Has music ever helped you get laid?

is qt asian gf the ultimate goal of life? i think so

SOMEONE POST THE GUARANTEED GET LAID PLAYLIST QUICKLY

>>61709940
/thread

absolutely

blowjob outside a Nomeansno show and the list goes on

nb4
>not inside

>>61709923
yes but only because i pretended my love for bruce springsteen wasn't ironic

Yes, when dancing to it.

>>61709944
phil collins greatest hits

>>61709951
did you call your dick the TOWEEERRRR

>>61709942
fucked my first when we were coworkers at a record store

music is probably half the reason I ever get laid

>>61709923
that's a boy, right

>>61709970
god fucking dammit

I'm seriously fucking pissed but seriously good job. I have told that story more times than I can count and you're the first to ever make an remotely related joke let alone that one.

ya gave a girl music suggestions first time we met and she seemed pretty impressed; we hooked up the 2nd time we met lmfao

>>61709944
big black - songs about fucking

>>61709923
no, but it probably could have if I wasn't so bad at interacting with people.

>>61709944
Bill Cosby - Greatest Hits

>>61709951
Did you cum quick?

Benis man - the History of flesh

>>61709923
frequently, girls are into lead guitarists for some fucking silly reason

File: folder.jpg (883KB, 1772x1772px) Image search: [Google]

883KB, 1772x1772px

here is ultimate bedroom music
will get u laid 9 times out of 10

File: blank__3_.jpg (40KB, 342x298px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 342x298px

Being able to play instruments has but having good taste has actually hindered the process if I let too much of it slip.

Torturous truths.

My entire sex appeal comes from demonstrating my knowledge of the history of alternative rock.

Its a pretty big advantage if you dont sperg out about it

>>61710066
lost my virginity to this, she put it on not me
>>61710060
Can confirm but not shoegazers, they find your obsession with little stompboxes borderline autistic

Yes. obv.
I think the first time I ever got a girl into bed was from putting on the For Emma, Forever Ago vinyl.

dem indie girls

>>61710217
>>61710060
>tfw being a lead guitarist has gotten you 0 vaginas.

File: 1372431888914.gif (743KB, 222x167px) Image search: [Google]

743KB, 222x167px

>>61710066

It must be pretty cool to know that endless amounts of people have fucked to your art.

>>61710278
Is that Kevin? The first time I heard them was Loveless on repeat during an all day fuckathon

it is pretty hot when a guy knows his shit when it comes to music.

>>61710205
Elaborate

>>61710363
can confirm
but can backfire and turn creepy when he figures out u know shit too

you mean when I put on music so the prostitute doesn't feel so awkward?

>>61710530
yes

>>61710530
yes

>>61709923
helped into a long term relationship which in turn led to getting laid so in that sense yes

tfw /mu/ guys are always insanely keen on me because clearly they dont meet cute girls who like good music very often but all i want is to meet a guy who has relatively decent taste but isnt a borderline sociopath who will mythologise me like basically every single male /mu/ user ive met

>>61710725
thats nice
why dont you ignore these sociopaths and just get on with your life?

>>61710725
>who will mythologise me
What does this even mean

>>61709923
Yes, I play guitar very poorly but pleb bitches eat it up anyway, just play some open chords shit.
>omg anon you're sooo good
This got me laid with my current gf too. Womemes can't into music.

>>61710778
"tfw qt patrician manic pixie dream girl doesnt love me"

>>61710836
That sounds like your fault for not loving them though
You cold bitch

>tfw picked up patrician gf by showing her current sub-/mu/ core stuff she hadn't yet listened to

>>61710879
as cold as this guy tho? >>61710808

>>61710896
Yes

no, it's actually hindered me

>>61710530
lmao

>>61710905
i couldve loved them if they didnt constantly try to rec me entry level albums like im some kind of 16 y/o arctic monkeys fan on /r/indieheads/ instead of actually talking about something worthwhile

>>61710965
ive experienced this kinda thing too

>puts on spacemen 3 at party
> guy comes up to me all baffled at meknowing spacemen 3
> i talk about how i like pete kember
> "oh but have you heard of his other band spiritualized?"

>>61710965
They're just trying to be nice and rec you albums that they like and that they think you might like too
Why are you so shallow :^(

Nope, but I think that music improved my knowing better my gf.

this thread makes me wanna kill myself
>>61710986
>>61710905
also, what's wrong with this conversation? whenever i approach anyone, regardless of gender, and jump headfirst into deep music discussion, it always comes off as know it all and try hard. so why not pace the discussion instead of sperging out about a band like some autist?
like this guy said...
>>61710998

>>61710725
>but all i want is to meet a guy who has relatively decent taste but isnt a borderline sociopath

this. if they have similar taste in music that's a definite plus

>>61710778
>mythologise
Mythologise definition, to classify, explain, or write about myths

>>61711079
But it didn't make sense in the context

>>61710998
>>61711042
yeah but to be fair a great deal of male "music nerds" seem to think that girls who are into music only talk about it to look cool or because the lead singer is hot or something, and ultimately the way im spoken to often comes off a bit patronising.

