/prod/ - Music Production General

Actually, some links may work so posting the Pastebin link too:

http://pastebin.com/jew3GPCZ

Also, forgot a key thing:

>Previous thread:
>>67201052

now THATS an OP

>>67270797
BusyWorksBeats has turned into shit all of a sudden tbrh.

Its like 5 people just posting random tutorials now.
I hope Game fixes this soon, he's one of my favourites.
Even if he's constantly shilling his website. You can tell he appreciates his community.

https://clyp.it/g0xlhc2a

Trying to finish this off by tonight. Not sure I like the kicks though.

>>67271393
>the lead is a little painful to listen to
>bass is even worse, it hurts
>bass also completely dominates and clashes with other frequencies
>that high EQ hat or something is also annoying

Yeah, hurts pretty bad t b h. Keep practicing. Learn more about EQ.

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https://clyp.it/u11rsytl

>wonky
>R&B

tell me what you think

>>67271393

It's bad and you should feel bad.

whats the best fl studio tutorial? I'm trying to get into sampling and downloaded best of jazz vol 2 and would like to learn how to make beats with fl studio

Sampling : http://www44.zippyshare.com/v/j6dkUO3P/file.html

Testing: http://www44.zippyshare.com/v/WO93cVlo/file.html

Mixing:
http://www44.zippyshare.com/v/Vw3hFYUg/file.html

Mastering:
http://www82.zippyshare.com/v/6ASyM5eu/file.html

Just something I've been playing around with, the links posted were my procedural steps. Feedback is appreciated my dudes.

>>67271731
Sample for anyone wondering, was Yowler, by Yowler. Check them out, they're a great artist.

do you guys recommend me the Komplete Kontrol s61?

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https://soundcloud.com/empirerecords999/darklanta

>>67271731
a bit repetetive and a bit bass heavy maybe?

>>67271807
worst shit I've ever heard on /prod/
fuck off

>>67271702
Check out the OP. SeamlessR has good tuts. Also watch videos from Image Line. Reading manual is also always good.

>>67271393
hardcore. finish it and then make another one. then another

What does /mu/ think of my Radiohead remix? (It's Pulk/Pull Revolving Doors!)

https://clyp.it/ewh3rzna

>>67271731
I like it. Would be great with some vocals on top

>>67271620
Not a fan of the drums. You've got a nice chilled out/psych base so make the drums fit in with the groove

Heres mine hope you guys don't mind a bit of dnb
https://clyp.it/0sbb5ujn

Any advice on mixing the sounds? I've been trying for a while now to make the ringy bit fit in with the bass

>pronounce moog as moog by accident
>people in the music store start laughing at me
fuck my shit up lads

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>>67274544
H-how is it pronounced then?

>>67274614

"Eenseeckoorytiee"

>>67274659
wtf

>>67274614
In all seriousness it's supposed to rhyme with "vogue"

>>67271393
nah, this isnt good
>>67271620
this is goddamn this is awesome
mid-song feels very empty (0:54 - 1:52) tho
i'm in love with this guitar
>>67271731
sample is good and how you pulled it off is nice too
digging this bass a lot
i think you should drop the drums @ 1:14 and add something else to go with @ 1:29, otherwise it's all good
checking out Yowler later
>>67274350
too much high frequencies going on, it's unpleasant to listen to
not a big fan of these drums too

here's mine
https://clyp.it/bo1wsyor

>>67274544
>>67274614
Moe-g

>>67270797
https://clyp.it/eeymoibq
trying to figure out if i like the lead synth sound on this and cant really figure out the mixing/eq. not sure if im just over analyzing it or what but yeah constructive criticism would be cool

>>67271620
Guitar sounds like that creepy first human recording of a person singing.

>>67271393
while i agree with the others on this being bad/less than ideal, i wouldn't discourage you from continuing it. some parts are cool. even if there weren't any good parts id still recommend you keep at it. you cant make anything good without makign some shit stuff.

look into eq and get rid of the super-stock sounds

>>67274614
To be fare the only way people actually figure this out is by visiting the moog store or watching the moog documentary

So many people pronounce it wrong

>who here on a "I'll make it or kys myself" train?

>>67276787
me

>>67276787

What is this meme with "making it" actually? Are you americans on crack? Nigga for example in order to "make it" I'd need tons of money, it's not the other way around and don't come up with yer "muh stars started from the bottom"-shit because it's so fucking controlled and anorganic as it can get because of culture of small dick and small brain

>tfw barely produce anything because I'm waiting to get my midi controller
>thinking that I will get productive as fuck when I start using it
>well, it's kinda true I guess, since it's too annoying to record with PC keyboard because of latency and I can't get my ideas out as fast

But oh boy, if I'm wrong and stay unproductive even after that...

>>67270797
I'm surprised and very happy there's a general for this. As a would-be producer of 5 months i'm finding pretty much every link in the OP helpful

I literally just made my first beat, how did I do, any suggestions to make it suck less?
https://clyp.it/u2v03f0d

>>67277095
I don't want to be 'famous' i just want to get paid for my work. That to me is making it.

for the love of god is there a protools torrent that works and doesn't have trojans?

>>67277962
this sounded a lot better when I was in FL Studio, what the fuck

>>67278167
export as wav

What DAW should I use to make electronic music? Something like Yung Gud or Benga, but I realize I would need a lot of practice first.

Sorry if this is a meme question but I can't find the answer anywhere on here.

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>>67279411
I don't know who Yung Gud is but with a name like that there can be only one answer.

Fruityloops.

>>67277962
Loop it
Chop it up
Add bass
Add lead
Add occasional sxxy femme vox
Add some filtering and shit
Export as wav
Repost

>>67279460
He uses Ableton, nigger

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>>67279553

>>67279633
You're just proving that you're a nigger.

What DAW has a "cool" userbase, according to your nigger preferences?

