If each board on 4chan started a band, what would they be like?

>>47685652
>/fit/
I reckon it'd sound like early-80's Swans crossed with The Village People

little known fact: SJWs started on somethingawful

>/fa/
Dark ambient, they can just stand there twisting knobs and looking cool in their Dick Ovens without actually needing any instrumental skill, songwriting ability or talent.

>>47685699
no it would be scooter

and thats a good thing cause scooter is the logical conclusion to music

>/sp/
Waka Flocka Flame-style Trap Rap

>/d/
wall noise

>/co/
Moody, instrumental hip-hop with samples from 80's and 90's cartoons thrown in

>>47685652
Why do you care so much?

>>47685733
/d/ is the best board

>>47685745
First off it's only a bit of fun, and second off you're a tripfag so your opinion is immediately invalid.

>>47685652
that image is surprisingly accurate

>/x/
expressive spoken word with orchestral stabs and other shit

>>47685745
a better question is why you care so much about posting in as many threads as possible

>>47685740
So MF Doom?

>>47685768
No it isn't fun, it's funposting. Also nice ad hominem.

>>47685781
No it isn't.

>>47685652
>/mlp/
Eurotrance with poorly synced samples thrown in

>>47685740
i was thinking more of a nerdcore kind of thing but that makes sense too

/d/ is harsh noise with lots of anime samplesz thrown in for fun

>/gif/
eccojams

>>47685745
>so much
What gives the impression that OP cares SO MUCH. You're the worst kind of person.

>>47685745
man i almost tought that you finally left /mu/

>>47685768
>>47685781
>>47685821
stop giving him attention

filter and move on

>>47685804
>ad hominem
is this the new "projecting"

>/pol/
An Oi! Skinhead punk band with Industrial beats and production

Think Skrewdriver crossed with Death Grips
>>47685782
I was thinking more like Madlib, but yeah. Basically DOOM's Adult Swim album if Madlib had produced it instead of Danger Mouse

>/tv/
Lostprophets

>>47685854
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ad_hominem
>s a general category of fallacies in which a claim or argument is rejected on the basis of some irrelevant fact about the author of or the person presenting the claim or argument

>>47685843
I'm always here, no matter what. Trip or no trip.

>/r9k/
Like Stallagah or however it's spelled but instead people crying with smooth jazz in the background

>>47685879
megalolz

>>47685879
megalolz

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>/b/

>>47685652
A lot of people on /v/ are into prog-rock, so they might be a prog-metal band.

>>47685905
/v/ is dream theatre for sure

>/r9k/
Early Black Flag shit like What I See

>/biz/
New wave?

>>47685652
/mu/ literally TV static noises for an entire album

>/o/
Kraftwerk

>>47685919
i keep forgetting that /biz/ exists

they listen to only huey lewis and the news

>/g/
Glitch house with darkwave and vaporwave elements thrown in.

/out/

candy claws

>>47685904
No this shit would be /b/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob5SonPBBF4

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>>47685938

>>47685880
filtered.

>>47685919
Because Huey's older stuff was a little new wave tastes?

>>47685953
Part 2 of /b/ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrxpPwr28B4

>>47685652
>/tg/
honestly based on how the board's changed, probably more like instrumental hip-hop and BoC style ambient. Lotsa cyber stuff compared to the fantasy elements lately.

>>47685652
/s4s/ already released a few albums though.

>/x/

Avantgarde metal

>>47685993
link pls

>/a/
inverted jpop with terrible japanese lyrics
Basically, bo en.

>>47685713
idk i feel /fa/ would just rip off deaf grapes

>>47685948
/g/ is equal to /jp/

/lit/

progressive folk singer-songwriter who does 30 minute songs about Chaucer

>/an/
Beach Boys-esque psychedelic pop with lyrics about animals and nature.
>/r9k/
Some kind of freak folk group. Most people think of the band as just a vehicle for the frontman.
>/vr/
Grungy prog-rock with a keyboard centric sound.

>/s4s/
No Wave

>/lit/
Spoken word classical

>/g/
Glitched samples of computer sounds

>/an/
Animal Collective but with real animals

>/fa/
A mix of various electronic genres, the liveset would be changing genres as it goes on, each change would have a member appear in different clothes while the other goes to switch out clothes for the next genre swap, different genres would reflect different designers and styles of clothing, etc

>>47686081
Nah, /jp/ would throw in a palpable touhou influence.
They'd just put out touhou darkwave glitch.

>>47685953
>>47685982
Why are these people not famous?

>>47686084
So Joanna Newsom's next album?

