Is Daring Do secretly a slut?

>>30918358
>rape

>>30918358
everyone with that character model is

>>30918358
>secretly

Her books go into far too much detail about her gang rapes for it to be a secret.

>>30918478
But Derpy!

>>30918563
>implying Derpy isn't the sluttiest retard in Equestria
She'll suck your dick for a bagel.

>>30918358
I want to cum inside Daring Do.

>>30918358
She's just lusting over Ahuizotl. Gave no fuck about Caballeron

>>30918667
>Fluttershy is into Draaconequs
>Rarity is into a cat
>Twilight into humans
>Daring Do into Aztec monster

Are pony stallions that much boring or is their huge dick size just a myth in Equestria?

>>30918675
Really, if anything debunks the myth it would be Rarity eyeing up a different species from her own world. Not only is he bipedal but he lacks the powers of chaos for any growth shenanigans.

>>30918667
This
I actually, unironically want them to get shipped in canon

Ahuizotl is super interesting and I'd love to see more of him
And the porn of him fucking daring is always 10/10 especially if r63

Where are my greens of Anon fugging Ahuizota

>>30918358
She's very sexy slut

>>30918358

Obviously.
What good is having an alter-ego if you can't use it to whore yourself around in an NSA fashion

>>30918358
Of course, how else do you think she gets all these leads on obscure artifacts?

>>30918358
Well, she's based off Indiana Jones, and we all know how much Indy got around

>>30921956
She's got more VD than Indy AND James Bond?
>"Uh, Ms. Do..it's hardly my business to pry, however, your test results are alarming, to say the least."
>'Heh, y-yeah, I uh..pick up an exotic bug here and there on my journeys.'
>"Ms. Do you tested positive for 1,254 sexually transmitted diseases. Over half of which are not normally found in ponies."

>>30921973
>In fact, the only thing keeping you alive is the fact that the majority of the diseases keep fighting each other in a battle for dominance in your body.
>its like virus world war 2 inside you with virus stalin fighting virus hitler and everything being fucked the second its over with.
>frankly, its a wonder you're not a pile of pus and goo right now from all of this.

>>30921973
>>30922028
I was gonna make a Strong Bad Email joke about the huge number of viruses but this is better

>>30918667

>Gave no fuck about Caballeron

The sexual tension between these two in the official books was bigger than the one with Ahuizotl

>>30921973
Those are numbers I can live with. Now give me that womb to raid

>>30918358
>secretly
I bet she writes about the steamy casual sex she has all the time

>>30918592
First sane thing you've ever said

>>30921956
>we all know how much Indy got around
I'm pretty sure he only fugged Marion and that German chick

>Willie
Be honest, she makes your cock shrivel

>>30922863
But Indy could have fucked a lot of women, he was a very handsome man. Same with Daring, although hers is usually a lot less consensual.

>>30922795
>ywn sneak up on RD as she's shlicking herself to sleep reading Daring's last book
>Involving ahuizotl
>"H-hey, Anon, you're kinda like an ape, right?"
"Uh, I guess?"
>"Kinda like ahuizotl... right?"
>Proceed by impregnating

>>30923185
>Anon reads up on what Ahuizotl is in order to more effectively role play as him.
>Ends up crying like a baby while trying to drown Dash in the sink.

No, she's clearly waiting for marriage

>>30918358

Daring Do gets off on dating someone as A.K. Yearling and then seducing them into cheating on her as Daring Do.

>>30927856
She Cucks herself with herself?

>>30928069

exactly

>>30927856
>>30928069
>>30928134
top fucking kek

>>30927856
Green when?

>>30927856
>ahuizotl falls in love with AK
>hatefucks daring whenever they go on an adventure
perfect

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>>30927856
>>30928069
>>30928134
I need green of this

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>>30927856
>"Do you think I'm attractive, honey?"
"Of course I do!"
>"More than that slut, Daring Do?"

>>30918358
>that chapter in the sewer where Daring Do gets gangbanged by underage colts.

Secretly?

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>>30927856
So would she break up with them for cheating on her, even though they didn't cheat on her, but they thought they did?

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>>30929068
Seconding this.