>>61711095
Music nerds patronize everyone m8

for sure. I'd just talk with this girl that I was into about the music that we liked which was a good way to get to know her and get into her pants.

>>61711089
to create or promote an exaggerated or idealized image of

>>61709951
SHE RISES

>>61711042
all my friends like music so ive had plenty of good music discussions regardless of gender.

instead of trying to pretend to know what he was talking about, he could've asked me questions. then once i answered i could ask him about his music taste etc. flouting your knowledge is a massive turnoff and can go wrong (eg: pete kember didnt form spiritualized).

>>61711122
rad

>>61711117
What's wrong with being idealized

>>61711104
you have never been a girl

>>61711133
you have never been everyone else.

Eh, sort of.
>acquaintance booked a minibus taxi to take a large group of us to the club
>qt brunette wearing mediocre metal band T-shirt sitting behind me
>feeling bold, due to my friend Jack Daniels
>I turn around, say "Nice shirt" and give her the horns
>she giggles, says "thanks"
>we introduce ourselves, start chatting
>I ask "Do you play guitar, by any chance?"
>she says yes

I later found out what this meant: a cheap-ass acoustic with a broken high E string has been sitting in the corner of her room for at least a year.

>taxi goes over one of those traffic-calming bumps
>she says "ermagerd, sperdbermps!" and I'm the only one who laughs

I think we both knew from that point on that I'd have her number by the end of the night.

So yeah, we might've hooked up even if not for the shirt, admittedly.

>>61711130
if you put someone you hope to be in a relationship with on a pedestal then you're going to get all kinds of messed up

>>61711168
So you're saying I shouldn't think highly of the person I'm in a relationship with

>>61711186
Highly is fine; just not unrealistically highly.

>>61711186
idealising someone = putting an entirely unfair amount of pressure on them to live up to a myth you've created of them because you think they're perfect

>>61709923
is that a piss bottle on the desk

>>61711293
As much as I wish that it actually was, no it's tea.

>>61709989
ithats ushijima-san

A girl in my class asked me to switch players for a while on a trip. We hooked up for a bit over crust punk and post hardcore. Was nice.

Yes.

>be me, a few years back
>sing and play rhythm guitar for a buttrock cover band
>we enter a Battle of the Bands and somehow win our local qualifier
>the event organizer, a tall brunette, gives us each a congratulatory hug, and we make typically male remarks about her afterwards

>final 5 bands play at a music festival
>free beer for musicians provided by sponsor
>my bandmates leave shortly after the winner is announced
>I try to chat up one of the MC's backstage because she has a British accent
>she's reasonably friendly, but she's having none of it
>show goes on, night turns cold, free beer runs out, I'm wandering around
>I find event organizer girl sitting on a blanket in the crowd, say hi, and sit down next to her
>we watch the show in comfy silence
>without a word, she leans in and rests her head on my shoulder
>ended up spending the night in her tent

>>61711534
i came

Sort of, yes.

>go on coffee date with girl super late at night
>conversation quickly turns to music because i comment on what's playing over the speakers
>we go outside and listen to music together and make out
>hang out the next day and cuddle and talk about music
>have sex later that night

Never really hung out with/talked to her again after that.

>>61709989
If you consider a human being with small breasts and a vagina a boy, then yes. However clinically, it is a she.

>>61711727
Kek You were a mistake

>>61710725
Post Skype please

>>61711727
Why not anon

File: 1447337339439.gif (1MB, 320x180px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 320x180px

>>61710725

>hey, anon, i'm kinda into alternative and indie music. What do you lke
>erm, I actually don't like muisc. Only anime openings and vocaloids :D
>After that, she still molested me.

I miss having 13 years old.

File: Bowie-Maddox.png (136KB, 400x390px) Image search: [Google]

136KB, 400x390px

>>61709923
>Has music ever helped you get laid?
It did for Bowie...

>Lori Maddox interview:
https://archive.is/prarR

>[David Bowie] focused his famously two-colored eyes on me and said,

“Lori, darling, can you come with me?”

>Sable [Starr] looked like she wanted to murder me. He walked me through his bedroom and into the bathroom, where he dropped his kimono. He got into the tub, already filled with water, and asked me to wash him. Of course I did. Then he escorted me into the bedroom, gently took off my clothes, and de-virginized me.

>Two hours later, I went to check on Sable. She was all fucked up in the living room, walking around, fogging up windows and writing,

"I want to fuck David."

>I told him what she was doing and that I felt so bad. Bowie said,

“Well, darling, bring her in.”

