>hey anon, what type of music do you like?

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>hm...90s black metal, bestial war metal, psychedelic rock, some jazz records...hm

I like rock and hip-hop.

field recording of anons shitposting in stale meme threads on /mu/

post-electro-shugazi

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>>68245295
>>68245299
>>68245303

>Oh, are you one of those "music nerds" ?

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>What do you like better anon, Norwegian or Finnish black metal?

>>68245427
Finnish people are superior in quantity plus quality margin, but best black metal albums are from norway.

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>>68245287
Power electronics, industrial, harsh noise, Luigi Russolo - the usual stuff.

>>68245427
Every kind of black metal is shit but the Finnish are more original people and I like Finnish neofolk so I'll go with Finnish.

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>>68245479

>black metal is shit
>power electronics and industrial

>>68245287
haha you know I listen to everything I really like indie rock though lol

>whatever you want, booboo, can we have sex already?

Real alpha response right there

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>well honey, I like pretty much everything except rap and country

>>68245536

>"I don't think so you fucking creep"

>>68245287
Post-avant jazzcore and progressive dreamfunk.

>>68245427
I don't like black metal but I'm 75% Norwegian so I'm going with that

>>68245558
I don't like country and world music. I'm actually pretty fucking mad at this meme just because of this.

>>68245733
Do you like harsh noise wall music?

>>68245287
>you know.... stuff

>>68245287
all kind of music, maybe?

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>>68245780
>>68245558
>>68245536
>>68245427
>>68245479

>u-um I think I should get going
>s-see you at school anon . . .

>tfw my gf is better looking

pretty good feel 2bh

>>68245804
Better do you homework, kid! Your parents told me you've been slacking off lately.

>>68245815
post pic or she's not

"Pretty much whatever, I really like stuff like Miguel or Marvin Gaye though."

>>68245536
Worse than any other response unless the girl is an actual whore with massive daddy issues.

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>>68245804
>DO YOU THINK THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKIN GAME? CAME BACK U LIL BIACTH

>>68245804
>I don't go to school

>>68245287
"That's of no concern to you, and in any case it's doubtful, at best, that you'd recognize such genres and musicians.

Lastly, why are you talking to me? What do you want? I can discern from your lips, nape, nose, and thighs that you're a girl. Am I correct? Of course. Am I also correct to assume that you've noticed my downcast, tired eyes, blank expression, and the earbuds in my ears? Well, am I? Of course I am.

That all being said, again: Why, oh why, oh why are you talking to me? Can't you comprehend the circumstance? Isn't your sex supposed to be the more keen and sensitive to social cues? Yes? So how are you not understanding this?

I, a man of merely 21 years, have determined I've little to no consistent, sincere interest and value to you. Actually, I shouldn't take all the credit. All my life, your kin have made a priority to render me isolated and feel alien in the most mundane of engagements. Your kin have invested a lifetime in mocking my existence, reducing it to something less than human. The whole of my diminished self-worth I can attribute towards you.

Oh, what's that? You're crying? Sad? Hurt, even? Don't waste your time. Such faux tears are of little weight to me. Whatever feeling I once had, your kin so ferociously robbed me of when you said my feelings weren't worth a damn because I'm not a girl or an attractive male. I no longer feel - not the spite of your sarcastic smile, nor the fever in whatever feigned interest you've conjured.

Nothing.

I'm the monster from the malnourished womb.

Now clean up those goddamn tears."

And then I'd walk away.

I really want to say something like this to a girl.

I want to make her cry.

Not for justice, or punishment, only self-serving revenge.

>>68245971
More specifically I reinsert my earbuds, resume whatever music I was listening to, and then walk away.

>>68245322
Yes. Yes I am.

>>68245971
take your pills dude

>>68245733
>world music

world music is not a thing it's not something you can say you don't like what are you on

>>68245971
bruh she wouldn't be crying she'd have walked away halfway thru the second sentence

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>>68245971
Hahaha, that's our Unty!

>>68245971
we need to hook you up with some pussy real fn quick

>>68246130
Then I'll just have to conjure more succinct rhetoric to make her cry with.

>>68245287
>liking music in 2016

>>68245971
stop reading shakespeare you bald headed fuck it inspires this shit

>>68245971
>the actions of some of a group mean all of the group are the same
reminder that this is Hitler-tier thinking

post electro coldwave

>>68246272
yeah or Elliot Rodger....

>>68245971
Just tried this. She got confused and asked me if I was all right.

