OFFICIAL TOP TEN EDITION
old >>68307371
>>68319166
how is this a meme?
>>68319315
>no vrasubatlat bands
bad list
Why does this general not like atmosludge like Isis?
>tfw I can't get into industrial
Maybe I'm missing something, I don't get it. It doesn't click
I didn't like Nine Inch Nails, Coil, or Godflesh
>>68319333
sort of derivative dissodeath with azn female guttural growls that got/gets posted quite often for some reason
good stuff though, should be a bigger meme
>>68319375
Try GOD and Nailbomb
>>68319366
btw nu-male is quickly becoming 'male I personally dislike' because of this type of shit.
>>68319366
The only things I have in common with that image is that I'm between the ages of 20-30 and have glasses, nothing else
Good argument, solid
>>68319352
I used to like them, until I realized their chord progressions all rely heavily on the [VII - i] movement
This is the only tune of theirs I still blast from time to time:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4_cDJwZ7mM
as far as atmosludge goes, I prefer Mouth of the Architect and Irreversible
>>68319416
>not having a beard
Poseur spotted.
>>68319366
top lmao
>>68319433
I have a shitty mustache, so there's that
>>68319366
here's a real nu-male
>>68319456
Damn I'd bang the 2012 version, hard.
>>68319375
Do you like progressive chugs? If so, try this:
https://tyrantofdeath1.bandcamp.com/
>>68319469
what about this one?
>>68319416
Well then you're still a nu-male.
The point of the nu-male meme is the same as the /fit/ meme of "manlets" being anyone under 6'4" or whatever. It's such a broad and inclusive category that almost anyone can be considered a "nu-male"--basically making fun of anyone who is very slightly weird.
(FWIW though not a single category on the nu-male chart applies to me actually.)
>>68319497
>(FWIW though not a single category on the nu-male chart applies to me actually.)
I bet you're proud of yourself
Somehow related to nu-male and metal, also a meme band
>>68319518
Very.
>>68319521
>implying this isn't hype as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwG97ah0mEU
I'm Manowar gains tier and jam to to this when I squat while looking at other men's asses
>>68319562
that was fucking gross
>>68319366
>tfw long hair
Automatically not a nu-male senpaitachi
>>68319521
post more meme bands
>>68319612
guess again
>>68319644
>>68319663
no thats just a weeb neckbeard
meme is synonymous with good
>>68319315
Abbath is meh
>>68319562
the way the nigga hovers and moves around over the electronic DJ esque bullshit is hilarious
>>68319714
The chart was a bad joke desu.
>>68319612
>long straight hair
>van dyke beard
>chubby bear mode
>good looking face tho
>can make desserts
>grindcore all day e'ry day
>only had sex with two women
I may be a faggot but at least I'm not a numale
>>68319315
>fleshgod apocalypse post-mafia
No thanks.
>>68319765
would husband
djentshareguy was the best thing that ever happend to /metal/
>>68319822
this
>>68319822
>>68319836
wait, I read it as dmshareguy
fuck djentshareguy and fuck you
I just want my twink back ;___:
what do you guys think about acid bath? I recently discovered them and they seem really underrated
>>68319887
/metal/ has a hardon for Acid Bath, Agents of Oblivion and Dead Boy & the Elephantmen
Dax Riggs is love, Dax Riggs is life
>>68319850
literal faggot kys
djentshareguy was the man
reposting because of shit timing
proof that at least one of us faggots can actually sing:
https://clyp.it/dzdyeqbv
1 internet to the first anon to name the band whose song it's from
>>68319900
no he was a faggot and I hope us spamming kys finally made him do it
>>68319943
>>68319900
>>68319850
>>68319822
who is djentshareguy?
