Waifu edition
Old thread
>>68319315
djent
>>68324884
word
shit is so cash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD9Pr1qm3Wk
>>68324641
>>68324641
Look at this former photomodel who listened to Freezing Moon one day and thought "hey this is cool I want to sound evil too!" but then she also noticed she is a woman so she could take advantage of the average black metal fan's need for tight pussy so she thought "hey what if I could this too? I want to become like this guy, Garm, from Ulver!". Then all she had to do was a blowjob or two to the Kerrang guys and she also hired former black metal sellouts to show her how to make songs in the same way a sugar daddy buys her hot gf's everything they want in order to feel like they can accomplish something in her life. And now there she is in Helvete's (now a bakery) basement acting angry like she didn't discover black metal in 2013 acting all proud there and telling everyone to fuck off because she doesn't care and later she will go to the forests nearby with hired men to cook her meal in a fire there, and later she will upload a bunch of pictures on Facebook being all aetherial and pagan while in reality she hasn't lifted a finger for all these.
Myrkur is literally the decrystalization of everything wrong in the artistic (now) industry
best waifu
>>68324866
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsr0pwihGto
best girl
>>68324914
t. hipster black metal
>>68324935
how is this hipster? I'm literally bashing her for being a hipster tryhard black metal rip-off
>>68324914
and people say the metal community isn't misogynistic lmao
>>68324965
He's a youtuber
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uR_Y2oNU4TM
>>68322862
>>68324629
First album felt more old school DM to me, whereas new album was played more with slower, doomier songs.
Both albums are great either way anon. Enjoy.
>>68324965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi3bkipwbKg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzyOgU7-7JU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uR_Y2oNU4TM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdOO00CysP4
>>68324997
lel at this guy
The difference is that I don't care because she has a pussy, I'm angry because she takes advantage of that. I'm literally the opposite of a misogynist there >>68324981
Post your menes
whatever your waifus do my korean pop waifu does better
>pop in the streets metal in the sheets mates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GayY76ekOSo
>>68325066
Really dank collage
>>68325066
dead end kings is the worst katatonia album ever
Hey /metal/ traveler from a faraway land here
I've recently been listening to 70s/80s heavy metal and was wondering if you guys could recommend some modern metal that's similar
Not much metal this time since I'm going through other genres as much as I can before NBBMN begins.
>>68325066
+Mayhem
~Opeth, Katatonia, At the Gates, Amorphis, Moonsorrow
>>68325188
>>68325164
At least it doesn't have cringeworty lyrics like Viva Emptiness
The Racing Heart and Ambitions are pretty great tracks
>>68325066
++Moonsorrow
+Katatonia
>>68325190
+DMX, GZA, Cryptopsy
---To Pimp a Butterfly
>>68325226
I'm just glad they returned to form with the fall of hearts
>>68325066
not enough metal this week
>>68325188
not sure how modern we're talking, this album was released 20 years ago but you could pick any of their more recent albums too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1JE7qQZty4
>>68325084
thanks
>>68325164
nah
>>68325190
+cryptopsy, dissection, gorgoroth
>>68325261
+bathory, darkthrone
What's the djent AOTY?
>>68325593
>implying anything else is an option
>>68325188
>>68321657
Why go forth when there's so much in the back
>>68325188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JW0gyD-RpJI
>>68325188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Lbzhq__uSY
>>68325613
Took me a few listening till it started sinking in. Now I'm in the middle of a psychic war with ISIS cyberjihadists in an abstract islamic dystopia
>>68325593
>>68325066
++Hypocrisy
+Amorphis, Bloodbath, ATG, Morbid Angel
>>68325190
++GZA, Dissection, Cryptopsy
>>68325261
++Underground Resistance, Powerslave
+BG, GBK, Blasphemy, Bathory, ODB
>>68325291
i don't know like any of this.