>That night I lost my virginity and had my first threesome.


Getting away with a threesome with a 15-year old...

>>61709923
music and sex are very related

>>61712842
What a Legend...damn...

>>61709923
indeed. ever since i proggressively got into black metal, it has been so easy. i guess there's just something about the dark side.

It didnt really get me laid, but while I was getting laid I had 2814 going in the background and the chick said it was chill as fuck.

File: qumrRab.jpg (22KB, 203x282px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 203x282px

>>61710217
tfw lost my virginity to this too

based

>>61712237
Probably what this guy said. >>61712018

I mean, I say we never hung out but that's a little bit of a lie because we technically hung out I guess, if you count walking around town and just talking. But nothing really meaningful or anything resembling a formal date happened after that night, and it was primarily because she just sort of didn't try. She'd make plans then flake basically every time. After a while I just assumed she didn't want anything to do with me anymore.

I felt kind of used. Still do, to a lesser extent. Sex isn't everything, bros.

>>61709951
>Nomeansno
that's rape right there anon

File: me at the bottom.jpg (84KB, 648x673px) Image search: [Google]

84KB, 648x673px

>>61709923

I lost my virginity in the dance floor. Music may have played a factor in it.

The song was "our house" by madness

>>61709923
If you play in a band you can easily fuck impressed drunk girls. But really you need to be at least a 6/10 to get a qt gf out of it.

>>61710245
I feel you anon. But I just accept that I'm ugly and move on.

>>61710380
What does that EVEN mean?

>>61709923
Mine has

>>61710376
Agreed, that pretty much just sounds like sperging, so how do you finesse it?

>>61710725
Oh no guys like you

File: 225.jpg (40KB, 332x332px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 332x332px

I'm with my girlfriend of 3 years because of music

>

I'm not sure. This hippy chick saw my sludge metal band and she apparently dug it, but I think she just wanted to fuck me anyways. She interpreted our music in a weird way too.

I guess?
>finally load up tinder, because awkward af with girls in person
>match with a cute kinda hippy girl
>common interests: electric wizard
>she opens up convo asking witchcult today?
>meet up for drinks the next day
>go to her place
>have sex to dopethrone
>cuddle and fall asleep to the microphones
it was pretty good

>>61709923
similar taste in music led me to my girlfriend which got me laid so yeah i guess

>>61715591
literally best outcome and im basing that mostly on the cuddling and falling asleep to the microphones part

Yes
It was math rock and funk

The Pearl Jam song "Porch" once got me a blowjob.

That was hard to admit.

File: kuk.png (93KB, 300x225px) Image search: [Google]

93KB, 300x225px

>>61710725
>>61711069
>mfw I'm like that

>>61715882
the suprememe gentleman

>>61715882
You're alright.

>>61710060
That's because they see how fast and skilled your fingers are and they wonder what else can they do.

>>61711133
No its true, I enjoy being a smug know it all, no matter gender. Music major also, so make it twice as bad

>Be 16
>meet cute girl at party
>spend hours sharing music and drinking
>she has good taste in music (huge turn on)
>she ends up trying to get me drunk by getting me to drink straight vodka
>End up borrowing a condom from a mate and banging her in the bathroom

actually very recently I was on a date
and it was not going well at all
anyway I mentioned something about being a producer
and later she asked in this condescending tone "do you uh, actually have any of your music" or something like that
and I was like
Uh
yeah
no shit
so I put on some stuff of mine I had on my iPod in her car and she swapped her shit up real quick
ended the date with a sweet makeout sesh and probably could have gotten more but I was actually a little disgusted about that change in attitude...
which was weird because I definitely started making music to get girls but having it actually work was such a major turn off

>>61714338
My band sings about how love is shit. Girls hate us

It's helping me get laid as we speak.

No I would just fuck.

i live in the middle of nowhere and don't attend university so my chances of finding someone into music are about 0,01%

>>61716144
>started making music to get girls

Kill yourself desu senpai

>>61716238
go outside and attend something atleast

>>61716144
>muh producer
>I definitely started making music to get girls
absolutely disgusting
I want normies to leave

>>61716252

>implying its music and not just default loops

>>61710725
>borderline sociopath who will mythologise me
thats not sociopath, /mu/ level of effort on the hobby called music is ultra almost impossible to find, no matter if the person is female or not.

they are just rightously thinking "holy fuck, 'look' at what I found"

>>61712842
What kind of parent lets their kids get into such a situation

Nope because I dont listen to music thinking about that aspects.
So I dont go to shows I dont like to get laid.
Dont listen to stuff some girl would like just to impress her
Dont lie saying I like some stuff I girl like but I dont
[....]