>>68320012
nobody cares who he was until he put on the trip
are eyehategod good live in 2016
>>68320038
damn
>>68320038
>>68320181
help I still dont get it? xD
>>68319352
Because they're all a Godflesh ripoff. If you for some reason NEED to listen to shit like that, stick to Cult Of Luna's first two (maybe three) albums and Jesu pre-Lifeline
>>68320269
It means that sexual intercourse isn't as pleasurable for men as it is for women and proof of this is sticking your finger in your ear: what feels better? Your finger or your ear?
I am seeing my favorite socio conscious metal band Gojira tonight. What are you losers doing this weekend?
>>68320297
jezuz christ you're on a roll
>>68320328
>socio conscious metal
bullshit metal is for euro-centric white supremacist fascists
>>68319375
Godflesh and related projects (Fall Of Because, Head Of David, early Scorn, etc) is all the industrial metal you need.
>>68319366
The first three lines are so bloody common they either need to be taken out or improved (particular type of glasses or something, I don't know). Otherwise literally anyone can be considered a nu-male (even non-males)
>>68320354
Fuck off retard
>>68320355
Nah, anyone older than 19 is too old to be cool anyway.
>>68320354
Theres nothing facists about Gojira music try again
>>68320354
>>68320135
They got the faggot from Lame of God doing vocal now
Post what you're pissing your neighbors off with lads
>>68320467
>faggot from Lame of God doing vocal now
You have got to be shitting me
OUR GREATEST FEAR
REFLECTION
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIgzsnG7uxU
reminder that overproduced noodly tech death was a better trend than "spooky" dissoshit with murky production
>>68320529
http://loudwire.com/eyehategod-lamb-of-god-randy-blythe-fill-in-mike-williams-tour/
Wish i was kidding
>>68320547
reminder that "no"
>>68319939
>not daniel tompkins tier
nigga are you even trying?
>>68320540
>Of Glaciers
>Fear of Symmetry
Who the fuck comes up with this gay ass shit?
>>68320652
its your run of the mill metal band name
>>68320673
Your run-of-the-mill metal band name is shit like Funeral Mist, Ghost Brigade, Agent Steel, Dark Lunacy, Heavy Load, Savage Grace, Woods of Desolation and Forefather, not Of fucking Glaciers
>>68320328
Off to see Swans play that piece of shit "The Glowing Man" live.
Wish me luck.
>>68320724
KEK
Hey /metal/, I don't usually post here but somehow I feel like listening to really cheesy, overproduced power metal. Can you recommend me anything?
>>68320724
>Heavy Load
>>68320772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WsP1MDLOdA
>>68320772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBP8imm03Mo
>>68320772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdFnLVDfeh4
>>68320805
this is a hate crime against music
>>68320629
So, not complete shit, then? Thanks senpai.
>daniel tompkins tier
Thankfully not. He's a great singer, I just don't like his style.
>>68320450
me on the right
>>68320990
well I didn't have the urge to stick a knife into my ear
still lots of room for improvement but your voice is rather pleasant
rec me a good album, I'm drunk and I want to listen to somew heavy metal music xD
>>68321089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLm74CZKkgI
>>68321089
Periphery 7: This time it's djentrimental to the flow of the album
>>68321089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-qd_fm7Pco
>>68321117
>>68321118
I said albums you silly boys also no djent pls xoxo
>>68321157
ayy bby let me rec you sum of dat metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91eo0NXIsgQ
dis be dat hot shit
Seeing gojira and tesseract live tomorrow night. Big fan of both. What should i expect
>>68321230
thanks friend
>>68321253
low test
>>68321253
insane vocals from dan
just hope they won't play atmo polarishit
gojira is gojira
oh and be prepared for mos feet dat nigger plays barefoot
>>68320772
>I feel like listening to really cheesy, overproduced power metal
Say no more fampaichi.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sl_ZgBcL_RQ
I'M A MEAT EATER
>>68319352
it's so unbearably boring and uninteresting
it's the bottom of the barrel of sludge
>>68321315
I got the meet and greet for them so im excited to meed daniel and amos. First time seeing them live. Excited as hell for gojira as well
/mu/ what do you think?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaLxUjpgZ_M
>>68321474
hack
>>68321474
>/mu/
whats up niggers, i dare you to give me the filthiest and most disturbing brutal melodeath you got you niggers
>>68321560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUgpSZ2XYpE
>>68321560
sunbather
>>68321560
Heaviest thing I have that resembles melodeath
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8nEqgTpmYM
>>68321461
I envy you for real
>>68321560
Dragged into Sunlight honestly has some very melodic songwriting
>cute girl tells you she's into melodic death metal and stoner rock
>List off Mastodon and then a bunch of metalcore
Wat do?
