Straight shipping thread

>>30909462
>>>/lgbt/
back to your containment board

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>>30909529
Sure you posted in the right thread?

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>>30909462
Will she ever find a stallion to love? I bet she would like Sunburst.

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>>30909632
Sunburst is taken. Maybe Zephyr?

>>30909727
Starlight is too much of a cunt for Sunburst to deal with. She's with Trixie anyway. He would be much happier with Moondancer.

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>>30909765
He's got a crush on her, and it's reciprocated.

I'd post the zephmoon image but it's too big. While I resize that, have this bit of evidence

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>>30909765

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>captcha: paxmead through

>>30909462
you damn cis scum

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>>30909462
I can get behind this.

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Everyone's favorite straight ship. A ship that would generate more salt than Starlight getting alicorn wings.

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>>30909462
C&C = Cute and Canon

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>>30909462
Getting blacked was always her dream

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>>30911314
psssh... nothin personnel... kid...

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>>30911415
Take it back!!! TAKE IT BACK!!!!!!! SHE'S PURE!!!!!!!!!!!

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The best and therefore only relevant ship coming through.

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>>30909859
>>30909866
>two seconds not even at centre of attention
vs
>five episodes so full of fuel you could burn a forest with it
Sunbeta fags are so delusional it's sad

>>30912911
Hm... I always thought the one with the most fuel always gets burned in the end. I should never have shipped Zutara.

>>30912911
Lol obviously Cheerilee won the Big Mac bowl for sharing most screentime with him, right?
Trixie is nothing but Starlight friend. Even if she had a lesbo crush on her then Starlight is still not giving a fuck about her and she's still more interested in Sunburst.

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>>30911415
>>30912856
I don't get it. Is that a reference?

>>30913277
Second is someone pretending to be NRDT

First is a parody of a BLACKED image

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>>30911314
>flashlight
Pic related is better and older

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Bullies always win.

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>>30916375
Dumbdash is way cuter than it has any right to be

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>>30916508
Too damn true.

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>>30909538
>>30916375
>>30916508
>>30916630
>>30910848
>>30912860
Step aside

>>30912911
Go back to your safe space, dykeshitter. This thread is free of your anti-male propaganda.

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>>30909462
Time to post this image again. cute and perfect

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Spike's got a lot of options

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No one? Ok I'll post 'em

>>30920178
They are dead.

>>30920180
How do you know that?

>>30920180
They lived and loved. Death doesn't discount it.

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Is there any straight ship involving these gals?

Apart from rule 63 stuff

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>>30920193
I found this one

>>30920193
lyraflashbon

>>30920233
Welp, I guess it's something...

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>not a single post of this classic
For shame, /mlp/

>>30909529
>faggots are so common and so prevalent on 4chan that this post was even made

really gets those activated almonds joggin'

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>>30918981

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>>30918981
Here's a classic. Then his cutie mark got retconed.

>>30921128
4chan has always been about 1/3 full home and about another 1/3 switch hitting. This is not news.

>>30923798
reminder that literally half of the board would fuck both a mare and a stallion

>>30924176
I guess I'm in the straight half, more aids for you, bro.

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>>30916375
>>30916508
ADORABLY

TINY

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new ship on the horizon

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>>30924209
>>30916630
>>30916508
>>30916375
I don't see the bully appeal. It kinda sickens me tbqh desu. Soarin x Dash is much better

>>30909632
>Uncommon Bond

>>30924275
Starlight looks way sexier than she should in that pic.

>>30920193
Someone lay some history on me and explain why these two were ever paired together? This famous imagine is an edit so shippers can't even use the they-were-standing-next-to-each-other excuse. How did a ship between two background ponies with no established personalities become so ingrained in the fandom?

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>>30924275
I just enjoy Dash's tininess.

>>30924430
You serious? Some ships require even less than standing beside each other. Some ships involve inanimate objects. That's the fandom for you.

>>30919311
More like fucking dead

>>30924430
The original reason was retarded since they just standed next to eachother. Later Larson explored it in the 100th episode as well as EQG made some ship teasing in Rainbow ROcks. Now entire staff knows about them being lesbo

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>>30924251
That is too goddamn cute

>>30925535
Shadow Lock is an original character made by Fleece. He is literally not canon as much as Mina the Dragon.

>>30925541
We'll see him in the finale or Season 8. Vogel likes the idea and wants to add him.

>>30924916
But the true, true love lack of imagination hits those two really hard, I mean, literally everything involving Lyra or Sweetie Drops Bon Bon is Lyrabon

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>>30924251
>>30925535
Hmmm

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>no one's posted this one yet

>>30920134
All but one of them will be dead before he can even get it hard.

>>30927570
Sadly, this. Spike's only possible long-term love interests are princesses or other dragons.

>>30928745
Yeah, that one.

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>>30927645
Princess you say?

>>30929171
r63soarin is fucking sexy

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Discolight is fun

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two edgelords

The common shitboy shipper:
>ships a random straight couple of two characters that have no reason to be together
>gets shitty when show doesn't support their ship
>gets shitty when gay ships populate their safe space
>Fuck I forgot this show was for little girls and not a political statement about men being subservient to women

>>30930702

Now post the chad

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This thread is pretty fucking gay for a straight shipping thread.

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Why are CMC ships so cute and heartwarming?