Yes because my girlfriend would rather fuck than listen to bong with me

>>61709923
>Has music ever helped you get laid?
Not getting laid, but helped me to kiss some nice girls and find friends.
I play guitar in a stoner rock band, but if you're at a bonfire with your acoustic guitar and play some nice music, it helps

>>61709923
I just spout my patrician tastes all over the place and bitches can't resist.
Saw a grill with a deathcab for cutie shirt, talked emo with her, shit was cash.

>>61709923
Whats the best type of answer if a grill asks what type of music I listen to
I usually answer 'I enjoy everything but currently really into x' but it kinda kills the conversation

>>61715665
yeah it was pretty comfy
I kinda regret telling her I'm not looking for anything too serious desu

>>61716425
>implying you need yo do any of those things

>>61709923
Yes. I sang Communist Daughter to a chick and lost my virginity that night.

>>61716663
>implying you need yo do any of those things

you dont thats is the point.

Sex is good by itself.
Music is good by itself.
and alot of other things.

When someone is going to play a online game, they dont ask for their friends to play with him, they just join a server and play the game, because game (like music and sex) is good by itself.

Having to do other stuff to make people want to have this experience (game, sex, music......) is odd

>>61711186
you shouldn't like her more than she likes you or prepare to get cucked and dumped pronto

File: sm.jpg (376KB, 1131x1600px) Image search: [Google]

376KB, 1131x1600px

>>61709944

>>61709923
I told a girl I never met before that her music taste was terrible compared to stuff like Gentle Giant, Cardiacs and Magma and then we just started fucking in public.

>>61716850

Keep alpha male shit alive

>>61716850
P I P E S
I
P
E
S

>>61716831
>remain in light
he would see faces in movies, on tv, in magazines, and in books

oh yeah that would go over great good call

>>61716850
Based anon

Nearly 3/4ths of dates and relationships I've been in have been because of music. Playing Captured Tracks-core on a date is definitely gonna lead to boning

File: hqdefault.jpg (6KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 480x360px

Hey I was just wondering if any girls here think I'm cute and would like to go on a date sometime? I have never had a girlfriend but my friend who is a girl says I'm cute

>>61716941
Cute in a pathetic kinda way, like a really ugly puppy or something

>>61716738
>When someone is going to play a online game, they dont ask for their friends to play with him, they just join a server and play the game
actually I only really play games my irl friends play so we can get on discord and chill

>having to do stuff
I suppose when you're a gutter pleb you have to pretend to like good music

File: 312.jpg (508KB, 925x925px) Image search: [Google]

508KB, 925x925px

>>61716831
>sexmusik
>no boc

>>61709923
Yep.

File: hqdefault (1).jpg (11KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 480x360px

>>61716971

Oh dang...here is one with a more serious expression tho. R u a girl?

>>61709923
one of the worst "fights" i ever had with an ex GF was because she couldn't understand that prog rock and prog metal was influenced by prog rock like Pink Floyd. and the truth is she didn't know much about music at all and was just arguing to be difficult and test me but it pissed me off.
i dont really fight with girls, theres no reason but i made an exception there.

she's a dyke now
>mfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MZaiRNDxFc

>>61717265

Don't give Normies the smackdown dude that's fucked up

>>61711095
thats probably because there ARE a lot of girls who are in it to look cool or just showing interest because their boyfriends are into it.
Stereotypes are a bummer, but they exist for a reason

>>61710808

I play guitar too but everyone I know thinks people who play guitar are like you are, so they'd be on to me straight away if I tried to pull that shit.

>>61711095
>ultimately the way im spoken to often comes off a bit patronising.
i'm so sorry that people patronise you that must really hurt :( whats your favorite album of all time and of 2016 so far?

>>61709923
Yes.

I have invited girls over to my place to listen to records and drink wine.

File: WIN_20151130_01_55_12_Pro.jpg (180KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

180KB, 1280x720px

>>61717157
Shave you're fucked up facial hair and cut that your fucking hair, wtf the 80's ended 30 years ago and bowie is ded

>>61716585
do you ever ask the question back?

>>61709951
I hope you at least had a BIG DICK

File: philipp.jpg (28KB, 369x529px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 369x529px

>>61717157
what the fuck I actually reversed that imaga\ige what the fucking hell is your shitty youtube channel?????

>>61717666
most likely someone with a personal-army-esque request. i knew it right away.

it's the only thing that gets me laid

I've had sex with one girl I met on last.fm and some I've met at concerts, being into music helps with artsy girls if you're not a huge sperg

>>61716831
>Remain in Light
>You're a Woman, I'm a Machine
>Feels
>LA

yeah, no. those albums will only make it harder for you to get laid.

Woman by Rhye should be there

File: WIN_20151022_08_24_07_Pro.jpg (123KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

123KB, 1280x720px

>>61717685
You and 50 views keep telling your se;f that fattie

>>61717762

Are you flipping me off?

