What's this nigga posting?

>>30915984
Glimmer.

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BBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRAAAAPPPPpppppfffftttttttt

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>>30915984
He's telling everyone how much of a Chad he is on /r9k/ because girls looked at this this one time.

>tfw trapped in hideous barbie knockoff world instead of Equestria

HAP P E N I N G
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There will never be an unironic happening post on this board again

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>>30916058
We already got a habbening this year, Anon
Lets not get greedy

>>30916016
This actually got me to laugh pretty hard.
I usually ignore the EqG threads, does anyone know if there's a story where Anon gets portal'd to the wrong Equestria, and is just pissy about it?

>>30916072
The worst thing Equestria Girls has done besides TimberTwi.

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>>30916098
???
That whole scene was amazing.

>>30916076
Might be something like that in rgrerereblahblah

>>30915984
He posts on /k/ asking them how to make bombs.

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>>30915989
Boop!

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>>30916117
He might mean the special as a whole
And yeah it was garbo, fuck Glimmer and that shitty writing
But seeing Shim Sham as pony again was pure gold, especially after so many had said "There would NEVER be ponies in EqG again!" "It'll happen offscreen!" "Mirror Magic will be about makeup and dresses!"

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>>30916000
this

>tfw i browse /r9k/ everyday
>tfw i stopped watching the show after season 6 because i migrated to /r9k/ during the hiatus
>couldn't leave
>tfw i've been on /r9k/ for only a year now and i'm already noticing side effects (increased social autism)
>at least i don't obsess over cartoon horses like i did before
>tfw i "got off" the "ride" but i didn't "got off the ride"
>tfw there's no leaving 4chan
i want off this ride

>>30916154
No, you're also wrong. Glimmer is more interesting in Equestria Girls. The problem is how much potential they tanked by writing it so sloppily.

Glimmer barely interacts with anyone, there is no real purpose to sending Shimmer back to Equestria, and the villain is really dumb.

But Glimmer's presence is actually more sensible in Equestria Girls (mostly since she has never wronged anyone in that universe, making her acceptance a lot more palatable).

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>>30916204
>browsing breddit: the faggot indoctrination board/sight-seeing stop for normalfags board in 2017
haha, are you """prison gay""" yet

>>30915989
fpbp
Fucking underage, what do you think he's going to post?
That or he's their jimfag

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>>30916204
you should have known better

>>30916000
Well, to be honest he was just filming/taking pics of dash's ass wearing nothing but spats and that was dancing not five feet away from his face
And they didn't look mad, look at these sluts, they liked it and even went as far as tease him with sultry looks and TOUCHING him

He's kind of an alpha

>>30916348
Glimmer had no reason to even be in EqG
She added literally 0 new things

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>>30916357
The board wasn't always this shit. Discord organized raids managed to keep femwhore threads and other bullshit under controll. Unfortunetly, the mods incharge of /r9k/ are 250lb tumblrinas who don't give a shit about the board or its culture. They want to have as much users as possible, which means pandering to normies. Now the only good threads are the 25+ threads and the occasional introspective posts thread.

>haha, are you """prison gay""" yet
if i haven't turned to faggotry from all the homo- related shit i encounter by chance when i'm trying to find straight clop on derpibooru, i won't turn to faggotry because of all the gay threads on /r9k/

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>>30916743
>The board was'nt always this shit
I know, but when all the chad apologists and "why don't you just become a trap" threads increased, I'd had enough.

>>30915984
"Follow me to the gay bath house."

>>30916385
Making her the portal ambassador reestablishes the role Princess Twilight had without having to do a dimensional double thing (which...to be frank SHOULD be the direction the franchise goes in but that clearly isn't their desire, which is unfortunate).

>>30916000
A L P H A

>>30916154
>But seeing Shim Sham as pony again was pure gold, especially after so many had said "There would NEVER be ponies in EqG again!" "It'll happen offscreen!" "Mirror Magic will be about makeup and dresses!"
t b f it really wasn't much of a stretch seeing as the first two tied in with the minies

>>30916204
>30+: start a youtube channel making totaly legit recaps of MLP.

Oh fuck, it all makes sence.

>>30916204
>when mainstream entertainment use boy shorts underneath skirts to try and keep girls in skirts G-rated
>Mfw girls in boyshorts are my fetish anyway

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>>30915984
he is a junk like the rest of us

>>30916154
to be fair, all of the new shorts are about makeup and resses

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>>30916000
Road to normiedom

>>30916000
What a fucking alpha male, look Rarity is TOUCHING him and he hasn't even ejaculated yet, the man's got endurance for days.

>>30919187
>>>/b/

>>30919203
Daddeh njet spankie fwuffy

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>>30919188
T-the no fap meme actually works?

>>30919222
Enjoy the ban lad

>>30919249
>t. enlightened centrist

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>>30916743
>>30916785
>these fucking faggots
Why'd you even went there in the first place?

>>30920053
>why u go dere
>literally posts the boards tan personified
you tried, I guess.

>>30916204
>tfw 29 and just developed pilonidal cyst along with hemorrhoids, to boot
t-there's still hope, r-right?

>>30920097
Hope they kill you, blogposter

>>30915984
That's probably that barbedfag that shitting around here recently.

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>>30920537
Or maybe you should reconsider your tastes in waifus

>>30916058
Nor will it ever be my problem.

>>30915984
>Rape

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>>30915984

>>30915984
He is a writefag

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>>30922148
fuck

>>30916204
Get off r9k. That place is pure poison for the mind.

>>30923140
whats r9k? never heard of it