>/lgbt/
wistful acoustic bullshit with androgynous singers singing about gender dysphoria

>>47686121
they toured with smashing pumpkins and were good friends with them

>>47685953
>>47685982
This is great

>>47685879
megalolz

>/mlp/
Really really really shitty brostep.
>/b/
Something along the lines of Anal Cunt
>/pol/
Some nationalist band, probably very vanilla and "non-degenerate". Possibly also a classical choir.
>jp/
Vocaloid duh
>/v/
Power Metal

/g/

Various electronic genres, but made only with FOSS programs. Would also have samples from other various Creative Commons licensed works. Album cover would be reminiscent of vaporwave, but with various GNU images.

>/mlp/
electro swing with pony samples
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1kqIKdRfiA

>>47685717
oh thank you

>/diy/
Super low-fi indie

>/sp/
Lil B

>>47686210
i would think more along the lines of folk punk

>/c/
Denpa

>/mu/
memerap

>/sci/
Math-_____

>>47686147
i actually fucking hope so
>and so criseyde she said to thee
>bury my bones and fiddle-de-dee
or something for 30 minutes
i'd buy it.

/b/ would be a cross between The Medic Droid and Brokencyde.

>/s4s/
songs from old video games with pitch-shifted annoying samples througout
raised to 6.0dB.

>>47686148
Against Me?

>/x/
Dark ambient, mostly it's just them arguing because somebody wants to put samples from Anne Rice movies in the tracks

>/tg/
70s prog rock revival band, they sing about fantastic worlds far off in space

>/co/
Try to remake the BTAS soundtrack, but finding out orchestras are expensive do it all on MIDI and it sounds fucking awful

>/r9k/
Really really bitter emo about the girls that they'll never get

>/pol/
They spend about five years composing a neo-classical piece that winds up sounding pretty decent

>/soc/
Hipster pop based entirely on image, a la Lana Del Rey but ripping off Lorde's style

>/b/
They make joke hip-hop, like Poon Patrol but not as funny

>/s4s/
They make joke hip-hop, like Poon Patrol but just as good

>/vr/
Chiptune band, falls apart because it's as bad as pop punk

>/v/
Tries to make a band but can't decide whether or not the mall should be on a different planet or if it should just be a regular mall, and then they argue a whole bunch and the whole project falls apart.

>>47686198
On the goddamn money with this one

>/a/
Japanese metal along the lines of 403
>/x/
Field recordings of people reading campfire horror stories, interspersed with the sounds of people getting blown by succubi
>/pol/
New-Burzum-style European folk/ambient
>/tg/
20 minute progressive power metal epics
>/soc/
Top 40 pop
>/v/
Guys in fedoras playing classic rock-style covers of 90's video game music

>/wsg/
Power Electronics

>>47685967
>announcing filters

>/r9k/
Pure emo-violence
>/x/
Field recordings saturated with spacey/spooky synths

>/vr/
Literally Lone

>>47686372
>Field recordings of people reading campfire horror stories, interspersed with the sounds of people getting blown by succubi
Now I want to listen to this.

>>47686347
wow you're a faggot

>/mu/
The Velvet Underground

>/mlp/
metal, because metal's for autistic faggots

>>47685879
megalolz

>>47685879
mega lolz

>>47685652
There are a surprising amount of post-rock fans on /mlp/. I pray to God this never happens, but:

>Godspeed You! Black Emperor, with all of the samples replaced with sound bites from the show

>>47685652
>/x/

Dark or ritual ambient.

>/jp/

/jp/op

>/a/

Anime theme songs.

>/biz/

Vaporwave.

>/int/

Worldbeat.

>/b/ and /s4s/

Free jazz.

>/b/
Anal Cunt
>/s4s/
Mr. Bungle
>/tv/
A hip-hop or electronic record with tons of samples from TDKR
>/x/
Dark ambient or neoclassical darkwave
>/mu/
A mix of post-rock and shoegaze with Death Grips-like rapping and industrial sounds
>/pol/
Martial industrial
>/v/
Dragonforce
>/r9k/
Emo
>/int/
Drunken, happy, party, feel good folk metal

/tv/ would be 80s synthpop in the vein of college and electric youth

>>47687428
REAL HUMAN BANE
AND A REAL BIG GUY

>/int/
a multinational folk music collective, focused on combining all the great white cultures of the world.

>>47686148
Also known as Modern Against Me.

Fuck I hate what they've become.

>>47686148
>Implying it wouldn't be Xiu Xiu

>>47687309
I want to listen to this band you made up for /mu/

>>47685713
nah it would be minimal techno or some shit like Factory Floor

i feel likt /toy/ would make a good band

>/mu/

post-avant jazzcore and/or progressive dreamfunk

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>>47687600
>post-avant jazzcore

>/out/
mildly psychedelic folk-rock/americana stuff you'd hear at a music festival, not at all unlike my morning jacket

>>47685993
I have both of them. They are funny as shit.

>>47685652
>Tumblr
>irony
>liberalism

I don't detect much irony from Tumblr's SJW culture, unless they're all just having a laugh.

