Just imagine if... chocolate ice cream raped 54 women
He still gots it. I was worried for the first few minutes. Then he turned it on and I was laughing the whole way through. The Oj stories. Kevin Hart. Oscars party. Amazing.
Yeah i liked the Texas special the most, literally couldn't breath from laughter during the closing bit
He's toned down that knock mic on the leg shit that was annoying in his first stand-up go
I am so happy Dave's back and still has it. An old-school, highly respected red pilled comedian is exactly what this country needs right now
>but we need a white actress so it does well at the box office!
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>>9338
It probably would've done a lot better if they casted rinko kikuchi like people actually wanted.
like seriously, who was this movie for? Normies don't give a shit about Ghost in the Shell, and they alienated actual fans by fucking everything up.
>>9338
>The Boss Baby
so Anti-Trump Propaganda?
How did he do it?
>>9309
it was autism
Actually, OP, I've always wondered how they pulled that scene off tooAlso, what did they mean by this? Is it that the naive and innocent are closer to God?
It's 1994, and you are a producer for Star Trek: Voyager....and you have to make it kino.
>You can not recast
>You can not cancel the show
>Most of the production staff must remain
What do you do?
kill the cast, filming it live, as both the pilot ep, and finale
>>9272
Does swapping characters count as a recast?
>>9272
Janeway dies at the end of the first season, Tuvok takes charge.
Kes and Neelix get btfo half-way through season 2.
Seven and Belanna fuck like crazed targs for the entire show.
The Borg kids never happen.
>Watching movie with the family
>Rape scene comes up
>Baby sister bites her lip
>>9229
>>9229
>Rape scene
>Movie with family
It's a home video right?
>>9229
>Watching movie with cousin
>Sex scene comes on
>Look over at her and she is staring at me then quickly looks away
What did she mean by that
It's kind of sad that reddit has reached peak normie-tier with prequel shitposting almost a year and a half after it was super popular on /tv/ with TFA
I really shouldn't care but I always feel a strange and intense sense of disappointment when a community acts like they've "found the joke" when it's literally so old and burnt out where it originated from that people aren't even Sheevposting here on /tv/ any more
>>9218
Sheevposting can lead to board quality that some would consider... unnatural.
>>9218
She's ugly as shit looks like a fuckin xeno. Felicity Jones is the true star wars waifu.
reddit has always taken meme/jokes from 4chan like months/years later
remember that subreddit fffffffuuuuuuuuuu or whatever that was just troll face posts?
by the time reddit was posting that shit, troll faces were embarrassingly stale on 4chan
What film scenes give you kinoskin?
For me its improvised editing.
superman first flight in man of steel
https://youtu.be/CRXyWtv-huc
>>9202
I don't know this feel, my skin is ashy and dark
Post your favorite director and others tell you what their best movie is.
Strangelove
Barry Lyndon
>>9145
Clockwork Orange
I don't really have a favorite director, but I'll post a meme one because I'm curious about what /tv/ think his best movie is.
You know something guys, I think Chris Evans just might be more Captain America in this than any of those marvel movies. What a joyous triumph for the whole family!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI01wBXGHUs
he bearded with Jenny Slate for this
kek
I don't really like Marc Webb, like at all, but the only reason I'll see this is because it was shot on film.
I would turn her 180 degrees and inhale like it was the last breath I was ever going to take.
Can we get a baykino thread?
I unironically think he is a fantastic auteur and is a king of practical effects wherever possible. I'd call his directing style "fevered dream." There is just something about it I love.
Also Transformers 5 looks pretty kino in the trailers.
>>9112
Like seriously look at Armageddon. It's a practical effects wet dream.
Michael Bay Uses Same Footage In Pearl Harbor and Transformers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIBNB0LPpOc
Transformers 2 Reuses Footage From Transformers 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ads17rVlaAk
End of Transformers 3 & Armageddon. The same.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXaUIDXBTMo
Clonus vs The Island
>"The Island" looks so much like 1979's "Clonus," aka "Parts: The Clonus Horror" that its director says he may seek a federal injunction to stop "The Island's" distribution.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjKeLvwG-5w
Michael Bay had to beg Paramount to make "13 Hours"
>@8:11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn9bkPNV4JA&t=8m11s
Paramount forces Michael Bay to make Transformers movies
>>9112
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absolute kino
Fucking yes. Just arrived from the cinema and I'm glad I had my expectations high.
It was a brilliant work of art. The cinematography was pure kino. Fuck you /tv/ for being so contrarian.
>>9082
Great cinematography but weak story telling and I think you almost have to have seen the original film to understand some plot elements. They totally fucking flew through that sub plot about the truck drivers being brainwashed for instance.
Also I pretty much only saw the live action movie to see that one chase scene and they cut 90% of it out. Also cutting out Batou at the end saving the Major from the Spider Tank was a slap in the face.
But it did have motherfucking Takeshi Kitano executing people with a revolver, so yeah.
>>9082
This movie had so many great moments that makes me wanna watch it again
*braps your path*
>>9042
https://www.rabb.it/r/ojllqp
oh dear
*braps back*
Does /tv/ know of any films that portray the sensual and erotic heterosexual sex act known as "pegging"?
Deadpool
>>8987
that showed the comedic act of pegging
>>8988
still hot
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>>8969
Comfy tier 1:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PglmFXc5ETw
Comfy (patrician tier):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hedpWMsppE
>that image from the X-Files openingTSUUUUUUUU
FBI, I'm Dr Bambi
who was the Johansson before Johansson?
Sharon Stone
>>8944
angelica jolie
connelly