Talking to a friend about a top 10 records from the 70's
>inb4 dadrock
So this is my list in no particular order now
>Master Of Reality
>Kingdom Come
>Machine Head
>Bandolier
>Sad Wings Of Destiny
>Rising
>No Heavy Petting
>Taken By Force
>Stained Class
>Paranoid
What am I missing/should I get rid of
>>68321644
play sunbather to her and watch her melt
>>68321644
Better music taste than a lot of cute girls
>>68321644
fuck her in the ass raw
>>68321560
yall think she likes white men?
>>68321644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pgv_r8omDU
play forevermore for her I guarantee that will open her pants
>>68321059
oh Anon, you say the sweetest things
yeah I don't think of myself as a singer
production is more my thing
>>68321089
At the gates - The red in the sky is ours
>>68321587
i was enjoying this until the last 3 minutes and now i can't tell if this is garbage or genius
>>68320772
gook power metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lcxd2ZpmqLE
>>68321956
Brutal blackened melodeath is kawaii
>>68321398
GREETINGS AND FELICITATIONS CHILDREN OF TECHNOLOGY
Rate my shit taste /metal/
>>68322164
>atheist
I dont know what band that is but it sounds stupid
>>68322201
Holy shit leave the fucking hall.
>>68322164
>listening individual songs
>>68322201
>not knowing atheist
>>68322201
in case this isn't bait, the three first atheist albums are among the best metal albums of all time
>inb4 elements is bad
b-but i like it
>>68322164
bretty gud
>>68322201
>I dont know what band that is
serious question, how long have you been listening to metal?
power metal is underrated lads
blind guardian are excellent
rec me some good ass power metal
>>68322223
>tfw no >>68322222
>>68322272
Gloryhammer, but only after you have delved deep enough
>>68322272
>power metal is underrated lads
then you need to lurk more, not even half a year ago these generals were filled to the brim with power metal and there's still a lot of power metal posted here occassionally.
Reminder that Metalsucks is a great website with in-depth knowledge of metal.
>>68322230
>>68322256
>>68322268
>>68322216
i just checked it out and it sucks, checkmate
>>68322272
Liege Lord, Fates Warning and early X Japan are all you'll need for power metal to be honest with you family.
>>68322201
>the state of /metal/
>>68322321
>he listens to a single song from a band to decide whether they're good
>>68322164
>Anthrax
>Dissection
>Kreator
>Atheist
Good taste
>>68321474
Alright
Last riff made me thought of maiden's phantom of the opera t b h
I don't like he bass twang at the end
>>68322319
>implying Kurt Kobane wasn't the pioneer of black metal
>implying a shotgun suicide isnt metal as fuck
>>68322319
fucking hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UUM5TXES1o
>>68322321
I'm really curious what you listen to. Please, anon. I need a good laugh.
>>68322321
What was the song faggot
>>68322319
>>68322392
reminder that Dead only did this to copy him
>>68322349
>>68322357
>>68322361
metak is for kids
grow up you fucking losers
>>68322272
>naming the only powermetal band without faggot vocals
cheating isn't allowed
>>68322201
You mean the name or their songs. 'Cause I'd give you the name but I'll burn you if you're talking about the songs.
>>68322230
Well, the tracklist of a coulpe of albums won't fit in the screenshot.
>>68322256
Thanks man.