>>67279685
he's just joking man

>>67279685

Sony ACID Pro its trash but hey i was using it for years xD

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>>67279736
>>67279736
>Sony ACID Pro
My nigga. I'm still rocking the 2002 version today!

>>67277095
Not trying to derail the thread with a political debate but America has a very free market system where innovation and good business practices. Anybody is able to make it on their own merits, maybe it works that the way you described in a country with less freedom.

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>>67279685
>What DAW has a "cool" userbase, according to your nigger preferences?
Reason of course.

>>67279770
>where innovation and good business practices are rewarded*

>>67279633
He looks like more of an Elektron/Eurorack guy tbqh.

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>>67279793

First C&C https://clyp.it/nn3izfzu

It's supposed to be for a pregnancy test ad kek

>>67279526
alright, let me finish finding my way around the program
I'm coming at this from a rock background so I'm pretty much clueless, I bookmarked the links from the pasta for later use since I'm about to go to sleep

>>67279856
Why did you delete your post and change the link? I listened to it, it was ok.

>>67279759

I think I will rename the executive file in crash.exe

the workflow is very intuitive and the looks are simply perfect for an utalitarian autist like me but yeah it crashes when you try to record longer than 8 minutes on average

>>67279770

innovation, sure.

>>67279881
First clip abruptly cut off.

>>67279862
also is FL any good when it comes to producing rock, I only downloaded (several) DAWs since I have no access to drums or a bass guitar, FL is just the first I'm toying with

>>67279944
I honestly thought that was intentional. Just making sure.

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>>67279855
I lolled, here's a better version for you.

>>67279929
>the workflow is very intuitive and the looks are simply perfect for an utalitarian autist like me but yeah it crashes when you try to record longer than 8 minutes on average
I only ever use it for looping shit, if I want to record live audio I use Ardour.
That version I posted a pic of works perfectly in a virtual machine, so I can still use it in Linux.

>>67279990
Kek, saving that. Thanks.

How does this synth patch sound? Yes it's a Zelda song, I was noodling and stumbled on it.

https://clyp.it/cg2i2ers

bump from page 10.

anyone know of a good lo-fi drum kit?

>>67282559
Gimme ten minutes I've got a good vinyl drums pack, I'll upload it somewhere.

>>67282559
Get old samples and process them yourself. A lot of those mid-late 80s rom drum machines sound like shit.

>>67282559
>>67282593
Anon delivers.
https://ufile.io/62991

>>67282674
thanks man
I found one earlier but it's way too quiet and sounds like shit (and not in a good way)

https://clyp.it/ujesii5g
Little something i started making after listening to more and more boards of canada.

A bunch of synth manufacturers had making these smaller sized synths for almost a decade now, yet keyboard stand companies aren't making suitable stands for them.

Why the fuck is this happening????

>>67284004
Gap in the market right there anon. Go get rich.

First time mixing this style. Was hoping to get tips or critiques. Thanks a lot guys.

https://clyp.it/3kor1ezz

>>67279952
I record all my live instrumentation and vocals in audacity and do all my mixing and drum programming in FL. I downloaded an awesome pack for metal style drums.

This is my clip for drum sounds. >>67284068

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>>67284068
100% brutal.

>>67284068
Guitar that comes in at 2:44 seems a bit loud.

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this..... is my mastahpeece

>>67284208
https://clyp.it/xkowmwsg thoughts??

>>67284068
Something else I did. Was messing around with the whole neosoul rnb vibe. Just a short clip. Still needs to be mixed though.

>>67284208
I would add another snare in that that has kinda of pooping rolling groove to in parts to push the song along more personally. Sounds alright overall though. Bass is a little loud for my taste.

>>67284208
i made a simple clip distortion or something but that's so much time to learn to make this shite when i'd rather just make the music

and then i found out that max4live does exactly what i've been wishing existed and i was happy but then i found out what it costs somebody plz just give me money so i don't have to get a job why is making music so fucking expensive this is fucking bullshit

>>67284363
>I would add another snare in that that has kinda of pooping rolling groove to in parts to push the song along more personally

wat?

on what beats? the claps altenate 3 1 2

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>>67284363
>pooping rolling groove

>>67284506
dont just put them on the down beats. get an off beat rhythm going and turn them down low. It feels to computerized is all im saying

>>67284305
woops forgot the link

https://clyp.it/cpw5lne4

>>67284766
ok gotchu now
yeah i need to take a drum programming master class because i really have trouble making myself sit down and study from a resource

>>67284766
>>67284809
also fyi down beat refers to the first beat of a measure and it's in 4/4

>>67284809
Whenever I program drums I envision how a drummer would actually play. If its not possible for a human to do it then I wont write. Also if you have a swing slider I would turn it up a bit to add some of that groove.

>>67271235
this

>>67284860
i cant envision it i guess, and sure as hell cant play it myself
not aware of any swing sliders on ableton or what they would do

>>67284832
I guess what I mean is on 4/4 measure dont only drop stuff on the 1 2 3 4 do it on the 1 e and uh 2 e and uh 3 e and uh 4 e and uh. the es ands and uhs are also equally important.

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>>67284860
>Whenever I program drums I envision how a drummer would actually play.

>tfw got trigger pads for tapping beats in live.

>>67284892
https://www.ableton.com/en/blog/get-swing-drum-programming-tips/

>>67284911
Good shit man. For me its damn near impossible t tap out metal beats.

>>67284935
>https://www.ableton.com/en/blog/get-swing-drum-programming-tips/
ok cool will check this out tomorrow
i've tried programming swing manually and it's gone alright

>>67284957
>Good shit man. For me its damn near impossible t tap out metal beats.
Just slow it down while you're tapping it in.

>>67284957
what is a metal beat

>>67285004
I should say metal drum tracks. But you know blast beats, breakdown beats, thrash beats, two step beats, break beats. That kinda shit.