Pls don't bully my list
>>68325164
Shit opinion
/metal/, why aren't you listening to obscure demos from the 80s and early 90s right now
>>68325080
surprisingly cute for a gook
Not exactly metal but what's some black metal-tinged instrumental neofolk in a similar vein as Drudkh's Songs Of Grief & Solitude?
Daily thread reminder that atmoshit isnt metal
>>68324866
I'd fuck the poseur out of Cindy Lou Who
>>68325953
Confirmed
>>68325939
Ulver - Kveldssanger
Neofolk albums from October Falls
Of the Wand & the Moon
>>68324901
they should have never ditched barretto
>>68325939
not instrumental but there's no emphasis on vocals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQgRsYHwix0
might not be what you want though
>>68325986
Thrash Metal is objectively the best sub-genre of metal.
It's out
>>68326088
Tied with trad metal, but yeah, it's a best
>>68325986
heh
>mfw someone listens to Cradle of Filth near me
>>68326088
you misspelled worst
>>68326088
That's not prog metal
>>68326143
this
>>68326122
Explain
>>68326121
It got me through some pretty bleak times. Try track 4, "Coffin Fodder". It sounds horrible but it's actually quite beautiful.
>>68326121
Dusk and Her Embrace is unironically in the top-5 of sympho black metal
Trad metal posting hour? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pKx_NNgXj0
>>68326178
Fuck yeah bro. Never heard of Voltz, sounds pretty cool twangy oldschool shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfaQbJz7V1c
>>68326186
epin :DD
>>68326112
This is also an acceptable answer.
>>68326122
How come?
>>68326143
All I'm saying is that thrash has the speed, the aggression of any other extreme sub-genre all while keeping the melody and catchy feel of trad. Heavy Metal.
>>68326186
Black Metal is the purest form of metal
Traditional Metal was created to evolve to Black Metal
>>68326343
Black metal was once pure, then around 1992 or so it began in irreversible course towards riffless atmoshit. Second-wave black metal is a containment-genre for false metal fans that don't like true metal.
>>68326067
agreed
Is sponce the most annoying vocalist in metal right now? I think so his voice is just so grating
>>68326343
and then blackgaze took it to its final conclusion
>>68326231
Immortal was the only good thing black metal ever did, fact. Also inquisition as a knock off dude space satan lmao version of immortal
>>68326411
>>68326343
replied to wrong post
>true metal
>>68326411
>>68326434
what the fuck is going on in this pic
>>68326434
>false metal
>>68326186
Where's his sauna
>>68326449
Is speaking the truth a meme now?
>waifu thread
>only 2 waifus posted
thank fucking god
>>68326481
Mayhem was good too, at least up to DMDS
>>68326498
we doin this?
>>68326411
You're missing a ">"
>>68326411
You misspelt Enslaved and Emperor
>>68326498
brutal
>>68326503
>>68326481
when will you memers finally understand that only Varg was the good guy?
>>68326522
>Enblacked
>>68326498
>>68326522
>>68326538
>>68326539
make a separate thread faggots
>>68326538
Kinda looks like The Scream.
>>68326553
Varg was a cuck and atmoshitter number one
>>68326522
this one is really good
>>68326538
so is this one
>>68326027
>i havent touched a woman in over a year
/metal/ everybody
>>68326563
No.
>>68326593
>touching women ever
>>68326572
no shit
non white metal girls are the best
>>68326593
I haven't touched a woman in over 22 years
>>68326632
wait... that's what you used didn't you?
>>68326651
>>68326503
Meyhem was a shitty thrash band that got famous because dude satan and evil lmao, same thing with venom and bathory.
>>68326553
Burzum is barely metal and the pure metal stuff like on the first album sucks dick. Varg does ambient "metal" really well though, Ill admit that. Too bad he singlehandedly brought atmofaggots into the metal world
>>68326678
>Too bad he singlehandedly brought atmofaggots into the metal world
It is the atmoshitters to blame though
>>68326678
>Deathcrush
>shitty
Come on m8
DO YOU GUYS LIKE IT AS MUCH AS ME GAH
>>68326696
No, Varg was the OG atmoshitter.