>>68246238
I don't understand what you mean.

>>68246272
The only females who've ever showed me sincere compassion are my mother and a few English professors.

Meanwhile, the same females who supposedly endorse sentiment and expression have only shown empathy when they determined it fanciful and amiable to whatever public persona they're molding, while they each ignored my advances and inquiries in private.

They were liars.

They were manipulative, sociopathic and scarcely fucking human.

And I'm going to maintain this stance until I meet a girl whose demeanor conflicts with these experiences.

Why the fuck should I believe in unicorns when all I've ever seen are normal fucking horses.

>>68245971
>>68246437
i'm worried about you unty

>>68246437
Has your experience with males been different? If so, to what extent do you think that is the result of gender-specific behaviour on your part?

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>>68245804
Bullet dodged. Another one fails the pleb/patrician test...

>>68246723
My experiences with males has been different.

In my late years of high school and early years of Uni, the only people that suggested a sincere interest and openness in and with me were males, through which I made several acquaintances.

Now, if males were just as uninterested in my existence as females, I'd have little to whine about but there's an apparent disparity here, white I don't at all attribute to gender-specific behavior on my part because my modes of expression are quite uniform regardless of who is talking to me and their gender.

>>68246238
leave my boi shakespeare out of this

i don't like music.

>>68245287
Who is this whore?

>>68246907
>white I don't

unty, you have issues

>>68246860
*have been different
*which I don't at all

>>68246935
Thank you.

>>68246910
>using the word 'whore' literally for any reason
>>>/b/

>>68246860
>my modes of expression are quite uniform regardless of who is talking to me and their gender
There's your problem. You can't talk to girls the same way you'd talk to guys. You have to be more open with girls and not think they'll judge you for every little move you make. Don't be so cynical about their motives either. I used to be the same way.

>>68245971
>>68246437
unty is a god among men. He could have been the most popular trip on here with all his rants a few months ago, but decided to take a break instead. Now all the newfags don't know who he is.

I love you unty.

>>68246860
reply to me unty

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>>68245971
godspeed you glorious autist

>>68246985
I've two problems with your post.

First, is the fact that this conflicts with most of the advice I've received about interacting with women. Most people recommend treating a female acquaintance just like you'd treat a male acquaintance, and that females will infer that you're insecure otherwise, or something of the sort.

I feel as though if I'd said that I've distinct modes of expression for males and females, your advice would be to adopt a uniform one.

I also feel as though women are the ones whose judgement I should be more weary of.

Second, males are the only ones that approach me for conversation. If I didn't make this apparent earlier, this too is source of disparity and subsequent grievance.

>>68247089
>>68247129
Fuck off.

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daily reminder

>>68247155
Do you like garlic bread, Unty?

>>68247184
This thread was already garbage before tho.

>>68247184
I don't need this tripcode to be distinct.

On any board I've contributed to on a routine basis I've developed a consistent, distinct identity, with or without a tripcode, and with each passing year as this website is rendered more normalized this will become more accurate and apparent.

I am the scholar. Every post I make is dense in rhetoric and weight.

You are indistinct whitenoise.

You are nothing.

>>68247187
Yes.

>>68247184
now that's a fancy hat

>>68245287
aaaand new wallpaper found

thx anon

>>68245971
>woman walks away after "That's of no concern to you" but unty continues talking to no one

>>68246970
What's up cuck

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>>68245287
>>68245322
I listen to the sound of your pussy squirting onto my face after I've stimulated it for hours with my tongue.

>>68247290
You're never topping "holy fucking shit dude" just quit while you're ahead

>>68247493
I'll stop posting when I've nothing to say. That would make me one of the few.

>>68245287
Kanye west and stuff idk

>>68247437
kek, rob's face

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>>68245971

>>68246860
you don't want to fuck guys you idiot

>>68245971
now that's what i call autism

>>68248954
>Girls don't want to feel like you're treating them differently! Talk to them like you'd talk to any regular guy!
>What?! You talk to girls the same way you'd talk to your male friend and/or acquaintances?! But you want to fuck girls!!

I imagine it's convenient to be a normie and have an endless heap of empty platitudes to alternate between.

>>68249500
no, i'm saying talk to girls the same way you talk to guys and you will make female friends. if you want to fuck the girls, don't talk to them like you'd talk to guys. flirt with them and be playful

i can't imagine being this autistic (supposing this isn't all an ironic act)

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>>68245971
AAAAAAAHAAAHAAHAAA

>>68245295
wat is bestial war metal?