>>67274614
mo-och

>>67284900
>1 e and uh 2 e and uh 3 e and uh 4 e and uh
dee bus can swim

"Kick hihat snare hihat in 128 BPM" kiddies should off themselves.

>>67288262
https://clyp.it/2kin0tuh

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How big of a butt plug do I need for maximum production enhancement? So far 2 inches around is doing pretty good but I'm curious if I could be doing better.

>>67274614
Just say it like a German would.

>>67288836
Needs to be from a dildo from Bad Dragon for full industry standard.

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>>67279411
>What DAW should I use to make electronic music?
Be like Aphex Twin and build your own synths with pure data or actually by hand with electronics

>>67274350
>>67275532
>>67275691
thanks guys, appreciate the replies, will work on it

Amen brother

>>67271731
Nice to see this thread's still around, wip anon's back.
http://www4.zippyshare.com/v/Q0csOTf4/file.html

>>67290494

The bass, both melodic line and sound is awesome. What is that, one sound from the sampled vocal (is that the same girl, just played much lower?) and accompanied with some other synth? They go so well together. How long did this take you?

>>67290865
Thanks anon. Around 3-4 hours. The sampling used was two clips of the same girl, pitch shifted with speed manipulation to generate the "ooo" and "aaa" feel, accompanied by a backing synth to a similar pitch with reverb. As for the drum samples, I was playing around with those.

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I just made a banger ama

https://soundcloud.com/annedrank/henthouse

I realized I accumulated tons of shitty electronic meme drum kits and now I'm searching for more natural feeling. Where can I find good kits? Everything is good, even tribal sounds, I want to have many options.

I'm listening to this and would like to have similar sounds too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZOl8woOMc8

How can I make my sound clear and present and w i d e? I'm desperate, can't find good learning resources for it.

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Am I doing this right?

>>67290946
not a banger, quite repetitive, and that phone is abrasive and pointless

try again, nice textures though overall

Thoughts?

https://clyp.it/oviw0sr3

>>67291843
this is cute

https://clyp.it/u0wm5mqh

>when u get to that stage of "i dont wanna work on this anymore but it's not worth releasing/ready to release yet"

gnite prod

>>67290946
don't post SC here

Any Jungle heads in?

I quite like this Orange Tree Strawberry guitar.

https://clyp.it/tcyz1oso

https://clyp.it/qwqe1fxc

what should i do to improve this?

How comes everyone here is so shit?

you guys need to start using FL Studio and make stuff like this

https://clyp.it/zh0yjjo1

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>>67293421
>Got an Amen break.
>I've time stretched it to 165bpm
>cut it into relevant slices
>exported to midi notes
>moved the Kicks and Snares so they are on the beat
>started programming my own break
Anyone know some standard Jungle tips for getting this to sound more Jungle like?
More interested in standard outboard (compressor, reverb settings etc) to give me that standard jungle sound?

>>67289047
is pure data objectively the most autistic way to create music?

check out this jungle track by me

https://soundcloud.com/djenigmo/za-warudo-beastly-drum-bass-mini-track

>>67293791
wow this is awful. did you even try?

I can't make tracks longer than 30-90 sec
send help

https://clyp.it/woqf4ram

This song is the cancer of music production.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3NXBgSCSrIk&vidve=5727&autoplay=1

Should I keep the
default limiter on my master
channel the whole time?

Sorry, have to write like a retard because 4chan thinks the post is a spam.

>>67294207
EQ everything you put on your mixer and give it the right levels, and you don't have to worry about your master.

>>67293791
That's not Jungle, that's DnB you've made. As DnB goes, it's not a bad start.
But you've posted your soundcloud, which is forbidden for /prod/ threads so fuck off cunt.

>>67294087
>https://clyp.it/woqf4ram
This was phat, continue with it. Maybe where it ends at the minute have a drop?

>>67293664
>>67293421
Anyone?

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anyone know where i can find a torrent for the time control mantragora vst? ive looked everywhere but nothing seems to come up

>>67270797
Tfw can't find NI massive anywhere.

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is anyone ITT familiar with the Novation Supernova?

>>67294757
>Novation Supernova

I doubt anyone in this thread could afford this, but I guess they could experience it in someone else's studio

>>67293664
Experiment, and when you're done making samey generic shit, do something innovative

>>67293524
Finish it

>>67295237
Thats what I'm planning on doing. thanks for the wise words, you've been a great help anon.

>>67294087
This is good shit, got any more?

>>67295332
Thanks, i have tons of tracks but almost nothing finished, i spend too much time on sound design

https://clyp.it/1ptpjdwy

>>67295414
>Thanks, i have tons of tracks but almost nothing finished, i spend too much time on sound design
Export all the half tunes and stick them in a sampler and mash them together.

Could anyone hook me up with a good OSX ableton torrent? If you can't post a link here could you point me in the right direction, please, help a brotha out

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>>67294087
>tfw this guy always gets all the praise
>feels bad man.wav

First objective:
Beat the first boss (Clypster) in a number of (You's).

>too bad it's a Dark Souls level of difficulty

>>67271807
>DO NOT post Soundcloud, YouTube or any other links where you are not anonymous (unless somebody asks you for it). That is considered self promotion and will usually result in a bad feedback.

>>67295635
https://clyp.it/lvh15qjb
Like this ? I should do that more often, it brings out ideas sometimes

>>67296172
I never post on /mu/, i can give you some of my (You)s
:3

>>67294087
>>67296454
>>67296172

Holy shit, now I relistened to it and realized you are not Clypster. Fucking avatars confuse me.

Thanks for the wanting to give me (You's), it's true that I need them in order to survive, but they have to be genuine - higher ego points.

Anyway, I still have to beat (You) guys.

Okay, enough autismoposts for today.

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>>67270797
>DO NOT post Soundcloud, YouTube

>mfw Youtube only got added into this because I was starting OP's with my youtube links.