>>68326646
>And Armenian girls, but they are basically white
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRoY7zAXfcE
>tfw no rodriguez sisters gfs
>>68326722
Varg started atmoblack but you just can't blame him for all the new atmoshit these days
>>68326719
Do you absolutely not care about it? Then yes, we probably agree.
>>68326701
The drummer was the only reason the listen to that album or mayhem in general, however him being good doesnt save how 100% shit or generic the riffs and vocals were. Might as well just search up on youtube "best drummer wanks in hiistory" and call it a day. Musically mayhem are a joke just as 99% of black metal artists are
>>68326774
spoken like a true cucklord
>>68326753
Sure, I don't blame him for all of it, but I do blame him for the shitty music he made
>>68326774
There are tons of great riffs in early Mayhem
>>68326674
hottie
With the exception of maybe David Lee Roth's Eat 'em and Smile/Skyscraper band, has any solo performer in rock and metal assembled a backing band as terrifying as Don Dokken's after leaving their main band?
fuck me senpai
>>68326468
:^DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>68326816
Was that qwerty100?
>>68326762
What do you care about?
>>68326618
pretty good
>>68326816
>from Columbia
>Columbia
>ColUmbia
I think he has them confused with a different, far superior black metal band.
>>68326841
ManiacBlasphemer
>false metal sarah chalke
I could get used to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHs5QglzCK4
>>68326841
>qwerty100
that guy is so sad I'm pretty convinced it's a troll, although we might be dealing with Poohkali 2.0 here
>>68326794
Yea bruh you have to play your guitar at a toddler level to be kvlt af. Only cucks play their instruments well
>>68326801
Any "great riff" mayhem had (lmao euronomous and great riffs in the same sentence) immortal did 10x better. Out of everyone in the og BM scene Immortals were the only ones who knew how to actually play their instruments at a competent level.
Black metal is to metal as punk is to rock, punk is for uneducated white niggers who dont understand music but "fuck the government man xd". Same thing with black metal but its "fuck the Christians man xd"
>>68326902
you fucked it up hard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mC1UXwjdUsI
>>68326902
get a life
>>68326178
great band
>>68324866
What are some truly GOAT female-fronted bands?
post gud bends
only death metalz pls
>That was a great time, the summer of '71 - I can't remember it, but I'll never forget it!
Lemmy Kilmister
What did he mean by this?
>>68326885
He's based, fuck you
>>68326971
Le Butcher Babies xDDDDD
>>68326971
SubRosa
>>68326971
Dark Castle
>>68326971
Gojira
>>68327066
Agree, i fucking love SubRosa but
>tfw the guys in a band are more hot than the girls
>>68326902
>Any "great riff" mayhem had (lmao euronomous and great riffs in the same sentence) immortal did 10x better.
you heard it here first guys. Deathcrush, Necrolust, Chainsaw Gutsfuck, Freezing Moon, they were all done better by Immortal
you fuckin' idiot.
>>68326971
Voidspawn
>>68326971
Liturgy.
THIS IS
HUH
WOW
>>68327134
blasphemer made better riffs than cuckonymous
>>68327116
rebecca is pretty cute in person
I talked to her at their show here last week and she was super sweet and signed my record
>>68327169
so? it's still all Mayhem whether the riffs are from a deranged commie faggot or not.
what is coming out of your speakers
>>68327088
V E K T O R
What's the best track on Ashes Against the Grain?
>>68327308
>>68327308
Fanisk - Noontide
>>68327308
Part 3
>>68327308
Now that the dust (heh) has settled, what is /metal/'s opinion on this?
>>68327401
atmoshit
>>68327372
Excellent taste
>>68327308
The Gathering
For about 2 albums
>>68327308
LE SON DE MA PATRI ESTI DE CAWLISS
This was pretty good
I want it
>>68327308
not metal but whatever this shit goes hard
circle the wagons is one of darkthrones best and most inspired albums
>>68327461
Also, can anyone recommend me some stuff like Electric Wizard?