>>61717747
>Woman by Rhye should be there
This guy knows.

>>61709923
No, but because im mentally fucked up and socially awkward. If i were a normie i would be getting tons of pussy

When I was a senior in high school I played and sang at the talent show and these underclassmen girls asked if they could take a picture with me.

Does that count for anything.

>>61718819

Yes

>>61718831
cool

>>61716391
Ones who want their kids to see the world

>>61709923
Christ, that room makes me want to puke. I could never live with a girl like that.

>>61716585
I still don't know, I go through phases of music so I rarely keep revisiting artists once I go through their shit a few times

>>61709923
i have a fantastic sex playlist but it's on my spotify account and i don't want u weirdos doxxing me or nothin :p

File: success.jpg (253KB, 1088x1072px) Image search: [Google]

253KB, 1088x1072px

One time someone came over and I made out with her while listening to Iggy Pop-Lust for Life (#1 greatest album of all time btw) right around the time Turn Blue comes up
>Christ, she's beautiful
>You know how soft she is
>Just what you feel like

>>61717265
I got pissed at my ex when she said math rock is soulles wankery. Broke it off soonafter, she was to big of a MSI fan

>>61709962
Bingo.

showing grills my music helps a lot

its like foreplay

Back in the day when finding someone who liked the same music that I did was all that I needed to put faith in a relationship, yeah.

>>61710016
>songs about fucking
10/10 instalay

yes, I told him I liked Boards of Canada and he wanted to hang out and listen to them on his record player (not a memeley)


Yes, I am a faggot

>>61709923
That room is fucking disgusting

File: 1449435550253.gif (89KB, 313x255px) Image search: [Google]

89KB, 313x255px

>>61716831
>tfw when cuddling with her while american football is playing in the background
>tfw fucking after listening to baths
>tfw when wake up to Neu and dance while making breakfast
>tfw when simply hanging around kissing and browsing obscure music

I miss her guys. Fuck.

>>61716693
Not buying it mate

"Semen stains the mountain tops" isn't a pantie dropper

>>61720190
where is she

>>61720620
We broke up basically for nothing. Tho we still exchange music and meet up once in a while but time is just gonna tear this relationship apart.

>>61715882
varg (:

File: diiv-sky-ferreira-arrested.jpg (173KB, 1024x684px) Image search: [Google]

173KB, 1024x684px

>>61710217
Nope

pretending to like shit that I don't listen to but seen faggots talk about on here (same with books and /lit/) has helped a couple times.

no! :-)

honestly tho i'm a fucking nerd and i don't care abt sex. would rather be held at night. but music has helped me meet a person or two online that i've grown close to so it's surely as good of a common interest as any.

>>61721274

id rather put poo poo on her face desu senpai baka

>>61720980
>broke up for nothing
>still meet up
am i the only one who sees this? bring it back!

>>61721274
faggot.
no wait, me too.

File: smug dog.jpg (8KB, 244x256px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 244x256px

>>61717459

>>61709923
Yeah man.

>Travelling in Kelowna, BC, Canada
>Met a girl at the end of evening, walking alone in high heels and little skirt.
>She didn't wanted to say her name in the beginning, said it was just : "K."
>Started talking to her, said I play music and piano
>Went to a piano outside near the park
>Started playing some Beatles and Muse songs she knew
>Started singing at the same time
>She started looking at me really intense, and impressed.
>Decided to stop playing and walking with her a couple of minutes
>Sat on a bench, started kissing
>At first she was hesitant, said she needed to see her friend
>Continued to go further, reaching her panties
>I said to her : "Let's go a find a more private place."
>She followed me
>at around 1:45 am, we found a dark corner near two buildings
>She starts getting slutty, drop on her knees
>Starts sucking so hard and good by looking at me at the same time
>It been 30 fucking days I was travelling, didn't have the time to cum
>Came in her mouth after 30 min
>She swallowed all of it. I felt all the goo in her mouth, it was a 30-day load
>Got my turn, getting down on her on the fucking pavement
>3:45 am we returned to her friend's apartment.
>I returned to the park to see my friends and go sleep fucking happy

Shit was so cash. The girl said her name at the end : Kristin Serena Rose. She said it was her first time doing this kind of slutty stuff. We also entitled the night as one of the Beatles song we played : "Why don't we do it in the road?".

Pretty fucking nice.

>>61721477
nice

>>61720108
That is almost certainly a sign that she's a great lay.

>>61710060
I just realised one time when I see one of my friends playing Banjo.

Girls are probably into guitarists maybe because of the guts to play in front of everybody, but also because when you play the guitar, it looks like you holding you're fuckin dick. It may be twisted, but it kind of have that sexual underton when youre having your hand really near your pants and holding your guitar like a fuckin dick.

