even better because he got duppied by a comedian lol

>>68532876
mostly agree but weed man is in the top 10 grime instrumentals maybe even top 5

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>>68532876
Any man who was repping dance wiv me in 08 and tries to be a grime man now needs to kill themselves 2bh

>>68532874
>>68532874

yo

ayo

stupid pards be postin shitty techno
i'll get a fuckin mobile phone top up from tesco and let the tek blow like sum next joke
you techno motherfuckers make me sick
o#;; drill a hole in your door and watch you take a shit
you're a lazy bitch gettin all your music from NMG on facebook
i'll grab a fuckin chef hat and cook your mum some fuckin baked goods
got 2 bars left but i can't fuckin think of it
i'll drink some piss from your sisters kitchen sink, i don't give a shit

>>68532960
yeah jammer is a fucking massive spaz though he's absolute bollock

but i'm inclined to forgive him just because of that costume

fucks sake why is dance wiv me such a choon

>>68532909
>yeah bro it's meant to be bad

off yourself dude

>>68533016
you are obviously clueless

>>68533028
>yeah he doesn't understand! music is MEANT to be bad lol!

what are you even doing in this thread?

fuck off

>>68531415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMJjqVB9JCM

>>68533057
mate lol u are so obviously american and dont listen to grime

stop trying to fit in

>>68533094
i just hate this fuckin idea of

>lmao ti's meant to be bad bro!

it's just fucking lazy and rewards anti-intellectualism.

but i guess it is grime, after all. a genre that has nothing artistic about it.

>all using the same sound palette (saw wave, those dizzee/wiley one shots, etc)
>genre still hasn't produced a "masterpiece" (boy in da corner is a 6/10 at best)
>hasn't evolved in like 10 years

i could go on, but it's just shit

the only grime artists i like are some producers. kahn/neek, lamont, logos, mumdance.. and that's it

apply yourself.

>>68533191
Skeng

>>68533191
anti-intellectualism? get your fucking head out of your batty, as if 100% music needs to be sat around and chinstroked to, pretentious prick

half the music you listen to outside of dance wouldnt be around if not for punk

not to mention you undermined your own argument by namedropping logos and mumdance, absolute speng

>>68532871
>>68533057
>>68533016
>>68533191
out out out

>>68533191
DIRT-TEE-TEE
THATS MUIMUIIIII

>>68533249
'm not saying it does need to be chinstroked to

but i'm saying making a tune purposely "shitty/funny" for the sake of it rather than making an actual tune is just lazy as fuck

it's a really really shitty aesthetic and is honestly embarassing to know it exists

you stupid pard, logos and mumdance are actually doing interesting stuff with grime

they're pushing forward the scene unlike the absolute fucking bollocks that slimzee and other shitty grime DJs play

>>68533326
'pushing forward the scene' senpai ur super cringe
I went to boxed events for about two years and saw those lads about once a month and it was the same as or worse than a standard grime event. get ur head out ur ass

>>68533326
mate really the fact you hadnt even heard of development/devilman before AND are ACTUALLY chatting shit about slimzee as if this is a casual thing to do tells me you dont even follow grime and your opinion is total bollocks and based on fuck all

would probably wound u to learn that jammer taught mumdance to produce and gave him all his links wouldnt it lmao

>fighting over grime when in 2016 when grime has been stale af

>>68533326
but mostly what im trying to say is that if you can't even laugh at a tune and think its "embarrassing" to see everyones dizzle dealer spitting jokes bars means that a.) you're probably insufferable in person and b.) the culture of grime is totally lost on you

>>68533450
>>68533373
>>68533392
lol you stupid fuckin pards

don't talk to me about grime..

i'm big in the scene..

i've always liked grime...

>>68533475
stop throwing around the word pard when its bait you only just learnt that word last week and are probably from the prairie yourself

>>68533326
jesus fucking christ

stop posting

>>68533505
>>68533523
loooool

>actually defending shitty grime tunes

god damn, this thread is getting worse by the day

i am done with this semen slurping thread

stupid moron pards have destroyed it

>>68533578
im barely even defending the tune, your attitude is just total shit

back to >>>/mu/ pls and thank u

>>68533578
great finisher you really showed us

>>68533578
also
>tune
it was a fucking reply to a send did u actually expect him to slave for months with a producer and sit in the studio for a week

u absolute spaz no wonder you dont like grime when you dont understand the first thing about it

>>68533016
what do u even know about grime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yU5iw_zVsx8

>>68533761
BOOOOOOOM CANNON

C A DOUBLE N O N

>>68533778
discarda always makes me really happy
there's something about that delivery and that voice that just makes you smile

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>>68533792
DISCARDA'S OUT I'LL BANG YOUR FATHER OUT

seen him three times i think at lotm events and he actually is really gassy, he is definitely not hard though lol

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Wtf I love anime now

>>68533890
hehe

>>68527678
literally the same song sampled as archangel wtf

feel when not being able to sleep and have to work at 8
listening to euphoric tunes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg7mwg4AKRk&
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SbxpM4n2qc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR7dRxg02lw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8aXWnm9y9E

>>68534204
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3YTbfkdMO4M

this thread is so shit

>>68530857
t. Feloneezy

I wouldn't want to be you family. You're a bottom feeder lls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWlozOXZLZE

┌(＾＾)┘

>>68524992
Completely agree, formulaic and forgettable, i miss 2009:(

>>68534204
https://youtu.be/F7gACuREFU4

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>>68533922
Pham

U guys are lame now ffs lol

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wut about ricardo villalobos?

>>68524710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2U29HJLZrB4
have you ever been mellow, /bleep/?

dj slyngshot is the man
omar-s is the man
traumprinz is the man

new on

>>68538478
>>68538478

do you guys do UK Hardcore?

goodnight /bleep/

haha autechre, right?

>>68527318
pearson sound is worse dj but better producer