>>68327308
Not gonna say what but it djents
>>68327308
>>68327495
Not really a fan of the music but its kinda ridiculous how skilled some of these progmetal guitarists are. Wish I could play like that.
>>68327550
doomb :DD
Whats the difference between prog and tech?
>>68327619
:DDD
>>68327634
one is 3deep6u and the other is wank
>>68327550
>Pallbearer and Dread Sovereign on there
>no Trouble or Pagan Altar
>>68327634
prog is easy to play
Is this medul?
>>68327583
>>68327634
One is souless wanking for difficulties sake and the other is prog
>>68327663
>bitus
sounds like "dickus" in french :DDDDD
>>68324866
is there a comprehensive list or chart of hipster metal?
>>68327446
BANISG 88-DDDDDDDDD
>>68327734
i would say its prog or math rock
>>68327788
metal-archives.com
What's some essential Spurdocore, beyond Spurdonitum and Ebinardiectomy?
>>68327699
Modern day "doom" fans are really the worst
>>68327734
Nothing better on this very earth than asian metal qts
>>68327828
Bandera
>>68327828
Spurzum :DD
>>68325066
+Opeth, MA, Mayhem
~Meshuggah
>>68325876
>>68325876
+Venom, Maiden, Slayer, Ensiferum
>>68325291
+Gang of Four
-AAL
>>68325261
+Bathory, Melvins, Maiden, Blasphemy, Darkthrone, Sabbath, Blind Guardian, GBK, Arghoslent
>>68325190
~Gorgoroth
>>68327876
is it the same as Bumbum 8-DDDD ?
This is better than atmoshit
How can i listen to this without destroying my ears?
>>68327828
Moonbenis
Koorbiglaani
>>68327788
Google hipster metal and you will find some
>>68327550
>Slumber - Fallout
>not in melodoom
>>68327788
www.deathmetal.org
Has anyone heard this yet? If so, what did you think?
>>68325066
NEW ANTAEUS SHHHHIIIIIIIII
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDu2zjVnrJI
>>68325066
>>68327788
>>68325066
idk if i should give winter's gate another chance or just dwell on the few insomnium albums that are nostalgiacore, but it didn't really stick, just like the two before that
>>68325291
+street sects, aal, lifelover
Hyaena is best Siouxie
Utena introduced me to JA Caesar but i like their 70s stuff more
>>68328285
>>68328298
i like these
>>68328344
Since when is Forteresse hipster metal? :D
>>68328344
>Nothingface
>None So VIle
nah
CROWN OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORNS
>>68328348
what are those two weeb albums on the middle row
(repetitions bcs topsters was being a bitch)
>>68328429
whats the point of posting soemthing like this when it's a complete fucking shitshow?
>>68328446
I'm sorry my taste is too patrician for you.
>>68328429
even ignoring duplicates that's a pretty lame chart fampai
>>68328463
>all those duplicates
>the legend on the right not even lined up with the albums
great stuff!
>>68328429
most of your picks are horrendous
also, why is there no doom or thrash sections?
>>68328414
はいぱぁ電波これくしょん! アメイジング炎上編 (Hyper Denpa Collection! AmazingBurst into Flames)
はいぱぁ電波これくしょん! -フリーダム東方編- (Hyper Denpa Collection -FreedomTouhou-hen-)
>>68328429
Lmao what the fuck
>Dream Theater
>>68328429
Howls of Ebb is the only good thing in this shit infested chart
>>68328491
but anon, horrendous didn't release anything this year
>>68328491
>doom or thrash sections
I didn't listen to much of either of those two genres this year.
>>68328505
Thanks senpai
I remember when I listened to metal, back in 5th grade lol
>>68328518
>>68328429
Damn...
HYPE
>>68328429
lol
>>68328429
>meme'ilist
>oracles
>nails
>meme theater
At least you included Helion Prime, that's a great album.