Also, girls really loves to see a guy stroking a dick in front of them. Never knew why.

>>61709923
my ex gf and i hooked up after talking about the oblivians for like 5h at a bar

also i'm pretty sure the girl i dated afterwards was only w me because i am in a band

>>61709951
Cool achievement bro.
What did you played to get the girl?

>>61717017
>I suppose when you're a gutter pleb you have to pretend to like good music
actually not
I search abotu music on internet and dont care if people will not like it, or if it wouldnt be suitable to be played loudly on a party or a car

>>61721641

this actually makes a lot of sense

>>61710725
THE MOUSY GIRL SCREAMS "VIOLENCE! VIOLENCE!"

>>61716060
Are you a bad movie character?

>>61709923
yes, but with a guy

>>61716831
>Remain in Light
TAKE A LOOK AT THESE HANDS

>>61709923
no, but VIDEOGAMES did

>>61716919
>>61722392
gimme a minute imma learn gimp and make a better one

>>61721641
>>61721641

Freud is wrong

>>61716831
how tf is there no Morphine here?
they're literally fuck-rock

I'm a 27 year old virgin. I don't talk about music with people because everyone around here listens to country and niggerjig music. Whenever I have mentioned artists I like (outside of shit like Floyd and Beatles), the other person just stands there with a blank expression on their face and say "I've never heard of them."

>>61711133
And you've never been a guy. These things work both ways you know.

>>61717666
wtf this is literally sperg tier https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s-I_KRqprw

I'll share my story too:
>enrolled in university here in Portugal
>know absolutely no one in Uni
>first few days get to know a couple of people
>actually meet a couple of guys with relatively good taste
>(since I like a lot of genres I get along with a lot of different people)
>(not being an absoulte beta cuck also helps)
>start to notice a 6/10 sort of hipster style qt3.14
>constant band shirts, generic bands but in Portugal it's pretty rare
>one day she mentions in class that she's from my city
>"wtf bitch never seen you before"
>after class we start talking, I realize she's from a small town in the city
>follow her on social networks and shit
>one day I post the Zoo Kid version of Baby Blue
>she texts me "you like Archy too?"
>mfw she's into King Krule (literally 1st girl I know to like his music)
>literal music and physical boner
>as we get more friendly, I start to sort of develop feelings for her
>"shit anon get it together"
>realize we both like underground portuguese artists
>"shit this is going swell"
>I eventually decide to it her up but since I'm a virgin it would be really embarassing
>one day I show her my music
>(music I had been recording for the past months, showed it to only a couple of close friends, really personal shit)
>she loves it
>ohshit
>things start to get serious, start to realize she's into me
>theperksofnotbeingbetaaf.gif
>one night at a party we make out and the next day we realize we should be in a relationship
>so now I'm losing my virginity this week
>she told me to make a playlist with good songs to have sex to
>long story short, King Krule is gonna get me laid

>>61712439
what's her name again>

>>61710066
truth
anecdotal evidence

>>61711144
How could you have possibly laughed at that? I wouldn't even be able to fake a laugh at something so shitty

>>61711144
How could you have possibly laughed at that? I wouldn't even be able to fake a laugh at a joke that shitty

>>61724672
>asked my dad if he drank while I was in the womb

wat

File: Greg's Bang List 2015.png (1MB, 2000x1500px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2000x1500px

>>61709944
Need to update this, added quite a bit

>>61716831
>Songs About Fucking

I know it's the title and all, but I wouldn't fuck to that

>>61709923
yes, but the main purpose of music is spiritual healing

met a girl at a rave after talking to her about Flume and the rise of soundcloud DJs
got drunk and had a little sexy time
never saw her again

File: sexmusik.png (3MB, 1000x2500px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1000x2500px

here's a little something for you bustas

>>61725901
>>61725901
>>61725901

Does playing in an orchestra and banging one of the other musicians count as music getting you laid?

>Flute players give the best blow jobs.

>>61716831
>Feels
>one of the best songs is literally about getting cucked

Hell no

>>61724906

>6/10

Conratulations
I think

My ex and I started talking to each other because we both liked american football

>inb4 Never Meant

>>61726473

I've heard this before actually. You get a bunch of sexually frustrated nerds of both genders, give them a common interest, and they just going to town on each other. I think it works best with band nerds because more girls I guess

>>61721191

Sky is the hottest druggie bitch I swear to god, those eyes are perfect

>>61709923
often. i play songs of leonord cohen everytime a girls in my appartment. works 9/10 times

>>61709923
I don't know. I suppose it probably helped. I'm pretty good at a few instruments. I can write little silly songs for people pretty easily and that usually goes over well.
It also doesn't hurt to have any interest in common. I think being genuinely really into Morrissey significantly helped my odds with a few girls who were, at least as far as maintaining their initial interest.