>>68322392
see >>68322396
>>68322437
>exposing yourself as somebody who's never listened to power metal before
>>68322430
t. epic bait
>>68322437
>what is US Power metal
>>68322464
>le t meme
kys
>>68322549
>kys
t. shitposter
>>68322504
a bunch of faggots
>>68322459
don't you have to battle some orcs or dragons or some shit?
>>68322588
>US Power metal is comprised of "faggots"
NWN! would not approve.
>>68322588
>don't you have to battle some orcs or dragons or some shit?
No, because I don't listen to Europower garbage desu, yuropoors shouldn't be allowed to touch power metal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYLh4EXbs_o
>>68322272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHYbAHp-TaI
this album is fucking great,
>>68322621
yuropoors shouldn't be allowed to touch power metal.
>>68322430
:^)
>>68322361
Gracias amigo. Any recommendations?
>>68319315
I'm only listening to this new Oathbreaker album now oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck my dick is in orbit 10/10 10/10 10/10 meme or not this my shit now.
>>68322644
well it's true, the same goes for Americans and black metal
>>68322621
>murricans be fightain demons instead
you got to be kidding me
>>68322657
I wish that album had more vocal freakouts like the end of Second Son of R
>>68322644
It's the truth. Helloween, Rhapsody, and Stratovarius singlehandedly killed any hope European power metal had of being good, killed the USPM scene, and influenced the JPM scene enough to the point they stopped immitating USPM and started imitating EUPM.
Yuropoors bastardized a riff-heavy subgenre with poppy choruses, overly melodic leads, plastic production and keyboard wankery.
>>68322668
and melodeath
and techdeath
and djent
and metalcore
and progmetal
any type of metal really
>>68322319
They also gave Meshuggah's new album a 5/5, calling it a tour-de-force and a deconstruction of heavy metal.
>>68322656
>Anthrax: Basically Crossover Thrash/Thrashcore, check some of the charts on rym
>Dissection: Emperor
>Kreator: Dunno, definitely some harsher Thrash leaning towards Black Metal
>Atheist: Death, Necrophagist, Gorguts, Suffocation, Cynic, Nile, Cryptopsy
power metal is gay
>>68322701
american sludge is ok desu
>>68322668
>the same goes for Americans and black metal
come on now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWLMGdgXdkY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3im1iB-1so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZewn6si250
only a true pleb will judge music based on its country of origin
>>68322781
all of them fuckin suck
>>68322781
>only a true pleb will judge music based on its country of origin
Plenty of countries have their unique spin on a subgenre, though.
>>68322694
Power of the dragonflame is good but otherwise i agree, and i'm a yuropoor
what caused european power metal, japanese power metal and american power metal to turn out so differently anyways?
I haven't listened to this band very thoroughly, but does Vallenfyre have any other songs as brutal and fucking awesome as this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bWKVE2Qq_k
>dat breakdown at 0:47
Help me, /metal/
I literally have no one to go out with for these 2 weeks and I just want to have a fucking beer or something. Is it acceptable to go to the bar all by yourself? I can't do this anymore
Also recommend me solitude-core (no whining shit)
>>68322701
american thrash > other thrash
>>68322855
>Europeans wanted to play melodic speed metal
>Americans wanted to play heavier NWOBHM
>Japs wanted to play technical speed metal
>>68322865
if you know the bartender I don't see the problem
>>68322869
>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnIH5lf5udU
>>68322855
Distinct levels of gayness
>>68322865
Yes, it is. Just blast some drink-core folk metal
>>68322000
holy shit singer is a qt3.14
>tfw no qt korean powermetal singer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SRr82-b-NQ
>>68322738
>Emperor
Already got ya m8, I have been listening to Anthems and Nightside these past 8 months. Not sure if I'd check Ishahn solo stuff.
>Death, Crytopsy, Cynic
Also checked, Favorite Death Album is TSOP so I'm used to get a lot of shit. Definitely gonna check those other bands though.