>mfw people liked my songs.

>>67290494
absolute banger

Does anybody have any recommendations when it comes to sample librarys?

https://clyp.it/shfa0wu5

>>67297135
Download all kind of shit from freesound and build your own library from layering and resampling

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>>67297699
>>67297592
>>67297567
OK, I've got a hardware boner.

Pic related is what I'm working with.

Post clyp? Would be interesting to see what you do with all that.

>>67297567
How often do you sample cat's voice?

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This is my current setup, I'm learning to play keyboard in our shitty band. I got some cheap Chinese midi controller to make the Volca actually playable, but when it's connected to the monotron I get some amazing sounds. It's probably rudimentary and entry level to everyone else here but I'm really happy with it. I can't wait to get the FM once it finally gets back in stock.

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Found a keyboard at a thrift shop for $5 and bought a midi to USB cable.

>>67297956
Sweet find m8.

>>67297894

Never! There is spill of meow on some vocal tracks.

>>67298295
Hey there friend.
I notice you still haven't posted a clyp.
You're not one of those "all the gear, no idea" types are you?

>>67297896
I have simular set up. Although I'm using Maschine studio as my midi controller along with a Volca Bass, Monotron Delay and Volca Sample.
That little Monotron Delay is just about the best value for money bit of kit I've ever bought...closly followed by the sample and bass.

>>67298368

Nobody has to impress you, my dear anonymous friend

>>67299841
Right, got it. All the gear, no idea.

>>67299982

You seem angry or hostile for some reason

Do any of you homeboy niggas know any male shouting/growling vox samples like the ones used by Rio Hamamoto for a lot of his Tekken 5 & 6 soundtracks?

examples:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMpqt11yPdQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72xgT9hI-kw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS5HFTplZBc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1JhtAfky7I

if you've never heard any of these tracks before, you're welcome

>>67300091
This is a /prod/ thread. The point is sharing music.
Pretty much everyone I've ever seen post gear on here posts a clyp as well of them doing stuff with it. Seeing as you have rich kid levels of gear, I assumed you must know what the fuck you are doing and was looking forward to hearing it.
But instead you're just some guy who posts all his expensive gear then doesn't post any work.
Are we meant to be impressed?
Any monkey can buy gear.

What genre do you make?

>>67300091
of course he is, he's insecure that lack of gear hinders his production ability, but wants to secure his sense of ability by convincing himself that having gear doesn't provide significant help in itself.

i aint a psychology graduate, but I got an A* at it during A-levels. And I'm a genius with an IQ of 231.

>>67300275>of course he is, he's insecure that lack of gear hinders his production ability, but wants to secure his sense of ability by convincing himself that having gear doesn't provide significant help in itself.
Nigga I've been wanting him to challenge me back so I can post my own music. I'm perfectly happy with what I make.

>>67300218
>Any monkey can buy gear.

now that's just racist

>>67300316
>>67300218
If you want to post your music, do it. Don't antagonize people just based on the idea they have more than you. That guy clearly just wanted to share his gear pics.

>>67300593
>If you want to post your music, do it.
I usually save it until an argument when someone starts saying I don't know shit.
>That guy clearly just wanted to share his gear pics.
Anyone with that amount of gear MUST have at least tried to make music with it. This is /prod/, not facebook.
Post a haul like that and you will be expected to post clyp.
This is the first time I've seen someone with that amount of gear who won't.
He won't even say what genre he makes.

All the gear, no idea, probably.

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>>67300218
>What genre do you make?
inb4 "harsh noise"

>>67300652
>This is /prod/, not facebook.
Yes, and I'd agree with you if they were self-promoting or doing anything of the kind. Posting studio pics isn't the same as that, you could probably get better results from them by not being as aggressive as you're being right now. Save that stuff for when people try to treat us as SC threads, man.

>>67300717
>Yes, and I'd agree with you if they were self-promoting or doing anything of the kind.
He's doing the same thing cunts with a new iphone do on facebook. He's posting his shiny shiny to boast.
I would be fine with this if he actually posted music. Even if it was bad.

>>67300750
>boast
senpai, you're projecting based on jealously right now and that attitude is probably why they didn't post. /prod/ really doesn't need that.

Not much you can do right now, but try to have that in mind in the future.

https://clyp.it/vs0vxbac

trying some new guitar symphony type shit

>>67300750
MFW I have a fair stash of gear compared to whats usually posted here and I never post any of my music here.
DESU I never feel the need to share my music, but I quite often give out advice if I can

>>67300884
>senpai, you're projecting based on jealously right now and that attitude is probably why they didn't post. /prod/ really doesn't need that.
How am I projecting?

He posts a studio full of gear but won't post a note.

There's a word for that.

Poser.

>>67295414

how do i make my drum and bass that fat

>>67300917
Do you post pics of all your gear though?

>>67300943
I have in the past...its a prod thread after all and I like talking about prod gear with fellow anons

>>67300218
I'm under the impression that people who own gear don't feel the need to post it because they either are going to release it at a later date or they don't need advice. Also who even knows if that dude makes music, he could just be a production engineer.

>>67300907
I like it. Good atmosphere.
>>67300986
I guess that's me BTFO then.
Would you post stuff if asked to?

>>67301031
post music*

>>67301031
>I'm under the impression that people who own gear don't feel the need to post it because they either are going to release it at a later date
This is exactly the kind of bullshit I want to dispel by getting them to post clyp.

>>67300918
>>67301055
Dude, seriously, you're just being a cunt. Posting music for no reason other than showing off is exactly the opposite of what /prod/ is about. If they need help/feedback, they'll post. Cut it out.

>>67301118
...you're probably right. I'll knock it off.

>>67301035
>Would you post stuff if asked to?
Depends on the context of the conversation. I'm a bit strange as I've pretty much been producing on and off now for almost 20 years (hence why I have some gear) and don't share my music at all really.