>>61725938
>Pink Moon

>>61720980
Gotta fucking force something to happen dude. I'm sorry but love like that is too beautiful to just passively let it go.

File: haha.jpg (8KB, 230x219px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 230x219px

>>61711144
tfw trips and dubs

>>61709923
If you can't get laid to channel ORANGE you're hopeless.

>>61725034
he

>>61728308
Christ, do horses ever brush their teeth? This is like the fourth one I've seen with teeth like that. It's fucking gross.

>>61728912
their horses, how do you expect them to brush teeth?

File: dogola-face.png (177KB, 400x292px) Image search: [Google]

177KB, 400x292px

I lost my virginity to Cash at Folsom Prison


>had to play the album twice

>>61709923
My first conversation with my ex girlfriend was over music, but when it came to the actual sex, video games are what sealed the deal.

>>61729147
Well how do cats do it then? My cats teeth don't look like that. Neither does my dogs teeth. That horses teeth look like my nasty old Nana's teeth.

>>61729248
if they're eating grass instead of hay they are eating off the ground so I bet they end up with a good bit of mud/dirt on their teeth

actually yes
I was in a shitty hardcore band when I was 18 and these two girls came to all of our shows and I ended up having sex with one and making out with the other one.

play shit music and grills will love you

>>61729294
I've seen my dog and my cat eating grass before and their teeth don't look all nasty like that. I don't know why they do it because I feed them everyday.

>>61729347
I googled it and the only thing I can find is it happens if they eat manure

In college a girl was browsing through my record collection and found The Money Store and we ended up fucking to it. All I ever need to validate owning vinyl

>>61729489
Fucking nasty ass horses.

i met my gf on the second day of highschool due to an edgy band shirt i was wearing

we have intercourse frequently and are still together [spoiler]obviosly[/spoiler]

File: i laffing.jpg (75KB, 680x906px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 680x906px

>>61729248
see
>>61729489
your nana ate shit senpai

>>61729178

>dogola

anão é irmão filha da puta

>tfw every time you find a decent girl something happens and then it's gone
>tfw 23 years old and never had a girlfriend
>tfw every time i want to get laid I have to move mountains

>>61729536
I read some more, teeth are an indicator of a horse's house and they eat green and generally dirty stuff so their teeth should be greenish/brown compared to animals that eat meat (like a cat or a dog)

>>61729596
I'm gonna go look up cows and see if their teeth look like that then.

>>61729581
Keep at it, at least you wont have the regret of going "well if only i had tried..."

>>61729631
when you see a horse with really white teeth it's probably a show horse that's teeth have been bleached (or something similar) because that's something they are judged on

>>61710836
Same

>>61729718
Look at goat teeth.
https://www.google.com/search?q=cow+teeth&biw=1280&bih=625&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&sqi=2&ved=0ahUKEwj04ZyruKjKAhWJcT4KHY30A9AQ_AUIBigB#tbm=isch&q=goat+teeth
And now look at horse teeth.
https://www.google.com/search?q=cow+teeth&biw=1280&bih=625&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&sqi=2&ved=0ahUKEwj04ZyruKjKAhWJcT4KHY30A9AQ_AUIBigB#tbm=isch&q=horse+teeth
They both have a similar diet, right? So why are horse teeth so nasty then? What in the actual fuck?

>>61710965
>get mix cd >its like 80% the pixies >love note

No thanks

>>61710998
y is taste so shite lad

>>61729787
I asked it on >>>/an/ but nobody has responded

>>61716831
THE BACKBONE OF THIS COUNTRY IS THE INDEPENDENT TRUCK

>>61729898
link to thread >>>/an/2037181

>>61709923
my ex-girlfriend loved Transatlanticism by Death Cab, I amazoned gifted her a vinyl pressing of the album and we fucked that day

File: unsatifactory clown.jpg (408KB, 1536x2048px) Image search: [Google]

408KB, 1536x2048px

No. Still I play more music

is it just me or is casual sex far better in theory and imagination than it is IRL

i just want a qt gf

Nothing has ever helped me get laid

>tfw gonna die a virgin next year

>>61710066
I just started listening to this on YT and a spider came out from behind the cupboard

what is this sorcery

Yes, I wanted to thank Green Day and their album Nimrod, their easy-to-swallow songs made my 14yr old me make out with "punk" chicks.
Thank you Based Billie

>>61712842
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>>61731571
Imma die a virgin this year desu, most likely.
plans and everything!

>>61721594

Not necessarily. I dated a girl with filthy apartment that was pretty lame in the sack.