>>68328429
>Uada
Can you guys recommend anything similar to this?
>>68328663
It was a good year for heavy/power metal. I just realized maybe I should have given the new CWotD a spot.
>tfw all my metal AOTY are from popular bands
If I posted the list you would kill me
I have Vektor, Insomnium and Obscura in top 10
>>68328734
o fuck I forgot to include Twilight Force too
>>68328710
Damn anon, this is pretty good stuff. Try Paradise Belongs To You by Saturnus. Specifically the track "Pilgrimage Of Sorrow".
>>68328770
>I have Vektor, Insomnium and Obscura in top 10
Bro, things could always be worse. I haven't even heard enough 2016 metal to make a top 10 list. My top three metal albums from this year would be:
>Behexen - The Poisonous Path
>Brymir - Slayer of Gods
>True Black Dawn - Come the Colorless Dawn
New Shuggah is going to give me a hands free orgasm to be honest
Is this metal's greatest achievement?
>Arch Enemy OP
>Ctrl+F Immortal Bird
>0 hits
https://immortalbird.bandcamp.com/album/empress-abscess
>>68329112
>Trying to reignite a waifu thread
>Linking to an utter shite band
>>68329137
i'll burn this thread to the ground for rae
>>68329137
Explain how Immortal Bird is shit
>>68329184
>stop start songwriting
>lame riffs
>overall pure atmoshit
>generic attempt at the terrible US Black Metal sound
>>68329112
she sounds just as shit as angela gossow so I see why you think it's related
>>68329184
Her throwsomeball band is way better even tho she isnt the vocalist
>>68329220
I should note for that last point that the release on the whole is not generic, but when they go for straight black metal it most certainly is.
Did anyone reaaaallllly think this was the best metal album of 2015?
>>68329220
Sound like just described the new Oathbreakers
>>68329269
It certaintly got the most hype
>>68329269
nah, it was flat as fuck
makes sense that they don't give their songs proper names, nobody's gonna distinguish them anyway
>>68326812
far right guy looks like jaromir jagr
We can all agree on this, right?
>>68329220
>stop start songwriting
Is that actually a problem?
>lame riffs
Opinion
>overall pure atmoshit
Fucking how
>generic attempt at the terrible US Black Metal sound
You haven't actually listened to them or much USBM, have you?
>>68329237
I'll give you that. Thrawsunblat is pretty damn good.
>>68329269
I'm a Mgla fan and even I thought EiF was disappointing.
>>68329308
It's Peter Baltes from Accept.
>>68329354
agreed
>>68329276
Umm... not in the slightest.
>smoothly transitioning riffs
>riffs are good (I understand this point is debatable)
>more post-black than atmoblack
>does not sound like generic US Black Metal
Post that album that will always be in your top or has been for many years now.
>>68329354
>Graveyard Classics IV: The Number of the Priest
I really wish I didn't know that existed.
Why is the vektor album ragged on so hard here? I mean compared to the other options in 2016 its clearly in the running for top 10 minimum. If you didnt at least jam out to cygnus tunnel you are deaf no exception.
Holy shit, Norma Evangelium Diaboli really woke up this year.
Antaeus - Condemnation
November 18th
Sample track and interview
http://www.bardomethodology.com/articles/2016/10/08/antaeus-interview/
>>68329458
>he fell for the meme
>>68329443
>>68329458
hating on Vektor and many other bands is just a meme, don't fall for it
>>68329415
It's overhyped and memed to death on here.
Post anything better than this masterpiece.
Pro tip you can't.
>>68329533
>>68329533
Ebin. What is the point/joke of this meme?
>>68329611
literally who
>>68329458
Nobody hates Vektor here. It's just that Fantano liked it. So in order to prevent falses from getting into it (as they normally would after watching Fantano's vids), we intentionally give it a bad rep by shitposting it (sometimes by spamming positive things about it in order to reverse-manipulate /mu/ into hating it, sometimes just by saying bad things about it), it's a cultural scorched-earth strategy. We do it a lot.