>>30918358
Signs point to yes.

Daring Douche - https://pastebin.com/Tij1KxtS

>>30929405

>>>/tv/

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>>30927856

>>30929995
>Breaking up with them

But if you break up with them, how will you cuck yourself? The sensible thing to do is lie to them as long as possible.

>>30918358
Duh. If it doesn't interfere with her rescuing ancient artifacts and shit, then you can rest assured that she fucks it. Why? Because she can. She's a fit, smart, sexy mare. That's enough to raise any dick.

>>30930148
You'll float too, Nonny. We all float down here

>>30931120
my brain is confused

>>30922795
>casual

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>>30918358
>secretly a slut
>openly flirts with Ahuizotl
???

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>>30918358

She looks exactly like Rainbow, i guess because she self inserts as Daring

But haven't they met IRL before, wouldn't they be freaked out at how much they look alike

>>30932615
Do you even watch the show?

>>30927856
Who was in the wrong?

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>>30927856
WHERE IS THE GREEN

>>30931120
So just keep going until her double-lover breaks down into a quivering mess of tears, snot, and apologies and then break up with them?

>>30918358
>Daring Do is captured
>"I'm not going to kill you, Miss Daring. I'm just gonna have some fun with you"
>Daring sees Cabalerron's growing erection, and begins to feel wet herself. This is her favorite part of each adventure, but she can't let him know that
>"No please, don't, I'm still a virgin and stuff"

>>30929681
>You will never put a treasure in her temple

>>30933738
So you're saying that a nationally famous writer can't tell a lie?

>>30933951
You really think someone would do that? Just pick up a pen and write lies?

Why is /mlp/ so lazy?

>>30933738
>"That is the 5th time you have told me that, Miss Daring Doo."
>"Oh just fuck me already."

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>>30932623

80% of the series is easy to forget

Let's not forget that Cabalerron knows that she is AK Yearling. He could break into her home and violate her whenever he wants

If Caballeron wants to stop Daring Do, how come he doesn't just show up at her house in the middle of the night, kidnap her, and then sell her into sexual slavery?

>>30937775
Because she already does that herself

>>30937794
>Daring Do kidnaps AK Yearling and forces her into slavery

The Daring Do Series really went downhill when AK let go of her inhibitions. But undeniably sold more.

>>30937802
Has she no shame?

>>30936928
You're easy to forget

>>30937802
It was really weird how she insisted at the end that Daring Do was actually an evil clone all along trying to slander the real Daring Do's name, but I guess it would be a little extreme for Daring to canonically be a butt slut.

>That chapter AK Yearling wrote that was nothing but Daring verbally degrading herself to a room full of ponies for nearly three full hours, that went into depth about how she was 'just some whore out for easy cock' and 'never wanted to be a famous adventurer' that ended with her nearly drowning in animal cum.

I thought it was a bit unnecessary but I got it.

>>30941912
There is literally nothing wrong with being a cumdumpster

>>30942228
Genetically, human males evolved to find this behavior in females abhorrent though.

Evolutionarily, As an alpha male with access to breeding rights due to being the strongest and most violent male, it was beneficial to have the females ONLY mate with you to insure only your genes would be passed on.
As such, males who were more inclined to exhibit violence or other negative behavior against females who slept around had their genetics passed on more, in the same way that Lions will kill the children of another male lion upon kicking out another male lion and taking their place as the Head honcho fucker.
Its an ingrained trait in males to want to shame females who have sex with someone besides you, even if they're not in a relationship with you.

>>30942228
Well obviously, that was the point of the chapter. Daring realizing that, if she wanted, she could just stay there and fuck things for the rest of her life and no one would care. But then she needs to choose to do the right thing, like she always does.

I imagine she has had a few James Bond -esque romances, but her sense of duty keeps her occupied too often to really get slutty. Even then I would guess she's the type who would keep things casual until she's found her soulmate.

>>30942282
Getting laid is always the right choice

>>30943231
But you know what's an even righter choice? Stopping the villains from reviving an ancient sex god that'll turn Equestria into a sexual, perverted wonderland. Which one will Daring choose?