>>61731990
I already attempted suicide once a few years ago. Thought I was getting better but I'm not. Decided to wait until I was 21 (next year) so I could utilize alcohol to a larger extent next time around

>>61732044
>killing yourself with drugs and drinking
not my plan! haha

the research i've done seems to indicate the only near-foolproof ways to do it available to most people are a) shotgun to head and b) jumping off a very high bridge/building. if you want to do it with alcohol, perhaps you're looking for help. call a hotline, your life maybe still has a lot left to it :)

>>61732125
I meant I would get significantly drunk so I could get the nerve to shoot myself/jump off a building. The first time I tried with codeine pills and liqour, like you are saying it didn't work

>>61732221
what are you waiting for?

>>61724672
is this MDE?

File: 1450582921029.gif (166KB, 267x199px) Image search: [Google]

166KB, 267x199px

>>61709923
>freshman year in college
>playing Where is My Mind in dorm
>knock at the door
>two girls and a guy
>"I love this song so much!!!"
>"Oh sweet, you guys like the Pixies?"
>"Wha...?"
>"The...Pixies? This band?"
>"Oh...uh...I don't know...but Fight Club is awesome!!!"
>okay.jpg
>invite them in, talk a while
>one of the girls invites me to a party that night
>go
>hook up with her at the party

Thanks Frank Black!

>>61709923
Got to cuddle with a qt chick while listening to Bluish

>>61725938
>pink moon
literal wat

>>61709923
Every girl I have fucked has been almost immediately after serenading them with guitar.

Yeah, it still works usually.

>>61731550
no, you're right

sex is only great when you know the person really digs you and craves your sperms on the deeper levels of intimate lust

>>61709923

I got head to hank williams tonight.

>>61732741
the most tender, subtle sex imaginable, but when you come you feel like shit

>>61720190
Baths is sexcore.

>>61721889
That's what I thought too

SHE GETS HYSTERICAL
>OOOOOHOOOOOH

It might soon
this girl randomly hit me up yesterday saying she wants to roadtrip with me to Washington for Sasquatch Fest in May

>>61711095
That's sexist. You should write a blog about it.

>>61710060
who gets more: lead singer or guitarist?

File: smug.jpg (12KB, 206x235px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 206x235px

Literally encourages me to put on a record.
Genesis, Mr. Gnome, Neutral Milk, Daft Punk, fucking anything.

My Bloody Valentine is how I met my wife

I put on some vaporware and it got this girl into the mood. We fucked and it was great vibing out.

>>61733271
hows that going?

>>61710725
>tfw my love for Avant-Math God creeped her out to the point she dropped trip

>>61709923
music cant even help me get a girl to look at me but not in disgust

File: 12.jpg (115KB, 1024x644px) Image search: [Google]

115KB, 1024x644px

>>61709944

I got the best blow/hand job of my life after a rock band vocal I did of Nirvana's drain you.

>>61716831
it's dj okawari, not okari, btw

name of girl in OP and are tjere noodz

>>61710725
Blame other women for being plebs

You know it's true, most women can't into music even if they want to

Out of all the women I've met in life I can literally count the patricians on my hands

>>61710725
>only girls who know shit about music in this city are junky punk skags
>friend met a girl who is HIP TO THE SCENE and not a drug addict
>does exactly what you said

he worships the ground she walks on and it's so sad. nigga done forgot she's a human being

>>61710879
u realize that joking about things in that manner is actually kinda creepy and autist in and of itself rite

>>61734578
Kek

>>61733040
Also thought that, only time I've heard that word used in that context outside of that song.

>>61711123
real question how do I talk to people about music (and women especially since I imagine experiencing it more makes it that much more blatant/obnoxious) about music without coming off as an ass


like I'm realizing I don't actually know how to probe someone else's taste politely, idk. instead of "have you heard of other band?!?" would it be better to be like "oh cool how do you feel about other band?"

idk i just try not to get into music conversations w people i dont know but that's lame help

yeah i used to send a girl a lot of d'angelo and dwele etc and we ended up fucking

i just wanted to share some cool music tho lol

>>61733990
>implying he's female

>>61709923
i've only gotten laid at festivals
so ye

>>61717418
Where do you get this information from? Lmao if you truly don't think that guys are like this just as often, then you probably don't meet a whole lot of girls? Sorry anon

>>61721641
Can confirm this, as a girl

>>61735810
>>61733040
>>61721889
I am that anon, I also thought of that song after I posted and wondered how long itd take for someone to pick up on it lol

>>61721641
so guitarrists fans are fuckin gay?

>>61709923
at fist I thought it was an absurd question

but then I realized I think my high school girlfriend took interest in me partially because I liked some of the punk bands she liked

and we definitely fucked so

>>61724906
>portugal
>underground pt artists
Laughing your way m8. They are all shit.
Slightly jealous because you have someone to talk about music with /10

>>61710725
What does this post even mean

>>61721379
>>61727856
Thank you for the support kind anons. I really tried.
It was truly something beautiful and cinematic. We both agreed it's for the best and keep things the way they turned out.