>>68329611
That album is fucking incredible but i can top it easily
>>68329625
Anything that gets praise outside of /metal/ gets shit on
>>68329647
>because a youtube music reviewer likes something lets throw away any real discussion about the album and just calling everyone a meme
Have I been on 4chan for too long? I feel like I'm surrounded by teenagers or complete morons
>>68329736
fucking this
reminder if you dislike something because other people like it, you are maximum pleb
You really memed it too hard, it use to had 3.9+
>>68329736
It think you haven't been around enough
Ppl still disliking shit because someone esle likes it. ?
Wow.
>>68329790
People bitch and moan just because a site like Noisey will stream an album and call it hipster trash.
>>68329443
>>68329611
Done
>qt thread
>no one posted that qt from Sortliegia
Dun goofed you guys
>>68329954
literally who
>>68329954
best waifus:
Jana Čmehýlová of Moonfog
Elizabeth Cline of Mortals
Vivian Slaughter of Gallhammer
Kari Rueslåtten of Storm
Runhild Gammelsæter of Thorr's Hammer
Tanza of Demona
>>68330017
Allison Tantakarn of Voidspawn
Em Stoy of Oligarch
Simone qt3.14
have a new meme friends
>>68330073
>symphoshitter
gtfo pleb
>>68330100
>implying new Epica isnt awesome
Wow, I didn't know the metalcore people were abused as kids, guess that finally explains the shit music
>bands that everyone else seems to like but you can't seem to get into
>>68329611
>>68329722
>>68329922
Wow. Fellow Doom, fags with good taste among all those shitty metalcore crap.
>>68330246
>Pallbearer
>new YOB
>good taste
>>68330227
candlemass
>>68330272
>impliying they arent.
heres your free (you) dude.
>>68330366
atrocious hipster crap
I'm not looking for (you)s, I'm looking for p4k drones to gtfo
>>68330366
Nah, hes right, new YOB is fucking boring and shit.
Pallbearer is barely an ok
The only good band there is Solstice, the rst is jsut hipster crap.
>>68330334
>>68330366
>>68330449
>>68330504
autism
>Not posting the best qt drummer in modern metal
RIP
>tfw winter is close
>tfw i live in a tropical country
>tfw it would be as hot as usual
metal for this feel?
>>68330784
New Antediluvian when?
>>68330784
L I T E R A L L Y
W
H
O
>>68330543
Nice spot you fucking dummy.
>>68330881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi2LUY_EbQw
>>68330784
>>68330880
Wait Antediluvian has a chick drummer wtf?
>>68328975
It could be. Such an amazing album. More brutal than most death metal.
>>68330982
http://www.metal-archives.com/artists/Mars_Sekhmet/22451
Post good album covers
>>68329611
garbage album after the first song desu
>>68330073
>lace pasties
wew
>>68331023
The album is great tho.
>>68331023
>>68331023
>>68325066
>>68331057
Thrash metal covers are always the best despite how is the album itself
lol at liking black and white depressed shit
who /comfy/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJtohvkDjlU
>>68331146
Damn straight
>>68331152
>liking anything off The Wild Hunt
At least post something good from Watain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rswT58Jfc4
>>68331185
Nothing can beat my beer tank
>>68331146
Oldschool death metal/black metal are better
NEW AWESOME THRASH METAL ART THREAD
>>68331259
>>68331259
>>68331259
>>68331261
That ridiculously looks epic
>>68331146
Hell since when Duke nukem has a metal album?
Thoughts on this band/album?
>>68329443
Big thanks to In Flames for getting me into metal beyond slipknot and that ilk.
And then a big fuck you in advance of their next album.
>>68330073
https://youtu.be/ZTCbugaGzfI?t=9m36s
That look she gives the camera...
>>68326651
She's a kpop idol though
>>68326902
just kill yourself stormcuck