>>67301181
>don't share my music at all really.
I never post my music to my facebook, never show it any of my IRL friends.
I only post it places where my real name can't be tied to it. I kinda get where you're coming from.

>>67271393
>https://clyp.it/g0xlhc2a
could benefit from some organic percussion to fill in the blank rhythmic space. the 4ondafloor kick is pretty boring. i like the idea bass drops tho

>>67301212
I make a living off music and have been doing so for years. Most of my family has no idea. They think I'm just a NEET that works with computers and gets old keyboards through the mail.

>>67301294
That's awesome.

>>67301212
>I only post it places where my real name can't be tied to it. I kinda get where you're coming from
I don't have a Facebook, and all but 2 IRL friends even though they see my studio in my spare room when they visit never even ask about it...its like it isn't there

>>67301294
>I make a living off music and have been doing so for years. Most of my family has no idea. They think I'm just a NEET that works with computers and gets old keyboards through the mail.
This would be me if I made a living from music. I think the only people that would know would be my neighbours as I live in a flat with paper thin walls and floors.
What part of the music industry do you work in anon?

I'm trying to get into sampling
What do you guys think
https://clyp.it/04qrwz53

>>67300936
EQ distortion EQ distortion EQ distortion EQ distortion on everything

>>67300652
>>67300218
Sup jelly poorfag, how u been

>>67301485
Strings sound lovely. Drumbeat needs more production on it though (EQ, FX etc).

>>67301524
Not bad. Just hit a joint. You?

>>67301485
>https://clyp.it/04qrwz53
piano and strings sound really nice...think it'd be better without the drums personally, very nice though

>>67277984
>work
learn a trade you luxury class leech

!!! ALERT ALERT ALERT !!!

AUDIOZ IS DOWN

I REPEAT

AUDIOZ IS DOWN

!!! ALERT ALERT ALERT !!!

This message will self destruct in 10 seconds and [spoiler]if you don't reply to this post your mother will laugh at your shitty music in her sleep tonight[/spoiler]

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>>67301789
>if you don't reply to this post your mother will laugh at your shitty music in her sleep tonight

^kys

^kys

>>67301470
>What part of the music industry do you work in anon?
Mostly videogames and animation.

https://clyp.it/pf0zxnnn

How about this? It was made with a certain online DAW, but I think the mixing and stuff sounds pretty decent. Granted, there isn't too much going on in terms of musical complexity, but I think it accomplishes what I wanted to.

>>67301485
>sampling
Are those strings sampled or?

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>>67302221
>online DAW
link?

does anyone know what synth is being used in this song? specifically the pads at the beginning and at 5:19 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKplzJRAuGo

>>67302277
It was audiotool lol

>>67302221
*intimidated*
Good job.

>>67300685

>rhythm wolf

I'm sorry anon

>>67302221
soundsgood2me

>>67302310
It's actually pretty nice.
But fuck me I could never use a cloud music making system. Net goes down...can't make music. Fuck that.

>>67302362
I don't own a rhythm wolf, I just saved that picture as an example of the kind of person who uses one.

>>67302304
Korg M1, patch Universe. When the product is from KEY, assume it comes from Korg M1.

You can get a VST version of it that is objectively better than the physical workstation, by the way.

does anyone know what's the name of this sound effect? it's on a lot of early hip hop records and 80s music

at 0:20 and 0:37, 0:41 etc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-DyQ268AFs

at 0:05, 0:09 etc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRZiQmKlaaU

i really need it, thanks.

>>67302492
orchestral stab

>>67302492
It's an orchestra stab. Literally a sample of an orchestra playing a note. Was very popular in house early on too.

>>67302330
>>67302387
Wow, thank you! I'm very glad you liked it! If anyone is interested, here is the original project file. If you want to see how I did anything you can see it for yourself :).

https://www.audiotool.com/app/inside-LkyoWjz4/

As a random tip, I found the drums sounded a lot nicer when I used a lot of higher end samples, and each one is playing at a very soft velocity. Opens a lot of possibilities for sound design and gives the sections with drums a lot more character.

>>67302405
I usually use reason, but I was bored at work and I found trying a different DAW actually helped with inspiration. But, yeah, the limitations are very noticeable. Horrible latency, the sequencer can be a bit finicky, and you can't really manipulate audio beyond cropping sections of it.

>>67302433
>sadowick hates it so I must too

>>67302492
Why would you ever need this? It's an outdated sound effect.

Or are you one of those "M-MUH 80s NOSTALGIA!!" retards, if that's the case fuck off, kid.

Does this progression sound nice? I'm 99% sure it's fucked if you consider traditional music theory since it's like A#min7th 3rd inversion, F#min7th, Emin7th, and D#maj 7th.

https://clyp.it/taznk40x

>>67302644
>https://www.audiotool.com/app/inside-LkyoWjz4/
Holy shit, I wanted to post today about how great it would be if anons posted some of their projects so others can learn from them and this happens.

Based anon is based. Good luck and prosperity will come to you. Thanks.

>>67302644
Thanks for linking the project file. I'm just starting out with production so it's cool for me to see how you did things.

>>67302780
Never heard of sadowick. This is what convinced me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pzj4FNqZVpc

Is that screenshot you anon? kek.

>>67302594
>>67302622
thank you, i'm totally going to use it now

>>67302795
Sounds jazzy. It's good.

>>67302622
You mean it was popular in disco... House originated from those disco samples.

>>67302795
>if you consider traditional music theory
dude, music theory is just a guideline. Everyone breaks the rules. Only real rule is does it sound good.
I like that progression btw.

>>67302795
is this an alpha juno?

>>67302780
It is literal shit, the whole convention discussion was about people making fun of it.