>>47685652
>/v/
>not weebcore

/toy/ would be some upbeat pop rock
/int/ would try to rip off a hawk and a hacksaw
/vg/ would be noise
/b/ would be farting into a mic
/an/ and /out/ would release a colab album of field samples of nature

>>47685652
>/s4s/
Avant-Garde music accompanied by strange videos similar to The Residents

>/int/
World-influenced punk band that argues all the time over which native music is better

>/b/
Shitty edgy metalcore

>/tg/
Power metal that sounds amazing

>>47686622
OWNED

>>47688705
oh, and /pol/ would be some angry ass punk, ala GG allin

>>47687428
>80s synthpop in the vein of crap modern synthwave

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/tv/ would be big band but it would be extremely painful to listen to.

>>47688662
Tumblr isn't all SJWs, you know. The other half is post-ironic teenagers.

>/a/
weeb-core

>/b/
musique concrete

>/sci/
progressive darkwave

>/mlp/
dreampop

>/mu/
The fact that so many books still name the Beatles "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success: the Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worth of being saved....

>>47689035
>extremely dissonant big band music

Any actual groups like this?

>>>/k/
probably just Sabaton, honestly

>>47689035
If I listen to their music, would they die?

>>47689086
Fucking Homestuck.

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>>47689099
god i fucking hate scaruffi so much he's so fucking pretentious and stupid god damn

>>47689161
I don't mind some of his rankings. I take solace in the fact that he enjoys tortoise, and that he considers TVU to be the greatest band, rightfully so.

>>47686019
just search s4s greatest gets on soundcloud

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>>47688662
Tumblr irony looks a little something like this.

>>47685953
you forgot this gem.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CYaU3x_nRU

>>47689161
he's right about the beatles though

>>47685652
>/pol/
>burzum

>>47689190
he gave deathconciousness the same rating as a limp bizkit album

>>47686211
FUCK KEVIN DURAAAAANNNNNNNNT

>>47685703
What are SJWs?

>>47686148
Pet Shop Boys 2: Electric boogaloo

>>47690545
but Pet Shop Boys 2: Electric Boogaloo wouldn't be Hurts?

Do people post on SA anymore?

>>47690572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMU1yrGzf-8 LOL NOPE

>/k/
What's gayer than the Village People? Honestly, I can't think of anything.

>>47690572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04Weep45JT8
nah they're not gay enough

>>47690231
Social Justice Warriors. The people who think that straight white men are the root of all evil, and that a man talking to a woman is rape.

>/g/
80's and 90's alt

>/lit/
A bar full of neo-expressionist composers who occasionally celebrate the work of someone from after 1950.

>>47686148
no

arcade fire

>>47685652

/s4s/ would be more like constant break beats and aggressive high-pitched synths, cut with vocal samples of Anal Cunt and Passenger of Shit. Each track would be a sonic assault, making you question why you're still listening, yet simultaneously drawing you deeper, just to see how disgustingly grimy and unappealing they can make themselves sound.

>s4s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ve0wn6UFEgI

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>>47685745
Why are you so gay?

>/mlp/
dubstep
>/diy/
industrial
>/toy/
babychan rock
>/trv/
ambient
>/ck/
generic background music
>/s4s/
post-ironic avant rock

>>47690983

What is this, and why do I enjoy it so much?

>>47691022
>>/mlp/
>dubstep
dead on, I know a brony who is obsessed with brostep
>>/diy/
>industrial
nah man, they're old school country and whatever else resourceful people over 40 listen to.

/mu/
K-POP

>>47691313
nah man that's /tv/
there's minimal crossover between kpg posters and regular /mu/ posters

>>47690881
so, whitehouse?

>>47691400

Yeah basically. Nice dubs.

>>47691368
If I take them off, will you die?

>>47691459
what

/b/ - grindcore

/mu/ - pretentious indie folk rock with a high pitched singer. Not actually that good but it's not mainstream so who cares?

/v/ - metal band that finds itself inspired by video game music

/mlp/ - brostep (ever listen to their music? no? well it all sounds like this

/prog/ - prog rock duh

>>47685652
>/z/

Noise

>>47685699
It'd be Punk Rock since that's the gayest genre known to man

>>47685879
mega lolz

>/fit/
couldn't make anything sound like anything other than this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJdMjRHRLfg

>>47685699
nice dub buddy

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>/an/

>>47685652
what about the nazi's on /pol/

>/vp/
Pokemon D/P/Pt ost

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/pol/

Neofolk, NSBM, Nazi Punk, Martial Industrial, and Wagner

>>47685953
That was fairly enjoyable

Though I mainly hear /b/ as that I STAPLE TAPEWORMS ON MY PENIS song

>>47686148
Jordaan Mason?
Xiu Xiu?

>>47692615
>not scott spilane solo album
get it
cause
cause
scott plays
horns
and the most famous horn on /vp/
is
le hoenn confirmed meme trumpet :+)