>>68250516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6kh37y8B3M

>>68250578
good shit son, I am glad you posted this and not some faggot shit. I was just testin you, seen those niggers (and literal nigger) live and black witchery shit was fucking tight.

>>68245295
I always just say I like shitty music and it works 90% of the time.

>>68245287
mostly pop music

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stutter around then say I listen to all sorts
>whatdya mean?
eerrrmm weird shit, a bit of jazz, 90s hip-hop but only from the east coast, have you heard any outsider house? hypnagogic pop?
>hfw

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>>68245971
Holy shit somebody give this man his wizard card already

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>>68245287
>Black Metal, now get off me.

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>>68245971
How does one achieve this advanced level?

>>68245971
Please get laid

>>68245971
you... are a sad, strange man


and you have my pity

>>68245971
r/milliondollarextreme is leaking!!!

HOW TO GET PATRICIAN GF

make instagram account
go to kyliejenner and kendalljenner instagram pages and go to their recent 3 photos' comment section
people spam there lb - this means likeback and fb - this means followback
post a few photos of yourself and get 30-40 likes on your photos by spamming "lb" and liking others who spam, ppl are lying tho you only get like 20% likes back, but that's fine
try to get like 50 followers too
^all this so you don't look like a loser

now your account looks ready

start searching your favorite band by tags
cuties post selfies with band lyrics in caption, you can DM (direct message) them if you aren't autist and can talk to girls

for example #neutralmilkhotel currently has mega cute girl syncing lips to semen stains the mountaintop, check urseelf

end of tutorial, gl anons!

>>68252232
>mega cute girl

man she's like a 4/10 at best

>>68245971
unty you need to stop being a fucking meme.

>>68245287
Ambient and anything trap-infused or trap-flavoured

>>68247290
>>68247184
Me no need tripcode to be disitct

Me use big words and me super scary talks to you dummyheads so scary my mommy taught me all I know and you can tell me no need tripcode to look like me stand out me just use anyway to keep dummyhead mans in line. Me think web site start to like anyways.

Me smart and you dummy. Me fatter than you by 150 pound or more.

You be the stupid

You be the no.

>>68247187
Me is like.

>>68249500
>>68248954
>just say thing to girl and make the like just like talk to mans
>when talk to girl like talk to guy you no do because of you sex them

I no know what you mean I am a bit dull in head. My pee pee small and girl laugh when see it. You no understand troubles I do because you no special like me. Me wish me no sad boo hoo !!!

>>68252860
>>68252887
Alright, alright, I get it. You people do not appreciate the writings of an intellectual such as myself, I understand, for not all were blessed with a tongue as potent and fluent as mine. However jealous you may currently find yourself to be, in real time, I am not so sharp, as you have stated previously. While yes, I do tend to use words of a higher vocabular standard than the average when making posts on the internet, take solace in the knowledge that, when actually engaged in real conversation, I tend to freeze up and forget all of my frilly words, which inevitably either causes me to say nothing at all or, even worse, stutter and jumble my language, forging statements which produce an overall message which was far from intended and I additionally have a horrible time even delivering my statements. I cannot do small talk for the life of me; nothing that comes from my mouth could be found appealing to anyone of the opposite gender. That, my "friends", is a brief summary of my presence in this life. I shall only find liberty in death, at least I do hope.

>>68245971
how can one man be so beta

>>68246230
IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR!!!

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>>68245971
You're the best, unty

>>68245287
Good no bad

>>68246437
lol
Have you considered if supposedly every woman you meet is like this, that YOU are the problem, not them?

>>68246437
Honesty, based on what I've seen of personality from your posts, I'm more surprised that the men in your life have supposedly treated you okay.

>>68247493
But he is holy fucking shit dude.

>>68245971
the triumphant return

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RUSSIAN SLAM DEATH

>>68247155
Where do you live man? I mean shit, where I come from males and females only behave differently in minor ways really
Maybe that's just how I view them tho, not much difference at all

Just be relaxed and don't force shit, don't treat people differently at all and if they don't like you, fuck THOSE PARTICULAR PEOPLE, not a whole group
Hating whole groups is mostly unproductive, especially if the whole human race depends on those groups getting along

>>68253135
get help dude you seem mentally unwell. serious

>>68245971
Are those marks on your cheeks bruises from people bullying you because you're an autistic black?

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>>68245971
screencapped