>>67302780

I owned one. it sucked. hard

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>mfw learning real drums
>mfw there's so much about programming drums that makes crazy sense now

How long does it take to not be shitty at playing though because holy fuck is it hard

>>67302838
No, samples were not popular in disco. Disco might be where the samples come from, but they actually had musicians record them then. Their usage as samples started with electronic music, which is what killed disco.

I've been using a 4 track for a while and I'm switching over to digital. I'm not sure if I wanna use reaper or ableton, I know reapers better for live instruments and ableton's better suited for electronic music but I want to do shoegazey/dream popy stuff so I'd be using both. Which one should I learn?

>>67302050
Sounds ideal.

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>>67302941
Cubase.

>>67274614
Bob Moog has said in an interview that the name is originally pronounced like "muhkh" which doesn't work very well in an English context so he doesn't really give a shit how people pronounce it.

>>67302964
It is. The job in itself is wonderful. The clients vary a lot, though.

>>67302930
I meant that "orchestral string note" concept came from disco, not house.

>>67302807
>>67302815
No problem guys! Trust me, I feel your pain. I wish that I could get my hands on more raw files too. I learned a lot from studying a user named Opaqity on that site. His tracks are very good

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>>67303023
>I meant that "orchestral string note" concept came from disco, not house.

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>>67303023

>>67302795
Depends on how you analyze it. Maybe its actually in some mode or combination of parallel modes you hadn't considered or something. Sounds good to me though.

Add an electric piano, throw on some tropical bird noises, put it through some weird vinyl emulation and call it vaporwave!

>>67303083
>posting sjw mlp shit here

enjoy your 3 day vacation

>>67303142
Nothing would disappoint me more in /mu/'s moderation than getting banned over a reaction image when waifu threads and kpop stuff runs rampant.

>watching a 1500$ mic on eBay
>current highest bid is 300$
>2 days left

If this price goes way up at the last second I'm gonna be pissed

>>67302835
>>67302855
>>67303107
Thanks lads
>>67302859
Really broken 106.

>>67293491
Does this sound familiar to you? What do you think of the sound?

>>67303030
How long have you been doing this?

>>67303184
Of course that is going to happen.

You have a better chance of getting a deal by scouting fresh and foolishly low buy it nows

>>67303278
Even more important - how long did this take you? Just to know if I should consider sudoku.

what i'm working on rn
https://clyp.it/gfv3pacp

>>67303362
If that was my track I'd turn down the swing on the drums a bit.

>>67303278
>>67303319

I've been doing production/ music writing as a hobby on and of for... uhhhh, about 6 years? Its been a winding road for me though. If you have something specific that you are trying to accomplish though, like one genre or something, I think you can probably get gud inside of a year or two.

This took took me less time than I would normally spend on something (which is usually how the best tracks are I find). I spent about a full 8 hours on day one (it was a very slow day at work). Started out just playing with one synth, which is present throughout the track. That is how I usually start, just playing with synths!

Then I'd say I spent an additional 8 or so hours on it the next day too. That was when I really extended the loop and intro that I had, and I arranged it into a full structure. Normally I struggle to make something more than 2 mins, so I was pleased that it came out to be as long as it is.

Hope my rambling helps!

>>67303516
Thanks, appreciate it!

https://clyp.it/cpw5lne4

hoping to get some feedback on this. First attempt at this style. Was working around a basic soul progression and used an authentic acoustic drum kit pack for the drums. Really dont like the bassline though.

https://clyp.it/k2mrxcfy
anyone want to listen to this for me?

>>67303875
wtf did i just listen to?

>>67303915
did you even listen to all of it

https://www.mixcloud.com/musfra/66mix/
...50 year anniversary music

>>67303446
Fair point. I don't use sequencers for my drums I'm better at judging the rhythms by ear in the playlist using the grid as a guideline

>>67303875
>anyone want to listen to this for me?
It's hard to answer this question without knowing what it sounds like.
having listened to it now, I wish I could go back in time and warn myself that it is not something I want to listen to.

>>67304184
oh ok
thanks anyway

>>67303875

reminds me of Vladislav Delay's Demon Tracks

the first part is meh imho...2:42 onwards is better, but I think it still lacks a discernible melody/motif, 3:30 onwards sounds even better

>>67304234
thanks for the feedback, I didn't really know what I was going for composition wise, I was just building off of a really simple bassline, and then it turned into this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Z1h2VE0hzs

Fucking hell why is it so hard to remake songs. This shit only reminds me I still don't know shit. Literally don't know where to even start.

>>67304778
>Fucking hell why is it so hard to remake songs. This shit only reminds me I still don't know shit. Literally don't know where to even start.
Gonna give you a link to a youtuber I'm subscribed to who remakes songs. I think he posts here because I can't think where else I would have picked him up from.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6rDJtntbOHp0ioVF_tWisw

>>67304822
Woah, thanks. If only there were more videos though.

>>67304860
Sub to him, I'm sure he'll upload more.

>>67302479
thank you so much!!!

>>67294207
Short answer is no, it could give you an
inaccurate sense of what your track actually
sounds like.

Long answer is once you're experienced, and
you are able to start planning ahead for the mix
stage and eventually the mastering stage, you
could keep a limiter on the master to be
able to hear what your track will sound like at a
louder volume later, and if necessary compare it to other similar tracks that have already been
mastered to a commercial volume level.


What the hell is up with the spam detection thing

>>67304778

that is a pretty basic song tho, literally r/listentothis tier

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A little sumfin I like to call "Polysynography". Ye...

https://clyp.it/etc52atm

>>67304778
Judging from the first few seconds, it seems like the "outline" of this song was probably sampled chords and vocals form some random rare funk song. It would be hard to make an exact remake without knowing what that was sampled from.

If you just want to try to figure out the chord structure yourself, start with the bass. The progression seems relatively simple, mostly minor 7th chords I think. Probably even holding the same chord over multiple bars while the bass plays other notes. I can try my hand at it if you want.