>>68322918
Have you heard Individual Thought Patterns by Death yet? My fav album by them, sounds a lot like Atheist
>>68322918
Forgot to say that I've tried like 5 times already, but I just can't into Gorguts
>>68322804
Eat a dick. The US black metal scene has merit for being diverse as it is. You can't say that VON, Profanatica, Grand Belial's Key or Demoncy sound that similar. Can you? Unless your ear is only used to something like Deafheaven. If that's the case, refer back to my first sentence. Pic related, because it's also top notch black metal from the states.
>>68322694
>Helloween, Rhapsody, and Stratovarius singlehandedly killed any hope European power metal had of being good
Nigga are you hating on those three bands?
>>68322913
>that thing
>a qt3.14
sorry to be the bearer of bad news but you have a fetish for azns mate
>>68322909
>if you know the bartender
that's the problem, I'll just be sitting there sperging all over the place and I guess nobody will approach me, so there would be no difference staying home
>>68322855
Yuropoor power metal was started by a bunch of speed metal bands that didn't like the dark direction a lot of metal was going so they started playing overly cheesy, melodic speed metal with keyboard wankery.
American power metal was started by groups who liked the British heavy metal scene, but wanted to play heavier, faster, and rawer NWOBHM.
The Japanese did whatever and played some weird amalgamation of punk, glam, and speed metal.
>>68322957
They're a pretty odd band yeah, I'd just suggest listening their first few albums first, they're fairly normal death metal albums, and then listen to Obscura on repeat
If you still don't like it, maybe try it in a few months or so, but remember: you don't have to like everything
>>68322781
>not liking GBK
Spotted the cucks
>>68323014
they're shit, "famous" just for being racist
no value in there whatsoever
>>68322950
Yeah, I've listened to it. Fucking awesome album, and has a DiGiorgio in it, so even better. Actually With TSOP being my favorite, I have Human, Symbolic and ITP in second place.
>>68322987
sorry to be the bearer of bad news but you are homosexual
Anyone have a download link for I - Between Two Worlds?
>>68319790
>someone with a good opinion
is this bizarro /mu/?
I don't like telling people that i listens to metal because they would just assume i like to shit like Sketetonwitch or crap, but i actually only listens to NSBM.
Music for this feel, /metal/?
>>68323057
>liking shitty plastic asian whores
kys
>>68323045
>probably didn't even listen to Mocking the Philanthropist
>>68323057
because i'm not drooling over some sweaty flat faced dog munching gook
>>68323106
Not even who you are refering to but i personally don't like white girls because i am white myself and white girls are just boring
>>68323008
Yeah, I read somewhere that Obscura is kinda like the Trout Mask Replica of Death Metal. The notion of something like that simply existing got me jumping right to it, and I guess it was too for me, but yeah, I guess I go first with Considered Dead and see how it goes.
>>68323096
Why only NSBM?
>>68323127
Enjoy!
>>68323140
Because NSBM is for edgycunts like that faggot you are replying to
>>68323106
white hambeasts are disgusting you assmunching fuckboy
also that korean singer is pretty cute
>>68323126
>>68323158
>implying all white girls are the same
>implying asian girls are not worst
and just for the record, i'm not white
>>68323126
>>68323140
hateful riffs are the best riffs
>>68323177
>not taking the strap-on like a man
>implying anal pleasure is not manly
kys
>>68323186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgiVz9SyCwk
I only like this song desu, and it's not even theirs to begin with
>>68315609
>Bloodbath
>the nightmare made flesh had shitty vocals
holy shit I'm beyond mad
>>68323174
we don't appreaciate your kind around here jamal
better go before something unfortunate happens
>>68323242
>implying i'm black
>>68323223
I love Facta Loquuntur for it's oi/rac moments the most.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUPyZlfLqEw
"Den Norrne Rase ma Slakte den andre
nar blammen dunker for tungt pa var dr"
what the FUCK did Darkthrone mean by this?
>>68323269
OH SHIT ITS PAJEET
yo whats up man long time no see!
your sisters are still sewing clothes for german clothing chains for 30 cents a week I take it?
well man it was nice seeing you
>>68323306
Black lives don't matter
So i saw Gojira last night and there were alot of Indians there, what gives?
>>68319352
Because this general is full of slam wiggers and /pol/tards like >>68319366
>>68323306
something something kill africans
>>68323367
>t. quadrosexual demiboy
>>68323334
>implying i'm indian
keep trying stormfag
>>68323353
they gotta go somewhere when their wives have a couple of white friends over in their bedroom
>>68319315
Where's this album
>>68323344
they're worth less than fecal matter
>>68323367
t. cuck
>>68323391
t. braindead wigger
>>68323412
in the trash, where it belongs
>>68323440
t.blackie
>>68323412
>meshuggah
>top 10
nope.
>>68323437
I ride fo ma wiggazz I die fo ma wiggaz.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z0dim2ml7I
>>68323440
>>68323472
>being too pleb for Meshuggah
wew
>>68323472
word its unanimous AOTY
When will /pol/ finally fuck off?
>>68323492
>list full of meme albums
>expecting /mu/ to worship good music
toplol
Blackies need to fuck off with their supremacist shit. Metal is no place for that
>>68323492
>2 complex 4 u
>>68323508
when shitskins finally fuck off
>black metal to me is paganism, and paganism is neo-fascism, and neo-fascism is anti-christian, and anti-christianity is black metal. It is a circle that cannot be altered for everything fits in perfectly.
What did he mean by this?
>>68323540
>I am autistic
that's what he meant
>>68323540
>blackies actually take this quote seriously
>>68323540
who is this?
>>68323508
/pol/tards are a plague, they will never go away, doesn't matter how hard you try
black crown initiate has some of the best usage of clean vocals I ever heard
Daily reminder that this is the best KPN album
>whitebois will die in your lifetime
>>68323627
good, but can't agree.
>>68323627
>>68323644
make way faggets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKsKik48Bpo
Name one thing more cringeworthy than black metal fans
Protip: You can't
post black/death metal
no war metal and caverncore allowed
>>68323664
But black metal grills are the best anon!
>>68319407
my friend recorded the azn vocals at his house
we are recording an EP there right now and it should be done soon. We are literally using J-Lo's old computer.
>>68323664
ironic shitposters
asian women have always been an inherent part of metal
>>68323664
"Djents" fans
>>68323672
One way to solve this
https://www.strawpoll.me/11390001
>>68323693
>>68323724
>you will never ever have sex, or even be in a relationship with qt metal grills
metal for this feel?
>>68323693
>showing off musical taste to make yourself interesting
>>68323737
>2 middle eastern
>1 Asian
>1 black
/meal/ sure is a cultural diverse place!
>>68323663
>>68323644
>>68323627
Ordure > Sanie > Ballade > s/t = Folk > chaise
>>68323786
weren't you there when we were crossboarding
literally not 2 anons from the same country from what i remember
>>68323757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNdC_3LR2AI
>>68323737
What if I have french ancestry from both sides of my family, I'm as pale as milk, have brown hair and green eyes, but I live in the US's pants? Do I still tick hispanic?
MENA girls are best girls
>>68323761
literally me, IM SORRY I DONT KNOW HOW TO BE INTERESTING
>>68323830
I hate my life
>>68323737
>1 asian
Now we know who's posting those gook shit
>>68323693
>not owning the white version
>>68323830
>women in slam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Qjdo4yVv2I
tfw she will NEVER be my black metal gf
H-hold me lads
why do people keep comparing this to sleep paralysis
>>68323888
>Cucksea Cucke
hipster memeshit
>>68323887
women only choose patrician genres
like djent prog and slam
>>68323630
then the world will follow in less than two decades, famboi.