>>67307175
Not bad but not as nice as the last thing I heard you post. (You're the black guy right?)

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>>67307296
Yes, I am. Can you elaborate, please?

>>67307320
I thought it was you, I recognised your outside laptop type pictures, and when I listened I could tell it was your sound.
You posted something here a while back while you were making a tune in a park somewhere in the middle of the night. People said it was funky. Sounded pretty Aphex Twin 90's era to me.

>>67307388
Oh yeah I remember it. I was listening to it recently, but that's all I can do with it anymore. I'm tired of the sequences and, most importantly, the sounds.

Still a long way to go on Poly though.

>>67307426
It was sounding pretty finished dude.
I know it's hard to cut the cord but you were 95% of the way there.

>>67307479
lol nah c'mon, G. It was, like, 40% at most. Its probably because you aren't familiar with my other tracks, but trust me, there was a long way to go on that too.

>>67307505
I'm serious, sound design was down, beat/riffs were down, the only thing you needed to do was sort out structure. Sort the tune into segments and move em about.

>>67307540
Indeed, that's what I do. Like this:

Intro
Section 1
Short Bridge
Section 2
Long Bridge
Reprise of Section 1 with edits
Outro

So, you see, quite a bit.

>>67307566
Do you mean to say you use the same structure for every song? Not sure I understand.

>>67307594
No, that's like my skeleton I tend to use unless I'm doing some crazy junglebreakIDMcore shit. Just easier for me, in my head.

>>67307616
Man I never plan that far ahead. I just start making the tune and shape it as I go.

>>67307663
Yeah, same here. But its easy for me to make meandering nonsense that I can't then build into a track. So with a skeleton of "How to Make a Kimryd Track", I can actually build up meaningful loops.

>>67307711
Everyone's different, whatever works right.
I played guitar for years before hitting a DAW so I've still got the "just start playing and see what happens" way of working.

>>67307739
That's how I work when it comes to making patches and other sound design.

how do i find the key of a sample in ableton? is there a way (spectrum?) to do this besides by ear

Been listening to a lot of older Prodigy stuff. Some of their shit still feels new and fresh compared to today's EDM. I know they sample heavy but whats the best method to gather samples into something that sounds good? Is it just trial and error of sifting through tons of songs? And do they choose a key for the song first and then gather samples in that key?

>>67308100
they probably find things they want to sample and then they sample them

>>67308086
I usually do it by ear but if I ever get stuck I pick up a guitar and learn the riff in the sample (or at least first couple of notes) then that tells me.
>>67308100
> Is it just trial and error of sifting through tons of songs?
yes.
>And do they choose a key for the song first and then gather samples in that key?
You can pitchshift samples together, but if you shift them too far it can sound a bit funny.

Practice practice practice anon.

>>67302981
quit bein autistic

>>67308156
I guess that would work if you were sampling a melody or a solo instrument. But I'm trying to find the key of a film score.

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>>67304778

Here you go, its >>67307225 here. These are the chords used in that song. They are pretty much all 7th and 9th chords in the key of Cmin. Oh, and there's a passing chord.

Strangely, I had to actually tune down my entire DAW to match it. Maybe they wanted to use A= 432Hz tuning or some other hippy nonsense, or they just had to match the original sample.

When in doubt, just loop very small sections of the song you want to analyse and figure it out measure by measure if you have to. Hope this helps.

>>67308219
...wut
You want the key of something with no melody?
Post a clyp of it.
>>67308174
Which DAW do you use? Which picture offended you? Fruityloops?

>>67308262
Reasonbro! Best DAW.

>>67308339
Thoroughly undervalued in my opinion. I'm not sure if version 9 is worth the $128 upgrade though. I'm still running version 7.

Since then, it seems like the only things they've added are: drag and drop sample loading (which they were pretty late to the game on that), "player devices" for music theory cheating, a bunch of new preset patches/ stock samples (may or may not be good), and a cool black user interface theme.

But yeah, reason for life! Other sequencers have got nothing on it, and I love the spectrum analyzer.

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>>67308438
>tfw Reason 5

>>67308445
Guy in the background is definitely a fruityloops user.

>>67308264

yeah thats not what i meant lol. and its just a section with a lot of horns and strings

>>67308445
Production wise is on top of the pop game actually.

>>67308100

Often what they'd do is get chord samples and then play them out on a sampler keyboard for those classic rave stabs. Breaks are literally where you find breaks. 90s rave was a ton of cycling the same sounds over and over and prodigy are just as guilty. Then they used a lot of SFX from movies. If you want to make sampled music, you accept the nature of sampling in that you are simply taking the sounds you like and putting them in your music. But you don't want to sound like anyone else, so you think of sounds that are obtuse or remote. No one will tell you where exactly to find this. Foe unique sequences, try sound effects transposed and tied to arpeggiators. Also check out granulator. And you can use things like grossbeat to manipulate things other than drums! LFOtool can fuck a sample into a new new sound completely. Go ham with audio effect experiments, chop it to midi, chop it back to audio, throw it in session view (assuming ableton since it's what I use) and throw a shit ton of these manipulations in legato clips, grab a cup of coffee, then compile the results. Get midi information of other tracks in a song, chop the midi up, and send that information to the new instrument if you're out of ideas. steal midi. No one notices as it's reappropriated and all music is essentially recycled permutations of finite timeless patterns. Rapidly automate filepos and hope for the best. Get a chord generator in M4L. Throw it in izotope iris or granulator and twist a few knobs to make it sound like utterly new shit. Put it in paulstretch. You can also straight up look-up what sort of sound you want to make these days and find someone who has probably broken that info. I wanted to know how Skinny Puppy got metallic sounding drums. Guess how I found out? Now I can apply that technique to new things and all sorts of new connections that benefit existing knowledge begin to form.