>>68323901
>https://www.strawpoll.me/11390001
t. slam wigger
>>68323894
forgot cover
>>68323901
fuck off I love her (not her music so much)
amazing thread guys
>>68323920
another hipster memeshit
>>68323914
i'm Colombian of lebanese descent, which one should i mark?
>>68323877
asian black metal qts need to be a thing
>>68323979
There's already a bunch.
>>68323989
ace
post more
>>68323979
well there's gallhammer which is a bunch of asian blackened crust qts
>>68323997
dr mikannibal is the one Mirai gets to consistently bang
>>68323979
gallhammer
>>68323885
>not printing your own dank version
>>68324012
I came
WE ARE BLINDED TO THE WORLDS
WITHIN US
>>68324088
I would wear that easily
post sunbather
test
does /metal/ like anal depression?
>tfw summer is eternal
post songs that have touched your heart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i8IUm08DAk
>tfw /metal/ general has become a waifu thread
the only true waifu
>>68324472
she has touched my dick alright
>>68324359
hnnngghhhh
Nespithe is beautiful
>>68324480
Better than /pol/shitters
>>68322862
Yes. This is the general style on the Splinters album as a whole, but both albums are great.
the only one true bm waifu
I just want to cuddle with her and not say a single word to each other for a couple of hours so I can only smell her hair and kiss her neck softly
I can't deal with those feels
>>68319456
FUCKING DIAMONDZ M9
>>68324641
>true bm
uhhh
>>68324744
*trve
>>68324688
lol shut up you gay
>>68324641
>myrkur
here's a real bm waifu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGPFn6pSVWQ
Find a flaw
>>68324779
>manface
no thanks
>>68324779
not asian but that's not her fault
top waifu tho
>>68324779
blue hair
shitty clothing style
vegan
>>68324641 is superior in every way
>>68324779
I literally can't
>>68324779
She'll never give me the succ
the only true waifu
New thread
>>68324866
when did this become so popular
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zfM_Cz-9fc
Took a walk in the woods today with this, sat on a stone and watched the sunset on the hills. it was nice.
>>68320779
huhuhuh "load"
>>68324688
STOP. Chelsea is mine, fuck off
>>68325236
Fight me IRL YOU FUCKING CUNT
>>68325281
i have a pic of me touching her waist. step up nig.
>>68325371
what the fuck
really?
;__;
I'm literally in tears now
C-can you post it with you cropped or something?
>>68325391
im 6ft, she's probably 5'11. tall as FUCK and super sweet irl
>>68324688
sorry, but who?
>>68325462
Chelsea Wolfe
>>68325438
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
DID SHE COMMENT ON THE SHIRT OR WHAT?
>>68325478
ye she's a big Bathory fan. Gorgoroth n shit too. i nutted 'cause her b00b touched me
>>68325509
fuck, I'm having a mental breakdown
fuckfuckfuckfuck
I'm supposed to be her husband FUCK ;_;
>>68325528
she told me she was embarrassed cause she was in her pajamas (it was quite a bit after the show). we were staying at the same hotel. meeting her and getting her to sign my records is still the greatest moment of my life.
>>68325561
so she is actually autistic like I imagined her to be right? there's still hope
>>68325587
she's funny. kind of a sperg, but in a good way. she's suuuper fucking shy but walked right up to my friends and I and started talking to us. She did goofy shit like pretend my sharpie was a lightsaber n shit
>>68323367
Slam or scram you wanker
>>68325631
she seems adorable wtf
>>68325667
she is. she's dating and living with the keyboard/bassist/other half of the band ben chisolm tho :(
>>68325696
shit
I'm killing myself right fucking now
Chelsea Wolfe is honorary metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTTIkQ7dyz0
what the fuck is wrong with you people
>>68325918
lack of human contact
>>68325918
this:>>68325963
I can confirm
i havent touched a woman in over a year
>>68326027
Are you me?
>>68326027
I'm going on six. Step up senpai
>>68325641
BAN ALL MUHSLAMS
>>68324613
they're on an equal level imo