>>67308704
really? post some links

>>67308830
NO.
Go to kpop thread.

>>67308445
Her body to legs ratio is really shitty.

Her legs are too fat and short, and she is probably like 5'4" in real life, not a good sight.

>>67308715

I thought it was literally just sitting in session view and chopping up parts of songs and laying them on the grid. Good info thanks

>>67302221
>https://clyp.it/pf0zxnnn
not sure if you overchained the main thing but this is so fucking tight.

>>67308860

wtf? you some giraffe lookin mother fucker? she looks fine you idiot. stop being a faggot

>>67308860
butthurt white woman detected.

>>67308264
i dont use any thats why im asking which one to use lmao

>>67308923
I wasn't being autistic. Cubase is great for guitar music with a few synth squiggles and beats.

>>67308899
No, I'm just saying that she has a shitty body parts ratio.

There are girls who could be the same height and look perfect -- body-wise, she just isn't one of them.

>>67308920
(you)

>>67308979
>(you)
I have never heard anyone say this but white women.

I noticed you didn't deny it.

I'm not even a weeb, I have a white wife, but it's only white women who always get butthurt over slant chicks.

>>67308979

you like twigs is what youre trying to say

Jesus this kid is pissing me off.
>>67307615

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her body is fine

>>67308445
crossboard (You)

get better taste in stinkers

>>67308830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL7RncKzMSg

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>>67309045
>>67309008
Why does my gender matter?

Here's an Asian girl who's probably the same height but doesn't have those shitty proportions.

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>>67309182
more

>>67309182
Oh right, you're a weeb arguing over who is Best Girl. Disregard.

>>67309129
The big chords and lead sound like microkorg presets. Not bad, just sayin.

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>>67309205

Anybody have experience with the Prophet '08's actual keyboard? I've heard it's pretty nice, but I'm looking at buying the module edition for pretty cheap, but I don't have a nice midi keyboard to hook it up to, so I'd also be in the market of picking one of those up too. The overall price for the module + a nice midi controller with aftertouch would still be below any keyboard-edition P08 that I can find.

My question is:
Is there a decent midi keyboard with aftertouch without all of the (or minimal) frills? I don't really need the pads, faders, or knobs. Just a nice set of keys and maybe a pitch/mod wheel.

>>67309209
>>67308830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTXmhKapmCI

>>67309239
the guy/team who writes this + their earlier stuff and also some of 9muses stuff is one of the best producers/composers in the industry.

>>67309234
>Anybody have experience with the Prophet '08's actual keyboard? I've heard it's pretty nice, but I'm looking at buying the module edition for pretty cheap, but I don't have a nice midi keyboard to hook it up to, so I'd also be in the market of picking one of those up too. The overall price for the module + a nice midi controller with aftertouch would still be below any keyboard-edition P08 that I can find.
I'd get the module just to be safe, in case any keys are fucked on the old full size one (or near to wearing out).

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Anyone have one? Is it worth it?

I'm not expecting a beast for the price, or even a rival to the original DX7. meh, I'll probably get just to complete my volca collection

>>67308877

You can do that too. Actually a lot of the best stuff gets made this way as it's made with an intent. Squarepusher simply made all of his albums up until a much later point in this note by note, incredibly intentional way. But I assume when people ask for what to do they don't just want to hear "take shit and rep itch and rearrange until it's yours senpai" because they could splice shit together in windows movie maker or an iPhone app or something. So truth be told, there isn't a technique and it is as simple as you can possibly believe. But to save time and energy and create plentiful "happy accidents" I do things this way. Some of these are more abstract techniques, but they can lead to interesting results if you're persistent. And some of it is just some cool shit you can do if you're tired using endlessly complicated NASA mad scientist 20xx future dimensional timegate software with limitless control over audio of any kind to do something people were doing with trackers on Amiga computers in the early 90s.

Also something I recently started doing is recording whole sessions. I'll come upon some little bloop or bleep or background residual noise that I didn't see the merit in at the time (or more often than not, didn't want to break my process of working on one thing to work on something else) So I'll go in and see if I can do something with those bits. If you don't know how to make music I think this is an essential thing to do, because while working on one thing you will stumble upon 100 other things just as interesting, but simply not what you wanted at that time. A cool tip is to keep all the "not quite" versions of a sound so you have little permutations to throw into the mix here and there and make it seem like you're a technical wizard like Venetian Snares or something. Really, you're just resourceful. If you sit down and make music full time, every day you're eventually going to come up with a cool sound. Just make sure you grab it

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>>67309459
>>67309459
>because they could splice shit together in windows movie maker or an iPhone app or something.
I use kdenlive (Linux video editing software) to add the vocal track/video clips on this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkGLl0DtNf4

The beat in this is the first one I made using the trigger pad I got a couple of weeks ago (LDP8) Pic related.

[2:04 PM] babushka: well i love literature
[2:04 PM] babushka: i just don't think there are that many good bookas
[2:04 PM] babushka: i'm not a huge reader but i've read eonugh of your meme books to be able to be pseudo intellectual just like the rest of you
[2:08 PM] babushka: the bible is a fun read yes
[2:08 PM] babushka: i'm not really a fan of fantasy tho
[2:08 PM] babushka: i like memoirs

>>67309617
what do they think of infinite jest?

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>>67309617
>>67309653
>>67309672
What the fuck are you kids talking about?

New thread.
>>67309803
>>67309803

>>67309803
>>67309803

[2:04 PM] babushka: well i love literature
[2:04 PM] babushka: i just don't think there are that many good bookas
[2:04 PM] babushka: i'm not a huge reader but i've read eonugh of your meme books to be able to be pseudo intellectual just like the rest of you
[2:08 PM] babushka: the bible is a fun read yes
[2:08 PM] babushka: i'm not really a fan of fantasy tho
[2:08 PM] babushka: i like memoirs